1 00:00:07,069 --> 00:00:11,030 I'm hosting a tournament, and I invite the best drivers to compete. 2 00:00:11,790 --> 00:00:12,790 John? 3 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:16,670 Quiet! We call ourselves the Dolls. The divide between insiders and outsiders 4 00:00:16,670 --> 00:00:19,930 grows by the day. I'm entering the tournament. I'm going to wish to bring 5 00:00:19,930 --> 00:00:23,070 all the city walls. It's bad out here, John, and it's getting worse. This 6 00:00:23,070 --> 00:00:25,370 monster's after me! Who is he? My best friend. 7 00:00:25,930 --> 00:00:26,930 Unfortunately, 8 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:30,290 you missed every major organ on his body. When you're the last survivor, 9 00:00:30,450 --> 00:00:32,070 everyone will know Sweet Tooth is the best. 10 00:00:32,369 --> 00:00:34,870 Look, I was thinking... Come with me. You're lucky I'm available. 11 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:39,260 I heard you and Quiet made quite the team. Just like all the time. John and I 12 00:00:39,260 --> 00:00:40,260 are going to take a V -tour. 13 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:47,920 I'm Mayhem. You're looking at the best driver on the West Coast. 14 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,960 Ruben, you don't have a goddamn clue what you're doing. What the hell is 15 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:53,680 This wasn't on the final exam! 16 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,680 If you two are going to win, you're going to need some special weapons. And 17 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:59,500 most overpowered specials can only be found in Diesel City. 18 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:01,960 That's cool, but we don't have any money. We're going to steal them. 19 00:01:42,990 --> 00:01:45,270 You want to steal a bunch of weapons out of this place. 20 00:01:46,030 --> 00:01:47,810 Looks like you're going to need a plan to do that. 21 00:01:48,130 --> 00:01:49,130 Good thing I've got one. 22 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:51,410 So here's the deal. 23 00:01:51,770 --> 00:01:54,070 The cardinal rule of Diesel City is no violence. 24 00:01:54,890 --> 00:01:56,690 Dozens of snipers in there make sure of that. 25 00:01:56,970 --> 00:01:59,050 You die from their bullet. 26 00:01:59,630 --> 00:02:01,450 Diesel City is for buyers only. 27 00:02:01,770 --> 00:02:04,610 So whatever gas you bring is swapped out for an in -house currency. 28 00:02:04,990 --> 00:02:08,930 And while the bazaar's got a whole slew of fine -ass weaponry... The most lethal 29 00:02:08,930 --> 00:02:12,410 ordinance can be found deep in the emperor's inner sanctum, locked away in 30 00:02:12,410 --> 00:02:16,790 vault, and for good reason. These are game changers. S -tier special weapons. 31 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,150 The nasty shit. 32 00:02:18,570 --> 00:02:19,570 They have an emperor here? 33 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:22,890 Sick. The biggest hurdle will be opening up the vault. 34 00:02:23,350 --> 00:02:26,610 The switch that controls the door is way up there. 35 00:02:26,990 --> 00:02:27,990 The crow's nest. 36 00:02:29,110 --> 00:02:32,990 So how do we get into the inner sanctum? Only the highest paying customers are 37 00:02:32,990 --> 00:02:36,810 allowed. And the people with most money are the representatives from the insider 38 00:02:36,810 --> 00:02:40,040 cities. I think the official term is a gaggle of fucknuts. 39 00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:43,720 You blend in with them, get yourself a lanyard, boom. 40 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,080 You're in. 41 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:48,740 I'll take the lead on this one. 42 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,620 Really? You? 43 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:54,560 Yeah, me. I used to live with insiders. I know how their brain works. 44 00:02:54,860 --> 00:02:58,080 Do you even know what an hors d 'oeuvre is? And you won't believe how they spell 45 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,080 that shit. 46 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:03,740 Listen, how are we going to blend in? I mean, we're filthy. I don't even know 47 00:03:03,740 --> 00:03:05,280 whose blood this is. Here you go. 48 00:03:07,290 --> 00:03:09,570 Mr. and Mrs. Dipshit reporting for duty. 49 00:03:11,710 --> 00:03:15,690 Okay, so while you two look for the vault, I'll sneak up to the crow's nest 50 00:03:15,690 --> 00:03:19,570 get the door open. You have 30 minutes to get your asses there. 20 minutes. 51 00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:21,150 Yeah. 52 00:03:21,550 --> 00:03:22,550 What? 53 00:03:22,810 --> 00:03:26,830 30 minutes. Yeah, that's what I meant. You gotta be in and out, okay? 54 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:28,510 Mayhem, you'll stay back here. 55 00:03:28,990 --> 00:03:30,910 Shit goes sideways, we might need a getaway driver. 56 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:32,670 Ah, hell yeah! 57 00:03:33,070 --> 00:03:34,650 Totally drive us the fuck out of here. 58 00:03:36,170 --> 00:03:37,170 She ready for this? 59 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:39,270 Yeah. Keys, bitch. 60 00:03:42,150 --> 00:03:43,150 Thank you. 61 00:03:43,670 --> 00:03:44,670 Okay. 62 00:03:45,170 --> 00:03:47,990 You two ready to debut the new spring collection? 