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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:24,854 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:48,515 I have nothing to ask of you. 3 00:00:53,585 --> 00:00:55,485 I'm not the wheel. 4 00:00:55,487 --> 00:00:57,354 I want... 5 00:00:57,356 --> 00:00:58,691 emotion. 6 00:01:00,826 --> 00:01:02,659 The valley. 7 00:01:02,661 --> 00:01:04,329 The architect. 8 00:01:06,564 --> 00:01:08,768 I can't feel the ocean. 9 00:01:12,771 --> 00:01:16,273 ♪ Millions of people ♪ 10 00:01:16,275 --> 00:01:21,648 ♪ Millions of people try ♪ 11 00:01:22,748 --> 00:01:24,751 ♪ To see ♪ 12 00:01:26,185 --> 00:01:29,222 ♪ The uncanny valley ♪ 13 00:01:32,825 --> 00:01:38,731 ♪ I'm sorry ♪ 14 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:44,800 ♪ I have nothing to show to you ♪ 15 00:01:44,802 --> 00:01:46,603 ♪ My heart ♪ 16 00:01:46,605 --> 00:01:48,738 ♪ My wind ♪ 17 00:01:48,740 --> 00:01:50,240 ♪ My ocean ♪ 18 00:01:50,242 --> 00:01:52,208 It's my agent. Hello? 19 00:01:52,210 --> 00:01:53,943 I'm going to LA! They said they watched my tape. 20 00:01:53,945 --> 00:01:56,213 They loved my performance, my song, 21 00:01:56,215 --> 00:01:57,580 and they want me in LA on Monday. 22 00:01:57,582 --> 00:01:59,183 You have to come with me. 23 00:01:59,185 --> 00:02:01,184 This is like our moment, you know? 24 00:02:01,186 --> 00:02:02,618 ♪ Millions of people ♪ 25 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:04,320 I'm not an LA person. 26 00:02:04,322 --> 00:02:07,257 Just keep saying that, and you'll fit right in. 27 00:02:07,259 --> 00:02:10,459 What am I gonna do for two weeks without you? 28 00:02:10,461 --> 00:02:12,762 - I love you. - Bye, babe. 29 00:02:12,764 --> 00:02:14,330 See you there! 30 00:02:14,332 --> 00:02:17,334 ♪ The uncanny valley ♪ 31 00:02:17,336 --> 00:02:18,568 Hi, honey. 32 00:02:18,570 --> 00:02:20,770 I broke the lease. 33 00:02:20,772 --> 00:02:24,473 We are officially not getting our security deposit back. 34 00:02:24,475 --> 00:02:26,209 The landlord was a dick. 35 00:02:26,211 --> 00:02:27,945 But oh, well. 36 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:30,746 Um, I'm hitting the road. 37 00:02:30,748 --> 00:02:33,316 I can't wait to see you. I miss you. 38 00:02:33,318 --> 00:02:34,817 ♪ My heart ♪ 39 00:02:34,819 --> 00:02:37,588 ♪ My wind, my ocean ♪ 40 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:40,256 Hey, babe. The new apartment is ridiculous. 41 00:02:40,258 --> 00:02:41,657 ♪ You can't overthrow ♪ 42 00:02:41,659 --> 00:02:44,627 I can see the beach from our window. 43 00:02:44,629 --> 00:02:48,832 - Love you. - ♪ Que sera, sera ♪ 44 00:02:48,834 --> 00:02:52,369 ♪ Millions of people ♪ 45 00:02:52,371 --> 00:02:56,739 ♪ Millions of people try ♪ 46 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:58,944 ♪ To see ♪ 47 00:03:02,313 --> 00:03:05,317 ♪ The uncanny valley ♪ 48 00:03:25,570 --> 00:03:26,506 Hold on. 49 00:03:28,774 --> 00:03:30,274 Hey. 50 00:03:30,276 --> 00:03:32,909 Hi. Oh, my God. 51 00:03:32,911 --> 00:03:35,711 I thought you were coming tomorrow. 52 00:03:35,713 --> 00:03:37,481 Well, I'm here. Surprise. 53 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:38,951 Is that the weed guy? 54 00:03:40,853 --> 00:03:44,356 Oh, you're not the weed guy. 55 00:03:45,957 --> 00:03:48,058 No, I'm not the weed guy. 56 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:49,925 I'm the girlfriend guy. 57 00:03:49,927 --> 00:03:53,363 I'm the drove-across-the-fucking country-to-get-here guy. 58 00:03:53,365 --> 00:03:54,597 ♪ Yeah ♪ 59 00:03:54,599 --> 00:03:56,600 ♪ Ooh ♪ 60 00:03:59,003 --> 00:04:01,004 I just want you in my entire life. 61 00:04:01,006 --> 00:04:03,639 - Don't fucking touch me. - No, okay, I didn't mean to. 62 00:04:03,641 --> 00:04:06,579 I'm outta here. Oh, my God. 63 00:04:13,985 --> 00:04:15,985 Financial assistance, 64 00:04:15,987 --> 00:04:19,456 including the regions of the only assured IBF program, ARCH. 65 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:21,957 You do not need a referral to be seen regarding your... 66 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:23,926 Entertainment twin. 67 00:04:23,928 --> 00:04:26,029 Earlier this morning we talked a lot about... 68 00:04:26,031 --> 00:04:28,731 So do I, but I've been rejected so many times. 69 00:04:28,733 --> 00:04:31,570 She fell in love with her first husband on set... 70 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:13,009 I just... I quit my job, and I sold all my stuff, 71 00:05:13,011 --> 00:05:15,010 and I drove all the way across the country 72 00:05:15,012 --> 00:05:18,081 just because she wanted to be on a stupid singing competition. 73 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:20,617 Well, I never trusted her. 74 00:05:20,619 --> 00:05:23,652 Too much eyeliner means she's hiding something, obviously, 75 00:05:23,654 --> 00:05:25,421 and all that money from her parents... 76 00:05:25,423 --> 00:05:26,990 Mom, you didn't like her because she was a "her." 77 00:05:26,992 --> 00:05:29,091 Excuse me very much. 78 00:05:29,093 --> 00:05:32,128 I'll have you know that I went to the Gay Festival this year. 79 00:05:32,130 --> 00:05:34,096 - Gay Pride. - Gay Pride Festival, 80 00:05:34,098 --> 00:05:37,433 and I wore a T-shirt with a rainbow, 81 00:05:37,435 --> 00:05:42,671 and I danced with a lovely man in four-inch heels. 82 00:05:42,673 --> 00:05:45,574 Hey, listen, I don't care if you want to date 83 00:05:45,576 --> 00:05:47,844 a person who's a man or a woman 84 00:05:47,846 --> 00:05:51,514 or a woman who wants to be a pans... 85 00:05:51,516 --> 00:05:53,683 pan-gen-pansexual... 86 00:05:53,685 --> 00:05:56,086 Okay, Mom, I get it. Don't hurt yourself. 87 00:05:56,088 --> 00:05:57,788 I'm going to go crash. 88 00:05:57,790 --> 00:05:59,156 Hey, hey, come here. 89 00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:01,091 My baby girl, wait, wait, wait. 90 00:06:01,093 --> 00:06:06,863 You are bright and talented and smart and beautiful, 91 00:06:06,865 --> 00:06:11,134 and you deserve to have a loving and supportive woman. 92 00:06:11,136 --> 00:06:12,805 Thank you, Mom. 93 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:33,617 Where have you been? 94 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:37,120 Walking with my women's group. You should join us sometime. 95 00:07:37,122 --> 00:07:40,156 I think you and I have different definitions of "women's group." 96 00:07:40,158 --> 00:07:41,160 Very funny. 97 00:07:43,228 --> 00:07:45,064 Hello. 98 00:07:47,298 --> 00:07:50,168 Okay, that's it. 99 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:53,603 Mom, it's the showcase showdown. 100 00:07:53,605 --> 00:07:55,704 Honey, you have been sitting on this couch for two weeks. 101 00:07:55,706 --> 00:07:58,074 I've done your laundry, I've made your food, 102 00:07:58,076 --> 00:07:59,808 and if I hear that "Two Hands" song... 103 00:07:59,810 --> 00:08:01,310 - "Both Hands." - "Both Hands" one more time, 104 00:08:01,312 --> 00:08:03,613 - I'm gonna jump off a bridge. - Mom! 105 00:08:03,615 --> 00:08:05,315 I'm not saying you have to pay rent. 106 00:08:05,317 --> 00:08:07,683 Just get out of the house and do something with yourself. 107 00:08:07,685 --> 00:08:10,021 And no more junk TV. 108 00:08:57,769 --> 00:09:00,136 ♪ You got caught ♪ 109 00:09:00,138 --> 00:09:03,373 ♪ You got caught ♪ 110 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:06,276 ♪ Now your hands are tied ♪ 111 00:09:06,278 --> 00:09:08,243 ♪ Oh, you fought ♪ 112 00:09:08,245 --> 00:09:11,714 ♪ How you fought ♪ 113 00:09:11,716 --> 00:09:14,217 ♪ People, they got wise ♪ 114 00:09:14,219 --> 00:09:18,054 ♪ Hear them whisper in the floor ♪ 115 00:09:18,056 --> 00:09:21,160 ♪ If only you could see them ♪ 116 00:09:22,293 --> 00:09:24,196 ♪ But you got caught ♪ 117 00:09:26,030 --> 00:09:29,666 Well, well, well. 118 00:09:29,668 --> 00:09:32,901 Look at what the sad gay cat dragged in. 119 00:09:32,903 --> 00:09:35,638 Ah! 120 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,642 - Becks the Wreck. - Oh, fuck you, man. 121 00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:41,011 I haven't been called that since I was 17. 122 00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:42,978 How you doin', kiddo? 123 00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:46,782 Well, I am single, and I'm broke, 124 00:09:46,784 --> 00:09:50,887 and I'm back home living with my mom. 125 00:09:50,889 --> 00:09:52,789 I'm sorry. 126 00:09:52,791 --> 00:09:54,156 I'm a billionaire playboy 127 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:55,858 who sleeps on a bed of titties every night. 128 00:09:58,929 --> 00:10:00,964 Yes, please. 129 00:10:00,966 --> 00:10:04,166 Um, but you named your bar Perfectos? 130 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:05,969 Yes. That's what the Cards were called 131 00:10:05,971 --> 00:10:07,403 before they were the Cards. 132 00:10:07,405 --> 00:10:09,939 It's like St. Louis history. Hello. 133 00:10:09,941 --> 00:10:12,809 It sounds like the shittiest taco truck in Sacramento. 134 00:10:12,811 --> 00:10:15,679 Ohh... 135 00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:16,979 I missed you. 136 00:10:16,981 --> 00:10:18,348 I missed you too. 137 00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:21,387 To success beyond our wildest dreams. 138 00:10:24,389 --> 00:10:27,424 Gene, you need anything? 139 00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:29,892 Eugene? 140 00:10:29,894 --> 00:10:31,094 He's basically dead. 141 00:10:31,096 --> 00:10:32,796 - You wanna, mm-hmm? - Yeah. 142 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,198 I don't know what I was thinking. 143 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:38,068 She was gonna be a big celebrity or something. 144 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:41,304 Ugh. She's an idiot. 145 00:10:41,306 --> 00:10:43,406 A very hot idiot though. 146 00:10:43,408 --> 00:10:45,809 - Best tits on earth. - Oh? 147 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:48,445 How best? 148 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:53,416 Like on a scale of Aniston to Upton. 149 00:10:53,418 --> 00:10:55,752 A solid Johansson. 150 00:10:55,754 --> 00:10:57,789 - Fuck! - Yeah. 151 00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:00,924 Damn. 152 00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:02,892 I should've known that my tiny high school dong 153 00:11:02,894 --> 00:11:06,429 could never measure up to a pair of Johannsons. 154 00:11:06,431 --> 00:11:08,098 - Scarlet Johannson? - Yeah, yeah. 155 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,833 Scarlet Johannson. 156 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,035 Oh, it had nothing to do with your dick, Dave, 157 00:11:12,037 --> 00:11:14,470 and everything to do with my vagina. 158 00:11:14,472 --> 00:11:17,272 My dick understands you. 159 00:11:17,274 --> 00:11:19,309 It doesn't matter anyway. 160 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:24,012 The tits have moved on to a younger, hotter LA set of tits, 161 00:11:24,014 --> 00:11:29,986 and I have officially become one of these people. 162 00:11:29,988 --> 00:11:31,320 Oh, no. 163 00:11:31,322 --> 00:11:34,257 - Yeah. - Oh, no. 164 00:11:34,259 --> 00:11:35,758 I know. 165 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,094 Can I put one up in here? 166 00:11:38,096 --> 00:11:39,896 I guess. 167 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:43,999 I mean, yeah. 168 00:11:44,001 --> 00:11:46,002 - Why don't you play here? - Really? 169 00:11:46,004 --> 00:11:49,305 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, it ain't the Pageant, you know, 170 00:11:49,307 --> 00:11:54,176 but we get a decent crowd on the weekends. 