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Seventy million circumcisions

That they report.

Think about that.

You know what, Cassidy?

Seventy million baby

Severed, harvested, piled up.

Shoveled into

and you don't wanna know

Who's the "they," Cassidy?

The oligarchs.

It's big business.

Hey, this guy of yours

Mike's an old family friend.

If we're looking for God,

So, he's like

Like, some kind

bounty hunter kind

He's a religious scholar.

Just reads a lot.

Huh.

Well, that sounds like

Skin grafts. Skin grafts.

We know they're

It was on

And they're putting it into

Hold up. They do not put

Yes, they do. It helps bloody

Cassidy, that is a lie.

You'd feel those itty-bitty

What you feel is smoother,

And that's how they hook you.

You do have nice skin.Shut up.

[MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]

This is such a bad song.

Shite.

Come on, Eileen...

[SIREN BLARING]

Bollocks, I just lit this.

How fast were you going?

Ninety-seven.

It's cool.

I'll just pull over

and do my Afghan

Yeah, you could do that.

Seriously?

It's up to you.

We're low on gas.

Don't do it then.

[SCOFFS]

[MUSIC PLAYING LOUDER]

I love a car chase.

Come on, Eileen

Oh, I swear

At this moment

You mean everything

You in that dress

Verge on dirty

Come on, Eileen

Come on, Eileen

[ALL HUMMING]

And you'll hum

Come on, Eileen

Oh, I swear

At this moment

You mean everything

You in that dress

My thoughts, I confess

Verge on dirty

Come on, Eileen

It's a good song.

Yeah. It's all right.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING]

[TULIP SIGHS][SIREN BLARING]

You happy now?Getting there.

You're cute.

Wanna go out some time?

I'd like that.

[CHUCKLES]

OFFICER: Get out of the car!

[SIGHS] There's gonna

Sure.

[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]

SERGEANT: All right, freak.

Drop the grass

Mmm-hmm. [INHALES]

But I need the umbrella,

Drop the umbrella. Now!

[SPITS] All right, Well...

All right,

No, hands! Hands!

Let me see your hands!Just relax.

I'm just gonna

I just wanna grab my...

OFFICER: Give me your hands!

CASSIDY: You bastard!

[GROANING]

Keep your hands in there.Hey, be careful, be careful.

Thanks ever so much.'Course. Anytime.

Nice bloke.

What the hell are you doing?

But he said he'd catch fire.

[CHUCKLES] Idiot...

[SCREAMING]

Guess he was telling the truth

Come on out here, boy.

Wanna ask y'all

No, no, no.

Don't. Don't.JESSE: Stop.

Holster your guns.

SERGEANT: The hell'd

Step over there.

You.

Gas up our car.

You.

Mace your balls.

[UNZIPPING]

[MACE SPRAYING][GROANING]

You two hold hands.

And you,

recite

There's

I'm going down to see

No other soldier knows her

No soldier, only me

She cried so when I left her

It like to broke her heart

And if I ever meet her

No, I don't like that.

Like what?

That thing of yours.

Genesis.

Whatever. I don't like it.

You rather we just shoot

Be fair at least.

That thing ain't even fun.

It's kind of fun.

[GROANING]

TULIP: Something that

like some kind of

and makes you do things?

"Smoky brain hand?"Whatever.

Look, my point is,

Get Cassidy and let's go.

[MUFFLED GUNSHOT]

[GRUNTS]

[MUFFLED GUNSHOT]

Everybody, down!

Sniper! We're in the open.

Smoke!

[GRUNTS]

Cease fire!

[YELPS] Help!

[SCREAMING]

You talk about

Stay down! [GRUNTS]

God damn it!

What kind of gun is that?I don't know.

Maybe I'll make him tell me.

[BOTH GRUNT]

Time to go.

I'm not leaving my car.

Where's Cassidy?

I'm not leaving my car, Jesse!

Then you better

Siphon? With what?

How about that?

No way.It's up to you.

I gotta find Cassidy.

