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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,250 Improved & Synced by BanglarBagh 2 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:04,791 (MYSTERIOUS PIANO MUSIC) (RHYTHMIC THRUMMING) 3 00:00:14,697 --> 00:00:16,743 (WATER SPLASHING) 4 00:00:22,839 --> 00:00:24,932 (DOOR CREAKING) 5 00:00:27,343 --> 00:00:29,407 (METAL WHEELS CREAKING) 6 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,889 (THRUMMING MELODY) 7 00:01:05,201 --> 00:01:07,232 (DOOR CHIME BEEPING) 8 00:01:29,972 --> 00:01:32,043 (LYRICAL CHANTING) 9 00:01:56,466 --> 00:01:58,242 (DEEP BASS MUSIC) 10 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,408 (RHYTHMIC GRUNTING) 11 00:02:27,130 --> 00:02:29,164 (GUTTURAL GROAN) 12 00:02:44,116 --> 00:02:45,972 (FOOD SIZZLING) 13 00:02:48,484 --> 00:02:51,949 WOMAN: Cornelius, come get your dinner. 14 00:02:52,049 --> 00:02:54,326 (LOW THRUMMING MELODY) 15 00:02:55,992 --> 00:02:58,059 (AGONIZED GROANING) 16 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:43,171 (LOW ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 17 00:03:44,173 --> 00:03:45,705 Cornelius. 18 00:03:49,345 --> 00:03:50,682 (URINE SPLASHING) 19 00:03:50,782 --> 00:03:52,613 Cornelius, are you deaf? 20 00:03:54,116 --> 00:03:58,185 What in the hell do you think you're doing? Cornelius! 21 00:03:59,221 --> 00:04:01,235 (GROWLING) 22 00:04:01,598 --> 00:04:04,026 Cornelius! What are you doing? 23 00:04:04,126 --> 00:04:06,929 What the hell? Cornelius! 24 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:09,063 (TERRIFIED CRIES) 25 00:04:10,433 --> 00:04:13,264 No! No! No! 26 00:04:13,364 --> 00:04:16,251 No! No! (FIGHTING CRIES) 27 00:04:22,545 --> 00:04:24,579 (SCREAMING) 28 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:30,586 (AGGRESSIVE GRUNTING) 29 00:04:32,288 --> 00:04:34,291 (BOTH YELLING BREATHILY) 30 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:40,562 (DEEP GUTTURAL GROWLING) 31 00:04:43,933 --> 00:04:45,934 (MUTED WARBLES) 32 00:04:53,809 --> 00:04:56,138 (FORCEFUL CRY) (PAINED GROAN) 33 00:04:57,780 --> 00:04:59,819 (FEARFUL UTTERANCES) 34 00:05:02,018 --> 00:05:04,031 (DEEP VIBRATING TONES) 35 00:05:05,187 --> 00:05:07,228 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 36 00:05:20,136 --> 00:05:22,182 (FORCEFUL YELL) 37 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:25,111 (BLOOD SQUELCHING) 38 00:05:26,642 --> 00:05:28,674 (WHIMPERING CRIES) 39 00:06:00,910 --> 00:06:02,968 (BOTH SCREAMING) 40 00:06:08,050 --> 00:06:10,118 (WET SQUELCHING) 41 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:34,201 (SUSTAINED YOWL) 42 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:42,652 (BREATHY GRUNTS) (SUSPENSEFUL ORCHESTRAL MELODY) 43 00:06:59,935 --> 00:07:02,002 (LOW GROWLS) 44 00:07:22,725 --> 00:07:25,227 (HEAVY THUD) (BRAKES SQUEAL) 45 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:29,196 (CRASHING THUD) 46 00:07:30,866 --> 00:07:32,956 (CAR HISSING) 47 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,374 Was that a bear? 48 00:07:41,310 --> 00:07:44,599 - I think it was a man. - A man-bear? 49 00:07:45,347 --> 00:07:47,201 No, just a man. 50 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:52,805 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 51 00:07:52,905 --> 00:07:54,857 Goddammit, Woody. 52 00:07:54,957 --> 00:07:58,027 I thought you said you was straight to drive, man. 53 00:07:58,127 --> 00:08:00,695 (MUTED GRUNT) (METALLIC THUMPS) 54 00:08:03,339 --> 00:08:06,498 - What was that? - I think it's under the truck. 55 00:08:09,105 --> 00:08:11,170 (SWELLING VIOLIN MELODY) 56 00:08:14,443 --> 00:08:18,577 This is like that movie, where they ran over that dude and they thought they killed 'im... 57 00:08:18,677 --> 00:08:22,119 ...but they didn't and then he came back next summer and then he killed them. 58 00:08:23,219 --> 00:08:25,635 Shit, that's gonna happen to us. 59 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:29,191 - We're gonna die! - Goddammit, Woody, we ain't gonna die. 60 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:33,163 Now back this fucking truck up, so we can get can get the fuck out of here. 61 00:08:33,803 --> 00:08:35,890 (SWELLING VIOLIN MELODY) 62 00:08:41,671 --> 00:08:43,072 (HEAVY THUD) 63 00:08:43,172 --> 00:08:45,060 WOODY: What the fuck? 64 00:08:47,259 --> 00:08:49,803 - Fuck this. - Yes, sir. 65 00:08:52,181 --> 00:08:54,237 (REPETITIVE PERCUSSIVE MELODY) 66 00:08:57,419 --> 00:08:59,442 (ETHEREAL VOCALIZATION) 67 00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:07,431 (DEEP GROWL) (STRIDENT SCREECHING TONES) 68 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:11,617 CHRISTINE: With a long-anticipated senior year around the corner... 69 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:15,354 ...I think it's time to join the secret society of sleep addicts. 70 00:09:15,504 --> 00:09:16,605 Who am I kidding? 71 00:09:16,705 --> 00:09:20,676 I dream loudly, but I have to buckle down if I want to get into a good college. 72 00:09:20,776 --> 00:09:23,880 I don't wanna jinx myself. Forget school for now. 73 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:28,050 After today, it's officially beach week and I can't wait. 74 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:31,220 I'm going with my BFF since grade school, Carrie... 75 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:35,157 - ...and her stupe-ass boyfriend, Freddy. - Spring break, bitches. 76 00:09:35,257 --> 00:09:38,608 CHRISTINE: I swear, one day, I hope he knocks himself out doing that pose. 77 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:40,329 (LAUGHTER) 78 00:09:40,429 --> 00:09:42,898 - Have a seat, Fredrick. - FREDDY: Yes, ma'am. 79 00:09:42,998 --> 00:09:44,801 - Hey, buddy. - (LAUGHTER) 80 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:48,087 CHRISTINE: Then there's Jason. He's my half-cousin. 81 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:52,341 Which doesn't stop him from trying to put the moves on me. Barf. 82 00:09:52,441 --> 00:09:54,509 (LAUGHTER) 83 00:09:54,809 --> 00:09:58,180 (SCOFFS) Brooklyn, my other BFF, Samara's douche-boyfriend. 84 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:01,617 He moved here in the sixth grade but still claims New York. 85 00:10:01,717 --> 00:10:04,086 Ew, I wish he would move back. 86 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,856 Which brings me to Samara, she's in geometry... 87 00:10:06,956 --> 00:10:09,525 ...probably chewing gum and playing with her hair. 88 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:13,095 So, pen's off to you, dear journal, let's make this one black, white, red... 89 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:15,419 ...and awesome. All over. (BELL CLANGING) 90 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,135 Okay, class, settle down. 91 00:10:19,235 --> 00:10:22,272 I want you to spend the remainder of the class reading Chapter 13... 92 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,707 ...on moving proteins into membranes. 93 00:10:24,807 --> 00:10:27,209 I've got some protein that needs moving. 94 00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:30,798 You can move yourself to the Principal's office, if you like. 95 00:10:31,614 --> 00:10:35,041 That's what I thought. Now begin reading, class. 96 00:10:35,141 --> 00:10:37,184 (MUTED TRAFFIC) 97 00:10:40,489 --> 00:10:43,060 (ENGINE ROARS) ("MEAN MOTHERFUCKER BLUES") 98 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:48,931 ♪ I woke up one morning and I kicked my dog ♪ 99 00:10:49,031 --> 00:10:54,520 ♪ I beat my neighbor's head in with a big maple log ♪ 100 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:58,674 ♪ Then I called his big fat hairy wife a big fat hairy slob ♪ 101 00:10:58,774 --> 00:11:01,977 ♪ I had the blues ♪ 102 00:11:02,077 --> 00:11:05,933 ♪ The mean motherfucker blues ♪ 103 00:11:20,062 --> 00:11:24,091 - TEACHER: Yes, Pamela? - May I be excused to the restroom? 104 00:11:29,638 --> 00:11:31,741 - Hey, soldier. - Hey, you. 105 00:11:31,841 --> 00:11:34,343 - You miss me? - Oh, a little. 106 00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:36,879 - You ass. - Okay, okay. 107 00:11:36,979 --> 00:11:40,838 - I missed you. - Get me the fuck out of here. 108 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:46,689 (CAR REVS) 109 00:11:47,189 --> 00:11:49,228 - Fuck school! (WHOOPING) - (LAUGHTER) 110 00:11:52,728 --> 00:11:54,615 Quiet down. 111 00:11:55,197 --> 00:11:57,240 (PHONE VIBRATES) 112 00:12:03,605 --> 00:12:05,629 (BELL RINGS) 113 00:12:10,746 --> 00:12:12,381 CHRISTINE: What happened? 114 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,216 I should've dumped his ass a long time ago. 115 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,380 What did he do this time? 116 00:12:19,421 --> 00:12:21,891 Don't cock-block me at the beach? 117 00:12:22,591 --> 00:12:25,261 You have gotta go, it's not gonna be the same without you. 118 00:12:25,361 --> 00:12:27,248 No chance. 119 00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:33,584 - CARRIE: Hey, Christine. - Hey. 120 00:12:33,684 --> 00:12:35,871 - Did you talk to Samara? - Yeah, she's not coming. 121 00:12:35,971 --> 00:12:37,773 How many times is she gonna put up with his shit? 122 00:12:37,873 --> 00:12:39,760 A million. 123 00:12:41,810 --> 00:12:43,880 I hope that kid falls. 124 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,204 BROOKLYN: Yo. 125 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,669 Smell this. 126 00:12:52,922 --> 00:12:55,191 - FREDDY: Dank - Stank killah killah. 