171 00:11:54,178 --> 00:11:56,478 Yeah? 172 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:59,015 Okay, yeah. 173 00:13:11,121 --> 00:13:15,023 Wow. Look at this. 174 00:13:15,025 --> 00:13:17,359 And I cleaned out the fridge, and I fixed the sink. 175 00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:19,295 And check it out. 176 00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:21,263 Um, I'll fix that later. 177 00:13:21,265 --> 00:13:24,066 So how was your day? 178 00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:27,070 Oh, okay, well, after church, 179 00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:30,339 we had a girls' lunch at The Cheesecake Factory. 180 00:13:30,341 --> 00:13:33,108 I got the salmon, which they say is a diet item, 181 00:13:33,110 --> 00:13:35,011 but the portions are just ginormous. 182 00:13:35,013 --> 00:13:36,546 Here. You can have it. 183 00:13:36,548 --> 00:13:39,482 And, um, let's see, Donna had the roast chicken, 184 00:13:39,484 --> 00:13:41,450 which I thought was a little dry. 185 00:13:41,452 --> 00:13:43,585 And Sue also had the salmon. 186 00:13:43,587 --> 00:13:45,454 Wow, Mom, what did everyone have to drink? 187 00:13:45,456 --> 00:13:50,425 I think everyone had iced tea, but, uh... 188 00:13:50,427 --> 00:13:52,395 Never mind. 189 00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:54,897 Anyway, Sue Cunningham sends her regards. 190 00:13:54,899 --> 00:13:56,531 - Who? - Mitchell Cunningham's mom. 191 00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:58,368 You know, from high school. 192 00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,569 - Mitch the Bitch? - Rebecca! 193 00:13:59,571 --> 00:14:01,103 Ew! 194 00:14:01,105 --> 00:14:03,071 I can still picture him threatening freshmen 195 00:14:03,073 --> 00:14:04,540 from the front seat of his Jeep Wrangler. 196 00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:06,209 Well, he's turned into a lovely young man. 197 00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:08,310 Maybe we can all have dinner sometime. 198 00:14:08,312 --> 00:14:12,614 - Yeah, that's not gonna happen. - Maybe you'll change your mind. 199 00:14:12,616 --> 00:14:14,483 Oh, oh, oh, I almost forgot. 200 00:14:14,485 --> 00:14:17,420 They have a sale at Aerosoles, and I like their comfort line, 201 00:14:17,422 --> 00:14:19,622 so I got myself a pair, 40% off. 202 00:14:19,624 --> 00:14:21,257 - That's great, Mom. - Do you want some money? 203 00:14:21,259 --> 00:14:22,557 There was a cute one... 204 00:14:22,559 --> 00:14:24,694 Thank you for the food. I'm starving. 205 00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:28,334 I'm going to go eat this in my room, if you don't mind. 206 00:14:53,224 --> 00:14:57,259 Hey, you sure you don't want a mic or like a makeshift stage? 207 00:14:57,261 --> 00:14:58,560 I'll put up some boxes. 208 00:14:58,562 --> 00:15:01,164 Not if it's further from the bar. 209 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,065 How about this crowd, huh? 210 00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:04,733 Yeah. 211 00:15:04,735 --> 00:15:07,070 What you got going on down there? 212 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,972 - Hey, Gene. - Hi. 213 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,373 Listen up, folks, we got some music for you tonight. 214 00:15:12,644 --> 00:15:14,444 Be nice. 215 00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:15,677 That's Gene. 216 00:15:15,679 --> 00:15:17,412 He eats most of his meals here, 217 00:15:17,414 --> 00:15:19,648 and he's usually drunk by 5:30. 218 00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:20,682 Nice. 219 00:15:20,684 --> 00:15:22,986 Nice. So you want a drink? 220 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:25,121 Ah, yes, please. 221 00:15:25,123 --> 00:15:29,358 Something that'll make this feel less like this. 222 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,161 - Whiskey. - Yeah. 223 00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:34,763 Uh, hey, everyone, I'm Becks. 224 00:15:34,765 --> 00:15:37,400 I'm really good friends with Dave over here. 225 00:15:37,402 --> 00:15:42,338 Actually, Dave was the first guy I ever slept with 226 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:44,107 and the last. 227 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,742 Anyway, it had nothing to do with Dave. 228 00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:49,478 I'm sure he's a fantastic lay now. 229 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,480 I am. 230 00:15:51,482 --> 00:15:55,785 But sometimes you just gotta taste the sausage 231 00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:58,720 before you realize you're a vegan. 232 00:15:58,722 --> 00:16:00,489 This is going really well, isn't it? 233 00:16:00,491 --> 00:16:02,624 Oh, you are killing it. 234 00:16:02,626 --> 00:16:04,794 Uh, Gene, 235 00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:07,195 you look like you're the only person paying attention, 236 00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:10,400 so this song is for you. 237 00:16:23,514 --> 00:16:26,552 ♪ Your tattoo on my pillow ♪ 238 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,725 ♪ Your footsteps hold the beat ♪ 239 00:16:35,592 --> 00:16:38,596 ♪ A scarlet letter sidewalk ♪ 240 00:16:41,599 --> 00:16:44,770 ♪ A heartbreak on repeat ♪ 241 00:16:47,404 --> 00:16:51,043 ♪ But she's going home ♪ 242 00:16:53,544 --> 00:16:58,349 ♪ She's going home ♪ 243 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:06,657 ♪ She's leaving ♪ 244 00:17:11,229 --> 00:17:14,333 ♪ Hear the traffic through the window ♪ 245 00:17:17,268 --> 00:17:20,338 ♪ And two strangers on the street ♪ 246 00:17:23,374 --> 00:17:26,444 ♪ A scarlet letter sidewalk ♪ 247 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:32,518 ♪ A heartbreak on repeat ♪ 248 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:39,291 ♪ But she's going home ♪ 249 00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:46,065 ♪ She's going home ♪ 250 00:17:47,632 --> 00:17:55,274 ♪ She's leaving ♪ 251 00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:08,620 ♪ She's leaving ♪ 252 00:18:11,388 --> 00:18:13,221 Yeah. 253 00:18:13,223 --> 00:18:14,824 Yeah! 254 00:18:14,826 --> 00:18:18,561 Come on! Come on! 255 00:18:18,563 --> 00:18:20,696 Yeah! 256 00:18:20,698 --> 00:18:22,498 Listen up. This is a tip jar. 257 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,333 Pass it around. Put some money in it. 258 00:18:24,335 --> 00:18:26,201 Let her pay for her drinks, God forbid. 259 00:18:26,203 --> 00:18:27,505 Thanks. 260 00:18:29,339 --> 00:18:31,407 Damn, girl, you can really sing now. 261 00:18:31,409 --> 00:18:33,209 Thanks, dude. 262 00:18:33,211 --> 00:18:36,546 Hey, was that guy who came in, was that Mitch Cunningham? 263 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,748 Yes. He's cool now. 264 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,616 That asshole, he outted me at prom, remember? 265 00:18:41,618 --> 00:18:43,920 He got on stage, he took the DJ mic 266 00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,854 and he told everyone I was the vale-dyke-torian. 267 00:18:45,856 --> 00:18:47,523 Oh, yeah! 268 00:18:47,525 --> 00:18:49,424 I remember that now. 269 00:18:49,426 --> 00:18:52,228 And I was trying so hard to get in your panties all night. 270 00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:53,461 What the fuck is wrong with me? 271 00:18:53,463 --> 00:18:54,697 I don't know. 272 00:18:54,699 --> 00:18:56,699 But his mom and my mom are now friends. 273 00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:58,366 This town is way too small. 274 00:18:58,368 --> 00:19:00,635 Yeah, well, people change, okay? 275 00:19:00,637 --> 00:19:03,805 You understand this concept... 276 00:19:03,807 --> 00:19:06,374 of people changing. 277 00:19:06,376 --> 00:19:07,776 He's mellow now, man. 278 00:19:07,778 --> 00:19:10,845 He put money into this place, so be chill. 279 00:19:10,847 --> 00:19:12,315 Figures. 280 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,449 Mitch the Bitch is now Mitch the Rich. 281 00:19:14,451 --> 00:19:16,318 Wow. If the singing doesn't work 282 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:19,956 you can write, like, really mean children's books. 283 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:22,458 Holy shit. There's like 35 bucks here. 284 00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:23,892 Okay, Rain Man. 285 00:19:23,894 --> 00:19:27,296 I'm used to getting paid in increments of jar. 286 00:19:27,298 --> 00:19:29,233 It's a sad talent. 287 00:19:35,006 --> 00:19:36,872 - Hey. - Oh, hey. 288 00:19:36,874 --> 00:19:38,540 I moved those around the other day. 289 00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:40,442 I found one of you in your habit. 290 00:19:40,444 --> 00:19:42,510 - What a trip. - Remember this? 291 00:19:42,512 --> 00:19:45,448 It's when we rented that cottage in the Ozarks. 292 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,449 You kids sang the entire way there. 293 00:19:47,451 --> 00:19:50,253 It was so cute for the first 20 minutes. 294 00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:51,953 You and Dad look so young. 295 00:19:51,955 --> 00:19:53,788 Let me see. 296 00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:56,324 Oh, that was right after we got married. 297 00:19:56,326 --> 00:19:58,294 But we weren't so young. We were 28. 298 00:19:58,296 --> 00:20:01,700 Well, I'm 34. What does that make me? 299 00:20:03,934 --> 00:20:06,738 I don't remember Dad ever looking this healthy. 300 00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:10,773 Yeah. 301 00:20:10,775 --> 00:20:13,308 Look at this. 302 00:20:15,313 --> 00:20:17,912 Ah, I must've been, I don't know, 22? 303 00:20:17,914 --> 00:20:19,748 Now that was young. 304 00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,317 Well, you were really pretty. 305 00:20:22,319 --> 00:20:23,419 For a nun. 306 00:20:23,421 --> 00:20:25,554 I was pretty, period. 307 00:20:25,556 --> 00:20:27,789 Is that why you cheated on Jesus with Dad? 308 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:28,993 Maybe. 309 00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:35,564 You been drinking all night? 310 00:20:35,566 --> 00:20:38,901 What? It's not like that. 311 00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:40,536 It's just sometimes, you know, 312 00:20:40,538 --> 00:20:42,505 these things can be hereditary. 313 00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:45,507 Mom, I'm responsible. 314 00:20:45,509 --> 00:20:48,744 Okay, when it comes to drinking, at least. 315 00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:50,649 Okay. 316 00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:53,849 It's late. 317 00:20:53,851 --> 00:20:56,255 Go to bed soon. 318 00:21:24,515 --> 00:21:25,617 Nope. 319 00:21:28,885 --> 00:21:30,052 Can I help you? 320 00:21:30,054 --> 00:21:31,886 Oh, no, thanks. 321 00:21:31,888 --> 00:21:33,788 I thought vintage would be more my price range, 322 00:21:33,790 --> 00:21:35,924 but I guess it's still H&M for me. 323 00:21:35,926 --> 00:21:38,728 Can't beat a $4 belt. 324 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:40,962 You know, I actually saw you perform the other night 325 00:21:40,964 --> 00:21:42,631 at Perfectos. 326 00:21:42,633 --> 00:21:47,068 Oh, right. You were there with Mitch the... 327 00:21:47,070 --> 00:21:48,871 Mitch and I went to high school together. 328 00:21:48,873 --> 00:21:50,538 You went to Maplewood? 329 00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:52,708 Yeah. Let me guess. 330 00:21:52,710 --> 00:21:53,742 Villa? 331 00:21:53,744 --> 00:21:55,143 Mary I. 332 00:21:55,145 --> 00:21:57,011 Ah, way off. 333 00:21:57,013 --> 00:21:59,815 World of difference. 