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- (HOOT BEEPING)
- RISHI RAMDANI: Listen, degenerates.

This is a week you dream
about in markets.

- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Now, there's a lot of noise

about Lumi's
developing collapse.

But as far as I'm concerned,
that's yesterday.

I'm watching for drips of color

about the government's
emergency budget.

That is where we make money
in the next 48 hours.

So, if you're not buzzing,
check your pulse.

Bob, you, uh, got that two racks
for the horses?

Yeah, man. This is getting
a little bit toppy for me.

I mean the initial buy-in
was what? A hundred?

- How have we got to 2K?
- How much dough have I made you?

Huh? You've seen
your bespoke email.

All your returns are there
in handsome black and white.

Yeah, but I've never
actually held the money.

Come on, Bobby,
money is an illusion.

It's a social construct
built on trust.

Unless you think
I'm fucking you or something.

I mean, by all means,
cash out at any time.

I just... I don't want you
to miss out

on a two-to-one shot
second favorite.

He won on the bridle
last time out,

jockey was hands and heels.
He's my nap.

I don't know
what the fuck you just said...

- (RISHI SIGHS)
- ...but all right.

(ENVELOPE RUSTLING)

Is there any reason
why this is so analogue?

Yeah, people's wives get testy.

Anyway, who in history
was ever helped

by a paper trail?

♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

Obviously, we're all
very disappointed with Lumi

going into administration.

Uh, there were external factors
beyond our control.

The unfortunate timing

of geopolitical
commodity pressures...

No, Eric, you mean a perfectly
predictable gas price spike

which wasn't adequately modeled
by the company...

or by Pierpoint.

How... how heavily invested

were Pierpoint Asset Management
in Lumi?

Were they invested
in Europa or future ones?

And what if those pull or fail?

As a sales force,

Lumi or any other IPO's failure
isn't on us.

We aren't to blame
for a company's overambition.

We've been presented
with a product. We sell it.

Tomorrow,
there'll be a new product.

We sell that.

I've been reassured
there'll be more green IPOs

on the docket
in the next three quarters.

ROBERT SPEARING:
Wait, so I just burned

six months of my life
for nothing?

You got paid, didn't you?

SWEETPEA GOLIGHTLY:
After Europa Gaz postponed,

I was talking to another grad
in IBD,

and they were saying
that the atmosphere there,

it's pretty dark.

Your friend should be careful
about what he tells you,

given it could be
privileged information.

VENETIA BERENS:
And, you know, the fact

that socio-economically
challenged people

signed up to this,
by the bucketload,

and are now having
their energy bills gouged

to a point where
they can't even meet them.

- Lumi committed fraud.
- (RISHI SCOFFS, CHUCKLES)

Come on, we... we don't have time
for this Bolshevik shit.

ERIC TAO: I'm sure
the government's working out

a way to protect the vulnerable.

Apparently, Henry Muck's
being called

in front of a government
select committee.

Will Pierpoint have to send
a representative as well?

Why are you looking at me?

Ven, this bleeding-heart thing
would be

Oscar-winningly endearing
during a quieter week.

I... I get why Yas and Rob
are feeling particularly stung,

given that they were in bed
with the CEO.

- Excuse me?
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC BUILDS) ♪

- (ANRAJ CHUCKLES)
- Rish.

Watch how you address
people in here.

Yeah, I was speaking
figuratively.

ERIC: What's this got to do
with Lumi?

RISHI: (CLICKS TONGUE) Fuck all.

Look, the only catalysts
that matter this week

are the emerging details

of the government's
emergency budget.

ERIC: How are you axed
heading into it?

I'm long sterling.

Against what?

Dollars. I'm long cable.

The market
hasn't properly priced

these announcements at all.

Cutting taxes,
throwing fucking coal

into the furnace.

A proper manifestation
of what we truly believe in.

A no-bullshit
free market vision.

The ghost of Margaret Thatcher
in a handsome Asian kid.

- (CHUCKLES)
- ♪ ("RUSSIAN DANCE" BY TCHAIKOVSKY PLAYING) ♪

When did you become such a Tory?

Well, when I fell head over
heels in love with money, wanker.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(VILLAGERS LAUGH)

I hope you don't mind,

we're going off-book
for Boxing Day.

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall
has a very accessible

red cabbage biryani.

- DIANA RAMDANI: Mummy, stop flirting.
- MARY: Mm.

- (HUGO RAMDANI CRIES) -
VILLAGER 1: Did you see George Osbourne

- at Hauser and Wirth?
- VILLAGER 2: Oh, God.

- (VILLAGERS CONTINUE TALKING)
- Hannah?

- (SHUSHES)
- (HUGO CRYING)

- Are you drinking?
- DIANA: I'm taking Hugo.

Bad timing. He's just spent
a dirty penny in there.

- You shouldn't be drinking.
- I've pumped.

NICHOLAS: You'd think
having a pub on your land

would mean faster service.

Whose was the mulled wine?

- And the bitter...
- Oh, yeah.

Well, wouldn't it be easier
if we just installed

a little bar in the pavilion?

You wouldn't have to schlep
to the pub. (CHUCKLES)

Ramdani, settle a controversy
from a city perspective.

I think the government's gone
absolutely mad.

I mean, austerity
on top of inflation.

Really have to think about
the little guy in all this.

Now the bloody Chancellor's

threatening
this emergency budget.

Well, one of my friends working
in Whitehall says

he's about to slash taxes
for the top earners.

- (SCOFFS)
- Yeah, it's a bet on Britain.

Low-tax, high-growth society,

proper trickle-down
supply-side economics.

Well, if he announces
half the things

they're suggesting tomorrow,

we're in
for a good couple of years.

Well, at least,
people like us are, anyway.

I mean, can't be all bad, Nicky.

Slashing inheritance tax must be
worth a few quid, right?

(BOTH LAUGH)

NICHOLAS: Well, yes,
I need every penny I can get.

Nicholas,
you're making us feel bad

for getting such a good deal
on the cottage.

NICHOLAS: Well, you did get it
at a discount.

The dowager's
favorite gamekeeper

let your new house go to seed
when he lived in it.

I honestly think he was fucking
the old bat in there.

I like the decor
you've chosen. Smart.