63 00:03:49,910 --> 00:03:52,690 Wow. You look like a loose turn. 64 00:03:59,690 --> 00:04:00,870 God damn. 65 00:04:01,310 --> 00:04:02,310 We good? 66 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:04,350 Yeah, we're good. 67 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:07,380 All right, let's go. 68 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:11,060 Bye. Don't die in there. 69 00:04:16,980 --> 00:04:18,000 Offering to the emperor. 70 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,580 20 pieces each. 71 00:04:28,620 --> 00:04:34,020 Welcome to Diesel City, where commerce is created and conflict is not 72 00:04:35,289 --> 00:04:36,289 Happy shopping. 73 00:04:45,710 --> 00:04:47,990 Remember, vault for 30 minutes. 74 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:52,030 That's a bold choice. 75 00:04:53,170 --> 00:04:54,170 Knights of Nebraska. 76 00:04:55,030 --> 00:04:57,830 I heard they took over Topeka and then killed what was left of the law. 77 00:04:58,410 --> 00:05:01,330 I guess they can wear whatever funny fucking hats they want. 78 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,600 So this is Disney City. 79 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:07,640 Holy shit. 80 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:15,660 A for all these? 81 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:18,900 Mm -hmm. And if you're interested, I'm running a sale on 40 caliber. 82 00:05:19,260 --> 00:05:20,440 Hey, they got grenades. 83 00:05:21,060 --> 00:05:22,060 Can we have some? 84 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:23,600 We have grenades in the truck. 85 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:27,020 No, but these ones have little metal pieces in them. I'll never ask for 86 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:28,460 again. Not this time. 87 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,240 Thank you. 88 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:33,400 I know you're excited, but you need to calm down a little bit, okay? 89 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:36,940 Remember, this is about us winning the tournament, not about you buying 90 00:05:36,940 --> 00:05:38,900 you want. I do want to win the tournament. 91 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:42,300 Exactly. And these bullets I got us, they're armor piercing. 92 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:43,960 Pretty sweet, huh? 93 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,199 Yeah, I guess. 94 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,860 Trust me, you're going to have plenty of toys to play with, okay? 95 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,720 See, that's why I like working with you two. 96 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,360 You do the premeditating, I do the murder. 97 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaking of, I know killing is a big no -no around here, but I'm pretty sure I 98 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:01,300 can get away with it. I mean, it can't be that hard. 99 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,080 I missed it, that guy. 100 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,360 Oh, man. 101 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:15,700 Woo! 102 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:17,940 See? That's why you gotta behave. 103 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:19,480 They're always watching. 104 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,240 Where there's a willing clown, there's a way to murder. 105 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:24,880 Know what I'm saying? 106 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:28,040 Look, why don't you go pick out something special for the tournament? 107 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:29,559 Here you go. 108 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,320 Get whatever you want, so long as it's useful. 109 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:33,300 Okay? Have fun. 110 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:35,680 And no murder. 111 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:38,020 Sure thing, Stu. 112 00:06:54,890 --> 00:06:56,270 to get some lanyards without a fight. 113 00:06:56,770 --> 00:06:57,770 Any ideas? 114 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,210 No. 115 00:07:00,350 --> 00:07:01,410 Oh, way to take the lead. 116 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:03,850 Here come some insiders. 117 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:06,490 Okay. I'm going to have to pull out the big guns. 118 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:10,530 Hello, boys. 119 00:07:12,870 --> 00:07:14,590 Oh, you can't be serious. 120 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,080 Look, you're a cute chick. 121 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,740 Quiet, but you look like you're trying to push out a fart right now. 122 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:23,540 You have to be here anyway. You're supposed to be in the car. Well, I'm 123 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:26,060 your awkward asses. That's what I'm doing. Oh, shit. 124 00:07:26,340 --> 00:07:27,620 Oh, where'd you get those? 125 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:30,540 Well, I asked nicely, and they just gave them to me. What do you think? 