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Liberty, this is control.
Requesting lunar orbit status.
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Control, this is Liberty.
Touch down in t-minus 20 and counting.
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Approaching Terminator line.
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Roger that. Be advised
radio stat on contact.
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Roger that. 7/10 plus VGX,
landing window is optimal.
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Landing vector approved.
Initiate 3rd phase.
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Begin descend prep, Liberty
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Approaching landing
coordinates Delta, VGC 7-3-11
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Looking good. Landing vector optimum.
Touch down in t-minus 12
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11, 10, 9...
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8, 7, 6...
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5, 4, 3...
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2, 1.
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- And now lets, uh, drop the banners.
- Oh, for God's... Must we?
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- The Eagle has landed, baby! Ha-ha!
- Please, keep that fool off the main frequency.
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One small step for the man, that's one small
step for the man, that's one small step...
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That's...
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One small step for the man... one small...
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That's one small step for man, one giant...
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Aargghh!! Oh, shit!
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"Neil Armstrong, look out!"
Another quote for the ages
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May shit your face and help me up!
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Easy now, come on. Come on!
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- Go!
- No-no-no, stay, stay!
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Okay, and... and... got it.
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- Try not to get hurt, huh?
- Okay
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Thanks, man
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Hey! What am I supposed to do now?
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Why don't you go and sit that flag
up over there by the rocks... whatever.
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- We go live in 15 minutes.
- Oh!
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Okay. No problem.
I can do that.
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There you are, flaggy flag
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Oh God, these pants are tight!
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No!!
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Mission control I can confirm
vast quantities of Helium-3.
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- The readings are even stronger this way.
- What? You're breaking up...
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- Please be adviced you may
be nearing a radio shadow...
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Adjust communica... freq...
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No fucking way!
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Hey Sand, what you doin' with that thing
hopping around over there?
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I thought you were supposed to
be taking some photos of me?
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- Washington, have you got a visual on ...
- What was that, Houston?
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- Hey Washington, it's Helium-3.
- What?
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It's a Helium-3 mine. Get over here! Hey,
there's something over here you need to see.
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No, Sanders! SANDERS!!
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San... Ohh!
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Oh God!
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Houston! Houston! Son-of-a-bitch.
I need to get the hell out of here!!
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I must be trippin'...
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Sieg Heil, Moon Youth Unterführerin
Renate Richter!
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Heil Hitler!
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Boys and girls, please sit down.
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Dieter, don't you know
where to put your behind?
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Miss Richter, it's the 65th birthday
of the Moon Fuhrer so we should say
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"Heil Kortzfleisch"!
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You're such an exemplary boy.
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Today, we'll start
with the most unpatriotic language.
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It's the language we need to know
when we return to those -
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who need our help.
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In English, now.
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Where are we from?
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- Siegfried.
- The Earth.
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Yes, more specifically?
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- Gertruda?
- Germany!
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And when did we leave?
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- Brunhilda.
- 1945.
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- And where did we go?
- The Dark side of the Moon.
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Brilliant.
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So...
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- Who is this?
- Capitalists!
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- And this!
- Bolsheviks.
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- And all the rest?
- Untermenchen!
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And, meine Lieblinge...
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what do we say when
we return to Earth?
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And those poor, starving children...
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those uneducated, unloved...
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unclothed rebels...
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as they put us, the Master race.
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When we step off our ship...
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bearing our love...
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our wisdom, our kindness...
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Again, meine Lieblinge - what do we say?
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We come in peace!
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Attention! A Song Moment
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Heil Hitler!
- Hitler...
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What is that, Mr. Adler?
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- A spy from the Earth.
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I captured him myself. He seems to
be the leader of the shock troops.
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Mr. Adler, is this... is this a joke?
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Dammit, shit!
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What the hell are you?
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Brother, may you better recognize?
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What, last name Washington,
first name James?
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I mean, anybody? Anybody?
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What, dont't you watch the news? Agh!
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What do you mean, "What the hell am I?"
Now, what the hell are you?
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I mean, look at you, man
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looking like a Mardi Gras parade reject.
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Who you supposed to be anyway?
Ah, Prince Harry?
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Mr. Adler? Mr. Adler! You speak
English. What did he say?
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Hey, what does a brother have to do
to get a drink around here?
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I'm like Serengeti-dry within this beast!
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The Great Dictator
by Charlie Chaplin.
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It is one of the world
famous short films.
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Which illustrates in just ten minutes, his wish
that one day, the entire world would be held
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in the Great Führer's
wise and gentle hands.
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- Any questions?
- I have a question... Meine Hertz.
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Herr Adler!
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In my classroom we adhere to a strictly
formal manner of addressing one another.
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To what do we owe the
honor of this visit?
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Herr Nachrichtenübermittlungsoberführer
Adler?
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We capture an earthling.
Your expertise is required.
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- What's up today in the canteen?
- I heard, Sauerkraut.
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- Again! Three times a week we eat Führer sauerkraut?
- Hey! Hey, Sauerkraut, right?
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No-no-no, no. I love [piece] of Sauerkraut!
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Yeah...
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Yeah... and, um... kindergarten!
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Man, LOVE kindergarten.
I mean, [mess] did in it, actually.
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And-and-and... Volkswagen!
Huh? Fahrvergnügen! Hey!
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German words, right?
You know, this is it.
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Where I come from, we speak German, too.
We know...
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Oh! Damn, you will be sorry
you did that, white boy!
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Capture him! No! Capture him! Don't shoot!
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There is a male Negro.
Unarmed, but may be dangerous.
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What does he look like?
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Where does he come from'?
What is he wearing?
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How do I look?
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Like they say in English...
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You are a knockout!
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How do I get out of here?
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Thanks lady.
Have a nice day.
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No, Mr. Untermensch. That is the...
airlock. NO!!
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You... you might want to... cover up a bit.
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All good?
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- -Klaus! Don't shoot. We need him for tests...
- No, no no. I wouldn't do that if I was you.
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Listen to me, listen to me!
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I know a lot of important people!
They're very important people.
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I even know the President of
the United States of America.
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Now now, as you kill me, then that's
just a really fucked up situation.
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You know the President of the
United States of the Americas?
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Take him to Dr. Richter's
laboratory.
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Thanks homie.
I talk to you later, baby.
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Question, what is this apparatus?
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Look, man, how would I know?
I'm just a model.
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- A model what? Citizen?
- No, man, a model model.
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Damn, what's wrong with you two?
You blind or something? Shit.
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- I'm pretty.
- Are you part of the shock
troops before the invasion?
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Invasion? Man,
you all must be tripping.
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WHAT IS YOUR MISSION?!!
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Look, dude, I just follow the paycheck,
you know what I'm saying?
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- What is this device?
- Oh, that's my kick-ass cellphone.
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- and a computer.
- What? Umph!
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That is not a computer.
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This is a computer.
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No, man! 'Das' - ancient history, homie.
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- Dumb negro.
- He talks nonsense.
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- It might be a dialect.
Probable reason is the skincolour.
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- Right.
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His brain structure
is different from us Aryans.
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Let's open up his skull
and measure the brain.
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No. I need to know why he's here.
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You have 24 hours, Doctor.
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Otherwise I have to rely on
an ancient, infallible method.
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Pain.
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Ridiculous.
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Ein Homo terrestris.
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Yeah [...]
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I mean, Nietzsche [...] problem
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That boy's got a stick so far in his ass
he doesn't know
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whether or not his shit has turned
black if you know what I'm saying
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Oh.
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Have you got a cell [phoned] up? Doc?
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Oh, shit.
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Hey, would you look up
these mad scientists.
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Look at him. That boy is the real deal.
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Like Mickey Maus on crack.
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What's up, dude?
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Okay, Mini-Mengele.
Look man, I don't like the look of this!
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You are not [...] me with that, are you?
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Don't try to play dumb with me.
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It was your bad idea to send
those idiots to the Moon.
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- Talk about disaster.
- Um, not to be the contrarian Madam President
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but I'm pretty sure it was your idea.
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It was my great idea had they succeeded,
now it's your stupid idea. Got it?
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I didn't hire you for your stupid ideas.
I hired you because of your Midas touch.
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And now my approval ratings are in the
toilet and that election is just weeks away.
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You dropped the ball, Vivian. You!
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Now, I need a miracle.
Get me a miracle!
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Actually how was sending
those two astronauts to the Moon
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supposed to get me re-elected? Exactly?
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We haven’t been to the Moon for 50 years.
One of them was black.
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- Thought it would look good.
- Look good how?
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Like I said, one of them was black.
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Just think of the opportunity we wasted years
ago with that errand boy, Powell? Alan Powell?
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- Colin Powell.
- That was close.
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- And where are you going?
- The UN, to do my job.
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- And what am I supposed to do?
- You look so weary, Madam President.
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- Hm, okay. Okay.
