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I'm hosting a tournament, and I invite
the best drivers to compete.
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John?
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Quiet! We call ourselves the Dolls. The
divide between insiders and outsiders
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grows by the day. I'm entering the
tournament. I'm going to wish to bring
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all the city walls. It's bad out here,
John, and it's getting worse. This
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monster's after me! Who is he? My best
friend.
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Unfortunately,
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you missed every major organ on his
body. When you're the last survivor,
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everyone will know Sweet Tooth is the
best.
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Look, I was thinking... Come with me.
You're lucky I'm available.
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I heard you and Quiet made quite the
team. Just like all the time. John and I
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are going to take a V -tour.
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I'm Mayhem. You're looking at the best
driver on the West Coast.
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Ruben, you don't have a goddamn clue
what you're doing. What the hell is
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This wasn't on the final exam!
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If you two are going to win, you're
going to need some special weapons. And
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most overpowered specials can only be
found in Diesel City.
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That's cool, but we don't have any
money. We're going to steal them.
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You want to steal a bunch of weapons out
of this place.
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Looks like you're going to need a plan
to do that.
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Good thing I've got one.
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So here's the deal.
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The cardinal rule of Diesel City is no
violence.
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Dozens of snipers in there make sure of
that.
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You die from their bullet.
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Diesel City is for buyers only.
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So whatever gas you bring is swapped out
for an in -house currency.
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And while the bazaar's got a whole slew
of fine -ass weaponry... The most lethal
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ordinance can be found deep in the
emperor's inner sanctum, locked away in
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vault, and for good reason. These are
game changers. S -tier special weapons.
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The nasty shit.
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They have an emperor here?
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Sick. The biggest hurdle will be opening
up the vault.
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The switch that controls the door is way
up there.
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The crow's nest.
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So how do we get into the inner sanctum?
Only the highest paying customers are
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allowed. And the people with most money
are the representatives from the insider
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cities. I think the official term is a
gaggle of fucknuts.
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You blend in with them, get yourself a
lanyard, boom.
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You're in.
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I'll take the lead on this one.
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Really? You?
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Yeah, me. I used to live with insiders.
I know how their brain works.
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Do you even know what an hors d 'oeuvre
is? And you won't believe how they spell
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that shit.
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Listen, how are we going to blend in? I
mean, we're filthy. I don't even know
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whose blood this is. Here you go.
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Mr. and Mrs. Dipshit reporting for duty.
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Okay, so while you two look for the
vault, I'll sneak up to the crow's nest
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get the door open. You have 30 minutes
to get your asses there. 20 minutes.
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Yeah.
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What?
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30 minutes. Yeah, that's what I meant.
You gotta be in and out, okay?
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Mayhem, you'll stay back here.
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Shit goes sideways, we might need a
getaway driver.
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Ah, hell yeah!
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Totally drive us the fuck out of here.
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She ready for this?
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Yeah. Keys, bitch.
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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You two ready to debut the new spring
collection?
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Wow. You look like a loose turn.
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God damn.
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We good?
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Yeah, we're good.
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All right, let's go.
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Bye. Don't die in there.
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Offering to the emperor.
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20 pieces each.
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Welcome to Diesel City, where commerce
is created and conflict is not
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Happy shopping.
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Remember, vault for 30 minutes.
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That's a bold choice.
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Knights of Nebraska.
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I heard they took over Topeka and then
killed what was left of the law.
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I guess they can wear whatever funny
fucking hats they want.
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So this is Disney City.
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Holy shit.
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A for all these?
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Mm -hmm. And if you're interested, I'm
running a sale on 40 caliber.
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Hey, they got grenades.
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Can we have some?
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We have grenades in the truck.
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No, but these ones have little metal
pieces in them. I'll never ask for
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again. Not this time.
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Thank you.
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I know you're excited, but you need to
calm down a little bit, okay?
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Remember, this is about us winning the
tournament, not about you buying
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you want. I do want to win the
tournament.
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Exactly. And these bullets I got us,
they're armor piercing.
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Pretty sweet, huh?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Trust me, you're going to have plenty of
toys to play with, okay?
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See, that's why I like working with you
two.
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You do the premeditating, I do the
murder.
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Speaking of, I know killing is a big no
-no around here, but I'm pretty sure I
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can get away with it. I mean, it can't
be that hard.
