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-Hello! -Hey!

Come in!

It seems like she likes us. Don't destroy it.

Why do you use First Class Driver? You're not Beyoncé.

I enjoy driving downtown. There are so many one-way streets.

Can't you just take a regular Oslo Taxi?

Road that drives me, is so nice.

I have benefited greatly from Gestalt therapy.

Is it depth perception?

Just please. Positive, regular conversations.

Not so much about therapy and performance art.

-No interesting topics? -Try to be normal.

-Hey! - Welcome.

Hello!

Hello!

- Christian. -Margrethe, call me Maggie.

- Nice, Nikko. - Hello, Kaisa.

Then it was us, Christian Bullmann.

Nicolai Bikiri.

-Hey, Fie. - Hello, Nikko. Nice.

- Are there more then? -Not that we know of.

I brought one like that. Shall we strip to our feet?

It's fine, just keep the shoes. Thanks, just enter.

Is it a little cold here?

Shall we open the wine? Should it be aired or something like that?

I don't think they should be aired.

-We just start with the prosecco. - Fine.

-What do you do for a living? - I am also a physiotherapist.

A bit of a claw-fingered type, aren't you?

I work at Vålerenga as an assistant. They play in the Toppserien.

- Top series? - It is the Eliteserien for women.

That's what it's called.

I'm not making any money from it yet.

But exciting, if you are interested in women's football.

Absolutely. There is a lot of exciting happening in women's football.

This makes it easier to understand what is happening on the pitch since it is slower.

- Don't you agree? - Yeah.

Here's what we talked about. The offer from us for your share.

Should I open now or look at it later?

Just take it when you have time.

I can set up a contract meeting, then we can have lunch.

-Have you had a haircut? - Yes, a little around the ears.

It was very nice.

- Shall we..? - Get down!

It's always a little scary.

- Thank you for the invitation. - Nice that you wanted to come.

Like that!

Toast!

-Nice apartment. -Thanks.

It is our first time to own.

- Congratulations. - Ownership is good.

I don't understand people who rent apartments.

Do you get new siblings often then?

A completely normal day for us, this.

That's good. Then we agree that it is no big deal.

We are holding an open house next week.

In the Concert Hall, actually. 1,200 pieces will go in there.

It's something like that, I think.

Where did you grow up and such?

Lørenskog.

So Sagene, Tveita, Jessheim and Grorud.

Then we moved to Løren, then it was Lørenskog again.

Tøyen, Manglerud, Ski.

Spruce and then finally back to Lørenskog.

I was with a guy from Lørenskog when I was 14, - whom I

met at the Norway Cup. Harald, probably a little older than you.

- Did you play football? -No.

I was only at the Norway Cup to drink alcohol and sleep with boys.

And another guy from Skeid. He was 17, it wouldn't happen today.

It comes after two sips of prosecco?

I'm not too fond of bubbles. Could you pick up the montrachet I brought?

- I can... - I can do that.

No, just sit.

-Was it rude? - No, no.

Just calm it down a bit, completely normal conversations.

Just plain, normal topics.

They are young, they can't bear to hear about who I slept with.

It's nice with everyday things, not such lying things.

- OK, but then just... - Otherwise, I think it's going great.

Breathe with your stomach, take it easy.

Try to be yourself. Or... You know what I mean.

- Now she's coming. -God!

- Did you find wine? - Maybe I didn't have it with me.

- There was some regifting. - Should it be white?

Now it was a lot of work for you. Excuse me.

I think I have an opener with me.

It doesn't seem like they hate me exactly.

This is going really well. They have a lot of humor.

Maybe that DNA test was just something the lawyer insisted on, as they said?

It seems like they believe I'm their sister.

-You can see that you are siblings. - Do you think?

Yes, you look like them.

On two of them, at least.

Is it completely sick, or should we somehow invite them to the wedding?

Yes, of course.

Of course we can invite them to the wedding.

Think it's my sisters and my brother.

I'm kind of moved here.

The guacamole.

It will be good, this.

- It's going fine, this. - Yes, they are super charming.

How are things with you and Alex?

I realized at Fie that you are struggling a bit to get pregnant?

Yes, that's right.

-How long have you been trying? -A little while.