Leave it to Rishi,
it would be Santorini white

with a load of silver
Christmas ornaments.

(ALL CHUCKLE)

♪ ("MARCH"
BY TCHAIKOVSKY PLAYING)

SEX WORKER: (OVER PHONE) Do you
like me playing with my wet little pussy?

Remember to leave a tip.

- (RISHI CHUCKLES)
- (SEX WORKER MOANING)

(SOFTLY) Fuck, you're sexy.

(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

(HUGO COOS)

(CELL PHONE CONTINUES CHIMING)

(SNEEZES)

- (CRIES)
- Shit!

- (SIGHS)
- (HUGO CRIES)

- (GRUNTS)
- (ZIPPER CLOSES)

(SHUSHES)
Ooh, it's okay. It's okay.

(CHUCKLES)

♪ ("SNOW SNOW SNOW"
BY DANNY FROMAJIO PLAYING) ♪

Fuck.

- ♪ Snow is falling down Just
a little bit... ♪ - (DOOR OPENS)

NICHOLAS: Nothing better
than Christmas in Somerset.

- (DOOR CLOSES) - NICHOLAS: Beats
living in the city, eh, old boy?

Go on, then.

Sharing is caring. (CHUCKLES)
I like a white Christmas.

(IN HUSHED VOICE)
Oh, thanks. (SNIFFS)

(SIGHS)

Roger's settling in with me
rather well.

- Who?
- The... the dog, your dog.

- Well, I guess now my dog.
- Yeah, his... his name's Rajah.

- (CHUCKLES)
- Is that a traditional name?

Well, it's from Aladdin.

- Right.
- So... (CHUCKLES)

Um... Look, I've, um...
I've engaged an architect

- on the pavilion, you know?
- NICHOLAS: Oh, yeah.

- Not... not a cheap guy.
- (CHUCKLES)

Um, the drawings he sent me,

they still retain
the spirit of this place,

- but make it more practical, you know?
- NICHOLAS: Wow, yeah.

RISHI: More 21st century.

And it's technically
on my piece of land now, so...

NICHOLAS: I... I've got
a local guy doing one of these

for the solar fields
we're building.

- They look like absolute shit.
- (LAUGHS)

Well, listen. Uh... His point
is that we're not, um,

we're not maximizing
the space, you know?

So... Okay,
we could knock down all...

- NICHOLAS: Oof! (CHUCKLES)
- Well, not knock down. I mean...

- I mean, um, cosmetic changes.
- Uh-huh.

Um, add a five-seater bar,
uh, a pool table, a video wall,

so people can watch
the Test match

with their bitters.
It's gonna be Eden, mate.

- NICHOLAS: Yeah.
- You know, I'm... I'm building something

- for the community. So...
- What... what about the pictures?

- RISHI: The founder's wall?
- NICHOLAS: Mm-hmm.

Yes. Uh, yeah, that's...
that's the centerpiece.

That... that brings it
all together. That's history.

You know,
I'd never get rid of that.

My great-great-grandfather
was very particular

about the pavilion
when he built it.

He bowled a mean off-break,
a proto-off-break, apparently.

The old genius is safe
on my wall.

(BOTH LAUGH)

Rishi, why haven't you
turned out for this lot yet?

Bet you have a beautiful punch
of a cover drive.

- (GROUP LAUGHING)
- (CHUCKLES)

I thought you said you opened
the batting at school?

Yeah, Uh...

- I got a chronic ankle injury.
- ♪ ("HIGH ON YOU" BY BUZZY LEE PLAYING) ♪

- No, you don't. - Diana knows
how much the pavilion means

to the village. We spent
so many summers together here.

DIANA: Dad forced me.

♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪

♪ But I'm high these days ♪

♪ High... ♪

Do you think I have to properly
engage Nicolas and the elders

before I break ground
on the pavilion?

- (EXHALES)
- DIANA: I think

whatever you're pursuing

with this fucking
cricket pavilion renovation

is a bit of a folly.

It's just simpler
to let them be.

Well,
who've you been talking to?

Has Nicholas got into your head?

DIANA: You don't need to do it.

We've spent enough money
on the house.

Have we? Barely touched it.

Looks like the sort of place
we'd send your parents to die.

I worry
we're overextending ourselves.

I wish you'd let me help
manage our finances.

We're fine! Okay,
that... that's my area. So...

♪ I try to give up on you... ♪

Did you listen to my interview
with Bessel van der Kolk?

He wrote
The Body Keeps the Score?

Yeah, course I did.

Your back irritations
may be internal issues

- presenting externally.
- (RISHI SIGHS)

I told you, Rajah
was hypoallergenic anyway.

There was no need
to give him away.

♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪

- (GLASS CLINKS)
- (DIANA SIGHS)

I can hear the blood rush
around my head.

It's so quiet here.

You know, sometimes, my hours

are dangerously empty
while you're at work.

One of my exes from Newcastle
texted me last week.

Pathetic attempt
at reconnection. (CHUCKLES)

He's thick as shit. (KISSES)
Amazing body.

But after the text,

I imagined him fucking me
over our kitchen table.

And I made myself come.

(BOTH BREATHE HEAVILY)

Mm! Why the fuck
would you say that to me?

Sorry.

Sorry, I was trying
to turn you on.

Yeah, well,
you're a fucking mother.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

- (KNOCKING CONTINUES)
- ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(DOOR OPENS)

- DIANA: Can I help you?
- VINAY: Yeah, is Rishi in?

Yeah? I just thought I'd come
and, uh, pay my respects

with something small
for the little one.

I'm Vinay, Rishi's mate.

DIANA: Vinay, of course.

You were at school
with Rishi, right?

- VINAY: Guilty.
- DIANA: Do you wanna come in?

VINAY: I don't want to impose.

DIANA: Don't be ridiculous.
Yeah, come in.

- VINAY: Cool, thank you.
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

- (DOOR CLOSES)
- (VINAY SNIFFING)

Ooh, we smoking a bit
of the devil's lettuce?

- DIANA: (CHUCKLES) Cheeky toke.
- (RISHI CLEARING THROAT)

- Hey!
- RISHI: Vinay. Hey, hey.

- What's up?
- RISHI: Good to see you.