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Here I come, you bitches!
You bitchy BITCHES!!
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- Herr Adler!
- Klaus, please.
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- May I?
- Of course.
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I've come to discuss our union.
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- Is that a marriage proposal?
- There's no need for marriage.
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I received confirmation from
the Department of Racial Purity.
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- Our genetic match is 97 per-cent.
- Oh, how romantic.
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Science demands us
to unite physically.
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It's our destiny to produce
perfect offspring for the people.
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And... what about my scientific research?
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One day, Renate...
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All this will be ours.
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But first, I must conquer the Earth.
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Wolfgang, the old fart,
stands in my way.
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In the way of final victory
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The two of us will take on
an enormous responsibility.
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Your place, Renate, is by my side.
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What an honor.
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Renate.
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Let us march together.
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Let me nestle in your eagles nest.
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, sings Horst Wessel tunelessly
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Herr Adler...
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Klaus...
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Here.
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You should study this.
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I made a dog-ear
on page 65.
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Thank you.
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National Socialist manual
for sexual intercourse
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GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG CONSTRUCTION SITE
Gentlemen! The Warship 'Götterdämmerung'.
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Our miracle weapon that has been
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under development for 40 years.
The dream of our... legendary Führer.
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But unfortunately only a dream,
until now.
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Please, Doctor.
Watch this!
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This tiny device, gentlemen
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has over a thousand times more computing
power than our biggest computers together.
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I made this cable to connect
this machine with our main computer.
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I call this Universal
Systematic Binding, USB for short.
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This will lift it into the air. At last,
gentlemen, the 'Götterdämmerung' will fly!
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00:26:45,207 --> 00:26:49,702
You saw it!
You saw it with your own eyes!
240
00:26:51,450 --> 00:26:55,501
Please, my Führer, let
me return to the Earth.
241
00:26:55,581 --> 00:26:58,175
Let me get more of these
devices.
242
00:26:58,255 --> 00:27:03,240
- No one has ever returned from such flight.
- I will return.
243
00:27:04,269 --> 00:27:08,487
We don't have a choice if we want
to execute the Earth invasion.
244
00:27:15,771 --> 00:27:19,168
(Goebbels) Are you willing
to work with the Führer
245
00:27:19,248 --> 00:27:23,822
stand behind the Wehrmacht,
246
00:27:23,902 --> 00:27:29,199
in the name of the fatherland!
247
00:27:30,702 --> 00:27:34,073
Thank you.
Thought my ears were gonna bleed.
248
00:27:34,621 --> 00:27:36,258
You're welcome.
249
00:27:49,443 --> 00:27:52,465
May I... ask what you name is?
250
00:27:53,739 --> 00:27:55,418
Washington.
James Washington.
251
00:27:55,984 --> 00:27:58,087
- What yours?
- Renate Richter.
252
00:27:59,074 --> 00:28:02,647
It is a pleasure to meet you, Washington.
253
00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:04,347
James Washington.
254
00:28:05,966 --> 00:28:09,794
- I'm Earthologist.
- I'm sorry, a... a what?
255
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:12,923
An expert on the planet Earth.
256
00:28:13,415 --> 00:28:16,129
Great. Never heard that
line of work before.
257
00:28:16,415 --> 00:28:17,864
Oh, it is very important.
258
00:28:18,184 --> 00:28:19,598
Oh, I am sure it is.
259
00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:22,865
Tell me something, miss um...
Earthologist...
260
00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:24,571
you ever been to Earth?
261
00:28:25,695 --> 00:28:26,420
No.
262
00:28:27,681 --> 00:28:29,590
But we have sent some Reichsflugscheiben.
263
00:28:31,535 --> 00:28:32,968
Spacecraft.
264
00:28:33,834 --> 00:28:35,889
It is a very dangerous mission.
265
00:28:36,628 --> 00:28:38,719
Nobody is ever returned.
266
00:28:41,999 --> 00:28:43,920
How do you survive in that is zone?
267
00:28:44,751 --> 00:28:47,962
In that...? Oh, you ask me what my job is.
268
00:28:48,214 --> 00:28:50,966
Well... I'm a model.
269
00:28:52,623 --> 00:28:54,385
A model of what exactly?
270
00:28:54,708 --> 00:28:57,261
What it you people keep asking me
that question? Look...
271
00:28:57,587 --> 00:28:59,260
I am model. Okay, sister?
272
00:28:59,587 --> 00:29:03,086
I smile, I show my sixpack,
people take pictures of me. Period.
273
00:29:03,970 --> 00:29:08,158
- Why would they take pictures of you?
- Because I'm HOT, damn it!
274
00:29:08,853 --> 00:29:10,726
I mean, what, you think I'm hot, right?
275
00:29:12,313 --> 00:29:13,249
Right?
276
00:29:21,542 --> 00:29:24,045
I have no idea what your temperature is.
277
00:29:28,351 --> 00:29:29,860
What's wrong with your skin?
278
00:29:31,433 --> 00:29:35,005
Come on now, please. I mean,
you have met a brother before, right?
279
00:29:36,543 --> 00:29:40,996
- No, I'm the only child.
- No, no-no-no, I didn't mean like that. I meant...
280
00:29:41,491 --> 00:29:42,543
a black man.
281
00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:46,947
No... and this continues to confuse me,
because...
282
00:29:47,627 --> 00:29:50,238
you are much blacker
when I first encountered you.
283
00:29:50,981 --> 00:29:54,180
Okay girl, look.
Either I'm black or you're blind.
284
00:29:55,814 --> 00:29:57,950
Look, what is going to happen to me?
285
00:29:58,215 --> 00:30:01,120
I mean, what's with this-this-this guy
that keeps sticking needles in me?
286
00:30:01,430 --> 00:30:04,470
- And what of this other angry dude?
- My father's sticking needles into you?
287
00:30:04,634 --> 00:30:06,834
That freaking scientist guy?
That's your dad?
288
00:30:08,590 --> 00:30:10,499
And what about, you know... ARRRRR!
289
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,087
Herr Nachrichtenübermittlungs-Oberführer
Adler?
290
00:30:14,467 --> 00:30:16,584
- I'm sorry, what?
- Klaus Adler.
291
00:30:17,794 --> 00:30:20,596
He's going to be...
(whispers) the next Führer.
292
00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:23,866
And my husband.
293
00:30:26,048 --> 00:30:28,142
What, did you lose a bet or something?
294
00:30:28,504 --> 00:30:33,022
I mean... Hey... look... lucky you.
295
00:30:34,550 --> 00:30:37,437
Well, actually, lucky him.
296
00:30:42,945 --> 00:30:43,984
I shouldn't even be here.
297
00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:46,609
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, you can
not leave me tied up like this.
298
00:30:49,285 --> 00:30:50,960
- Please do me a favor.
- What?
299
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,231
- Play a Nazi.
- Well, if I don't?
300
00:30:55,754 --> 00:30:58,644
- They will eliminate you.
- Oh great.
301
00:31:02,459 --> 00:31:04,979
(Goebbels speech continues)
Is there a different radio station?!
302
00:31:08,785 --> 00:31:10,888
Looks good.
303
00:31:14,285 --> 00:31:17,809
This will solve our little problem.
304
00:31:22,202 --> 00:31:23,575
I'm coming.
305
00:31:26,743 --> 00:31:28,971
Looks very good!
306
00:31:30,528 --> 00:31:33,221
And now we just...
307
00:31:44,389 --> 00:31:46,054
Why don't you take me with you?
308
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,427
-Don't worry, darling.
309
00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:51,013
After I've completed my mission,
I'll come and get you.
310
00:31:51,646 --> 00:31:54,596
That's not what I mean.
I study the Earth!
311
00:31:55,230 --> 00:31:58,478
I know everything about it.
You need me.
312
00:31:58,558 --> 00:32:03,022
You sweet little thing, where do you
get all those crazy ideas?
313
00:32:04,604 --> 00:32:06,796
From... from books, mostly.
314
00:32:07,348 --> 00:32:09,096
Sometimes from films.
315
00:32:21,966 --> 00:32:24,013
I shall return as a hero.
316
00:32:44,601 --> 00:32:47,601
Heil Hitler!
- Heil Kortzfleisch!
317
00:32:47,681 --> 00:32:51,116
Won't you ever learn?
- But of course, my Führer.
318
00:32:52,459 --> 00:32:55,096
We have one more ace up our sleeve.
319
00:32:59,715 --> 00:33:01,138
Show him what we have.
320
00:33:09,883 --> 00:33:13,851
Voilá, gentlemen!
Doctor.
321
00:33:15,029 --> 00:33:17,645
Watch closely, gentlemen.
322
00:33:20,787 --> 00:33:21,688
Heil!
323
00:33:32,715 --> 00:33:34,532
Stand up, you fool.
