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The 69th! The 69th prize number!

Oh, that number...

It excites me.

I am the 69th.

And I want you to take care of me, Mario.

Oh, yes, you. Mario. Always with Mario.

Mario here, Mario there.

Oh, yes.

Mi-a-chi-a-chi, mi-a-chi-a-chi, mi-a-chi-a-chi-a.

What do you want me to do for you?

A massage.

A massage with a G or a J?

How do you want your massage? Complete or half-complete?

Complete.

Well, cutie...

Follow me to America.

Oh, my God.

Excuse me, ma'am.

What do you think of that asshole?

Since he came to work here, he's taken all our clients away.

What kind of massage should I give you?

We're running out of people.

I think two pills is more than enough.

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, for all you want,

don't let me down again.

Look, we're almost done.

It's the last one.

Mario, my love, where are you, baby? I'm waiting for you.

I'm coming, desperate.

You're very angry. I'm coming, baby.

I'm coming.

Charlie, don't be scared or frightened. I want you as stiff as before.

Excuse me, ma'am.

We're going to get away from Matt.

My heat detector is already activated.

Mario, my love, do you want me on your shoulders or on your back?

I'm going to say yes.

Let's see, my darling.

How do you want your massage?

Half lubrication, complete lubrication, change of oil,

or do you want me to blow into the pillow?

I want everything, everything, everything.

Complete service.

Well, excuse me, ma'am.

Oh, what is this? What is this?

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.

Oh, no. Now you do me, daddy.

We'll fix it right now.

Enrico, Charros, Charros, Charros.

Oh, oh, oh.

No, no, no, no.

Yes, daddy, yes.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Excuse me.

Yes, daddy.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Yes, daddy.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

I'm so, so, so horny, and the worst of all is that...

it doesn't want to work for me.

And how old are you?

Maybe...

thirty-three.

Tell me the truth.

Well, fine...

fifty, a big fifty, and what does that matter?

What does that matter?

What do you mean, what does it matter?

Friend, how do you expect it to work for you?

After fifty, it's already very difficult.

How many times do you use it?

Well, like...

ten times.

Ten times a month?

No, ten times a day.

Ten times daily?

My God!

Yes, of course.

I'm going to prescribe you something.

So that you lose the desire and let that penis rest.

Doc, no, the...

What I want is for you to prescribe me something, but for what?

So that it starts working again.

But how?

How?

Well, I trust you a lot.

You're my great friend.

I just don't know how to tell you.

But well, here it goes.

Charlie has an insatiable appetite.

Charlie?

Who's Charlie?

Charlie!

Don't tell me that Charlie already...

No, no, no, that's what I call my twenty-first finger.

Lately, you know what I've been doing to support my children, and I can't afford to fail.

And well, I need you to help me out.

And what do you want me to do?

Step up like a champ.

Ah!

Girls, here comes the crazy one.

What does she do to the clients that she only spends her time massaging, Karen?

Who knows? But here she comes, shut up.

Oh, yes!

Who's on duty?

Oh, it's me!

Let down the cord of your hair and let my body get close and do this to you.

How are you, girls? Are you okay?

Oh, you all woke up so beautiful today!

Have you eaten yet?

Yes, it shows? Well, keep eating, my dears.

She's coming, girl! I'm leaving, girl!

Oh, let go!

Oh, she's a crazy one!

Oh!

Oh!

Hello, what's wrong?

Hello, how are you? I have an appointment with Mario.

With that faggot?

Oh, well I don't know, my queen, but it's...

No, but no, I don't know if we're going to do it cooler.

No, no, no, but I don't think you guys can do what they're going to do.

No, we're going to leave you looking better, because he, honestly, does a bad job and it's not because I'm a gossip, but his hands smell like fish.

Oh, well that's nice, huh.

No, seriously, look, and it's not in a bad way, but he does a bad job.

And he's a bad person, huh.

Ok, well he's always done a very good job for me, huh.