- How you doing?
- RISHI: Yeah, good.

Uh, what are you doing here?

To the manor born.

- (LAUGHS) - VINAY:
It's good. Suits you, man.

You know, I just thought,

I haven't come and seen
your new, beautiful home yet.

(CHUCKLES)

VINAY: I thought I'd come
and drop something off

for the little bambino.

Just a little something,
you know?

Thanks.

So, you're selling a house
in the area?

Rish, didn't you mention
Vinay was in property?

- Yeah. Yeah, no, I am. Yeah, yeah.
- RISHI: (CHUCKLES) Yeah.

Listen, um, let's...
let's go for a walk.

I... I wanna show you around
the new grounds.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, let's...

- We... we can go now, and then...
- Okay!

- Yeah, yeah.
- VINAY: Okay, cool.

Take it easy on the old...

- (LAUGHS)
- (RISHI LAUGHS)

- Yeah, you go on. I'll catch up.
- VINAY: Okay.

- RISHI: Yeah.
- VINAY: Nice to meet you.

(IN HUSHED VOICE)
I won't be long. (CHUCKLES)

- (DOOR CLOSES)
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC FADES) ♪

This Nicholas...
The geezer who sold it to me,

he's one of those poshos
who's asset-rich but illiquid.

Can't even afford
to heat his own gaff, you know?

So, he sold me a few acres,
the gamekeeper's cottage,

this... this pavilion. (CHUCKLES)

I mean, it's mine,
but it feels like it's theirs.

You know, these local fuckers,

they're so hopped up
on nostalgia,

they won't even let me
tear it down

to build a good thing.

But you were fucking shit
at cricket.

- Why are you now obsessed
with a pavilion? - (CHUCKLES)

Look, bro, it's impractical
for me to come out here, okay?

You need to stop avoiding me.

I'm...
I'm not avoiding you, bro.

Okay, look, I gave you leeway
on repayment of the initial,

but you can't miss
two weeks vig in a row.

- That's 20 grand.
- ♪ (UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

I... I don't have that cash
on me right now, okay?

But I'm collecting
from my syndicate tomorrow.

What are you talking about?
Listen to me.

- Your horses are not fucking coming in, bro, okay?
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

And how are people
still buying in

if you're not showing
them any returns?

- NEIGHBOR: Excuse me!
- (DOG BARKING)

Can I help you, gentlemen?

- There's no loitering by here.
- (CHUCKLES)

Loitering?

- I own the fucking place.
- NEIGHBOR: Oh! (CHUCKLING)

Sorry, Mr. Ramadani.

I didn't recognize you
with your friend there.

Dark out tonight, innit?

(DOG CONTINUES BARKING)

- Come on.
- (DOG GROWLING)

No problem. No problem at all.

So, listen, I'll, um, I'll come
to your office tomorrow, yeah?

Oh, I've, uh,
I've got team drinks.

Oh! Na... I'll, uh, I'll send you
the details, you know?

I'll... I'll make you whole.
You know I will.

- (CHUCKLES)
- ♪ (UNSETTLING MUSIC BUILDS) ♪

(GLASS THUDS)

♪ (UNSETTLING MUSIC SWELLS) ♪

- ♪ (UNSETTLING MUSIC FADES) ♪
- (CAR ALARM BEEPS)

- (KEYS JINGLING)
- (CAR DOOR OPENS)

RISHI: Fuck. Oi!

NICHOLAS: Oh, morning, Rishi!

Thanks for being
such a generous host last night.

- Really feeling it today.
- RISHI: Me too.

It feels like I've been fucked
in the ass by a Russian circus.

- (NICHOLAS CHUCKLES)
- Nicholas, what are you doing

in my garden
at 5:00 in the morning?

Oh, sorry.
Just saw the hedge

from my window,
not being maintained.

I tend towards a flailed hedge.

- Sure.
- NICHOLAS: Yeah.

Oh, just a quick thing.
Uh, personally, I love the car.

I think it's a lot of fun.

I think a few
of the older people

in the village would prefer

if you eased off the accelerator
in the dawn and twilight hours.

Right. No, I... I hear you.
I hear you.

But we are so delighted
at how you and Diana

have assimilated
into our community.

I mean, I've known Diana
since she was four, you know?

Yeah, you said.

Ah! It's lovely
when people come back

to where they're from.

Oh, and thanks so much
for being so engaged

and forward-thinking
about the pavilion.

I think, again,

a few of the older crowd
would find it hard to let go.

Not me, necessarily.

I had a quiet word with Diana,
and she tends to agree.

- Yeah, listen, I've, um...
- ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

I've got an actual job
to get to, so see you later.

- NICHOLAS: Ah-ha.
- All right.

- See you, Rishi.
- RISHI: See you later.

(CAR ALARM BEEPS)

(SIGHS)

(ACCELERATOR REVVING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Oi. You, uh, you got that 2K
for the horses?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I've got it,

but, um,
I'm having second thoughts.

- (CHUCKLES)
- Fine. Miss out. Fuck off.

Mate, listen,
I've done everything I can

to palm Risk Control off.

Just ignore them, okay?
They're jobsworth pests.

(CHUCKLES)

- Okay, but...
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TV)

Listen, you've been adding
to the sterling long

for the best part of,
what, a quarter now?

At least since the Lumi IPO.

Risk are a call away
from coming onto the floor

and blowing the lid on you.

Just ignore them.

Whoever's junior
you've been talking to,

tell their boss to call me.
Capiche?

- Garçon!
- SHOE SHINER: Yes, sir.

- Morning, sir.
- RISHI: There you go.

SHOE SHINER: Thank you.

Listen, do you really
wanna call their bluff?

Listen, it'll all be sorted
after the budget announcement.

- Okay?
- ANRAJ CHABRA: No...

I'm running my view,

the view I get paid
to have and enact.

You're running
a 625 million-quid position.

Keep your fucking voice down.

No. Almost half of that
is on my book.

- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Your 45 million

over your 300-million
risk limit.

I'm nearly 20 below mine.

Man, I'm tired of living
with the stress of this.

It's not good for my like...

ROBERT: Yeah.

- ...mental health. - ROBERT: Yeah,
I've been invited to stay...

Your what?