126 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:32,040 Not bad. 127 00:07:32,580 --> 00:07:33,580 Good pull, mate. 128 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,340 No, no way. This guy doesn't even look like me. He wears glasses. Huh. 129 00:07:37,580 --> 00:07:38,580 Got you covered, chief. 130 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:42,320 He's involved. 131 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,100 How's everything so crisp and clear? 132 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:52,360 What are you talking about? You know how the world is usually blurry? 133 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,880 With these, it... What? 134 00:07:55,460 --> 00:07:59,080 You gotta try these. Have your eyes always been that color? 135 00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:00,660 Well, I've done my job. 136 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,080 Hey, your job is a getaway driver. 137 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:06,320 You're going back to the car, right? 138 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:07,860 Oh, yeah, definitely. 139 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:13,960 Glasses. 140 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:16,360 They're working. 141 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:28,939 Welcome back, Mr. Davis. 142 00:08:28,940 --> 00:08:29,940 Of course. 143 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,200 Mr. Basso. 144 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:38,120 And a good time stew from the fine people of Spokane. 145 00:08:40,059 --> 00:08:41,059 Sure. 146 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:42,620 Spokane, go brah. 147 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,560 We can tell Mayhem we found fuck -not -iron. 148 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,100 Ooh, look, drinks. 149 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:04,460 Damn, 150 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,780 this flavor is intoxicating. Damn, that is sweet. 151 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:09,980 Usually needs its full booze. 152 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:21,120 There's the sinus. 153 00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:24,180 Yeah, so someone actually, like, killed my lube guy. 154 00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:26,820 Crazy, like who would kill an essential worker? 155 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:28,520 I bet the vault's behind there. 156 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:30,700 So rude. 157 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:32,900 Okay. 158 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:36,300 Lay low and make our way over. 159 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:38,920 All right. You know, blend in. All right. 160 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:45,140 Looking 161 00:09:45,140 --> 00:09:52,620 like 162 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:53,620 we've got a couple bogeys. 163 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,650 to go right now. 164 00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:01,150 Well, well, well. 165 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,690 Where the fuck do you think you're going? 166 00:10:10,790 --> 00:10:13,910 So what exactly are you two up to? 167 00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:19,970 Top of the morning, Taser. I'm Deb from Spook House. I can see your badge. 168 00:10:20,270 --> 00:10:23,870 Yeah, I'm Rick, but you can call me Big Rick. 169 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:25,320 from Kirkland. 170 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:26,700 Yummy. 171 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,740 You know, I've never heard a Spokane accent before. 172 00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:32,280 It's fucking hideous. 173 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:35,460 I love it. 174 00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:37,700 Stupid accent. 175 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:42,720 So, what I want to know is, what are you guys doing here together? 176 00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:48,720 Kirkland and Spokane haven't had diplomatic relations since the Menor 177 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:55,380 Trying to turn my little weapons market soiree into a peace summit, are we? 178 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,000 Oh, you doubt we are, sir. 179 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:58,680 Guilty. 180 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,480 Oh, really? 181 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Okay. 182 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:08,180 How is Kirkland since the whole sabotage? 183 00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:10,040 We're maintaining. 184 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,240 Hoisting their drinking water with laxatives was genius. 185 00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:17,840 Break their sewers, fill their hospitals, make them feel dirty for 186 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:19,480 Smoke can don't play. 187 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,200 No, no, no. 188 00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:25,120 We almost killed all the bastards on their way in. 189 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:28,320 Is 190 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:35,420 that 191 00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:36,420 even you? 192 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:42,240 Looks like someone benefited from those laxatives. 