334 00:21:59,817 --> 00:22:01,851 I'm Elyse. 335 00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:03,552 - Becks. - Hi. 336 00:22:03,554 --> 00:22:05,787 - It's nice to meet you. - You too. 337 00:22:05,789 --> 00:22:09,758 Becks is an interesting name. Is it a stage name? 338 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,094 Uh, no, it's short for Rebecca. 339 00:22:13,096 --> 00:22:14,930 Mary Rebecca, actually. 340 00:22:14,932 --> 00:22:16,532 My sister's name is Mary Elizabeth, 341 00:22:16,534 --> 00:22:19,538 in case you're wondering how Catholic my mom is. 342 00:22:25,542 --> 00:22:28,943 I really enjoyed your music. Will you be playing again soon? 343 00:22:28,945 --> 00:22:31,913 I sure as shit hope so. I'm so broke. 344 00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:36,020 And I'm not just saying that as a negotiation tactic. 345 00:22:37,922 --> 00:22:40,189 I'll give you 30 bucks for this. 346 00:22:40,191 --> 00:22:41,623 That's 300. 347 00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:43,659 300. 348 00:22:43,661 --> 00:22:44,996 Used. 349 00:22:46,864 --> 00:22:49,832 Does it come with $270 in the pocket? 350 00:22:49,834 --> 00:22:52,804 No, unfortunately. 351 00:22:54,838 --> 00:22:57,907 - It's a really cool place. - Thank you. 352 00:22:57,909 --> 00:23:00,476 Oh, hey, can I put a flyer up? 353 00:23:00,478 --> 00:23:02,644 I promise if you send any students my way, 354 00:23:02,646 --> 00:23:04,814 I'll come in, and I'll buy something really expensive. 355 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:06,582 Sure, of course. 356 00:23:06,584 --> 00:23:09,218 I'll put it on the door, right where everyone can see it. 357 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:11,620 The door, right. 358 00:23:11,622 --> 00:23:12,888 Thanks, dude! 359 00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:15,394 You're welcome, dude. 360 00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:22,500 Hmm. 361 00:23:27,872 --> 00:23:30,905 Hey, wow. 362 00:23:30,907 --> 00:23:35,044 There's a lot more of you here tonight. 363 00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:37,046 Thank you so much for coming out. 364 00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:39,113 Now I know how Beyoncé feels. 365 00:23:39,115 --> 00:23:41,217 Beyoncé still lives with her mom, right? 366 00:23:41,219 --> 00:23:43,919 No? It's just me? 367 00:23:43,921 --> 00:23:46,588 Um... 368 00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:48,959 This song is called "Rabbit Hole." 369 00:23:57,567 --> 00:24:01,940 ♪ Well, she talked a perfect game ♪ 370 00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:08,113 ♪ Promised love and illusions of fame ♪ 371 00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:13,215 ♪ But she just won't change ♪ 372 00:24:13,217 --> 00:24:16,285 ♪ No, no, she'll never change ♪ 373 00:24:16,287 --> 00:24:19,555 ♪ And you fool me once ♪ 374 00:24:19,557 --> 00:24:22,557 ♪ And you fool me twice ♪ 375 00:24:22,559 --> 00:24:26,998 ♪ And I fall down the rabbit hole again ♪ 376 00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:31,069 ♪ I fell again ♪ 377 00:24:41,711 --> 00:24:46,017 ♪ Well, she wants so badly to believe ♪ 378 00:24:48,085 --> 00:24:52,490 ♪ But every time remains deceived ♪ 379 00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:57,559 ♪ And she just won't change ♪ 380 00:24:57,561 --> 00:25:00,662 ♪ No, no, she'll never change ♪ 381 00:25:00,664 --> 00:25:03,798 ♪ And you fool me once ♪ 382 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,634 ♪ And you fool me twice ♪ 383 00:25:06,636 --> 00:25:11,208 ♪ And I fall down the rabbit hole again ♪ 384 00:25:12,609 --> 00:25:16,312 ♪ Oh, no, and you fool me once ♪ 385 00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:18,713 ♪ And you fool me twice ♪ 386 00:25:18,715 --> 00:25:24,119 ♪ And then I fall down the rabbit hole again ♪ 387 00:25:24,121 --> 00:25:25,754 Another respectable bounty. 388 00:25:25,756 --> 00:25:27,823 I may have to start charging commission. 389 00:25:27,825 --> 00:25:29,357 - Hey, give me that, give... - Ehh! 390 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:32,730 Hey, I think you got some groupies over there. 391 00:25:34,230 --> 00:25:38,366 If by "groupies," you mean they came on a Groupon. 392 00:25:38,368 --> 00:25:40,969 See, that's Mitch's wife. You know her? 393 00:25:40,971 --> 00:25:42,738 Oh, yeah, yeah. 394 00:25:42,740 --> 00:25:44,840 I met her kinda randomly the other day. 395 00:25:44,842 --> 00:25:48,142 Awesome. She's bringing in paying customers. 396 00:25:48,144 --> 00:25:50,045 Do you want to say hi, 397 00:25:50,047 --> 00:25:51,880 or do you want me to make up some rock star shit, 398 00:25:51,882 --> 00:25:53,716 like you got a private chopper waiting around back? 399 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,817 She knows I can't afford a used shirt, 400 00:25:55,819 --> 00:25:57,987 so I don't think she'll buy it. 401 00:25:57,989 --> 00:26:01,159 I'm gonna leave this here. Don't touch it. 402 00:26:05,663 --> 00:26:06,862 Great show. 403 00:26:06,864 --> 00:26:08,330 - Thank you. - Oh, my God, so great. 404 00:26:08,332 --> 00:26:11,033 So real. You seemed so upset. 405 00:26:11,035 --> 00:26:13,401 Thank you, I think. 406 00:26:13,403 --> 00:26:17,840 Didn't know there were so many local fans of lesbian folk rock. 407 00:26:17,842 --> 00:26:19,708 Oh, my God. That is too funny. 408 00:26:19,710 --> 00:26:21,709 You know Richard's golf pro is a lesbian. 409 00:26:21,711 --> 00:26:24,246 Um, Elyse, right? 410 00:26:24,248 --> 00:26:26,148 Yeah, you remembered. 411 00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:29,684 These are my friends: Maggie, Callie, and Mercede. 412 00:26:29,686 --> 00:26:33,122 Mercede, like singular? 413 00:26:33,124 --> 00:26:35,690 How else would it be? 414 00:26:35,692 --> 00:26:40,028 So, uh, how do you guys know each other? 415 00:26:40,030 --> 00:26:42,296 I'm getting like a sorority vibe. 416 00:26:42,298 --> 00:26:44,033 No. High school. 417 00:26:44,035 --> 00:26:46,701 Oh, right, Mary I. 418 00:26:46,703 --> 00:26:48,903 That rich girl Catholic school. 419 00:26:48,905 --> 00:26:50,873 It's not Catholic. 420 00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:52,775 Then who's Mary? 421 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,442 Just some random chick named Mary? 422 00:26:55,846 --> 00:26:57,446 You are so funny. 423 00:26:57,448 --> 00:27:00,415 No, but seriously, nobody knows who Mary is. 424 00:27:00,417 --> 00:27:03,751 Okay, cool. Well, it was nice to meet you guys. 425 00:27:03,753 --> 00:27:05,219 - Do you want to join us? - Come on. 426 00:27:05,221 --> 00:27:07,021 We never get to talk to a real-life rock star. 427 00:27:07,023 --> 00:27:09,857 - Well, I met John Cusack once. - We know, Mercede. 428 00:27:09,859 --> 00:27:12,960 Sit and have one drink. It's on me. 429 00:27:12,962 --> 00:27:15,396 Why not? 430 00:27:15,398 --> 00:27:19,834 It was a cabin in the woods, and I was completely topless. 431 00:27:19,836 --> 00:27:21,703 - You were not topless. - I was. 432 00:27:21,705 --> 00:27:23,271 Oh, please. Don't tell that story like you were topless. 433 00:27:23,273 --> 00:27:25,007 I was topless. 434 00:27:25,009 --> 00:27:27,209 I'm sorry, okay, listen, I don't want to be rude, 435 00:27:27,211 --> 00:27:30,045 but you are the first real lesbian 436 00:27:30,047 --> 00:27:31,814 we've ever hung out with. 437 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:34,016 That's not true. Rachel Rosenblatt was a lesbian. 438 00:27:34,018 --> 00:27:36,418 Rachel wasn't gay. Her parents were just divorced. 439 00:27:36,420 --> 00:27:38,720 She tried to kiss me at one of Chip's parties. 440 00:27:38,722 --> 00:27:42,490 So? You made out with that swan pool toy once! 441 00:27:42,492 --> 00:27:46,061 Three drinks, this one will make out with anything. 442 00:27:46,063 --> 00:27:49,264 So how do you come up with the ideas for your songs? 443 00:27:49,266 --> 00:27:51,365 You know, Elyse is a singer too. 444 00:27:51,367 --> 00:27:54,369 No, no, karaoke is not singing. 445 00:27:54,371 --> 00:27:56,404 Oh, come on! You took guitar. 446 00:27:56,406 --> 00:27:58,106 That was forever ago. 447 00:27:58,108 --> 00:28:00,042 I could give you lessons, if you want. 448 00:28:00,044 --> 00:28:02,811 Totally! Elyse, you have to. 449 00:28:02,813 --> 00:28:06,014 No. Thank you, but I cannot do what you do. 450 00:28:06,016 --> 00:28:09,054 No, it's true, I need to have an empty stomach. 451 00:28:13,022 --> 00:28:14,789 Rise and shine. 452 00:28:14,791 --> 00:28:17,759 What... is happening? 453 00:28:17,761 --> 00:28:20,461 It's Sunday morning. Church is happening. 454 00:28:20,463 --> 00:28:23,265 - Jesus Christ! - That's right. 455 00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:25,267 If you declare with your mouth that Jesus is Lord 456 00:28:25,269 --> 00:28:28,069 and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, 457 00:28:28,071 --> 00:28:29,938 you will be saved. 458 00:28:29,940 --> 00:28:32,373 I found this dress in your sister's old stuff 459 00:28:32,375 --> 00:28:33,542 and had it dry-cleaned. 460 00:28:33,544 --> 00:28:35,246 Here, it should fit you. 461 00:28:38,449 --> 00:28:41,549 Oh. I'm Jewish now. 462 00:28:41,551 --> 00:28:43,418 This dress made me Jewish. 463 00:28:43,420 --> 00:28:45,053 Come on. You're living here rent-free. 464 00:28:45,055 --> 00:28:47,088 The least you can do is accompany me to church. 465 00:28:47,090 --> 00:28:49,123 - Upsy-daisy. - Mom, okay, going. 466 00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:52,861 I'm going, but I'm not wearing this dress. 467 00:28:52,863 --> 00:28:57,332 ♪ But now I'm found ♪ 468 00:28:57,334 --> 00:29:00,102 ♪ Was blind ♪ 469 00:29:00,104 --> 00:29:06,376 ♪ But now I see ♪ 470 00:29:07,443 --> 00:29:09,178 Hey, where are you going? 471 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:10,879 We've been here for over an hour. 472 00:29:10,881 --> 00:29:12,817 I think I've paid my rent. 473 00:29:30,867 --> 00:29:31,999 Hello. 474 00:29:32,001 --> 00:29:34,236 Hi. Is this Beck? 475 00:29:34,238 --> 00:29:36,103 Uh, yeah. 476 00:29:36,105 --> 00:29:38,373 It's Elyse from Fleur de Lis and the show. 477 00:29:38,375 --> 00:29:43,045 Oh, hey, dude, what's up? How'd you get this number? 478 00:29:43,047 --> 00:29:44,912 From your flyer. 479 00:29:44,914 --> 00:29:46,582 Oh, right. 480 00:29:46,584 --> 00:29:48,382 That's actually why I'm calling. 481 00:29:48,384 --> 00:29:52,086 I thought about it, and, well, I have some time, 482 00:29:52,088 --> 00:29:53,588 and I just thought that maybe... 483 00:29:53,590 --> 00:29:56,458 Oh, yeah, you want to take guitar lessons? 484 00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:58,960 I mean, if you don't want to, I completely... 485 00:29:58,962 --> 00:30:02,396 No, yes, yes, awesome. 486 00:30:02,398 --> 00:30:04,067 Absolutely. 487 00:30:22,152 --> 00:30:23,584 Huh. 488 00:30:23,586 --> 00:30:25,386 Good for you. 489 00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:27,391 A mortgage brochure. 490 00:30:29,526 --> 00:30:31,559 Wow. This place is great. 491 00:30:31,561 --> 00:30:33,562 Thanks. My mom decorated, 492 00:30:33,564 --> 00:30:36,265 so it's kinda more her style than mine. 493 00:30:36,267 --> 00:30:40,334 Well, it's a lot bigger and better than my no house. 494 00:30:40,336 --> 00:30:43,205 I guess. 495 00:30:43,207 --> 00:30:47,375 So this is where Mitch the Bitch lives. 496 00:30:47,377 --> 00:30:49,378 Is that really what everyone called him? 497 00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:52,314 Never to his face. 498 00:30:52,316 --> 00:30:53,981 Wait. He's not here, is he? 499 00:30:53,983 --> 00:30:56,520 - Oh, no, he's at work. - Oh. 500 00:30:59,623 --> 00:31:03,124 What does he do that he can afford this place? 501 00:31:03,126 --> 00:31:05,526 He works for my dad at Edward Jones. 