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Max. 17 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:15,342 Well, Maxy... (CHUCKLES) 18 00:02:16,022 --> 00:02:17,914 ...you got a nice car. 19 00:02:19,726 --> 00:02:21,588 You're sweet. 20 00:02:25,765 --> 00:02:27,487 MAN: Hey, I think we're ready. 21 00:02:27,567 --> 00:02:31,357 Do you mind if I check my ride? I don't wanna forget my toothbrush. 22 00:02:31,437 --> 00:02:35,299 Just hurry it up. I don't wanna roast out here. It's burning. 23 00:02:45,818 --> 00:02:47,507 Dibs. 24 00:02:47,587 --> 00:02:50,376 - Bullshit. - Come on. It's my turn. 25 00:02:50,456 --> 00:02:53,246 I reeled him in. He's my fish to fry. 26 00:02:53,326 --> 00:02:55,188 Semantics. 27 00:02:55,862 --> 00:02:57,724 Big word. 28 00:03:00,099 --> 00:03:01,921 Rock, paper, scissors. 29 00:03:02,001 --> 00:03:03,878 What are we, seven? 30 00:03:05,605 --> 00:03:08,461 You have to get used to it if you want a kid around. 31 00:03:08,741 --> 00:03:10,279 Right? 32 00:03:21,354 --> 00:03:24,025 - I win. - I guess you do. 33 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:35,847 Are you serious about that kid? 34 00:03:41,641 --> 00:03:43,518 Hammer-time serious. 35 00:03:44,944 --> 00:03:47,167 You can light the next one up, babe. 36 00:03:47,747 --> 00:03:50,227 - Okay? - Mm-hmm. 37 00:03:53,586 --> 00:03:55,624 (SIGHS) 38 00:03:57,156 --> 00:04:00,013 Shit. That's a hell of a long time for a toothbrush. 39 00:04:00,093 --> 00:04:02,582 - I needed my floss too. - Yeah? 40 00:04:02,662 --> 00:04:04,784 Well, some say that's more important. 41 00:04:04,864 --> 00:04:06,152 (LIGHTER FLICKING) 42 00:04:06,232 --> 00:04:08,992 You're gonna have to get in the back, man. Sorry. 43 00:04:09,072 --> 00:04:10,306 (CHUCKLES) 44 00:04:10,436 --> 00:04:12,491 Step out of the car. 45 00:04:12,571 --> 00:04:15,431 - Huh? - Step out of the car, Maxy. 46 00:04:15,511 --> 00:04:18,653 - What the fuck is this? - Dude. Don't panic. 47 00:04:18,733 --> 00:04:20,970 - Happens to the best of us. - And the worst. 48 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:22,923 And the worst. 49 00:04:23,416 --> 00:04:26,425 You just need to get the fuck out of my car right now. What the... 50 00:04:43,836 --> 00:04:45,907 (SHOUTING) 51 00:05:37,623 --> 00:05:39,646 (GRUNTING) 52 00:05:40,726 --> 00:05:42,582 Hey, babe? 53 00:05:43,162 --> 00:05:46,452 I was thinking about, like, drugs and that. 54 00:05:46,532 --> 00:05:51,022 Like how people will classify something a drug... 55 00:05:51,102 --> 00:05:53,559 - (SAWING) - ...and stamp it with this negativity. 56 00:05:53,639 --> 00:05:55,710 (PANTING) 57 00:06:00,012 --> 00:06:02,034 You know, like weed. 58 00:06:02,114 --> 00:06:06,205 Like, all this negativity for something so happy. 59 00:06:06,285 --> 00:06:07,807 - (BONE SNAPS) - (SAWING CONTINUES) 60 00:06:07,887 --> 00:06:10,777 But then I got to thinking, like... 61 00:06:11,257 --> 00:06:13,312 ...can't anything be a drug? 62 00:06:13,392 --> 00:06:16,883 You know? Like water. Okay? Water's a drug. Seriously. 63 00:06:16,963 --> 00:06:22,207 You go cold turkey on water... (GRUNTING) your throat swells up, you hallucinate... 64 00:06:22,287 --> 00:06:25,711 ...get the shakes and, like, die. 65 00:06:27,006 --> 00:06:30,897 I mean, that's the worse relapse than I've seen a heroin junkie get. 66 00:06:30,977 --> 00:06:34,066 Where's the warning label on a bottle of water? Huh? Huh? 67 00:06:34,146 --> 00:06:39,187 "May get addicted. Side effects... drowning and dizziness." 68 00:06:41,187 --> 00:06:43,028 What do you think? 69 00:06:46,759 --> 00:06:48,297 Babe. 70 00:06:58,804 --> 00:07:00,342 Hey. 71 00:07:01,474 --> 00:07:03,312 How you doing? 72 00:07:05,144 --> 00:07:07,433 - I'm... - Awful. 73 00:07:07,513 --> 00:07:10,118 Dainty. Empathetic. 74 00:07:11,317 --> 00:07:13,206 I'm terrific. 75 00:07:14,186 --> 00:07:15,775 Good. 76 00:07:16,455 --> 00:07:18,326 'Cause you're my drug. 77 00:07:26,032 --> 00:07:29,240 Mrs. Hannah West. 78 00:07:49,789 --> 00:07:52,369 - (SAWING) - (GRUNTING) 79 00:07:57,830 --> 00:07:59,852 WOMAN: You can't do this, Jake. 80 00:08:00,232 --> 00:08:02,503 I'm only doing what you can't. 81 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:10,129 Don't. I'll talk to him. I'll make him stop. 82 00:08:10,209 --> 00:08:12,270 (TV SPORTS ANNOUNCER, CROWD CHEERING) 83 00:08:19,919 --> 00:08:22,121 (DOG BARKS) 84 00:08:23,989 --> 00:08:26,000 (BARKING) 85 00:08:33,632 --> 00:08:35,588 - Look at you. - (SCOFFS) 86 00:08:35,668 --> 00:08:37,946 - Look at you. - You look afraid. 87 00:08:38,026 --> 00:08:41,031 - What would I have to be afraid of? - There comes a time in every man's life... 88 00:08:41,111 --> 00:08:44,227 Holy shit. You know what? I'm gonna pass on the Tumblr life advice. 89 00:08:44,307 --> 00:08:46,749 This guy? He's a real keeper. 90 00:08:51,283 --> 00:08:54,140 - WOMAN: Please. - MAN: What do you want me to do? 91 00:08:54,220 --> 00:08:56,058 WOMAN: Do something! 92 00:08:58,190 --> 00:09:00,870 Stop him! No! (WHIMPERS) 93 00:09:06,265 --> 00:09:08,477 If you were smart, you'd leave too. 94 00:09:15,974 --> 00:09:17,845 Hey, you ready? 95 00:09:18,611 --> 00:09:20,188 Yeah? 96 00:09:23,583 --> 00:09:25,137 What? 97 00:09:25,217 --> 00:09:28,291 - I need my paintbrush. - Paintbrush. 98 00:09:28,821 --> 00:09:31,829 - I'll buy you new ones, okay? - Okay. 99 00:09:40,266 --> 00:09:42,356 (SPEAKERS: DRUM INTRO) 100 00:09:43,736 --> 00:09:45,809 (LOUNGE POP INSTRUMENTAL) 101 00:11:00,345 --> 00:11:02,683 (MUSIC CLICKS OFF) 102 00:11:29,775 --> 00:11:31,382 - (GASPS) - Michael! 103 00:11:33,346 --> 00:11:35,367 You look like an absolute mess. 104 00:11:35,647 --> 00:11:39,061 - What's going on in here? - I... I slept too late. 105 00:11:39,851 --> 00:11:42,108 (CHUCKLES) Just in time for Passions, huh? 106 00:11:42,888 --> 00:11:45,302 - You okay? - Yeah. 107 00:11:46,325 --> 00:11:49,715 - Okay, then. Did you remember to... - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Um... 108 00:11:49,795 --> 00:11:51,617 - What? - (STAMMERING) Nothing. 109 00:11:51,697 --> 00:11:54,720 What's going on in here? Is there somebody else here? 110 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,556 Whoa! No. Why would you automatically think that? 111 00:11:57,636 --> 00:12:01,314 - You're hiding something. - No. Just... just calm down. 112 00:12:03,309 --> 00:12:05,932 I don't get why you're acting so weird. 113 00:12:06,512 --> 00:12:12,004 I'm sorry. I just had a rough day at work today. We had to let Eric go. 114 00:12:12,084 --> 00:12:14,932 Eric? Come here. 115 00:12:20,659 --> 00:12:23,333 - What the hell is... - Just give me that! 116 00:12:26,465 --> 00:12:28,521 Is this a suicide note? 117 00:12:29,001 --> 00:12:32,425 - (STAMMERS) I can explain. - Don't you think you're overreacting? 118 00:12:32,505 --> 00:12:35,194 No. I'm reacting just fine, I think. 