193 00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:47,360 Diarrhea looks great on you. 194 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,220 He's still a bullshite, though. 195 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:58,600 Deb. I love Deb, you know? It's so funny. I can't understand a fucking word 196 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:02,380 you're saying, but this whole lovers from different towns, Romeo and Juliet 197 00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:05,100 bullshit gets me rock fucking hard. 198 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:09,460 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go prepare for the main event. 199 00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:11,280 Enjoy the auction. 200 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,200 Stay hydrated. 201 00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:23,730 with two fucking clothes. 202 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:29,530 Oh, banana berry. Fucking yum, dude. Amazing. 203 00:12:32,130 --> 00:12:33,550 Fifteen coins for one mithril? 204 00:12:33,910 --> 00:12:34,910 That's highway robbery. 205 00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:36,890 I can give you, uh, twelve. 206 00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:39,270 Twelve? Twelve is an insult. 207 00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:40,490 Stu! 208 00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:43,130 Stubert! Ta -da! 209 00:12:43,870 --> 00:12:44,870 Hey. 210 00:12:45,290 --> 00:12:46,910 I need some of those coins back. 211 00:12:47,150 --> 00:12:48,150 Sorry, fresh out. 212 00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:51,070 This thing is gorgeous, right? It's real velvet. 213 00:12:51,290 --> 00:12:52,199 Touch it. 214 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,200 You spent all of our money? 215 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:56,700 The money we need for actual weapons on a stupid tape? 216 00:12:56,980 --> 00:12:57,980 Watch this. 217 00:12:58,900 --> 00:12:59,900 Hey, what are you doing? 218 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:02,920 Shit. 219 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:07,060 I killed two other yo -yos like that the same way. No one even noticed. 220 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:08,660 Unbelievable. 221 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,480 Even when you have a plan, you still just do whatever you want to do. 222 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:12,740 I don't think you understand. 223 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:18,540 I am investing in history because this cape belonged to Count Dracula. 224 00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:20,800 No way that's true. 225 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,300 The vendor I bought this from was a learned man. 226 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:24,860 Not a chance he would lie to me. 227 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:29,420 Regardless if it was owned by a Dracula, the point is, I ask you one thing. One 228 00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:30,119 simple thing. 229 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:32,020 You need to come with us, sir. What? Why? 230 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:33,940 Sweet Tooth, a little help. 231 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,160 Sweet Tooth! 232 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,500 Catch you later, Stu. 233 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,480 Count Sweet Tooth is on the hunt. 234 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:47,040 Is he still looking at us? 235 00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:53,620 Look, there's only 15 minutes left. Let's just scope out what we want out of 236 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,040 vault. Like this. 237 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:58,400 Ghost missiles. I wonder if they could go through walls. 238 00:13:58,720 --> 00:13:59,980 Every missile goes through walls. 239 00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:02,020 How about this? 240 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:04,440 Boomerang blast. 241 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:07,180 Don't tell me they come back to you. 242 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,280 No, that would be so useless. 243 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,620 Don't be so quick to discount the boomerang blast. It's more difficult to 244 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,240 master, yes, but it is one of our more lethal options. 245 00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:18,740 It feels like easy use. 246 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,120 Be sort to either. 247 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:22,080 A lady who knows what she wants. 248 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:27,040 If you prefer something a bit simpler, may I suggest the napalm cones? 