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Silence! Okay, going for take.

- Silence! - I'm telling you he was hitting

on that actress. I heard it from…

I said, silence fuckers! Are you fucking deaf! Who coughed?

If you cough again I'll slit your fucking throat!

Hey! He's coughing on purpose. Throw him out.

- Hey, what are you doing? - Bloody Pankaj, motherfucker!

But I'm not Pankaj. Silence!

Okay, ready for take.

Roll sound… roll camera… and action!

- Shit! Someone call a doctor. - Cut, cut, cut… fuck!

We need a doctor now.

Where the hell is the doctor? Get a stretcher for him.

Sir… there's no way he can do the stunt today.

Go get me the backup stuntman!

He was our backup stuntman.

That's not my problem. Find me someone else!

How the hell am I supposed to find someone else?

- Figure it out, find me a replacement now. - We cannot miss the deadline.

- Fuck your bloody deadline. - Fuck your bloody deadline? Nice!

Now I dare you to say that to Freddy.

Freddy has had enough of your bullshit.

I gave my investors my word, that this film, will release on July 15th.

And you gave me your word, that the shoot would have

wrapped up 10 days ago.

Neither of you will ever set foot in this industry again.

And no matter what. I will release this film

on the 15th of July.

With or without your fuck-all jump.

S-sir, without the stunt we cannot

get to the climax.

- It's an important jump, sir. We need it. - I'll do it, sir!

It's a dangerous stunt, you could die! You're an actor, not a stuntman.

- And you're my manager… not my mother. - That's the spirit.

I read scripts, not contracts.

Come on! Come on! Back to position!

Roll sound, camera and action!

- Where's he come from? - I just met up with the man upstairs.

He's been waiting for you.

Get the bag! Don't let him get to it!

Don't let him get the bag!

I send them all to meet their maker

Snuff out their breath with a flick of my finger

Who are you, boy, where did you come from?

Today's your last day, go find your mom

Back Off!

I come holding death in my hands

Jesus Christ!

You bastard! You'll fire a gun at an unarmed man? Yeah?

Not a gun--

Here baldy, somebody's nuts!

Hey! Hey! Hey look Aasman Singh! Aasman Singh, Aasman…

Hey! Hey! Oh, it's Aasmaan Singh! Aasmaan Singh! Aasmaan Singh!

Hey! What are you doing? Let go…

- That's what I was thinking. - Hey, Aasmaan Singh.

- Don't talk rubbish! - Hey! Aasmaan Singh!

Aasmaan Singh, Aasmaan…

Parvaiz, you fucking asshole! Look at what they've done.

Ah, chill out, bro.

Every star lives for the moment when fans lose their shit and wanna rip

their clothes off.

I made that happen for you. Thank me later.

Really? And what if I lost an eye?

- Why do you think you've got two then huh? - Psycho!

Hey yo! What's up my genes? What you're doing here dude?

We're out for a morning walk.

- Come to a round with us in the theatre. - Why are you getting salty man?

Looking sexy brother! What a vibe!

Meet Abdul, Salim, Rafique and Kashif, AKA low Kash.

And where's he hiding big Kash?

Big Kash is right here.

- Show some respect. - What's up with this guy?

- Show respect! - Hey!

Ya show respect.

Come on bro. Just do it.

Just look at his face. Relax brother he's just fucking with you.

- Boys. Come on, let's click a selfie. - Come here.

Smile, smile okay. You see yourself… Why selfie, let me take it. Here give me.

- You'll take it? - You know I'll take it all night long!

Hey just a sec. Ya shoot.

Oh carp you! Can't I loose a star in the picture.

Oh, come on man!

Show me.

Hey you, get lost! Damn bro! Roll up the red carpet.

Hey Parvaiz. Who are these guys? And what's with the pistol? If someone sees us

we're screwed.

Hey, Aasman. Don Gafoor thinks your films are a total banger ya.

He called us from Dubai to say this.

- Did you say don Gafoor watched my film? - Yeah.

So?

So it's great I mean. Don Gafoor watched my film.

- See you around. - Peace out, guys.

- Asshole! - Kashif, you little mother fucker!

- You're crazy man. - Your father is a motherfucker!

Fuck, Parvaiz, who are these guys?

