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It tickles.

-It does? -Yes.

-What? -Nothing.

I just... really like hanging out with you.

I really like hanging out with you.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

Why?

-Why do I like hanging out with you? -Yeah.

I...

like hanging out with you because...

you're vibrant.

-Vibrant? -Yes.

What the f...

Yeah, like life hasn't numbed you yet.

Numbed me?

Is that what happens with age?

Well, I guess when you're twelve...

the highs are really high, and the lows are really low.

It's exhausting. So it's not all a bad thing to be a little bit numb.

And yes.

I like spending time with you.

But I'm also just really happy with where we're at.

Like the level that we're at right now.

You know? I wanna make sure that, you know, we're on the same page.

What page are you on?

I'm at the page that you're 24 and on hold.

And where I'm not looking for a relationship.

Are we cool?

Was that Siri on the phone last night?

Yeah.

She was outside, downstairs actually.

Was she?

Yeah.

We just talked.

We haven't talked for a while, so...

Yeah? How was that?

I don't know.

If you wanna be with her,

you will find a way to deal with all this shit that's happened.

Are you scared of not being with her?

Yeah. I'm scared of not being with her,

but I'm scared of being with her too.

I don't know.

Is it totally up to you? What does she have to say about it all?

She says that she'll give me time,

and that she'll do anything to make it right.

Okay.

But what if we can't make it right?

She's not the only person in the world for you.

And...

You've got that mansion in Cali waiting for you, remember?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

How many girls have you been with?

-Why? -Because you've...

been in a relationship since you were, what, seventeen?

And I'm curious. What's your number?

Five and a half.

Five and a half? How do you fuck half a person?

I don't know. It's a special skill I have.

That sounds so perverse.

No, it was just this girl from work.

And we kind of had sex, but we kind of didn't.

-So she's the half person? -Yeah.

She is.

But five fully.

-Five. -Yeah.

I've had a threesome.

-Have you? Wow, okay. -Yeah.

Two guys or two girls?

Two girls. Siri and this French chick.

-Check you out. How was it? -It was...

fucking awesome while we were at it, but it sucked afterwards.

That's when all this shit went south.

That's a rookie mistake.

What do you mean? What's a rookie mistake?

Having a threesome with your girlfriend.

How many threesomes have you had?

My fair share back in the day.

Really?

Did you like it?

Why? Do you wanna give your French chick a call, get her over?

I mean...I'm down.

Really? You little perv.

We could give Siri a call.

-Oh my god. -Yeah, that's right. I went there.

David. Come on.

David? Come on.

A bit cold, isn't it?

I mean, how hard can it be? I can't get my right armpit clean.

You need help?

Hang on...

WYD?

OUT WITH JO AND MI

THOUGHT I COULD COME BY AND PICK UP THE CONSOLE

YEAH BUT I'M NOT HOME NOW...

I CAN COME PICK UP THE KEYS. WHERE R YOU?

AT PHAT PANDA SURE

OK

-Hello. -Yeah, hi. I'm outside.

-Yeah. I'll be right out. -Yeah.

Hi.

-You all right? -Yeah, I'm fine.

-How are you? -Yeah, I'm... I'm fine.

-The keys? -Yeah.

-Here they are. -Thanks.

You'll come back with them later, right?

Yeah. But... How long will you be here?

Well, a while anyway.

We're going to eat, and then sing karaoke and stuff, so... Yeah.

Nice.

Who's with you, by the way?

Miriam and Josephine and then a gang from class,

and some guy Josephine is dating, I think.

Yeah.

Do you have time for... You want a beer or something before you go?

What the hell... One beer, then.

One beer.

-Hello. -Hi!

-How are you? -Good, how are you?

It's nice to see you!

-Good. You? -Yeah.

This is David.

Yes, I think this one is mine.

Sorry, I didn't even say the category.

The category is "sex appeal".

I'll be the indicator.

I'll sing 17, Amy Winehouse.

-What's that? -Shrimp bao.

Shrimp bao?

-Have a taste. -Yeah.

You like it?

Shit.

Come on. Show it.

Can I get a drum roll, please?

Come on. Show us. What is it?

No.

What the fuck, baby? You left it for three hours and you got a tattoo!

Why?

It was done in like a split second. I was at the gym

and I saw myself in the mirror and I saw my neck.

-And I've always hated my neck. -Why?

It's just inexpressive, like the neck of a five-year-old.

I didn't think about it. I was just like, fuck it, I'm ADHD-ish,

and I thought I might as well get one done.

Honestly, my dad is going to kill me. Honestly.

Of all the bad things I've done, this is like the worst one.

Yeah but, tattoos don't exactly have a great track record

in Jewish history. At this point I just went, "fuck it.

I love porn, shrimp, drugs, non-Jewish boys.

At this point it's like whatever, I might as well get a tattoo."

I am like, the definition of non-kosher,

I'm so treyf it's not even funny.

-Hello. -Yo, where are you?

Hey. Eh, Phat Panda.

It's like this karaoke and restaurant place.

Nice. Is Joanna there?

No, it's Siri, Miriam and Josephine and some others.

-Oh, shit. Can I come? -Yeah, come over.

Nice. I'll just change my clothes. See you soon.

Yeah. Do that. Ciao.

-Was that Mario? What? -He's coming here.

-What? Oh, okay. Okay. -Why?

Nothing, we love Mario. We love Mario!

-I bet you fucking love Mario. -Okay!

-Yeah, you do. I know you do. -That's interesting.

I bet he told you that.

-Hey! -Here he comes.

Pleasure. Mario. Nice to meet you.

Ladies.

-Madame. -Don't get too smoochy now.

What the fuck?

So what's the vibe, what's everyone having? First round's on me.

Oh, wait. This is really nice.

So easy! Way too easy. But honestly, you look great tonight.

I wish I could say the same to you. No, I'm joking.

Oh, are you joking?

-You look fantastic. -Thank you.

About to get fucked up tonight.

All right, guys. Your room is ready now.

Can I enjoy your light for a second?

Are you going home to fetch the console?

Yeah. You coming or are you going with them?

Okay. We're on the list at Studio 6. Okay? Let's go.

-No, I'll come with you. -Okay.

Miriam! I'll join you guys later, we just have to go get something.

-David call me later. -Yeah, I'll call you later.

Give me a call when you're on your way!

What is going on?

Subtitles: Jennifer Larsson