119 00:12:35,274 --> 00:12:37,989 You think? You just thinkin' you're gonna kill yourself? 120 00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:42,821 And I don't snore. 121 00:12:45,451 --> 00:12:47,508 (SPEAKERS: COUNTRY ROCK, FAINT) 122 00:13:09,308 --> 00:13:11,519 I don't like the way that guy's looking at me. 123 00:13:11,599 --> 00:13:14,832 - Who? - The clerk. 124 00:13:16,982 --> 00:13:19,206 You don't like how anyone looks at you. 125 00:13:19,286 --> 00:13:20,862 Yeah, so stop it. 126 00:13:22,722 --> 00:13:24,877 - Repeat after me. - Repeat after me. 127 00:13:24,957 --> 00:13:26,782 (SNICKERS) 128 00:13:27,726 --> 00:13:29,749 I will never look at Hannah again. 129 00:13:29,829 --> 00:13:35,254 - I will never look at my wife ever again. - Exact words, asshole! 130 00:13:35,334 --> 00:13:37,205 Or it doesn't count. 131 00:13:38,771 --> 00:13:40,626 I've failed you. 132 00:13:41,306 --> 00:13:43,796 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. Mm-mmm. 133 00:13:43,876 --> 00:13:45,415 No? 134 00:13:47,446 --> 00:13:50,502 CLERK: There's a motel down the road. 135 00:13:51,282 --> 00:13:55,374 It's an okay place, but that's where the whores usually go. 136 00:13:55,454 --> 00:13:57,425 Not my gas station. 137 00:13:59,124 --> 00:14:01,147 (LAUGHING) 138 00:14:01,727 --> 00:14:05,065 Wow. Aren't you just the funniest piece of shit. 139 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,462 Twice the size, half the respect. 140 00:14:17,442 --> 00:14:19,060 We expect an apology. 141 00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:23,385 The only thing you should be expecting is to get blown into bits of fuckin' beef. 142 00:14:26,284 --> 00:14:28,139 - (GROANING) - There's a lady present. 143 00:14:28,219 --> 00:14:31,109 - (SHOTGUN COCKS) - (GROANING CONTINUES) 144 00:14:31,189 --> 00:14:33,262 CLERK: I know that car! 145 00:14:35,326 --> 00:14:39,145 I know that's not your car, and I know the man that would never part with it. 146 00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:41,820 (BLOW LANDS) 147 00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:45,179 Well, you don't have to be such a prick about it. 148 00:14:47,039 --> 00:14:48,727 Please, no! 149 00:14:49,007 --> 00:14:50,830 Twenty on two. 150 00:15:05,824 --> 00:15:07,713 You should've killed him. 151 00:15:07,793 --> 00:15:10,435 Yeah, I know. 152 00:15:12,131 --> 00:15:13,972 - But it's your turn. - (CHUCKLES) 153 00:15:19,805 --> 00:15:22,250 - (MATCH STRIKES) - (FLAMES ERUPTING) 154 00:15:51,703 --> 00:15:55,394 That's the hardest one you've got, Betty? Come on. Challenge me. 155 00:15:55,874 --> 00:15:57,062 I don't know. 156 00:15:57,142 --> 00:15:59,635 You were doing fine earlier. Just ask another one. Make it harder. 157 00:15:59,715 --> 00:16:02,368 - I hate when you do that. - When I do what? 158 00:16:02,448 --> 00:16:07,305 You ask me to tell a joke, or tell a story, or ask a question. 159 00:16:07,385 --> 00:16:09,241 - I hate the pressure. - (LAUGHS) 160 00:16:09,621 --> 00:16:12,245 Okay, no jokes, stories and questions. 161 00:16:13,025 --> 00:16:14,836 That's not the point. 162 00:16:17,829 --> 00:16:20,299 - Give me a second. - Fine. 163 00:16:25,203 --> 00:16:27,041 Anytime now. 164 00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:31,363 Okay. Who was the only person Van Gogh ever sold a painting to? 165 00:16:31,443 --> 00:16:34,379 - Really? You know I hate him. - You asked. 166 00:16:34,459 --> 00:16:36,704 He can Van Gogh fuck himself. (LAUGHS) 167 00:16:38,884 --> 00:16:41,573 Uh, can I get the painting name? 168 00:16:41,653 --> 00:16:43,809 Red Vineyard at Arles. 169 00:16:43,889 --> 00:16:47,737 Okay. Um, can you use it in a sentence? 170 00:16:49,928 --> 00:16:52,602 Uh, was it, uh, Luke? 171 00:16:54,066 --> 00:16:57,352 - No. - Right. Just fuck patrons. Um... 172 00:16:58,203 --> 00:16:59,959 I don't know. I give up. 173 00:17:00,039 --> 00:17:01,894 - His brother. - (CHUCKLES) 174 00:17:02,374 --> 00:17:04,096 Fuck that. 175 00:17:04,176 --> 00:17:06,447 Dude had less logic than he did ears. 176 00:17:09,948 --> 00:17:12,005 (ROCK ON SPEAKERS) 177 00:17:12,985 --> 00:17:14,407 Jon. 178 00:17:14,987 --> 00:17:17,643 - I like Hazel. - I like Terry. 179 00:17:17,723 --> 00:17:19,245 Fuck Terry. 180 00:17:19,325 --> 00:17:21,794 - Seriously. Terry's a good name. - So is Luke. 181 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,488 No, Luke sounds way too much like "puke." 182 00:17:25,831 --> 00:17:27,721 - Babies vomit. - (CHUCKLES) 183 00:17:29,201 --> 00:17:30,656 MAN: They also piss. 184 00:17:30,736 --> 00:17:34,110 And if it's a girl, she'll be bleeding soon enough. 185 00:17:35,841 --> 00:17:38,255 I'm just happy to be alone with you. 186 00:17:43,148 --> 00:17:45,304 Then why are you slowing down? 187 00:17:45,384 --> 00:17:47,973 West, why are you slowing down? 188 00:17:48,053 --> 00:17:51,377 I'm not gonna be rude. They look nice. They can't be going too far. 189 00:17:51,457 --> 00:17:55,074 - Do you know what irony is? - I'm not inviting them to search the trunk. 190 00:17:55,154 --> 00:17:57,035 All right? 191 00:18:03,502 --> 00:18:05,127 Hey. 192 00:18:05,207 --> 00:18:09,108 - Hi, guys. Thank you for stopping. - No problem. Where y'all headed? 193 00:18:09,408 --> 00:18:14,466 Uh, next town? Anywhere with fuckin' shade in a box, honestly. 194 00:18:14,946 --> 00:18:17,069 Uh, we don't got a ton of room. 195 00:18:17,149 --> 00:18:21,359 Well, we got, like, no stuff. Just me, Betty, two packs. 196 00:18:22,788 --> 00:18:24,742 Yeah, man, hop right in. Come on. It's a hot day. 197 00:18:24,822 --> 00:18:26,642 Thank you. 198 00:18:32,264 --> 00:18:34,335 (JAKE SIGHS) 199 00:19:10,368 --> 00:19:12,239 So, what's your two's deal? 200 00:19:13,171 --> 00:19:14,660 Newlyweds, man. 201 00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:17,796 Whoa. Congrats, man. That's really big. 202 00:19:17,876 --> 00:19:20,165 No, man, amazing is what it is. 203 00:19:20,545 --> 00:19:24,102 Yeah, we formed a band a few years back, you know. 204 00:19:24,182 --> 00:19:28,305 I was smitten. She thought I was a lazy asshole. 205 00:19:28,385 --> 00:19:29,341 - (BOTH LAUGH) - You know? 206 00:19:29,421 --> 00:19:33,345 But, uh, not much has changed, you know... except for the whole love thing. 207 00:19:33,425 --> 00:19:34,913 Yeah. 208 00:19:34,993 --> 00:19:38,400 - More power to you, man. - All the joy. 209 00:19:39,631 --> 00:19:41,720 How about a game of rock, paper, scissors? 210 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:45,516 So, what about you guys? What's your deal? Your partner's quite the talker. 