Here I stand before you

I never learned to bow down

Against the fiercest hurricane

I'm that stubborn flame that won't go out

I'm faster than the tearing wind

Is there anyone like me?

They say, don't be so arrogant

But I'm never going to change my ways

To all these superstars

I just want to say

That all over this world

Like a flower she hides her essence Through her fragrance is she seen

I'd wear her like a talisman If, as a holy book, she were revealed

My beloved is my priestess My holy verse, my creed

My creed...

My holy verse, my creed My holy verse, my creed

My holy verse...

Well done! Incredible.

You think you are a rockstar. What are you doing?

You're a back up singer. Know your place.

Drop the attitude. And just do exactly what

you are paid to do.

Are'nt you getting paid so much more. Why do you do so little.

Out get lost from here! What the…

What the hell did I do wrong?

Is it my fault that he doesn't know how to sing screaching away in his shitty

voice getting paid big bucks for it.

And what have you got to show for yourself?

Cause that shitty voice of his made him 50 crores last year. Got it?

Just take your cash and get out.

Oh yeah! So let hie earnings this year

be 50 crores plus 15 thousand. Keep your filthy money.

Crazy fucker.

For my ride home.

Hey! What's wrong with you?

Okay. Wait! Yeah. Just put your finger here.

- You have to finger it properly ya. - Damn it how?

That's what she said bro.

Sell this and get a bicycle.

What the fuck? Parvaiz!

- But a bicycle can't do this bro. - Go park the car.

- Papa? - Aasmaan!

Wha-what are you doing here?

My son's first film just released. You think I'd miss that?

- But papa your health? - What about my health huh?

Maa told me docs asked you not to travel.

Papa why did you have to risk it in your condition?

Condition? I've got worse hangovers.

You're going to tear through bollywood. Just like your shirt.

- My star! My hero! - Take it easy, he's the star not you.

I always knew he was a star. And now the world is finding out.

- Mr. Singh! - Parvaiz!

- How are you sweetheart? - If you're here, then who's lighting up

Delhi tonight? And so not done. You're getting sexier day by day.

I'm so proud of you.

How are you?

- This is for you. - Are you eating well or not?

- Yeah, I'm on a diet right now ma. - What happened to your clothes?

The crowd straight up ripped your boy's shirt

off, his performance was that tragic.

Maa the fans didn't stop whistling, he's messing with you. Go and catch the next

- show. - What?

Oh, no, no, no. Avatar hasn't seen it yet. We'll go together.

Hmmm. Give it to me.

What?

- Papa, seriously. - Why don't you get

changed, I'll deal with him.

What's all this? So you're back to your old ways.

Huh? The doctor said to quit…

Ah-ha-ha, Avtar, Avtar is back home. Avtar…

Oh, Rajat! You're here!

- So, feeling better now? - Yeah, perfectly fine!

Yeah? Of course you are! Your son's become a movie star!

- How are you, Avtar? - Oh, I'm doing very well,

Neeta. Since I've quit my job.

Did you quit the job or did they kick you out, huh?

Oh, I'm the one who did all the kicking, all right?

I think he felt bad. Poor Avtar. I hurt his feelings.

Wait for me, I'm coming.

- Thanks babe! - Huh? One slap!

"Thanks babe!"

Welcome to 'Shooting Star'! And I'm your host, Sanjeev Sharma.

- I hope he gives me a good review. - Yeah, its tight.

And today we'll be reviewing, Revolver for you.

The title sound smashing but it's far from spectacular, its squatecular. Puff!

And the only thing worse than the film is debutante Aasmaan Singh's acting.

Faking a baritone, won't make you sound like Amitabh Bacchan!

And this is exactly why he is a two-dimensional actor!

Aasmaan Singh is so bad… that even the revolver in the film…

wanted to leave the set and walk off to another film.

- Anyway! Aasmaan-- - Fucker!

All he does is suck up to star kids. No wonder he has a lisp!

Huh, dumb ass.

Shit, man!

This guy can't even say success without spitting on the mike.

You dropped a hit, bro! And tonight we'll celebrate!

Let's go out find some girls and have sex together…

You're crazy!

Stop it!

No aunty, he'll do it seperately and

- I'll do it seperately. - Why?

Than might as well do with each other.

Any way I've always liked this bearded beauty.

