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♪♪

(metallic clanking)

♪♪ (whistling)

So that's how

Wow! The Blazemaker's

I bet you're

Well, I don't like

Still, I bet you can't adjust

What is it, rookie day?

(revving)

Sweet! But there's no way

Pfft. Come on.

Think fast!

-Done!

♪♪ (humming)

-What else you got?

Let's see you

(sniffing)

What? Chromium?

Where would we

Well, I-I don't know

but it's definitely

(gasps)

(gasps, yelps)

The most... beautiful...

ever!

(kissing)

(sighs)

Why didn't I think

The N-1 Naboo starfighter!

Pristine!

I must fly it!

No! Kordi told me not to

(laughs) And how are you

Naare's been training me

(grunting)

Aw. The Force

See ya!

Okay, so I want the engines

and then steamed again.

-No problem, Mr. Cooper.

And... would you see

-He makes this sound.

-See? It's disconcerting.

Great. Now, I want

Okay? (chuckles)

between that

'Cause a lot of people

-Of course.

But honestly, um,

I am a little bit skeptical.

I assure you, sir,

Get off me!

-I got my orders!

But they can get

Can you excuse me

(grunts)

You weren't supposed

-Rowan has a tell.

He told me.

Zander, you are not taking

It is worth more

And Moneybags Wick Cooper

-(bell dinging)

I have not completed my list

I'll be right there,

Now get down from there,

Blast!

Me?

You know he can't

Neither can I. I'm 12.

Ah! You handle so smooth.

(droid language)

Relax. Mechanics

I'm just doing my job.

(sighs)

There he is!

There he is!

There he is.

What is going on back here?

-It's in the back.

Way in the back.

You're craning,

Exactly. We ensure

So why don't you sit in here

How long is this going to take?

Well, since we're

But we'll throw in

Are you crazy?

I mean, of course.

We'll totally do that.

(sighs) Should have gone

-(droid language)

I'd be wise to avoid that.

But today,

I'm Zander Freemaker,

-(beeps)

Oh, relax.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

(alarmed chirping)

Am I killin' it, or what?

-(beeping)

(droid language)

We're almost

Now that you mention it.

-Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Ha-ha!

Don't worry, Mr. Wick Cooper.

ROWAN: Well, there's

The ionization

We'll need to order

Ooh, that's gonna

And the manifold sprockets

That "a while"

The gyro-stabilizer's

-Aaah! Ooh!

Just fix it.

(droid language)

(laughing)

-Too slow, space slug.

Aw, what's the matter?

Well, well.

An unsanctioned

I bet they didn't

Hey! You think your crates

I don't!

Oh, what are

Ah, you've got lasers.

Aw, what?

Guess you couldn't handle

the drag-racing,

(excited chirping)

What is so important

(droid language)

Huh?

FEMALE VOICE: Attention.

MALE VOICE:

What? I gotta

FEMALE VOICE:

MALE VOICE: disintegration

Or maybe I'll just ease off

(bell dinging)

Don't worry, Mr. Cooper.

In the meantime,

will be happy to see

Only thing I need

What about

Yes. Entertainment.

I've been working

From Trenches to Wrenches:

-Would you like me

Oh, good. I'll get

No one here wants

Chapter One,

Yaah!

-Any sign of Zander?

FEMALE VOICE:

Hey, guys.

Zander! Where are you?

Relax, Kordi.

(clears throat)

-What?

There's, you know, been

What misunderstanding?

I've, um, been

(laughing)

No, no, no, no,

This cannot be happening!

Look, I-I just need you two

-What is it?

I am going

-We've got to rescue him.

That'll make

But how are we

(gasps)

Oh, no. We are not going

Can't we just get one

Well, they charge money,

Naare it is.

(lightsaber clashing)

FEMALE VOICE: Incoming call

Agent Naare.

Why have you not obtained

The Emperor grows impatient.

And displeased.

And frustrated.

I wrote down

I must be cautious.

If the boy suspected

Have you tried

I find it's an excellent way

Naare? You here?

-I must go.

Restless. Agitated.

Unhappy. Rage-filled--

Zander's in trouble.

Of course. You can put

I am a Jedi, after all.