LeviathanAlpha are asking
for cable prices heading

- into the headline announcement.
- RISHI: Okay.

- Ping me Harper's direct dial.
- On your email.

- Thank you, sweetie.
- ROBERT: ...fucking Iceland pigs-in-blankets...

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

HARPER STERN: LeviathanAlpha.

Who's the only market maker
you know

with a bouquet more compelling
than a Parisian perfumier?

- Hello, Rishi.
- RISHI: In one, doll. Listen.

Because money heals antipathy
as fast as it creates it,

I was hoping we could allow

the blissful sanctuary
of a business transaction

to be our first step to closure.

I'm listening.

What are you doing in FX?

HARPER:
Why would I tell you that?

Well, I'm a buyer of pounds.

Any color
on what Goldman's doing?

HARPER: Okay,
but this is quid pro quo,

and if I ever need any color
on anything in the future,

you're a fucking rainbow.

Capiche?
Um, I spoke with Daria

on Goldman's macro desk
this morning.

They are short cable.

Daria? (CHUCKLES)

What, she's dealing with you
again? How'd you swing that?

I have the money
to pay her to like me now.

All right, Goldman's a seller.

Fine, that's more liquidity.
You know, they're...

They're, uh...
They're thinking too long-term.

I'm interested
in trading minutes here.

You're betting against GS?
Why are you the other side?

They're always right
on macro-catalysts.

HARPER: We took a tiny,
low-conviction cable long

into the emergency budget.

I have it on decent authority

that they're slated
to cut the top rate of tax.

Don't tease me, H.
I don't like foreplay.

If you're gonna put it in,
put it in.

HARPER: Charming.

Well, if they're gonna do
something that politically loud,

I think my view on the scale
of the budget is vindicated.

Okay. (HESITATES)
I don't know what to tell you.

- Whisper is it's happening.
- (SIGHS)

- Ooh.
- (RECEIVER CLATTERS)

- What's Harper saying?
- Top rate tax cut.

SWEETPEA:
Is this really the best time

to be testing investors'
willingness to lend to the U.K.?

Like, do they understand
how macroeconomics work?

It's high-risk, high-reward.
Mega-bullish.

Is it?

I mean, if...
if the U.K. can't pay its debt,

then the pound
is gonna be in the toilet.

I didn't know Milton Friedman
wore Manolos.

That's because
these are Bottega, so...

But it's a big bet on Britain!

Okay.

♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(TELEPHONE BUZZING)

- Is that Risk again?
- (TELEPHONE CONTINUES VIBRATING)

No. It's, uh... It's HR.

JUSTIN KLINEMAN:
Someone in our team

found a few comments.

Wonder if I read a couple,
they might jog your memory?

Apparently,
of one female client,

words were uttered
to the effect of...

"She looks like
the type of thick cunt

who swallows her mouthwash."

Sorry, I... I don't even know
what that means.

"That's why I date crazy women.

The corollary of them
being fucked in the head

is that they suck cock
like a veal calf."

- (CHUCKLES)
- Is this funny to you?

(EMPLOYEES
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

Yeah, what's the purpose
of this meeting?

Are you accusing me
of something?

Our HR team found
an anonymous subreddit

called "Overheard at Pierpoint."

(SOFTLY) Okay.

- So, was I mentioned by name?
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

MADDY: We have unofficial,
non-specific complaints

about your lexicon
being rather regressive.

And your floor was mentioned.

We localized
our suspicions to you.

RISHI: Oh, suspicions?

Let me just get this right.
This was anonymous.

It was uncorroborated.

And I wasn't even mentioned
by name.

What are you, the fucking Stasi?

(SCOFFS)
You dragged me off my desk

for this unsubstantiated
horseshit!

I think it's in your
and the bank's best interest

that I go and do my job. Yeah?

Cheers, guys.
This has been great.

♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

RISHI: There's nothing
to it, mate.

It's pissy gossip
on a pissy website.

ERIC: Rish, let's be straight.

Your language
is a bit unadulterated.

- You're a little blue.
- You're not serious.

(CHUCKLES)
Why would I censor myself?

The contract in this place
is simple.

As long as I'm making money,
I'm free.

Some might argue
that it's not decent.

Oh, fucking hell. "Decent"?

You trap everyone
into a power game

where they don't know
where they stand with you,

and I'm punished
for talking straight?

Who are you talking about?

Who aren't I talking about?

Maybe if you spoke straight

to your fucking
talented protégé,

you wouldn't have felt
the need to fire her

for outgunning you.

Replacing her
with some tidy skirt

who brightens your mornings.

Watch your mouth.

RISHI: You used to be
an equal-opportunities cunt.

And fair fucks to you,

you know, 'cause this,
this is a trading floor.

Some people might read
your hypermachismo

as a direct correlation
to your appetite for risk.

Is this your way
of softening me up for a firing?

What, the bank
suddenly gives a fuck

about the way
I talk after 15 years?

Yeah, how rich.

- Risk just called me.
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC BUILDING) ♪

Yeah? What do they want?

You're running
a 300-million sterling position.

Is this correct?

Adler raised my risk limit
for the Lumi IPO.

ERIC: (SCOFFS)
You're kidding me, right?

(IN A HUSHED VOICE) He raised it
for a 12-hour period!

Not fucking house money

to play with

that'll blow our whole year!

Risk told me to get you

to close the position,
stop loss.

It's a bit fucking late

for a stop-loss,
wouldn't you say?

Eric, we have got no choice
but to run it.

Rish, MD to MD.

I had a brave face on
in that morning meeting.

We may be
on the precipice of a crisis.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)

You realize you're the face
of Lumi's failure, right?

It was your gormless face
staring out

at the audience at COP.

You noticed
how the team spoke to you.

You've lost the dressing room.

♪ (TENSE MUSIC SWELLS) ♪

♪ (FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS) ♪

Do you think
that's the kind of guy I am?

I have no idea.

It's just who you are
at work, right?

Is that you?

I don't know.
I don't really care.

Do you regret fucking me
or something?

Hell no.

I like short, sharp demands.
They work for me.

(CHUCKLES) Funny that.
Is that why you sell your pussy

on the World Wide Web? And I'm
the one that's meant to be devolved.