Oh, come on, we were just…

Here, have some sweets.

Oh, man!

- Let me go get some from the-- - Don't bother, man, it's okay. We'll

have lots at Aasmaan success party.

Hmm! We'll get expensive booze for free.

One of the first perks of your son being a movie star.

Bloody free loader!

- Like you're any different, you fucker! - Huh?

Freddy sir, sir, can I have a bite? Can I have a bite? Sir, can I--

Don't think you need the calories, darling!

- Asshole! - Sir, you're looking very dapper of--

45 years of Sodawallah Productions!

And my belly is still not full.

And what better way to celebrate, than the success, of 'Revolver'.

Wow, what are all these people doing here?

Just waiting.

How colorful the nights of romance Of romance

Karan! Karan! Karan! Karan! Karan! Karan! Please Karan!

I'm not deaf! I'm not deaf!

Humbled! Humbled!

- What the fuck! - Oh, my God! I can't believe it!

Ranveer, I love you!

Hi, Karan!

Ranveer, is this a new look or a cry for help, huh?

The latter Karan.

I fractured my freaking foot.

I'm in so much fucking pain I can't tell you.

I don't care about your pain. We're shooting from next month.

I'm out of action for 6 months, Karan!

Don't fuck with me, Ranveer.

My movie saved your fucking career.

My performance saved your fucking movie.

Fuck you, Ranveer.

Love you, Karan.

- Don't touch me. - Let's go!

Hey, who is that guy?

Who am I?

The one and only, Jaraj Saxena!

Can't place the face?

Recognise me now?

Wait.

Don't waste your battery on him. It's gonna be a long night.

Hey! You're back again?

Hey, Jaggi! Jaggi, Jaggi, don't touch me! Jaggi, look, Jaggi, please don't do this,

everyone's watching. Let go, I said let go of me!

Hey, come on, click, click, click. Hey!

Hey, Freddy, my man! My old friend, my pal!

- Leave me, you fuckers. My brother's here! - Hey, asshole, come on! -Freddy!

- You can't do this to me, Freddy! - Get him out of here! Move it!

- You fucking asshole! - Take him out.

You bastards, leave me alone, you mother fuckers!

Sir, you wanted to see me?

Yes, Aasmaan. There's someone I want you to meet.

Who, sir?

- Actually, someone you should see. - Who?

Ajay Talvar!

Mamma, my toy!

Mamma, my toy!

Ajay, meet the man of the moment.

Aasmaan Singh, sir. Big fan.

Congratulations, my boy.

Actually, I haven't watched your film.

But, I've heard great things about it.

Sir, that means a lot to me coming from you. Thank you.

Whatever I've learned so far, I've learned from watching your work, sir.

Well, buddy, you've already taken your first step.

Now keep your eye on the goal and don't blink until it's yours.

May be not today or tomorrow or in the near

future. But one day, it will be yours.

I won't forget that, sir. Thank you.

Aasmaan?

Go on, now.

Okay, sir. I'll see you, inside.

Sweet kid.

Come. Did you get a chance

to look at the script?

I read it, didn't love it.

Ajay, it's Sailab 2.

I know, man. But it's still a no.

No, it's not a no.

Because, what I want, I will have.

Maybe not today, not tomorrow, or in the near future…

Freddy!

My bad.

This is not the time or place to discuss work.

- Ah, I'm going in. - Go ahead, party. Enjoy!

- Ajay Talvar in the house! - Sir, what now?

Fuck.

- Hey, can't you see where you're going? - Granny, you've got one foot in the grave

and you still want to party in high heels. What did you think would happen?

How rude!

What are you doing? Sorry, sorry, sorry.

What a crazy old man?

- Drink up, guys. It's free! - Hello.

Oh shit! Hold this baldy. Natu natu sir. Natu natu!

Hi, sir!

No, no, all my dates are available for you sir.

- No, that film is not happening, sir. - Right…

Looks like he's found a new lead. So yeah, we're good to go next month.

Yes, full power, 24 hour. No toilet, no shower. -We're on, sir. Yeah!

Success party…

Oh no, that's just a rumour. My leg is perfectly fine.

Thank you, sir.

Goodnight, sir.

- You big dog? - Bring it here!

Hey, move aside. Step back, come on, step back.