324
00:33:39,015 --> 00:33:40,208
Sieg Heil!
325
00:33:51,457 --> 00:33:54,898
With the prisoner now being one of us,
we will go down to Earth.
326
00:33:54,978 --> 00:33:58,003
He will help us to find
more telephone computers.
327
00:33:58,083 --> 00:34:02,403
We return, and get the
Götterdämmerung flying.
328
00:34:02,856 --> 00:34:09,690
Oberführer Adler, I hope you've
discussed my return to the Earth.
329
00:34:10,592 --> 00:34:16,668
- This is the order, yes.
- The Reich trusts you.
330
00:34:19,820 --> 00:34:23,454
Thank you, Doctor.
Take care of your daughter for me.
331
00:34:47,174 --> 00:34:49,491
See you in Valhalla.
332
00:35:44,619 --> 00:35:48,378
- You smell that?
- No. We don’t have time to waste.
333
00:35:49,739 --> 00:35:51,520
Take me to that president of yours.
334
00:35:52,264 --> 00:35:54,565
What? The President?
335
00:35:55,814 --> 00:35:58,922
Come on man, I thought you want me to
take you to the Mac store or something.
336
00:36:01,771 --> 00:36:07,832
You said that you would know the President
of these United States of the Americas.
337
00:36:07,912 --> 00:36:10,065
Right, of course.
338
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,712
That President.
339
00:36:20,464 --> 00:36:23,183
May I meet this President too?
340
00:36:23,938 --> 00:36:26,393
Renate! What are you doing here?
341
00:36:27,184 --> 00:36:31,061
Hey! Miss Richter! Welcome to my planet.
342
00:36:31,418 --> 00:36:35,386
This is not the place for the mother of
the children of the future Führer.
343
00:36:35,466 --> 00:36:37,699
And definitely
not the place for a woman.
344
00:36:43,528 --> 00:36:45,846
My place is by my man.
345
00:36:51,353 --> 00:36:54,176
- Get the hell outta my property.
- You better get outta here.
346
00:36:57,658 --> 00:36:58,837
Run for it!
347
00:37:24,628 --> 00:37:26,113
Stop the vehicle.
348
00:37:38,021 --> 00:37:41,265
Change of plans.
We walk.
349
00:37:46,699 --> 00:37:47,962
Sounds good, man.
350
00:38:08,918 --> 00:38:11,430
Ah! A small bus.
351
00:38:13,528 --> 00:38:16,312
Whoa-whoa-whoa...
Now hold on here, Boss man
352
00:38:16,392 --> 00:38:19,751
That may not be the sharpest move.
Look, look, I'll tell you what.
353
00:38:19,987 --> 00:38:24,735
Let me go talk to those guys, all right?
They know me, you know, I'm one of them
354
00:38:24,947 --> 00:38:25,879
Are you with me?
355
00:38:27,871 --> 00:38:31,098
Yeah, now - now you're talking.
Alright...
356
00:38:31,781 --> 00:38:32,762
Now...
357
00:38:38,897 --> 00:38:42,504
Doesn't he know?
- No. He'll be thrilled.
358
00:38:42,584 --> 00:38:46,217
Now seriously, how I am
glad to see you all, man.
359
00:38:46,466 --> 00:38:52,251
Looks like small Africa part in this [...] Oh,
people, you all know me, huh? I love you too!
360
00:38:53,315 --> 00:38:54,476
-Washington!
361
00:38:57,892 --> 00:39:02,029
That ain't one of yours, is it? Because I... Um,
look, man, you ain't got to bring this shit out.
362
00:39:02,109 --> 00:39:06,364
Hey, this all good. Look, I'm a peace-loving
brother, man... fuck it, man! Go! Go!
363
00:39:13,681 --> 00:39:17,834
- Are you alright?
- Do I fucking look alright to you, miss crazy fucking Nazi?
364
00:39:17,954 --> 00:39:21,294
Ah... I mean..
What the hell just happened?
365
00:39:21,414 --> 00:39:24,853
You know... Okay, I may be not one
of the right fellas, but I mean - Geez!
366
00:39:24,933 --> 00:39:30,516
A-and then they started calling me white! I mean,
why in the fuck would they be calling me white?
367
00:39:36,551 --> 00:39:40,827
On, no mother-f WAY!!
368
00:39:48,378 --> 00:39:50,514
What did you sick sons-of-bitches do to me?
369
00:39:50,594 --> 00:39:54,266
- I should've told you - What? That
I look like a fucking polar bear?
370
00:39:55,517 --> 00:39:59,222
You know what: you two really, REALLY know,
how to fuck up a guy's Christmas!
371
00:39:59,302 --> 00:40:02,808
Quiet, YOU FOOL! What is wrong with you!
372
00:40:03,314 --> 00:40:06,214
We made you Aryan, you are one of us now
373
00:40:06,294 --> 00:40:08,932
- You should be thanking us
- Thanking you?
374
00:40:09,185 --> 00:40:12,948
What I should have done is let those
brothers come here with a size 15s
375
00:40:13,028 --> 00:40:16,906
put those foot so far up your ass that you
can taste the toe nail for 2 fucking weeks
376
00:40:16,986 --> 00:40:18,308
Klaus!!
377
00:40:24,293 --> 00:40:25,566
Bring me to your leader
378
00:40:25,804 --> 00:40:27,885
James... Washington.
379
00:40:30,630 --> 00:40:34,570
Yeah... yeah. You got it!
380
00:40:45,347 --> 00:40:47,622
I am telling you once again..
381
00:40:48,273 --> 00:40:50,628
One moment we receive confirmation
382
00:40:50,748 --> 00:40:53,532
that the ship has landed
successfully on the Moon
383
00:40:53,827 --> 00:40:56,374
Then next, all communication stopped
384
00:40:56,757 --> 00:41:00,475
- The signal simply vanished
- Or you're hiding something from us?
385
00:41:00,701 --> 00:41:03,908
Yeah, we are hiding something on
the dark side of the Moon
386
00:41:06,073 --> 00:41:11,605
I still find it very difficult to believe
that entire purpose of the mission
387
00:41:11,685 --> 00:41:15,838
was to promote your President's re-election
388
00:41:15,918 --> 00:41:18,604
Well believe what you like, we had
mere senators
389
00:41:18,684 --> 00:41:23,126
spend hundreds of millions on campaigns
to get elected to dog-shit-posts.
390
00:41:23,503 --> 00:41:29,200
But Mr Secretary, the expenses involved this time
only make sense if there was a military purpose.
391
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,332
Okay, lets get this clear
392
00:41:32,039 --> 00:41:36,372
The United States has no
military activity on the Moon
393
00:41:36,589 --> 00:41:38,947
What about natural resources activity?
394
00:41:39,177 --> 00:41:42,155
We know how the US sometimes
mixes them two up
395
00:41:43,123 --> 00:41:46,343
- Is there any chance that you are
looking for Helium 3 up there?
396
00:41:46,541 --> 00:41:50,278
Helium... 3...? You just
made that up didn't you?
397
00:41:52,085 --> 00:41:53,447
That's so silly
398
00:42:13,445 --> 00:42:16,442
I assume these are just preliminary ideas?
399
00:42:16,678 --> 00:42:20,559
Sir... we have a very small delivery window
400
00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:22,048
- Sir?
- Yes, sir.
401
00:42:23,510 --> 00:42:26,497
Ma'am, and... this is all.
402
00:42:36,492 --> 00:42:41,331
Anyone who is not head of the
department... should leave
403
00:42:50,315 --> 00:42:52,158
You IDIOTS!
404
00:42:52,708 --> 00:42:57,302
You morons!
That's an insult to morons
405
00:42:58,228 --> 00:43:01,124
What is this SHIT?!
406
00:43:01,976 --> 00:43:08,777
I have a meeting with the President
of the United FUCKING States of America.
407
00:43:08,857 --> 00:43:10,631
Tomorrow fucking morning
408
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:14,116
Not the President of fucking Zambia!
409
00:43:14,196 --> 00:43:17,221
Not the President of
the fucking Janitor's Union!
410
00:43:17,839 --> 00:43:23,710
But the President of the fucking country in which
we happen to all live above the third world!
411
00:43:23,790 --> 00:43:26,207
You peaces of hilacious SHIT!!
412
00:43:31,485 --> 00:43:33,030
What am I suppose to tell her?
413
00:43:36,297 --> 00:43:40,472
That my employees...
are not intelligent enough
414
00:43:41,579 --> 00:43:44,086
to be fucking morons?
415
00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:47,221
That's beautiful.
416
00:43:54,644 --> 00:43:57,978
I am stepping out to buy a knife.
417
00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:02,576
And when I step back in,
I expect to hear something...
418
00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:05,441
that is going to get me more happy
419
00:44:05,521 --> 00:44:07,404
that a G-spot orgasm.