- Keep your fucking voice down!
- Yeah. What did Tyler from Idaho

- buy you off your wish list?
- Oh, fuck off!

So, it wasn't you
who snitched on me?

Yeah. Are we gonna have
this review then?

CUSTOMER:
I need to get out of London...

SWEETPEA: My work?

You haven't even looked
at the risk analysis

that I've been working on.

Fuck it. I'm giving you
ten out of ten, anyway.

Tick every box, "Exceptional."

'Cause you, my friend,
have been a stellar hire. Yeah?

Acknowledge my fucking work.

- I acknowledge that mouth.
- Mm-mm.

(WHISPERING)
What if I left my wife for you?

Yeah, okay. (CLEARS THROAT)

- Please go away.
- (CHUCKLES)

Hmm. Can't believe
the Tories have been in power

for 14 years and then they have
the front to do this.

- It's certainly bold.
- RISHI: What?

The Chancellor just cut
the top rate of tax.

- ♪ ("THE MARRIAGE OF FIGARO" BY MOZART PLAYING) ♪
- SWEETPEA: Congratulations, hon.

Guess you were right.

- Oh! The Lord is my bitch!
- My phone! Rishi, my phone!

- RISHI: Gotta go!
- Really? God. Dickhead.

Yeah! Come on!
Yeah! (LAUGHS) Whoo!

Oh! Sorry.

Do you know what day it is?
It's Christmas Day!

- (GASPS)
- Sorry! Get a bag in!

PASSERBY: Prick!

Yes, I owe you a beer!

(LAUGHS)
Watch it, watch it, watch out.

♪ (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪

Uh... Yo, what the fuck
is going on?

Wha...

Why is cable
gapping down 250 points?

TRADER:
It's totally unprecedented.

None of our in-house
macroeconomists saw it coming.

- Anraj.
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Anraj, is there any color
on this sell-off?

Fucking bond market hates this.

TRADER: The pound's getting
fucked seven ways to Sunday.

Britain's a basket case
and the world is pricing it.

That's not good for sterling.

Right, but The Telegraph
called it the best budget

that's been delivered
by a historic margin.

Yeah, well,
it tells you everything that.

TRADER: If anyone deserves
a firework shoved up

their ass on the fifth Sunday
after Epiphany,

it's the Chancellor.

Yeah, one of the Three Wise Men

certainly didn't bring
Jesus's top-rate tax cut.

RISHI: Yeah, H. Um,
what's this price action?

- What the fuck is going on?
- HARPER: (OVER PHONE) Hearing some chatter

that the budget rollout's
been mismanaged.

The government was warned
the market might take it badly

and they ran with it anyway.

Just got an IB
from a connected client

saying this was all
the Chancellor's wet dream,

and he didn't even run it
past the cabinet!

Rishi, you managing this?

- I'm... I am...
- Sterling gapping lower now

on rumors
of policy mismanagement.

Yo, get the fuck off my hoot!

Don't push me.

ERIC: I know
the macro environment's on fire,

but tomorrow morning
we need a team powwow,

bit of an inventory.
HR related.

Come on. Are you kidding me? Surely,
this is not an apposite time for that.

No, but they've
just mandated it.

(SOFTLY) Fucking hell!

Mate, what are you
gonna do about Risk?

- The position is worse now.
- Yeah, it's all gravy with Eric.

Look at me.

I know it was you.

Huh?

The snitch. I know it was you.

Mate, I have no idea
what you're on about.

♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors closing.

Lift going down.

(DISTORTING) Going down,
going down, going down.

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(LID CLICKS)

(SNIFFS)

AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors opening.

(SIGHS)

(GRUNTS) Yes, bro?

- Yo, who's this?
- VINAY: Friend.

(SIGHS)
Are you serious about this?

I'm serious about
the 20 grand, Rish. Where is it?

How are you in finance
and so broke?

(EXHALES SHARPLY) Look,
whatever this is, man,

there's...
there's no need for it.

Okay, I'm... I'm getting it now.

I'm just waiting for people
in the syndicate to cough up.

Come on, I'm collecting. Just...

You just stay here,
I'll be 20 minutes, tops.

Yeah, I... I swear it.

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
CONTINUES) ♪

- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- RISHI: Gates. Gates!

You, uh, you got my two grand?

Happy Christmas.

Yeah, it's printed money, boss.

PIERPOINT EMPLOYEE: Nice one.

- I shit myself. (LAUGHS)
- (LAUGHS)

Listen.
You got my money, the 2K?

Oh. Uh, yeah, I mean...

Man, I've got rent, you know.
Cost of living, man.

- Be a fucking man, yeah?
- Hmm.

- (CHUCKLES) Okay, yeah.
- Yeah.

- Yeah, um...
- Come on, I got it.

I'll count it, yeah?
I trust you. I trust you, bro.

Wise soul.

ERIC: Ah! You got some truth
out of that one.

You would think
after 25 years...

(CHUCKLES)

I, uh, I know we've had
a bit of a day, so... (SNIFFS)

- It's under control, right?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Nothing that a, uh,

a cool eight grand
can't fix between pals.

- Happy holidays.
- ERIC: Impressed!

If I knew it was so easy
to make money in horses,

I may have leaned
into it a little more.

Well, I mean,
don't denigrate my expertise.

Simplicity
belies the complexity.

Okay. (CHUCKLES)

Look, Eric, Eric, Eric, um...
Forget about picking winners.

Yeah, that's for mug punters.

My next snag has just moved
to a top Irish yard.

Okay? I've got
an inside contact who said

they'll switch the feed
for the horse

48 hours before he runs.
Like he's had a dodgy korma.

You... you can't lose
on that loser. (CHUCKLES)

That... that 8K,
it's not working very hard

for you
in your blazer pocket, so...

Forgive me for not trusting you.

Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT)

Uh, go on,
take it out of my pocket.

Let's pretend it was never real.

- It's Christmas.
- ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

There's an extra 200 in there.
I was gonna tip the shoeshine.

(CAR DOOR OPENS)

Rishi Rish.
What you sayin', bruv?

What you got for me?

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Forgive me, man. (SNIFFLES)

I... I... I don't have it.
I, uh...

- None of it?
- (RISHI CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Okay, listen. Listen.