- Just one selfie! Just one selfie, bro. - Its okay, let him through.

Come, I want you to meet my flat mate.

Yeah sure, but get someone to turn off

this shitty music first.

Who's the dick head playing it?

Hi, I'm Adam. The DJ.

Oh! So, he's that dick head.

Dropping a beat and feeling cool doesn't make for good music.

I'm sorry.

It's okay. I'm not that confrontational.

- Hey, hey, Avtar! - Hey, hey, Rajat!

- Hey, You have promised… - To have a drink with you!

Oh!

So-so-sorry sir!

- I-It's okay, no problem. - Someone just, pushed me, sir.

I don't really like this shirt anyway.

Thank you, sir. I'm Rajat, and this is Neeta.

And we're Aasmaan's parents.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Actually, your spill has saved me tonight. I have the perfect excuse to leave.

Freddy would never let me go.

Sir, if I knew the plan, I'd have dropped a whole bottle!

You're a funny guy! Goodnight.

Saw that? You're the only one who

doesn't find me funny. Everyone else loves my jokes.

Rajat, my head is really hurting, please let's go.

But my drink…

You can have your drink at home.

Promise?

I promise!

By the way, were you, ah, shooting a video or something back there?

Yeah?

You bet for the fan, bro!

- Cool, bro! - Hmm.

Hey, you, what are you doing. Bro, I'll send you the pictures later. Bro, I'll

Bluetooth it to you! Hey, hey, don't you dare come close to me! You really want my

- phone? You want my phone? Take it! - Go for it!

Go for it! Take it! Hey! He doesn't have my consent yet. No consent, no contact!

- Don't even think of touching me! - Hey! What are you doing… Stop it.

Let it be, let him go, let him go. It's okay.

Aasmaan, this is the day a star is born.

Not born, sir, made.

Aah!

Jeejeebhoy!

Ah! Yes, sir.

- S-s-so-sorry. - Thank you, D'YAVOL X,

for sponsoring this night.

Let's get fucked!

A three-film deal with Sodawallah Productions.

Welcome to the family!

Are you serious, sir?

Thank you so much!

You made my day, sir.

Not your day, life.

Life!

Go on, sign it.

- Aasmaan, can we just talk for a minute? - There, the contract girl!

She's back!

I'm changing his life here…

and you want a minute?

Sir, you're talking about the rest of his life, a minute barely counts, right?

Just a moment.

Fucking hell, man. Look at that. Same as mine!

- Yeah, but mine's the first copy. - Yeah, I know you fool I used to

wear one of those back in the day.

Keep it.

What's this for, bro?

Delete that video.

Now, what is this, hush money. Not a chance bro.

And all this shit for a video.

You could have just asked me only.

I really respect you, always have.

And always will.

I'd like you to keep it.

No, I don't want it.

Keep it, keep it man. So you don't forget the big dog.

No, no, no, I'm not--

So you don't forget!

What?

The OG Big dog!

Oh, ho ho ho! Huh! Nice bro!

Intense, bro, intense! I like it. I like it.

And listen, delete it from the trash bin as well,

huh? If I see that video again, I'll find you and I'll delete you.

Okay, bro?

- Fucking love you, big dog! - Yeah, yeah, I love you too bitch!

Now fuck off!

Look, don't be in a hurry to sign anything yet.

Your film is going to hit at least a hundred crores!

That's why he's offered me a three-film deal.

But this is an exclusive three-film deal. If the first flops,

you think you'll get another? To him, this is just business.

For you, it's your life.

Look, you're right. But the first could also be a hit.

Be positive, think about it.

All I'm saying is, don't marry the first girl that fucks you.

You know what I mean, Aasmaan, you'll have more opportunities.

Bigger, better films with bigger, better producers.

Okay.

Then get me those bigger, better films.

Fine!

But do not do anything until I've done my due diligence.

Who the hell's been calling!

Okay?

Okay.

What dates do you want?

- Ah… - Discussion done?

Sir, you know how managers are. Due diligence!

Due diligence?

I did all this for you!

And you still don't trust me?

- No, sir, it's not like th-- - You know what?

Forget it.

- Don't sign it. Forget it. - But, sir…

Let's just have another drink.

I'll find someone else.

Sir…

What, what is it, what is it called?

Mansmooth?