127 00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:58,427 - JASON: Can I smell? - These aren't cut up Twinkies, Jason. 128 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,548 Fucking lard ass. 129 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:07,729 Oh, my God, what the fuck is he doing here? 130 00:13:14,176 --> 00:13:16,111 What's he doing here? 131 00:13:16,211 --> 00:13:19,014 - Samara's not coming. - FREDDY: I told him he could still come. 132 00:13:19,114 --> 00:13:22,770 - Why do you do that? - Because he has the weed. 133 00:13:24,019 --> 00:13:26,073 Get off my nuts. 134 00:13:41,136 --> 00:13:43,192 (SWELLING ORCHESTRAL MELODY) 135 00:14:20,476 --> 00:14:22,563 (KNOCKING) 136 00:14:24,053 --> 00:14:25,666 Hello? 137 00:14:36,158 --> 00:14:38,380 (DISCORDANT CHIME) 138 00:14:42,731 --> 00:14:44,767 (GLASS CRASHING) 139 00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:47,989 (CHOKING) 140 00:14:53,442 --> 00:14:55,444 (MUTED THUD) 141 00:14:55,844 --> 00:14:58,365 (MEANDERING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 142 00:16:02,244 --> 00:16:03,764 Bathroom? 143 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,438 CLERK: It's around back. 144 00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:28,020 Woody, Woody. 145 00:16:28,870 --> 00:16:30,973 Woody, Woody. 146 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:34,328 - What now? - Hey, man. 147 00:16:36,211 --> 00:16:38,266 Go pay for petrol, man. 148 00:16:44,453 --> 00:16:46,785 This isn't enough to get to Mexico on. 149 00:17:09,044 --> 00:17:11,048 (BOTTLES CLANKING) 150 00:17:12,748 --> 00:17:14,549 (WATER GURGLES) 151 00:17:37,673 --> 00:17:39,728 (FUEL PUMP CLICKING) 152 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:56,294 Hey, asshole, what the fuck you looking at? 153 00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:07,487 - (DOORS SLAM) - (ENGINE TURNS OVER) 154 00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,441 (CAR REVS) 155 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,754 (SWELLING STRING ORCHESTRAL) 156 00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:26,939 (LOUD AGGRESSIVE GROWLS) 157 00:18:27,939 --> 00:18:30,028 (RETCHING) 158 00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:38,170 (SUSTAINED GROWLING) 159 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,775 (SPLASHING) 160 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,718 (BOTTLES CLINKING) 161 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:30,535 - Let's get the fuck out of here. - What the fuck'd you do, Woody? 162 00:19:30,635 --> 00:19:33,705 Road beers. Oh, shit. 163 00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:36,261 (ENGINE TURNS OVER) (WHOOPS) 164 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:42,268 (SCRATCHY ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) (WATER GURGLING) 165 00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:49,522 (LOUD SNIFFING) 166 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,544 (GURGLING CHOMPS) 167 00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:57,682 (STACCATO VIOLIN) 168 00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:14,232 GPS: Continue on this route for 87 miles. 169 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,763 Yo, can that GPS tell us where we could get some dank nugs? 170 00:20:18,863 --> 00:20:20,753 (SCOFFS) I wish. 171 00:20:21,603 --> 00:20:23,955 So, what's the first thing you guys are gonna do when you get to the beach? 172 00:20:24,055 --> 00:20:26,491 I'm gonna get fucking drunk. 173 00:20:26,591 --> 00:20:28,727 I can't wait to just lay out. 174 00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,929 Me too, and take a dip in the ocean. 175 00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:34,500 - I can't wait to part that motherfucker. - Yeah, swim, for sure. 176 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,702 You gonna swim with your shirt on again, Jason? 177 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:40,606 - What, I get sunburned easy. - Yeah, it's not 'cause of your mits? 178 00:20:41,706 --> 00:20:44,095 - Mits? - Yeah, man tits. 179 00:20:44,195 --> 00:20:45,444 - (GIGGLING) - Shut up, Freddy. 180 00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:47,579 I told you I was born with an extra thyroid. 181 00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:51,250 - And two stomachs like a cow. - Cows have four stomachs, dumbass. 182 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,485 Don't be jealous 'cause Jason has bigger tits than you. 183 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,887 - Fuck you, Freddy. - Don't be a dick. 184 00:20:55,987 --> 00:20:57,671 What? 185 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,412 Cool, weed. 186 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:05,429 What, I can get down. 187 00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:12,255 Hey, so, why did Samara bail again? 188 00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:15,740 Oh, she had crabs, she didn't wanna give it to everybody. 189 00:21:17,008 --> 00:21:18,895 Smart ass. 190 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,839 CHRISTINE: Yeah, right. 191 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,401 Yeah, I need to take you small-town peeps to BK... 192 00:21:36,501 --> 00:21:38,463 ...show you how we get down for real, for real. 193 00:21:38,563 --> 00:21:40,833 Yeah, I could go for a Whopper. 194 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:44,035 No, man, I'm talking about Brooklyn, fool. 195 00:21:44,135 --> 00:21:46,371 I thought you said you were from Syracuse. 196 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:49,674 Well, yeah, I mean, I am but I hung out in Brooklyn a lot. 197 00:21:49,774 --> 00:21:53,545 - That's where my cousins stay at. - Aren't they like, really far apart? 198 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,914 Like hundreds of miles? 199 00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:59,051 Yeah, I live like right on the line. What are you, The Riddler or something? 200 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,343 Stop asking me so many questions. I'm trying to roll this blunt. 201 00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:24,728 You know, this shit right here is the truth. 202 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:31,235 What the fuck? 203 00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:36,521 Oh, shit, what. Yo, this dude got a hard-on, yo. 204 00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:38,690 - No, I don't. - Fucking perv. 205 00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:40,016 Gross! 206 00:22:40,116 --> 00:22:43,167 What, I don't even know what you guys are talking about. 207 00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:47,056 I have to go to the bathroom. 208 00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:50,756 (SLOW SUSPENSEFUL ORCHESTRAL MELODY) 209 00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:08,239 (GLASS CRUNCHES) 210 00:23:33,778 --> 00:23:35,100 (SPLATS) 211 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,216 (DOG BARKING) 212 00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:40,319 (LOW GROWL) (THUMPING ROCK MELODY) 213 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,207 (GROWLING) 214 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,898 (DOORS SLAMMING) 215 00:24:12,183 --> 00:24:15,807 BROOKLYN: Hey, Jason, bring me back a sweet tea. 216 00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:28,352 Hi, where is your bathroom? 217 00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:31,822 Who wants to know? 218 00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:36,676 Uh, me? I really need to use your bathroom, miss. 219 00:24:38,109 --> 00:24:41,137 - It's around back, darling. - CARRIE: Thank you. 220 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:45,228 Honey, ain't you forgetting something? 221 00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:49,579 - You need a key. - Oh. 222 00:24:51,259 --> 00:24:52,443 Thanks. 223 00:24:52,543 --> 00:24:54,359 (DISCORDANT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) (CARRIE GASPS) 224 00:24:54,459 --> 00:24:58,231 Don't you be going and flushing your bloody tampons down that toilet... 225 00:24:58,331 --> 00:25:01,730 ...and leaving 'em all which-away, you throw 'em in the goddamn trash, you hear? 226 00:25:01,830 --> 00:25:04,700 Um, okay. 227 00:25:05,336 --> 00:25:09,544 All you high school girls bleed like Dracula fucked Willy Wonka... 228 00:25:09,644 --> 00:25:12,811 ...and formed a blood factory and slaughtered all those Oompa Loompas... 229 00:25:12,911 --> 00:25:15,046 ...and made a bunch of bloody Marys. 230 00:25:15,146 --> 00:25:17,750 Vagina Coyote Uglies. 231 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,585 A lot of Draculas' wives went out on a night on the town... 232 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:24,507 ...and went to a bachelor party and all had their periods at the same time. 233 00:25:27,158 --> 00:25:29,012 Yes, ma'am. 234 00:25:40,071 --> 00:25:42,874 Oh, my God. 235 00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:44,994 What the fuck? 236 00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:51,282 - FREDDY: Alright, you guys ready? - JASON: Just zooming out. 237 00:25:51,382 --> 00:25:55,821 - This is so fucked up, Freddy. - Shut up or I'm gonna get you next. 238 00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:57,827 - JASON: Ready. - (FREDDY GRUNTS) 239 00:25:57,927 --> 00:26:00,194 (FLATULENCE) 240 00:26:04,862 --> 00:26:06,543 FREDDY: (CHUCKLES) There it is. 241 00:26:09,768 --> 00:26:11,402 CHRISTINE: You better not get me this time. 242 00:26:11,502 --> 00:26:13,959 - You're safe, for now. - (SLAPS) 243 00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:19,934 (LOW PERCUSSIVE MUSIC) 244 00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:29,273 Fuck. 245 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:34,278 (SIGHS) 246 00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:47,058 (MUSIC SWELLS) 247 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,812 What the fuck is she doing? 