211 00:19:45,596 --> 00:19:50,429 Oh, yeah. Betty. She's pretty quiet, but she's the smartest girl I know. 212 00:19:50,509 --> 00:19:53,865 That's what I say, man. Marry the most interesting chick you know. 213 00:19:53,945 --> 00:19:56,750 - She ain't bad on the eyes either. - Yeah. 214 00:20:00,052 --> 00:20:01,929 So happy for you. 215 00:20:04,389 --> 00:20:07,813 Guys, don't mind Hannah. She's just a little salty I picked you up. 216 00:20:07,893 --> 00:20:11,383 - I mean, honestly, if we're imposing... - Dude, quit it. Seriously. 217 00:20:11,463 --> 00:20:14,670 We're pulling into town now. Can't be any worse off than that guy either. 218 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,622 (JAKE LAUGHS) Oh, fuck, dude. 219 00:20:16,702 --> 00:20:19,345 HANNAH: Some broad probably ruined his day too. 220 00:20:25,276 --> 00:20:26,787 Michael. 221 00:20:27,079 --> 00:20:28,567 - Michael. - (MURMURS) 222 00:20:28,647 --> 00:20:30,502 Wake the fuck up. 223 00:20:30,882 --> 00:20:33,772 Michael. Get off the lawn, please. 224 00:20:33,852 --> 00:20:35,922 I wanna come inside. 225 00:20:36,388 --> 00:20:39,480 I know. I heard you yelling last night. 226 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,582 - And you ignored me? - You're damn straight I did. 227 00:20:42,762 --> 00:20:45,317 I mean, I can't be taking all this up and down shit, Michael. 228 00:20:45,397 --> 00:20:47,620 Do you even know what this is doing to me? 229 00:20:48,650 --> 00:20:51,293 Well, call the cops. I don't care. 230 00:20:52,821 --> 00:20:55,863 Very funny. Here. 231 00:20:57,626 --> 00:20:59,435 What's this for? 232 00:21:01,029 --> 00:21:03,885 You shit in the backyard last night, Michael. 233 00:21:03,965 --> 00:21:06,321 And... and you called it... 234 00:21:06,401 --> 00:21:08,557 "...liberating Liberace." 235 00:21:08,637 --> 00:21:12,475 - You love my humor. - Not when it smells like spoiled Brie. 236 00:21:17,879 --> 00:21:19,417 Listen. 237 00:21:20,382 --> 00:21:22,423 (SIGHS) 238 00:21:29,891 --> 00:21:31,747 I love you, Michael. 239 00:21:32,027 --> 00:21:34,211 - I love you too. - Which is why... 240 00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:37,052 Uh, look, I'll... pull myself together. 241 00:21:37,132 --> 00:21:39,188 Which is why I... 242 00:21:39,668 --> 00:21:43,359 ...I don't think this is gonna work out. You're obviously... 243 00:21:44,239 --> 00:21:45,961 ...you're obviously going through something. 244 00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:48,263 Then let's sit down and talk each other through it. 245 00:21:48,343 --> 00:21:51,215 Help each other out, like good couples do. 246 00:21:53,048 --> 00:21:54,923 I want to, but... 247 00:21:56,485 --> 00:21:59,308 ...I don't think you're ready for a relationship right now. 248 00:21:59,788 --> 00:22:01,343 And... 249 00:22:01,723 --> 00:22:03,595 ...you drink a lot. 250 00:22:04,226 --> 00:22:08,050 I mean, a lot, Michael. You fucking shit in the backyard! 251 00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:09,668 Okay. 252 00:22:10,799 --> 00:22:13,204 - Michael. - I said okay. 253 00:22:13,802 --> 00:22:15,309 (MUTTERS) Fuck. 254 00:22:16,638 --> 00:22:18,848 What do you mean, there's no gig? 255 00:22:20,809 --> 00:22:23,732 I'm... we don't have live music here. 256 00:22:23,812 --> 00:22:27,586 I mean, we got a jukebox. Right there. 257 00:22:27,836 --> 00:22:30,282 This has to be some cruel joke. 258 00:22:31,206 --> 00:22:33,729 The only reason that we are here... 259 00:22:33,809 --> 00:22:36,531 ...instead of Hawaii or some bullshit Alaskan cruise... 260 00:22:36,611 --> 00:22:38,512 ...is the chance to play, right? 261 00:22:40,248 --> 00:22:41,837 Right? 262 00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:45,574 Yeah. Yeah, look. I mean, I called Cortland. 263 00:22:45,654 --> 00:22:49,483 They said we could play our music here on the 17th. That's tomorrow. 264 00:22:49,563 --> 00:22:51,070 Yeah. 265 00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:55,773 I... I mean, this is Cortland Bar. 266 00:22:57,566 --> 00:23:02,558 But there's also, uh, Cortland Liquor, which is the liquor shop... 267 00:23:02,638 --> 00:23:08,253 ...and Cortland Thrift, which is also... it's the thrift shop. 268 00:23:08,977 --> 00:23:12,590 Uh, Cortland High, the high school... 269 00:23:14,049 --> 00:23:17,706 The high school! The high school is having their talent show. 270 00:23:17,786 --> 00:23:19,658 Tomorrow night. 271 00:23:22,624 --> 00:23:24,513 You booked us... 272 00:23:24,593 --> 00:23:27,067 ...a fucking high school talent show? 273 00:23:29,130 --> 00:23:33,822 - Babe, I didn't... - A fucking high school talent show... 274 00:23:33,902 --> 00:23:36,057 ...for our honeymoon. 275 00:23:36,137 --> 00:23:38,334 Are you fucking retarded? 276 00:23:38,414 --> 00:23:41,296 Hannah, I'm sorry. 277 00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:44,365 Okay, look, we don't have to go. All right? 278 00:23:44,445 --> 00:23:49,438 - We can still enjoy all of this. Right? - All of this. Whatever this is. 279 00:23:49,518 --> 00:23:52,841 Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt, but do you know a place we can stay for the night? 280 00:23:52,921 --> 00:23:55,944 And you really shouldn't say "retard." That's not cool. 281 00:23:56,024 --> 00:23:59,469 Uh, we don't really have hotels around here. 282 00:24:00,729 --> 00:24:04,162 But there is a bed and breakfast. It's up the mountain a bit. 283 00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:07,248 - (BUZZING) - (JUKEBOX) # Sober night # 284 00:24:07,328 --> 00:24:09,491 (UKULELE STRUMMING) 285 00:24:09,571 --> 00:24:11,670 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 286 00:24:12,850 --> 00:24:15,474 Great. Uh, how do we get there? 287 00:24:15,754 --> 00:24:18,626 Looks like we'll be riding with you a little bit longer. 288 00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:29,439 You guys are really gonna like this place. It's really, really nice. 289 00:24:29,701 --> 00:24:33,762 So, you're gonna head up this way about two miles... 290 00:24:33,842 --> 00:24:36,017 ...you take a left on Shitstain Road. 291 00:24:36,097 --> 00:24:38,099 (LAUGHS) 292 00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:42,400 And at the end is the B and B just past the lake. 293 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,936 You guys have a road called Shitstain? 294 00:24:45,016 --> 00:24:47,441 Yeah, it doesn't really have a name. But... 295 00:24:47,521 --> 00:24:51,797 ...it's all dirt and it looks like shit, so... yeah. 296 00:24:52,357 --> 00:24:53,879 Wonderful. 297 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,439 Let's go get shitty. 298 00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:01,419 - Thanks for your help. - Take it easy. 299 00:25:01,499 --> 00:25:03,322 WOMAN: Hey, champ. 300 00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:05,673 (LAUGHS) 301 00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:25,577 All right. 