Well, I don't think so, but really, I don't know, we're going to leave you looking better.

Wait, wait.

Don't tell me anything, I don't think so, I don't think so, I don't think you can do a job like...

Hey, hey!

Oh, welcome, my love! How are you?

Hello, sweetheart.

Come in, make yourself at home.

Oh, God forbid I fall victim to your tongues.

It's a good thing cannibalism doesn't exist anymore, because you all eat people alive.

Well, little brother, here we are again. Now, what's the emergency?

Come on, tell me, tell me, don't you ever get tired? Well, how do you do it?

Damn it, tell me what your secret is.

Help me support your godchildren, damn it.

Otherwise, you're going to support them.

No, no, no, no way in hell, damn it. Besides, they eat like crazy.

But look, just because you're my little brother, and I love you very much, put this on and believe me, you'll see the results.

Where do I put it on?

What do you mean where, dude? Well, on Charly. Didn't you say you want him firm again?

Well, put it on and you'll see.

What's happening?

What's happening?

Ah!

Oh, my Charly, my Charly, what am I going to do with you?

No, no, no, how can you think that? Oh, you've always been my lifelong companion.

I should have listened to my dad when he gave me advice.

Yes, I was about 14 years old and he would tell me, "Oh, Mario, don't pull the goose's neck so much, because when you turn 50..."

Oh, shoot, I'm already 50.

Oh, but I look like I'm 33.

Yes, that piece of penis is going to look like a dry, dry gut.

How much did he tell me to put on?

Well, I'll put some, let's see, we'll put a little more.

Oh, don't fail me, my Charly, don't fail me.

At least two more years, two years.

You know I have to fulfill all my obligations.

I need a lot of money to support my children.

How much did he tell me to put on?

I'll put it all on.

Well, since it's already here, well, here on the counter.

Oh, son, as my grandmother used to say, have a chocolate and pay what you owe.

Don't be too confident that we have Enrico.

Yes, he has gotten us out of trouble, but he won't always be there for us.

So you, get yourself together, I want you to get it up.

Let's see.

Enrico, yes, your little herbs did work for me, but only for a little while.

Yes, you killed my Charly.

He doesn't move anymore, it's just because I can't reach him, otherwise I'd give him a kiss.

See, a tear even fell from his little eye.

Well, when?

Well, you never told me, I put on the whole little bag.

The whole little bag? You're such an idiot, Mario.

Imagine what would happen if you smoked the whole little bag.

You'd get stupid, right? Well, that's what happened to Charly, he got stupid too.

Well, I already messed up.

Hey, Enrico, I need you to keep helping me out.

Because, well, as long as this doesn't work, well, you're going to keep dropping your pants.

Yes, whatever you say, little brother, but...

Are you sure that's what you want?

Of course, well, yes.

Help me out and step up like the champs.

Alright, brother.

What do you say?

It's very good.

The dose is going to run out.

In this moment, everything that we are experiencing, Mario,

is out of your control.

It's out of your control.

In this moment, everything that we are experiencing, Mario,

is out of your control.

I will keep dropping my pants.

I will keep dropping my pants.

I don't know what to say.

I'm so stressed out.

I can't talk.

I can't think.

I'm so tired.

I can't take it anymore.

I can't breathe.

I'm dead.

It's a requirement of the company. Don't think that...

It's $7,540.75.

That much?

You have 10 children in this school.

Well, yes, and I had 12, but my wife had 2 left on the way.

Well, I would have completed the soccer team.

Look, it's almost 12 and this rice is not cooked.

Well, can you count?

Of course.

Well, look, don't count a lot with me, but look, there it is.

Pedrito, Fernando, Luisito, Alberto and Javiercito.

But look, the 75 are there.

How many?

Well, between us, I don't think there could be another way to fix this.

As long as you introduce me to the friend I've seen you with before.

Ah, of course. We could have started with that.

That has a solution.

Let me call him.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Enrico.