248 00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:56,948 Dropping the kids off at the pool and giving them swimming lessons? 249 00:26:57,048 --> 00:26:58,665 You're so gross. 250 00:27:00,185 --> 00:27:02,220 (GASPS) 251 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,409 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 252 00:27:11,496 --> 00:27:13,517 (DOOR SLAMS) 253 00:27:21,239 --> 00:27:23,261 (URINE TINKLING) 254 00:27:26,477 --> 00:27:28,533 (PHONE VIBRATING) 255 00:27:45,363 --> 00:27:48,900 That fucking bitch! 256 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:53,490 I knew I couldn't fucking trust her. Goddammit, I knew it! 257 00:27:54,105 --> 00:27:56,175 (FRUSTRATED GROWL) 258 00:27:56,875 --> 00:28:00,478 Just relax, Dirk, you don't wanna Hulk out. 259 00:28:00,578 --> 00:28:04,336 It's been six weeks since you've been laid, just... 260 00:28:05,429 --> 00:28:07,480 ...just be cool. 261 00:28:15,726 --> 00:28:18,380 - Hey. - Hey. 262 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,899 What's wrong, you look like somebody killed your cat. 263 00:28:20,999 --> 00:28:24,669 Cat? I don't have a fucking cat. 264 00:28:24,769 --> 00:28:27,406 Are you mistaking me for someone else? 265 00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:30,476 It's an expression, what's your problem? (TENSE VIOLIN ENSEMBLE) 266 00:28:31,676 --> 00:28:34,129 Express this, bitch. (WEAPON FIRES) 267 00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:36,399 Hello, Dirk? 268 00:28:38,416 --> 00:28:43,106 Cat? I'm a fucking dog person, don't you know me at all? 269 00:28:52,130 --> 00:28:54,153 (LOW SUSPENSEFUL ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 270 00:28:58,102 --> 00:29:00,157 (SNIFFING) 271 00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:03,394 (SNUFFLING GROWLS) 272 00:29:39,709 --> 00:29:42,532 (RETCHING) Whoa, whoa, what the fuck? 273 00:29:43,982 --> 00:29:45,984 - Pull over! - Oh, my God, Carrie! 274 00:29:46,084 --> 00:29:47,971 Freddy, pull over. 275 00:29:50,555 --> 00:29:53,145 (GRAVEL CRUNCHING) (STRIDENT ORCHESTRAL MELODY) 276 00:29:59,630 --> 00:30:01,719 (RETCHING) 277 00:30:04,035 --> 00:30:06,471 - FREDDY: Oh, what did you eat? - CHRISTINE: Shut up, Freddy. 278 00:30:06,571 --> 00:30:08,660 BROOKLYN: Oh, Shit! (RETCHING) 279 00:30:11,676 --> 00:30:13,678 Maybe she just needs to eat some grass or something. 280 00:30:13,778 --> 00:30:14,879 Really, Freddy? 281 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:17,982 Well, that's what my dog does when his stomach gets upset. 282 00:30:18,082 --> 00:30:20,652 (TENSE ORCHESTRAL MELODY) (MEASURED GROWLS) 283 00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:23,388 - CHRISTINE: You don't look bad. - CARRIE: I feel better. 284 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:27,525 - CHRISTINE: Are you sure? - Yeah, I think it was just something I ate. 285 00:30:27,625 --> 00:30:33,080 - School cafeteria, I don't know. - Yeah, looks like Friday's corn dogs. 286 00:30:33,564 --> 00:30:35,433 CHRISTINE: Let's get out of here. 287 00:30:35,933 --> 00:30:38,156 FREDDY: Why don't you shut up, Jason? 288 00:30:41,272 --> 00:30:43,274 (MUSIC SWELLING) 289 00:30:44,131 --> 00:30:46,706 (GROWLING) (ENGINE ROARS) 290 00:30:52,817 --> 00:30:54,840 (QUIET THRUMMING MELODY) 291 00:31:02,727 --> 00:31:04,783 (SOFT STRING MELODY) 292 00:31:38,162 --> 00:31:40,251 (LOW INDISTINCT GROWL) 293 00:31:45,803 --> 00:31:48,360 (METAL CAN SCRAPING) (SCREECHING SUSPENSEFUL MELODY) 294 00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:10,849 (HEAVY THUMPING ROCK MUSIC) (DEMONIC VOCALIZATION) 295 00:32:21,822 --> 00:32:23,474 (SLAPPING THUD) 296 00:32:39,554 --> 00:32:42,047 (AGGRESSIVE GROWL) (BONE CRACKING) 297 00:32:48,599 --> 00:32:50,688 (AGGRESSIVE GROWLS) 298 00:32:57,742 --> 00:33:00,298 (GENTLE RAIN) (LOW ORCHESTRAL SCORE) 299 00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:32,194 Holy shit-hole. 300 00:33:35,713 --> 00:33:37,849 Alright, Jason, let's go. 301 00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:40,485 - For what? - Because I said. 302 00:33:40,585 --> 00:33:42,587 I have something important to tell you. 303 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:45,856 No, you don't, you're just gonna tell me something dumb when we get in there. 304 00:33:45,956 --> 00:33:49,579 - Guys, just go. - Yeah, go, Freddy. 305 00:33:53,231 --> 00:33:55,633 Get the fuck out of the car. 306 00:33:55,733 --> 00:33:58,220 Okay, God. 307 00:34:05,743 --> 00:34:07,998 Hey, how are you feeling? 308 00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:13,367 Better, just having some major cramps. 309 00:34:13,467 --> 00:34:17,474 - Are you starting? - No, I already had it. 310 00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:28,719 (MOANING) (BED SPRINGS CREAKING) 311 00:34:47,351 --> 00:34:49,287 (PHONE VIBRATING) (MOANING) 312 00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:51,641 Yeah, baby, choke me. 313 00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:55,676 Come on, baby. (MOANING) 314 00:34:57,628 --> 00:35:00,160 Go easy, baby, not so tight. (MOANING) 315 00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:02,335 (HEAVY BREATHING) 316 00:35:09,807 --> 00:35:11,827 That was hot. 317 00:35:20,951 --> 00:35:23,840 You never got kinky like that, baby. 318 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:33,015 - Are you on the rag? - Yeah, sorry. 319 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:38,503 We've done it when I'm ragging before. 320 00:35:39,503 --> 00:35:41,354 Not with me. 321 00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:47,666 (CREEPY INSTRUMENTAL) 322 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:54,346 (XYLOPHONE DINGING) 323 00:36:04,028 --> 00:36:07,098 - CLERK: What can I do you for? - FREDDY: We'd like two rooms. 324 00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:10,668 King size it is. Smoker or non? 325 00:36:10,768 --> 00:36:14,655 - No, we'd like two rooms. - Two rooms? 326 00:36:14,755 --> 00:36:17,241 Are you guys with another couple? 327 00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:19,343 No, they're for us. 328 00:36:19,443 --> 00:36:22,066 Well, you know those don't connect, right? 329 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,804 We're not gay. 330 00:36:30,888 --> 00:36:33,691 Weren't you holding his dick on the way in? 331 00:36:33,791 --> 00:36:38,440 Because I don't like cleaning blood off the sheets and shit off the ceilings. 332 00:36:39,630 --> 00:36:41,483 No, sir. 333 00:36:43,934 --> 00:36:47,156 Okay, two non-gay rooms. 334 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:50,992 That'll be 69.35. 335 00:36:54,445 --> 00:36:56,466 (MELODY SWELLS) 336 00:37:10,995 --> 00:37:13,039 (SLOW SUSPENSEFUL INSTRUMENTAL) 337 00:37:20,037 --> 00:37:23,107 Check-out is 11 a.m. You wanna lick my balls? 338 00:37:23,207 --> 00:37:25,576 - What? - Do you wanna lick my balls? 339 00:37:25,676 --> 00:37:27,678 Excuse me, sir, one more time? 340 00:37:27,778 --> 00:37:31,582 I said do you want a wake-up call. 341 00:37:31,682 --> 00:37:34,136 Oh, no, we're good. 342 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:40,624 You're all set. Those rooms are at the end of the building on the left. 343 00:37:40,724 --> 00:37:42,653 Thank you. 344 00:37:42,753 --> 00:37:44,780 Oh, and guys? 345 00:37:45,363 --> 00:37:48,016 Enjoy your stay. 346 00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:50,419 Thanks. 347 00:37:56,574 --> 00:38:00,010 Hey, I know we got two beds, but why don't you go ahead and sleep out in the car, buddy? 348 00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:02,113 What? No. I paid for one of those rooms. 349 00:38:02,213 --> 00:38:04,548 Come on, I'm just trying to get some alone time with Carrie. 350 00:38:04,648 --> 00:38:09,253 No, man, forget that. Plus, dude, she smells like corn dogs and throw up. 351 00:38:09,353 --> 00:38:11,622 Just gimme 10 minutes, I'll wave you in when I'm done. 352 00:38:11,722 --> 00:38:15,459 - No, man, I'm tired. - How about I break off your butt plug? 353 00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:18,448 Alright, fine, 10 minutes, Freddy. 354 00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:29,327 (SIGN BUZZING) (SUSPENSEFUL INSTRUMENTAL) 355 00:38:36,013 --> 00:38:39,436 - BROOKLYN: We at the beach yet? - No, we're stopping for the night. 356 00:38:47,892 --> 00:38:50,991 - Jason, what are you doing? - I think he wants to jerk off or something. 357 00:38:51,091 --> 00:38:55,466 No, Freddy said I had to sleep in the car so he could have sex with Carrie. 358 00:38:55,566 --> 00:38:58,836 - You fat fuck. - You're unbelievable. 359 00:38:58,936 --> 00:39:01,258 You are such a dick, Freddy. 360 00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:16,373 (PAINED GRUNT) 361 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:19,957 Now see what you made me do? 362 00:39:20,057 --> 00:39:23,115 And if I see you step one foot inside that room... 363 00:39:23,215 --> 00:39:26,282 ...I will fuck you up. 364 00:39:41,946 --> 00:39:44,001 (FRUSTRATED GROWL) 365 00:39:50,488 --> 00:39:52,990 - (SCOFFS) Freddy! - What, I'm not doing nothing. 