Captured by the Empire

On the other hand,

Are you sure you're not

Good point.

Oh, I get it.

You're trying

That I can do this

That I can become a Jedi

That I can find all

No. Those are mine!

I mean... kidding!

Great.

I give you a TIE fighter.

That's not a TIE fighter.

No, it's a class "D"

But slap a couple

If anyone asks,

I'll take

(choking)

Why did you disobey me?

I told you

(gasping)

And not to let

(choking)

Lord Vader.

I know how much

Ooh! I do!

MALE VOICE: Incoming vessel.

Don't worry.

Transmitting

Security code not received.

You have 10 seconds

We should leave. Quickly.

No, I can fix it.

Transmit,

in five, four--

Will you please turn back?

-Rowan, fix it now!

Yah!

-(beeps)

Yes!

How's TK-429 Jr. doing?

He's already a better shot

Hard not to be.

It's all clear.

Aaah!

-(shouting)

(men grunting)

Wow! How did you

-I used a cloaking device.

No time for questions!

(mechanical breathing)

Tell me everything you know

Uh, I'm pretty sure they're,

Oh, I see.

Bring in

(gasps)

My name is Zander Freemaker,

I like starships and pickles

-It hasn't done anything

Now you will tell me everything

(electricity crackles)

I come from the Wheel,

I like starships

And Becky Smoochenbacher

Ah, by the way,

But the pickles--

Huh.

(gasps)

TOGETHER: Ma'am.

As you were.

Wow.

Um... Jedi mind trick?

Impressive.

Thence they came,

-trudging through

I still remember the screams,

the horrible stench

(yawns) If you are going to

can I at least get

I got something better.

I'll pour you a cup.

(slurping)

(gagging)

-Thirty-weight motor oil.

(retching)

(slurping)

It's plastic, which is why

Maybe it'll work for you.

I don't even know

Pure nonsense!

He is either highly trained

TOGETHER:

I got this.

I'll use my Jedi powers.

Hey, is that

-(beeping)

Guys!

No! We came to get

I'd leave you here,

-I'm confused.

Oh, thank you! I'm so sorry.

You guys had to risk your lives

Come on. Let's move!

Oh, hey, Naare.

(groans)

The hangar's this way.

Toast. Were you

Get 'em, Naa... re?

Ah, the Rebel has brought

Perhaps we'll

We're not spies.

We're just a couple of kids

Seriously, here's our card

But, uh, can you scan that

Kordi gets mad

-Lies!

You are traitors

We're not!

This guy came in with

and I just had to fly it.

And those jerks

The next minute I was

Oh, come on.

you were in the middle

(squeaky voice)

(mechanical breathing)

This is podracing!

Out of my way.

The N-1 Naboo starfighter!

An Old Republic classic.

Still has the chromium

-I must fly it.

Phew! I thought

Wait. We still

Hey! What are you

The Rebels are escaping

Stop that ship!

(agitated chirping)

Quiet! Your whining

Yippee!

(droid language)

Ah. I see them now.

You shall pay

Bye-bye.

Zander? Do you have any idea

Yeah, a whole lot of money.

I'm sorry?

(clears throat)

-Also, today's lunch

That is all.

What? No!

Can we please

Not until

Okay, okay.

Ew.

That-- That might require

You are so dead.

(laughing)

Face the music, Rebel cur!

Uh, Lord Vader.

What had happened was...

Ow!

(grunting)

Now can we

-The Rebels are escaping.

I got this scrape during

and this dent

This scratch I got

For the love of the Maker,

-All you had to do was ask me.

26 chapters ago.

I was right in the middle

My baby!

-Look what you've done!

I'm sorry, Mr. Cooper,

Blah, blah, blah.

-Just ask your astromech.

You irresponsible

You will be harvesting Klatooine

Mr. Cooper, I'm sure there's

Just take any ship

(mock laughing)

I'm gonna be seen

I don't even know

(gasps)

(gasps)

The sleek lines-- (gasps)

That powered the first ship

But that's--

My life's work!

So much the sweeter.

Or would you rather

Better let him have it.

Remember,

Pleasure doing business.

ZANDER:

All that work, and you

(gasps)

I'll have to remember that

(laughing)

You'll be hearing