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Maria Azama?

[Good day.]

[Pizza delivery]?

[Oh, ]

[I don’t have money…]

[May I pay]

[with my body]?

Shit, you’re gross!

I’m sorry guys, I can’t help it!

Wipe that off, that’s a lot!

I really got the hots for Maria Azama.

You held that in for a month?

I said I couldn’t help it!

Smells like pineapple!

Oh, shit.

It’s already 10AM.

Wacky, David, you need to leave.

I have work.

- But I’m not yet done. - I don’t care.

Just leave!

My laptop...

Shit, you’re gross.

Do you have tissue?

- None! - Sorry!

What were you doing back there?

So noisy!

Online games.

- Boxing. - Online games.

- Jumping Jacks. - Online games.

Okay dad, I’m going to work now.

- Wait… is that hair gel? - Huh?

- Don’t waste it, let me have it. - Don’t bother!

I’ll use it to look more handsome.

I’ll use it to look more handsome.

Yeah, you certainly are!

- I’ll go ahead. - Go, ahead.

I’ll get back at you, and wipe my load on you too!

You’re late, Joma.

It’s Jopet, grandma.

Come in late again Joseph,

and you’re fired!

Grandma,

if you fire Jopet,

who would be patient enough to work on you.

Do you want us to lose a shopkeeper?

- So. Have you eaten? - Not yet.

- Okay, let’s have lunch together. - Sure!

Thanks!

I have leftover sushi.

Thanks again, man.

Of course!

[Let’s eat]!

This looks so delicious!

Are you sure you made this?

- Don’t eat it then if you doubt me. - No, no,

It’s just that...

- How dare you question my skills! - But it’s just that good!

This is just basic to me!

- Awesome. This is legit! - Of course.

- Yummy! - I can make these with my eyes closed.

- Ma’am? - Customers are not allowed here.

You need to leave.

[Hello], Jopet-kun.

[How may I serve you?]

Sleeping on the job?

You haven’t changed a bit, Jopet.

Yummy?

What are you doing here?

Of course. I returned for you.

For me?

After you left me?

- Are you playing with my feelings? - Idiot!

I returned for you to get me my order.

The Japanese bowls.

My boyfriend will buy them for me.

What the heck!

Don’t be stupid.

Don’t be affected by what Yummy said.

She doesn’t live up to her name anyway.

She’s not even that Yummy.

She really just came here

to show off her new boyfriend!

Calm down, dude.

Someday,

someone else would see your real worth.

Wow!

Who are you talking to?

Me, or the surplus we’re selling?

Just look at these eyes.

So expressive!

She’ll watch over you at night.

Hey.

Have you gotten your salary yet?

I’ll have it by the end of this month.

Sit down first, son.

Son, I know

what you went through

when your ex broke up with you.

But since then, I haven’t seen you improve.

That’s such a waste…

You had a lot of dreams before.

What happened to those?

I have to rest, dad.

You haven’t changed a bit, Jopet.

Your dreams, what happened to those?

Shit...

Am I still dreaming?

Go on, Maria Azama…

[Good morning], Jopet-kun!

[I am Maria Azama.]

Jopet?

Dad?

What happened?

I just had a nightmare.

About what?

Boobies...

I mean, boogeyman!

I had a nightmare about the boogeyman.

So scary!

Alright.

I have to go to work.

You should, too.

Yes, dad.

Okay.

No! No, No...

Sit!

- [Why]? - No!

No,

no sex!

No!

My gosh, am I going crazy?

She doesn’t speak Tagalog!

Next time Jopet,

just watch local porn, okay?

She can’t understand me!

No!

Okay,

Maria Azama… You know English?

[A little bit].

Yes! Okay. Alright.

Jopet—no, no!

I work.

You know work?

- [Work]! - Shigoto, yes, shigoto.

I... shi-go to

go work. Okay?

You...

stay here.

Smile.

Sleep. You sleep.

Wait for me. Okay?

Stay, smile, sleep.

- Yes! - Okay!

Okay, very good.

I’ll just take a bath.

Maybe I need to sober up first…

- Shower? Sex-shower! - No, no!

No shower-sex! No!

No!

Here, you wear this, okay?

- [Wait], Jopet! - No, no!