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I missed it, that guy.
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Oh, man.
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Woo!
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See? That's why you gotta behave.
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They're always watching.
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Where there's a willing clown, there's a
way to murder.
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Know what I'm saying?
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Look, why don't you go pick out
something special for the tournament?
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Here you go.
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Get whatever you want, so long as it's
useful.
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Okay? Have fun.
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And no murder.
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Sure thing, Stu.
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to get some lanyards without a fight.
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Any ideas?
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No.
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Oh, way to take the lead.
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Here come some insiders.
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Okay. I'm going to have to pull out the
big guns.
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Hello, boys.
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Oh, you can't be serious.
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Look, you're a cute chick.
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Quiet, but you look like you're trying
to push out a fart right now.
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You have to be here anyway. You're
supposed to be in the car. Well, I'm
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your awkward asses. That's what I'm
doing. Oh, shit.
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Oh, where'd you get those?
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Well, I asked nicely, and they just gave
them to me. What do you think?
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Not bad.
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Good pull, mate.
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No, no way. This guy doesn't even look
like me. He wears glasses. Huh.
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Got you covered, chief.
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He's involved.
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How's everything so crisp and clear?
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What are you talking about? You know how
the world is usually blurry?
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With these, it... What?
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You gotta try these. Have your eyes
always been that color?
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Well, I've done my job.
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Hey, your job is a getaway driver.
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You're going back to the car, right?
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Oh, yeah, definitely.
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Glasses.
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They're working.
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Welcome back, Mr. Davis.
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Of course.
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Mr. Basso.
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And a good time stew from the fine
people of Spokane.
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Sure.
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Spokane, go brah.
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We can tell Mayhem we found fuck -not
-iron.
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Ooh, look, drinks.
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Damn,
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this flavor is intoxicating. Damn, that
is sweet.
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Usually needs its full booze.
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There's the sinus.
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Yeah, so someone actually, like, killed
my lube guy.
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Crazy, like who would kill an essential
worker?
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I bet the vault's behind there.
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So rude.
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Okay.
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Lay low and make our way over.
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All right. You know, blend in. All
right.
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Looking
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like
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we've got a couple bogeys.
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to go right now.
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Well, well, well.
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Where the fuck do you think you're
going?
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So what exactly are you two up to?
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Top of the morning, Taser. I'm Deb from
Spook House. I can see your badge.
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Yeah, I'm Rick, but you can call me Big
Rick.
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from Kirkland.
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Yummy.
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You know, I've never heard a Spokane
accent before.
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It's fucking hideous.
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I love it.
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Stupid accent.
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So, what I want to know is, what are you
guys doing here together?
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Kirkland and Spokane haven't had
diplomatic relations since the Menor
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Trying to turn my little weapons market
soiree into a peace summit, are we?
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Oh, you doubt we are, sir.
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Guilty.
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Oh, really?
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Okay.
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How is Kirkland since the whole
sabotage?
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We're maintaining.
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Hoisting their drinking water with
laxatives was genius.
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Break their sewers, fill their
hospitals, make them feel dirty for
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Smoke can don't play.
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No, no, no.
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We almost killed all the bastards on
their way in.
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Is
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that
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even you?
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Looks like someone benefited from those
laxatives.
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Diarrhea looks great on you.
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He's still a bullshite, though.
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Deb. I love Deb, you know? It's so
funny. I can't understand a fucking word
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you're saying, but this whole lovers
from different towns, Romeo and Juliet
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bullshit gets me rock fucking hard.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go
prepare for the main event.
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Enjoy the auction.
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Stay hydrated.
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with two fucking clothes.
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Oh, banana berry. Fucking yum, dude.
Amazing.
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Fifteen coins for one mithril?
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That's highway robbery.
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I can give you, uh, twelve.
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Twelve? Twelve is an insult.
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Stu!
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Stubert! Ta -da!
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Hey.
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I need some of those coins back.
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Sorry, fresh out.
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This thing is gorgeous, right? It's real
velvet.
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Touch it.
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You spent all of our money?
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The money we need for actual weapons on
a stupid tape?
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Watch this.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Shit.
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I killed two other yo -yos like that the
same way. No one even noticed.
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Unbelievable.