366 00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:55,459 Babe, are you still upset because of what fat-ass said? 367 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,995 'Cause I'll kick his ass if you want me to. 368 00:39:58,095 --> 00:40:00,298 What, I will, for you. 369 00:40:00,798 --> 00:40:02,967 I'm not gonna let anyone disrespect my girl. 370 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:04,502 CARRIE: Oh, come on, Freddy. 371 00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:07,538 No, I'm for real. You can't let little punks like that get to you. 372 00:40:07,638 --> 00:40:10,307 Throughout your life you're gonna come across people who constantly wanna knock you down... 373 00:40:10,407 --> 00:40:13,577 ...because you're a good person. I know, because I'm good people. 374 00:40:13,677 --> 00:40:16,292 Freddy, I'm not having sex with you. 375 00:40:17,092 --> 00:40:20,151 What sex? That's the furthest thing from my mind. 376 00:40:21,051 --> 00:40:24,722 - Unless you want to. - No, I don't feel well. 377 00:40:24,822 --> 00:40:27,792 - Babe, I got blue balls. - Good, I hope they fall off. 378 00:40:27,892 --> 00:40:32,530 How can you say that? Our twins are in there, Fredrick the second and Fredrina. 379 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:36,867 I'm sick here. Are you seriously still talking? 380 00:40:36,967 --> 00:40:40,571 There's no such thing as blue balls, it's just something guys say to get laid. 381 00:40:40,671 --> 00:40:43,921 It's not just blue balls, the men in my family have a long history of producing... 382 00:40:44,021 --> 00:40:47,678 ...10 times the amount of testosterone of the average Greek God or gorilla. 383 00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:51,015 We have to have sex every day, preferably 10 times a day. 384 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:52,950 Yeah, so you've told me. 385 00:40:53,050 --> 00:40:55,886 Then you know it could be leading to explosive penis syndrome. 386 00:40:55,986 --> 00:40:57,688 Rumor has it the last Pope died from it. 387 00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:00,795 Freddy, if you don't get the fuck out of my face with that shit... 388 00:41:00,895 --> 00:41:03,277 ...you'll be lucky to get any this trip. (TENSE VIOLIN MUSIC) 389 00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:05,790 Your fucking loss, bitch. 390 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:12,571 - Can I at least jerk off on your ass? - Get out! 391 00:41:15,339 --> 00:41:17,408 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 392 00:41:26,784 --> 00:41:28,838 Fucking blue balls. 393 00:41:30,087 --> 00:41:32,142 (HEAVY BREATHING) 394 00:41:37,595 --> 00:41:39,413 CLERK: You alright, boy? 395 00:41:39,513 --> 00:41:43,634 Yeah, I'm fine, I'm just taking a leak. Our bathrooms smells kinda funny. 396 00:41:43,734 --> 00:41:47,700 Well, you know if you shake it more than three times, you're playing with it. 397 00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:52,811 Yeah, I've heard that. But I'm only on the second shake, so I'm good. 398 00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:55,664 Okay. 399 00:41:57,815 --> 00:41:59,837 (ENGINE TURNS OVER) 400 00:42:08,225 --> 00:42:11,996 Yes, right there, right there. 401 00:42:12,096 --> 00:42:16,100 Carrie, come here, get on my left testicle. 402 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,859 Clever girl, oh, just like that. 403 00:42:23,159 --> 00:42:24,842 (MOANS) 404 00:42:24,942 --> 00:42:27,030 Jason, get the fuck out. 405 00:42:29,379 --> 00:42:33,000 Carrie, oh, yeah. 406 00:42:33,951 --> 00:42:35,890 Goddamn charlie horse. 407 00:42:35,990 --> 00:42:38,425 (METALLIC CLANG) 408 00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:46,763 (SLOW MELODIC INSTRUMENTAL) 409 00:43:09,853 --> 00:43:11,922 (FRUSTRATED GROWL) 410 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,236 (SUSTAINED GROWLING) 411 00:43:14,336 --> 00:43:16,490 (SCREAMING) 412 00:43:32,910 --> 00:43:34,890 (GASPS) 413 00:43:34,990 --> 00:43:36,480 Carrie! 414 00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:40,084 There's someone or something out there. 415 00:43:40,184 --> 00:43:42,438 I think she wanted my shoes. 416 00:43:43,420 --> 00:43:46,842 - Are you okay? - Why? 417 00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:50,029 Do I not look okay? 418 00:43:51,361 --> 00:43:53,998 No, you... you look great. 419 00:43:54,098 --> 00:43:56,767 Your hair is pretty. 420 00:43:56,867 --> 00:43:59,970 - I need you to do me a favor. - Yeah, what? 421 00:44:00,070 --> 00:44:03,238 I want you to fuck me as hard as you can. 422 00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:05,961 What? 423 00:44:13,483 --> 00:44:16,644 I want you to fuck me... 424 00:44:16,744 --> 00:44:20,463 ...as hard as you can. 425 00:44:23,027 --> 00:44:24,880 Fuck it. 426 00:44:26,530 --> 00:44:28,567 (TOILET FLUSHING) 427 00:44:29,767 --> 00:44:31,822 (WATER SPLASHING) 428 00:44:35,038 --> 00:44:37,509 Why are you smoking that in here? 429 00:44:38,709 --> 00:44:40,778 To get rid of the smell of sex. 430 00:44:40,878 --> 00:44:43,080 It doesn't smell like sex in here. 431 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:45,482 (STATIC HISSING) 432 00:44:45,582 --> 00:44:47,435 Not yet. 433 00:44:48,518 --> 00:44:50,789 I'm not having sex with you. 434 00:44:51,889 --> 00:44:54,893 Aight, aight, aight, how 'bout... 435 00:44:55,743 --> 00:44:58,729 ...a nice blow job for a big red apple? 436 00:44:58,829 --> 00:45:01,083 What? Ew, no. 437 00:45:03,633 --> 00:45:08,057 - So you'll do it for free, then? - Are you stupid? We're not hooking up. 438 00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:13,829 Okay, Sherlock... 439 00:45:13,929 --> 00:45:18,982 ...why do you think we are conveniently here in the same room together? 440 00:45:19,082 --> 00:45:21,719 This was supposed to be me and Samara's room. 441 00:45:22,319 --> 00:45:24,087 And Samara invited me. 442 00:45:24,187 --> 00:45:27,758 And you and Samara aren't together anymore. 443 00:45:27,858 --> 00:45:29,913 That's why she ain't here. 444 00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:34,132 (TV STATIC) 445 00:45:35,032 --> 00:45:38,596 - City was better the first time. - But I hear Pat's, like shaking and shit. 446 00:45:38,696 --> 00:45:40,771 (TV CONTINUES) 447 00:45:45,675 --> 00:45:47,731 (BED SQUEAKING NOISILY) 448 00:45:51,014 --> 00:45:53,582 (PHONE BUZZING) (MUTED TV VOICES TALKING) 449 00:45:58,755 --> 00:46:00,625 Who are you texting? 450 00:46:01,225 --> 00:46:03,830 - Just one of my friends. - Mm-hm. 451 00:46:04,694 --> 00:46:07,764 - Guy or girl? - Girl. 452 00:46:08,264 --> 00:46:10,367 She's sending me pics of her new puppy. 453 00:46:10,467 --> 00:46:12,002 Oh, really? 454 00:46:12,102 --> 00:46:14,304 - Yeah. - Lemme see. 455 00:46:14,404 --> 00:46:17,474 I had to delete it, my in-box was full. 456 00:46:17,574 --> 00:46:19,662 (SIGHS) 457 00:46:21,311 --> 00:46:23,365 Are you being jealous? 458 00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:27,553 Fuck this. 459 00:46:28,986 --> 00:46:30,654 What the fuck is wrong with you? 460 00:46:30,754 --> 00:46:34,758 When you say puppy, do you really mean big fat dick? 461 00:46:35,158 --> 00:46:36,566 I don't even know what you're talking about. 462 00:46:36,666 --> 00:46:38,295 - Oh, really? - Really. 463 00:46:38,395 --> 00:46:41,079 I saw the pictures on your phone, Pam. 464 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:45,087 You went through my phone? How crazy are you? 465 00:46:47,755 --> 00:46:50,238 Not crazy enough to be with you. 466 00:46:51,041 --> 00:46:52,542 (DOOR SLAMS) 467 00:46:52,642 --> 00:46:54,296 Fucker. 468 00:46:55,012 --> 00:46:59,683 Dirk, you better get back here, you pussy, or I'm never gonna fuck you again. 469 00:46:59,783 --> 00:47:02,872 I've had better sex in boot camp. 470 00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:06,342 Dirk. 471 00:47:08,742 --> 00:47:11,283 (SCREAMS) (TENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 472 00:47:12,062 --> 00:47:13,950 (SLAMS) 473 00:47:15,248 --> 00:47:17,792 (GROWLING) (SCREAMING) 474 00:47:23,307 --> 00:47:24,441 (VIOLIN SCREECHING) 475 00:47:24,541 --> 00:47:27,978 Damn, boy, you like you're a fart away from shitting yourself. 476 00:47:28,078 --> 00:47:30,948 - DIRK: I'm sorry, sir. - Everything all right with your room? 477 00:47:31,048 --> 00:47:35,937 Yeah, room's fine, it's just the bitch that's in it. 478 00:47:39,423 --> 00:47:42,426 - Hey, dickbag. - Excuse me? 479 00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:45,349 You got a bloody hitchhiker riding with you. 480 00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:52,766 Hold still while I flick it off. 481 00:47:54,738 --> 00:47:56,760 (SQUELCHING) 482 00:48:01,011 --> 00:48:03,867 - Thanks. - CLERK: Don't mention it. 483 00:48:10,170 --> 00:48:12,224 (SCREAMING) 484 00:48:16,093 --> 00:48:18,381 (SQUISHING THUD) 485 00:48:28,137 --> 00:48:30,426 (SPLATTERING) 486 00:48:33,276 --> 00:48:35,531 (SCREAMING) 487 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,935 (SLURPING CHOMPS) 488 00:48:44,321 --> 00:48:46,223 (RHYTHMIC GROANS) 489 00:48:46,323 --> 00:48:48,610 - Fuck me. - JASON: I am. 490 00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:51,669 - Fuck me! - I am! 491 00:48:51,769 --> 00:48:53,816 (RHYTHMIC GROANS) 492 00:49:05,542 --> 00:49:07,195 Carrie? 493 00:49:08,278 --> 00:49:09,931 Carrie? 494 00:49:10,747 --> 00:49:12,400 Carrie? 