420
00:44:09,602 --> 00:44:13,027
Or I will stab you all to death.
421
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,437
With my new knife.
422
00:44:19,802 --> 00:44:21,939
I'm not kidding.
423
00:44:33,022 --> 00:44:35,783
Hey, what the fuck?
Excuse me.
424
00:44:36,171 --> 00:44:39,199
Get your fuckin' hands off me,
you mother...
425
00:44:40,694 --> 00:44:43,510
- Is she your boss?
- Yeah, she's the big cheese.
426
00:44:43,590 --> 00:44:46,257
- And she knows the president?
- Oh yeah, yeah. They real tight.
427
00:44:49,359 --> 00:44:53,199
You motherfucker!...fuck you...
Oh, come on.
428
00:44:54,799 --> 00:44:59,159
You fuckin' animal.
Do you know who I am? Huh? Do you?
429
00:44:59,381 --> 00:45:02,751
You just kidnapped the wrong woman.
The wrong fucking woman.
430
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:08,199
Oh yeah. I hope your having a good time.
I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass!
431
00:45:19,899 --> 00:45:21,699
Excellent.
432
00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:24,552
My turn.
433
00:45:24,885 --> 00:45:28,607
I am Commander Klaus Adler of the 4th
Reich. We are based on the moon.
434
00:45:29,245 --> 00:45:32,899
I'm told you know the president of
these United States of the Americas.
435
00:45:32,979 --> 00:45:35,557
You will take us to that
President, because...
436
00:45:35,821 --> 00:45:39,049
- I have a very special present for him.
- Him?
437
00:45:39,659 --> 00:45:42,499
Well he'll loved that.
He just loves presents.
438
00:45:42,579 --> 00:45:44,542
As soon as my mission is accomplished.
439
00:45:44,622 --> 00:45:47,999
The Nazi invading forces will be
called in under my directions
440
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:51,375
and we will end the good times
for the bad people.
441
00:45:51,455 --> 00:45:53,345
And just how do you propose to do that?
442
00:45:54,621 --> 00:45:57,493
- We'll simply eliminate them.
- What?
443
00:45:59,211 --> 00:46:03,013
- Sorry, that is not what we are told.
- Renate, I don't think that you...
444
00:46:09,445 --> 00:46:11,804
Yeah. Why not?
445
00:46:12,039 --> 00:46:16,782
Why don't you tell you this fräulein why we're
here. Just like you keep telling your pupils.
446
00:46:17,628 --> 00:46:19,570
I would love to do that.
447
00:46:20,397 --> 00:46:21,445
You see...
448
00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:25,288
the National Socialist Party is
the people's party, nothing more.
449
00:46:26,015 --> 00:46:31,397
We wish to return to Earth with
our message of peace and unity,
450
00:46:31,597 --> 00:46:33,279
love through virtue
451
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,497
and kindness, for example.
452
00:46:37,897 --> 00:46:41,549
We are healthy,
in mind and body.
453
00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:46,097
Our spirits are brave and true.
454
00:46:46,310 --> 00:46:51,526
And we achieve because we are strong,
and disciplined in our cause.
455
00:46:52,906 --> 00:46:55,320
There's simply no belief
that can match ours.
456
00:46:55,997 --> 00:47:01,487
Because peace and unity is the gift
we bring to all mankind.
457
00:47:03,497 --> 00:47:07,533
- What you and all earthlings need to know...
- Yeah, yeah. I get it, Hedwig.
458
00:47:10,805 --> 00:47:12,289
This is good.
459
00:47:14,097 --> 00:47:15,792
This is gonna work.
460
00:47:17,397 --> 00:47:19,864
You, I need.
461
00:47:21,408 --> 00:47:23,497
And you...
462
00:47:24,197 --> 00:47:26,197
I want.
463
00:47:26,497 --> 00:47:30,297
Alright, let's go meet the President.
464
00:47:51,897 --> 00:47:53,725
Madam President...
465
00:47:54,797 --> 00:47:57,597
Here is the miracle
you asked for.
466
00:48:17,297 --> 00:48:21,180
- Who is this man?
- He will lead the campaign troops.
467
00:48:30,497 --> 00:48:33,513
Renate, please...
468
00:48:38,552 --> 00:48:40,597
This is very simple.
469
00:48:41,197 --> 00:48:42,897
The world is sick...
470
00:48:43,772 --> 00:48:46,297
but we are the doctors.
471
00:48:46,734 --> 00:48:51,097
The world is anemic,
and we are the vitamin.
472
00:48:51,177 --> 00:48:54,797
The world is weary,
but we are the strength.
473
00:48:55,162 --> 00:48:58,997
We are here
to make the world healthy once again.
474
00:48:59,197 --> 00:49:01,070
With hard work...
475
00:49:01,538 --> 00:49:06,060
with honesty, with clarity,
with decency.
476
00:49:07,297 --> 00:49:14,997
We are the product of loving
mothers and brave fathers.
477
00:49:15,765 --> 00:49:21,197
We are the embodiment
of love and bravery.
478
00:49:21,497 --> 00:49:27,092
We are the gift of both
God and science.
479
00:49:27,497 --> 00:49:31,097
We are the answer to the question.
480
00:49:31,573 --> 00:49:36,397
We are the promise
delivered to all mankind.
481
00:49:37,197 --> 00:49:41,397
For that we raise our hand,
to one nation.
482
00:49:41,702 --> 00:49:43,897
We step to the beat of one drum
483
00:49:44,097 --> 00:49:48,297
of this world.
484
00:49:48,506 --> 00:49:52,165
We are the people with the
children on our shoulders.
485
00:49:52,245 --> 00:49:57,397
In the same way as our fathers
carried us and their fathers before them.
486
00:49:57,797 --> 00:50:01,797
We are the one people,
united and strong.
487
00:50:01,997 --> 00:50:07,597
We are the one people with certainty.
Moral certainty.
488
00:50:07,677 --> 00:50:12,060
We are invincible
and we have no fear.
489
00:50:13,588 --> 00:50:19,123
Because the truth makes us ONES!!
490
00:50:44,858 --> 00:50:48,846
(Song: "B Mashina")
491
00:51:10,105 --> 00:51:14,054
(singer with an Eastern European accent)
Only one day is left
492
00:51:14,345 --> 00:51:17,248
only one day
493
00:51:22,349 --> 00:51:24,958
we are leaving the others
494
00:51:25,932 --> 00:51:27,846
we're going away
495
00:51:39,053 --> 00:51:44,114
Today we all steal,
animals we are
496
00:51:44,654 --> 00:51:47,328
possession is lost
497
00:51:53,071 --> 00:51:56,120
(unintelligible loudspeaker announcements)
498
00:51:56,946 --> 00:51:59,916
Our souls are from the wild
499
00:52:00,071 --> 00:52:03,120
and wings to reach the sky
500
00:52:03,446 --> 00:52:06,165
Let the sun fall into the ocean
501
00:52:06,321 --> 00:52:09,655
let the Earth erupt in flames
502
00:52:09,821 --> 00:52:13,325
It is enough to have the strength
and knowledge
503
00:52:13,488 --> 00:52:18,494
to raise our Dream Machines into the sky
504
00:52:21,446 --> 00:52:24,575
Let them sleep who do not know
505
00:52:24,904 --> 00:52:28,329
The last day is here.
The very last
506
00:52:30,238 --> 00:52:33,117
And we leave at dawn.
507
00:52:33,409 --> 00:52:35,702
Mein Führer.
508
00:52:38,196 --> 00:52:40,540
It's time.
509
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,948
The traitor Adler will get a surprise.
510
00:53:02,821 --> 00:53:07,406
(singer)
To universe, to the stars we go
511
00:53:28,238 --> 00:53:32,789
Sending machines up to the sky
512
00:53:33,505 --> 00:53:38,569
And leave behind those who don't know
of the final day
513
00:53:39,279 --> 00:53:42,728
We leave in sleep those who don't know
514
00:53:42,808 --> 00:53:45,578
We are driven by the B-machine
515
00:53:51,529 --> 00:53:53,907
breaking at dawn on B-machine
516
00:53:55,321 --> 00:53:57,790
Wild B-machine - that never stops
517
00:54:09,321 --> 00:54:12,746
(women's choir)
Machines we are sending to the skies
518
00:54:12,904 --> 00:54:14,702
Above us all
519
00:54:14,863 --> 00:54:20,199
And leave behind those who do not know
Of the final day
520
00:54:20,363 --> 00:54:26,200
We leave in sleep those who do not know
And we leave at dawn < / i>
521
00:54:26,363 --> 00:54:32,416
We're driven by
The B-machine that never stops...
522
00:54:37,379 --> 00:54:41,080
Hey! The moon Nazis are coming. What's
wrong with you people, can't you see?
523
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:43,113
Look, I've been there.
