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-Yes! -What is it? A goal?

No. Just checking if you were asleep.

Ah, jerk!

The hard work is always left to me.

-Ponk, are you listening? -Yes, I'm here.

-What is it? -Did you see anything on the screen?

No. .. Why? Is there a problem?

No. .. I thought ...

I guess I was dreaming.

Don, you were right! I saw someone behind you!

Are you listening? Behind you!

Where? There's no one behind me.

God! Damn!

He's on the top floor. I'm coming. He can't escape!

Perfect. We'll corner him. Where are you?

Not far away. And you? Where are you exactly?

The Life of a Cat

You scared me, Zoe. I didn't hear you coming.

But what is it?

Dino brought you a new gift?

Wow!

Another lizard.

You have luck with this cat. He loves to please you.

Great, but ...

It's different from dolls and toys.

Cat Gifts!

Yes. No.

We'll talk tomorrow in the office.

I need to disconnect a few hours, you understand me?

I promised my daughter ...

In any case, I want this report tomorrow.

Turns, old man. I can't control things all the time.

But ...

-What happened? -She wanted to show you something.

-Something? What? -It was nothing. For kids.

She is sensitive.

She was waiting.

I'm doing everything wrong.

I'm so tired.

It's so hard, after I was left alone with Zo�.

If her father were here ...

Everything would be easier.

I miss him so much.

Oh, don't cry so, or ...

I'll cry too.

Zo�?

May I come in?

Sorry ...

I'm working so much lately.

And sometimes, I even have to work at home.

In any case, I'm happy things are going well with Claudine.

I also like her.

Despite her perfume ...

Well ..

You wanted to show me something?

Oh my god! What a horror!

It was Dino who brought you this? Again?

You will not start this again?

You can not go on keeping dead animals in your room.

It's not very healthy.

Please listen to me.

Hello!

No, I'm home now.

Tomorrow we'll fix this.

You no longer need me, ma'am?

-May I go? -Yes, Claudine, you can go.

Thanks again for everything.

Until tomorrow, sweetheart.

Good night, Claudine.

Good evening, ma'am. See you tomorrow.

Sorry for what I said, but it's beyond me.

I can't take it.

A little girl can not play with spiders.

Dead lizards ...

Aren't you happy in this house?

Don't you understand?

I know who you're thinking about.

After he left us, we don't seem to understand each other anymore.

There's nothing sadder than a child who's lost her father.

But nothing can bring him back.

We have to learn to go on.

I wish you would call me ..

"Mom" from time to time.

Take your time.

I'll wait.

A lifetime, if necessary.

Let's forget it for now.

How about if we go to the movies together on Sunday?

It's been a long time, hasn't it?

Look! It's time to walk the cat.

Time to go hunting.

I'd like to know ...

what he really does each night, naughty boy.

Don't you?

Wifi! Shut up!

Shut your mouth!

Look! Hello, Cat!

I thought I'd go ahead and start without you.

That is, I'd let you recover your strength after the other night.

I prepared a good program for today. You'll like it.

Come on then, old man! We have work.

Aren't you coming?

That's it. Always humble!

Hey, don't go so fast. I want to show you something.

Look.

Not bad, eh?

What have you to say, you who like to fish?

You can have it if you want. I'm all right with what I've got.

As always, I end up alone.

Zo�, what are you doing?

Snooping through my things? You know I don't like that.

Yes, my dear. That's him.

It was he who shot your father.

But I'm after him.

Soon I'll get him.

Let's throw him in jail and we'll never say another word.

This, I promise.

You ...

are my greatest treasure.

My wonderful little girl.

Do not forget I love you.

-Hello! -Good morning, sir.

I'm almost finished. Give me two minutes ...

Let it go, Lucas.

I need you to do an investigation for me.

OK, no problem.

All these jewelry thefts ...

-Do you remember the case? -Yes.

I just got the analysis from the lab.

In every robbery, there are cat footprints.

Cat footprints?