495 00:49:17,991 --> 00:49:20,040 (FRIGHTENED GROANS) 496 00:49:20,590 --> 00:49:22,678 Oh, what the fuck? 497 00:49:27,130 --> 00:49:29,407 (WET CHOMPING) (SCREAMING) 498 00:49:30,267 --> 00:49:32,876 Oh, fuck! (SCREAMING) 499 00:49:49,186 --> 00:49:51,255 (GROANS) 500 00:49:52,055 --> 00:49:53,942 Oh, fuck. 501 00:49:57,895 --> 00:49:59,748 Oh, yeah. 502 00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:11,225 Right there, oh, this is awesome. 503 00:50:11,458 --> 00:50:13,062 Yeah. (HEAVY BREATHING) 504 00:50:18,448 --> 00:50:22,137 - I was wondering when you were gonna come to. - Oh, what the fuck? 505 00:50:23,253 --> 00:50:26,731 That's a pretty nice goose egg you got on your noggin. 506 00:50:27,324 --> 00:50:29,759 Why don't you put your peter back in your pants? 507 00:50:29,859 --> 00:50:34,484 Follow your chicken-choking ass with me and I'll have the missus fix you up. 508 00:50:36,299 --> 00:50:38,430 No, I'm alright, man. 509 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,895 (CREEPY INSTRUMENTAL) 510 00:50:52,582 --> 00:50:54,603 What the fuck? 511 00:50:55,752 --> 00:50:58,755 Carrie? What's up with the lights? 512 00:50:58,855 --> 00:51:00,408 Carrie? 513 00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:03,211 Oh, there you are. 514 00:51:03,426 --> 00:51:07,316 And you're naked. What a nice surprise. 515 00:51:08,231 --> 00:51:10,238 You been waiting for me? (WHIMPERS) 516 00:51:11,234 --> 00:51:13,304 What can daddy do for you? 517 00:51:14,004 --> 00:51:17,607 I know. Freddy will fix you right up. 518 00:51:17,707 --> 00:51:19,560 Oh, yeah. 519 00:51:21,578 --> 00:51:24,238 I've been waiting for this all week. 520 00:51:31,254 --> 00:51:33,123 You're a little dry. 521 00:51:33,523 --> 00:51:36,185 I'm gonna be wetting you up with my tongue. (SLURPING) 522 00:51:39,963 --> 00:51:44,053 You're a bit stinky tonight, baby... but, I love it when you're stinky. 523 00:51:47,937 --> 00:51:52,694 Some of your dinner slipped down into your lunchbox, babe, but I love peanuts, too. 524 00:51:56,613 --> 00:51:58,634 (SLURPING) 525 00:51:59,917 --> 00:52:02,786 Man, your clit is so swollen it's like two clits. 526 00:52:02,886 --> 00:52:04,739 And a banana. 527 00:52:09,326 --> 00:52:11,828 Let me get little Freddy in there... 528 00:52:11,928 --> 00:52:14,950 ...I mean, big Freddy in there, now. 529 00:52:17,266 --> 00:52:19,737 You're a little extra tight, baby. (GROANING) 530 00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:22,390 Oh, yeah. 531 00:52:23,606 --> 00:52:26,628 Fuck. Ah, this feels good. 532 00:52:27,444 --> 00:52:29,059 Fuck. 533 00:52:29,159 --> 00:52:31,195 (GROANING) 534 00:52:31,948 --> 00:52:33,801 Oh, shit. 535 00:52:40,690 --> 00:52:42,509 Oh, shit. 536 00:52:45,228 --> 00:52:47,082 Oh, fuck. 537 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:52,289 I'm gonna have to hit you up on the recharge. (MOANING) 538 00:53:03,947 --> 00:53:08,603 Brooklyn, I invited Samara, she invited you. 539 00:53:08,985 --> 00:53:13,623 You two aren't together anymore, yet, you're here and she's not. 540 00:53:14,023 --> 00:53:16,479 Do you understand what I'm saying? 541 00:53:20,196 --> 00:53:23,751 So, what you're saying is... 542 00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:26,269 ...I make you feel safe. 543 00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:29,306 What? Where would you get an idea like that? 544 00:53:29,406 --> 00:53:33,043 It's aight, it's aight, I know what you meant. 545 00:53:33,743 --> 00:53:35,564 I'll protect you. 546 00:53:37,046 --> 00:53:38,867 You see these? 547 00:53:39,282 --> 00:53:41,718 These are considered deadly weapons. 548 00:53:42,118 --> 00:53:45,355 They are registered in all 65 states. 549 00:53:45,455 --> 00:53:48,425 I shouldn't even be wearing these right now. 550 00:53:48,525 --> 00:53:52,962 Why you think I had to move out of Brooklyn? 'Cause I was banned. 551 00:53:53,062 --> 00:53:55,965 You wanna know what my warrior name was? 552 00:53:56,065 --> 00:53:59,287 Big Fat Dick Deadly Hands. 553 00:54:01,704 --> 00:54:05,361 I can't even jerk off with these bad boys no more. 554 00:54:08,945 --> 00:54:10,680 CHRISTINE: I'm going for a walk. 555 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:14,417 Cool, can you bring me back a sweet tea and some Ginger Snaps? 556 00:54:14,517 --> 00:54:16,371 Yeah, sure. 557 00:54:23,126 --> 00:54:25,217 (SOFT SNORING) 558 00:54:40,243 --> 00:54:42,264 Oh, yeah, baby. 559 00:54:45,982 --> 00:54:48,871 Oh, you still got a good grip on me. 560 00:54:51,421 --> 00:54:53,990 Feels like someone's ready for round two. 561 00:54:54,090 --> 00:54:56,112 (GROANING) 562 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:03,500 Oh, fuck. You like that, baby? 563 00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,203 Yeah, you do like that. 564 00:55:06,603 --> 00:55:08,256 Oh. 565 00:55:10,006 --> 00:55:12,409 Okay, I'm gonna go again. 566 00:55:12,609 --> 00:55:17,250 Oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah. 567 00:55:17,350 --> 00:55:18,895 Oh. 568 00:55:21,518 --> 00:55:23,605 (KISSES) 569 00:55:24,487 --> 00:55:26,041 Okay. 570 00:55:27,957 --> 00:55:29,526 Carrie? 571 00:55:29,626 --> 00:55:32,128 Come on. Come on, loosen up, Carrie. 572 00:55:32,228 --> 00:55:34,664 Come on, I can't pull it out. 573 00:55:34,764 --> 00:55:36,618 Carrie, come on. 574 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,821 Come on, you gotta let go. 575 00:55:39,903 --> 00:55:41,471 Carrie? 576 00:55:41,571 --> 00:55:43,391 What the hell? 577 00:55:44,457 --> 00:55:46,076 (SINISTER ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 578 00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:48,445 Oh, what the fuck? 579 00:55:48,545 --> 00:55:51,448 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 580 00:55:51,548 --> 00:55:53,983 Fuck you, fat faggy fuck. 581 00:55:54,083 --> 00:55:56,504 Come on, come on. 582 00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:01,175 Get off me, you fat, fat fuck. 583 00:56:02,425 --> 00:56:03,526 (HEAVY THUD) 584 00:56:03,626 --> 00:56:07,530 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, get the fuck off me... 585 00:56:07,630 --> 00:56:10,066 ...you fat, fat, fuck. 586 00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:12,902 Fuck, no, no, no, no, no, no. 587 00:56:13,002 --> 00:56:15,222 No, no, no. 588 00:56:17,674 --> 00:56:19,756 (BILL CHANGER WHIRRING) 589 00:56:26,516 --> 00:56:29,072 (SIGHS) (BANGING) 590 00:56:39,863 --> 00:56:42,452 (BANGS) (SODA CLATTERS) 591 00:56:46,069 --> 00:56:49,138 - Thanks. - DIRK: You're welcome. 592 00:56:49,238 --> 00:56:51,074 Broke stranger with manners? 593 00:56:51,174 --> 00:56:54,918 I'm just trying to change the rogue strangers are bad rep. 594 00:56:55,678 --> 00:56:57,881 I'm sorry, are you hitting on me? 595 00:56:57,981 --> 00:56:59,718 What? 596 00:56:59,818 --> 00:57:03,176 - You're Pamela's boyfriend, aren't you? - I was. 597 00:57:03,586 --> 00:57:06,823 But I just found out she's been cheating on me. 598 00:57:07,523 --> 00:57:09,158 (SODA CLATTERS) Oh, my God, I'm sorry. 599 00:57:09,258 --> 00:57:11,528 I feel like such an idiot. 600 00:57:11,628 --> 00:57:13,897 No, it's cool. 601 00:57:13,997 --> 00:57:15,884 Don't worry about it. 602 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:18,936 Wait. 603 00:57:20,369 --> 00:57:22,173 I'm Christine. 604 00:57:23,139 --> 00:57:24,909 I'm Dirk. 605 00:57:25,374 --> 00:57:28,246 So are you headed to the beach, or... 606 00:57:29,579 --> 00:57:32,982 I was. Not so sure now, though. 607 00:57:33,379 --> 00:57:36,019 - You? - Yeah, me and my BFF. 608 00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:37,922 That's cool. 609 00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:41,769 Um... 610 00:57:43,459 --> 00:57:45,261 ...so you're in the Army, right? 611 00:57:45,361 --> 00:57:48,766 Yeah, I was, up 'til a couple weeks ago. 612 00:57:49,766 --> 00:57:52,302 It's a long story, bad ending. 613 00:57:52,402 --> 00:57:54,870 You're really on quite the roll, aren't you, Dirk? 614 00:57:54,970 --> 00:57:56,773 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, that's for sure. 615 00:57:57,373 --> 00:58:01,702 - You wanna talk about it? - Mm, no, that's cool. 616 00:58:03,546 --> 00:58:05,550 I won't judge you. 617 00:58:08,755 --> 00:58:10,321 Okay. 618 00:58:13,489 --> 00:58:15,324 Were you overseas? 619 00:58:15,424 --> 00:58:17,387 No, local. 620 00:58:17,487 --> 00:58:20,830 I just got out of boot camp and realized it wasn't really my thing. 621 00:58:20,930 --> 00:58:22,665 No? 622 00:58:22,765 --> 00:58:25,771 Na, that's more or less my dad's dream. 623 00:58:29,705 --> 00:58:34,043 Did you know, on average, 12 people a year die from vending machines falling on them? 624 00:58:34,143 --> 00:58:36,913 Do vending machines just randomly fall onto people? 625 00:58:37,013 --> 00:58:40,249 Oh, no. Most of the time, people just get pissed. 626 00:58:40,349 --> 00:58:43,387 They lose their money or their snack and they shake it. 627 00:58:44,387 --> 00:58:47,323 The other ones are random, though. Like, fluke earthquakes. 628 00:58:47,423 --> 00:58:51,828 And why are you putting your vending machine expertise on display for me? 629 00:58:51,928 --> 00:58:54,199 Are you trying to impress a girl? 630 00:58:56,132 --> 00:59:00,170 Well, dangerous vending machine, dark motel... 631 00:59:00,270 --> 00:59:02,073 ...late at night. 632 00:59:02,373 --> 00:59:04,874 Shouldn't you have your boyfriend take care of this? 633 00:59:04,974 --> 00:59:07,977 - Well, I don't have a boyfriend. - Oh, no? 634 00:59:08,077 --> 00:59:11,079 - CHRISTINE: No. - Cool. 635 00:59:11,698 --> 00:59:15,118 - So you are hitting on me. - What if I was? 636 00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:17,687 That depends. Are you a psychotic rapist? 