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It doesn't sound like a deal breaker, but I do think you guys should talk

this.

Tell him everything you just told me.

You

have

to make sure if this relationship is worth fixing your sex life.

Personally, I think life is too short for bad sex.

Carrie. I have to go. Adam just walked in.

And he looks like he had a rough day.

Well, talk to Kevin tonight and call me in the morning, okay?

Okay. Bye.

They've been together, what, a year?

About seven months, I think.

That sex happens seven months.

More like boring sex, according to Carrie.

We're not boring, are we?

Hmm.

No,

not boring.

Ah.

What makes sex boring?

You really want to know?

Sure.

She said he's predictable.

He does the same thing each time in the same order.

They used to tell each other their fantasies to spice things up, but Carrie

can't remember the last time she's ever had a fantasy about him.

Ouch. Yeah.

Did you ever make a list?

A list?

Of things you wanted to do sexually before you settled down?

No, I never made a list.

Did you?

It's just a dumb thing guys think will be cool.

So you still have a list?

Doesn't matter. It's just kid stuff.

I have one.

What is it?

I have a fantasy about picking up a stranger at a hotel bar.

And we get a room and we have wild anonymous sex.

We should do that.

In fact, maybe we should make our own merry list of things we want to do

together.

Sort of an antidote for boring sex.

Exactly.

Okay, great.

Oh my

god.

Go to bed.

Okay, I love you.

I went

home

to talk about everything.

I really wanted to try and make things work.

It was like I was rooted to the floor, and the only thing I could do was watch

them together.

I felt like it wasn't really me watching.

Or at least all emotional connection was gone.

I was just watching two strangers have sex in front of me.

And the really twisted thing about it all was it kind of turned me on.

So what are you going to do now?

Well, I'm going to kick his ass out and remind myself that the sex is getting

boring anyhow.

We were just talking about that.

You and Adam?

Please don't tell me you're having the same issue.

We're not.

But I also think things could be a little spicier.

Yeah?

What'd you come up with?

We want to do things that we've never done before.

Fantasies, huh? Like, who's fantasies?

We both are making lists of things we wanted to try.

What if his includes a stripper and the backseat of a car?

The point is to do it together.

More like a bucket list for our marriage.

Personally, I think you may be opening a can of worms.

But I can definitely admire you going after great sex instead of just letting

slip away like I did.

I'm sorry about that.

It'll be all good eventually.

I'll end up meeting the love of my life because I finally woke up and kicked

Kevin out.

Is everything okay?

Carrie's staying in the guest room. Is that okay?

It's fine.

Are you okay?

We're good together, aren't we?

Very.

And we're not in any danger of doing something stupid like screwing up our

relationship, are we?

Jamie, I love you.

I'm not going anywhere.

Good. Hmm.

NOO!

Hey. Hey.

Is Adam already gone?

Yeah, he had a meeting.

Are you guys serious about this whole fantasy list?

Yeah, it's something fun to do.

You know, I've never just picked up a stranger for one night stand.

Me either.

It's on our list. For tonight, actually.

Ooh.

Can I go? We can just be two friends who go out to pick up guys to go home with.

You realize I'm picking up my husband, right?

Yeah.

And I won't be.

I'll call Adam and tell him where we'll be tonight.

Great.

So let me get this straight.

You're going to the bar tonight to pick up your wife?

Actually, I think she's picking me up.

But she just can't roll over and tap you on the shoulder when she wants to be

with you?

Can and does.

Bastards. The one thing I envy about you ball and chain types.

Sex on demand.

Never that easy.

But yeah, in theory, it's great.

Insta -farsing.

And a T of hers.

We could do one of mine next.

Yeah?

Who you gonna do?

None of your damn business.

Come on. You know I live vicariously through you.

What happened to the last girl du jour?

One night stand.

I'm not quite suitable for the daytime event.

Dude, you need help.

Exactly what I'm saying.

I want to go out with you tonight, sit back and watch the master work.

Alright.

Awesome!

That's good, man. Thank you. Appreciate you.