The boss wants us to solve the case

I'm passing it on to you.

You have 24 hours to discover something new. Ok?

No problem, as always.

Well, that's it. I have a meeting with the boss.

It was a pussycat.

Well ...

Ten years on the force to get to this point.

Get out, brat. Shoo!

Go on. Get out.

Go on, get out. I don't want to see you here.

Get out!

Get out, I said!

I'll suck you up whole, you dumb cat. Just watch!

That's it. Smart kitty.

CONFERENCE ROOM

Attention, please.

This is the "Colossus of Nairobi."

A piece of priceless art

which hasn't been seen by the public in over 30 years.

It will be escorted to the museum.

Next Friday, along with other works.

Victor Costa.

needs no introduction.

Everyone knows the public enemy No. 1 in our city.

He will try in every way to steal the Colossus.

The last time, he almost succeeded.

And as you know ...

it cost ...

... it claimed ... the life of a police officer.

What was that about?

The guy who was killed was her husband.

Needless to say we need to pay close attention.

This man is a madman

Extremely dangerous.

Let's go over the details together

a plan to shift the van that will transport the Colossus.

I'm sure Costa will not want to miss the opportunity.

This one big chance.

Get going, ok?

Look, guys.

I've dreamed of this for a long time.

My mother showed me this photo while I was in my crib.

This Colossus ... I want it. Are you listening? I want it!

At last, he's coming.

What were you doing?

We've been waiting half an hour.

There was long line and they were out of stuff.

-Who ordered the ham sandwich? -It's mine, over here, Bob.

-The hot dog is mine. -Hurry up!

We're not spending the day here.

-Where's my sausage? -I had sausage.

Whaddya mean, sausage? I got you chicken.

Chicken? Are you trying to kill me?

Don't you know I'm allergic to feathers?

I wanted the sausage.

I can't do anything about it. That's all they had!

And that's why you wanted to poison me?

Jacques, I'll give you mine, if you want.

Pass it over.

Hey, he was offering it to me!

-Shut up and eat. -It's my hot dog.

Aren't you having anything?

No quiche?

A quiche with bacon?

And with grated cheese on top.

And cream?

-It has cream, too? -It has, sir.

A lot of cream. You'll love it.

In short, you think I'm a guy who eats quiche?

No. I didn't say that. I .. I don't know anything.

It was Mr. who asked: With cream? No cream?

I don't want to repeat myself.

Do I look like someone who eats quiche?

That's what I mean? Huh?

I got you there, my boy.

You were scared, right?

Mr. can not imagine the terror I felt, sir.

My blood ran cold!

Want to know how My favorite quiche?

Start the car, moron.

Before I get irritated.

Tell me, Zo�... What is this?

No, no. I don't mean the drawing.

I mean this bracelet.

Where did it come from?

Are you saying that ...

... Dino brought you this?

Zo�, sweetheart, listen ...

I'm glad that Dino doesn't bring you more of these nasty critters.

But you cannot keep this bracelet.

Look, there's a diamond.

Someone must be very unhappy to have lost this bracelet.

We have to find the owner and return it.

I'm proud of you, Zo�.

My cat found this bracelet on the street.

Do not ask me how, I have no idea.

See if there is any connection with the theft of the Rue Mouffetard.

Well, even more!

The theft of the Rue Mouffetard ...

I'll leave you, my dear.

I have to work this evening.

Claudine will stay with you.

I hope you get to sleep quickly. Okay?

Sleep well, little Zo�.

Stop!

Stop! Every night it's the same thing!

He who seeks, finds!

Oh, so there you are! You're late today.

What happened?

I was leaving without you, my old man.

You're looking at me? I'm not a potato!

Nobody ever called you a potato.

That is not the issue. It's a code!

It's just your code.

It may be my code, but potatoes ...

is completely idiotic.

And my name? You think it's cool to call me "Mr. Baby"?

Shut up!

That's enough, okay?

You are now "Mr. Frog."