I'm telling you.
524
00:54:43,193 --> 00:54:48,144
They got this whole moon base, they got this whole like
space thing goin' on, and they comin' to take over.
525
00:54:48,224 --> 00:54:51,848
Oh, you never listen to this right?
Listen now cuz they comin, they comin'.
526
00:54:51,928 --> 00:54:57,171
They coming to get us all. Why ain't
you guys listenin' to me? I mean...
527
00:54:59,885 --> 00:55:00,994
Renate.
528
00:55:01,744 --> 00:55:04,157
Washington.
James Washington.
529
00:55:04,237 --> 00:55:07,371
I'm so glad to see you alive.
530
00:55:07,451 --> 00:55:10,999
Look, I got one. This the bitch that
made me white as a fuckin' snowflake.
531
00:55:11,079 --> 00:55:13,002
Come on people, HELP ME!! Uh!
532
00:55:23,528 --> 00:55:25,429
Help me!
533
00:55:26,358 --> 00:55:29,189
I saved your life!
534
00:55:32,397 --> 00:55:37,297
So, you are a formerly dead, black model...
535
00:55:37,553 --> 00:55:40,883
who's now suddenly
a living white hobo...
536
00:55:41,497 --> 00:55:45,297
after spending a weekend
on the Moon. Is that correct?
537
00:55:45,597 --> 00:55:48,597
- Yes, that's correct.
- Huh. So I was listening.
538
00:55:49,527 --> 00:55:55,497
And ah you, are Neil Armstrong after the
sex change operation. Is this correct?
539
00:55:55,831 --> 00:55:59,133
No, that is not correct.
You were not listening at all.
540
00:55:59,697 --> 00:56:02,197
My name is Richter.
Renate Richter.
541
00:56:02,277 --> 00:56:07,397
And I tried to save this man life and I
think he's stupid, childish and ungrateful.
542
00:56:07,666 --> 00:56:12,427
Okay. Ask Miss Moon-Nazi here, was I,
or was I not, on the Dark side of the Moon.
543
00:56:14,955 --> 00:56:22,955
Okay. So his question for you is: was he, or
was he not, on the Dark side of the Moon?
544
00:56:25,585 --> 00:56:29,088
Yes, Mr. Washington, James Washington
was on the Dark side of the Moon.
545
00:56:29,310 --> 00:56:31,497
There. What did I tell you?
546
00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:36,297
I am black, but now I'm white. I went to the
Dark side of the Moon, but I'm now back.
547
00:56:36,377 --> 00:56:38,997
And the Nazis are coming to kill us all.
548
00:56:39,353 --> 00:56:43,598
And you guys are going to be so sorry
that you didn't listened to me!
549
00:56:46,897 --> 00:56:52,204
Mr. Washington James.
Why are you so upset and so angry?
550
00:56:52,284 --> 00:56:55,404
- Get lost.
- But I do not understand.
551
00:56:55,484 --> 00:56:57,597
I mean, we made you white.
552
00:56:58,089 --> 00:57:01,644
We taught you the National Socialist
message about peace and unity.
553
00:57:01,724 --> 00:57:04,897
You people have robbed me of everything.
554
00:57:05,569 --> 00:57:07,897
My-my race, my identity, my career.
555
00:57:08,325 --> 00:57:11,585
And I'm beginning to think my flippin'
mind too. I mean just everything.
556
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:14,697
Do you know this?
557
00:57:16,068 --> 00:57:16,914
Yes.
558
00:57:18,052 --> 00:57:20,797
Wunderbar.
Come on.
559
00:57:21,492 --> 00:57:24,997
Come on in. I will explain it to you.
Then you will understand.
560
00:57:27,745 --> 00:57:31,197
You are one strange broad.
I will give you that.
561
00:57:32,002 --> 00:57:33,875
Oh you know you're buyin' popcorn, right?
562
00:57:40,321 --> 00:57:42,497
Man, that was bullshit.
563
00:57:50,249 --> 00:57:51,797
It was...
564
00:57:52,889 --> 00:57:57,509
- It was so long.
- Yeah. They coulda edited it down a bit.
565
00:57:59,065 --> 00:58:00,997
He was mocking the Führer.
566
00:58:01,439 --> 00:58:04,547
I'm getting a sense there's a lot
about Nazis you don't know.
567
00:58:05,497 --> 00:58:07,121
- But I am a Nazi.
568
00:58:07,201 --> 00:58:09,597
- Oh yeah, yeah, I know,
I mean - but you're not like...
569
00:58:09,797 --> 00:58:14,468
Well, I mean, you know... like them.
A bunch of stupid bullies.
570
00:58:15,753 --> 00:58:18,897
No, I'm sure, they're good boys.
571
00:58:19,097 --> 00:58:21,117
And loyal to the Reich,
and their mothers.
572
00:58:21,847 --> 00:58:24,397
Look, they are wearing the symbol of love.
573
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,586
- The swastika?
- Yeah.
574
00:58:27,297 --> 00:58:29,297
Never heard it called that before.
575
00:58:29,497 --> 00:58:32,697
No, no.
No, no no no no. You just...
576
00:58:39,397 --> 00:58:43,397
What we got here, blond hair,
blue eyes, nice rack.
577
00:58:43,497 --> 00:58:45,886
Even Hitler would get a hard-on.
578
00:58:47,197 --> 00:58:52,017
- Look, I got this. Look, guys, we don't want any trouble.
- Why don't you get lost hobo.
579
00:58:52,097 --> 00:58:54,297
- Look, I got the funniest story to
tell you. Your not gonna believe this..
580
00:58:54,597 --> 00:58:56,297
- Stop that, that is enough.
581
00:59:02,871 --> 00:59:03,918
Oh God!
582
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:16,404
Boom!
583
00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:18,857
Damn, Renate.
584
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,152
Is that what you teach
in Eartology classes?
585
00:59:28,205 --> 00:59:30,424
Earthologie...
586
00:59:32,006 --> 00:59:34,373
I'm not Earthologist.
587
00:59:37,772 --> 00:59:39,894
I don't know anything about Earth.
588
00:59:41,068 --> 00:59:43,582
I have to talk to Klaus.
589
00:59:46,451 --> 00:59:48,900
(mumbles something)
590
00:59:49,612 --> 00:59:52,336
Yeah... That's what I thought.
591
00:59:52,793 --> 00:59:54,250
Hey Renate, wait up!
592
00:59:54,574 --> 00:59:56,599
What she needs is a good war.
593
00:59:57,441 --> 01:00:00,097
A war always make the president popular.
594
01:00:00,903 --> 01:00:04,797
Well, I might be able
to help her out there.
595
01:00:06,905 --> 01:00:08,397
How do you mean?
596
01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:12,518
One word from me, and the
invasion from the Moon begins.
597
01:00:17,528 --> 01:00:20,597
- You never break character do you?
- No.
598
01:00:22,199 --> 01:00:23,897
I can never be broken.
599
01:00:24,950 --> 01:00:27,797
- You smell so good.
- The time has come.
600
01:00:30,419 --> 01:00:32,517
I show you my plans.
601
01:00:32,924 --> 01:00:35,172
Come back here.
602
01:00:43,497 --> 01:00:47,306
Look, look.
I've mapped out some things.
603
01:00:47,386 --> 01:00:50,602
Oh big fella.
All work and no play?
604
01:00:57,028 --> 01:01:00,617
Now listen, do you think
if I asphyxiate the President...
605
01:01:00,697 --> 01:01:02,831
will the troops stand in line with us?
606
01:01:06,122 --> 01:01:08,897
That's when I will order the moon invasion.
607
01:01:08,977 --> 01:01:11,997
It will be choirless bloodshed.
608
01:01:13,511 --> 01:01:16,797
After I eliminate the
moon Führer, of course.
609
01:01:27,497 --> 01:01:30,997
Klaus... Adler...
610
01:01:40,049 --> 01:01:42,173
Heil Hitler!
611
01:01:42,966 --> 01:01:45,658
The name's not Hitler!
612
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:52,197
Um... so, Klaus, is the clown joining us?
613
01:01:53,661 --> 01:01:55,367
What, did you all buy tickets?
614
01:01:59,386 --> 01:02:02,549
Okay, so, do you want to
introduce me to your friends.
615
01:02:03,597 --> 01:02:07,197
Get your hooks off me
you crystal noob piece-of-shit.
616
01:02:08,275 --> 01:02:10,697
I can make this worth your while.
Just please, let me go.
617
01:02:11,258 --> 01:02:14,987
- Do it, Moon Corporal.
- Don't shoot!
618
01:02:25,690 --> 01:02:31,683
And you want to eliminate
the Moon Führer.
619
01:02:36,174 --> 01:02:40,173
Do you know
the penalty for treason?
620
01:03:09,466 --> 01:03:12,776
The fleet is ready, my Führer.