- I didn't know that. - I barely mentioned it to Fie.

You know that stress affects sperm quality?

You've had a lot on your mind lately.

- Let me know if you need any help. -Hold up.

What is it? I try to have a normal conversation.

That's all you're not saying.

- I just want to help my brother. - I don't need help.

I'm not stressed, don't need free, full control.

- Now it's food. - So delicious.

- Look there, yes. - So delicious.

Thought you could just take a plate and put it on your lap.

Just try to…

Perfect!

Take the one you.

- What then? - I don't know.

I should have had a little more of that cilantro.

Is anyone else going to have cucumber?

How did you two meet then?

We met at university, actually.

In godfather week.

- Was it full throttle right away? - One hundred percent.

I saw him and thought: "I'll take him home with me."

But then he was very drunk. Yes!

I just had to put him to bed and wait until he slept off it.

I did not abuse him.

It was just nonsense.

I was just wondering one thing. Is that Doddo's watch?

-What do you mean? - It is exactly the same.

Get to see.

- Let's see then. - Christian.

Damn, it's Doddo's watch.

Why do you have it?

I got it from Emma.

Would you like to sign up for a bit here?

I had intended to tell this in a much more orderly way.

Nikko has that watch because I got it from Ludvig.

So you've met Doddo?

Yes, he was my patient for a few months.

Then we got a good note, so he gave me that watch.

It is not unusual for patients to give a gift, wine or flowers.

Nice watches?

It's not that common, but he did it.

That watch was given to Doddo by Thor Heyerdahl, so it is not worthless.

And it's Emma's fault?

- Did dad go to physio with you? -Yes.

I didn't know who he was then.

I didn't realize it until I saw him in that picture in their office.

"It's Ludvig who went to me with his hip."

Then I was going to say it, but then I got that DNA test from you, - -and then

I was afraid you would think I had something to do with the inheritance stuff.

I had no idea who he was at all when he was alive.

I promise, I just helped him with his hip.

He always said that hip didn't bother him at all.

Are you good at shoulders too?

He then never went to anything publicly.

Are you fat in the hat? He stalked his daughter.

He said he had a pain in his hip, - -but I think

now that maybe he was there to get to know me.

I was going to tell this in a much neater way.

So he sought you out?

He didn't just hand you out as a physical therapist?

You can wish for a therapist in the public sector, that's fine.

This is completely insane.

I think it is very special that you have not told us this.

I don't understand why you haven't said you knew him.

It would have been natural to say so.

Now this is not a very natural situation for me either.

It's not very common for me to stay the ambush in a cafe- -and be accused of being a fraud.

- No, I didn't.

Yes! It's not super normal for me either.

Now you have his watch. It is no wonder then that we become suspicious.

I'm not looking for anything at all.

I don't know if you think that everyone you meet is trying

to take advantage of you, - -but I'm not that kind of person.

I don't have siblings and I don't

have a family, - -I only have my mother.

I just want to get to know you, because you are my siblings.

Jesus.

I filmed his father.

To show him if he did exercises wrong.

I don't know if there is enough evidence that I am not a fraud.

Abrupt!

She seems very clever.

I've never seen dad dance before.

-Don't say dad. - Please don't say that.

And down! All the way down!

Abrupt!

Yes! Abrupt!

You wouldn't have been able to do that two months ago. Right on Insta.

Not any stuff on Insta.

- He laughs like that. - So strange.

-An old sour pump. - Thank you for that.

- But I like you for that. - Same way.

Baby? Come out then.

Are you doing well?

He laughs so much. It's kind of fun to watch.

I don't understand how you got him to do those things here.

How long did he go to you? Was he there often?

Every Tuesday and Thursday for three months.

That's more than he was with me all my life combined.

What were you talking about?

He went to treatment, after all. so we trained the most, but..

.

We talked about everything. What then?

Buttock implant, for example.

We agreed it was cheating.

And then religion.

The Amber Heard/Johnny Depp affair. We had a lot of disagreements there.

We talked about the death penalty, music.

He didn't have that typical "man 75" taste.

Not Springsteen. He was interested in the one song by Admiral P.

Admiral P was his go-to.

-He always wanted to play that song. - I like that song.

I've heard it a thousand times. I'm so sorry.