502 00:31:05,528 --> 00:31:09,463 Hmm. Well... 503 00:31:09,465 --> 00:31:11,999 should we tune up? 504 00:31:12,001 --> 00:31:13,969 Yeah, sure, yeah. 505 00:31:15,005 --> 00:31:17,609 ♪ Jenny Jenkins ♪ 506 00:31:20,711 --> 00:31:23,210 - I told you I'd be rusty. - That's okay. 507 00:31:23,212 --> 00:31:26,347 So you just wanna get your finger off the top string, 508 00:31:26,349 --> 00:31:29,551 so the top string can ring out. 509 00:31:29,553 --> 00:31:31,152 There you go. 510 00:31:31,154 --> 00:31:32,153 Almost, almost. 511 00:31:32,155 --> 00:31:33,654 You want it to sound like this. 512 00:31:35,491 --> 00:31:37,359 You make it look so easy. 513 00:31:37,361 --> 00:31:40,194 Well, it's years of practice. Most people just give up. 514 00:31:40,196 --> 00:31:42,163 I know. 515 00:31:42,165 --> 00:31:44,234 - You want to try again? - Yeah. 516 00:31:47,037 --> 00:31:48,202 Is a check okay? 517 00:31:48,204 --> 00:31:50,505 Oh, cash would be so much better. 518 00:31:50,507 --> 00:31:53,141 Oh, I don't have any on me. I'm sorry. 519 00:31:53,143 --> 00:31:54,676 Next time? 520 00:31:54,678 --> 00:31:56,411 Sure, yeah. 521 00:31:56,413 --> 00:31:59,347 So how are you getting used to the Lou? 522 00:31:59,349 --> 00:32:01,283 It must be weird after New York. 523 00:32:01,285 --> 00:32:03,017 It's fine, you know. 524 00:32:03,019 --> 00:32:06,087 It's a lot cheaper, so that's nice. 525 00:32:06,089 --> 00:32:11,293 Is it hard to find other, you know... 526 00:32:11,295 --> 00:32:13,061 Gay people? 527 00:32:13,063 --> 00:32:15,764 No, not if you know where to look. 528 00:32:15,766 --> 00:32:18,232 - But honestly, I am... - Hey, honey, I... 529 00:32:18,234 --> 00:32:19,668 - Oh, hi. - Hey, you're home. 530 00:32:19,670 --> 00:32:22,336 Yeah, your dad let me out early for once. 531 00:32:22,338 --> 00:32:26,540 Hi. Oh, you remember Becks. 532 00:32:26,542 --> 00:32:29,544 Of course. Becks the Wreck. 533 00:32:29,546 --> 00:32:31,747 - Heh heh heh. - My mom said you were home. 534 00:32:31,749 --> 00:32:34,382 - Yeah, it's been a long time. - Yeah, it's great to see you. 535 00:32:34,384 --> 00:32:36,284 And I know Dave is psyched to have you back. 536 00:32:36,286 --> 00:32:39,153 Becks and Dave were like the ultimate, alterna, 537 00:32:39,155 --> 00:32:41,489 we're-too-cool-for-you couple. 538 00:32:41,491 --> 00:32:42,556 Really? 539 00:32:42,558 --> 00:32:44,593 - Yeah. - You and Dave? 540 00:32:44,595 --> 00:32:47,328 Yeah. I was confused. 541 00:32:47,330 --> 00:32:50,399 Hey, we're going to head to P.F. Chang's. You wanna join? 542 00:32:50,401 --> 00:32:54,739 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't. I have another lesson. 543 00:33:01,511 --> 00:33:04,779 Jupiter, Ceres, Eris, Makemake. 544 00:33:04,781 --> 00:33:06,782 Why don't you go play with your brothers, 545 00:33:06,784 --> 00:33:10,818 and you let Mommy talk to Grandma, okay? 546 00:33:10,820 --> 00:33:12,586 He's really into space stuff right now. 547 00:33:12,588 --> 00:33:14,221 Lizzy, they're getting too big. 548 00:33:14,223 --> 00:33:16,591 You have to tell them to stop, okay? 549 00:33:16,593 --> 00:33:18,325 Oh, Rebecca's here. 550 00:33:18,327 --> 00:33:20,194 Honey, it's Lizzy, come here, come here. 551 00:33:20,196 --> 00:33:22,764 Your sister wants to say hi real quick. 552 00:33:22,766 --> 00:33:24,632 Hi, Becks! 553 00:33:24,634 --> 00:33:26,434 - Hi, Lizzy. - Wow! 554 00:33:26,436 --> 00:33:28,303 Look who ended up back home. 555 00:33:28,305 --> 00:33:30,505 Uh, not ending up here. Just stopping by. 556 00:33:30,507 --> 00:33:32,340 Well, I knew that Lucy was bad news. 557 00:33:32,342 --> 00:33:33,607 When you come from money like that... 558 00:33:33,609 --> 00:33:35,544 You know what? You are so right. 559 00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:37,845 Lizzy, it was really nice to talk to you. 560 00:33:37,847 --> 00:33:39,748 Text me when you have another kid! 561 00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:41,850 Can't the two of you at least try to get along once? 562 00:33:41,852 --> 00:33:43,651 Sisters never get along, Mom. 563 00:33:43,653 --> 00:33:45,754 Well, are you gonna at least come and visit? 564 00:33:45,756 --> 00:33:47,354 It's been over a year. 565 00:33:47,356 --> 00:33:49,257 The kids are growing up. I'm missing everything. 566 00:33:49,259 --> 00:33:50,859 I know, but would you want to get on a four-hour flight 567 00:33:50,861 --> 00:33:53,094 with these maniacs? 568 00:33:53,096 --> 00:33:55,296 Honey, Mommy is talking to Grandma. 569 00:33:55,298 --> 00:33:58,299 Tell you what. As soon as the boys get a little bigger, 570 00:33:58,301 --> 00:34:00,267 we will come out, okay? 571 00:34:00,269 --> 00:34:03,471 Hey, Caleb, put that down! Don't... 572 00:34:03,473 --> 00:34:05,474 Mom, I gotta go, I gotta go. 573 00:34:05,476 --> 00:34:07,178 Do you want a time-out? 574 00:34:23,893 --> 00:34:27,461 ♪ Oh, Daddy ♪ 575 00:34:27,463 --> 00:34:30,798 ♪ Let me go ♪ 576 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,401 ♪ Up to the hills ♪ 577 00:34:34,403 --> 00:34:37,838 ♪ Down to the shore ♪ 578 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:44,912 ♪ Nobody's crying around here but you ♪ 579 00:34:44,914 --> 00:34:47,916 ♪ Let me go ♪ 580 00:34:47,918 --> 00:34:51,722 ♪ For his love is true ♪ 581 00:34:53,356 --> 00:34:54,923 ♪ He was wild one ♪ 582 00:34:54,925 --> 00:35:00,195 ♪ He was a heartbreaking man ♪ 583 00:35:00,197 --> 00:35:02,329 ♪ Oh, but I loved him ♪ 584 00:35:02,331 --> 00:35:07,668 ♪ With all that I had ♪ 585 00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:10,838 ♪ When we met one summer night ♪ 586 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,909 ♪ And started falling ♪ 587 00:35:14,911 --> 00:35:17,811 ♪ Daddy, oh, daddy ♪ 588 00:35:17,813 --> 00:35:20,884 ♪ Started calling ♪ 589 00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:26,320 ♪ Will you wear white, oh, my dear, oh, my dear ♪ 590 00:35:26,322 --> 00:35:30,791 ♪ Oh, will you wear white, Jenny Jenkins ♪ 591 00:35:30,793 --> 00:35:36,231 ♪ No, I won't wear white, for the color's too bright ♪ 592 00:35:36,233 --> 00:35:38,800 ♪ I'll buy me a foldy-roldy, tildy-toldy ♪ 593 00:35:38,802 --> 00:35:41,503 ♪ Seek-a-double, use-a-cozza roll to find me ♪ 594 00:35:41,505 --> 00:35:43,871 ♪ Roll ♪ 595 00:35:43,873 --> 00:35:44,972 ♪ Jen... ♪ 596 00:35:44,974 --> 00:35:47,575 No, E, you got it. 597 00:35:47,577 --> 00:35:49,811 ♪ Jenny Jenkins ♪ 598 00:35:49,813 --> 00:35:51,845 Then to A. 599 00:35:51,847 --> 00:35:52,880 ♪ Roll ♪ 600 00:35:52,882 --> 00:35:55,282 Yeah! You got it! 601 00:35:55,284 --> 00:35:57,284 I didn't realize how hard this was going to be. 602 00:35:57,286 --> 00:35:58,753 My fingers are sore. 603 00:35:58,755 --> 00:36:01,889 You can do some stretches for that, like this one. 604 00:36:01,891 --> 00:36:03,724 Just pull it out like that. 605 00:36:03,726 --> 00:36:06,260 - Oh, God, that does feel good. - It does, right? 606 00:36:06,262 --> 00:36:09,264 Do this side. I'm gonna get some water. 607 00:36:09,266 --> 00:36:12,499 So are you feeling a little bit more settled now? 608 00:36:12,501 --> 00:36:14,802 It's been nice hanging with my mom. 609 00:36:14,804 --> 00:36:17,005 I haven't seen her that much since my dad died. 610 00:36:17,007 --> 00:36:19,641 But I'm not trying to settle in. 611 00:36:19,643 --> 00:36:22,577 Once I get all my shit together, I'm going back to New York. 612 00:36:22,579 --> 00:36:24,878 Oh, come on, it's not so bad here. 613 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,916 Well, it certainly beats LA. 614 00:36:28,918 --> 00:36:31,885 You know, I actually saw a used Maxipad 615 00:36:31,887 --> 00:36:33,554 on the street there once, 616 00:36:33,556 --> 00:36:35,490 and it was somehow sadder and more disgusting 617 00:36:35,492 --> 00:36:38,025 than anything I'd ever seen in New York City. 618 00:36:38,027 --> 00:36:39,661 I don't know, maybe it's not about the place. 619 00:36:39,663 --> 00:36:42,463 Maybe it's... gotta find the right people. 620 00:36:42,465 --> 00:36:44,599 We're having a barbecue on Sunday. You should come. 621 00:36:44,601 --> 00:36:48,536 I meant people more like... 622 00:36:48,538 --> 00:36:50,704 Oh, like you? 623 00:36:50,706 --> 00:36:52,840 Don't be such a snob. It'll be good for you. 624 00:36:54,644 --> 00:36:57,278 ♪ Come to my barbecue ♪ 625 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,414 All right. 626 00:36:59,416 --> 00:37:00,949 I will absolutely come to your barbecue 627 00:37:00,951 --> 00:37:05,954 if you play me a B7 chord. 628 00:37:05,956 --> 00:37:08,291 - I know it's... - Hard. 629 00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:33,347 Hey! I'm so glad you came. 630 00:37:33,349 --> 00:37:35,883 Yeah. Oh, I don't know anything about wine, 631 00:37:35,885 --> 00:37:37,719 but in Brooklyn, the less appealing the name, 632 00:37:37,721 --> 00:37:39,320 the better the bottle. 633 00:37:39,322 --> 00:37:41,555 "Rusty Jigsaw." That's great. 634 00:37:41,557 --> 00:37:43,525 Here, come on. 635 00:37:43,527 --> 00:37:47,095 So this is Lara and Rich and Melissa and Bobby. 636 00:37:47,097 --> 00:37:50,065 She's pregnant. Basically, someone always is. 637 00:37:50,067 --> 00:37:51,865 And you've already met these ladies. 638 00:37:51,867 --> 00:37:53,367 Well, hello. 639 00:37:53,369 --> 00:37:56,037 Now everyone back off. No autographs. 640 00:37:56,039 --> 00:37:59,474 Elyse has gotten so into guitar since you have come around. 641 00:37:59,476 --> 00:38:00,809 So into guitar. She's really into it. 642 00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:02,976 - She won't put it down. - Like ever. 643 00:38:02,978 --> 00:38:05,447 You want something to drink? Beer, wine? 644 00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:07,382 Wine would be great. 645 00:38:07,384 --> 00:38:09,450 I would have pegged you more for a beer girl. 646 00:38:09,452 --> 00:38:13,420 Uh, um, no, it's fine. Wine is good. 647 00:38:13,422 --> 00:38:15,923 So those the husbands? 648 00:38:15,925 --> 00:38:17,559 Yeah, but if you don't follow the Cards or the Blues, 649 00:38:17,561 --> 00:38:18,959 don't even bother. 650 00:38:18,961 --> 00:38:21,028 The Blues, that's hockey, right? 651 00:38:21,030 --> 00:38:23,731 I know. No one cared about hockey till the Rams left. 652 00:38:23,733 --> 00:38:25,432 I guess they needed something new to talk about. 653 00:38:25,434 --> 00:38:27,401 Ah, thank you. 654 00:38:27,403 --> 00:38:29,436 Becks, this is my friend Amy. 655 00:38:29,438 --> 00:38:31,840 Amy and I are in figure-drawing class together. 656 00:38:31,842 --> 00:38:34,108 - Hi. - Hey. 657 00:38:34,110 --> 00:38:38,380 Great. I'm gonna go help Mitch. Have fun. 658 00:38:38,382 --> 00:38:42,816 Oh, okay, good, everybody's going. 659 00:38:42,818 --> 00:38:44,586 It's a great party. 660 00:38:44,588 --> 00:38:49,657 Oh, yeah, like a 1960's astronaut farewell picnic. 661 00:38:51,128 --> 00:38:53,161 Does this happen to you a lot? 662 00:38:53,163 --> 00:38:56,130 The super subtle lesbian setup? Yeah. 663 00:38:56,132 --> 00:38:58,166 But at least you're cute. 664 00:38:58,168 --> 00:39:00,901 You know, usually it's like, uh... 665 00:39:00,903 --> 00:39:03,771 like some woman who looks like a fat mayor 666 00:39:03,773 --> 00:39:05,673 from an old cartoon strip 667 00:39:05,675 --> 00:39:09,043 or like Lauren with the backwards Kangol cap 668 00:39:09,045 --> 00:39:11,479 who makes beer. 669 00:39:11,481 --> 00:39:13,648 - I don't know. - But we're both lesbians, 670 00:39:13,650 --> 00:39:15,916 so we obviously have to get married right away. 671 00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:18,552 Yes, yes, oh, God. 672 00:39:18,554 --> 00:39:20,954 I still hate that word though, "lesbian." 673 00:39:20,956 --> 00:39:23,191 - Really? - Yeah. 674 00:39:23,193 --> 00:39:26,528 Well, "gay" is no better. 675 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:28,496 I feel like "gay" is better. 