- Excellent.
621
01:03:13,758 --> 01:03:16,215
Tell them to wait for my return.
622
01:03:16,676 --> 01:03:22,340
We shall then begin
the Meteorblitzkrieg.
623
01:03:22,608 --> 01:03:30,500
We'll wipe all these sub-humans
off the Earth map.
624
01:03:31,902 --> 01:03:33,386
KLAUS!!
625
01:03:42,797 --> 01:03:46,697
I need to tell you that I have
nothing to do with you or your plans.
626
01:03:47,377 --> 01:03:49,397
You Nazi piece-of-shit.
627
01:03:53,466 --> 01:03:55,303
Oh well.
A blessing in disguise.
628
01:03:55,383 --> 01:03:59,048
Now I can kill all the enemies of
the Reich in one stroke.
629
01:04:02,174 --> 01:04:05,298
Farewell, puppet Führer.
630
01:04:42,043 --> 01:04:44,652
He fell for the old
'one last blow job' offer.
631
01:04:47,097 --> 01:04:49,497
God, Nazis are stupid.
632
01:04:50,466 --> 01:04:52,897
I commend you on your marksmanship.
633
01:04:57,997 --> 01:05:02,897
Shame. She was such a nice girl.
Just have to kill her later.
634
01:05:04,397 --> 01:05:06,042
So, it was real?
635
01:05:06,754 --> 01:05:10,971
- All this time.
- Never doubt a Nazi, schöne Frau.
636
01:05:19,097 --> 01:05:21,897
Farwell, fashionista.
637
01:05:23,097 --> 01:05:25,797
I have a planet to conquer!
638
01:05:52,396 --> 01:05:54,172
I'll just...
639
01:05:55,762 --> 01:05:57,344
grab this.
640
01:05:58,041 --> 01:05:59,997
Bye.
641
01:06:01,494 --> 01:06:03,797
Good luck with the rest of your life.
642
01:06:05,497 --> 01:06:08,108
Un... be... fuckin... lievable.
643
01:06:12,633 --> 01:06:15,298
They develop like ordinary women.
But look.
644
01:06:15,383 --> 01:06:20,798
No hair here, nor here.
Like little girls.
645
01:06:20,883 --> 01:06:25,090
And when they do have hair,
it looks like...
646
01:06:26,174 --> 01:06:29,965
The moustache of our great Führer.
647
01:06:31,508 --> 01:06:34,132
The pictures kind of turn me on.
648
01:06:46,758 --> 01:06:50,382
Herr Adler. Where's the Führer?
649
01:06:52,174 --> 01:06:55,798
The Führer is dead.
Long live the new Führer.
650
01:06:56,189 --> 01:06:58,757
That's me, in case you're wondering.
651
01:07:05,341 --> 01:07:08,423
Sieg Heil! This way.
652
01:07:40,633 --> 01:07:45,108
From now on, of course,
it's "Heil Adler".
653
01:07:57,341 --> 01:08:01,673
Time... is the sin.
654
01:08:03,383 --> 01:08:06,173
I'll see you in Valhalla.
655
01:08:49,841 --> 01:08:53,465
At 5.45 we'll start firing back.
656
01:08:53,549 --> 01:08:57,923
Every bomb will be retaliated.
657
01:08:58,008 --> 01:09:01,548
The Meteorblitzkrieg shall begin!
658
01:09:43,299 --> 01:09:45,490
Moments ago, New York
has come under attack.
659
01:09:45,570 --> 01:09:50,990
Witnesses claim to have seen hundreds of UFO's
appearing suddenly over the city and opening fire.
660
01:09:51,797 --> 01:09:55,610
Billy get that. Get that.
Are you getting that?
661
01:09:55,690 --> 01:09:58,246
Kelly, the craft is at
least 60 feet across.
662
01:09:58,326 --> 01:10:02,754
I'm seeing what appears to be weapons
of some-kind dangling down from the bottom.
663
01:10:02,834 --> 01:10:07,576
Oh my God. It's opening fire, it's opening
fire. I'm getting the hell out of here.
664
01:10:07,656 --> 01:10:11,321
There is little information.
But here's what we know at this time.
665
01:10:11,401 --> 01:10:15,224
- Ok, you see, the thing is, that Klaus...
- I know it was your doing.
666
01:10:17,106 --> 01:10:20,607
- It's wonderful.
- It's wonderful?
667
01:10:20,857 --> 01:10:23,687
It's brilliant.
I'm a wartime president now.
668
01:10:23,767 --> 01:10:27,337
All presidents who start a war in their
first term, always get re-elected.
669
01:10:27,734 --> 01:10:30,134
I thought I was
gonna have to bomb Australia or something.
670
01:10:30,606 --> 01:10:34,144
But no, you bring me real...
671
01:10:35,127 --> 01:10:38,235
- Who are these guys anyway?
- Nazis.
672
01:10:39,303 --> 01:10:43,245
- From the Moon.
- Real live Nazis?
673
01:10:43,325 --> 01:10:46,145
Holy shit, this just keeps
getting better and better.
674
01:10:46,547 --> 01:10:48,739
You're a miracle worker, babe.
675
01:10:49,516 --> 01:10:55,137
Ah, they're the only guys we ever actually
managed to beat in a fair fight.
676
01:10:56,088 --> 01:10:58,809
I'm just like Franklin D. Roosevelt,
only you know I'm not a spastic.
677
01:10:59,598 --> 01:11:01,401
I knew you'd be excited.
678
01:11:01,984 --> 01:11:08,292
So, if you’re our Roosevelt, then who's your
um... General Patton, or, you know, MacArthur?
679
01:11:09,167 --> 01:11:12,407
- Mr. Secretary of Defense. Do you have
any thoughts on this?
- Send her.
680
01:11:15,778 --> 01:11:18,192
- Me?
- Hey, you're the miracle worker.
681
01:11:18,663 --> 01:11:20,675
Apparently you dodge bullets too.
682
01:11:21,604 --> 01:11:23,659
- I wouldn't know..
- What to wear? Huh!
683
01:11:23,739 --> 01:11:25,779
You'll think of something. You always do.
684
01:11:25,987 --> 01:11:28,193
- Madam President...
- Huh?
685
01:11:28,273 --> 01:11:30,172
Ready to face the music?
686
01:11:59,030 --> 01:12:02,730
It's SPACE NAZIIIS!
687
01:12:20,930 --> 01:12:23,372
Take us upstate.
We need to go back to the Moon.
688
01:12:23,452 --> 01:12:26,949
Whoa, whoa... We? No, no, no. See, 'we'
rhymes with 'me', and I ain't goin'.
689
01:12:27,029 --> 01:12:29,433
You don't get it. They have
the Götterdämmerung on the Moon.
690
01:12:29,513 --> 01:12:32,870
I could give a good damn what they have.
I'm not going back to that place. No way!
691
01:12:32,950 --> 01:12:34,783
You want to look like that
for the rest of your life?
692
01:12:34,863 --> 01:12:36,837
Oh great. Now this is my fault.
693
01:12:39,401 --> 01:12:43,494
- Let me in.
- I'm no hero, James.
694
01:12:44,437 --> 01:12:45,894
I need you.
695
01:13:52,830 --> 01:13:55,130
Do you know how
to drive this thing?
696
01:13:56,422 --> 01:14:00,196
Well, can't be any different
than playing 'Wing Commander'.
697
01:14:00,557 --> 01:14:02,388
Lets try...
698
01:14:29,530 --> 01:14:33,550
I swear we do not have nothing on the Moon!
699
01:14:33,630 --> 01:14:35,430
- Japan?
- It is not ours.
700
01:14:35,510 --> 01:14:37,230
- China?
- It is not us.
701
01:14:37,430 --> 01:14:39,330
It's bloody well not ours.
702
01:14:39,410 --> 01:14:43,130
- I confess
- Yes, North Korea? Confess to what?
703
01:14:43,330 --> 01:14:45,539
The spaceships are ours.
704
01:14:46,630 --> 01:14:51,430
Our beloved leader designed
and build them himself.
705
01:14:58,184 --> 01:15:02,530
- What is so funny?
- All right, North Korea. Sit down.
706
01:15:16,345 --> 01:15:20,630
- So it was you India, I knew that.
- No, no, no. That is a sign of peace.
707
01:15:20,710 --> 01:15:22,144
This is the sign of peace.
708
01:15:22,224 --> 01:15:24,080
Just cut it out, you morons.
709
01:15:24,330 --> 01:15:29,530
These thugs are Nazis.
And I mean the real... McCoy.
710
01:15:29,930 --> 01:15:32,255
They've been hidin' out on the moon
just waiting to pounce.
711
01:15:33,605 --> 01:15:36,730
Now my question is,
what do ya'll plan to do about it?
