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Cassandra, it's time to get up and get going if you want to ride to school.

Thanks, Mom.

My dad's coming with you soon.

I was close.

I know. We've got to get you out of here before my parents see you.

I'm in college. Why would it matter?

For all I know, they think I'm a virgin. I mean, little did they know I took

your pick -off last night.

No, we've got to get you out of here.

Come on, Cassandra!

Rise and shine!

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

No, nothing.

I'm okay.

You sure?

Yeah. Sorry.

All right, because I heard this crazy scream.

Cassandra, hurry up! You're going to be late for school!

Get him.

What are you doing here?

I walked over in Cassandra's room.

Oh, that little...

What? Do you have any idea what her dad will do if he finds out?

Honey, where's my blue tie?

We've got to hide here.

Where's my blue tie?

It's here somewhere, sweetie.

Can you please hurry up? Yeah, it's here.

Here you go, babe.

Thank you.

Perfect.

You dirty boy.

We've got to get you out of here.

quick homework question for anatomy class.

What is the area between the anus and the scrotum or vulva commonly known as

gooch?

Yeah, that would be the perineum.

Thanks, Mom.

Yeah.

What are you doing?

Um, just making some eggs.

The tone's not even on.

Oh.

Old age.

Mom, you're not old.

Thanks again, Mom.

He's still fucking.

I wanted to give you a heads up that the Hogan's called and they really want us

to go to that big picnic that they were supposed to have.

Yeah? I know, I know, I know, they're boring, I know.

But what do you say we just go, just maybe like for an hour or so?

Yep, sure.

Great.

What are you doing?

Um, vacuuming.

Don't you have to turn on the vacuum to vacuum?

Try the button.

Silly you.

We feel like devil worshipping music. We don't want that in the house.

Dad, this is unfair.

Mom! Life is unfair.

Holy shit.

Give me that cup. Give me that cup.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

No.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

That's so fucking hard.

hit? No.

Fuck yeah.

This is why you're not allowed to bring boys over. Love you.

I love you too, sweetheart.

Fuck you!

If you tell your dad I'm taking your car away.