249 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:32,940 These rockets deploy liquid napalm. They can melt an outsider's skin in seven 250 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:33,859 seconds flat. 251 00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:35,960 I'm assuming this is for perimeter defense, yes? 252 00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:37,260 Of course. 253 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:42,340 New San Francisco just implemented this system and is very pleased with the 254 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:46,460 results. They cleared out an entire encampment of pedestrians near their 255 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,600 Lickety split. 256 00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:51,390 The smell will go away eventually. 257 00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:53,290 That's fucked up, man. 258 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,410 It is, isn't it? Thanks so much, sir. 259 00:14:57,410 --> 00:15:01,950 You get together. The people outside the walls are just trying to hang on. This 260 00:15:01,950 --> 00:15:03,590 guy's talking about them like they're roaches. 261 00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:06,090 Every city has weapons like this now. 262 00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:07,850 Everyone. 263 00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:09,810 Keeping people out isn't enough anymore. 264 00:15:10,190 --> 00:15:11,190 They want them gone. 265 00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:15,290 I know people on the inside, guards even, and they don't say anything about 266 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,290 stuff like this. 267 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,720 Yeah, you think they would tell you? 268 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,500 Fuck them, and fuck this. 269 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:28,420 We're taking them all down. The system, the walls, all of it. 270 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,420 Okay, chin -chin. 271 00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:41,340 Everybody wrap up your bits, and we will announce the winners after playtime. 272 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,020 Everybody follow me. 273 00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:48,600 Come on, you little... rats, come to your Pied Piper. 274 00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:50,020 Later. 275 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,920 Hate them. 276 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:14,740 Mind if I cape in? 277 00:16:25,870 --> 00:16:28,030 Thank you. Never killed with a lady before. 278 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:29,530 Masked or otherwise. 279 00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:31,350 I'm... Sweet tooth, I know. 280 00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,390 Ah, finally someone gets it. 281 00:16:34,670 --> 00:16:37,710 It would be my honor to kill alongside you. 282 00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:39,170 Whatever. 283 00:16:41,470 --> 00:16:42,810 Oh, I like her. 284 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:52,770 I'll take it, coach. 285 00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:02,390 Thank you, my good man. 286 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:05,790 Where are these? 287 00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:08,190 One vulture, one holy man. 288 00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:10,109 Are you leaving your bottoms on? 289 00:17:11,890 --> 00:17:14,670 Yeah. Suit yourselves, weirdos. 290 00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:32,580 Give me the package, Melman. 291 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:37,560 You love being on the outside, don't you? 292 00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:39,440 Dirty little outsiders. 293 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:46,620 Yes! Play your roles, you holy men, you butchers. Revel in your lawlessness, you 294 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,120 nasty little vultures. 295 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,600 And remember, no pleasure is forbidden on the outside. 296 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,440 Hello, Mr. 297 00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:55,660 Holy Man. 298 00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:57,600 I'm a wrapped little trash boy. 299 00:17:58,820 --> 00:17:59,880 Rip me open. 300 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,440 Hey, I understand role -playing, man, but I'll pass. 301 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,700 You look awful thirsty. 302 00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:06,880 How about a cup of freshly squeezed ass? 303 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,600 I've had my share of trash ass for today, thanks. 304 00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:11,000 Shoulders, pen -flying man. 305 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,080 This way. 306 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:18,940 Our vulture nest was raided last week, and it was all your fault. 307 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,620 Now you have to pay the price. 