302 00:25:25,957 --> 00:25:28,785 Yeah. Okay. 303 00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:31,550 - Turn over. - (CHUCKLING) 304 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:35,454 - Why? - Do what I say, you fuckin' slut. 305 00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:38,412 (GROANS, LAUGHS) 306 00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:43,228 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you fucking kidding me? 307 00:25:43,308 --> 00:25:45,230 No fucking way. 308 00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:48,934 - No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. - Don't you want this? 309 00:25:50,014 --> 00:25:52,888 (GROANS) All right, just... fine. Okay. 310 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:57,008 If I tap your ass, though, I want it off. Okay? 311 00:25:57,088 --> 00:25:59,166 It's not my ass gettin' tapped. 312 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,849 (MUFFLED GRUNTING) 313 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,040 Shut up. 314 00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:20,550 - (THUDS) - (SCREAMING) 315 00:26:41,032 --> 00:26:43,041 (ENGINE STOPS) 316 00:26:46,571 --> 00:26:48,080 Wow. 317 00:26:59,884 --> 00:27:01,791 It's huge. 318 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:07,229 This is perfect. Right, babe? 319 00:27:07,309 --> 00:27:08,899 Delightful. 320 00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:12,050 Come on. A little nature won't kill us. 321 00:27:12,530 --> 00:27:14,119 Yeah? 322 00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:18,590 We're also not gonna play a show. So enjoy your fucking bed. 323 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:20,729 BETTY: And breakfast. 324 00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:34,839 JAKE: Doesn't it look kind of like the Custom House? 325 00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:37,074 - What's that? - BETTY: Monet. 326 00:27:37,154 --> 00:27:41,213 - Custom House, Morning Effect. - WOMAN: Hmm. A lot smaller than my house. 327 00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:43,873 Also a lot more on a cliff. 328 00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:47,252 But I do appreciate the comparison. 329 00:27:48,032 --> 00:27:50,255 Hey, how many beds you need? 330 00:27:50,535 --> 00:27:53,558 - Uh... two. Two should be good. - Cool. 331 00:27:53,638 --> 00:27:55,529 Possibly a couch. 332 00:27:55,896 --> 00:27:58,463 No problem. I have room for everybody. (LAUGHS) 333 00:27:58,543 --> 00:28:02,562 - Ah. You must be Rachael. - Yeah. Sorry. 334 00:28:02,642 --> 00:28:05,941 I'm horrible with introductions. I'm Rachael of Rachael's Bed and Breakfast. 335 00:28:06,021 --> 00:28:07,874 - My pleasure. - Ah. 336 00:28:07,954 --> 00:28:10,824 - You need help with your bags? - HANNAH: No, we're fine. 337 00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:14,512 Okay. Well, uh, you can check in anytime you want. 338 00:28:14,592 --> 00:28:17,348 Take whatever room on the bottom floor. I'll be around. 339 00:28:17,428 --> 00:28:20,578 - Oh, the room on the right is taken. - Another guest? 340 00:28:20,658 --> 00:28:23,555 Yeah. Long-term. He doesn't bother anybody. 341 00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:26,781 But if you see a tallish man lurking around, don't be scared. 342 00:28:26,861 --> 00:28:29,142 - (LAUGHS) Scared. - Mmm. 343 00:28:30,074 --> 00:28:32,377 WEST: Hey. What was that? 344 00:28:32,457 --> 00:28:37,502 Miss Little Art History 101 in her high boots. What do you think? 345 00:28:37,582 --> 00:28:40,205 - I think you're being uncool. - Yeah? 346 00:28:40,785 --> 00:28:44,027 Well, I didn't pick Fucksville for a honeymoon. 347 00:28:45,023 --> 00:28:47,015 (BETTY COUGHING) 348 00:28:47,095 --> 00:28:49,146 (VOMITING) 349 00:28:53,564 --> 00:28:55,104 Mm-hmm. 350 00:29:00,538 --> 00:29:02,579 (SIGHS) 351 00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:05,615 JAKE: Okay. (CHUCKLES) 352 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:08,950 Okay. 353 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:15,290 This ain't too bad. Huh? 354 00:29:18,857 --> 00:29:20,368 Shit. 355 00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:23,297 I forgot my toothbrush. 356 00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:30,471 Hey. 357 00:29:31,836 --> 00:29:33,677 You okay? 358 00:29:36,007 --> 00:29:37,855 What are we doing here? 359 00:29:39,878 --> 00:29:41,719 I miss home. 360 00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:44,422 Okay. 361 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:48,874 Yeah, I mean, I do too. But... 362 00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:52,744 ...you know, there's... there's bigger plans for us now. 363 00:29:52,824 --> 00:29:54,412 Yeah? 364 00:29:54,692 --> 00:29:56,982 I don't know if I can do this. 365 00:29:57,662 --> 00:29:59,503 You can, Betty. 366 00:30:04,369 --> 00:30:07,450 I meant me and you on the road. 367 00:30:09,874 --> 00:30:11,396 Well... 368 00:30:12,076 --> 00:30:14,547 ...what are you emphasizing? 369 00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:21,238 Me and you? Or are you emphasizing us... on the road? 370 00:30:21,318 --> 00:30:23,589 (STAMMERING) Either. Both. 371 00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:26,193 I d... I don't know. 372 00:30:30,561 --> 00:30:32,483 You sh... 373 00:30:32,563 --> 00:30:34,452 Here, why don't you... 374 00:30:35,332 --> 00:30:37,922 (SIGHS) Why don't you lie down for a second? Okay? 375 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:40,959 Let me go see what this place has got in terms of food. 376 00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:44,252 Hopefully something more than juice and waffles. Okay? (CHUCKLES) 377 00:31:03,594 --> 00:31:06,418 - May I help you? - No. I'm fine. 378 00:31:07,698 --> 00:31:11,022 Hey, we might have gotten off on the wrong foot earlier today. 379 00:31:11,102 --> 00:31:13,925 But I'm just trying to make sure everybody has a pleasurable stay. 380 00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:17,028 I'll bet. Any means necessary. 381 00:31:17,108 --> 00:31:18,797 Excuse me? 382 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:22,834 You look the type to run a brothel, not a bed and breakfast. 383 00:31:22,914 --> 00:31:25,385 What crawled up your cunt, bitch? 384 00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:31,276 Hey, um... I'm leading a tour of the woods in the morning. 385 00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:34,779 And if you wake up and decide to abort your shitty attitude... 386 00:31:34,859 --> 00:31:36,902 ...you're welcome to come. 387 00:31:46,471 --> 00:31:48,742 (CREAKING, FAINT) 388 00:31:54,694 --> 00:31:56,766 (CREAKING, LOUDER) 389 00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:14,786 Hey. 390 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:17,910 - Sorry. I didn't... - Come here. 391 00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:22,594 What were you doing? 