Stay, smile, sleep!

Hey.

So tired this early in the morning?

I’m sorry, Che. I didn’t get enough sleep.

Why, what did you do?

Cheche.

Have you read anything about someone who is

not supposed to be real

but came alive in the real world?

Hmm...

I’ve read something like that in my literature class.

Pygmalion and Galatea.

What’s it about?

It’s like this:

Once upon a time,

when the world was young,

there’s a sculptor

named Pygmalion…

He doesn’t have anyone else.

To solve his sadness

and being alone,

he spent his time

sculpting a female sculpture.

He gave so much of himself to it,

that she turned out really beautiful.

Alluring

And he fell in love with it.

So he wished for the gods

to make her human, and they did.

Oh, just like Machete [Wooden Man]!

You think it’s funny?

- I’ve set the bar high - I don’t have any reference,

- only Machete. - Seriously?

I wasted my effort explaining.

- I’m sorry. - Geez!

Oh, you.

If that happened to you.

What would you do?

Good question.

If that happened to me…

Well...

I don’t know. But, I think...

I would not overthink it.

After all,

how many people

would get a chance to have that experience?

If that was me, I’d just enjoy it!

Wait.

A while back, you were just tired.

Now, you’re just weird.

Why are you asking anyway?

Nevermind.

- Really? - Do you have dictionaries here?

I think there’s a few over there.

Maria...

Azama...

Porn?

Huh?

Wait a minute...

[What do we have here]?

Maria Azama...

[What],

me?

Huh?

[Awesome!]

[I love you], Jopet-kun!

Jopet?

Jopet?

Jopet?

Jopet?

Where could he be?

Bro! You in a hurry?

Yes, I have to go, boys.

Let’s have another session at your place.

Maria Azama has a new CD out.

Two hundred sixty minutes!

I’m good. Maybe next time.

- He’s too busy now for Maria Azama? - Bye!

Is that really you?

Hey, we need a third!

It’s gonna be awkward with just us two.

- So, basketball? - Basketball it is.

- No, nevermind. - Got it, man.

Dad!

So… how is it again?

What’s Maria to you?

She’s...

an exchange student.

My pen pal, too.

She has no place to stay here.

So I told her she could stay here.

I was just being hospitable.

So that’s being ‘hospitable’ now.

Sorry,

I didn’t tell you sooner.

It all happened so fast.

Regardless,

you’re welcome here, Maria.

There’s only me and my son living here.

Also dad,

she’s not used to our culture.

She’s a bit liberated.

So, don't!

Don't be angry with her.

But you know, can I just say…

She looks a bit familiar.

- Is she an actress? - No, she’s not!

She’s...

an exchange student, remember?

It's just that...

No, I think I’ve seen her somewhere before.

I have a feeling I did.

I can't remember where...

Maria, please!

Please don’t be shy.

- Eat more! - Oh, I remember now!

Ah...

But… that’s impossible.

You can’t be her.

Never mind.

Let’s just eat!

Jopet-kun!

[Want sex]?

No, Maria. No.

[Angry].

I’m [angry].

[Angry]?

[Why]?

Because I told you not to go outside.

I said you wait here for me.

And then you go outside.

[I’m sorry].

[Please punish me!]

Punish me!

No!

[I’m sorry].

Here…

[boring].

How about this? Tomorrow...

is my day off.

No work. Tomorrow, okay?

We can go out.

You and me…

[Outside].

- Date? - Yes!

[Thank you so much], Jopet-kun!

Tomodomo?

Tamang-tama [Just right]!

[Together].

Together.

Wow! Better!

Nice.

Nice! Better.

I like this the most, okay! Good!

The best!

Thank you!

We just need to wash these, Maria.

Then it’s good.

I wash.

At least, you won’t be using my clothes anymore.

Jopet-kun...

[Same]?

Same?

No, no. Not same.

That is a mannequin.

You’re better!

Prettier.

And real,

not plastic.

Alive!

Real.

[Thank you so much], Jopet-kun.

Jopet?

Yummy.

It’s funny, how we bump into each other.

He’s not the guy you were with last time.

So what?

If I want to switch it up, I could!

Won’t you introduce her to us?

Yummy, this is Maria.