You, "Mr. Baby."

You are "Mr. Puppet."

And you, "Potatoes."

-Do you understand? -All right, boss.

And what is your code, master?

I? I am the Colossus!

The Colossus of Nairobi.

Oh, what a beautiful name!

Enough talk. We're wasting time.

And then?

Any news, my dear?

Keep it down!

Here you are. You'll love it.

It is the date of transfer of the Colossus.

But I don't know what route they'll be taking.

Be patient, it's a risky thing I'm doing.

My patience has run out.

You need to work a little more, my dear.

Look in the papers, on the computer, in the trash ...

You need to find the path of the van.

I can't let them get suspicious of me!

-Who is this? -It's the girl. She heard everything!

Don't let her escape! Take the girl, boys!

Run!

What do we do now? Huh?

Do you think we can get her?

Hurry, you bunch of idiots!

Turn the house upside down and bring me the girl.

-Move it! -Okay, boss.

I know you're there, naughty.

Tucked inside the cabinet.

Such beautiful cabinets!

Well aligned.

Very comfortable.

Your name is Zo�, isn't it?

You're inside, right?

Not too dark in there?

There's something that annoys me ...

They always do this in the movies.

The victim is always hiding in the last cabinet.

It keeps up the suspense.

I'll count to three, piglet.

And then ...

I'll shoot up your house!

One...

Two...

Thr...

Sir, come see! It's amazing!

What? You've found the girl?

Far better than that, Mr. Costa.

Damn! Why don't you just broadcast my name to the neighborhood!

The codes are to avoid using our real names!

Hammerhead!

Sorry, boss.

Come and see.

What's up? Where is the girl?

-There, see! -See what?

There's no girl there.

-Not the girl, the target! -Are you making fun of me?

Please, I need to wake up. Get me out of this nightmare.

Wait a minute. Look at the target!

Want me to make a target of your face?

No, no! Wait, wait!

I'll throw the dart!

Pretty cool, isn't it?

The cave of Ali Baba. And I found it.

He's such a bragger!

This is the best of all things. I've found a great hiding place.

That's it.

But whose house is this?

So, nosy? Are you happy now?

Now what? What will become of me?

Calm down, little brat.

Sorry to bother you.

What's going on in my house?

Nothings's going on, there's no problem.

She's a runaway. I'm always running after her.

You don't need to concern yourself. She's a bit ... slow.

Come with me, Zo�.

I have the impression that she doesn't want to go with you.

Who are you, exactly? Her mother?

Zo�, let's go home.

Why don't you drop this routine?

Hey Colossus, we have a problem! The owner is back!

Hang on, we're coming up1

That's enough. Come on! Come on!

You wouldn't hit a woman, would you?

Ouch! Yow!

Stupid cat!

Try using your shoulder!

It won't open. It's stuck somehow ...

It would be nice if we had a crowbar ...

Do you trust me?

Hold tight to my shoulders. As tight as you can.

Should we push slowly or just run at it?

No more talking!

Break down the door and do it NOW!

Look! They are climbing on the roof. Over here!

Here! Look!

Guys! Help!

I'm gonna fall! Help me! I'll break my neck!

Thank you, boss!

Ehh... Colossus...

Do still I call you Colossus when we're alone, or just when the guys are around?

Shut up!

Listen to me, Zo�...

See those bars there?

Behind them is the zoo.

Go there with the cat. He's at home there.

Meanwhile, I'll take them in another direction.

And then I'll find you.

Go for it now!

There he is! It's him!

The smell of fresh meat!

-What's going on, boss? -It doesn't matter. Come with me.

Let's get her!

Look! Just as I thought.

She can't get very far ...

Come on, go!

Hello! What is it?

Good evening, ma'am. I'm with the police.

-But what ... -Don't worry, lady.

Just a little question ...

A cat that lives in the home across the street ...

You know him, by chance?

Ah, yes.

I know this cat.

He is shameless!