[GRUNTING]

[BLOWING]

[CASSIDY SCREAMING]

Ready to go?Yes, please.

Go! Go, go, go!

I gotta get the taste out.

My Lord.

What the heck you folks

Is that...

Is that intestine?

All right, I'm gonna

There's no cops left!

That son of a bitch

We don't want

So why don't you just

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Mmm-mmm.[SIGHS]

[BURPS]

Here.

[GRUNTS]

[SIGHS]

Trust me.

[CHUCKLES]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

[MEOWS]

Hello.

Come here, you little beauty.

[CAT MEWLING]

REPORTER:

in the blast that destroyed

Authorities are

Hi.

All right.

I got bottled water...

Yoo-hoo and hot sauce.

Hello?

All right.

Fine.

Did you see that back there?

It was like we weren't

JESSE: Everyone okay?Sure.

What the hell happened

We didn't do anything.

CASSIDY: Have you not been

Your boyfriend's got

There's all kinds of folks

TULIP: "Superpower." Please.

No offense to our superhero

but maybe we just showed

We're in Texas.

[CHUCKLES] They pretty much

I don't know. Padre,

We have a job to do.

If I see him again,

But for now we keep going.

Unlucky start is all.

That's what it is.

That's what it is.

Nothing but smooth-ish sailing

Hey, Cass?What?

You got some cat fur.

Oh. [CHUCKLES] Thanks.

Ginger?

[CHUCKLES]

Preacher?

[STAMMERS] He wasn't here.

Preacher?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

He wasn't here.

Open.

sorry?

Your mouth.

Oh, God.

No.

[SCREAMING]

You guys wait here.

Mike can be...

I'll be right back.

Oh, yeah. Getting a real

Maybe he's between schools.

Whatever.

I just wanna take a shower.

Keep finding bits of...

I don't know what in my hair.

What?[CLICKS TONGUE]

Nothing.

Tulip, I feel bad.

About what?About Jesse.

I don't like keeping

I didn't know.

I didn't know you

When me and you,

Look, I just...

I really...

Okay. I'mma try not to

But out of all

that is the stupidest.

I doubt that's true.

Listen to me, Cassidy.

You wanna feel really bad?

Go tell him we had sex.

See what your mate does then.

'Cause you don't

I know he saved my life

And I know he tries

More than most people do.

Sure, Jesse's got sides

A good side, a fun side,

but he's got

A deep-down side.

Sure, we all got sides.

Me, I got tons of them.

Might be the most

Would you hush?

[WHISPERING] What is that?

Hello?

[WOMAN CRYING]

Hello?WOMAN: Hello?

Yes! Hello! I'm here.

Thank God. Quick.

Before he comes back.

Give me a phone

MIKE: Leave her.

Excuse me? Who is this?

That's Ashleigh.

[SOBBING] Please.

MIKE: Come on.

You don't hear

None of our business.

Pleasure meeting

I'm sorry.

[ASHLEIGH SOBBING]

ASHLEIGH: No, please,

So, bathroom's in there,

My wife used to tidy,

ASHLEIGH: Please! I can't

Young lady, that's enough.

I have house guests.

ASHLEIGH: NO, Mike. Sorry.

MIKE: All right. Living room.

That's Eddie the dog.

Can I ask a question

and the different rooms?

She wants to know

Well, parishioners need help

Drugs, sex, Twitter...

They come to me.

So someone comes

A covered cage. That's right.

To curb their urges.

Am I the only one who thinks

No. I was wondering

Why not just lock

You could chain her

Covered cage

Now, anyone else

want to tell me

So...

I know you didn't

No.

What then'?

I'm afraid I have

Obviously.

Okay. Spit it out.

It's about God.

Come on. There's whiskey.

He's gone.

You sure?

Somehow I'm not surprised.

These past few weeks,

every time I prayed...

He didn't answer.

And now I know why.

God's gone.

Missing is what they said.

Most likely walking the Earth.

MIKE: This angel said?

That you commanded

Genesis, that's right.

Meaning what? Missing where?

Well, you're the scholar.