My girlfriend.

Girlfriend?

- Yes, girlfriend! - Girlfriend!

- [Yes]. - Well,

good job.

I never thought you could find

another one as pretty as me.

Excuse me, Yummy. But...

I think there’s no comparison.

Let’s go, Maria.

No!

I want to

fit that

dress.

Please.

Help me?

Babe,

help me fit that dress over there, too!

Yes, Jopet-kun!

What are you doing?

Shhh!

Jopet!

Yeah!

Yes!

Babe, kiss me all over too.

Get undressed, now!

Babe!

What are we even doing here?

My armpits are sweating!

It’s too hot in here.

Damn it!

Jopet!

Yes!

Let’s just go!

Good job, Maria!

[Thank you very much], Maria.

[Thank you very much], Jopet-kun.

Tamang-tama [Just right]?

Tomodomo [Together].

Now,

I sing on your mic!

[Hello], Jopet-kun!

Round seven?

Three, two, one…

go!

Hold on...

wait.

Dude,

hello. I’m here.

You’ve been acting strangely

these past few days.

Don’t ignore me!

You have a problem? Tell me!

I haven’t slept much.

I’m so tired…

So dry…

Dry?

Let’s restore your energy then.

Here, I made another batch.

- Let’s eat! - Okay, fine.

Eat it all.

Shove it in!

Yummy, right?

- Tasty! - Very much.

Then let’s eat everything.

- Your turn! - This one?

- Mhm! I like that one. - It’s yours.

Hold on.

See?

You good?

See? You’re livelier!

So, feeling energetic now?

Still not enough? Keep eating!

You should eat too.

[Good evening], Jopet-kun!

[Let’s eat]!

[Good evening].

I’m already full, I’ve already eaten.

Please.

Tada!

What’s this?

Cotton?

Carton?

Leaves and soil?

What’s this?

I don’t cook.

But I can feed you!

What are you doing?

Ouch!

Stop! Stop!

- Stop it! - Do you like her?

- No! Who? - Huh?

- You like her! - Painful!

You’re mine!

- Stop! - I’m your girlfriend.

I do everything!

Stop it!

Stop!

Stop it!

Cheche?

Maria, please.

Cheche.

Cheche, wait!

Why are you so mad?

Isn’t it obvious?

I like you, that’s why!

What?

You like me?

Why?

What do you think?

Why else would I care for you?

Why do I keep you company?

Why do I even deal with you?

Look, I even dressed up.

It’s so hard to prepare!

And it’s so hard to make these damn sushi!

Do you even know how much effort

I put into these everyday!

You did all of that for me?

Yes,

I do all these

even if I don’t like to eat this.

I don’t even like sushi!

But I push myself to like it

because of you!

I did everything for you

not because I like it.

I did everything,

because you like them.

And because I like you!

Actually, I don’t just like you.

I love you!

Dammit, I feel foolish saying that aloud

then what?

And this stupid me...

feel so worried.

That you might be ill.

Why are you so exhausted?

But I know why now.

What a pig.

Suit yourself.

Jopet-kun?

Are you sad?

I’ll...

serve.

I’ll...

please you.

I’ll make you happy.

Do you...

love me, Maria?

Love?

What is...

love?

Where’s Maria?

In my room.

You know dad…

Even way before.

Maria has been my fantasy.

She’s so beautiful,

sexy,

kind.

She always wants me to be okay.

But I feel like something’s missing.

You know…

your mother’s my fantasy, too.

Beautiful,

kind,

affectionate.

But what I didn’t know was…

I was not her fantasy.

That’s why...

when she went to Japan to work,

she never looked back.

Sorry, dad.

Son, not all fantasies

feel good once they come true.

You’re overdoing it.

Hey!

Please don’t snub me!

Are we the snob?

You’ve been ignoring us!

I’m sorry.

I got busy with work.

If you’re after

GEISHA BY GOLLY WOW Volume II,

it’s gone.

CD got scratched with repeated plays.

You’ll never get to watch it.

Your loss, bro!

That’s why I need to talk to you guys.

Something happened with me.

I can’t explain.

I don’t know if...

I don’t know if it’s magic,

or superpowers,

or something else.

Are you fucking with us?