676 00:39:28,498 --> 00:39:30,865 "Gay" is better 'cause it's not like... 677 00:39:30,867 --> 00:39:35,537 'cause "lesbian" sounds like a mad lizard or like a... 678 00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:39,072 like a Hogwarts house that nobody wants to be in. 679 00:39:39,074 --> 00:39:41,976 You know? "Lesbian." 680 00:39:41,978 --> 00:39:44,581 You're right, you're right. "Gay" is a lot better. 681 00:39:46,449 --> 00:39:48,950 So what are you doing? 682 00:39:48,952 --> 00:39:51,753 Why would you ever in a million years be here? 683 00:39:51,755 --> 00:39:53,954 - Well, I grew up here. - Oh, okay. 684 00:39:53,956 --> 00:39:57,090 And then I went out to New York for a while, and I'm here again. 685 00:39:57,092 --> 00:39:58,659 Oh, so you're back. 686 00:39:58,661 --> 00:40:01,729 Yeah, back, but not for long. 687 00:40:01,731 --> 00:40:04,699 Um, what's the scene like out here? 688 00:40:04,701 --> 00:40:06,601 Eh, it's, you know, it's not bad. 689 00:40:06,603 --> 00:40:09,470 There are actual gay people here. 690 00:40:09,472 --> 00:40:10,771 It's not like you have to just sit around, 691 00:40:10,773 --> 00:40:12,539 jacking off to all the L Word reruns 692 00:40:12,541 --> 00:40:14,141 or anything like that. 693 00:40:14,143 --> 00:40:17,010 - There's not shame in that. - No, I guess not. 694 00:40:17,012 --> 00:40:18,713 - There's a couple places. - Yeah? 695 00:40:18,715 --> 00:40:21,483 I mean, we can go right now, if you want to go. 696 00:40:21,485 --> 00:40:22,883 - You wanna get outta here? - Fuck yeah. 697 00:40:22,885 --> 00:40:25,753 - Oh, shit, okay. - Mm-hmm. 698 00:40:25,755 --> 00:40:27,889 Fuck it. 699 00:40:27,891 --> 00:40:30,891 Okay. 700 00:40:30,893 --> 00:40:32,526 You good? You're done? 701 00:40:32,528 --> 00:40:34,831 - I gotta pregame. - Let's go. 702 00:41:03,559 --> 00:41:04,961 I'm a musician. 703 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,069 Oh, gosh. 704 00:42:09,092 --> 00:42:11,528 Wanna tell me where you were? 705 00:42:12,963 --> 00:42:14,695 Out. 706 00:42:14,697 --> 00:42:16,597 I called you three times. You couldn't pick up? 707 00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:18,166 My phone died. 708 00:42:18,168 --> 00:42:20,601 I didn't know whether to start calling hospitals or... 709 00:42:20,603 --> 00:42:23,104 - Jesus, Mom, I'm fine. - Don't you dare Jesus me. 710 00:42:23,106 --> 00:42:24,338 - Calm down. - Calm down? 711 00:42:24,340 --> 00:42:25,974 You expect me to be here for you, 712 00:42:25,976 --> 00:42:27,641 and you can't give me a flying phone call? 713 00:42:27,643 --> 00:42:29,309 Okay, I'll call you next time. Are we done? 714 00:42:29,311 --> 00:42:31,878 I couldn't sleep, wondering where you could possibly be. 715 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:35,983 Really, Mom? You can't imagine? Think really hard. 716 00:42:35,985 --> 00:42:38,251 Whoever conceals their sins does not prosper... 717 00:42:38,253 --> 00:42:42,090 Mom, stop the scripture shit. I'm not Dad. 718 00:42:42,092 --> 00:42:43,958 Well, I don't know how to talk to you. 719 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,892 - Then don't. - Look, I'm sorry 720 00:42:45,894 --> 00:42:47,795 if that's not the first place my mind goes. 721 00:42:47,797 --> 00:42:49,896 We didn't do that kind of stuff when we were your age. 722 00:42:49,898 --> 00:42:52,200 No, you didn't do that kind of thing. 723 00:42:52,202 --> 00:42:54,202 Everyone else did. 724 00:42:54,204 --> 00:42:56,704 - Now you're just being mean. - I'm just telling the truth. 725 00:42:56,706 --> 00:42:58,940 You and Dad didn't even sleep in the same room. 726 00:42:58,942 --> 00:43:01,342 Don't you dare pretend to know anything about our marriage. 727 00:43:01,344 --> 00:43:03,010 You have absolutely no idea. 728 00:43:03,012 --> 00:43:05,880 What, that you literally nagged Dad to death? 729 00:43:05,882 --> 00:43:07,347 Yeah, I have an idea. But you know what? 730 00:43:07,349 --> 00:43:09,282 That's your shit. That's not my shit. 731 00:43:09,284 --> 00:43:11,284 I have plenty of my own shit. 732 00:43:11,286 --> 00:43:13,121 And having one night of ungodly behavior 733 00:43:13,123 --> 00:43:14,856 doesn't even make my list of shit. 734 00:43:14,858 --> 00:43:18,059 - It's a vacation from my shit. - Stop saying that word! 735 00:43:18,061 --> 00:43:20,898 I am not like you. Jesus fucking Christ! 736 00:44:03,273 --> 00:44:06,710 Good morning. I made breakfast. You want some? 737 00:44:08,378 --> 00:44:13,113 So, uh, so I thought we could go have a girls' day, 738 00:44:13,115 --> 00:44:14,949 maybe go shopping. 739 00:44:14,951 --> 00:44:16,420 What do you think? 740 00:44:20,356 --> 00:44:23,257 Mom, I was hungover. I had too much to drink. 741 00:44:23,259 --> 00:44:26,059 Really? You're gonna use that excuse with me? 742 00:44:26,061 --> 00:44:29,065 - I was tired. - I did not deserve that. 743 00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:33,200 Look, you know how I get when I drink. 744 00:44:33,202 --> 00:44:35,403 Could you at least respect me in my house enough 745 00:44:35,405 --> 00:44:39,072 not to take the Lord's name in vain? 746 00:44:39,074 --> 00:44:41,244 I'm sorry. 747 00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:49,219 So, uh, so you gonna come with me or what? 748 00:44:57,860 --> 00:45:00,061 Wow. 749 00:45:00,063 --> 00:45:02,896 - Well, hello. - Hey, dude, what's up? 750 00:45:02,898 --> 00:45:04,197 How are you? 751 00:45:04,199 --> 00:45:06,467 Hey, Elyse, this is my mom Ann. 752 00:45:06,469 --> 00:45:07,969 - Hi. - Mom, this is Elyse. 753 00:45:07,971 --> 00:45:09,503 Oh, this is Mitch Cunningham's wife. 754 00:45:09,505 --> 00:45:11,338 Oh, my gosh, hi. 755 00:45:11,340 --> 00:45:14,541 So you're the one who's responsible for all this talent. 756 00:45:14,543 --> 00:45:16,543 Yeah, she got it all from me. 757 00:45:16,545 --> 00:45:18,545 I've heard so much about you from Sue. 758 00:45:18,547 --> 00:45:20,847 It's nice to put a face to a name. 759 00:45:20,849 --> 00:45:21,983 Oh, you know my mother-in-law. 760 00:45:21,985 --> 00:45:23,351 Yeah, she's a friend. 761 00:45:23,353 --> 00:45:26,220 - This is such a lovely shop. - Thank you. 762 00:45:26,222 --> 00:45:28,990 It's my little piece of Paris right here in the Lou. 763 00:45:28,992 --> 00:45:31,525 So what brings you two in today? 764 00:45:31,527 --> 00:45:34,162 You here to walk around and not buy anything? 765 00:45:34,164 --> 00:45:36,164 There's a bunch of new stuff in to not buy. 766 00:45:36,166 --> 00:45:38,065 Oh, ha ha, but the joke's on you 767 00:45:38,067 --> 00:45:40,200 'cause I'm buying my mom a whole new wardrobe 768 00:45:40,202 --> 00:45:41,568 from this century. 769 00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:43,938 I like my clothes. You're such a snob. 770 00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:45,807 - Isn't she? - Yeah. 771 00:45:45,809 --> 00:45:48,441 Hey, I didn't bring you here so you guys could gang up on me. 772 00:45:48,443 --> 00:45:51,311 Are you sure? It's free. It's right in your budget. 773 00:45:51,313 --> 00:45:54,117 What? 774 00:45:57,487 --> 00:45:59,820 372.24. 775 00:45:59,822 --> 00:46:01,923 Oh, no, no, no. Rebecca, please. 776 00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:04,891 - Let me help out, come on. - No, Mom, stop. 777 00:46:04,893 --> 00:46:08,829 Please, let me. Consider it back rent. 778 00:46:08,831 --> 00:46:11,264 Thank you. 779 00:46:11,266 --> 00:46:13,269 Wait one second. 780 00:46:21,610 --> 00:46:23,476 What, I spend some cash, 781 00:46:23,478 --> 00:46:25,146 and you think I'm gonna buy the whole store? 782 00:46:25,148 --> 00:46:26,546 It's on the house. 783 00:46:26,548 --> 00:46:30,050 You don't charge enough for lessons anyway. 784 00:46:30,052 --> 00:46:33,022 Hey, you know what? I don't. 785 00:46:35,090 --> 00:46:37,224 - It looks good on you. - It's beautiful. 786 00:46:37,226 --> 00:46:41,565 Thanks. Here's 300 and five, six... 787 00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:48,068 I can't believe we got my mom into that miniskirt. Jesus. 788 00:46:48,070 --> 00:46:50,271 I think that's the first time I've ever seen her knees. 789 00:46:50,273 --> 00:46:52,974 I can't believe your mom was a nun. 790 00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:57,211 Nuns feel like so from another era or something. 791 00:46:57,213 --> 00:46:58,512 Shit. 792 00:46:58,514 --> 00:47:02,316 My mom's a real C-U-Next-Tuesday. 793 00:47:02,318 --> 00:47:04,855 Can't you just say "cunt?" 794 00:47:06,556 --> 00:47:08,559 Can you say "cunt?" 795 00:47:10,025 --> 00:47:12,293 Can you please say "cunt?" 796 00:47:12,295 --> 00:47:14,528 Okay, fine. 797 00:47:14,530 --> 00:47:15,966 Cunt. 798 00:47:22,338 --> 00:47:26,440 So how does she feel about the whole gay thing? 799 00:47:26,442 --> 00:47:29,476 Not great. You know, she's coming around, 800 00:47:29,478 --> 00:47:32,012 just as long as I spare her the details. 801 00:47:32,014 --> 00:47:34,081 - Hey. - Will there be anything else? 802 00:47:34,083 --> 00:47:36,019 No, we're good, thank you. 803 00:47:38,221 --> 00:47:40,921 So you and Amy left pretty fast the other day. 804 00:47:40,923 --> 00:47:43,324 Oh, yeah, well, it's not like that. 805 00:47:43,326 --> 00:47:47,494 She's really cool, but she's not... 806 00:47:47,496 --> 00:47:49,496 - Not your type. - Ehh. 807 00:47:49,498 --> 00:47:55,436 I like girlier, femmier girls. Whatever. 808 00:47:55,438 --> 00:47:57,537 Got it. So does that mean 809 00:47:57,539 --> 00:48:00,141 that you won't be getting back together 810 00:48:00,143 --> 00:48:02,443 with Dave any time soon? 811 00:48:02,445 --> 00:48:05,045 That was high school. 812 00:48:05,047 --> 00:48:06,449 I didn't really figure it out until college. 813 00:48:11,119 --> 00:48:13,153 Do you want to know what happened? 814 00:48:13,155 --> 00:48:14,354 Yeah. 815 00:48:14,356 --> 00:48:16,958 Oh! All right. 816 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:20,461 Well, I was in love with this girl, 817 00:48:20,463 --> 00:48:23,097 and I was in total denial about it, 818 00:48:23,099 --> 00:48:24,664 so to get her out of my system, 819 00:48:24,666 --> 00:48:26,300 I thought I would go to a frat party 820 00:48:26,302 --> 00:48:28,336 and just fuck the first guy I saw. 821 00:48:28,338 --> 00:48:32,974 And so I was in the bathroom, 822 00:48:32,976 --> 00:48:35,976 and I was on my knees, giving this guy a blow job, 823 00:48:35,978 --> 00:48:39,412 and I remember I had his dick in one hand 824 00:48:39,414 --> 00:48:41,548 and his balls in the other, 825 00:48:41,550 --> 00:48:44,452 and I didn't know what I was doing, 826 00:48:44,454 --> 00:48:47,121 and he was like, "What the fuck are you doing?" 827 00:48:47,123 --> 00:48:51,191 And I just remember I was crying, 828 00:48:51,193 --> 00:48:54,095 and at that moment, 829 00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:58,032 I knew that I was... 830 00:48:58,034 --> 00:49:01,471 a hundred percent, you know, gay. 831 00:49:04,007 --> 00:49:05,271 Wow. That's... 832 00:49:06,775 --> 00:49:08,010 Sorry. 833 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,748 I should get going. 834 00:49:13,750 --> 00:49:17,117 - Was it the ball fondling? - No, no. 835 00:49:17,119 --> 00:49:20,387 Mitch is at home, and he works a lot. 836 00:49:20,389 --> 00:49:22,523 Oh, yeah. I'll settle up. 837 00:49:22,525 --> 00:49:24,691 Have a good night. 838 00:49:24,693 --> 00:49:25,695 Bye. 839 00:49:28,463 --> 00:49:29,432 Bye. 840 00:49:37,139 --> 00:49:39,440 What do I owe you? 841 00:49:39,442 --> 00:49:41,342 Drinks are on the house. 842 00:49:41,344 --> 00:49:43,811 Thanks, man. 843 00:49:43,813 --> 00:49:49,483 You know that she's the wife of my good friend? 844 00:49:49,485 --> 00:49:51,619 You're not one of those people who think that all lesbians 845 00:49:51,621 --> 00:49:54,320 want to just fuck every woman in sight? 