392 00:32:23,074 --> 00:32:24,612 Nothing. 393 00:32:26,377 --> 00:32:29,183 Why were you creeping? It's creepy. 394 00:32:32,149 --> 00:32:34,020 You're really pretty. 395 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:43,169 You're pretty too. 396 00:32:57,442 --> 00:32:59,247 Do you want to talk? 397 00:33:02,046 --> 00:33:03,887 Or sit? 398 00:33:11,022 --> 00:33:13,344 My mother never brushed my hair. 399 00:33:13,424 --> 00:33:16,448 I thought that was something moms were supposed to do. 400 00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:19,005 Count to a hundred. 401 00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:22,438 Sing a lullaby. (CHUCKLES) 402 00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:26,277 Put the lotion in the basket. Nice stuff. 403 00:33:27,305 --> 00:33:30,147 I like it. Makes me feel like a cat. 404 00:33:32,710 --> 00:33:34,532 You like animals then? 405 00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:36,838 More than people. 406 00:33:36,918 --> 00:33:38,757 I can understand that. 407 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:41,886 West is nice. 408 00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:46,011 Yes. 409 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,536 Yes, he is. 410 00:33:50,661 --> 00:33:53,518 - Do you... ow! - Sorry. 411 00:33:53,798 --> 00:33:55,869 Sorry. I'm not used to this. 412 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:05,753 Aren't there things you want to do before becoming a mom? 413 00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:09,139 Who said I was becoming a mom? 414 00:34:11,315 --> 00:34:12,837 Sorry. 415 00:34:13,117 --> 00:34:14,655 Theoretically. 416 00:34:16,821 --> 00:34:18,659 You mean, like... 417 00:34:20,024 --> 00:34:21,880 ...go to Europe? (LAUGHS) 418 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:26,453 That. See museums. Meet new people. 419 00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:30,587 I did a lot of that in school. You're young. You have time. 420 00:34:32,370 --> 00:34:34,444 (DOORBELL RINGS) 421 00:34:37,475 --> 00:34:39,764 Evening, Rachael. Sorry to bother you so late. 422 00:34:39,844 --> 00:34:42,319 Yeah. Is everything okay? 423 00:34:43,447 --> 00:34:47,638 Yeah... well, uh, we've got a couple kids gone missing. 424 00:34:48,518 --> 00:34:50,731 Anyone I know? 425 00:34:50,811 --> 00:34:53,543 A college girl and a bartender. 426 00:34:53,623 --> 00:34:56,346 RACHAEL: Throw in a priest, you got a good joke. 427 00:34:56,426 --> 00:34:59,450 Hey, I'm sorry. I didn't see that you had friends over. 428 00:34:59,630 --> 00:35:03,870 - RACHAEL: Patrons, yeah. - MAN: Okay, well, they can hear this too. 429 00:35:03,950 --> 00:35:06,757 I'm gonna recommend that you don't go out alone for a few nights. 430 00:35:06,837 --> 00:35:08,359 We don't know where the kids went. 431 00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:12,063 My money's that the two fools just ran off together, but... 432 00:35:12,143 --> 00:35:14,499 ...I'm not sheriff anymore, so... 433 00:35:14,579 --> 00:35:17,235 Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. 434 00:35:18,315 --> 00:35:20,738 You know, that's not the only reason why I came up here. 435 00:35:20,818 --> 00:35:25,043 - Are you still doing the Sunday hike? - Yeah. Bright and early. 436 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,637 Well, good. I'll be there. 437 00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:31,164 - Okay. - Have a good night. 438 00:35:32,263 --> 00:35:33,821 Good night. 439 00:35:38,001 --> 00:35:40,240 Well, I'll see you all in the morning. 440 00:35:59,190 --> 00:36:01,201 (TWIG SNAPS) 441 00:36:03,094 --> 00:36:05,171 (RUSTLING) 442 00:36:22,213 --> 00:36:24,236 (POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 443 00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:27,587 (ENGINE STARTS) 444 00:36:29,887 --> 00:36:33,361 MAN: (ON TAPE) Just cry. It's the natural way. 445 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:36,297 If you cry, you'll feel good. 446 00:36:36,377 --> 00:36:39,517 If you feel good, you'll accept who you are. 447 00:36:39,597 --> 00:36:44,055 If you accept who you are, maybe you won't have to cry anymore, pussy. 448 00:36:44,635 --> 00:36:50,081 And so ends side "A" of Help Me Help You Stop Hating Yourself. 449 00:36:57,615 --> 00:36:59,626 (SIGHS) 450 00:37:08,275 --> 00:37:10,152 I'm sorry, babe. 451 00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:17,704 (KISSES) 452 00:37:21,005 --> 00:37:22,768 (GUITAR) 453 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:09,161 RACHEL: Sorry if I offended some people this afternoon. 454 00:38:12,556 --> 00:38:14,827 Sorry I'm smoking on your porch. 455 00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:17,501 It's cool. (LAUGHS) 456 00:38:19,430 --> 00:38:21,310 That works. (LAUGHS) 457 00:38:32,743 --> 00:38:35,951 So, uh, what do we do now? 458 00:38:38,682 --> 00:38:41,373 - What do you mean? - Like... 459 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:44,909 ...you know, all the small talk's over. 460 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,511 Chitchat. (CLEARS THROAT) 461 00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:49,180 (COUGHS) 462 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,449 What do we do? 463 00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:56,053 We, like, enrich each other's lives or something. 464 00:38:56,133 --> 00:38:58,689 - Oh. Okay. - Yeah. Yeah. 465 00:38:58,769 --> 00:39:00,814 Uh, how do we do that? 466 00:39:02,139 --> 00:39:06,356 Okay, say the first thing that comes to your head. 467 00:39:11,181 --> 00:39:13,203 Your guitar looks like a cock. 468 00:39:13,283 --> 00:39:15,353 (BOTH LAUGHING) 469 00:39:16,253 --> 00:39:18,843 - Yeah? Okay. - Mmm. 470 00:39:18,923 --> 00:39:20,795 You go. 471 00:39:28,165 --> 00:39:31,456 Balloons look like boobs. 472 00:39:32,136 --> 00:39:33,704 - Okay? - (GIGGLES) 473 00:39:33,794 --> 00:39:36,427 And roses... 474 00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:38,262 ...look like vaginas. 475 00:39:40,110 --> 00:39:42,499 - Vagina! - Yep. Yep. 476 00:39:42,579 --> 00:39:44,818 - Yeah! - Yeah. It's a great word. Right? 477 00:39:44,898 --> 00:39:46,579 - It's a great word. - Yeah. 478 00:39:46,659 --> 00:39:48,861 The best, actually. 479 00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:51,130 I... (LAUGHING) 480 00:39:57,861 --> 00:39:59,083 Cool. 481 00:39:59,163 --> 00:40:01,786 Are you coming on the walk tomorrow? (CHUCKLES) 482 00:40:02,566 --> 00:40:04,122 Yeah. 483 00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:08,317 - Count me in. - Cool. Oh... 484 00:40:12,543 --> 00:40:14,398 ...looking forward to it. 485 00:40:14,878 --> 00:40:17,557 - Night. - Yep. All right. 