No! But...

I’m fucking nothing...

but someone.

- That’s wild! - Yeah, wild.

The question is...

who’s ‘someone’?

- Yeah! - Fine, I’ll just show you.

Come on!

Stop ogling her.

- Dude, it’s Maria Azama! - Maria...

- Oh my god, Maria Azama! - Maria!

Maria Azama!

[Hello]!

Wacky-san!

Fingering... MILF...

- That’s my search history! - Anal...

Fisting!

That’s right!

[I’m Maria Azama].

She’s right!

- She’s accurate. - Very accurate.

David-san!

Outdoor...

Amateur...

[and]...

Feet!

- [I’m Maria Azama]. - [Thanks].

Yuck!

- Don’t yuck my yum! - Outdoor?

So, let me get this straight…

Your dick...

is like a magic lamp?

If you scratch it, a genie comes out?

I don’t know, bro?

What I did was, I jacked off.

After that, she just came out of the laptop!

My gosh. She’s like a non-scary Sadako

who blowed you.

- What? - Yes, kind of.

Why does this never happen to me?

[Do your best]!

- [Keep going]! - Yeah, whatever that means!

Say… Suck it!

Suck it...

Say...

BUKKAKE!

[Come all]!

Now say... Big Dick!

Big Dick!

Stop toying with her.

Wait outside, wait outside!

She tires me out…

I’m so tired!

You only say that

because you’ve already experienced her.

You’re so selfish.

You’ve surrendered yourself to the Japanese!

So unpatriotic.

Traitor!

How can you say that, though?

Does she really tire you out?

Why do you want her to leave?

That’s the reason why I told you about her...

Help me find a way to lose her!

Screw you! How dare you, take that back.

- Give her to us instead. - So selfish!

[murmuring]

There it is.

Is it working?

It’s working.

It’s taking effect.

You’re so great.

That’s what I’m telling you.

[chanting, background chatter]

It’s working!

That’s it.

No, no!

Doesn’t look like it.

- Just you wait. - Smoke dancing?

[chanting, background chatter]

It looks like she’s having fun.

- It’s like she’s regaining powers. - Yes, I agree.

The power of the church compels you!

We need extra power.

Make it louder!

Do you know how to speak in tongues?

- What? Tongue? - Tongues!

Quit playing!

Demon, leave this woman.

Demon!

I can do this!

I can’t do this anymore! I quit!

This girl is a demon!

Father, you left your crucifix.

Can’t she understand English?

Just who are these guys

you’ve been inviting?

This hypnotherapist is legit!

Five star reviews, bro!

Where did you find him?

He’s a package deal with the shaman.

It’s not what’s important, though!

Fine.

When I snap my fingers,

you’ll forget everything.

Look here…

Who wants to stand first?

Let’s smoke?

I’ll just stand up later.

Package deal, you said?

Are you sure this would work?

He’s legit, bro!

I found him in the black market.

Said he went through

the same thing as you!

Also, he’s not part of the package deal.

Good thing he isn’t!

- ‘Package deal.’ - My bad.

I’m not alone anymore.

They even laughed at me before,

but now,

you’re proof that this phenomenon’s real!

What happened with you, bro?

Her name… was Hinata.

Apparently, our seed’s so strong,

we can turn them alive!

He sounds insane.

- Just go on with your story. - And then?

We were fine at first.

But as it went on…

She just wanted sex all the time.

Sex on the bed,

sex in the restroom,

sex in the garage, sex in the car,

sex anywhere!

My pee-pee’s all worn out.

- Look at it— - It’s fine! We’re good! No need!

I believe you, alright?

- Tell it, don’t show it. - There might be other people here!

Didn’t you like it? A beautiful chick having the hots for you?

Of course I do!

But it’s complicated.

It’s a good thing your girl looks real.

But with mine...

- Holy shit! - What the hell!

Dude, she’s anime!

How do I explain that, right?

So since that was the situation,

I searched for a way.

For her to...

For her to disappear.

Then I discovered it.

Took a while, but I did.

The only solution for her to go away…

…DELETE.

HISTORY.

So anti-climactic.

That’s too easy.

Maria?

Maria?

Is that her?

May I see your girl again?