What about when he tunes with her?

Hey, ladies.

Can I get you a drink?

Champagne. Two glasses.

Celebrating something?

Mm -hmm. My liberation.

You're on your own.

Hi,

I'm Adam.

Hi, Adam. I'm Jamie.

So, do you come here often?

No. But I think it became my new favorite place. Why is that?

Because... Met the most beautiful woman here.

Really?

When was that?

About a minute ago.

Why am I guessing I'm not the only woman to close down the bar with you?

I am a bartender with very discerning taste in the company I keep.

So, do you have a girlfriend?

No girlfriend.

Any chance I might interest you in a drink at my place after work?

It's not so much a drink I'm interested in, actually.

What's so funny?

Did you see Grant's expression when we left the bar?

He looked so jealous.

He looked like a sad puppy wanting to come home with us.

Okay, now I'm scared.

Please don't tell me you want him to come home with us.

Not a chance in the world.

What about anyone else?

Slow down, babe.

One fantasy at a time.

Okay.

Speaking of fantasies...

How was yours tonight?

You were easy.

You want me to resist you?

No, of course not.

I just didn't expect to be in control so much.

I like it when you're in control.

Have a little dominatrix fantasy?

Actually, no.

More like a stripper one.

Now what?

Carrie warned me about the stripper fantasies.

I just think you have an amazing body and I really want you to show it off.

And if I'm the one who gets to go home with you, I'm the luckiest guy in the

room.

So you want me to strip in front of an audience?

Is that wrong?

Totally. Are you disgusted?

A little.

Oh.

And a little intrigued.

Really? Easy there, Sparky.

One thing at a time.

No light?

It's light enough.

I think you're better.

Thanks.

It's all mine again.

Recently? As of yesterday.

So I'm the rebound.

More like self -indulgent.

I like that. So does that mean I get to indulge you?

Sure. Why not?

Hoping you'd say that.

You're really not going to put that stripper pole up in your house, are you?

Jamie isn't up to going to the strip club.

She needs an audience.

Every stripper says it's easier to dance when people are watching.

Have a lot of talk with strippers, do you?

One or two. You know, lunch is decent out by the airport.

Well, if you need an extra body or two to up the ante on Jamie's strip, you

where to find me.

I'll keep that in mind.

How was the bartender?

Who, Mike?

He's a nice guy.

Nice guy, that's it?

Okay.

He's awesome in bed.

He made me feel really safe.

And, I don't know, a bit worshipped.

Worshipped? That's a pretty strong word.

I'm just really glad I met him. He made Kevin fade into a distant memory and...

Gave me a new standard for sex.

Wow. Are you going to see him again?

Hopefully.

I guess I could go back down to the bar.

I kind of like this whole taking risks thing.

You have to be careful with a bartender.

You don't want to seem like a stalker.

That's a good vibe from him.

I think he likes me.

Considering he worshipped you, I think he just might.

So, what about you? How was your big pick -up date?

It was great.

He liked being hit on.

Maybe it's because of me.

Definitely. I don't think he'd ever even look at someone else.

Well, remember that stripper fantasy you warned me about?

Yeah.

Guess who's working the poll.

Talk about taking a risk.

You seriously do this?

It's his fantasy.

He did mine, and it's the least I could do.

I admire your guts, girl.

I'm not sure I could do the same thing.

We're putting it up tonight, so we'll see.

Hey, what's going on, man? Jack and coke, right?

Good memory, yeah.

Thanks.

So, uh, did you just get off work?

I'm about to start.

So you're fortificating, then?

It's water.

Sorry.

No worries.

See you later, Mike.

Coming in after your shift?

Yeah, I get off at 11.

See you later.

Nice talking to you.

Yeah, you too.

Can I get you a drink at 11?

Sure, if you're here.

I'm not hoarding in on anything, right?

Because, like, I saw you talking to Jamie's friend last night, and I just

figured... Don't sweat it, man.

You know Carrie?

I've seen her around here and there. I don't really know her, though.

She's a nice girl.

A rare combo of hot and nice.