637 00:59:17,787 --> 00:59:19,670 What if I was? (LAUGHING) 638 00:59:20,090 --> 00:59:23,426 I mean, no, no, I'm nothing like that at all. 639 00:59:23,526 --> 00:59:27,130 - I don't think you would tell me if you were. - No, no, I'd say something. 640 00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:30,155 Psychotic rapists take a solemn oath. 641 00:59:33,702 --> 00:59:37,106 Well, Dirk, go ahead and hit on me. See where it takes you. 642 00:59:37,206 --> 00:59:38,842 Alright. (SODA BUBBLES NOISILY) 643 00:59:39,292 --> 00:59:43,015 Oh, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 644 00:59:43,115 --> 00:59:45,165 (GROANING) 645 00:59:45,315 --> 00:59:48,987 Goddamn, you are one hefty motherfucker. 646 00:59:50,119 --> 00:59:52,125 (HEAVY BREATHING) 647 00:59:59,428 --> 01:00:02,073 What the fuck? (LOUD WAILING GROWLING) 648 01:00:06,869 --> 01:00:09,273 Get the fuck off me! 649 01:00:10,239 --> 01:00:12,311 (SNARLING) 650 01:00:16,045 --> 01:00:18,248 Get the fuck off. 651 01:00:25,354 --> 01:00:27,390 (GAS HISSING) 652 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,445 (CHOKING) 653 01:00:37,333 --> 01:00:39,165 Lights out. 654 01:00:39,265 --> 01:00:41,807 (SNARLS) (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) 655 01:00:44,373 --> 01:00:47,179 This is the worst spring break, ever. 656 01:00:48,678 --> 01:00:51,614 CHRISTINE: So, after I graduate, I'm gonna go to veterinarian school. 657 01:00:51,714 --> 01:00:55,118 - DIRK: Oh, so you like animals? - CHRISTINE: No, I hate them. 658 01:00:55,218 --> 01:00:56,754 Duh. 659 01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:00,433 - My dad's a vet, too. - Oh, your dad was in the war? 660 01:01:00,533 --> 01:01:02,547 Shut up, Dirk. (LAUGHING) 661 01:01:04,227 --> 01:01:06,195 But, yeah, I'm a bit of a daddy's little girl. 662 01:01:06,295 --> 01:01:09,232 Oh, well, I'm a bit of a daddy's girl, too. 663 01:01:09,332 --> 01:01:11,568 You are such a smart ass. 664 01:01:12,068 --> 01:01:14,771 Okay, okay, cut it out. 665 01:01:14,871 --> 01:01:18,109 No, me, I'm more of a momma's boy. 666 01:01:18,708 --> 01:01:21,711 What does your dad think about you leaving the Army? 667 01:01:22,111 --> 01:01:24,781 Well, he doesn't know I left. 668 01:01:24,881 --> 01:01:29,719 He thinks I graduated, he even bought me a gun as a graduation present. 669 01:01:30,019 --> 01:01:33,023 Just really haven't had the heart to tell him I left. 670 01:01:33,923 --> 01:01:35,944 Well, I'm sure he'll understand. 671 01:01:38,995 --> 01:01:43,333 So, are you a cat or dog person? 672 01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:45,774 Well... 673 01:01:45,874 --> 01:01:50,155 ...I love all animals, but since you're so eager to categorize me... 674 01:01:50,255 --> 01:01:53,102 ...I would have to say I'm a cat person. 675 01:01:53,202 --> 01:01:55,478 - Oh, lame. - What? 676 01:01:55,578 --> 01:01:59,749 No, you cat people, you're just weird. 677 01:01:59,849 --> 01:02:02,179 - We are not. - (SCOFFS) No? 678 01:02:02,279 --> 01:02:04,133 - No. - No, really, you are. 679 01:02:04,233 --> 01:02:07,606 Did you know, on average, that 12 old ladies a year... 680 01:02:07,756 --> 01:02:11,595 ...die by their cats? Eaten alive. 681 01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:14,797 - Here's the stats man again. - No, really, I'm serious. 682 01:02:14,897 --> 01:02:17,104 I'm not talking about the ones who just... 683 01:02:17,204 --> 01:02:19,714 ...horde like 78 of them in their single-wide trailer. 684 01:02:19,814 --> 01:02:22,805 Sometimes, it's the ones that just have one or two of 'em. 685 01:02:22,905 --> 01:02:25,741 They forget to feed 'em one night and the the next thing you know... 686 01:02:25,841 --> 01:02:27,984 ...bam! Kitten chow. (SQUEALING LAUGH) 687 01:02:28,084 --> 01:02:30,659 And you cat people are notoriously violent. 688 01:02:30,759 --> 01:02:32,536 - No. - Yes. 689 01:02:32,636 --> 01:02:36,152 And another thing, cats are just so dumb. 690 01:02:36,252 --> 01:02:40,156 Now dogs, that is a smart animal. 691 01:02:40,256 --> 01:02:41,878 Cats are way smarter than dogs. 692 01:02:41,978 --> 01:02:43,539 - Oh, really? - Mm-hm. 693 01:02:43,639 --> 01:02:46,996 How many drug-sniffing cats have you heard of? 694 01:02:47,096 --> 01:02:48,899 - 12. (HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM) 695 01:02:49,999 --> 01:02:52,601 - What was that? - Sounded like it was Carrie. 696 01:02:52,701 --> 01:02:54,924 (FEMALE SCREAM) 697 01:02:55,024 --> 01:02:57,065 (SCREAMING) 698 01:03:03,846 --> 01:03:05,895 (SCREAMS) 699 01:03:06,565 --> 01:03:08,117 Carrie? 700 01:03:08,217 --> 01:03:10,087 Stay with me. 701 01:03:15,925 --> 01:03:17,956 (SCREAMS) 702 01:03:29,055 --> 01:03:30,963 (SCREECHY JANGLING MUSIC) 703 01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:41,418 - Dirk! - I'm sorry! It was a reaction. 704 01:03:41,838 --> 01:03:44,054 Fuck, run! 705 01:03:44,403 --> 01:03:46,040 Go! 706 01:03:50,759 --> 01:03:52,995 Get the keys, get the keys, get the keys. 707 01:03:53,095 --> 01:03:56,259 - Quickly, go, go, go, go, go. - Alright, alright, alright! 708 01:03:57,616 --> 01:03:59,053 - Shit. (WAILING) 709 01:04:01,253 --> 01:04:03,759 CHRISTINE: What are you doing? Oh, my God! 710 01:04:03,859 --> 01:04:05,876 (GARBLED SCREAMING) 711 01:04:06,776 --> 01:04:09,582 - Yo, zombie bitch. (EPIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 712 01:04:12,465 --> 01:04:14,461 (WEAPON FIRES) 713 01:04:18,387 --> 01:04:20,857 Carrie, what happened to you? 714 01:04:21,657 --> 01:04:23,694 You were my BFF. 715 01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:26,195 Why? Why? 716 01:04:26,295 --> 01:04:29,065 Something tells me she's not your friend anymore. 717 01:04:29,165 --> 01:04:30,933 What the fuck is going on? 718 01:04:31,033 --> 01:04:33,903 I don't think we should stick around to find out. 719 01:04:34,403 --> 01:04:36,825 (ENRAGED GROWLING) (CHRISTINE SCREAMING) 720 01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:41,247 Dirk, Dirk! 721 01:04:41,577 --> 01:04:44,063 (DIRK YELLING) (CHRISTINE SCREAMING) 722 01:04:47,483 --> 01:04:49,542 (THUDDING BASS MUSIC) 723 01:05:02,365 --> 01:05:04,900 No, no, no! 724 01:05:07,236 --> 01:05:09,038 Get off! 725 01:05:09,138 --> 01:05:11,073 (WEAPON FIRES) 726 01:05:11,173 --> 01:05:13,261 (WEAPON FIRES) 727 01:05:18,714 --> 01:05:20,777 (HEAVY BREATHING) 728 01:05:41,137 --> 01:05:43,172 CHRISTINE: Are you okay? 729 01:05:43,272 --> 01:05:45,795 Yeah, I think so. Are you okay? 730 01:05:45,895 --> 01:05:49,580 No, what the hell is going on and why wouldn't that guy just die? 731 01:05:50,146 --> 01:05:52,109 I don't know. 732 01:05:52,881 --> 01:05:55,744 My God, I'm calling the police. 733 01:06:01,223 --> 01:06:05,028 Hi, yes, police? You gotta send someone quick. 734 01:06:06,128 --> 01:06:08,531 My best friend just tried to kill me. 735 01:06:09,031 --> 01:06:12,049 I think it's something she ate or she's on her period. 736 01:06:13,869 --> 01:06:15,940 (ZIPPER ZIPS) 737 01:06:24,380 --> 01:06:26,450 The Redwood Motel. 738 01:06:26,999 --> 01:06:30,489 Christine. Yes, please, hurry. 739 01:06:32,821 --> 01:06:34,892 Have you seen my keys? 740 01:06:36,525 --> 01:06:38,395 Oh, Carrie. 741 01:06:53,642 --> 01:06:55,911 (LOW THRUMMING PERCUSSION) 742 01:07:03,185 --> 01:07:05,879 Come on, come to daddy. 743 01:07:06,322 --> 01:07:08,158 Oh, Carrie. 744 01:07:11,594 --> 01:07:13,659 (SOFT SOBBING) 745 01:07:30,846 --> 01:07:32,920 (MALIGNANT VIOLIN MELODY) 746 01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:41,427 What, no, no, no, no! No! 747 01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:43,964 - Dirk! (AGGRESSIVE GROWLS) 748 01:07:49,498 --> 01:07:51,556 (PAINED GRUNT) 749 01:07:55,838 --> 01:07:58,509 Carrie, please let go of me. 750 01:08:00,509 --> 01:08:02,947 Carrie, please let go of me. 751 01:08:04,697 --> 01:08:06,701 (PAINED GRUNTS) 752 01:08:16,525 --> 01:08:18,531 (THUDDING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 753 01:08:22,064 --> 01:08:24,110 (SOFT CRIES) 754 01:08:28,137 --> 01:08:30,174 Kick her in the vag. 755 01:08:33,859 --> 01:08:36,399 (SQUELCHING) (WHIMPERING CRIES) 756 01:08:47,005 --> 01:08:49,077 (WET SQUELCH) 757 01:09:01,887 --> 01:09:04,152 (THUD) (EPIC INSTRUMENTAL) 758 01:09:23,609 --> 01:09:26,159 (WEAPON FIRES) (DISTRESSED CRIES) 759 01:09:27,529 --> 01:09:29,205 (WEAPON FIRES) 760 01:09:29,865 --> 01:09:31,926 (SOBBING WHIMPERS) 761 01:09:39,775 --> 01:09:42,009 - Are you okay? - No! 762 01:09:42,378 --> 01:09:44,014 DIRK: Fuck. 763 01:09:50,753 --> 01:09:52,670 Go, go, go, go. 764 01:09:54,189 --> 01:09:57,218 - Yo, shorty, where's my Ginger Snaps? - Brooklyn... 765 01:09:57,318 --> 01:10:00,809 ...I'm gonna need you to listen to me very carefully. 766 01:10:01,664 --> 01:10:05,067 Who the fuck invited John McClain? And what's with the burner, John. 767 01:10:05,167 --> 01:10:08,937 It's for protection. And you need to listen to your friend. 768 01:10:09,037 --> 01:10:11,974 Yo, only pussies carry guns. You see these right here? 769 01:10:12,074 --> 01:10:14,276 - Yo, you see these? - Brooklyn! 770 01:10:14,376 --> 01:10:16,928 Carrie's dead and she's trying to kill us. 771 01:10:18,981 --> 01:10:20,639 Who the fuck is Carrie? 772 01:10:22,251 --> 01:10:24,096 She's still out there. 773 01:10:26,188 --> 01:10:28,891 - Are you guys for real? - No bullshit. 774 01:10:28,991 --> 01:10:30,862 Take a look for yourself. 775 01:10:33,061 --> 01:10:35,080 (SUSPENSEFUL THRUMMING MUSIC) 776 01:10:46,608 --> 01:10:48,544 I don't see no dead bitch. 777 01:10:48,644 --> 01:10:52,181 Fuck, fuck, oh, what the fuck? 778 01:10:52,281 --> 01:10:54,950 - Get me out, get the fuck out. - Hey, hey, relax! 