Calling you sweet baby girl Calling you

no' you have not been called before I say

beloved Calling you sweet baby girl

Calling you queen, Mrs. Rock My World Yo,

I love to have you in my life I love how

you whisper things in my ear I love how

you let them do their thing and you do

yours Cause you know you're on top, no

you are not average There is very strange syntax in that song.

Totally strange.

You think about… Never felt anything like it from

no' ann't in my life And since I was little I

tried to find your smile For your smile it brings

happiness to my life That's why I've given you

the nickname that I gave -It's so bad. - I love it.

It's going well.

- Sorry. - It's strange.

I say I call you beloved Calling you sweet baby girl

Calling you for no' you have not been called before

I say beloved Calling you sweet baby girl

Calling you queen, Mrs. Rock My World

I say beloved Calling you sweet baby girl

Calling you for no' you have not been called before

Is there anything I can do, right?

You can help decorate, if you want.

I'm pretty good at that, actually.

Lens on wild roads here.

What strength are you using?

Minus three on one and minus eight on the other.

Seriously? Exactly the same as me.

-Huh? Look? -Minus three, minus eight.

- Are you kidding? - I have astigmatism too.

- Me too! -No!

-On both? -Yes.

Not so bad on the right, but really bad on the left.

Me too, exactly the same. Worse on the left.

Huh? Is that true?

Can we talk about reduced depth vision?

If we can!

I can put my glass down in mid-air because I think it's the table.

Yes yes! Doddo had exactly the same. He wouldn't admit it.

My sisters don't believe me.

So every time I lose something, it's: "Is it depth vision?"

They have to believe in you. What there is serious shit.

Imagine that Doddo spent two days a week

with her- -for the last three months of his life.

- He probably saw something in her. - What then?

He obviously liked her.

Do you want to keep her now?

This is just like when we were foster parents for those puppies.

You started crying when they got new

owners- -so Doddo had to buy them all.

I just think that maybe there is another way to solve this.

- It feels a bit brutal. - What then?

Buying her out or saying you're buying her out?

- You are very wobbly now. - It feels a bit hard.

What happened to shielding Doddo's afterword to the public?

Do you want to play with family? Have her at Fredly for half the summer?

You must be responsible for the plan you have made yourself.

Yes, I stand for it, I just… It was just a thought.

Then we have to get the country that sale to the Greeks.

If you're afraid we don't have enough capital

to buy her out, - -then we will when we sell.

Christian? Or do you have other plans?

Where are you getting married?

At the town hall.

I love the town hall. I got married there the second time.

-Have you found a dress? - Yes, it is very nice.

My God!

Catering then? I have lots of good places.

- We will have soot. -Yes.

Soot?

It is a strong Trønder tradition.

Probably like having ribs on Christmas Eve for you.

It's fun!

Do you mean it? Should you have soot?

- Torill really wanted soot. - Torill?

Nikko's mum is a Norwegian. She is very concerned about soot.

So then she actually intends to serve sod at the wedding.

My parents are paying for us to have a wedding party.

Then it is not such a big sacrifice to have soot.

What is soot?

There are beige meatballs in water.

There are no beige meatballs in water.

Yes, it is, but it's actually better than it looks.

It's a bit like nursing home vibe food, but it can be good.

I have guilty pleasure on joikakes.

- You can't say that anymore. -Why not?

The Sami get upset.

I love you even if you love soot.

Torill actually makes very good soot.

Gourmet sod? Is that it?

Should I bring some plates?

-Yes? - It's me.

I see it. What is that something?

Find a place where we can talk.

I get so stressed when people walk into my bedroom.

I'm starting to get scared that I've forgotten

to clear away something that won't stand the light of day.

-Do you have it? -No. I think.

Yes?

Now you can say it.

What then?

- You can just say that. - What then?

I thought it might be easier

for you not to look me in the eye.

..

when you're going to say you're not going to sell the fleet to Meriakis. Then I'll say it. We will not sell. Fuck it.

It's just like that… You realize how weak-minded it is not to sell?

We will never get a better offer.

I will make Bullmann profitable again.

How do you intend to achieve that? Doddo couldn't do it.

He wanted to sell, you were in that meeting.

I saw how damn painful it was for him.