Every night he comes around. Every night ...

He makes the neighbor's dog bark.

He drives me crazy.

You don't know where he goes?

-Do you know where the cat goes? -Ah, the damned ...

He doesn't go very far.

He comes here...

Gets the damn dog barking ...

then goes right in front of the house there.

Every night the same thing.

And then?

Are you doing anything, you police?

Hello?

What?

You have a clue to the cat burglar?

Oh! But where are you?

You're at the side of my house?

Okay, I'm going.

I can't take it anymore. I can't keep up.

Come on! Make an effort, dammit!

He's going to escape!

That damn sandwich is still digesting.

Colossus will kill us if we let him get away.

Need a hand?

Now things are cool, okay?

-You think he's dead? -You bet.

In the course of events ... I think he was dancing.

And dancing divinely!

Come on, Toad!

Grab the girl! Hurry up!

But we need a boat! -What was your code, idiot?

-The Frog. -There! The name says it all.

Come on! Get to work! Turn around!

-But "Frog" is only a nickname. -I don't care!

Your name is Frog and you're a Frog!

Move your legs and get in the water!

What are you doing now, idiot?

I'm getting undressed.

Okay, okay. I'm going, sir.

Crap! The water is freezing! Jeez!

There you go!

Hey, stupid girl!

Recess is over!

What the ...

What are you doing?

You can't swim, can you?

I never learned, sir. How about you?

-Do you know how? -None of your business, moron.

Colossus of Nairobi!

Why have you forsaken me?

Zo�...

Zo�!

Ah, there you are!

Looks like you found my old swing.

I haven't been here for a while ...

With all this going on, we haven't had time to talk.

I haven't even told you who I am...

My name is Nico.

And now...

Will you tell me what's going on?

You won't talk to me? Cat got your tongue?

You don't say anything, but at least you're laughing.

You must tell me where your parents are.

You have a father? A mother?

What is it?

Did I say something wrong?

Well...

In any case, we can't stay here.

They'll be back.

I know a place where we can hide tonight.

But first I need to get the key.

I'll be back in a minute.

Zo�?

Police! Watch out!

-No, no! -Don't move!

I was right, boss. It's the thief we were looking for.

And the cat is his accomplice.

You don't understand. It' not what you think.

-I was just trying ... -Come on, move!

-You'll tell everything to the judge. -And you'd better tell everything

You kidnapped my daughter. The daughter of a cop.

You're in big trouble, my friend.

Calm down, Zo�. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Put your head down. Don't be a wise guy.

Let me go! I'll have you arrested too!

You're going to prison!

My poor child! What a fright you gave me!

I don't understand. What happened?

Tell me!

That bastard there.

He broke into our house to rob us.

When he saw me, he panicked.

He took Zo� from her bed and disappeared with her.

-But who is this woman? -What do you care?

Listen to me, dammit! It wasn't me!

It was this woman who took the girl.

Will you shut up?

Car 17? We have news.

I'm listening.

It's over now, my princess.

Over.

That's enough. Let's go home.

I'll stay with you this evening.

Boss, I know it's bad timing, but this is important ...

What's going on, what is it?

The night watchman at the zoo was attacked by a madman.

He recognized the photos we showed him...

It's our man, Costa.

This is our chance to catch him.

Listen, Zo�...

I'm sorry to go back on my word.

I have to.

This is very important to me.

And for you, too.

This is the man who killed your father.

I can't let him escape. Do you understand, Zo�?

Don't worry, ma'am.

She is in shock with all that's happened.

But I will do my best to calm her.

-Shall I take her home? -Yes, please.

Zo�, I'll be back soon. I promise.

You do what you need to. I'll take care of her.

Mom!

If you wanted to talk again, you should have thought of that before.

Poor little fool.

I was trying to save your daughter.

That's always the case: The kidnappers are the saviors.

Don't you get it? The nanny and Costa are working together!

Stop this crap. I'm getting tired ...

But it's true!

