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(cheering)

PALPATINE:

A time when we all set aside

and pause to reflect on

the greatness of me!

Happy Empire Day.

Yay, me!

Give them to me now!

"Galaxy's Best Emperor."

"Best"?

So saying I'm "the best"

Well, from a certain

Oh, don't give me

Want to give me

I've got a report

Go check on that.

(sighs)

(cup shatters)

What I really want

Where is it?

Master, I've located

I'm en route to it now.

Okay, okay. Good, good.

But is there a catch, hmm?

Can this possibly go wrong

-No.

-No.

-No.

Rogan? R-- (babbling)

Rowan. And no,

Nobody can.

This will be an Empire Day

(happy babbling)

Ugh. Really?

Is he...

(grunting)

(grunts)

Incredible.

Rowan!

Yeah, just...

It's a new thing for me.

You did it, little brother!

Except... we'll never

Maybe.

This is the place.

Naare, before you go in there,

An evil Sith?

Or are you just

who's never learned

Mmm... nope.

Ow!

There. The final

Oh, the power.

It's like nothing

Oh, I like this!

And I most certainly do not.

And then Naare will hand

Rowan, you know

Extremely,

We're three kids

so this was crazy

I guess we play

Fine.

But first we're gonna

(evil laughing)

Exhilarating!

I've never felt so powerful!

(maniacal laughing)

Naare!

I want to wipe out

And everybody else

What's the name

Is it Paul? Or Pete?

Is that-- Are you using

I wouldn't even

never mind a second-rate

My dear Emperor,

I am holding

So let me ask you this--

Uh, gonna go with...

Is this a trick question?

I will bring you

And then

Um... (pops lips) Naare, I might not have

Saying it back in my head,

When I arrive on Coruscant,

I will be your empress!

A-ha.

ROWAN: Empire Day.

Half the galaxy is here.

ZANDER: You think it's

KORDI: Yeah.

Listen, I'm on board

but I just want to go on record

The Empire is on the ground

So underground

Rowan, do it.

ZANDER:

Work for us.

But droids

Whoa!

I've got this!

(whimpering)

(powering down)

Zander?

You okay?

Who knew saving the galaxy

Oh! How cute.

(laughing)

But look at me now!

(evil chuckling)

Come on! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

His lack of fear

Join the club.

Let's go, Zander.

Don't look down.

Don't look down.

(screaming)

KORDI: Zander!

(screaming continues)

Huh?

(grunting)

(chuckling)

Thanks, Rowan.

Isn't this exciting, Roger?

You're a witness to history!

Yeah. And I'd give anything

Whoa!

(sinister laughing)

Oh, why did stupid Vader decide

Master.

I've located the Rebel fleet

-Never mind that!

Hurry!

Okay, we're in.

Hey!

You know, normally

but today

(both groaning)

What?

So... (Palpatine's voice)

-Um--

Yeah. But those guys

And Naare

You're next, Palpatine!

We've analyzed her attack,

Should we have

Do I look like

Heck yes,

ZANDER:

To get the Emperor

we'll call in a Rebel attack,

Emergency! Comin' through!

Waah!

You...

guys think

Ha-ha! A decoy!

The old Amidala

(laughs)

"Decoy"?

Guys? I don't think

Palpatine left

Things are going our way.

(gasps) She's here.

Wait!

I can't see anything.

What? What?

How's the view now?

Actually,

Roger! You're here! Oh!

Yeah, but bad news--

Good news-- Rowan disguised

Yep. Naare's gonna

Yeah, that's not quite

Bored, bored, bored,

(Palpatine's voice)

Ah, Naare!

At last.

And you have

I do indeed.

Then let's

Yes. Let's.

I've been waiting

So have I.

Destroying you

Yes-- Wait, what?

(laughing)

Run!

(gasping)

Rowan?

Where's the Emperor?

Still alive.

Well, it hardly matters.

If there's one person

it's you!

Prepare to become one with

(screams)

(laughing)

Didn't see that coming,

(laughing)

You fellas are doing

Yahoo!

ZANDER:

(screaming)

None can withstand

I declare myself empress

No way!

Yeah! Exactly.

Well, not saying that,

Perhaps you didn't

I am your empress!

(screaming)

And I will not

Aaah! No! I still

Is this the afterlife?

I'll be honest,

Rowan.

He's not answering.

(maniacal laughing)

(grunting)

ZANDER: Last stop.

Rowan, are you there?

This has gone all wrong.

ZANDER:

I am the ultimate power

Guys, I can't leave.

KORDI:

-Naare!

You have more lives

Wait! I need

-Those crystals called to me.

But here's what

-I can call to them too!

What are you doing?

No!

No, no, no!

No! No!

It's a little trick

(angry screaming)

Now I'm the ultimate power

And I'm only 12!

No! No! No!

The Kyber Saber

Wasted?

How should I use

Should I use it

the monster

(gasping)

Is that what

PALPATINE: Yes. Yes!

Do it, boy.

Then give me the Kyber Saber

You'll get your own

How 'bout "Darth Heinous."

That's not me.

And you can't have this!

Bye!

After them!

Hang on!

With what?

We can't outrun those

Then it's time

Yes, it is.

Is that another ship?

Whoo!

the "fastest pilot

And if you want

(laughing)

He has my saber!

Yes, yes, get that ship!

Zappity-zappity!

I'll deal with you later.

(chuckling)

ZANDER: Rowan,

Nice work, little brother!

Now we need

Time for

One more build.

Hey, guys, you know

I'm not even going

It's been fun, fellas.

No!

Get his family!

MAN: Acknowledged.

Sir? I'm not

It must be here somewhere!

KORDI: Good job, Rowan.

Whew. Ow!

Any chance

(beeping)

Keep searching!

Starships don't simply

MAN: I'm sorry, sir!

(chuckling)

Hyah!

Hello, partner.

We have a little

I'm back.

Nice of you

My Kyber Saber is gone!

I want Rowan Freemaker

Um, sir. You had

Fine.

That is

Three!

Four! Five! Six!

Chewbacca,

Just put him on that list!

Yes, sir.

(sighs)

We still have

(scoffs)

Whatever. Pfft.

Say, where is she anyway?

Uh, a little to the left.

There's only one left!

There, and bingo,

You know, I gotta

Every now and again,

ZANDER: Are you sure

You could do a lot of good

Maybe.

Nobody should have

A hero knows when

Um, guys, what coordinates

I mean, we're wanted

Uncivilized too.

We can't go home

Again.

Guys, wherever we are,

as long as we're together,

(loud chiming)

Attention,

Are you carrying

Um, that's me.

We've been scouring

-One question.

Uh, do you want a job?

A paying job?