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Even when you have a plan, you still
just do whatever you want to do.
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I don't think you understand.
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I am investing in history because this
cape belonged to Count Dracula.
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No way that's true.
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The vendor I bought this from was a
learned man.
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Not a chance he would lie to me.
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Regardless if it was owned by a Dracula,
the point is, I ask you one thing. One
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simple thing.
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You need to come with us, sir. What?
Why?
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Sweet Tooth, a little help.
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Sweet Tooth!
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Catch you later, Stu.
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Count Sweet Tooth is on the hunt.
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Is he still looking at us?
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Look, there's only 15 minutes left.
Let's just scope out what we want out of
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vault. Like this.
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Ghost missiles. I wonder if they could
go through walls.
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Every missile goes through walls.
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How about this?
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Boomerang blast.
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Don't tell me they come back to you.
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No, that would be so useless.
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Don't be so quick to discount the
boomerang blast. It's more difficult to
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master, yes, but it is one of our more
lethal options.
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It feels like easy use.
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Be sort to either.
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A lady who knows what she wants.
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If you prefer something a bit simpler,
may I suggest the napalm cones?
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These rockets deploy liquid napalm. They
can melt an outsider's skin in seven
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seconds flat.
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I'm assuming this is for perimeter
defense, yes?
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Of course.
253
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New San Francisco just implemented this
system and is very pleased with the
254
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results. They cleared out an entire
encampment of pedestrians near their
255
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Lickety split.
256
00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:51,390
The smell will go away eventually.
257
00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:53,290
That's fucked up, man.
258
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,410
It is, isn't it? Thanks so much, sir.
259
00:14:57,410 --> 00:15:01,950
You get together. The people outside the
walls are just trying to hang on. This
260
00:15:01,950 --> 00:15:03,590
guy's talking about them like they're
roaches.
261
00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:06,090
Every city has weapons like this now.
262
00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:07,850
Everyone.
263
00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:09,810
Keeping people out isn't enough anymore.
264
00:15:10,190 --> 00:15:11,190
They want them gone.
265
00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:15,290
I know people on the inside, guards
even, and they don't say anything about
266
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,290
stuff like this.
267
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,720
Yeah, you think they would tell you?
268
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,500
Fuck them, and fuck this.
269
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:28,420
We're taking them all down. The system,
the walls, all of it.
270
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,420
Okay, chin -chin.
271
00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:41,340
Everybody wrap up your bits, and we will
announce the winners after playtime.
272
00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,020
Everybody follow me.
273
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:48,600
Come on, you little... rats, come to
your Pied Piper.
274
00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:50,020
Later.
275
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,920
Hate them.
276
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:14,740
Mind if I cape in?
277
00:16:25,870 --> 00:16:28,030
Thank you. Never killed with a lady
before.
278
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:29,530
Masked or otherwise.
279
00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:31,350
I'm... Sweet tooth, I know.
280
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,390
Ah, finally someone gets it.
281
00:16:34,670 --> 00:16:37,710
It would be my honor to kill alongside
you.
282
00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:39,170
Whatever.
283
00:16:41,470 --> 00:16:42,810
Oh, I like her.
284
00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:52,770
I'll take it, coach.
285
00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:02,390
Thank you, my good man.
286
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:05,790
Where are these?
287
00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:08,190
One vulture, one holy man.
288
00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:10,109
Are you leaving your bottoms on?
289
00:17:11,890 --> 00:17:14,670
Yeah. Suit yourselves, weirdos.
290
00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:32,580
Give me the package, Melman.
291
00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:37,560
You love being on the outside, don't
you?
292
00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:39,440
Dirty little outsiders.
293
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:46,620
Yes! Play your roles, you holy men, you
butchers. Revel in your lawlessness, you
294
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,120
nasty little vultures.
295
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,600
And remember, no pleasure is forbidden
on the outside.
296
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,440
Hello, Mr.
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00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:55,660
Holy Man.
298
00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:57,600
I'm a wrapped little trash boy.
299
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Rip me open.
300
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,440
Hey, I understand role -playing, man,
but I'll pass.
301
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,700
You look awful thirsty.
302
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:06,880
How about a cup of freshly squeezed ass?
303
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,600
I've had my share of trash ass for
today, thanks.