And the money we found in your bag...

You're working for the church, taking collections, is that it?

It's always the same story ... Always unbelievable!

Watch out, Lucas!

Come on, Dino! Let go!

Now you'll listen to me.

You're doing a very dumb thing!

Think what you want, but I was trying to take her home.

Your daughter is in danger.

Very interesting, this guy ...

There's something wrong here.

I'm worried.

And if he's right?

Come on, Lucas. I'm going home to check.

Zo�?

Claudine!

Zo�!?

I have a bad feeling.

I'll go upstairs.

Check down here, okay?

Lucas, are you okay? Have you been hit?

No! I'm an idiot! I got scared and shot accidentally.

Ah, Lucas...

Someone is going to pay for this.

This is a complete disgrace.

Holy s***!

You think it's funny? Bunch of morons!

So, my hottie is losing his cool?

See the beautiful surprise that I brought for you!

Hmmm, look who's here!

The little fish that fell Father Costa's network?

You should be glad I made you run, you little brat!

And you, my flower of the field, I'm glad you're here.

If I had to make a trade for this bunch of losers...

All I could get would be a chicken thief. And a bad one at that.

But wait a minute...

I'm thinking...

of a solution to our problems.

The fiasco may turn a success!

Now that we have the girl, we can control the mother!

Gentlemen!

Change of plans!

We will act with great class.

If she wants her daughter back, she'll have to jump through hoops.

And she will surrender the Colossus.

with the key and everything!

And still smiling!

-And then? -The guy was right.

They kidnapped her. And it's my fault.

I don't understand...

Don't worry, we'll find her. I promise.

I'll talk to everyone. Let's start the search.

Come, Jeanne! Courage!

There you are! Pig shit!

Always on my foot. You suck!

Want to make me his punching bag.

That's it, isn't it?

C'mon! I'm waiting!

You see the champagne? I don't open it like everybody else!

You've done a great job, boss. Congratulations!

Ladies first! Have some manners!

And a frog that does nothing, does not drink champagne.

Take the girl upstairs and keep an eye on her. Got it?

Come with me! Didn't you hear the boss?

Touching up your beauty?

All for you, my stud!

Oh no! She's putting on her perfume!

It's horrible, that stuff!

Tell me about it! I can't even breath!

Excuse me, sir ...

Okay with you if I open the window?

-Yeah, it's hot tonight, isn't it? -If that's what you want to think ...

-What's up with him? -Nothing, sir.

He drank too much champagne. That was it.

Did you see that, boys?

No offense

But I wonder if you are really cut out to be gangsters.

Very cute, cat ...

How are we going to find Zo� now?

What is it?

Sniffed a clue?

Hey, wait a minute!

Wait for me!

When this is over, you know where I'm going to take you?

To Nairobi.

Oh, my dollface!

It will be our honeymoon, my kitten.

I know a friendly little hotel in the middle of the savannah.

These are the best days of my life!

This is just great.

Because of you, I don't get to celebrate with the others.

This sucks!

What's happening? Who turned out the lights?

Would someone please tell me what happened to the lights?

Now I am a cat like you. I can see in the dark.

-I think the power went out. -Or maybe it's a fuse.

-Does anyone have a flashlight? -I think the fuse panel is in the basement.

Don't go anywhere. I'll fix it.

What's going on? Are you catching a cold?

It wasn't me. I thought it was you ...

You think I don't hear you speak ill of my perfume?

In front of my big dog, you say nothing.

You're more like a crowing chicken.

Why not say what you think? You think I smell bad?

-Is that it? -What are you talking about?

Do I smell good or do I smell bad?

It's not a difficult question...

Will you shut up?

I don't want another peep from you until the lights are on again!

Well, good for them!

They'll have to have their party without the Frog.

And drink by candlelight.

It's me, Princess. Nico.

I came to set you free.

And I'm not a frog.

I don't even like frogs.

And just because I can't swim, I can't have any champagne.