712
01:15:36,930 --> 01:15:40,130
Cuz we just happen to have a little
something up our own sleeve,
713
01:15:40,330 --> 01:15:43,430
and I'm sure,
they'll be thankful for it.
714
01:15:43,630 --> 01:15:49,630
May I present to you with the Mars
exploration ship, the USS George W. Bush.
715
01:15:54,106 --> 01:15:57,330
Good work, take it to Officer Tyler please.
716
01:16:00,730 --> 01:16:04,130
Trajectory, what's our status
on the orbit window?
717
01:16:04,400 --> 01:16:06,830
Commander on deck.
718
01:16:17,930 --> 01:16:21,930
The hostile fleet have launched a full scale
aerial attack against the United States.
719
01:16:22,230 --> 01:16:26,693
These Zeppelins appear to be carriers and they
are operating fully within the thermosphere.
720
01:16:26,982 --> 01:16:32,330
Each of them carry approximately 200
enemy vessels and are extremely...
721
01:16:32,936 --> 01:16:36,430
Hell hath no fury, Herr Adler.
722
01:16:36,730 --> 01:16:40,107
Alright kiddies.
Let's get this show on the road.
723
01:16:50,230 --> 01:16:53,430
Vivian, you look great.
How is it going up there?
724
01:16:53,530 --> 01:16:55,630
Madam President,
I couldn't be better.
725
01:16:55,730 --> 01:16:58,430
I am packing dozens of mega tons
of nuclear warheads
726
01:16:58,510 --> 01:17:01,907
which I am going to carefully
place up Klaus's kraut ass.
727
01:17:01,987 --> 01:17:05,625
- Just as soon I get him in my sights.
- Carry on. Kick butt.
728
01:17:05,850 --> 01:17:08,278
Let 'em see what that baby can do.
729
01:17:18,993 --> 01:17:20,496
That's right.
730
01:17:20,576 --> 01:17:24,335
While you were arguing about climate
change, human rights and Whales' dicks,
731
01:17:24,851 --> 01:17:26,916
this is what we were doing.
732
01:17:27,142 --> 01:17:29,996
May I present to you
the tomorrow's exploration ship,
733
01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:33,141
the USS George W. Bush.
734
01:17:33,526 --> 01:17:35,833
Mars exploration?
735
01:17:36,789 --> 01:17:38,874
But you have armed it.
736
01:17:39,201 --> 01:17:44,253
We have the right to bear arms,
and Mars is a red planet.
737
01:18:09,712 --> 01:18:14,235
Working at optimum capacity.
Ammo consumption within tolerance.
738
01:18:28,631 --> 01:18:33,140
We're coming under extremely heavy fire.
Were gonna need reinforcements right now.
739
01:18:35,969 --> 01:18:37,550
What the hell is the meaning of this?
740
01:18:37,786 --> 01:18:41,582
G'day mates. This is Australian ship,
Dundee 01. Ready to kick ass.
741
01:18:41,838 --> 01:18:43,536
Spitfire reporting in.
742
01:18:43,616 --> 01:18:46,436
Hang in there W.
Canada joining your battle.
743
01:18:46,516 --> 01:18:51,697
This is a direct violation of this nations' space
treaty that you all signed, every single one of you.
744
01:18:51,777 --> 01:18:53,681
MIR join in za battle.
745
01:18:58,677 --> 01:19:00,673
That is suppose to be destroyed.
746
01:19:00,938 --> 01:19:05,457
This is an outrage. You're all
liars, just like my ex ex-husband.
747
01:19:06,356 --> 01:19:10,338
- Calm down lady, calm down.
- Don't you lady me, Pinko.
748
01:19:10,574 --> 01:19:12,877
Okay, who didn't arm
their spaceships?
749
01:19:13,697 --> 01:19:17,693
Oh great, great.
That's just great.
750
01:19:17,773 --> 01:19:20,360
- You all gave me your word.
- But you broke yours.
751
01:19:20,440 --> 01:19:22,440
We always break ours,
that's just what we do.
752
01:19:23,161 --> 01:19:25,950
Okay fine.
Fine, fine, fine, fine.
753
01:19:26,030 --> 01:19:29,569
Let just beat the shit out of these pricks
and ah, talk about the details later.
754
01:19:54,126 --> 01:19:58,750
Heroes of the First Fleet, continue
your attack to the last man -
755
01:19:58,830 --> 01:20:03,054
- and remember, you're fighting for the Reich!
- (On radio) Where the hell they all come from?
756
01:20:09,793 --> 01:20:13,500
Prepare an appropriate uniform
for the Führer.
757
01:20:21,168 --> 01:20:24,834
The Fatherland
is calling its children!
758
01:20:25,501 --> 01:20:33,000
This device will complete the biggest
war machine of all times.
759
01:20:33,168 --> 01:20:36,167
The Götterdämmerung will fly!
760
01:20:36,335 --> 01:20:37,910
Heil Adler!
761
01:21:00,658 --> 01:21:02,184
This is beautiful.
762
01:21:13,195 --> 01:21:16,856
- Where the hell are we goin'?
- To the Götterdämmerung.
763
01:21:17,508 --> 01:21:19,131
I think Klaus will be there.
764
01:21:29,553 --> 01:21:32,076
What did you think of that, Herr Adler?
765
01:21:32,575 --> 01:21:34,687
Alright, what about this Moon business?
766
01:21:34,767 --> 01:21:38,056
What do you say we head on over
and slap them around a bit.
767
01:21:39,429 --> 01:21:42,411
Klaus baby, I coming to get ya'.
768
01:21:55,016 --> 01:21:56,836
ATTEN-SHUN!!
769
01:21:58,393 --> 01:22:00,557
HEIL ADLER!!
770
01:22:02,915 --> 01:22:03,775
Heil!
771
01:22:07,042 --> 01:22:08,000
As you were.
772
01:22:09,836 --> 01:22:16,162
- Well? - The Earth fleet will be within
firing range in 20 minutes, my Führer.
773
01:22:20,042 --> 01:22:23,968
- Are your troops ready?
- We're waiting for Dr. Richter.
774
01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:38,980
- What the hell is this place?
- This is the Götterdämmerung.
775
01:22:39,060 --> 01:22:40,589
'It will liberate the Earth!'
776
01:22:41,835 --> 01:22:43,223
Actually.
777
01:22:44,242 --> 01:22:47,336
It's the biggest war machine
ever created by man.
778
01:22:52,593 --> 01:22:55,223
This is the bridge. That's where I'm going.
779
01:22:56,207 --> 01:22:57,927
I need to find your father, so...
780
01:22:58,357 --> 01:23:01,356
- where you think he at?
- I think you will find him over there.
781
01:23:02,103 --> 01:23:05,516
Try to sneak in,
and please paralyze the engines,
782
01:23:06,193 --> 01:23:12,114
- or otherwise the Earth is destroyed.
- Note to self, paralyze engines. Got it.
783
01:23:12,194 --> 01:23:14,337
- Ok.
- Oh. No-no-no-no.
784
01:23:14,417 --> 01:23:15,976
- What?
- You be careful.
785
01:23:16,503 --> 01:23:18,156
- I mean, you know, ah...
- What?
786
01:23:18,787 --> 01:23:22,119
- Because, well, you like me.
- Right...
787
01:23:22,199 --> 01:23:24,813
Oh, come on, a little.
788
01:23:30,038 --> 01:23:31,856
You like me.
789
01:23:49,984 --> 01:23:53,050
We have a visual on the
Nazi fortress, Commander.
790
01:23:55,475 --> 01:23:58,356
Obvious and overstated
as usual, Klaus.
791
01:24:17,212 --> 01:24:18,456
COME ON!!!
792
01:24:18,536 --> 01:24:23,176
Automated targeting reports hit percentage above
100, so we're consistently achieving double kills.
793
01:24:23,256 --> 01:24:24,646
BOOM, BITCHES!!
794
01:24:33,627 --> 01:24:36,048
Alright everyone,
let's get those nukes in action.
795
01:24:36,128 --> 01:24:39,808
- I'm declaring this fortress a free-fire-zone.
- But Commander, there are woman and children done there.
796
01:24:39,888 --> 01:24:43,846
The United States of America
does not negotiate with terrorists.
797
01:24:49,742 --> 01:24:52,469
- Prime warheads on secondary armament.
- Roger that.
798
01:24:52,549 --> 01:24:56,512
- Prepare all available ordinance for ground bombardment.
- Fire the fucking nukes!
799
01:24:59,157 --> 01:25:00,752
Nukes away.
800
01:25:37,744 --> 01:25:39,423
Job well done.
801
01:25:44,379 --> 01:25:46,030
Move!
802
01:25:51,908 --> 01:25:55,736
Who dares to disturb me?
Who dares to disturb me!
803
01:25:56,491 --> 01:25:57,604
- Dr. Richter!
- Oh!