304
00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:11,000
Shoulders, pen -flying man.
305
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,080
This way.
306
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:18,940
Our vulture nest was raided last week,
and it was all your fault.
307
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,620
Now you have to pay the price.
308
00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:22,220
And skin.
309
00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:27,820
Oh, um, no, thank you. Oh, look, a holy
man. Oh, my skin, it's his prisoner now.
310
00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:33,450
She was kind of hot, right? Yes,
absolutely. Just trying a little too
311
00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:34,450
know?
312
00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:39,730
His Majesty is looking at us. Just, you
know, play along.
313
00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:41,670
Sell it.
314
00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:43,610
Oh, yeah.
315
00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:49,370
I'm an outsider. I deserve to be on all
fours like a bad, bad doggy.
316
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:53,630
Yeah, I'm a dirty, doggy boy, too.
317
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,400
This is really bad on the knee.
318
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:26,700
Yeah, that's right, busy.
319
00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:31,520
And now, a treat.
320
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:37,980
I looked around Diesel City today for
the crudest, sweatiest, most deliciously
321
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:42,860
desperate outsider I could find. And
then I brought him back here so we could
322
00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:44,480
punish him with pleasure.
323
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:49,560
Ladies and gentlemen, behold, your king
of dirt.
324
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,660
Can you guys test out this machine?
325
00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:56,940
Sure.
326
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,840
John, it's me, Stu.
327
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:06,640
It calls itself Stu.
328
00:20:15,370 --> 00:20:16,490
A sex thing?
329
00:20:17,430 --> 00:20:18,710
Did I win a contest or something?
330
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:19,959
Half foot long.
331
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:26,320
I mean, it's not just more dog. See, the
ratio of bun to dog varies the flavor
332
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,240
in a very specific way.
333
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,840
Fascinating. Yeah, I think so, too.
334
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,920
And you're coming in, I guess.
335
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:40,320
Um, so, so, are you normally a solo
assassin, or is this, like, a special
336
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:44,820
occasion? I do what it takes. Oh, cool.
Real go -getter. Cool. Just like myself.
337
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,180
Have you ever maybe considered teaming
up?
338
00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:51,270
I mean, obviously I'm spoken for, but I
don't know. I might be convinced to
339
00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:52,270
maybe take on a third.
340
00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:53,690
HVAC, water.
341
00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:55,070
Wait.
342
00:21:55,350 --> 00:21:56,350
EMP.
343
00:22:01,010 --> 00:22:03,070
They've got an electromagnetic pulse
generator?
344
00:22:03,570 --> 00:22:06,270
Killing electricity on demand could be a
game changer.
345
00:22:06,550 --> 00:22:08,190
Especially in a tournament.
346
00:22:09,070 --> 00:22:11,030
I call dibs. Find your keeper.
347
00:22:11,270 --> 00:22:12,270
Losers weepers.
348
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,660
Shit, they got a lot of lasers.
349
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:24,900
This one's on me.
350
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,080
What is love?
351
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,640
Baby, don't hurt me.
352
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,880
Don't hurt me no more.
353
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:18,260
Baby, don't hurt me.
354
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,620
Don't hurt me no more.
355
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:48,940
Get your thumb out of there!
356
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:54,400
What
357
00:23:54,400 --> 00:24:01,900
are
358
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:08,500
the weapons?
359
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,580
Dolphy said we have to be in and out.
I'll be done in two and a half.
360
00:24:45,490 --> 00:24:46,490
Oh, my God.
361
00:25:02,070 --> 00:25:07,410
Oh, yeah.
362
00:25:08,210 --> 00:25:09,410
How the hell do you get out of this
place?
363
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:19,799
No more sex.
364
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:20,800
I'm depleted.
365
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:23,840
Holy shit.
366
00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:25,640
Holy shit.
367
00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:26,540
What
368
00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:33,780
is
369
00:25:33,780 --> 00:25:35,280
wrong?
370
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,580
And stay down.
371
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,240
versus high quality development.
372
00:26:23,530 --> 00:26:24,630
He gave you the gift of flesh?
373
00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:27,170
Kill him!
374
00:26:27,690 --> 00:26:28,710
He didn't fuck me.
375
00:26:30,670 --> 00:26:31,690
I fucked you!