846 00:49:54,322 --> 00:49:56,123 No, I'm not. 847 00:49:56,125 --> 00:49:59,126 I just think that you want to fuck her specifically. 848 00:49:59,128 --> 00:50:02,563 Come on, she's my student, and she's married, 849 00:50:02,565 --> 00:50:06,367 and I don't live here, and she's really WASPY. 850 00:50:06,369 --> 00:50:09,072 Well, it's good to know you haven't thought about it. 851 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,173 Dude... 852 00:50:12,175 --> 00:50:15,742 Look, just know that your powers are a lot stronger 853 00:50:15,744 --> 00:50:17,711 than you realize. 854 00:50:17,713 --> 00:50:19,345 Thank you, Yoda, 855 00:50:19,347 --> 00:50:21,717 but you've nothing to worry about, okay? 856 00:50:23,652 --> 00:50:25,251 All right? 857 00:50:25,253 --> 00:50:28,456 A-one, a-two, a-three. 858 00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:30,490 ♪ Will you wear rose, oh, my dear, oh, my dear ♪ 859 00:50:30,492 --> 00:50:33,260 ♪ Oh, will you wear a rose, Jenny Jenkins ♪ 860 00:50:33,262 --> 00:50:35,563 ♪ No, I won't wear a rose It's the color of my nose ♪ 861 00:50:35,565 --> 00:50:37,298 ♪ I'll buy me a foldy-roldy, tildy-toldy ♪ 862 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:38,865 ♪ Seek-a-double, use-a-cozza to find a roll ♪ 863 00:50:38,867 --> 00:50:43,403 ♪ Roll, Jenny Jenkins, roll ♪ 864 00:50:43,405 --> 00:50:44,838 Ah, hey! 865 00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,773 Someone's been practicing. 866 00:50:46,775 --> 00:50:49,876 Oh, God, I'm tone deaf. You are the singer. 867 00:50:49,878 --> 00:50:53,282 Oh, you just need something to get it out of you, hmm? 868 00:50:55,117 --> 00:50:58,686 You are gonna play with me at Perfecto's. 869 00:50:58,688 --> 00:51:01,421 And you are going to get your head checked. 870 00:51:01,423 --> 00:51:03,157 Come on, one song. 871 00:51:03,159 --> 00:51:05,291 It's good to have deadlines and goals and shit, 872 00:51:05,293 --> 00:51:06,594 so I've been told. 873 00:51:06,596 --> 00:51:08,896 I would die. I would die on the stage. 874 00:51:08,898 --> 00:51:11,898 You will be singing, and I will be dead. 875 00:51:11,900 --> 00:51:13,601 Well, you don't have a choice. 876 00:51:13,603 --> 00:51:16,306 It's now a mandatory part of the lesson plan. 877 00:51:19,141 --> 00:51:21,508 Okay, fine, one song. 878 00:51:21,510 --> 00:51:23,677 As long as no one I know is there. 879 00:51:23,679 --> 00:51:24,811 Deal. 880 00:51:24,813 --> 00:51:26,579 We have like 15 minutes left, 881 00:51:26,581 --> 00:51:28,382 so we're gonna do this a couple times more, ready? 882 00:51:28,384 --> 00:51:30,316 - Okay. - All right, here we go. 883 00:51:30,318 --> 00:51:33,387 A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four. 884 00:51:33,389 --> 00:51:35,322 ♪ Will you wear a rose, oh, my dear, oh, my dear ♪ 885 00:51:35,324 --> 00:51:37,726 ♪ Oh, will you wear rose, Jenny Jenkins ♪ 886 00:51:41,496 --> 00:51:42,929 Hey, it's Pete. Leave a message. 887 00:51:42,931 --> 00:51:46,633 I'll try to get back to you. 888 00:51:46,635 --> 00:51:48,936 Hey, it's me. 889 00:51:48,938 --> 00:51:52,539 I am home. 890 00:51:53,842 --> 00:51:55,909 And I thought... 891 00:51:55,911 --> 00:52:01,215 I know you're out doing your thing that you do, 892 00:52:01,217 --> 00:52:03,217 but I thought maybe you could give me a call, 893 00:52:03,219 --> 00:52:07,655 and we could catch up. 894 00:52:07,657 --> 00:52:08,792 Okay. 895 00:52:29,311 --> 00:52:32,181 ♪ Stand up straight with a crooked spine ♪ 896 00:52:34,884 --> 00:52:37,887 ♪ Butterflies as far as I can tell ♪ 897 00:52:39,722 --> 00:52:43,724 ♪ Hands too numb to grip, walk the straight line ♪ 898 00:52:43,726 --> 00:52:45,693 ♪ There's something I don't get ♪ 899 00:52:45,695 --> 00:52:49,796 ♪ No, nobody knows ♪ 900 00:52:49,798 --> 00:52:51,999 ♪ The way I know ♪ 901 00:52:52,001 --> 00:52:55,436 ♪ Nobody knows ♪ 902 00:52:55,438 --> 00:52:58,474 ♪ The way I know ♪ 903 00:53:00,576 --> 00:53:04,246 ♪ There's a sweetness in the chase ♪ 904 00:53:05,981 --> 00:53:08,951 ♪ I felt my heart beating the ceiling ♪ 905 00:53:11,820 --> 00:53:15,322 ♪ But the light changed on your face ♪ 906 00:53:15,324 --> 00:53:16,956 ♪ There's something I don't get ♪ 907 00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:20,927 ♪ No, nobody knows ♪ 908 00:53:20,929 --> 00:53:23,329 ♪ The way I know ♪ 909 00:53:23,331 --> 00:53:26,700 ♪ Nobody knows ♪ 910 00:53:26,702 --> 00:53:28,901 ♪ The way I know ♪ 911 00:53:28,903 --> 00:53:32,373 ♪ Nobody knows ♪ 912 00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:34,608 ♪ The way I ♪ 913 00:53:34,610 --> 00:53:37,911 ♪ Nobody knows ♪ 914 00:53:37,913 --> 00:53:42,251 ♪ The way I know ♪ 915 00:53:58,733 --> 00:54:00,501 KTVI, St. Louis. 916 00:54:00,503 --> 00:54:02,802 Live, local, late-breaking. 917 00:54:02,804 --> 00:54:05,338 Are you kidding me? I am not wearing this. 918 00:54:05,340 --> 00:54:07,374 What is it, like 1994? 919 00:54:07,376 --> 00:54:10,010 The 90's are back, you dumb bitch. 920 00:54:10,012 --> 00:54:11,744 Will Lucy be forced to get jiggy 921 00:54:11,746 --> 00:54:13,680 with Kimmy's fashion choices, 922 00:54:13,682 --> 00:54:16,349 or will she get saved by the bell? 923 00:54:16,351 --> 00:54:18,584 Let's hope these two can get their act together 924 00:54:18,586 --> 00:54:20,987 before they get their "act" together. 925 00:54:20,989 --> 00:54:23,456 You have to go on! The room is packed! 926 00:54:23,458 --> 00:54:26,592 I have a visual processing disorder, okay? 927 00:54:26,594 --> 00:54:29,063 Will Kimmy put the brakes on Lucy's big break? 928 00:54:29,065 --> 00:54:32,633 Find out on the series premiere of Rock or Walk, 929 00:54:32,635 --> 00:54:35,336 only on the Rainbow Network. 930 00:55:16,144 --> 00:55:18,711 ♪ And you fool me once ♪ 931 00:55:18,713 --> 00:55:20,914 ♪ And you fool me twice ♪ 932 00:55:20,916 --> 00:55:25,918 ♪ And then I fall down the rabbit hole again ♪ 933 00:55:31,927 --> 00:55:34,762 Thank you, thank you. 934 00:55:34,764 --> 00:55:36,863 So tonight I'm gonna switch it up a bit 935 00:55:36,865 --> 00:55:39,166 and bring on some new energy. 936 00:55:39,168 --> 00:55:41,969 Elyse, come on up. 937 00:55:41,971 --> 00:55:45,342 Give her a round of applause. 938 00:55:49,577 --> 00:55:51,811 So I used to do duets all the time with my ex, 939 00:55:51,813 --> 00:55:55,916 but I don't anymore on the count of that she sucks. 940 00:55:55,918 --> 00:56:00,954 But I made an exception here, of course. 941 00:56:00,956 --> 00:56:02,789 I just wrote this song, it's a new song, 942 00:56:02,791 --> 00:56:04,925 and if you like what you hear, 943 00:56:04,927 --> 00:56:07,094 maybe you'll sign up for some guitar lessons, 944 00:56:07,096 --> 00:56:08,662 and if you don't like what you hear, 945 00:56:08,664 --> 00:56:11,063 well, someone hasn't been practicing. 946 00:56:11,065 --> 00:56:12,900 She's a great teacher. 947 00:56:12,902 --> 00:56:16,570 I'll slip you the 20 later. 948 00:56:16,572 --> 00:56:19,072 Yeah. Are you ready? 949 00:56:19,074 --> 00:56:20,076 Yeah. 950 00:56:22,610 --> 00:56:25,144 One, two, three, four. 951 00:56:36,925 --> 00:56:39,929 ♪ It should've been easy ♪ 952 00:56:42,063 --> 00:56:45,402 ♪ When I put it before me ♪ 953 00:56:47,202 --> 00:56:50,037 ♪ But so many ways ♪ 954 00:56:50,039 --> 00:56:52,475 ♪ For you to lose ♪ 955 00:56:57,980 --> 00:57:00,617 ♪ A song I've forgotten ♪ 956 00:57:03,052 --> 00:57:06,055 ♪ And the memory is broken ♪ 957 00:57:08,490 --> 00:57:10,691 ♪ But time just stops ♪ 958 00:57:10,693 --> 00:57:13,630 ♪ When I hear the tune ♪ 959 00:57:17,532 --> 00:57:21,603 ♪ In the dead of night ♪ 960 00:57:23,938 --> 00:57:28,208 ♪ I don't have to breathe ♪ 961 00:57:28,210 --> 00:57:34,784 ♪ It's easy ♪ 962 00:57:40,255 --> 00:57:43,225 ♪ The moment it holds me ♪ 963 00:57:45,293 --> 00:57:48,630 ♪ Speck on the ocean ♪ 964 00:57:50,833 --> 00:57:57,039 ♪ What is a fool supposed to do ♪ 965 00:57:59,307 --> 00:58:04,514 ♪ In the dead of night ♪ 966 00:58:06,114 --> 00:58:10,217 ♪ I don't have to breathe ♪ 967 00:58:10,219 --> 00:58:14,490 ♪ It's easy ♪ 968 00:58:15,791 --> 00:58:20,028 ♪ It's easy ♪ 969 00:58:29,304 --> 00:58:31,905 - That was awesome. - Yeah. 970 00:58:31,907 --> 00:58:33,773 Oh, that was so awesome. 971 00:58:33,775 --> 00:58:35,575 - You're incredible. - Yeah? Was I okay? 972 00:58:35,577 --> 00:58:37,344 Yeah! You destroyed it. Did you hear that crowd? 973 00:58:37,346 --> 00:58:39,845 I'm gonna have to find another bar to play at. 974 00:58:39,847 --> 00:58:42,518 Dude, gimme five. Amazing. 975 00:58:51,025 --> 00:58:53,795 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 976 01:01:01,757 --> 01:01:03,824 Oh, my fucking God! 977 01:01:03,826 --> 01:01:04,891 Hey, sis! 978 01:01:04,893 --> 01:01:07,927 Mom, Mom, get out here! 979 01:01:07,929 --> 01:01:09,829 You piece of shit. 980 01:01:09,831 --> 01:01:12,798 You can't return a phone call, but you just show up. 981 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:15,302 Oh, my gosh. 982 01:01:15,304 --> 01:01:17,503 What are you doing here? 983 01:01:17,505 --> 01:01:19,472 I was in the neighborhood and, you know. 984 01:01:19,474 --> 01:01:20,874 Ohh! 985 01:01:20,876 --> 01:01:22,809 Why did you stop shaving? 986 01:01:22,811 --> 01:01:24,211 I missed you too. 987 01:01:24,213 --> 01:01:25,979 Well, how long are you staying? Can you stay? 988 01:01:25,981 --> 01:01:27,380 - It depends. - Depends on what? 989 01:01:27,382 --> 01:01:29,782 You're not gonna make me bring a jello salad 990 01:01:29,784 --> 01:01:32,151 to a potluck or something, right? 991 01:01:32,153 --> 01:01:34,820 - Dude, you made Mom crazy. - Excuse me. 992 01:01:34,822 --> 01:01:36,923 For once, I actually have the two of you under the same roof. 993 01:01:36,925 --> 01:01:39,358 - Yeah. - Ohh! I can't believe it. 994 01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,762 Yeah, I was crashing with this chick in Venice Beach 995 01:01:41,764 --> 01:01:43,764 until she finally kicked me out, 996 01:01:43,766 --> 01:01:46,333 so I figured I'd head to Lauderdale for the fall, 997 01:01:46,335 --> 01:01:47,934 bartend near the beach. 998 01:01:47,936 --> 01:01:50,103 You're killing it at life. 999 01:01:50,105 --> 01:01:52,204 I guarantee you, every dude with a mortgage 1000 01:01:52,206 --> 01:01:54,240 and a moderately hot wife in yoga pants 1001 01:01:54,242 --> 01:01:57,209 wishes he was me. 1002 01:01:57,211 --> 01:02:00,313 God, this room is like a time capsule. 1003 01:02:00,315 --> 01:02:03,182 I don't know what that says about Mom. 1004 01:02:03,184 --> 01:02:05,117 No, there's something kinda comforting about it. 1005 01:02:05,119 --> 01:02:07,521 Yeah, 'cause you get to revert. 1006 01:02:07,523 --> 01:02:09,523 So should we rock out some Backstreet Boys 1007 01:02:09,525 --> 01:02:11,191 - and pretend you're straight? - Fuck off. 1008 01:02:11,193 --> 01:02:12,958 Don't talk shit about Backstreet. 1009 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:14,827 And Mom hasn't touched a thing. 1010 01:02:14,829 --> 01:02:16,229 There's probably still a bunch of Dad's bottles 1011 01:02:16,231 --> 01:02:17,930 hidden everywhere. 1012 01:02:17,932 --> 01:02:20,233 Speaking of... 1013 01:02:20,235 --> 01:02:22,568 Aha! Nice. 1014 01:02:22,570 --> 01:02:25,838 Dad never got the good stuff, so you are stepping it up. 1015 01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:27,976 I swiped it from Dave's bar. 1016 01:02:30,913 --> 01:02:33,847 Uh-huh, yup. 1017 01:02:33,849 --> 01:02:36,148 Oh, Hagstrom Super Swede. 1018 01:02:36,150 --> 01:02:37,516 How very Zappa of you. 1019 01:02:37,518 --> 01:02:39,052 You still play? 1020 01:02:39,054 --> 01:02:41,287 Only when I'm trying to score pussy. 1021 01:02:41,289 --> 01:02:43,490 Oh, God, that is so straight of you. 1022 01:02:43,492 --> 01:02:45,592 Why? If it weren't for pussy, 1023 01:02:45,594 --> 01:02:48,028 no guy would ever pick up a guitar. 