486 00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:42,994 (EXHALES, SNIFFS) 487 00:40:44,074 --> 00:40:45,944 Hey, buddy. 488 00:41:14,004 --> 00:41:16,014 (QUIET TAPPING) 489 00:41:22,112 --> 00:41:24,187 (CHILD LAUGHING) 490 00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:05,290 (SIGHS) 491 00:42:25,776 --> 00:42:27,346 Oh! 492 00:42:29,946 --> 00:42:32,016 (CHUCKLES) 493 00:42:33,850 --> 00:42:36,006 You're that other guy. 494 00:42:36,086 --> 00:42:37,957 You're the creepy guy. 495 00:42:42,126 --> 00:42:44,060 You okay? 496 00:42:51,368 --> 00:42:52,688 (WHISPERS) Motherfucker. 497 00:43:00,144 --> 00:43:02,215 (SHOVEL HITS DIRT) 498 00:43:03,213 --> 00:43:05,237 (GRUNTING) 499 00:43:07,017 --> 00:43:08,587 Marriage... 500 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:11,991 ...shouldn't be... 501 00:43:13,557 --> 00:43:16,629 ...this fuckin' hard. 502 00:43:20,497 --> 00:43:22,519 (GRUNTS) 503 00:43:22,599 --> 00:43:24,302 The fuck! 504 00:43:26,803 --> 00:43:28,382 What? 505 00:43:50,844 --> 00:43:52,850 (SHOUTS) 506 00:44:03,207 --> 00:44:05,284 (PANTING) 507 00:44:24,862 --> 00:44:26,901 (AX HITS FLESH) 508 00:44:38,408 --> 00:44:40,264 Thank you. 509 00:44:40,644 --> 00:44:42,521 Anyone drink coffee? 510 00:44:45,649 --> 00:44:47,739 (KNOCKING) 511 00:44:48,619 --> 00:44:50,141 Hey. 512 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:53,968 JAKE: Uh, we're heading out soon, so... 513 00:44:56,526 --> 00:44:59,606 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. 514 00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:03,855 Have you seen West? 515 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:07,124 So you're not fine. Uh, I don't know. 516 00:45:07,204 --> 00:45:09,727 What if he left, or ran away like those two assholes? 517 00:45:09,807 --> 00:45:11,377 Hey. 518 00:45:15,078 --> 00:45:17,717 West seemed like a really capable guy. 519 00:45:20,717 --> 00:45:24,875 And considering his name, I think he's got a pretty good sense of direction, so... 520 00:45:24,955 --> 00:45:26,844 Fuck off. 521 00:45:27,324 --> 00:45:31,149 - Did you guys get in a fight or something? - Did you hear me, asshole? 522 00:45:31,929 --> 00:45:33,970 Well, I'm just saying. 523 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:41,091 Look, he probably... he probably went to the bar last night. 524 00:45:41,171 --> 00:45:43,242 You know, it's a long walk back. 525 00:45:45,876 --> 00:45:50,101 Why don't you come with us on the hike? And we'll probably run into him. 526 00:45:51,781 --> 00:45:53,395 Yeah? 527 00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:56,121 Okay. Fine. 528 00:45:57,054 --> 00:45:59,525 - Cool. - Now leave. 529 00:46:09,166 --> 00:46:11,237 (WATER RUNNING) 530 00:46:25,382 --> 00:46:26,952 Hmm. 531 00:46:30,354 --> 00:46:32,076 Want some jerky? 532 00:46:32,856 --> 00:46:34,661 I'm not gonna say no. 533 00:46:37,861 --> 00:46:39,884 I don't touch the stuff myself. 534 00:46:40,864 --> 00:46:42,710 But I always have extra. 535 00:46:47,604 --> 00:46:51,294 Hey, Michael? This isn't my first hike, but... 536 00:46:51,374 --> 00:46:54,198 Yeah, I know. It's my first. 537 00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:56,834 Yeah. You okay? 538 00:46:57,014 --> 00:47:00,003 Or are you trying to lose the Twinkie puff? 539 00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:03,741 - You insulting the law, girl? - No. Never. 540 00:47:04,121 --> 00:47:06,944 I'm just saying, I'm a pretty good seamstress if you need some new clothes. 541 00:47:07,024 --> 00:47:08,894 Duly noted. 542 00:47:11,028 --> 00:47:13,651 So, how long have you and West been together? 543 00:47:14,631 --> 00:47:18,989 We started fucking in high school. Found a common interest. It stuck. 544 00:47:19,069 --> 00:47:21,258 So, that's romantic then. (CHUCKLES) 545 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:23,980 You don't need romance when you have music. 546 00:47:25,709 --> 00:47:27,531 What kind of band you in? 547 00:47:28,011 --> 00:47:30,423 - We're called The Royal Cunts. - (CHUCKLES) 548 00:47:34,551 --> 00:47:38,475 So, what about you and Betty? Not that I care. 549 00:47:38,555 --> 00:47:41,578 Uh, we've known each other since we were kids. 550 00:47:41,658 --> 00:47:46,107 - One day it was a kiss, and then... - Yeah, she's licking your asshole. 551 00:48:04,248 --> 00:48:06,203 (GAGGING) 552 00:48:06,283 --> 00:48:08,172 Is she all right? 553 00:48:08,252 --> 00:48:10,574 Uh, yeah. I think the flu's going around or something. 554 00:48:10,654 --> 00:48:14,065 - The flu. Right. - Hope it wasn't my cooking. 555 00:48:15,359 --> 00:48:17,215 I'm fine, really. 556 00:48:19,195 --> 00:48:22,467 We made it to the lake. Let's eat lunch here. 557 00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:34,616 I picked it up, Davie. I did. 558 00:48:49,326 --> 00:48:50,987 This doesn't feel right. 559 00:48:53,864 --> 00:48:55,742 We had a home. 560 00:48:57,434 --> 00:48:59,305 Baby, that wasn't a home. 561 00:49:02,005 --> 00:49:05,456 Hey. Now, who's been looking out for you? 562 00:49:06,410 --> 00:49:08,765 - You. - Yeah. 563 00:49:08,845 --> 00:49:10,686 Damn straight. 564 00:49:15,652 --> 00:49:17,174 Hey. 565 00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:19,309 We're gonna be okay. 566 00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:22,115 - (GIGGLES) - We are. 567 00:49:23,991 --> 00:49:26,457 Just gonna be me, you and our kid. 568 00:49:27,431 --> 00:49:30,469 - Yeah? - Yeah. Yeah. 569 00:49:31,868 --> 00:49:33,438 Hey. 570 00:49:42,479 --> 00:49:45,469 - I'll be right back, okay? - Where you going? 571 00:49:45,549 --> 00:49:48,994 I'm just gonna try to find somewhere around here to take a piss. 572 00:49:53,056 --> 00:49:56,113 I'm being active, Davie. I'm on a hike right now. 573 00:49:56,193 --> 00:49:58,271 I'll do whatever it takes. 574 00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:01,685 Proactive? 575 00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:04,673 Yeah, I'm doing that too. I'm drinking less. 576 00:50:04,753 --> 00:50:07,056 Hey. Whoa! 577 00:50:08,605 --> 00:50:11,621 - I didn't mean anything. - Nothing. Just somebody else on the trail. 578 00:50:11,701 --> 00:50:13,751 Have you seen Hannah? 579 00:50:16,646 --> 00:50:19,336 Well, I realize I need to change. 580 00:50:19,616 --> 00:50:21,872 No, I don't want to change you. 581 00:50:22,252 --> 00:50:23,941 Oh, shit. 582 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,097 I just dropped my lunch. 583 00:50:29,993 --> 00:50:32,037 (DUCK QUACKING) 584 00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:49,448 (QUACKING STOPS) 585 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:12,522 About time. 586 00:51:12,602 --> 00:51:14,791 I was beginning to get wor... 587 00:51:14,971 --> 00:51:16,976 (SCREAMING) 588 00:51:48,205 --> 00:51:50,894 - Hey, you, what the fuck? - Run, you asshole. 