It's not easy being a gangster.

But it's my job. And the only one I know.

Before, I worked in a cafe ...

Hey! The guy is here!

Yeah, he's got the girl! Move it!

I got him! Help me! I got him!

I got him too!

-I've got ... -No you don't!

-Is that you? -Yes, it's me. Imbecile.

Here! There's something moving.

What are you doing? Bunch of morons!

What incompetents! Where's the girl?

Where did she go? Oh no!

Hold on tight, Zo�!

Ah! Nervous?

Come on, jump!

See? It's easy!

You think I won't? I'm coming!

Look up there! What's going on? It is a chase?

There's a guy with a girl on his back!

They're completely insane!

It was Costa who did this to you?

Are you sure? The man himself?

Which way did he go?

You saw a little girl with him?

Boss, he's wounded. Let me handle it.

-Are you sure it was Costa? -I recognized him. It was him.

He was a strong one.

He's no fool.

-You see the damage he did to me? -Yes, I'm listening.

-And you have an idea ... -They found Costa.

Quick! There's no time to lose.

Thank you! Take care there!

Don't move, Zo�.

Promise!

I'll come back for you, but first I have to deal with this guy.

Quick Play!

I hope ...

What now, fat old man?

What's in your arms, is it lard or fat?

Want to find out? Come on! I'm waiting.

Oh, what a drag! I didn't get the invitation.

You're in luck! I can come to you if you want.

Hey, Costa? Why did you choose the short-legged model?

Was it an artistic choice?

Don't make me laugh! It hurts my teeth!

Oh, you poor thing! You got a boo-boo ...

Oh, what a time to get stuck in traffic!

This isn't our lucky day.

Boss! We have news.

Hold on! Speak up!

There's another guy with Costa. They're on the roof.

And we saw a girl and a cat.

It's Zo�, I'm sure!

Now what? What do we do, Jeanne?

-Take the wheel. I'm going. -But what ...

How're you doing? Haven't fallen yet?

Want a hand?

Or maybe a foot?

You'll fall. You will fall!

Too short, my love!

If it weren't so small, sure would be nicer, eh?

You know what?

I won't wait till you drop to destroy you.

Say, Costa, does your mother choose your clothes?

Don't talk about my mother!

Too short!

Thank you, my boy!

You arrived just in time!

Let me give you a kiss.

No, Zo�! Stay where you are.

It's very dangerous.

You can't help me. And I can't hold on any more.

I don't want you to fall!

Okay?

Look!

And since when do the police save the thief?

Since when the thief saves the child.

No? Am I wrong?

Hello, little girl! I came to visit.

In memory of your father ... who I knew very well.

Come on! And this time your wicked uncle won't help you.

That's enough. No more clowning.

They won't catch me so easily.

Colossus! Here we go!

Let go, silly creature! Come on, let go!

Go with God ... Up!

Oh, no...

It's over, Costa. You're under arrest.

Give yourself up.

Sure. Take that!

Sorry, old man. I did my best.

I'll finish the job I started with her husband.

Mom!

When you're up there, give him a hug from me.

I'm your worst nightmare.

You'll pay for this. You viper!

Watch out!

He's too heavy! I can't hold on.

Wait, I'm coming.

What's going on? What got into him now?

He's gone completely crazy ...

Look! He's coming!

Stop this charade! It's over! You've lost.

I'm going! For your arms!

Costa! No!

Get back. There's nothing to see. Let the police work.

Step back ... go home.

Mom, I was at the zoo and then ...

I went on a boat...

And that big man wanted to get me.

But he couldn't.

But before that, Claudine was with the bandits.

I was scared to death.

Fortunately, Dino was with me at the zoo.

He attacked the bandit when I was in the water.

And he almost drowned. Then I went to a house ...

And Nico found me.

And then it all went dark!

Hey, you two? Aren't you listening to me?

Don't you want to know what happened?

Oh, my Zo�...

From now on ...

... we'll never be parted again.

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