We're asking you.

You know,

I came across a map

the Almighty's whereabouts

Mesopotamia? Where's that?

I don't know,

Are you kids high right now?

No.

Not in a covered

Idiots. There's no map.

But something you've read?

No.

Nothing in all these books?

MIKE: Books?

You call Heaven

to discover God's

What book is that exactly?

All right. All right.

So, something you've seen

Someone you talked to?

I said no.

And I've said it about every

[SIGHS]

I know you had your hopes up.

But that's why

ASHLEIGH: Can I just have

Just to post something

Just say your prayers

No one wants to see photos

I think you'd be surprised,

Hush your mouth.

ASHLEIGH: Can you refill

Give me a sec.

CASSIDY: He seems really nice.

Yep. A nice waste of time.

Maybe.

What you got there?

Your parents.

Mike married them.Let's have a look.

John Custer and Christina...

L'Angelle.

She was beautiful.

Is she...

A long time ago.

There's just

Where's the rest

Mike was pretty much

On your mom's side, the...

L'Angelle.

L'Angelles, where were they?

They weren't invited.

[DOOR OPENS]

[MIKE SIGHS]

That Internet

Stay clear of it if you can.

You spending the night?

Is that okay?Yeah.

Eddie and I'll take the couch.

You can have my room.

Wait, I'm sorry, um...

Thanks for having us and all,

but don't you have,

[SNIFFS]

I'm sorry Mmm-hmm.

It's cozy. Isn't it?

Now, look.

I know this is your first

so I'd imagine you have plans

It's fine.No, Jess. I just...

I hate to be a third wheel.No, you're not.

No. Listen, in Ireland,

you got your folks,

right on top of you

Hmm.Yeah.

The grunting, rocking back

You learn to sleep through it.

Right.I'm not gonna be an issue.

It's not a problem for me.

Thanks, Cass. All right.

I think we're

Right?

Yep.

Right.

Rumor is I'm

so if it gets vexatious,

[SNORING]

[EXHALES]

MIKE: You expecting someone?

Just the stars.

You ever consider

maybe He's got a reason?

Yeah, and I wanna hear it.

Maybe He has a good reason.

Maybe He's in trouble.

Maybe something went wrong.

Maybe He needs help.

Maybe we can help Him.

What if I don't

If I find out He's left

I'm gonna hold that son

Don't you blaspheme.

Your daddy heard

"Hold Him to account."

I don't need an army.

Show me. Go on.

Otherwise, for all I know,

Break something.

Jesus.

Before my daddy died,

if you wanna talk

Right before he died, he said

big things would

Said it like it was a promise

For the longest time,

For a while, I thought maybe

This is it.

This is my call.

I'm gonna find Him, Mike.

Whether you help me or not.

What you got there?

I ran into a woman,

Parishioner of mine.

I had her out in the garage

Booze, pills.

But she'd been sober a while,

I found her looking pale

I ask her, "What's wrong?"

And she told me God Himself

So I assumed she was

But now?

Looking back on it?

She was pale as a ghost.

That's her card?

It's sort of a dance hall

Right.

Maybe she can help.

So I guess we just drive

and ask to talk

Can't be that easy.

No, son. I'm sure it won't be.

[DOG BARKING]

[BARKING CONTINUES]

[DOG YELPS]

You broke my door and my dog.

What the hell

MAN:

I'm the only preacher here.

There's whiskey.

Sit.Where is he?

He cut out for Dodge City

Join up with Wyatt Earp.

Where is he?

Georgia. Midnight train.

Where is he?

He's on his way to San Antone,

You know who I am?

You're the...

Yeah. I've heard about you.

So, you know I can

And you know that knife

won't stop me asking.

No.

But it'll stop me from saying.

[MIKE GRUNTS]

TULIP: God came here?

JESSE: That's what Mike said.

CASSIDY: I think

Hide in plain

Outside, it's a strip club,

inside, old chaps wearing

[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING][CHATTERING]

CASSIDY: Or, even better,

All right.