308 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:22,220 And skin. 309 00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:27,820 Oh, um, no, thank you. Oh, look, a holy man. Oh, my skin, it's his prisoner now. 310 00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:33,450 She was kind of hot, right? Yes, absolutely. Just trying a little too 311 00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:34,450 know? 312 00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:39,730 His Majesty is looking at us. Just, you know, play along. 313 00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:41,670 Sell it. 314 00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:43,610 Oh, yeah. 315 00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:49,370 I'm an outsider. I deserve to be on all fours like a bad, bad doggy. 316 00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:53,630 Yeah, I'm a dirty, doggy boy, too. 317 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,400 This is really bad on the knee. 318 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:26,700 Yeah, that's right, busy. 319 00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:31,520 And now, a treat. 320 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:37,980 I looked around Diesel City today for the crudest, sweatiest, most deliciously 321 00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:42,860 desperate outsider I could find. And then I brought him back here so we could 322 00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:44,480 punish him with pleasure. 323 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:49,560 Ladies and gentlemen, behold, your king of dirt. 324 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,660 Can you guys test out this machine? 325 00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:56,940 Sure. 326 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,840 John, it's me, Stu. 327 00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:06,640 It calls itself Stu. 328 00:20:15,370 --> 00:20:16,490 A sex thing? 329 00:20:17,430 --> 00:20:18,710 Did I win a contest or something? 330 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:19,959 Half foot long. 331 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:26,320 I mean, it's not just more dog. See, the ratio of bun to dog varies the flavor 332 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,240 in a very specific way. 333 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,840 Fascinating. Yeah, I think so, too. 334 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,920 And you're coming in, I guess. 335 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:40,320 Um, so, so, are you normally a solo assassin, or is this, like, a special 336 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:44,820 occasion? I do what it takes. Oh, cool. Real go -getter. Cool. Just like myself. 337 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,180 Have you ever maybe considered teaming up? 338 00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:51,270 I mean, obviously I'm spoken for, but I don't know. I might be convinced to 339 00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:52,270 maybe take on a third. 340 00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:53,690 HVAC, water. 341 00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:55,070 Wait. 342 00:21:55,350 --> 00:21:56,350 EMP. 343 00:22:01,010 --> 00:22:03,070 They've got an electromagnetic pulse generator? 344 00:22:03,570 --> 00:22:06,270 Killing electricity on demand could be a game changer. 345 00:22:06,550 --> 00:22:08,190 Especially in a tournament. 346 00:22:09,070 --> 00:22:11,030 I call dibs. Find your keeper. 347 00:22:11,270 --> 00:22:12,270 Losers weepers. 348 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,660 Shit, they got a lot of lasers. 349 00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:24,900 This one's on me. 350 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,080 What is love? 351 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,640 Baby, don't hurt me. 352 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,880 Don't hurt me no more. 353 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:18,260 Baby, don't hurt me. 354 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,620 Don't hurt me no more. 355 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:48,940 Get your thumb out of there! 356 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:54,400 What 357 00:23:54,400 --> 00:24:01,900 are 358 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:08,500 the weapons? 359 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,580 Dolphy said we have to be in and out. I'll be done in two and a half. 360 00:24:45,490 --> 00:24:46,490 Oh, my God. 361 00:25:02,070 --> 00:25:07,410 Oh, yeah. 362 00:25:08,210 --> 00:25:09,410 How the hell do you get out of this place? 363 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:19,799 No more sex. 364 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:20,800 I'm depleted. 365 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:23,840 Holy shit. 366 00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:25,640 Holy shit. 367 00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:26,540 What 368 00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:33,780 is 369 00:25:33,780 --> 00:25:35,280 wrong? 370 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,580 And stay down. 371 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,240 versus high quality development. 372 00:26:23,530 --> 00:26:24,630 He gave you the gift of flesh? 373 00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:27,170 Kill him! 374 00:26:27,690 --> 00:26:28,710 He didn't fuck me. 375 00:26:30,670 --> 00:26:31,690 I fucked you! 376 00:26:36,450 --> 00:26:37,450 Oh shit! 377 00:26:39,710 --> 00:26:40,589 Oh shit! 378 00:26:40,590 --> 00:26:41,589 The alarm! 