Pen.

My love, you're a player I see mischief in your eyes

You're a rogue at heart And yet I'd die for you

My love, you're a player I see mischief in your eyes

You're a rogue at heart And yet I'd die for you

Ranveer has left the film.

We gotta make it look like we dropped him!

I don't want any D.D.

Dharma damage, man!

Get me an actor who can handle a film of this size, asap!

I'll just call you back.

Hi, sir.

I'm sorry if I'm disturbing you, but I don't know if you remember--

Sanya Ahmed, you interned with us.

You do remember. That means a lot.

Aww, not so much to me.

It-It's obviously none of my business, but you sounded very tense earlier.

Is there anything I can help you with?

I didn't mean to overstep.

You can. You actually can.

I'm sure that you can find me the type of actor…

who I can mount a hundred crore film on. Huh? Huh?

- I don't think so. - I--

I've heard 'Aaramzaade 5' is kicking off soon.

I've locked the cast for Aaraamzaade 5.

Vastav's doing it.

Speak of the devil. Vastav!

Oh, Freddy sir!

Aasmaan, meet the youth icon, Vastav Shreevastav.

Just Vastav, like Madonna?

You know? Madonna?

Got it? By the way, Aasmaan, I'll see you day after.

Hmm?

What's day after?

Sanjeev Sharma's newcomer roundtable.

Not invited?

But, that's weird.

You're a newcomer as well!

I think it's, exclusive. Hmm?

Cheers!

Come on, Freddy sir. Let's go, disco!

- Now who can say no to the youth icon? - For all you Bollywood guys out there,

this one's for you.

- Of course, the obvious, the Khan's, but… - Hmm…

for then you'll have to double the budget, right?

Hrithik!

But, he just did an action-romance film so, I really don't know.

Sir, maybe your hero is standing right in front of you…

and he's hiding in plain sight? Like, him?

You really think, I can mount a hundred-crore

film on this thing?

If I have to put my money on one film doing well, it would have to--

How're you doing, sir?

- Aasmaan! Have you met Aasmaan? Aasmaan? - Absolutely!

Ah! Congrats on the film.

But sir, you didn't really like the film, right?

And yet here you are at the success party. How come?

Easy on the sarcasm, kid. Your performance was unconvincing.

- And I'm just doing my job. Right? - I know it's a risk, and

he's new, but, sir, it's you.

Your film will never be an Aasmaan Singh film.

Your film will always be a Karan Johar film.

Yeah.

You have your opinion, I have mine. Let's just agree to disagree. Okay?

Okay, sir.

Good boy!

So cute! Go on!

Thank you, sir.

- Unbelievable how cute he is! - I promise you my boy

has something special.

I wouldn't recommend him otherwise.

He's different, sir.

Why has the music stopped?

Hey, w-w-what are you doing! What is he doing?

I-I didn't do anything!

He's gonna kill me! He's gonna kill me!

- Aasmaan! - Don't, don't, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so fucking sorry!

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry! - That's your boy?

- I'm sorry! Please, please… - Oh! Did I actually scare you?

I was just messing around!

I guess I'm not such a bad actor then.

You host a roundtable for newcomers, right?

If you're, looking for higher ratings, let me know, sir. I'll be there.

So cute.

- Aasmaan "Fucking" Singh, - Ladies and gentlemen.

No, no, I didn't get scared, I didn't get scared!

- I got a little hard, though. - That's my boy.

I'm entertained.

But not enough.

But sir, his film just killed it at the box office--

Best of luck.

Fuck!

We're conducting a raid here tonight.

Let the truth triumph!

Drugs have destroyed this country's future.

Hey!

What do you think you're doing? Huh?

Smoking a joint.

You bloody pathetic junkie!

How dare you smoke a joint in front of me?

You know who I am?

I'm part of war against drugs!

I'm part of all against drugs!

I am part of the NCG!

Am I'm not a part of Bollywood.

But he is.

Hey, here's the target.

Hey!

Hey, you!

Hey! You're Vastav Shrivastav, right?

Just Vastav, like Madonna.

Who's this loser man!

You fucking junkie!

How can you stand next to someone smoking a joint!

You know who I am? I am part of NCG!

- What? - Guys, arrest him!

Hey! Come on!