Do they exist?

Like a unicorn.

Yeah.

So, uh, who's the blonde over here?

Cheryl.

Hot? Definitely not nice.

Yeah, that's my style.

Damn thing won't go.

I told you it doesn't fit.

Yeah, well, it's the last one left.

It doesn't look stable.

It'll be fine. It can hold a hippo.

Are you saying I'm a hippo?

No. I'm saying if you were a hippo, it could hold you. But you're clearly not.

I don't know why we're having this discussion.

Because it doesn't look stable, I really don't want to fly into furniture.

Do you want to do this or not?

No, I will, because I said I would.

Don't get too carried away by the excitement.

Shut up, Adam.

You going to dim the lights?

It feels really fake.

Like a prop or something.

It's a prop.

If you want real, we've got to go to the strip club.

No way. I'm not dealing with that much reality.

Well, would an audience make it more real?

I don't want strangers into our house.

Strangers? Friends.

Good friends.

Like maybe Carrie and Grant.

No way. I don't want Grant to see my ass.

You have a great ass.

Yours wouldn't be the first one he's ever seen.

Aww.

Thanks for keeping our drinks for us, Mike.

Yeah, I was beginning to wonder if you fell in.

Nope, he did.

Finish your drinks, guys.

Closing up early tonight.

See you later, lover.

Are you leaving?

I'll see you again.

Bye, Mike.

Bye, hon.

She always liked her.

Cheryl. Cheryl's a free spirit.

She comes and goes when she wants.

The rest of us are just lucky to get in her way.

Morning, beautiful.

I'm really sorry about last night.

I was a jerk.

No, you weren't.

I think the idea of stripping is confronting to me, but I'm not sure why

to get past it.

Don't do it. It's just a stupid fantasy.

Not even a major one.

No, I've been thinking about it.

It might almost be easier if I could talk Harry into doing it with me.

And I probably wouldn't mind as much if you and Grant were the audience.

Really?

Well, I'm not sure if I can talk Harry into doing it, but if I could and Grant

keeps his mouth shut, then maybe I can go there.

I love you for this.

You owe me a fantasy.

You name it.

Okay.

I can't believe I let you talk me into this.

Come on.

It'll be fun.

It's insane, is what it is.

Yeah, but you're taking a risk.

Isn't that what you've been wanting to do ever since you and Kevin broke up?

Yeah, but... I'm about to get naked in front of your husband and his friend.

There's something fundamentally wrong about that.

Not if his wife says it's okay.

Anne needs your moral support to do it.

Okay.

But this is on you.

I know.

that was awesome excuse at the minute i need to compliment my wife

in person honey

you

did a really good job up there thank you i mean almost

like you've done it before that was a one -time performance

And I did it for Jamie.

Right.

Sorry.

Just thought you looked really good up there.

Thank you.

You were amazing.

Really? I was?

I've never been so turned on in my whole life.

Oh, yeah?

Prove it.

You're right about the audience.

You like that?

Believe me, I'm not into Grant.

But for some reason, there's people in the room that made it really, I don't

know, dangerous.

I have to say, it got me worked up that you're turning him on too.

What do you think about actually having sex in front of other people?

Carrying Grant?

I don't know.

Maybe.

I've heard of these swinger parties where people have sex in front of total

strangers.

I've always thought that was really weird, but I wonder now what would it be

like?

I don't know if I'm too hot on the whole swinger party thing.

I think I'd end up with performance anxiety.

Okay, maybe not the party, but we can have our own private party here.

I don't know. Maybe.

Okay, well, you just think about that, okay, honey?

You just strip for me.

I'll think about anything that turns you on.

You're still here?

Yeah.

leave as soon as you guys disappeared.

And she left her keys in y 'all's room.

So I figured I'd crash you on the couch and hitch a ride with you to work in the

morning.

Sure.

That was nice of you.

She's a nice girl.

Hot and nice. Like a unicorn.

Jamie just told me she wants to have sex in front of other people.

Shit?

Dude, that's awesome, man!

You think so?

Yeah.