When is Jonard coming back?

Gran, it’s Jopet.

And I don’t know when.

He even left this laptop.

[Good evening].

Jopet, wait up!

Jopet, wait for us.

Why are you in a rush?

Bro, I need to look for Maria.

Why?

You just said

you wanted her gone.

Just delete her history.

Wherever she is, she’d be gone anyway.

I need to talk to her at least,

before I do that.

What for? Wait…

You have feelings for her?

- That’s not it. - Dude! She’s not...

She’s not a real human!

She’s not just some virus either.

Maria’s more than that!

Okay, fine.

Let’s talk to her first.

Where’s your laptop though?

It’s in the Japan surplus shop.

It’s my work laptop, I left it there.

You watch porn in your work laptop?

- Kinda weird. - We all did!

Wait, we’re just watching with you. It’s yours.

- You even came on it though! - That’s the worst, man.

I’ll just look for Maria.

Granny!

Granny! Cheche.

I’m sorry for the hassle.

May I borrow the laptop?

The laptop?

- It’s no longer here. - What?

Granny gave it to Maria.

Gran! Why did you give it to Maria?

She struggled,

but she told us everything.

Even the part where you used

your work laptop...

for porn.

So classy.

I’m sorry.

But please...

can we go back to the topic?

Why do you have to give it to her?

Because that’s her life!

And I think

she gets to decide

what she wants to do with it.

You’ve been here a while, Jopet.

You never thought to ask

how this surplus shop came to be?

They called me...

a comfort woman.

I didn’t ask for it.

But what can I do?

Should I be angry because of it?

Then what?

What would that change?

So I decided to use it.

The connections.

My knowledge of the culture

so I could establish my life again.

I refuse to be hidden.

I refuse to be deleted from history.

Like what you want to do with her.

I don’t want to be erased from history.

And I think she doesn’t, too.

Wait, she looks familiar.

- I’ve seen you somewhere. - Shit, you're right!

Maria Azama!

Miss,

you’re her, right?

Let me see.

You’re Maria Azama?

You’re right, she really is!

Hey!

Try me!

I’m sorry!

No!

- Come back! - Cowards!

You got nothing on us!

Cowards!

[Are you okay]?

Why did you take your clothes off?

I’d come on them.

It hurts.

Are you...

not going to delete history?

I only made you.

But it’s your life.

Your life...

is yours.

That’s just right.

Just right.

Cheche...

is a nice girl.

Very...

[Friends], Jopet-san?

Tamagotchi?

[F-R-I-E-N-D-S]

Friends!

[Thank you], Maria.

[Friends.]

Sir...

Why didn’t you arrive sooner?

Well...

There was a long procession.

Somebody died.

That’s your line?

Jopet, for real?

- Sorry, let’s start over. - Do you think that’s a turn-on?

Give me another chance.

Internalizing...

Sir...

Why didn’t you arrive sooner?

Apologies, ma’am…

What can I do to make it up to you?

There, that’s better!

What can you offer me?

Do you want...

free bread sticks?

But it makes your breathe stink.

Dammit!

- Don’t you know how to sexy-talk? - But...

Why do we have to act it out?

This is real life.

Besides,

my talent lies elsewhere.

Really?

Can you show me that talent now?

I am very pleased

to meet my Filipino fans.

Thank you!

[Eat well].

Thank you.

- Oh, nice photo! - Thank you!

Are you the real Maria?

What do you mean?

Nothing.

- [Thank you]! - [Thank you, too]!

Hey Maria.

You can stay here while I go get the car, okay?

[Okay]!

[Who are you]?

You’re...

me?

Maria Azama…

I love you.

Okay bro, let me know if it works for you!

Yes!

If Jopet can do it,

we can, too.

I’m about to come!

Me too!

Right on the laptop, okay?

Did it work?

Damn! No!

My seed’s definitely strong.

So strong,

it broke my laptop!

Damn, and this one’s expensive!

How about you? Did it work?

Well, it did…

Really? Dang, that’s nice, okay!

We had a deal, okay?

We’ll share her equally!

Why are you so quiet, though?

It’s all yours, man.

- I’m good, really. - What?

You don’t want your porn star?

Wrong person!

I pointed at the wrong one!