Oh fuck, I messed up! I didn't realize it was you, sir! Sir! Please, my roundtable,

sir, please, I'm begging you, sir. Sir, please let me go. My career will be over,

- sir! Sir, guys, you know me! - Move it!

- Get in! - Get inside!

Let the truth triumph!

Sir, my roundtable, sir…

Bloody Bollywood people!

Let's go!

Oh, wait! Sir, sir, sir! I'm also from Bollywood!

You fucker, you're still here?

Stop! Hey, stop! I said stop! I'm going to get you!

Jaggi! Jaggi! You're a fucker, you bastard!

Good morning, sir.

- Fuck off! - My pleasure, sir.

Good afternoon, sir.

Good afternoon, sir. Your coffee.

Sir, Mr. , Mr.

Chintamani is waiting

for you in your cabin.

Why?

What the fuck is this, Jeejeebhoy? It's too hot.

Ah, sir, it's the exact t-t-temperature

you like it at.

Oh, is it?

Moron!

Uncle Chintamani, good afternoon! Please sit, no need to get up.

Revolver has blown up the box office!

You could've just called if you wanted to congratulate me.

What's happening with Aaramzaaade?

The sets are up, poster's ready to go.

Everything is on track.

You haven't seen the news? Look at this.

Breaking news!

Araamzaade's lead Vaastav Shrivastav arrested last night in a drug case at

Freddy Sodawallah's party.

Your lead actor, gets arrested at your party and you have no idea? What are we

- celebrating, tell me? - What will happen to 'Aaraamzaade' now?

How should I know what happens outside my party.

I hope you know what's happening with my hundred crores at least!

Don't worry about that. I'll take care of it.

Yeah, I'm sure you will.

If Cyrus were here then, I'm sure he would have handled it.

You haven't taken after your father at all!

26 years ago when your beloved Cyrus suddenly disappeared,

I saved this company from going bankrupt.

Sailab, my first picture,

made this company bigger than it ever was.

Don't get cocky. 26 years ago, you also had Ajay Talwar, okay?

And I still have him.

Meaning?

Meaning, you gave me 300 crores, I put 50 crore on Aasmaan Singh. Revolver?

A blockbuster!

And now I'll put 150 crores on Ajay Talwar.

Sailab 2.

Don't you worry about Aaraamzaade.

So, Ajay Talwar has already s-signed the contract?

Oh, come on, uncle.

Such little faith!

If eh, Ajay Talwar has said yes then, I'm a happy man!

Should we celebrate!

Hmm.

We have to get that dick to sign with us right away.

Copy, sir.

Ah, dick who?

Fuck, Jeejeebhoy.

Ajay Talvar.

Copy, sir.

And take that fucking shirt off.

Not here, moron!

Is this how I raised you, Aasmaan? To be rude and disrespectful to people?

Let it go, ma. I said sorry.

What's the point of saying it to me, go apologize to him.

He knows I was joking with him that night, that's why he invited me to the

roundtable.

And Karan Johar? Did he also know that you were joking?

There's nothing funny about threatening someone with a broken bottle, Aasmaan!

Why you looking at her? I've spent 10 years in this industry,

okay?

If you respect others, others will respect you.

Spare us the lecture, Neeta! If respect meant success,

you would've been more than a background dancer today.

And me, I might have become a backup singer.

Avtar, you stay out of this.

Why should I stay out of it? 20 years ago,

I showed them all respect and what did I get? My songs were stolen,

career was crushed, respect gone. Huh?

Face it, Neeta. We got left behind. We could accomplish nothing.

And Aasmaan, what ever you're doing, I think it's the right thing to do.

This industry will stab you in the back!

- What kind of advice is this, Avtar? - It's not advice, Neeta. It's the truth.

So this is the truth? That you go around threatening

people to get work?

- No, come on, Avtar, Avtar! - Oh, yes, yeah.

- Yeah, we're late, we're late. Let's go. - Yeah, yeah, he's late.

- Let's go, let's go, let's go. - Leave, be careful out there.

It's a really special day, Neeta. Let's not argue.

Okay, bye Uncle!

Don't mind him. He talks nonsense. You're my leading lady, I swear.

- Oh! - Oh!

Stay calm, please.

- Yeah. - All the best!

- Have a safe flight, bye. - Bye.