779 01:10:55,050 --> 01:10:57,353 We have to stay calm, alright? 780 01:10:57,453 --> 01:11:01,302 - And who the fuck are you? - I'm the guy that's gonna save your ass. 781 01:11:01,757 --> 01:11:03,793 Call me Dirk. 782 01:11:04,526 --> 01:11:07,798 What? Is this guy for real? 783 01:11:14,837 --> 01:11:17,410 (GRAVEL CRUNCHING) (OMINOUS INSTRUMENTAL) 784 01:11:38,927 --> 01:11:42,765 OFFICER: Hey, dispatch? What was the address on that location, again? 785 01:11:43,138 --> 01:11:46,171 DISPATCHER: 713 Brandel Road, so roger that. 786 01:11:48,470 --> 01:11:51,407 OFFICER: Yeah, roger that, I'm on location. 787 01:11:51,507 --> 01:11:54,112 I don't see any signs of disturbance. 788 01:11:57,713 --> 01:11:59,799 (LOW GROWLING) 789 01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:04,887 Come on, come on, little Freddy, let's get out of here. 790 01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:08,924 Yeah, I'm not gay, I'm not gay, this could happen to anybody, right? 791 01:12:09,024 --> 01:12:11,193 Oh, what am I gonna tell my priest? 792 01:12:11,293 --> 01:12:13,129 Oh, fuck. 793 01:12:14,530 --> 01:12:16,599 (BANGING ON DOOR) 794 01:12:16,799 --> 01:12:19,668 - Who is it? - OFFICER: Police, open up. 795 01:12:20,258 --> 01:12:23,397 - Really? - OFFICER: Yeah, really, open the door. 796 01:12:24,907 --> 01:12:26,675 Just a minute. 797 01:12:26,775 --> 01:12:30,395 - OFFICER: Sir, open the door. - FREDDY: Just one more second. 798 01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:34,150 OFFICER: Open the door, now. 799 01:12:35,250 --> 01:12:37,920 - Open the door, now! - I'm kinda busy right now. 800 01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:40,689 If you'll leave your name, your number at the tone... 801 01:12:40,789 --> 01:12:43,525 ...I'll be sure to get back to you as soon as possible, beep. 802 01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:47,638 OFFICER: Sir, I'm gonna give you a count of three and then I'm gonna kick the door in. 803 01:12:47,746 --> 01:12:50,488 - One. Two. - Hold on, one minute. 804 01:12:52,234 --> 01:12:53,870 Three! 805 01:12:54,209 --> 01:12:56,104 (DOOR CLANGS) 806 01:12:56,204 --> 01:13:00,200 - What's going on in here? - Nothing, man, we were just sleeping. 807 01:13:01,977 --> 01:13:05,449 - Sir. - Sir, he's dead tired. 808 01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:13,722 (SIGHS) 809 01:13:13,822 --> 01:13:15,257 (SNIFFS) (CLEARS THROAT) 810 01:13:15,357 --> 01:13:17,343 Why are you guys so close together? 811 01:13:18,694 --> 01:13:22,565 Um, we just finished, you know. 812 01:13:30,736 --> 01:13:33,393 (CHUCKLING) You guys from like California or something? 813 01:13:34,242 --> 01:13:38,114 No, we're just headed towards the beach and we just stopped here for the night. 814 01:13:38,614 --> 01:13:40,949 Yeah, what happened to your head? 815 01:13:41,049 --> 01:13:43,020 I got caught on a zipper? 816 01:13:46,622 --> 01:13:50,359 Did you guys hear any other kind of noises or anything? Like screams or something? 817 01:13:50,459 --> 01:13:53,096 FREDDY: Besides us? No, not really. 818 01:13:53,859 --> 01:13:56,081 Well, how 'bout you keep it down, then, huh? 819 01:13:56,181 --> 01:13:58,618 Yes, sir, thank you. 820 01:13:59,034 --> 01:14:01,070 (JASON MOANS) 821 01:14:02,170 --> 01:14:03,405 What was that? 822 01:14:03,505 --> 01:14:07,075 Nothing, he's just having a bad dream. Isn't that right, baby? 823 01:14:07,175 --> 01:14:09,650 (KISSES) Oh, come on, go to sleep. 824 01:14:11,079 --> 01:14:15,286 - You guys just be safe. - You too, sir, have a good night. 825 01:14:20,822 --> 01:14:23,342 How could I think your balls were two clits? 826 01:14:25,727 --> 01:14:27,820 (SUSPENSEFUL STRING MUSIC) 827 01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:34,003 - Freeze! - Thank God, officer. 828 01:14:34,203 --> 01:14:36,278 Why don't you put that gun down, right now. 829 01:14:36,378 --> 01:14:38,640 - Yo, he's Dirk. - Quiet! 830 01:14:38,740 --> 01:14:41,877 - Your gun, sir. - Okay. I'm putting it down. 831 01:14:41,977 --> 01:14:44,614 We're the ones that called you, sir. 832 01:14:45,464 --> 01:14:48,179 - DIRK: Nice and easy, here you go. - CHRISTINE: Someone or something... 833 01:14:48,279 --> 01:14:51,527 - ...is trying to kill us. - Back away slowly. 834 01:14:51,787 --> 01:14:53,858 Keep your hands where I can see 'em. 835 01:14:56,424 --> 01:15:01,129 - Why aren't you listening to us? - Miss. Hands where I can see 'em. 836 01:15:01,229 --> 01:15:03,301 (WHISTLES) 837 01:15:05,767 --> 01:15:08,537 - Hey, Dispatch. - Sir? 838 01:15:08,637 --> 01:15:10,639 DISPATCHER: Go for dispatch. 839 01:15:11,039 --> 01:15:15,227 Dispatch, yeah, I'm over at the motel and I don't know what the hell's going on over here. 840 01:15:15,944 --> 01:15:17,646 Yeah. Miss! 841 01:15:17,746 --> 01:15:22,087 - Back up, stay vertical. - Zombies is what's going on! 842 01:15:22,187 --> 01:15:27,556 You motherfucking prick. So tell them to send for the fucking SWAT team... 843 01:15:27,756 --> 01:15:30,159 - ...and bring your motherfucking Army. - Christine? 844 01:15:30,259 --> 01:15:34,870 And between all of those fucks, tell them to pray for a fucking miracle... 845 01:15:34,970 --> 01:15:37,616 ...that I don't shove a fireball up your ass! 846 01:15:37,716 --> 01:15:40,319 - Christine! - What? 847 01:15:41,637 --> 01:15:44,440 Young lady, do not move! 848 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:45,692 - Sir? - Miss! 849 01:15:45,792 --> 01:15:47,409 - Sir? - What? 850 01:15:47,509 --> 01:15:49,381 - Behind you. (MUSIC SWELLS) 851 01:15:53,599 --> 01:15:55,462 - What the fuck? (RHYTHMIC BREATHING) 852 01:15:56,952 --> 01:15:59,054 - Yo, put that shit away. (MEASURED GROWLING) 853 01:15:59,154 --> 01:16:01,022 Hey, freeze! 854 01:16:01,122 --> 01:16:03,074 (SUSTAINED GROWL) 855 01:16:03,174 --> 01:16:05,460 (OFFICER SCREAMING) 856 01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:07,632 - I'm never jerking off again. (OFFICER SCREAMING) 857 01:16:10,132 --> 01:16:12,697 (FLESH SIZZLING) 858 01:16:18,874 --> 01:16:20,308 (FREDDY GRUNTING) 859 01:16:20,408 --> 01:16:23,012 Oh, what the fuck? 860 01:16:26,949 --> 01:16:29,387 What the fuck, this sucks so bad. 861 01:16:30,769 --> 01:16:32,856 Worst spring break ever. 862 01:16:33,855 --> 01:16:36,145 (SUSPENSEFUL ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 863 01:16:37,225 --> 01:16:39,961 Jason, what the fuck, dude? 864 01:16:40,061 --> 01:16:42,145 What the fuck? Stop. 865 01:16:43,331 --> 01:16:45,335 What the fuck? 866 01:16:45,667 --> 01:16:47,204 No. 867 01:16:48,787 --> 01:16:52,241 - Jason, what the fuck, man? (STRIDENT MUSICAL VOCALIZATION) 868 01:16:53,241 --> 01:16:56,082 Jason, what the fuck are you doing, man? 869 01:16:56,182 --> 01:16:58,146 Jason, stop. 870 01:16:58,246 --> 01:17:01,149 Jason. No. Jason! 871 01:17:01,249 --> 01:17:04,900 You will not go out that door. No, I will not be seen like this. 872 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:08,669 No! Stop it! You're not gonna make me gay! 873 01:17:11,693 --> 01:17:15,116 No, Jason, stop! Stop! (FORCEFUL GRUNTING) 874 01:17:16,965 --> 01:17:20,972 Ah, I'm not gonna die like this. I'm not gonna die like this. 875 01:17:22,537 --> 01:17:24,830 (PAINED GRUNTS) 876 01:17:29,211 --> 01:17:31,219 (BONES CRACKING) 877 01:17:39,438 --> 01:17:42,141 - DIRK: Come on - Come on, the keys, the keys. 878 01:17:42,241 --> 01:17:44,763 Come on, the keys! 879 01:17:44,863 --> 01:17:46,746 I'm fucked! 880 01:17:48,586 --> 01:17:51,100 (MUTED SCREAMS) (FEROCIOUS YOWLS) 881 01:17:54,436 --> 01:17:56,481 (WEAPON FIRING) 882 01:17:59,374 --> 01:18:01,576 (GLASS SQUEAKING) 883 01:18:06,698 --> 01:18:08,266 (THUDS) 884 01:18:08,366 --> 01:18:10,783 Run! Run! 885 01:18:13,308 --> 01:18:15,935 (SNARLING) (WEAPON FIRING) 886 01:18:18,393 --> 01:18:20,098 (PAINED GRUNTS) 887 01:18:20,198 --> 01:18:22,458 (THRUMMING PERCUSSIVE MUSIC) 888 01:18:37,509 --> 01:18:39,560 (WHIMPERING) 889 01:18:50,812 --> 01:18:52,628 Wake up! 890 01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:54,931 Pam? 891 01:18:56,164 --> 01:18:58,236 (SLOW PIANO MELODY) 892 01:19:08,543 --> 01:19:11,044 (SQUELCHING CHOMP) (STRUGGLING GROANS) 893 01:19:20,722 --> 01:19:23,133 (STOMPING THUDS) 894 01:19:27,245 --> 01:19:29,167 (TERRIFIED WHIMPERS) 895 01:19:54,656 --> 01:19:56,722 (MUTED FOOTSTEPS) 896 01:19:58,994 --> 01:20:01,150 (AGGRESSIVE GROWL) 897 01:20:08,169 --> 01:20:10,220 (DISCORDANT INSTRUMENTAL MELODY) 898 01:20:18,380 --> 01:20:20,477 (DEMONIC VOCALIZATION) 899 01:20:58,319 --> 01:21:00,413 (CHOKING) 900 01:21:26,481 --> 01:21:28,834 (SQUELCHING FLESH) 901 01:21:30,418 --> 01:21:32,254 Fuck me. 902 01:21:34,039 --> 01:21:35,908 - You've been fucked. (WEAPON FIRES) 903 01:21:36,358 --> 01:21:38,419 (HYSTERICAL WHIMPERS) 904 01:21:42,030 --> 01:21:43,902 (METALLIC THUD) 905 01:21:44,002 --> 01:21:46,020 (HORRIFIED WHIMPERS) 906 01:21:50,839 --> 01:21:52,607 You okay? 907 01:21:52,707 --> 01:21:54,277 - Yeah. (RATTLING) 908 01:21:55,877 --> 01:21:57,891 (WET SQUELCH) 909 01:22:04,786 --> 01:22:06,620 Thank you. 910 01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:09,661 You know, it's a good night for America. 