I'm gonna go and have a look

I'm gonna look for Tammy.

Mmm-hmm.

Hey.

What's going on?

You haven't heard?

What town?

Come on. She's in back.

[KNOCKING]Yeah?

They're asking for you.

[SCOFFS]

Not again.

Tell the Bishop no

Not after what

What happened last time?I don't know what that means.

You're not from the diocese?

No.

[WALKIE-TALKIE STATIC]Doug, I got hands

We're looking for God.

[CHUCKLES] Aren't we all?

Mike told us you might

I know a lot of Mikes.

A lot of Mikes that put you

Oh.

That Mike. Yeah,

JESSE: Not after we talked

He thinks that

[SCOFFS] "Saw God."

Yeah.

Now I think he's crazy.

Tammy, your hand's shaking.

I think maybe

Well, on account of Mike

I'll tell you this much.

TAMMY: Close the door.

God was here.

He came in a couple times

He sat in the back,

Asked the band to play

Guess it was His favorite.

Other than that?

A customer?

Really?

No, I lied. He was a dancer.

What was He like?

What did God look like?

What was He doing here?

Let me ask you a question,

What do you want from Him?

We just have a few questions.

"Questions?" The arrogance.

[CHUCKLES] God won't

He might.No, He won't.

He'll turn His head

You'll feel so naked

But He won't

Customer confidentiality

So, help yourself

So, Genesis.

I can use it on her, right?

Hm, I don't know.

What's not to know?

She is being a dick

but I think Genesis should be

Doug? Hello? Do you copy?

Come into my office, please.

We're asking questions,

Now she's calling Doug.

Seems pretty last-resort

No, you're being lazy.

If you want answers,

I'm not gonna beat her.

She ain't that old.

Doug. I need you in my office.

At least let me ask

Why do all men come

First time it's for the girls.

And if they come back,

[CLICKS TONGUE]

He fell in love? With who?

I told you what I was gonna

I'm guessing it's

Doug. Damn it.

Doug, you idiot.

Quit your fooling

I really want

What are your

My specific objections

I am not down with that.

What if I use it on her

That way she'll forget

Doug!

She is really irritating.

So, Tammy.

I'm gonna do something to you.

You ain't doing shit!

JESSE: Hey. Calm down.Anybody tries to hurt me...

I will stab their eyes out.

Tammy, please.

Doug! Doug! Help me!

Get in here!

Tammy. Tammy, it's fine.

[MUFFLED GUNSHOT] [GASPS]

[SIGHS]

No.

[GROANS]

Damn.

No. No, no, no, no, no,

I'm sorry, Tammy,

Who was God coming

Who was God's girl?

God didn't come for the girls,

He came for the jazz.

ThE jazz?

I hope you find him, Preacher.

You will shit yourself.

[CHUCKLING]

[DOOR OPENING]

[PANTING]

Whoa.

You're in trouble now.

[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

MAN: Look, now, for me,

No. You wanna

It's the Springfield, okay?The Springfield?

You're good to go.Come on.

Move.

Sorry Tulip: What the hell

You can touch the girls

It's industry standard.

That's for food, Cassidy.

No, I didn't shoot anybody.

Enough!

We've been over it.

Let's go to bed.

[MOUTHING]

Hey. Did we get

We learned we're

Great! That's good, isn't it?

Right there on His trail.

Right?

Good night, Cassidy.

Padre.

Padre, I'm sorry.

[STAMMERS] I won't

See you tomorrow.All right.

[EXHALES]

MAN: [ON TV] Mumbai Sky Tower,

East Texas's premiere and only

is proud to announce

You think you've seen it all,

TULIP: Hey.

A once-in-a-lifetime

You know what I like to do?

When I've had a bad day,

it feels like I got

I like to go in the bathroom

and lock the door behind me.

Open it.

You open it.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[THUDDING]

MAN: [ON TV] You think

until you've seen

A once-in-a-lifetime

Book your tickets today

for a performance

a performer you

Huh?

[INDISTINCT TV CHATTER]

Stop!

I said stop!