376
00:26:36,450 --> 00:26:37,450
Oh shit!
377
00:26:39,710 --> 00:26:40,589
Oh shit!
378
00:26:40,590 --> 00:26:41,589
The alarm!
379
00:26:41,590 --> 00:26:43,290
Oh my god! We gotta go!
380
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:44,870
Did you finish?
381
00:26:45,430 --> 00:26:46,650
We really gotta go.
382
00:26:47,430 --> 00:26:48,570
Where are all the weapons?
383
00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:50,750
They're not blue!
384
00:27:01,740 --> 00:27:02,940
I get for trying to collaborate.
385
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,000
Get out of my way.
386
00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:01,620
Stop it.
387
00:28:02,780 --> 00:28:04,500
Where the fuck is Mayhem?
388
00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:11,540
Where the hell have you been?
389
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,100
That doesn't really seem like the most
important question to be asked of her.
390
00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:16,060
Looking good, guy.
391
00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:18,080
May, you take shrapnel.
392
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:19,940
I got my own pony.
393
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,640
Yee -haw, Kit Kat.
394
00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:36,180
You look kind of different.
395
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,260
I killed them. I killed them all.
396
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,500
You mean, like, dead dead?
397
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:45,780
Yeah. It was awesome. I knew you could
do it, Stu. Gosh, I'm proud of you.
398
00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:48,120
Can't believe I missed it. It's okay.
399
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,800
I got you a consolation prize.
400
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,500
Okay, okay. Calm down, Stu.
401
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:54,900
Yeah, yeah.
402
00:28:55,380 --> 00:28:56,339
Napalm cones.
403
00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:57,340
My favorite.
404
00:28:58,060 --> 00:29:00,320
Stu, remember this day.
405
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:03,620
For on this day, you had your first
massacre.
406
00:29:04,430 --> 00:29:08,710
You became a man, and this was your gore
mitzvah.
407
00:29:10,330 --> 00:29:11,450
Tell me everything.
408
00:29:12,610 --> 00:29:13,810
I also had a lot of sex.
409
00:29:14,690 --> 00:29:16,690
Gross. I don't want to hear about any of
that.
410
00:29:17,330 --> 00:29:18,330
Decorum.
411
00:29:18,670 --> 00:29:19,810
How'd you get an EMP?
412
00:29:20,350 --> 00:29:23,790
All we got was armor pierce and bullets
and missiles that come back to you.
413
00:29:23,990 --> 00:29:26,050
I mean, that's not all you got.
414
00:29:27,130 --> 00:29:28,430
Ugh, you're nasty.
415
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:29,649
What can I say?
416
00:29:29,650 --> 00:29:30,670
We make a good team.
417
00:29:32,030 --> 00:29:33,030
That we do.
418
00:29:33,919 --> 00:29:35,220
Hope it's enough to win the tournament.
419
00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:36,540
Not sure it is.
420
00:29:37,380 --> 00:29:42,040
Ever since I met you guys, I've seen a
car man, a weird Grim Reaper biker dude,
421
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,120
and a killer clown.
422
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,100
You're going to need someone to watch
your back.
423
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,960
Which is why I'm entering, too.
424
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,760
What about the dolls?
425
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:51,880
The dolls have their orders.
426
00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:53,740
Think about it. Roadkill is fast.
427
00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:58,720
You take the lead, I set up the EMP,
boom. No more competition.
428
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:02,300
We race to the finish and make our wish.
429
00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:05,080
And it ends before it even starts.
430
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,860
And in shrapnel, I'll be fucking
unstoppable.
431
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,860
Also, do we have any teepee?
432
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,800
Yeah, got some in the car.
433
00:30:14,060 --> 00:30:15,600
Thank you. Uh -huh, hold tight.
434
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:22,840
Tell me again about the cabin.
435
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,980
You know I've never been there, right?
436
00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:27,180
I know.
437
00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:30,920
Just, you know, tell me anyway. Make it
up.
438
00:30:36,780 --> 00:30:37,780
The air is sweet.
439
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:42,820
At night, all you can hear are the owls
and
440
00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:46,960
stars as far as the eye can see.
441
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,520
Kind of like now?
442
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,080
Yeah.
443
00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:02,660
Tournament starts tomorrow.
444
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,720
You think we'll win?
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