I can't get past the idea that some other guy is going to have fantasies

having sex with my wife.

Not that the guy has a date, though.

See, he'd be thinking about having sex with her instead of your wife.

I don't know.

I have to be someone I really trust.

You trust me?

As much as anyone.

Seriously? Your wife is hot. Don't get me wrong.

But she's just not my type.

Dude, you have nothing to worry about with me.

It's good to know, since you haven't seen her naked.

Yeah.

But I've seen you naked, too. That doesn't mean I want you.

These are Grant's.

Sorry about your keys.

Oh, it's okay. I keep his spare house key in a flower pot.

Grant was really cool about his car.

Okay.

Was that ride horrible for you?

Or was it okay?

It was okay.

Actually, a lot better than I thought.

Well, you look great.

Are you kidding?

I was just trying to keep up with you.

You've got some serious moves, girlfriend.

Thanks. I think I surprised myself.

I know I surprised Adam.

He knows how hot you are.

I'm thinking of my next fantasy.

Which is?

I'm intrigued by the idea of having sex in front of other people.

Why?

It's another fantasy, and I don't know when I'm going to get another chance.

I guess it's... It's all about taking risks, right?

Would you be willing to be here?

Who else is going to be here?

Adam is inviting Grant.

And he's bringing a date.

Well, I mean, I don't want to be a third wheel, so... No, bring someone.

Make sure he's cool.

Okay.

I have to say, as fun as your little fantasy list has been, it's also pushing

the boundaries of my own comfort zone.

Well, that's the point, isn't it?

Are you okay?

A little nervous.

Me too.

Love you.

Me too.

How's it going?

Hey.

Drink?

Wine okay? Yes, it's great, thanks.

I like your house. Thank you.

So... Carrie told me a little about your list.

She did.

I think it's a great idea.

You do?

Definitely. My wife and I did something similar.

Um, don't you mean your ex -wife?

No, we're still married.

Apparently you guys are going to meet her tonight, or at least your friend

invited her here.

How are you?

Right over here.

I gotta go.

Sorry, gotta go. Sorry.

Hey, babe.

Hi. You know, guys, I parked my car behind her. I'm gonna go take care of

for her. Sorry.

These are some of Carrie's friends. This is Jamie. Hi.

And Adam.

Pleasure. I don't want to sound crazy, but are you guys married?

12 years. And yet you came here with other people.

Sure. Keeps things fresh.

I don't think Carrie and Grant knew you guys were married, did they?

We like to keep things casual, obviously.

How can you do that?

Date other women and then go home to your wife?

We started off slow, kind of how you guys are doing with the list, then one

thing led to another and another and we finally ended up with an open

relationship.

What can I get you?

I feel like such an idiot.

You're not.

Did you know they were married?

No. That's probably just something they do.

I think she was the one who slept with my ex -boyfriend.

Doesn't surprise me.

She seems like that type to sort of like take whatever she wants.

You can lay down if you want.

I didn't know your boyfriend cheated on you.

I'm sorry.

Think.

He's an idiot.

You just don't mess up a great thing.

Not for anything.

I did learn something.

Yeah, what's that?

Not to settle for mediocre sex.

Sounds a lot to live up to.

Why?

You don't think you can do better than mediocre?

No, I just think it all depends on the person.

Oh, so it's the partner's fault.

No, not at all. I just think either you have chemistry or you don't.

Now

that's

chemistry.

Okay.

I don't want to keep playing this game.

The end result is Mike and Cheryl.

I'm with you 100%. They're really nice.

And their relationship works for them.

But I think it's kind of sad.

Not to mention self -destructive to other people.

Did you ever reach Carrie?

Yeah, she left a message saying that Grant's taking her home. But she'll be

here for her car tomorrow.

What are you smiling about?

Something about what Carrie said about taking risks.

I like the risks that we've been taking this week.

I learned some stuff about myself.

I want to keep things fresh with you for at least another seven years.

So then we get to have another fantasy.

Something like that.

What if this is my fantasy?

Then we're definitely not boring.