1024 01:02:48,030 --> 01:02:50,996 Guitars are hard. You do it for the same reason. 1025 01:02:50,998 --> 01:02:55,467 No. I do it because the world needs music, 1026 01:02:55,469 --> 01:02:58,537 and it is a universal language that brings everyone together. 1027 01:02:58,539 --> 01:03:00,507 And the pussy. 1028 01:03:00,509 --> 01:03:03,543 Ooh, Mom's not gonna like that. 1029 01:03:03,545 --> 01:03:05,244 Oh, she's mellowing out. 1030 01:03:05,246 --> 01:03:07,546 Hey, what's with that? New look, new clothes. 1031 01:03:07,548 --> 01:03:09,548 I've taken her on as my project. 1032 01:03:09,550 --> 01:03:13,286 Can a former uptight nun be Joan Jett? 1033 01:03:13,288 --> 01:03:15,121 It's like backwards My Fair Lady. 1034 01:03:15,123 --> 01:03:17,057 I did that with a girl once. 1035 01:03:19,061 --> 01:03:21,327 So how long you planning on sticking around for? 1036 01:03:21,329 --> 01:03:22,929 I don't know. 1037 01:03:22,931 --> 01:03:24,197 I thought it would just be a couple of weeks, 1038 01:03:24,199 --> 01:03:25,999 but I kinda like it. 1039 01:03:26,001 --> 01:03:29,068 Oh, come on. These are not our people. 1040 01:03:29,070 --> 01:03:32,539 I know, but I've met some cool ones. 1041 01:03:32,541 --> 01:03:35,407 Ruh-roh. 1042 01:03:35,409 --> 01:03:37,344 What poor girl's life are you ruining now? 1043 01:03:37,346 --> 01:03:40,613 Oh, wouldn't you like to know. 1044 01:03:40,615 --> 01:03:44,351 I would like to know. 1045 01:03:44,353 --> 01:03:45,555 Yeah. 1046 01:03:49,123 --> 01:03:50,356 Ugh. 1047 01:03:50,358 --> 01:03:53,325 Come here, give me the... Okay, so here. 1048 01:03:53,327 --> 01:03:55,595 This is great. I just had an idea. 1049 01:03:55,597 --> 01:03:59,231 I'm gonna, I'm gonna play, 1050 01:03:59,233 --> 01:04:02,601 but you're gonna play, and I'm gonna drink, 1051 01:04:02,603 --> 01:04:05,304 and we're gonna see what we can do. Ready? 1052 01:04:05,306 --> 01:04:07,007 - Yeah, okay. - Here we go. Are you ready? 1053 01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:09,010 - Yeah. - And... 1054 01:04:13,547 --> 01:04:15,115 One more time. I'm sorry. 1055 01:04:15,117 --> 01:04:17,983 Wait, just wait. Let me take a sip. 1056 01:04:17,985 --> 01:04:20,487 Okay, now I'm gonna sound like I got whiskey voice. 1057 01:04:20,489 --> 01:04:22,389 - Are you ready? - Mm-hmm. 1058 01:04:22,391 --> 01:04:24,557 ♪ Oh, baby, you're hungry ♪ 1059 01:04:24,559 --> 01:04:27,293 ♪ Running all over the town ♪ 1060 01:04:27,295 --> 01:04:31,597 ♪ I came all the way from this hot hellhole town ♪ 1061 01:04:31,599 --> 01:04:32,999 ♪ Oh ♪ 1062 01:04:33,001 --> 01:04:34,967 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1063 01:04:34,969 --> 01:04:39,104 ♪ I got them old whiskey blues ♪ 1064 01:04:41,076 --> 01:04:44,711 ♪ Well, my mama don't know, but, honey ♪ 1065 01:04:44,713 --> 01:04:48,180 ♪ What she don't know ain't gonna hurt her ♪ 1066 01:04:48,182 --> 01:04:50,182 This hurts my fingers. 1067 01:04:50,184 --> 01:04:52,922 Oh, you pussy. Fucking pussy, man. 1068 01:05:03,465 --> 01:05:07,099 This bed is so hard. Where did you get it? 1069 01:05:07,101 --> 01:05:11,737 It's the guest bedroom. We didn't exactly splurge. 1070 01:05:11,739 --> 01:05:14,074 If I bought a Serta and swapped it in, 1071 01:05:14,076 --> 01:05:16,443 you think Mitch would notice? 1072 01:05:16,445 --> 01:05:21,180 He didn't even notice when I cut my hair last year. 1073 01:05:21,182 --> 01:05:22,485 I would notice. 1074 01:05:25,586 --> 01:05:29,121 This isn't about him. 1075 01:05:29,123 --> 01:05:31,124 I'm just a boring housewife 1076 01:05:31,126 --> 01:05:34,094 who's bored with her boring life. 1077 01:05:34,096 --> 01:05:35,231 Such a cliché. 1078 01:05:40,568 --> 01:05:42,668 I'm sorry. 1079 01:05:42,670 --> 01:05:45,005 Am I boring you now? 1080 01:05:45,007 --> 01:05:47,673 No. God. 1081 01:05:47,675 --> 01:05:50,010 I was taking it easy 'cause you're a newbie, 1082 01:05:50,012 --> 01:05:53,646 but I got a pocketful of all kinds of weird shit. 1083 01:05:53,648 --> 01:05:56,016 - Shut up. - Nope, it's too late. 1084 01:05:56,018 --> 01:06:00,119 It's too late. Gotta step up my game. 1085 01:06:00,121 --> 01:06:01,787 Do you... 1086 01:06:01,789 --> 01:06:03,155 you... 1087 01:06:03,157 --> 01:06:05,090 have... 1088 01:06:05,092 --> 01:06:06,693 an old-timey washboard? 1089 01:06:09,797 --> 01:06:12,132 A fun house mirror? 1090 01:06:14,436 --> 01:06:17,804 And an oversized slingshot? 1091 01:06:17,806 --> 01:06:20,206 It's gonna be good. It's gonna be good. 1092 01:06:27,416 --> 01:06:30,617 Come over here. 1093 01:06:30,619 --> 01:06:33,253 ♪ In a minute I'm gonna tell you ♪ 1094 01:06:33,255 --> 01:06:35,822 - You're my beard, man. - I'm your beard? 1095 01:06:35,824 --> 01:06:39,092 ♪ The way I feel tonight ♪ 1096 01:06:45,266 --> 01:06:49,635 ♪ But I'm asking from the bottom ♪ 1097 01:06:49,637 --> 01:06:51,637 ♪ Just where the shadow ends ♪ 1098 01:06:51,639 --> 01:06:55,608 - Breakfast, homies. - Honey, that's so thoughtful. 1099 01:06:55,610 --> 01:07:00,016 ♪ I wanna hold you, babe ♪ 1100 01:07:02,250 --> 01:07:06,621 ♪ Still, I'm never gonna understand ♪ 1101 01:07:09,190 --> 01:07:10,259 Morning. 1102 01:07:11,592 --> 01:07:14,427 You see that baby? Baby James Franco. 1103 01:07:14,429 --> 01:07:16,829 Eww. Maybe that was James Franco. 1104 01:07:16,831 --> 01:07:19,264 Maybe living like a baby is one of his new art projects. 1105 01:07:19,266 --> 01:07:22,702 He is so good. 1106 01:07:22,704 --> 01:07:25,871 - Or not. - It's impossible to tell. 1107 01:07:25,873 --> 01:07:28,240 - Shit. - What? 1108 01:07:28,242 --> 01:07:31,344 Ehh, just a friend canceled a thing. 1109 01:07:31,346 --> 01:07:33,746 Mm, that is not a friend "shit." 1110 01:07:33,748 --> 01:07:37,217 Mm-hmm, you're right. 1111 01:07:37,219 --> 01:07:39,219 It's never gonna work out anyway. 1112 01:07:39,221 --> 01:07:43,623 Uh-oh, you fall for a straight girl again? 1113 01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:46,126 She's married. 1114 01:07:46,128 --> 01:07:47,894 To Mitch Cunningham. 1115 01:07:47,896 --> 01:07:49,162 Mitch... 1116 01:07:49,164 --> 01:07:50,563 Mitch the Bitch? 1117 01:07:50,565 --> 01:07:52,398 That fucking asshole? 1118 01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:54,766 Oh, man, if Mom ever found out... 1119 01:07:54,768 --> 01:07:57,403 Good thing she still considers suicide a mortal sin. 1120 01:07:57,405 --> 01:07:59,405 God, she's so hot. 1121 01:07:59,407 --> 01:08:02,675 She's all sweet and innocent in a sexy-as-fuck way. 1122 01:08:02,677 --> 01:08:04,543 I take back what I said about leaving. 1123 01:08:04,545 --> 01:08:07,146 You have to stay. This is too good. 1124 01:08:07,148 --> 01:08:08,815 I want constant updates on the drama. 1125 01:08:08,817 --> 01:08:11,383 Can you take something serious for once in your life? 1126 01:08:11,385 --> 01:08:14,420 Can you? I mean, she's married. 1127 01:08:14,422 --> 01:08:16,688 That's a lot of people to fuck with, Becks. 1128 01:08:16,690 --> 01:08:18,790 Well, she's unhappy. 1129 01:08:18,792 --> 01:08:21,928 I don't think it's gonna last. 1130 01:08:21,930 --> 01:08:25,464 Well, you know, who am I to judge? 1131 01:08:25,466 --> 01:08:29,201 If it feels like the right thing to do, 1132 01:08:29,203 --> 01:08:32,371 follow your heart and all that shit. 1133 01:08:32,373 --> 01:08:34,874 You could always name a song. 1134 01:08:34,876 --> 01:08:36,509 You could put some wicked harmony on... 1135 01:08:36,511 --> 01:08:39,445 ♪ All that shit ♪ 1136 01:08:39,447 --> 01:08:42,615 Ah, gotta go. 1137 01:08:42,617 --> 01:08:44,851 What, the shit friend uncanceled? 1138 01:08:44,853 --> 01:08:47,486 Hey, are you gonna be home later? 1139 01:08:47,488 --> 01:08:49,522 I don't know. Why? 1140 01:08:49,524 --> 01:08:51,691 Wait, why? 1141 01:08:51,693 --> 01:08:53,593 Oh, no, you're not bringing her home. 1142 01:08:53,595 --> 01:08:56,396 - Hey, bye. - Eww. 1143 01:08:56,398 --> 01:08:58,833 Leave a sock on the door. 1144 01:09:01,802 --> 01:09:04,204 How did I not know I was gay? 1145 01:09:06,975 --> 01:09:10,509 I feel like I'm having sex with a high schooler. 1146 01:09:13,414 --> 01:09:16,482 Well, I did have sex in here when I was a high school. 1147 01:09:16,484 --> 01:09:17,951 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 1148 01:09:17,953 --> 01:09:21,353 Granted, there was a lot more dick involved. 1149 01:09:23,557 --> 01:09:25,991 What was Dave like in bed anyway? 1150 01:09:25,993 --> 01:09:27,994 It was fast and gross. 1151 01:09:27,996 --> 01:09:30,862 And it wasn't even him, you know? 1152 01:09:30,864 --> 01:09:32,232 I just... I don't know... 1153 01:09:32,234 --> 01:09:35,000 I just never felt comfortable. 1154 01:09:35,002 --> 01:09:37,236 It just didn't feel right. 1155 01:09:37,238 --> 01:09:39,741 Not like with you. 1156 01:09:53,688 --> 01:09:54,923 Hey. 1157 01:09:58,460 --> 01:10:00,195 What happened? 1158 01:10:03,398 --> 01:10:05,668 I don't know what I'm doing. 1159 01:10:09,270 --> 01:10:10,803 What? 1160 01:10:10,805 --> 01:10:12,274 Hey. 1161 01:10:14,842 --> 01:10:16,878 Tell me, what's up? 1162 01:10:22,783 --> 01:10:24,916 You're gonna leave, 1163 01:10:24,918 --> 01:10:28,356 and I'm going to be right back to where I was. 1164 01:10:40,868 --> 01:10:43,969 - What if didn't leave? - Oh, please. 1165 01:10:43,971 --> 01:10:47,005 You've had one foot out the door since you got here. 1166 01:10:47,007 --> 01:10:48,510 I don't know. 1167 01:10:54,948 --> 01:10:56,551 I'm sorry. 1168 01:11:04,458 --> 01:11:07,462 If I stayed, would you want to be with me? 1169 01:11:43,398 --> 01:11:45,897 Hey. 1170 01:11:45,899 --> 01:11:47,702 Wanna try something? 1171 01:11:49,371 --> 01:11:51,970 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1172 01:11:51,972 --> 01:11:55,741 From your secret pocket of lesbian tricks? 1173 01:11:58,613 --> 01:12:00,548 It'll be fun. 1174 01:13:27,635 --> 01:13:28,901 Oh! 1175 01:13:28,903 --> 01:13:30,803 Mom! 1176 01:13:30,805 --> 01:13:32,474 Jesus Christ. 1177 01:13:48,722 --> 01:13:52,161 ♪ Have mercy ♪ 1178 01:13:54,595 --> 01:13:57,899 ♪ Have mercy ♪ 1179 01:14:00,702 --> 01:14:07,976 ♪ Shadows on the windowsill ♪ 1180 01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:17,250 ♪ If I have to break your heart ♪ 1181 01:14:17,252 --> 01:14:19,285 ♪ Then I will ♪ 1182 01:14:19,287 --> 01:14:20,889 No, I'm good, I'm good. 1183 01:14:23,257 --> 01:14:27,626 ♪ Release me ♪ 1184 01:14:27,628 --> 01:14:29,227 Oh, God. 1185 01:14:29,229 --> 01:14:34,001 ♪ Release me ♪ 1186 01:14:36,904 --> 01:14:39,006 I can have another drink. 1187 01:15:03,797 --> 01:15:05,964 Hi, this is Elyse. I'm not here right now, 1188 01:15:05,966 --> 01:15:07,633 but if you leave me a message, I'll call you back 1189 01:15:07,635 --> 01:15:09,735 as soon as I can. Thank you. 1190 01:15:10,805 --> 01:15:12,705 Hey, Elyse, it's me. 1191 01:15:12,707 --> 01:15:15,174 Can we talk about this? 1192 01:15:15,176 --> 01:15:18,046 All right, call me back. Bye. 1193 01:15:30,925 --> 01:15:33,192 Are you gonna bail without saying goodbye? 1194 01:15:33,194 --> 01:15:34,860 You know I can't handle Mom drama. 1195 01:15:34,862 --> 01:15:36,195 You saw her? 1196 01:15:36,197 --> 01:15:38,964 I heard her crying in her room all night. 1197 01:15:38,966 --> 01:15:40,700 Fuck. 1198 01:15:40,702 --> 01:15:42,300 I told you, she's not ready for that kind of stuff. 1199 01:15:42,302 --> 01:15:44,102 All the new clothes in the world 1200 01:15:44,104 --> 01:15:45,638 are not gonna change the fact that she's still Mom. 1201 01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:47,607 I wasn't trying to do that, Pete. 1202 01:15:47,609 --> 01:15:49,674 I love you, Becks, I really do, and I love Mom, 1203 01:15:49,676 --> 01:15:51,744 but I'm telling you, she's better off here without us. 1204 01:15:51,746 --> 01:15:53,345 How the fuck would you know? 1205 01:15:53,347 --> 01:15:55,281 You left right after the funeral. 