It's... it's sound, okay? Uh...

Birthyear, yeah?
I... I got it for 12.

But the Arabs
at Burlington Arcade,

I swear to you,
they'll pay 18 plus.

Box and papers too, man.

Doesn't it have
sentimental value?

I... I decided
I hate nostalgia, so...

(WRISTWATCH CLANKING)

Are you all right, bro?
Honestly though?

How deep are you in, really?

How much you conned
your colleagues out of?

I'm... I'm... I'm in a hole, man.

(BREATHES HEAVILY)
I'm in a hole. (CHUCKLES)

It's... it's cool, it's cool.

I love this time of year
for the jumps.

- (CHUCKLES)
- (RISHI CHUCKLING)

You know what? I've got
a good tip for you, actually.

Yeah?

VINAY: I know you owe me
200 Gs, plus the vig,

- but, um...
- (CHUCKLES)

I could spot you 50 Gs

if you want for New Year's Day,
racing at Exeter?

That's if you're still even
betting on horses.

(SIGHS)

Uh... (SNIFFS)

- Nah. Nah. (CHUCKLES)
- VINAY: Nah?

You're all right, man.
You're good. Um...

En...
enjoy the timepiece, though.

- VINAY: Okay.
- RISHI: Yeah?

This will probably buy you
a couple of days.

- Week for a friend.
- (CHUCKLES) Yeah.

- VINAY: All right?
- Yeah. Thank you, man.

- VINAY: Safe.
- Yeah, cheers.

- Appreciate you, man.
- VINAY: Yeah, cool.

♪ ("IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE"
BY ALGIERS PLAYING) ♪

The lot. (CLEARS THROAT)

♪ Time ♪

- (CASHIER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
- Cheers.

CROUPIER: Change.

♪ Is over ♪

CROUPIER: Seventeen.
Nineteen. Stick, blackjack.

♪ Time to go ♪

CROUPIER: Nine, seventeen.

♪ What? ♪

- ♪ Decked out in filth And gold... ♪
- CROUPIER: Twenty-one.

Twenty.

Come on.

♪ You don't hear me though ♪

♪ Hahahahaha ♪

CROUPIER: Change.

♪ Should be screaming out... ♪

CROUPIER:
Sixteen, seven, eighteen.

♪ Boarded up, seen enough ♪

♪ Catacombs
Will watch you fold ♪

♪ Boarded up, seen enough... ♪

CROUPIER: Thirteen, fifteen.

- (EXHALES)
- CROUPIER: Eighteen.

Ten. Doubles.

Twenty-one.

♪ Boarded up, seen enough ♪

♪ Catacombs
Will watch you fold... ♪

- CROUPIER: All in?
- (EXHALES SHARPLY)

♪ Boarded up, seen enough... ♪

- (GROANS)
- CROUPIER: Twenty.

RISHI: Come on.

CROUPIER: Fifteen.

Too many.

♪ Time ♪

- Yes!
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATES)

♪ Is over ♪

Mm!

(KISSES)

(MUFFLED CHATTER)
♪ Time ♪

♪ Is over ♪

(MUFFLED) Yes, uh,
I'll have, uh, two... two vodkas,

we'll have two mixers
as well. Yeah?

Oh, and a round
of shots. Great.

♪ Time is over ♪

Whoo!

Come on,
come round onto the table.

Whoo!

♪ (INTENSE
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Yeah! Victory! (LAUGHS)

(EXCLAIMS)

- GUEST: Wow!
- RISHI: Whoo!

- The fuck you doing? That's my
fucking girlfriend. - Take it easy, man.

GUEST: (GASPS)
What the fuck!

Get the fuck off me!

The fuck you doing, man?
Get off me!

- (GROANS)
- (GRUNTS)

- (RISHI GROANS)
- (GRUNTS)

Fucking fat Paki cunt!

♪ Time is over ♪

(GROANS)

(GRUNTS)

Fucking dickhead!
I'll fucking kill you!

♪ Irreversible damage ♪

RISHI: All of it.

♪ Surprised or shook ♪

- (SIGHS) Yeah, come on.
- CASHIER: There you are.

Cheers.

CROUPIER: Hello, sir.

Hundred change.

Place your bets.

(ROULETTE BALL CLATTERING)

CROUPIER 2: Placed on black.

(ROULETTE BALL CLACKING)

CROUPIER: Number 23, red.

♪ Boarded up, seen enough ♪

♪ Catacombs
Will watch you fold ♪

♪ Boarded up, seen enough ♪

♪ Catacombs
Will wrap around you ♪

- ♪ I've seen enough now ♪
- ♪ Boarded up, seen enough ♪

♪ Catacombs
Will wrap around you... ♪

CROUPIER: No more bets.

(ROULETTE BALL RATTLING)

CROUPIER:
No more bets, thank you.

- All money goes on black.
- (ROULETTE BALL CLATTERING)

♪ (SONG FADES) ♪

CROUPIER: Number 32, red.

(CASINO CHIPS CLACKING)

(KEYS JINGLING)

CROUPIER: Sorry, sir, no cash.
The cashier is open.

♪ ("LITTLE DRUMMER BOY"
BY PENTATONIX PLAYING) ♪

♪ Come they told me ♪

♪ Pa, rum, pum, pum, pum ♪

CROUPIER:
Sir, you forgot something.

♪ A newborn king to see
Pa, rum, pum, pum, pum ♪

♪ Our finest gifts we bring... ♪

(VEHICLE ENGINE RUMBLING)

♪ To lay before the king
Pa, rum, pum, pum, pum... ♪

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

(CELLPHONE VIBRATES, RINGS)

DIANA: Where the fuck are you?

I... I... I stayed in London.

DIANA: Fucking again!

Okay, I...
I'm... I'm just heading to work.

Do you think I'm fucking dense?
Who were you with?

- What have you taken?
- (WAILS)

I've been up all night
with our child

and you've been fucking off
and drinking again.

♪ Pa, rum, pum, pum, pum ♪

♪ I have no gift to bring
Pa, rum, pum, pum, pum ♪

♪ That's fit to give our king ♪

♪ Pa, rum, pum, pum, pum ♪

♪ (SONG FADES) ♪

ERIC: Where've you been?