Bye.

Your moist lips

My thirsting heart

Your body is irresistible to me

Oh, wow! What happened to your car, dude?

First get in, I'll give you the deeds.

Bro, I flipped Ranveer Singh's watch and the fuck out of my car, man. Fuck!

You sold the watch?

- Yeah! - Ranveer funds the upgrade, but your

favorite hero rides shotgun? Traitor.

Hey, Chipmunk. Round up all the Bollywood stars but

Emraan Hashmi still it's harder.

Fuck. I love you, man. I love you, love you.

Fucking love you!

- What is this button? - Hey! Hands off my baby's button, bro!

- Why? - This is my bae.

You find your own.

Excuse me, switch off the fan, please?

My hair. Arvind?

- Wait, wait, wait, hold up. - Hmm?

Bro, she had zero screen time, I wanna know how the

hell she made the cut?

You know who her father is, right?

Everyone knows who her father is.

Security! Security! Take your positions. Madam is coming.

Hey, stop! What're you doing, no crowding around ma'am.

Hey, hey, shit face, you know who he is? That's my brother, okay? He's invited for

- the roundtable. Show some respect. - I said move!

Chill, bro, just forget it, man. Let it go.

What the fuck is wrong with the man.

You've got 3 films in the bag and they are treating you like

some--

What're you guys talking about?

Nothing, baby doll. I told him to get in there,

own that roundtable and show them who's the boss.

Fucking fake stars!

When the audience accepts you…

it's like you have a second family. It's just as important as the first.

I'm just so humbled to be here, sir.

Ah!

So, Ali sir really believed in me and by God's grace,

I get to be here with you today.

I got lucky, sir. Just lucky.

You know, Surya…

we all know that behind your sweet and soft-spoken exterior…

- there's a fearsome tsunami of talent. - Oh, sir! I'm just…

Oh, yeah.

Aasmaan, you've just had a massive debut. Your film is a raging success.

Oh!

Tell us something about yourself. What is your story?

My story's simple, sir. Ah, I used to live in Delhi.

I'm passionate about acting.

Papa spent his savings to get me here and, mom gave him hell for it.

They sent me to Mumbai to live with my uncle.

I got here, spent a lot of time giving auditions…

then, my lucked kicked in. Freddy sir happened to spot me.

That's about it. That's how I'm here today.

- Amazing! - Respect! Respect!

So let's get back to, Bakul sir.

At the age of 55, he's made his debut.

That's certainly impressive.

- Which brings me to my next question. - Yes, yes, go ahead.

Karishma, you're getting a launch next year.

What is it like, being the daughter of the

biggest movie star ever?

The daughter of the Talwar household?

The daughter of an absolute, absolute juggernaut?

A force, to be reckoned with?

I mean, with all that you have and

all that you've been given…

what you have to say about people that talk about the N-word?

Nepotism!

Sir, big fan, sir, big fan. I'm the director.

I'll just go call Karishma.

Ah-huh, no need.

I'm only here to watch.

Sanjeev, it is what it is.

If I'm being honest, I've had several opportunities,

thanks to my family name.

Thank you, guys.

But yeah, it has it's downsides too.

Downsides, as in?

There's the pressure of being Ajay Talwar's daughter.

- Hmm. - Oh!

- You can't imagine. - Hmm.

And always being in the spotlight means…

- I always have to tread carefully. - Hmm.

Yeah.

An, you know, sometimes I feel like, like I have to work twice as hard,

- just to maintain my own identity. - Yeah.

Surprise, surprise! Aasmaan has an opinion!

Come on, Aasmaan. Don't be shy!

- No, sir, it's nothing. Never mind. - You have something to say about Nepotism?

Say it, say it!

Uh, no, sir. I'm sure that, Karishma must work really hard.

But the truth is that, even If she doesn't do anything

for the next two years, she'll still get into her Merc and

then just, drive home to a mansion.

And sorry, don't get me wrong.

Everyone's got their struggles, right?

All I'm trying to say, sir, is that, If I stop working for two months, then I'll

have to go back to Delhi, probably by train.

So true!

And she's right, sir. She does have more to lose.

That's because some of us have nothing, to lose.

Fuck, yes!

Now you tell me, sir, who's working harder?