911 01:22:09,761 --> 01:22:11,363 - What? (METALLIC CLANG) 912 01:22:16,431 --> 01:22:18,247 (PAINED GROANS) 913 01:22:43,758 --> 01:22:45,827 (WEAPON FIRES) 914 01:22:45,927 --> 01:22:47,939 (WATER RUNNING) 915 01:23:03,344 --> 01:23:05,395 (METALLIC CLANG) 916 01:23:09,684 --> 01:23:11,717 (SQUELCH) 917 01:23:14,389 --> 01:23:16,470 (CREEPY JANGLING INSTRUMENTAL) 918 01:23:25,466 --> 01:23:27,474 (MUFFLED SCREAMS) 919 01:23:35,043 --> 01:23:37,103 (MUFFLED SCREAMS) 920 01:23:40,388 --> 01:23:43,929 Now, I don't know what you kids want here, but... 921 01:23:46,163 --> 01:23:48,039 ...I like it. 922 01:23:58,199 --> 01:24:00,118 - I feel you. (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) 923 01:24:24,492 --> 01:24:27,095 You know what I could go for right now? 924 01:24:27,695 --> 01:24:31,200 I could go for some fresh finger food. 925 01:24:31,833 --> 01:24:33,902 (SCREAMS INCREASING) 926 01:24:34,802 --> 01:24:38,573 - How 'bout you, honey? - One each! 927 01:24:38,673 --> 01:24:40,943 How about it, son? 928 01:24:49,550 --> 01:24:51,771 (SCREAMING INCREASES) 929 01:25:02,130 --> 01:25:04,000 - What the hell? (FURIOUS GROWLING) 930 01:25:07,722 --> 01:25:09,728 (SQUELCHES) 931 01:25:21,983 --> 01:25:23,846 Shoot him in the brains! 932 01:25:24,686 --> 01:25:26,688 (WEAPON FIRES) 933 01:25:28,623 --> 01:25:30,707 Shoot him in the other brain. 934 01:25:33,561 --> 01:25:36,067 (WEAPON FIRES) (LONG PAINED GROAN) 935 01:25:39,867 --> 01:25:41,906 (INHUMAN LYRICAL GROANING) 936 01:25:52,413 --> 01:25:54,224 (WET SQUELCH) 937 01:26:09,864 --> 01:26:10,992 Come on! 938 01:26:11,092 --> 01:26:13,188 (TRIUMPHANT INSTRUMENTAL) 939 01:26:14,882 --> 01:26:16,946 (ELECTRONIC BUZZ) 940 01:26:23,568 --> 01:26:26,582 Come on, gimme the keys, go! 941 01:26:39,894 --> 01:26:41,929 Let's check the fuck out. 942 01:26:42,897 --> 01:26:45,701 BOTH: No! No! No! 943 01:26:45,933 --> 01:26:47,948 (GROWLING) (SCREAMING) 944 01:26:48,048 --> 01:26:49,765 Dirk! 945 01:27:47,929 --> 01:27:49,494 Fuck you, bitch. 946 01:27:49,594 --> 01:27:51,636 (PAINED SCREAMING) 947 01:27:56,721 --> 01:27:59,012 (HEAVY PERCUSSIVE ORCHESTRATION) 948 01:28:12,854 --> 01:28:14,924 Penis. 949 01:28:15,024 --> 01:28:17,093 Penis. 950 01:28:17,524 --> 01:28:19,311 Penis. 951 01:28:19,411 --> 01:28:21,880 I want penis. 952 01:28:23,130 --> 01:28:25,814 Penis in my butt. 953 01:28:25,914 --> 01:28:30,506 I want penis in my butt. 954 01:28:32,993 --> 01:28:35,324 (THUDS) 955 01:28:42,984 --> 01:28:44,620 Fucker! 956 01:28:51,726 --> 01:28:53,528 (SCREAMING) 957 01:28:53,628 --> 01:28:56,072 (BOTH SCREAMING) 958 01:29:05,806 --> 01:29:07,877 (UPTEMPO VIOLIN MELODY) 959 01:29:22,457 --> 01:29:24,327 I wanna go home. 960 01:29:25,926 --> 01:29:27,763 I'll drive. 961 01:29:29,797 --> 01:29:31,701 (DOORS SLAM) 962 01:29:40,875 --> 01:29:42,892 (MELLOW INSTRUMENTAL) 963 01:29:55,105 --> 01:29:57,169 (JANGLING DISCORD) 964 01:29:59,226 --> 01:30:01,556 (MELLOW GUITAR) 965 01:30:24,418 --> 01:30:28,024 Hey, I just wanted to say thank you. 966 01:30:28,940 --> 01:30:30,776 You're welcome. 967 01:30:31,175 --> 01:30:33,393 And, hey, thanks for, uh... 968 01:30:41,369 --> 01:30:43,390 (HAWK CRIES) 969 01:30:45,172 --> 01:30:48,575 - Oh, my God! - What? What is it? 970 01:30:48,675 --> 01:30:50,676 (OMINOUS MELODY) 971 01:30:59,253 --> 01:31:01,188 What did you do to me? 972 01:31:01,288 --> 01:31:04,058 I didn't know! I must be immune. 973 01:31:04,158 --> 01:31:06,996 - Stay away from me! - Christine! 974 01:31:08,029 --> 01:31:11,138 - Christine! - Stay away from me, you stay... 975 01:31:11,238 --> 01:31:13,249 (SCREECHING THUD) 976 01:31:20,407 --> 01:31:23,458 EUGENE: Are you one a them? Are you one of them? 977 01:31:23,658 --> 01:31:25,314 No. 978 01:31:26,681 --> 01:31:28,556 - WOODY: Oh, shit! (WEAPONS FIRING) 979 01:31:36,407 --> 01:31:38,411 Was she one of them? 980 01:31:39,460 --> 01:31:41,028 She was pretty. 981 01:31:41,128 --> 01:31:44,332 Yeah, she was. 982 01:31:44,432 --> 01:31:45,900 Where you headed? 983 01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:49,103 South. That's where my family is. 984 01:31:49,203 --> 01:31:51,572 We just came from south, man, it's fucking chaos. 985 01:31:51,672 --> 01:31:54,609 - Fuckers are everywhere. - Is there anyone left? 986 01:31:54,709 --> 01:31:56,545 A few. 987 01:31:58,345 --> 01:32:00,515 - Where you going? - South. 988 01:32:00,615 --> 01:32:02,783 Didn't you hear what we just said? Ain't nothing down there. 989 01:32:02,883 --> 01:32:04,986 I'll take my chances. 990 01:32:05,086 --> 01:32:07,422 EUGENE: What exactly do you think you gonna do? 991 01:32:07,522 --> 01:32:11,692 Earth just Googled hero, and I came up number one. 992 01:32:11,992 --> 01:32:13,578 - What the... (CRUNCH) 993 01:32:13,678 --> 01:32:17,348 ♪ And there was nothing left to do but die ♪ 994 01:32:17,448 --> 01:32:20,084 ♪ But now I think I see the light ♪ 995 01:32:20,184 --> 01:32:23,621 ♪ I think I see the light through the crack in my coffin ♪ 996 01:32:23,721 --> 01:32:27,823 ♪ I think I see the light, I think I see the light ♪ 997 01:32:27,923 --> 01:32:33,030 ♪ I think I see the light and my soul is gonna be alright ♪ 998 01:32:33,130 --> 01:32:35,700 ♪ Because I think I see the light ♪ 999 01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:39,270 ♪ I think I see the light through the crack in my coffin ♪ 1000 01:32:39,370 --> 01:32:43,407 ♪ I think I see the light, I think I see the light ♪ 1001 01:32:43,507 --> 01:32:48,853 ♪ I think I see the light and my soul is gonna be alright ♪ 1002 01:32:48,953 --> 01:32:52,937 ♪ I was already packed and all ready to go ♪ 1003 01:32:53,037 --> 01:32:56,821 ♪ When the reaper came a-calling ♪ 1004 01:32:56,921 --> 01:33:00,624 ♪ I was praying to the Lord, please come and save my soul ♪ 1005 01:33:00,724 --> 01:33:04,696 ♪ While my body was a-thawing ♪ 1006 01:33:04,796 --> 01:33:08,709 ♪ My body is deceased, my body is deceased ♪ 1007 01:33:08,809 --> 01:33:12,636 ♪ My body is deceased and the worms are gonna feast ♪ 1008 01:33:12,736 --> 01:33:16,307 ♪ My body is deceased, my body is deceased ♪ 1009 01:33:16,407 --> 01:33:19,835 ♪ But I think I finally see the light ♪ 1010 01:33:19,935 --> 01:33:22,513 ♪ Oh, yeah, I think I see the light ♪ 1011 01:33:22,613 --> 01:33:26,083 ♪ I think I see the light through the crack in my coffin ♪ 1012 01:33:26,183 --> 01:33:30,354 ♪ I think I see the light, I think I see the light ♪ 1013 01:33:30,454 --> 01:33:35,660 ♪ I think I see the light and my soul is gonna be alright ♪ 1014 01:33:35,760 --> 01:33:39,797 ♪ I was already packed and all ready to go ♪ 1015 01:33:39,897 --> 01:33:43,651 ♪ When the reaper came a-calling ♪ 1016 01:33:43,751 --> 01:33:47,404 ♪ I was praying to the Lord, please come and save my soul ♪ 1017 01:33:47,504 --> 01:33:51,575 ♪ While my body was a thawing ♪ 1018 01:33:51,675 --> 01:33:55,529 ♪ My body is deceased, my body is deceased ♪ 1019 01:33:55,629 --> 01:33:59,483 ♪ My body is deceased and the worms are gonna feast ♪ 1020 01:33:59,583 --> 01:34:03,120 ♪ My body is deceased, my body is deceased ♪ 1021 01:34:03,220 --> 01:34:06,650 ♪ But I think I finally see the light ♪ 1022 01:34:06,750 --> 01:34:09,326 ♪ Oh, yeah, I think I see the light ♪ 1023 01:34:09,426 --> 01:34:12,863 ♪ I think I see the light through the crack in my coffin ♪ 1024 01:34:12,963 --> 01:34:17,134 ♪ I think I see the light, I think I see the light ♪ 1025 01:34:17,234 --> 01:34:22,273 ♪ I think I see the light and my soul is gonna be all right ♪ 1026 01:34:22,373 --> 01:34:26,643 ♪ Yeah, I was already packed and all ready to go ♪ 1027 01:34:26,743 --> 01:34:30,381 ♪ When the reaper came a-calling ♪ 1028 01:34:30,481 --> 01:34:34,168 ♪ I was praying to the Lord, won't you come and save my soul ♪ 1029 01:34:34,268 --> 01:34:38,155 ♪ While my body was a-thawing ♪ 1030 01:34:38,255 --> 01:34:42,293 ♪ They put me in the ground, they put me in the ground ♪ 1031 01:34:42,393 --> 01:34:46,263 ♪ The preacher said a prayer as they were lowering me down ♪ 1032 01:34:46,363 --> 01:34:49,533 ♪ They put me in the ground, they put me in the ground ♪ 1033 01:34:49,633 --> 01:34:53,350 ♪ But I think I finally see the light ♪ 1034 01:34:53,450 --> 01:34:55,993 ♪ Oh, yeah, I think I see the light ♪ 1035 01:34:56,093 --> 01:34:59,443 ♪ I think I see the light through the crack in my coffin ♪ 1036 01:34:59,543 --> 01:35:03,947 ♪ I think I see the light, I think I see the light ♪ 1037 01:35:04,047 --> 01:35:08,903 ♪ I think I see the light and my soul is gonna be alright ♪ 1038 01:35:09,003 --> 01:35:11,168 ♪ Because I think I see the light ♪ 1039 01:35:11,268 --> 01:35:15,159 ♪ I think I see the light through the crack in my coffin ♪ 1040 01:35:15,259 --> 01:35:19,211 ♪ I think I see the light, I think I see the light ♪ 1041 01:35:19,311 --> 01:35:24,735 ♪ I think I see the light and my soul is gonna be alright ♪ 1042 01:35:24,835 --> 01:35:28,622 ♪ And my soul is gonna be alright ♪ 1043 01:35:28,722 --> 01:35:31,196 - ♪ And my soul is gonna... ♪♪ ("MEAN MOTHERFUCKER BLUES") 1044 01:35:52,513 --> 01:35:57,167 ♪ I woke up one morning and I kicked my dog ♪ 1045 01:35:57,267 --> 01:36:02,773 ♪ I beat my neighbor's head in with a big maple log ♪ 1046 01:36:02,873 --> 01:36:06,877 ♪ Then I called his big fat hairy wife a big fat hairy slob ♪ 1047 01:36:06,977 --> 01:36:09,647 ♪ I had the blues ♪ 1048 01:36:10,097 --> 01:36:14,189 ♪ The mean motherfucker blues ♪ (GUITAR BRIDGE) 1049 01:36:33,670 --> 01:36:38,292 ♪ Then I stole this car and I headed downtown ♪ 1050 01:36:38,392 --> 01:36:43,447 ♪ Saw the paperboy, I ran that little bastard down ♪ 1051 01:36:43,547 --> 01:36:47,884 ♪ Threw it in reverse and squashed his brains into the ground ♪ 1052 01:36:47,984 --> 01:36:50,621 ♪ I had the blues ♪ 1053 01:36:51,121 --> 01:36:55,130 ♪ The mean motherfucker blues ♪ (GUITAR BRIDGE) 1054 01:37:14,511 --> 01:37:18,949 ♪ I was doing 90 and I heard that siren wail ♪ 1055 01:37:19,049 --> 01:37:24,255 ♪ Cop pulls me over, says he's taking me to jail ♪ 1056 01:37:29,927 --> 01:37:36,902 (MYSTERIOUS PIANO MUSIC) (RHYTHMIC THRUMMING) 1057 01:37:37,050 --> 01:38:20,050 Improved & Synced by BanglarBagh96028

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