What the fuck happened
to your face?

Walked into a door.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(SNIFFS) Oh, man.

ANRAJ: Mate.

Mate, what am I gonna do?

What am I gonna do?

The FCA
is gonna pull my license.

(WHISPERING)
Hey, what happened to your face?

When are you gonna shave
that fucking thing off?

You look like
you've been sipping shit.

It's a new look.

No, it's... it's a cry for help,
okay? Just...

(SOFTLY) Fuck.

Fuck. Why... Why is
sterling trading even worse?

- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Eric. Eric, uh... Eric.

What are your gilt mates saying?

How... how the fuck
are we almost...

almost at parity
with the dollar?

Football is called soccer now.

You dealt
with that issue, right?

I don't... I don't want
another call from Risk.

SWEETPEA:
Well, haven't you seen?

Pension funds have been,
like, almost wiped out

from long-dated
yields exploding.

Bank of England
supports gilts now.

Su... surely,
this is unsustainable.

How far are these fucking Tories
gonna let this slide?

ROBERT: Oh, so they're
"fucking" Tories now, are they?

The worm has turned.

(EXHALES HEAVILY, SIGHS)

♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

What... what is it, mate?

What... Why are you
looking at me

like you wanna slip it in? Huh?

You... you've never seen
a shiner before?

(SPEAKING ARABIC)

(IN ENGLISH)
Uh, what did he say, then?

Yas, come on, tell me.

- What the fuck did he just say?
- I don't know. I don't know.

He's speaking
in Egyptian Arabic.

Look... No, you do.
Just... just tell me.

Just tell me. Come on.
What did he say?

It's fine. I can take it.

I'd rather not say.

(SPEAKING ARABIC)

- (LAUGHS) - YASMIN KARA-HANANI:
(IN ENGLISH) Shut up!

Yo, yo, Mo Salah.

Mo Salah. You waltz around here

like a fucking melt
in your Versace gear.

Who the fuck are you, hmm?
What... what are you doing here?

You're in my personal space.

♪ (TENSE MUSIC CRESCENDOS) ♪

♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

We need to spend a...
a minimum 15 minutes in here.

Anyone wanna share anything?

Does anyone wanna share
anything about...

how they feel
about working on our desk?

Come on, guys, let's...
let's not tart this up. We're...

We're here because of me.

(CHUCKLES) I mean,
you're making this about you.

RISHI: (IN HUSHED VOICE)
Fuck's sake.

I... I... I knew
you grassed on me.

- What? - YASMIN: So,
what are we here for?

Okay, what... what...
What was... Was it you?

What are you talking about?

Someone's been leaking
some of our more choice language

to an internet forum.

(SIGHS) God.

Do we really need a committee
on how we speak

to each other instead of just,

you know,
speaking to each other?

Was it... was it you
who snitched?

Hmm? Come on, just tell me.

Which...
which one of you snitched?

- Come on, just tell me.
- (YASMIN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

VENETIA: Why are you assuming
it's a woman?

Maybe it was a disgruntled
former employee,

like Kenny.

Rish, mate, I think
some people may see it...

you know, the way you speak,
as a bit...

backwards.

One, I'm sorry for...
for trying to make you laugh.

It's... it's a...
it's a bit of bounce.

It's... it's what makes
me good at my job.

It's misogynistic.

If you don't exude confidence,

clients will... they'll just...
they'll just run you over!

YASMIN: God.

- Were you always like this?
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Come on, what difference
does it make?

Okay, you... you... you adapt.

ROBERT:
You make people uncomfortable.

That's it.

Christ! Am... am I...
am I losing my mind here?

Huh?

All this circle-jerking
about how we feel

and... and how our words
have consequences.

Huh? (HESITATES)

(STUTTERS)
And all this proxy culture war,

navel-gazing that we're doing.
(SPLUTTERS)

Guys, there's...

China is slowly growing
more powerful. Come on!

An... Anraj.

Anraj, come on.

Come on, do I...
do I make you uncomfortable?

Tell...

- Tell... tell them, come on.
- (ANRAJ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Uh, well, sometimes...

Sometimes, I'm scared
to come into work.

Because... (BREATHES SHAKILY)
...I'm worried about,

you know, uh,
how you're gonna... talk to me.

♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

YASMIN:
New catalyst on the tape.

The Chancellor's expected

to make a statement
in five minutes.

♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC FADES) ♪

Uh, what are clients doing, please?

There's no real conviction
as to whether

- it's a double down or a rollback.
- (TELEPHONE RINGING)

So, it's a coin toss
where sterling goes.

- (TELEPHONE BEEPS)
- YASMIN: Hello? Rish,

I have Harper on the line.
She wants to buy pounds.

Yeah, patch me in.

Uh, hey... are, are you a buyer
into this announcement?

HARPER:
Good morning to you, too.

- Can you fill me on this trade?
- (HESITATES) Why are you buying?

Come on, what's your read
on the announcement?

- What do you know?
- HARPER: I have conviction.

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Okay, where's it from?

HARPER: I have a source.
Can you help or not?

H, uh, I... I'm not actually
axed that way.

Fuck. Buyer of pounds.
Someone knows something.

Someone knows something.

All salespeople, listen up!

- I'm a buyer of pounds!
- What the fuck are you doing?

Pierpoint is a buyer of cable.

Any salesperson
worth two bullets

gets me pounds.

- Get on the phones!
- (HOOT SCREECHES)

- What are you doing?
- Anraj, what is he doing?

He's taken over my book.

He's running
an extra 300 million on it.

He... I don't know what to do.
He forced me.

What's your bid
on 150 million? Tudor.

- Fuck it, I'm 80 bid.
- Eighty bid.

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

- Yeah, done at 1.0880.
- ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Rish, I have sterling for you.
I wanna see your bid.

- Stop trading now!
- RISH: Oh, fuck that!

Yas, speak.
Eric, let me do my job!

- Avatar wants your bid for 200.
- Uh, 30 bid on nine.

Yours, 200 done at 1.0930.

- (LAUGHS)
- How big is his position now?

- Close to a full yard.
- What!

A billion pounds.
I'm calling security!

Mine, mine, mine!

Rishi, step away
from your terminal!

RISHI: Mine, mine!

