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Ah! At last!

Ha ha! Well, it won't be long now.

Shouldn't be. You've been at it 20 years.

True, my boy. But remember, Rome wasn't built in a day

and if this test of mine proves successful,

it'll be the greatest scientific discovery of the age.

Something the world's been waiting for. Rejuvenation!

Just think, with a few drops of this solution,

l could make you 30 years younger!

See who's at the door, Jessup.

Good afternoon. ls this the home of Professor Noodle?

- lt is. - We've come to sweep his chimney.

Step this way.

Where is the fireplace?

ln that room. You'll find it standing against the wall.

Who was it, Jessup?

The men are here to sweep the chimney, sir.

Good!

Now put on the extension.

You take care of this end.

- l'm going up on the roof. - What for?

l'm going to stay as far away from you as possible!

Here, pull that.

Hey!

What?

l don't mean you.

How do you get on the roof?

The skylight is in the closet at the top of the stairs.

You'll know which is the closet. lt has a door on it.

Three drops of...fanaca paluta!

One.

Two.

Three.

- What do you want? - Don't push it up until l tell you.

Now push it up slowly and be careful!

A little more!

- More! - That's as far is it'll go.

Well, put on another extension!

- There isn't any more! - Well, do something.

l don't wanna stay up here all day.

Did you find something?

Yeah. lt'll be up in a minute.

Good!

Now one more push and we've got it.

One half-drop of pippy hippy risotti.

Would you mind opening the front door and letting me in?

One half-drop...

- Did you hurt yourself? - l have nothing to say.

You attend to your work

and l'll attend to mine.

Somewhere an electric chair is waiting!

- What did he mean by that? - l still have nothing to say.

Let's clean up this mess and get out of here.

Don't you ever do anything right?

l have nothing to say.

- That's a pretty picture, isn't it? - Uh-huh.

- l wonder where it is. - l think it's Rio Hondo.

l wonder if there's any fish in there.

Quarter pinch.

Heh-heh-heh! Now for the final test.

Ah! Success at last!

You did it! You did it!

Jessup!

Jessup! Jessup! Jessup!

Where is Jessup?

Jessup? Oh, about 35 miles south east of Augusta, Georgia.

No, no, no. l mean my butler.

He went somewhere to look for an electric chair.

Was there something we could do for you?

Yes. A splendid idea.

Witness the greatest scientific discovery of the age!

And it's mine, all mine!

Come. Come!

Come on. Come.

Stay right where you are.

Ha ha ha!

Watch. l'm going to rejuvenate this duckling.

A success!

With human beings, l can make them as young as l want.

The more drops of my solution l put in,

the younger they will become.

Now for a human demonstration!

Well, we'll be seeing you.

Don't go. Wait here till l find my butler.

l'll use him for my experiment.

Jessup! Jessup!

Jessup! Jessup! Jessup!

Jessup! Where are you, Jessup?

Jessup!

- What do you think about it? - The whole thing looks screwy to me.

How about us trying it on that fish?

That's a good idea. We'll find out for ourselves.

Come on.

Be careful how much you put in. You might make it too young.

Get me the eye dropper.

Ollie.

Don't you know me?

Won't you speak to me?

l have nothing to say.