1206 01:15:55,283 --> 01:15:57,383 Are you gonna bring that up every time I see you? 1207 01:15:57,385 --> 01:15:59,018 All you ever do is run away. 1208 01:15:59,020 --> 01:16:01,821 Some families are just better off apart. 1209 01:16:01,823 --> 01:16:05,691 Where did you read that, Shitty Sons Weekly? 1210 01:16:05,693 --> 01:16:07,296 God. Bye. 1211 01:16:28,349 --> 01:16:30,650 Oh, hey, Becks. 1212 01:16:30,652 --> 01:16:32,250 Hey, uh... 1213 01:16:32,252 --> 01:16:34,653 I'm sorry. Elyse isn't here. 1214 01:16:34,655 --> 01:16:36,388 Did you have a lesson today? 1215 01:16:36,390 --> 01:16:38,257 You know what? She's at the mall with her mom, 1216 01:16:38,259 --> 01:16:41,126 - but I can give her a call. - No, uh... 1217 01:16:41,128 --> 01:16:42,861 That's okay. 1218 01:16:42,863 --> 01:16:45,166 I got my schedule mixed up. 1219 01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:49,902 I think I forgot my guitar anyway. 1220 01:16:49,904 --> 01:16:51,903 You okay? 1221 01:16:51,905 --> 01:16:55,107 Yeah, just busy, I guess. 1222 01:16:55,109 --> 01:16:57,742 Mm. Nothing a beer can't fix. 1223 01:16:57,744 --> 01:16:59,311 - Come on in. - No, I gotta go. 1224 01:16:59,313 --> 01:17:00,979 Come on, I've been wanting to talk to you anyway, 1225 01:17:00,981 --> 01:17:03,351 so this is perfect, come on. 1226 01:17:13,161 --> 01:17:15,794 You follow the Cards? 1227 01:17:15,796 --> 01:17:17,228 A little. 1228 01:17:17,230 --> 01:17:19,397 No, not really. 1229 01:17:19,399 --> 01:17:21,701 Well, they're killing it this season. 1230 01:17:21,703 --> 01:17:23,639 Best team in baseball. 1231 01:17:27,108 --> 01:17:30,276 So yeah, I just wanted to take a chance 1232 01:17:30,278 --> 01:17:33,478 to thank you for giving Elyse these lessons. 1233 01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:37,183 She's like a different person now. 1234 01:17:37,185 --> 01:17:38,851 No problem. 1235 01:17:38,853 --> 01:17:41,019 I don't know how much she told you, 1236 01:17:41,021 --> 01:17:45,424 but we've been trying to have a kid like for a while now. 1237 01:17:45,426 --> 01:17:47,826 I don't want to get into all the medical stuff, 1238 01:17:47,828 --> 01:17:50,898 but it's been hard. 1239 01:17:53,967 --> 01:17:55,267 I didn't know. 1240 01:17:55,269 --> 01:17:56,468 Oh, yeah. 1241 01:17:56,470 --> 01:17:58,303 She's been down a lot lately. 1242 01:17:58,305 --> 01:18:03,308 She feels like, I don't know, a failure? 1243 01:18:04,945 --> 01:18:08,280 Now she sings around the house all the time. 1244 01:18:08,282 --> 01:18:11,317 She practices guitar when I go to bed. 1245 01:18:11,319 --> 01:18:15,120 So I guess these lessons have been a nice, 1246 01:18:15,122 --> 01:18:19,393 I don't know, distraction, I guess. 1247 01:18:22,997 --> 01:18:24,863 Glad I could help. 1248 01:18:24,865 --> 01:18:26,499 Oh, do me a favor. 1249 01:18:26,501 --> 01:18:28,534 Don't tell her that I talked to you about any of this. 1250 01:18:28,536 --> 01:18:31,070 I don't want her to think I was talking about her, 1251 01:18:31,072 --> 01:18:34,042 you know, behind her back. 1252 01:18:36,844 --> 01:18:38,180 Yeah. 1253 01:18:42,449 --> 01:18:45,453 Hey, whatever it is you're doing, keep it up. 1254 01:19:03,938 --> 01:19:05,207 Hi, Mom. 1255 01:19:09,109 --> 01:19:11,009 Your brother left... 1256 01:19:11,011 --> 01:19:12,913 without saying goodbye. 1257 01:19:14,347 --> 01:19:16,348 He probably just went to go see some friends. 1258 01:19:16,350 --> 01:19:19,018 No. He took his stuff. 1259 01:19:19,020 --> 01:19:21,289 I already cleaned his room. 1260 01:19:24,091 --> 01:19:26,027 Are we gonna talk about this? 1261 01:19:28,595 --> 01:19:32,266 I think seeing it was quite enough. 1262 01:19:34,167 --> 01:19:37,468 I suppose you'll be wanting to head out soon. 1263 01:19:41,442 --> 01:19:44,610 - Are you kicking me out? - I don't know. 1264 01:19:44,612 --> 01:19:48,313 I'm not sure this is the right place for you anymore. 1265 01:19:48,315 --> 01:19:50,281 I thought you liked having me here. 1266 01:19:50,283 --> 01:19:53,384 Yeah, I did, but I'm thinking maybe a little bit of distance 1267 01:19:53,386 --> 01:19:56,054 might be better for us. 1268 01:19:56,056 --> 01:19:59,157 I just can't have you disrespecting my house 1269 01:19:59,159 --> 01:20:00,526 like that. 1270 01:20:00,528 --> 01:20:04,129 You know what? I'm an adult. 1271 01:20:04,131 --> 01:20:05,998 Adults have sex. 1272 01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:08,000 I am so sorry you had to see that. 1273 01:20:08,002 --> 01:20:09,902 Believe me, it was fucked up for me too. 1274 01:20:09,904 --> 01:20:11,202 It was disgusting. 1275 01:20:11,204 --> 01:20:13,240 Disgusting? 1276 01:20:16,577 --> 01:20:19,245 You know, you can go to as many pride parades as you want, 1277 01:20:19,247 --> 01:20:21,179 but you're never gonna understand that being gay 1278 01:20:21,181 --> 01:20:22,882 means I fuck women. 1279 01:20:22,884 --> 01:20:25,116 I am sorry if that is too much for you to handle. 1280 01:20:25,118 --> 01:20:29,120 Get over yourself, Rebecca. I don't care who you fuck, okay? 1281 01:20:29,122 --> 01:20:31,557 You just seduced a confused woman 1282 01:20:31,559 --> 01:20:34,927 who happens to be married to my friend's son. 1283 01:20:34,929 --> 01:20:36,928 What am I supposed to say to her now? 1284 01:20:36,930 --> 01:20:39,098 - Do you not understand? - I'm in love with her. 1285 01:20:39,100 --> 01:20:40,965 You're in love with her? 1286 01:20:40,967 --> 01:20:43,635 Honey, you said two months ago you were in love with Lucy, 1287 01:20:43,637 --> 01:20:46,037 and now who's it gonna be next month? 1288 01:20:46,039 --> 01:20:48,973 What is wrong with you? I don't get it. 1289 01:20:48,975 --> 01:20:52,611 You have no consideration of anybody else's feelings. 1290 01:20:52,613 --> 01:20:55,613 Do you think being gay is an excuse for being selfish? 1291 01:20:55,615 --> 01:20:57,616 Is that what it is? 1292 01:20:57,618 --> 01:21:00,285 You know what? 1293 01:21:00,287 --> 01:21:02,687 Regardless of what you may think about me, 1294 01:21:02,689 --> 01:21:05,492 I had a pretty nice life here before you showed up. 1295 01:21:07,395 --> 01:21:10,232 And I'm not gonna let you take that away from me. 1296 01:21:17,704 --> 01:21:22,206 I'll leave in the morning. 1297 01:21:22,208 --> 01:21:23,345 Good. 1298 01:21:49,569 --> 01:21:51,003 Hey. 1299 01:21:51,005 --> 01:21:52,603 Did Mitch see you leave? 1300 01:21:52,605 --> 01:21:56,308 No. He fell asleep on the sofa. 1301 01:21:56,310 --> 01:21:58,346 Are you okay? 1302 01:22:00,146 --> 01:22:01,548 No. 1303 01:22:07,454 --> 01:22:08,989 I'm sorry. 1304 01:22:13,094 --> 01:22:15,262 I'm sorry. 1305 01:22:17,131 --> 01:22:18,629 Shh. 1306 01:22:20,768 --> 01:22:22,203 It's okay. 1307 01:22:23,270 --> 01:22:24,606 It's okay. 1308 01:22:28,708 --> 01:22:31,610 Wait, wait, hey, wait. 1309 01:22:31,612 --> 01:22:33,544 Wait, wait. 1310 01:22:33,546 --> 01:22:37,016 I have to leave. 1311 01:22:37,018 --> 01:22:40,152 I have to go back to New York. 1312 01:22:47,028 --> 01:22:50,030 Will you come? Come with me. 1313 01:22:52,332 --> 01:22:54,232 Oh, God. 1314 01:22:54,234 --> 01:22:58,169 Please. I mean it. 1315 01:22:58,171 --> 01:23:00,975 We can be so good together. 1316 01:23:03,109 --> 01:23:04,278 Please. 1317 01:24:09,243 --> 01:24:11,212 What about Mitch? 1318 01:24:14,715 --> 01:24:16,717 You don't want him. 1319 01:24:19,153 --> 01:24:21,088 You want me. 1320 01:24:39,606 --> 01:24:43,575 Hey, I should go. 1321 01:24:43,577 --> 01:24:45,677 He's gonna be up soon. 1322 01:24:45,679 --> 01:24:46,815 Okay. 1323 01:24:48,716 --> 01:24:52,317 I'm just... I'm gonna go home and get my stuff, okay? 1324 01:24:52,319 --> 01:24:55,720 I'll be back in about an hour. 1325 01:24:55,722 --> 01:24:57,559 Yeah, okay. 1326 01:25:01,494 --> 01:25:02,630 Hey. 1327 01:25:04,931 --> 01:25:06,600 I love you. 1328 01:25:07,935 --> 01:25:09,804 I love you too. 1329 01:25:51,278 --> 01:25:56,650 ♪ You thought you had it figured out this time ♪ 1330 01:25:59,886 --> 01:26:02,588 ♪ Ride to the sun ♪ 1331 01:26:02,590 --> 01:26:05,293 ♪ Where the lines, they break ♪ 1332 01:26:08,761 --> 01:26:11,862 ♪ But it set long ago ♪ 1333 01:26:11,864 --> 01:26:13,367 Hey, honey? 1334 01:26:15,868 --> 01:26:18,472 ♪ The stars are dim ♪ 1335 01:26:20,274 --> 01:26:22,911 ♪ And the moon hangs low ♪ 1336 01:26:24,545 --> 01:26:29,617 ♪ Low, low, low ♪ 1337 01:26:32,019 --> 01:26:35,687 ♪ So you fight the good fight ♪ 1338 01:26:35,689 --> 01:26:38,326 ♪ But you got caught ♪ 1339 01:26:40,661 --> 01:26:43,928 ♪ Between what you had ♪ 1340 01:26:43,930 --> 01:26:46,701 ♪ And what you have lost ♪ 1341 01:26:48,801 --> 01:26:53,907 ♪ With no one left to hold ♪ 1342 01:26:57,310 --> 01:26:58,947 ♪ The day's so long ♪ 1343 01:27:01,347 --> 01:27:03,784 ♪ And the nights are cold ♪ 1344 01:27:05,719 --> 01:27:10,992 ♪ Cold, cold, cold now ♪ 1345 01:27:13,560 --> 01:27:19,300 ♪ And we all just wanna go home ♪ 1346 01:27:21,635 --> 01:27:27,442 ♪ And we all just wanna go home ♪ 1347 01:27:29,943 --> 01:27:33,411 ♪ You keep your feet moving ♪ 1348 01:27:33,413 --> 01:27:35,849 ♪ But it's getting late ♪ 1349 01:27:37,917 --> 01:27:41,620 ♪ Whoa, the cost, the cost, the cost ♪ 1350 01:27:41,622 --> 01:27:44,292 ♪ That keeps you awake ♪ 1351 01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:51,766 ♪ With no one left to hold ♪ 1352 01:27:54,702 --> 01:27:56,871 ♪ The stars are dim ♪ 1353 01:27:58,905 --> 01:28:01,408 ♪ And the moon hangs low ♪ 1354 01:28:02,876 --> 01:28:08,283 ♪ Low, low, low ♪ 1355 01:28:10,818 --> 01:28:16,724 ♪ And we all just wanna go home ♪ 1356 01:28:19,025 --> 01:28:24,931 ♪ And we all just wanna go home ♪ 1357 01:28:27,067 --> 01:28:33,004 ♪ And we all just wanna go home ♪ 1358 01:28:33,006 --> 01:28:37,375 ♪ Home, home, oh ♪ 1359 01:28:37,377 --> 01:28:41,446 ♪ Home, home, oh ♪ 1360 01:28:41,448 --> 01:28:47,755 ♪ Home, home, oh, home ♪ 1361 01:28:58,097 --> 01:29:05,405 ♪ And we all just wanna go home ♪ 1362 01:29:05,580 --> 01:29:10,580 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1363 01:29:27,895 --> 01:29:30,898 ♪ It should've been easy ♪ 1364 01:29:33,033 --> 01:29:36,437 ♪ When I put it before me ♪ 1365 01:29:38,204 --> 01:29:44,612 ♪ But so many ways for you to lose ♪ 1366 01:29:48,948 --> 01:29:51,018 ♪ A song I've forgotten ♪ 1367 01:29:54,188 --> 01:29:56,990 ♪ And the memory's broken ♪ 1368 01:29:59,460 --> 01:30:04,631 ♪ But time just stops when I hear the tune ♪ 1369 01:30:08,234 --> 01:30:12,639 ♪ In the dead of night ♪ 1370 01:30:15,042 --> 01:30:19,244 ♪ I don't have to breathe ♪ 1371 01:30:19,246 --> 01:30:26,453 ♪ It's easy ♪ 1372 01:30:31,158 --> 01:30:34,429 ♪ The moment it holds me ♪ 1373 01:30:36,529 --> 01:30:39,599 ♪ Speck on the ocean ♪ 1374 01:30:41,868 --> 01:30:48,009 ♪ What is a fool supposed to do ♪ 1375 01:30:50,511 --> 01:30:55,650 ♪ In the dead of night ♪ 1376 01:30:57,016 --> 01:31:01,519 ♪ I don't have to breathe ♪ 1377 01:31:01,521 --> 01:31:06,724 ♪ It's easy ♪ 1378 01:31:06,726 --> 01:31:11,565 ♪ It's easy ♪ 1379 01:31:39,025 --> 01:31:42,662 ♪ Have mercy ♪ 1380 01:31:44,864 --> 01:31:48,269 ♪ Have mercy ♪ 1381 01:31:50,938 --> 01:31:58,546 ♪ Shadows on the windowsill ♪ 1382 01:32:02,181 --> 01:32:07,686 ♪ If I have to break your heart ♪ 1383 01:32:07,688 --> 01:32:10,091 ♪ Then I will ♪ 1384 01:32:13,859 --> 01:32:16,997 ♪ Release me ♪ 1385 01:32:19,632 --> 01:32:24,137 ♪ Release me ♪ 1386 01:32:25,939 --> 01:32:29,307 ♪ I'll go back ♪ 1387 01:32:29,309 --> 01:32:33,280 ♪ To a friend of a friend ♪ 1388 01:32:37,184 --> 01:32:41,588 ♪ You had to break my heart ♪ 1389 01:32:43,090 --> 01:32:47,224 ♪ You had to break my heart ♪ 1390 01:32:47,226 --> 01:32:52,899 ♪ Again and again ♪ 1391 01:33:05,878 --> 01:33:09,849 ♪ Release me ♪ 1392 01:33:11,685 --> 01:33:17,421 ♪ Have mercy ♪ 1393 01:33:17,423 --> 01:33:21,729 ♪ Release me ♪ 1394 01:33:23,130 --> 01:33:28,900 ♪ Have mercy ♪ 1395 01:33:28,902 --> 01:33:32,105 ♪ Release me ♪ 1396 01:33:34,807 --> 01:33:39,613 ♪ Have mercy ♪ 100235