589 00:51:50,974 --> 00:51:52,634 - What the fuck, Hannah? - Just... 590 00:51:52,714 --> 00:51:54,831 - Who the fuck did this? - ...fucking... run! 591 00:51:54,911 --> 00:51:57,868 - Hey! Help! Somebody, help us! - (WAILING) 592 00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:01,759 No, we gotta get this out first. Okay? Okay? Okay. 593 00:52:03,620 --> 00:52:05,446 Do it! (SCREAMING) 594 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,770 Who the fuck did this? 595 00:52:18,235 --> 00:52:20,305 (GURGLING) 596 00:52:38,255 --> 00:52:40,210 - How long? - Hmm? 597 00:52:40,290 --> 00:52:42,302 How long have you been pregnant? 598 00:52:44,728 --> 00:52:46,750 I don't know what you're talking about. 599 00:52:46,930 --> 00:52:48,519 Uh-huh. 600 00:52:49,299 --> 00:52:51,155 You're pretty talented. 601 00:52:52,135 --> 00:52:54,758 What's a young girl like you doing out of school? 602 00:52:55,138 --> 00:52:57,579 - Long story. - Yeah, I bet. 603 00:52:58,908 --> 00:53:00,731 - How old are you? - (CHUCKLES) 604 00:53:01,811 --> 00:53:03,833 Oh. Never mind. 605 00:53:03,913 --> 00:53:06,870 - Help me. Help me! - Rachael? What happened? 606 00:53:06,950 --> 00:53:09,621 - I found Jake. - Where? 607 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,744 - Dead. - What? Which direction? 608 00:53:14,534 --> 00:53:15,964 - There. - You stay here with Betty. 609 00:53:16,044 --> 00:53:19,249 - I'm gonna go... - No! I think it's Hannah. 610 00:53:19,729 --> 00:53:21,471 Don't be ridiculous. 611 00:53:21,551 --> 00:53:23,553 (SCREAMING) 612 00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:26,379 - Stay right there! - It's her! Shoot her! 613 00:53:26,459 --> 00:53:28,525 She's literally holding a bloody weapon. 614 00:53:28,605 --> 00:53:30,794 Bitch, I got a hole in my leg because of you! 615 00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:35,000 - What the fuck is going on? - All I see is a murderer... 616 00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:37,190 ...and a man with a gun! Logic dictates... 617 00:53:37,270 --> 00:53:40,203 Logic dictates you shut your whore-mongering mouth! 618 00:53:40,283 --> 00:53:42,272 - Calm down. - That bitch killed this girl's brother. 619 00:53:42,352 --> 00:53:44,593 They aren't brother and sister. 620 00:53:46,856 --> 00:53:51,874 - They look just alike. - Who gives a fuck! Just shoot her! 621 00:53:52,295 --> 00:53:55,711 Hey, you're not brother and sister, are you? 622 00:53:57,834 --> 00:53:59,689 Shit. Look... 623 00:53:59,769 --> 00:54:01,528 (SCREAMING) 624 00:54:01,608 --> 00:54:03,686 (CRYING) 625 00:54:08,178 --> 00:54:11,219 Ugh. You look pathetic. 626 00:54:13,483 --> 00:54:15,763 It's easier than doing it myself. 627 00:54:22,158 --> 00:54:23,672 Go! 628 00:54:26,196 --> 00:54:28,207 (SCREAMING) 629 00:54:31,801 --> 00:54:33,371 No. 630 00:54:47,917 --> 00:54:49,927 (SCREAMS) 631 00:54:50,987 --> 00:54:53,057 (SHUSHING) 632 00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:57,029 (WHIMPERING) 633 00:55:09,339 --> 00:55:11,344 (SNIFFING) 634 00:55:37,601 --> 00:55:39,643 (STIFLED SCREAM) 635 00:55:44,140 --> 00:55:45,728 Okay. 636 00:55:45,808 --> 00:55:48,085 (DOOR OPENS) 637 00:55:51,047 --> 00:55:53,117 (GRUNTS) 638 00:56:16,973 --> 00:56:18,987 (HUMMING) 639 00:56:44,767 --> 00:56:46,815 (SQUISHING SOUND) 640 00:57:04,687 --> 00:57:05,876 (CRACKLING) 641 00:57:05,956 --> 00:57:07,876 BOY: Mommy, I'm hungry. 642 00:57:26,608 --> 00:57:28,632 (WHISPERING) I have to get that gun. 643 00:57:29,412 --> 00:57:31,226 You're too hurt. 644 00:57:35,585 --> 00:57:37,599 You can do this. 645 00:58:41,317 --> 00:58:43,329 (WHIMPERS) 646 00:59:02,639 --> 00:59:04,709 (GASPS) 647 00:59:05,508 --> 00:59:07,078 Hannah. 648 00:59:09,779 --> 00:59:11,349 Hannah? 649 00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:13,952 Hannah. 650 00:59:14,851 --> 00:59:16,365 - BOY: Mommy. - (GASPS) 651 00:59:35,038 --> 00:59:37,108 (GROANS) 652 00:59:46,316 --> 00:59:48,186 Oh, God. 653 00:59:49,719 --> 00:59:51,724 (GRUNTING, PANTING) 654 01:00:00,763 --> 01:00:02,771 (CRYING) 655 01:00:09,338 --> 01:00:10,908 Ow. 656 01:00:26,322 --> 01:00:29,379 MAN: Uh, got them pair of pants you sewed me. 657 01:00:30,159 --> 01:00:32,034 I love 'em. 658 01:00:33,830 --> 01:00:35,900 (SIGHS) 659 01:00:36,265 --> 01:00:38,079 Thank you kindly. 660 01:00:39,435 --> 01:00:42,158 You know, I was thinking, uh... 661 01:00:42,238 --> 01:00:45,077 ...that maybe we could go to the lake today. 662 01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:48,365 Catch some fish. 663 01:00:49,045 --> 01:00:52,089 Have a mini tryst. 664 01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:57,191 It'll be so great for our boy to see all this footage. 665 01:01:02,291 --> 01:01:04,105 What do you say? 666 01:01:06,596 --> 01:01:08,485 I want an abortion. 667 01:01:09,265 --> 01:01:12,955 We have plenty of money. We're married. I'm ready. 668 01:01:14,035 --> 01:01:16,353 We never talked about it. You didn't ask me if I was ready. 669 01:01:16,433 --> 01:01:18,649 Okay, let's talk. Let's talk. 670 01:01:20,643 --> 01:01:22,914 My son's notgonna see his father doing this. 671 01:01:24,747 --> 01:01:26,317 No. 672 01:01:28,484 --> 01:01:30,907 - It's not your choice. - I said no. 673 01:01:30,987 --> 01:01:33,348 - So just shut up, and we'll go fishing. - It's not... 674 01:01:33,428 --> 01:01:36,946 - Shut up! Shut up! Shut the fuck up! - You're scaring me. 675 01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:39,049 You threaten the life of my son, you fucking bitch! 676 01:01:39,129 --> 01:01:41,518 I will. I swear to God, I will fucking do it. 677 01:01:41,598 --> 01:01:44,696 You threaten my legacy, I swear to God... put the fuckin' knife down! 678 01:01:44,776 --> 01:01:46,895 Get away from me! 679 01:01:56,245 --> 01:01:58,115 Come on. 680 01:02:05,254 --> 01:02:07,144 I don't want... 681 01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:10,129 - Jesus! - Get it in your fuckin' mouth. 682 01:02:16,232 --> 01:02:18,102 Fuckin' hear me? 683 01:02:20,770 --> 01:02:22,780 (GRUNTING) 684 01:02:30,713 --> 01:02:32,559 It's not so bad. 685 01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:55,091 - I swear to fuckin' God. - (CRYING) No. 686 01:02:55,171 --> 01:02:57,796 - Blow your fuckin' brains out. - No. (CRYING) 687 01:03:01,711 --> 01:03:04,382 - Oh, no. (CRYING CONTINUES) - Spread your fuckin' legs. 688 01:03:11,921 --> 01:03:13,935 (SCREAMING, CRYING) 689 01:03:17,660 --> 01:03:19,248 Ray! 690 01:03:19,728 --> 01:03:21,400 - (SCREAMING) - Shut up. 691 01:03:29,272 --> 01:03:31,319 (BABY FUSSING, CRYING) 692 01:03:38,381 --> 01:03:40,393 (FUSSING) 693 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:01,739 (FUSSING STOPS) 694 01:04:07,910 --> 01:04:09,952 (CRYING) 695 01:04:14,116 --> 01:04:16,128 (CRYING CONTINUES) 696 01:04:19,989 --> 01:04:22,079 (GROANS) 697 01:04:23,659 --> 01:04:25,500 Oh, God. 698 01:04:29,198 --> 01:04:31,268 (CRYING) 699 01:04:51,254 --> 01:04:53,825 - His name is Al. - Ray. 700 01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:57,529 - I want a divorce. - (GUNSHOT) 701 01:05:08,204 --> 01:05:09,774 Hey. 702 01:05:11,374 --> 01:05:13,229 How you feelin'? 