You don't know how hard I work, Aasmaan, do you?

And what I go through.

Just like I don't know you and what you've had to do… to get to where you are.

And didn't you just say everyone's got their own struggles.

- Listen, I'm-- - Living in someone's

shadow, is a struggle in itself.

So, I don't think it's fair to judge.

Yeah, it's wrong to be too judgy.

But I'm, I'm not judging anyone.

You just told us that you grow up in your father's shadow.

All I'm saying is,

step out of the shade for once and see what the heat really feels like.

On that spicy note, shall we take a break?

- Yeah? - Sure, sir.

Awesome stuff, guys. Great stuff. Great stuff. I need to take a piss.

Ajay sir?

What a pleasant surprise!

Sorry, I-I didn't expect to see you here.

I know.

I need to take a piss.

Karishma, why would you take shit from that asshole?

He might be an asshole, but I can't stoop as low as him.

Madam, your coffee.

- Get me some sugar and a spoon, please. - Yes, ma'am.

- Uh, excuse me, only sugar, no spoon. - Sir, what?

I need a spoon.

Why? Don't you have one already.

A silver spoon, you'll be okay.

This is too much.

- What a mic drop, man! - And we're back!

Aasmaan, it looks like,

you really can't resist stirring

things up, can you?

Every time I blink, you're back with more drama.

Look sir, I'm an actor. So drama is a big part of my job.

I thought acting was you job, Aasmaan.

I think Aasmaan can't tell the difference between stardom and controversy.

Is that right, Aasmaan?

Stardom, you do anything for it.

Not at all, sir.

So, you don't really want to be a star?

There are a billion stars up there,

Bur Aasmaan means the whole damn sky.

No, no, for real though, you were spiting straight facts in there.

That was savage! Fuck!

That wasn't savage, it was disrespectful!

- Fuck off! - You fuck off!

Just getting in the business and you're already throwing shade at Ajay

Talwar's daughter?

No, go ahead, act like a hero, but in films.

- Excuse me! My brother here is a star. - Hey! There are billions of star.

I will slap you!

- But Aasmaan… - But Aasmaan…

I swear to God, I will slap you.

Is the whole sky!

Yeah, laugh, laugh. Please be my guest.

But don't forget…

no one's going to work with you at this rate.

Because you're rude, arrogant and pompous.

- Pompous, fuck! - And guess what--

Karan Johar's calling.

Hello?

Sanya, Sanya, I just saw the roundtable.

Your boy's rude, arrogant and pompous.

But, I like it.

I, like it!

Get him to Dharma tomorrow. I want to sign him. We start in a month.

Congratulations.

Uh, sure. Thank you.

- What! - What!

- What! - Bro!

- Pompous! He's pompous! Pompous! - Dharma Films!

Waiter, drinks now, four shots!

And two sex on the beach!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

Alright, listen, sorry, sorry, sorry, Aasmaan.

I know that tonight, is your night but,

I just wanna say, watching you grow has really inspired me.

So, I guess it's finally time, that I made a comeback.

- Oh! - Yes!

Yes! Ooh!

And what were you saying?

- Rate! - Rate.

Listen to me, every one's a bastard in this industry.

You've got to be a bigger bastard to survive here.

He's good! Not one, not two, four films under his belt already!

Four? What are you saying?

Four films?

- Can't you hear me? I said four! - Its not four, un--

Please stop! What are you doing? Shit, she heard you.

Aasmaan!

Please tell me you've not signed Freddy's fucking contract?

Umm, about that…

- Be alert! Be alert! Be alert! - Talk!

Hello, sir?

Aasmaan, my boy, how's the star life treating you?

Going well, sir. No complaints.

Oh, the rehearsed humility.

I like it.

Uh, sir, I, I need to meet you to discuss something urgent.

- Perfect! - Me too.

I have great news.

Vastav is in jail, and 'Aaraamzaade 5' is now yours.

Congratulations, Aasmaan! You're the new star of Aaraamzaade!

Hello? Looks like the cat's got your tongue,

superstar.

- Anyway, we'll start the table read soon. - Say no!

Jeejeebhoy will be in touch.

Okay, uh, okay, sir. Thank you.

- And Aasmaan, one more thing. - Yes, sir.

Don't make the same mistake Vastav made. And…

say no to drugs.