804
01:25:58,378 --> 01:25:59,780
How much time do you need?
805
01:26:00,540 --> 01:26:02,496
It will fly, my Führer.
806
01:26:02,576 --> 01:26:05,733
The Götterdämmerung will
fly to the final victory.
807
01:26:05,813 --> 01:26:07,661
Cut the crap. How long?
808
01:26:08,859 --> 01:26:12,257
I would say three months,
give or take a little.
809
01:26:12,618 --> 01:26:14,671
I give you three minutes.
810
01:26:16,977 --> 01:26:20,917
He cut me off. It's not that easy.
Russia wasn't conquered in a day...
811
01:26:20,997 --> 01:26:21,718
Hey quack!
812
01:26:23,249 --> 01:26:24,303
Remember me?
813
01:26:26,423 --> 01:26:29,128
The moon spook you
turned into a snowflake.
814
01:26:33,130 --> 01:26:34,211
Start the Helium-3 engines.
815
01:26:34,236 --> 01:26:35,651
Start the Helium-3 engines.
816
01:26:42,163 --> 01:26:43,300
Now!
817
01:26:46,824 --> 01:26:48,264
Start the engines.
818
01:27:03,856 --> 01:27:07,036
Oh shit, it's alive.
819
01:27:36,220 --> 01:27:40,156
He sure must have the smallest
dick in the Universe.
820
01:27:44,566 --> 01:27:46,203
Load the cannons.
821
01:27:48,378 --> 01:27:49,627
Time...
822
01:27:54,061 --> 01:27:55,856
to fuck back.
823
01:28:10,221 --> 01:28:16,131
Everyone, take positions around this fat
phallus and wait for my command to open fire.
824
01:28:23,790 --> 01:28:26,495
- Offensive run confirmed.
- Let her rip.
825
01:28:34,269 --> 01:28:35,934
Shit!
826
01:28:38,223 --> 01:28:40,837
- Are the cannons ready to fire?
- Yes, my Führer.
827
01:28:41,127 --> 01:28:44,541
But the Earth is below the horizon,
on the other side of the Moon.
828
01:28:45,064 --> 01:28:46,958
We can't shoot.
829
01:28:47,709 --> 01:28:52,297
It was a full moon yesterday.
Let's make a brand new horizon.
830
01:28:53,656 --> 01:28:54,708
Fire at will.
831
01:29:52,011 --> 01:29:53,066
Fuck it!
832
01:30:03,917 --> 01:30:09,945
Reactivate the systems,
Weapons Unter-Offizier.
833
01:30:30,087 --> 01:30:32,015
We shall see...
834
01:30:33,250 --> 01:30:37,028
(Scientists) The projectiles of the
Götterdämmerung consist of metallic hydrogen,
835
01:30:37,108 --> 01:30:40,620
whose aggregate state is reached
only under extreme pressure .
836
01:30:40,925 --> 01:30:44,324
Its destructive power has
never been tested.
837
01:30:44,652 --> 01:30:46,816
The effects could be unexpected.
838
01:30:53,319 --> 01:30:55,059
(scientists) The rocket shells...
839
01:31:08,970 --> 01:31:10,649
There's no song moment now!
840
01:31:13,380 --> 01:31:15,087
It's a false alarm!
841
01:31:21,421 --> 01:31:23,135
Are you all imbeciles?
842
01:31:23,898 --> 01:31:27,961
Go and see what's going on!
ON THE DOUBLE!!
843
01:31:51,839 --> 01:31:55,432
Renate...
- I won't let you do it.
844
01:31:57,117 --> 01:32:00,571
What will you do? Shoot me?
845
01:32:16,533 --> 01:32:18,600
Good girl...
846
01:32:21,499 --> 01:32:24,579
Renate Richter, almost my bride.
847
01:32:24,957 --> 01:32:28,301
You destroyed something beautiful,
something wonderful.
848
01:32:29,008 --> 01:32:34,670
A future world full of Aryan children.
OUR ARYAN CHILDREN!!
849
01:32:36,896 --> 01:32:42,795
But you betrayed me, and you shall...
you shall pay for that.
850
01:32:42,879 --> 01:32:46,078
Your beauty for Odin's table...
851
01:32:46,158 --> 01:32:50,420
- Klaus! Wait! Let me say something.
- Well?
852
01:32:52,533 --> 01:32:55,658
I'm a bit busy.
- I've always respected you.
853
01:32:55,738 --> 01:32:59,253
As Führer, and as a man.
854
01:33:01,081 --> 01:33:03,148
I've even loved you.
855
01:33:04,383 --> 01:33:07,490
I belong to you.To you.
856
01:33:09,437 --> 01:33:15,128
Cute little speech.
But it's too late, my dear. Goodbye.
857
01:33:15,212 --> 01:33:18,295
I understand. I hail you.
858
01:33:19,379 --> 01:33:21,197
My Klaus.
859
01:33:23,220 --> 01:33:26,119
Sieg Heil, my Führer!
860
01:33:43,424 --> 01:33:46,961
- Washington, do you hear me? Washington.
- Renate. Was that you?
861
01:33:47,041 --> 01:33:50,155
- You need to shut down the engines.
- I'm working on it.
862
01:35:13,965 --> 01:35:15,658
Holy crap.
863
01:36:04,636 --> 01:36:06,467
Congratulations.
864
01:36:07,955 --> 01:36:10,155
High five.
865
01:36:12,444 --> 01:36:14,855
Well that was disappointing.
866
01:36:18,500 --> 01:36:21,968
Do you think he suffered?
Even just a little?
867
01:36:22,048 --> 01:36:27,467
Vivian, I knew you could do it. You're foxy
and salacious, all the way. Congratulations.
868
01:36:27,717 --> 01:36:31,855
- What's Helium-3?
- Helium.
869
01:36:32,613 --> 01:36:34,075
Did you say Helium-3?
870
01:36:34,155 --> 01:36:38,555
Yes, there like 15 to 20 giant towers
that appear to be full of the stuff.
871
01:36:38,955 --> 01:36:41,475
- That's ours.
- It is? Why?
872
01:36:41,718 --> 01:36:47,555
Helium-3 will make the U.S. independent of all
energy needs for the next thousand years.
873
01:36:48,149 --> 01:36:49,633
Yes, it's ours!
874
01:36:51,555 --> 01:36:54,183
No, no-no-no-no.
Hear me out. Hear me out.
875
01:36:54,263 --> 01:36:57,956
The Moon is American soil.
Moon flag, star and stripes.
876
01:36:58,036 --> 01:37:00,370
Who beat the Moon Nazis?
We did.
877
01:37:00,450 --> 01:37:04,675
Well, yeah yeah, alright, you help out here and
there, but ultimately it's just like World War II...
878
01:37:04,755 --> 01:37:06,655
and who won that?
We did.
879
01:37:07,593 --> 01:37:10,538
- YOU LIE!!
- You don't believe me?
880
01:37:10,618 --> 01:37:12,845
Watch the movies.
Movies don't lie.
881
01:37:13,758 --> 01:37:16,155
Not the shoes, Jesus!
882
01:37:16,963 --> 01:37:19,559
Vivian, this is the Secretary of Defense.
883
01:37:19,639 --> 01:37:23,227
- Defend and hold that Helium-3 at all costs.
- But against who?
884
01:37:23,307 --> 01:37:25,555
AGAINST EVERYBODY!!
885
01:39:03,829 --> 01:39:09,202
Please don't, never again!
886
01:39:22,524 --> 01:39:24,744
What was the Earth like?
887
01:39:28,114 --> 01:39:29,779
Different.
888
01:39:32,775 --> 01:39:38,158
When can we fly there?
Soon. Soon...
889
01:39:41,468 --> 01:39:44,244
But how?
- In peace.
890
01:39:48,837 --> 01:39:53,655
Unfortunately that's the story of revenge.
It's messy.
891
01:39:54,055 --> 01:39:57,213
Never really works out
the way you want it to.
892
01:39:59,393 --> 01:40:01,355
I feel lonely.
893
01:40:02,355 --> 01:40:06,475
The eternal love of God, the love of God
into our hearts, or we will burn...
894
01:40:06,555 --> 01:40:10,655
burn in hell,
burning in eternal damnation.
895
01:40:11,227 --> 01:40:12,955
Renate!
896
01:40:15,829 --> 01:40:17,555
Washington.
897
01:40:30,705 --> 01:40:33,555
You are alive.
898
01:40:34,006 --> 01:40:37,225
It's okay.
It's okay.
899
01:40:45,769 --> 01:40:48,555
And you are the way
you're meant to be.
900
01:41:01,096 --> 01:41:04,155
Are you aware that you
are kissing a black man?
901
01:41:11,855 --> 01:41:15,030
I guess you have a lot
of work cut out for you.
902
01:41:16,305 --> 01:41:22,728
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