703 01:05:13,309 --> 01:05:15,389 (FOOTSTEPS) 704 01:05:19,081 --> 01:05:20,952 You look good. 705 01:05:23,719 --> 01:05:25,289 Healthy. 706 01:05:33,663 --> 01:05:35,752 Did you know... 707 01:05:36,532 --> 01:05:39,455 ...that a female body can sustain a pregnancy... 708 01:05:39,535 --> 01:05:43,374 ...as young as five years old in some cases? 709 01:05:45,174 --> 01:05:47,645 I got pregnant late by those standards. 710 01:05:49,779 --> 01:05:51,584 But you... (CHUCKLES) Um... 711 01:05:53,115 --> 01:05:55,004 ...you look healthy. 712 01:05:55,084 --> 01:05:57,140 (CHUCKLING) 713 01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:00,744 Jake's the father, right? Your brother? 714 01:06:01,524 --> 01:06:03,079 Yeah. 715 01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:06,140 Don't look at me that way. 716 01:06:08,130 --> 01:06:11,010 We both porked the guy, one way or another. 717 01:06:14,056 --> 01:06:15,259 (CHUCKLES) 718 01:06:15,339 --> 01:06:17,351 Don't worry. I didn't eat him. 719 01:06:19,108 --> 01:06:21,152 I never acquired the taste. 720 01:06:23,246 --> 01:06:26,936 Yeah. I guess it'd be so much easier if I did. 721 01:06:27,416 --> 01:06:29,456 (GRUNTS, PANTING) 722 01:06:35,874 --> 01:06:37,944 (SIGHS) 723 01:06:46,135 --> 01:06:48,146 (CRYING) 724 01:06:54,810 --> 01:06:56,681 You're a shy one. 725 01:07:01,417 --> 01:07:05,230 Have you never seen a naked woman's body before? 726 01:07:12,127 --> 01:07:14,716 Your brother's little prick is probably the only thing you've ever seen... 727 01:07:14,796 --> 01:07:17,226 ...of the natural world. Yeah? 728 01:07:17,306 --> 01:07:21,340 Yeah, you probably closed your eyes. You didn't want to see it, did ya? 729 01:07:22,690 --> 01:07:24,583 (MOCK CRYING) Calm down! (GRUNTS) 730 01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:35,286 It is just one mother talking to another, honey. 731 01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:39,508 We understand each other. 732 01:07:39,588 --> 01:07:41,459 We're a lot alike. 733 01:07:44,260 --> 01:07:46,130 You're sweet. 734 01:07:49,665 --> 01:07:51,476 We have a lot in common. 735 01:07:59,675 --> 01:08:03,566 You didn't love your brother, did you? No. No. 736 01:08:04,146 --> 01:08:07,359 I could tell. That's good. 737 01:08:09,251 --> 01:08:11,090 I loved my husband. 738 01:08:13,289 --> 01:08:15,103 I loved him. 739 01:08:18,661 --> 01:08:21,742 But he was a mean man with nasty habits. 740 01:08:22,365 --> 01:08:26,176 And I could not kill Al after that. 741 01:08:29,138 --> 01:08:32,162 It's a shame he had to take after his dad. Huh. 742 01:08:33,042 --> 01:08:36,132 Quickly learned breastfeeding wasn't an option. 743 01:08:36,212 --> 01:08:38,082 You're crazy. 744 01:08:40,316 --> 01:08:42,338 At least I didn't fuck my brother. 745 01:08:44,818 --> 01:08:46,328 - (LAUGHING) - Wait. 746 01:08:48,090 --> 01:08:50,113 Please don't kill me. 747 01:08:50,593 --> 01:08:53,400 Please. Please. 748 01:08:54,163 --> 01:08:56,234 I am not gonna kill you. 749 01:08:58,834 --> 01:09:01,105 I'm going to raise your child. 750 01:09:02,471 --> 01:09:06,048 Al needs somebody to bear this burden with. Al needs a brother. 751 01:09:06,128 --> 01:09:08,182 Or a lover. 752 01:09:08,711 --> 01:09:10,754 Like hell! 753 01:09:12,615 --> 01:09:14,670 Very much like hell. 754 01:09:15,150 --> 01:09:16,991 - And back again! - (GRUNTS) 755 01:09:20,256 --> 01:09:23,464 No one fucks with a Royal Cunt. 756 01:09:27,029 --> 01:09:28,851 You okay? 757 01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:31,401 (GUN DROPS) 758 01:09:35,771 --> 01:09:37,293 You take care of the rest. 759 01:09:37,373 --> 01:09:39,829 Shouldn't you shoot her again, or something? 760 01:09:40,609 --> 01:09:43,761 You little devil. I've got something better in mind. 761 01:09:44,547 --> 01:09:46,369 You just finish those ties. 762 01:09:46,449 --> 01:09:48,522 (SCREAMING) 763 01:09:54,189 --> 01:09:56,260 (SCREAMING) 764 01:10:11,407 --> 01:10:13,421 (GUNSHOT) 765 01:10:14,643 --> 01:10:16,715 (GUNSHOT) 766 01:10:35,364 --> 01:10:37,438 (CRYING QUIETLY) 767 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:42,807 Hannah. 768 01:10:46,008 --> 01:10:47,578 Hannah? 769 01:10:52,348 --> 01:10:54,819 Ha... Hannah? 770 01:11:01,724 --> 01:11:03,738 (GASPS, STIFLED SOBBING) 771 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:53,210 (GASPS) 772 01:12:16,198 --> 01:12:18,421 (WHIMPERS) 773 01:12:29,311 --> 01:12:31,538 (SCREAMS) 774 01:12:47,663 --> 01:12:49,722 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 775 01:12:57,039 --> 01:13:01,114 You stupid fucking girl. 776 01:13:05,481 --> 01:13:07,525 You die now. 777 01:13:09,852 --> 01:13:11,923 You thought you were special. 778 01:13:17,126 --> 01:13:19,338 Thought you could be loved? 779 01:13:27,736 --> 01:13:29,591 You're just a whore. 780 01:13:29,671 --> 01:13:33,911 Just a dead fucking whore. 781 01:13:39,347 --> 01:13:41,131 I prefer the "C" word. 782 01:13:58,100 --> 01:14:00,170 (LAUGHING) 783 01:15:04,666 --> 01:15:07,788 (SINGING, FAINT) 784 01:15:18,313 --> 01:15:21,319 It's so good to have you drawing again, sweetie. 785 01:15:29,057 --> 01:15:31,699 - Your brother... - I'm keeping the baby. 786 01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:34,436 No, of course. 787 01:15:34,996 --> 01:15:37,067 I'm naming her Hannah. 788 01:15:39,735 --> 01:15:42,124 That's lovely, um... 789 01:15:42,904 --> 01:15:45,093 ...we really should talk about what happened. 790 01:15:45,173 --> 01:15:47,603 No time, Mom. I'm gonna be late for school. 791 01:16:13,201 --> 01:16:16,358 - GIRL: She ate the kid. - No. The kid ate the mom. 792 01:16:16,438 --> 01:16:19,328 Or the mom was eating people... I don't care. It was 15 years ago. 793 01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:23,332 - Dot. Dot. - Everything's going to shit. 794 01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:25,820 Well, just go play with Nicole. 795 01:16:27,449 --> 01:16:30,108 - Your sister's fuckin' weird. - Yeah. 796 01:16:31,686 --> 01:16:34,977 - GIRL: They ever find the kid? - Who knows? I don't care. 797 01:16:35,057 --> 01:16:38,760 - GIRL: That's awful. - Excuse me for having a sense of history. 798 01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:41,102 GIRL: That doesn't even make sense. 799 01:16:49,704 --> 01:16:51,407 (SCREAMING) 800 01:16:54,042 --> 01:16:55,612 Mommy? 55914

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