379 00:26:41,590 --> 00:26:43,290 Oh my god! We gotta go! 380 00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:44,870 Did you finish? 381 00:26:45,430 --> 00:26:46,650 We really gotta go. 382 00:26:47,430 --> 00:26:48,570 Where are all the weapons? 383 00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:50,750 They're not blue! 384 00:27:01,740 --> 00:27:02,940 I get for trying to collaborate. 385 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,000 Get out of my way. 386 00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:01,620 Stop it. 387 00:28:02,780 --> 00:28:04,500 Where the fuck is Mayhem? 388 00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:11,540 Where the hell have you been? 389 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,100 That doesn't really seem like the most important question to be asked of her. 390 00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:16,060 Looking good, guy. 391 00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:18,080 May, you take shrapnel. 392 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:19,940 I got my own pony. 393 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,640 Yee -haw, Kit Kat. 394 00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:36,180 You look kind of different. 395 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,260 I killed them. I killed them all. 396 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,500 You mean, like, dead dead? 397 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:45,780 Yeah. It was awesome. I knew you could do it, Stu. Gosh, I'm proud of you. 398 00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:48,120 Can't believe I missed it. It's okay. 399 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,800 I got you a consolation prize. 400 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,500 Okay, okay. Calm down, Stu. 401 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:54,900 Yeah, yeah. 402 00:28:55,380 --> 00:28:56,339 Napalm cones. 403 00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:57,340 My favorite. 404 00:28:58,060 --> 00:29:00,320 Stu, remember this day. 405 00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:03,620 For on this day, you had your first massacre. 406 00:29:04,430 --> 00:29:08,710 You became a man, and this was your gore mitzvah. 407 00:29:10,330 --> 00:29:11,450 Tell me everything. 408 00:29:12,610 --> 00:29:13,810 I also had a lot of sex. 409 00:29:14,690 --> 00:29:16,690 Gross. I don't want to hear about any of that. 410 00:29:17,330 --> 00:29:18,330 Decorum. 411 00:29:18,670 --> 00:29:19,810 How'd you get an EMP? 412 00:29:20,350 --> 00:29:23,790 All we got was armor pierce and bullets and missiles that come back to you. 413 00:29:23,990 --> 00:29:26,050 I mean, that's not all you got. 414 00:29:27,130 --> 00:29:28,430 Ugh, you're nasty. 415 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:29,649 What can I say? 416 00:29:29,650 --> 00:29:30,670 We make a good team. 417 00:29:32,030 --> 00:29:33,030 That we do. 418 00:29:33,919 --> 00:29:35,220 Hope it's enough to win the tournament. 419 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:36,540 Not sure it is. 420 00:29:37,380 --> 00:29:42,040 Ever since I met you guys, I've seen a car man, a weird Grim Reaper biker dude, 421 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,120 and a killer clown. 422 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,100 You're going to need someone to watch your back. 423 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,960 Which is why I'm entering, too. 424 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,760 What about the dolls? 425 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:51,880 The dolls have their orders. 426 00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:53,740 Think about it. Roadkill is fast. 427 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:58,720 You take the lead, I set up the EMP, boom. No more competition. 428 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:02,300 We race to the finish and make our wish. 429 00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:05,080 And it ends before it even starts. 430 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,860 And in shrapnel, I'll be fucking unstoppable. 431 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,860 Also, do we have any teepee? 432 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,800 Yeah, got some in the car. 433 00:30:14,060 --> 00:30:15,600 Thank you. Uh -huh, hold tight. 434 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:22,840 Tell me again about the cabin. 435 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,980 You know I've never been there, right? 436 00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:27,180 I know. 437 00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:30,920 Just, you know, tell me anyway. Make it up. 438 00:30:36,780 --> 00:30:37,780 The air is sweet. 439 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:42,820 At night, all you can hear are the owls and 440 00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:46,960 stars as far as the eye can see. 441 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,520 Kind of like now? 442 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,080 Yeah. 443 00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:02,660 Tournament starts tomorrow. 444 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,720 You think we'll win?