He would not sell, he felt he had to.

The only company to carry our name, five generations.

Should we just throw it out the window? No.

You let me go through that process for months without saying anything.

I have learned Greek. Do you realize how bloody difficult that language is?

It is very impressive.

I was sure that Meriakis was going to retire a long time ago.

So you could avoid saying it. You are such a fucking coward.

I am strategic. It's something else.

I have always protected you, Get help when you need it.

I haven't said anything to Doddo, nothing to the others.

Then you do it here. It's like getting 103 knives in the back.

- I'm your older sister. - I'm sorry you feel that way.

But you almost have to trust those above you.

And it is I who am above you.

You just have to deal with it. I am the one who decides.

How the hell do you get the damn door open here?

I'm just wondering about one thing. It's not like you have something like that...

- No, I don't do that kind of thing. -Huh?

- You're kidding! He died when I was 15.

- No, my God! - So cute.

I wanted a dog so badly, it just...

Christian got so many that dad just didn't bother...

Now your mother is calling. Are you going to take it?

No, I won't take it.

I looked on Facebook. Or I was on your Facebook.

- Then I just saw... Because. - I have stalked you too.

I saw that your birthday was five weeks after mine.

-Just. - We are the same age in real life.

So we have the same harlot as father.

- Sorry. -Player, that is.

Sisters from the same slutty mistress.

- It's safe to say. -Does that shoulder hurt?

- You're sitting a bit like that... -The Ringer of Notre Dame?

No, then.

An old tennis injury, and then I go to the osteopath.

You shouldn't go to an osteopath.

Christian, Emma is very good at sports

injuries, so she can take that knee of yours.

Now everyone is here, so then I would very much like to say something.

Is it speech? It's delicious.

I was just wondering, or we were wondering,

- -if you would like to come to our wedding.

Yes!

It's very short notice, - -but if you want

and can, then you are most welcome.

I clear everything in my calendar.

That's very sweet of you,-

-but Christian has decided that after tonight we will each go our separate ways.

What are you saying now?

He said that before we went in.

Now we have a nice evening, get her to sign,-

-then we won't have anything more to do with her.

Then you also sign that you can never say that Doddo is your father.

- It is a non-disclosure agreement. -Huh?

-Maggie? -Christian said it quite precisely.

It will be the closest we get to this never happening.

You were fucking crazy now.

We can't sit here and lie to Emma's face - -when she's

cute and invites us to the wedding. It will be very fake.

- Why are you here like this? -How like that?

Is that true?

This is something we have discussed back and forth a bit.

That was before we met you.

This is one of the most unpleasant things I've ever been a part of.

I think you should go now.

Just bring your Thor Heyerdahl watch.

Stick!

Get out! Ready!

Thanks for me, it was nice.

- Thank you for me. - Have a good time.

Thank you for a nice dinner.

Sorry if this got a bit silly.

But I think you have to be a little honest.

Oh!

My God! Excuse me.

- I have a craftsman who... - Just let it be.

He's really good. He will come and fix it.

We'll fix it ourselves.

It's just a little hole, it is quickly done.

Damn embarrassing, Maggie.

37, come as soon as you can.

Sorry, but that was completely out.

Such people belong to a completely different world.

She Maggie was crazy.

Fie was talking about his damn car.

"You can borrow it from IKEA." Damn, what hypocrites.

I never talk like that about your family when they have been with us.

Although I can get tired of them from time to time.

Sorry, but those were two-faced and difficult.

Stressed the crap out of me.

Maybe they were nervous.

Kaisa was nice and the same age as me.

Honestly, I think they liked you, but they are completely fuck in hat.

Yes, they might be.

- You're mean to me. -Why are you mad at me?

All this here is Christian's plan.

I don't think it's very kind to lie to a sweet physical therapist

and pretend she's had a sibling and we're going to her wedding.

It's bad, Kaisa.

Doddo and Emma knew each other. That changes quite a lot.

Doddo wanted us to get to know her, he liked her.

All that is broken.

Hold up. She is going to say yes to the money.

Then it will be as if it never happened.

Sometimes when you talk I think we are terrible people.

Is that what they are offering you for your shares?

- I don't bother to open it. - You have to open it.

Do what you do.

You fuck!