Look at the tape!
Look at the tape!

(OVER HOOT)
Chancellor reveals plans

to reverse almost all provisions
made in the budget,

including top-rate tax.

This is a full-scale rollback.

Repeat, they've set fire
to their plans.

- (HOOT SCREECHES)
- RISHI: (SOFTLY) Fuck.

- Sterling is rallying here.
- ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC BUILDING) ♪

It is gapping up.
It's gapping up, baby!

- (LAUGHS)
- SWEETPEA: Oh, my God!

Talk about
an emergency rate hike.

The MPC are raising rates
by 200 basis points.

You are fucking kidding me.

The biggest rise in...
in U.K. interest rates

in 27 years.

Sterling back through
our level now.

RISHI: We're in profit.

I need to offer
the position ASAP.

Could someone
get me out of this long, please?

Any salesperson?
I'm a seller up here!

- Double sales credits!
- I have a buyer.

- Al-Mi'raj in size.
- Yeah, any size like that.

Okay, okay, okay.

What's your offer
on a yard of sterling?

Uh, 70!

Seventy.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Mine.

- Done at 1.1370!
- Yes! (LAUGHS)

♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

- (HOOT BEEPS)
- Rule Britannia.

Yes? Do you want something?

Eric? Eric,
can you call off the gendarme?

Yeah?
We have a fucking understanding,

- don't we?
- ERIC: Yes, we do.

RISHI: Thank you.

We've made 18 million
across our books.

(CHUCKLES)
You're not even a good trader.

You're just lucky.

RISHI: Yeah?

Tell me, what's the difference?

(ELEVATOR DOORS OPENING)

You're a gentleman.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors closing.

- Lift going down.
- (ELEVATOR DOORS CLOSING)

Wait, I've... I've just got
an email saying

that you resigned.

I hope it was, uh, sunny enough,

and my
"let's still be pals" tone

isn't too insincere.

Okay, but seriously,
where are you going?

I'm bored working

for this dictatorship
of dying men.

Tell me, exactly how does
a veal calf suck cock?

I never said that.

I wouldn't know.

♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Sloppily...

I guess, but, you know,
some intention.

- VENETIA: Hmm.
- Mm.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

I know you never said that.

But I think I wrote
a pretty good approximation

of your voice, no?

Oh, by the way,

Sweetpea told me
you were a bad fuck.

Yeah, she called you
a "five-pump chump."

- (ELEVATOR BEEPS)
- AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors opening.

But, listen. It was really great
working with you.

(SIGHS)

AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors closing.

- (GLASS SHATTERING)
- RISH: Fuck!

- Why do you keep doing this to me?
- (GROANS) Fuck!

Please, just stop!
Just calm down! I'm sorry!

- Who were you fucking last night?
- RISHI: No one!

You said that we would reset
after the wedding.

- You promised!
- We are! We are!

You fucked some little slag
in the pub toilets...

- What? - ...while your pregnant
wife was entertaining

your horrid friends.

Fine, well,
I didn't wanna get married!

Neither did I!

- So, then, why are we married?
- Because I love you!

Yeah, and I love you too!

DIANA: No, you love your fucking
English country rose.

- I...
- (DIANA SOBS)

I don't wanna be
someone's country wife, okay?

Some dull, breeding machine
you spunk into,

or just someone's
fucking mother.

That is not an identity
I signed up for.

You don't even
fucking eat me anymore.

Eat you any... (CHUCKLES)

You are the one
who said you were happy

with me pulling out. Okay?

You are the one who said

it would be
99 percent effective.

- ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- I married a partner.

You were fun and engaged,
and when you were cruel,

you made sure
we were cruel together.

What the fuck happened
to that guy?

I didn't force you to move here.

No.

I was under the impression

it was a decision
we made together.

How much do you owe?

- (LIGHTER CLICKS)
- Uh...

(DIANA SNIFFS)

- Two hundred grand.
- DIANA: Oh, my God.

Please.

- DIANA: Are we in danger?
- No.

- Is Hugo in danger?
- No. No.

This wasn't him, okay? Please.

(SOBS) I feel so ashamed!

Your shame is not useful
to me right now, okay?

Listen. Um, your parents,
can... can they

they can...
they can tide me over, right?

They... they've... They've, um,

they can maybe give me
some, uh, you know,

some liquidity,
like a... like a bridge loan,

and my comp's gonna come soon.

Okay, please, they... they...

they've got that lying around.
I know they do, please.

You have no idea
what their finances are like.

That's your prejudice.

And I would never ask them,
not for this,

not for anything, nothing.

Not to fucking foot
your gambling addiction.

(SIGHS)

I have some money
from my media work.

- A podcast, some sponcon stuff.
- Okay.

DIANA:
It's in a separate account.

And some savings.

(BREATHES DEEPLY, SIGHS)

(SCOFFS) What?

You're surprised
my little hobby makes money?

RISHI: No.

Do you know what being a man is?

It... it's not how
you seem around other men,

or what you do
to make yourself feel

a certain way around other men.

It's how you treat the people
who expect your love.

(SOBS)

DIANA: I'm not perfect.

(SIGHS)

There's a guy in the village
I have look at house stuff.

I invite him in.

We both know exactly
what's going on.

We enjoy it.

Last week,
I let him go down on me.

(SNIFFLES)

Did you come?

- What difference does it make?
- Did you fucking come?

Yes. A lot.

Was it Nicholas?

What difference does it make?

Why?

(INHALES SHARPLY) Oh, fuck!

(COOS)

♪ (SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

(HUGO BABBLES)

Yeah. (SOBS)

It's much easier
to raise strong boys

than fix broken men.

- (INHALES SHARPLY)
- (COOS)

Di...

be honest with me.

Do you think I'm a misogynist?

No, you're a chauvinist.

(SCOFFS) What's the difference?

DIANA: I did a podcast about it.

By the way, a bad joke
doesn't make you a bad person.

How do I know
what kind of person I am?

DIANA:
Everyone is the same person

they were at seven.

Not even the same person
they were yesterday.

Life is how you muddle
through that contradiction.

Have you noticed that Nicholas
is always on our property?

Hmm. He still thinks it's his.

(SCOFFS)

You know,
I lost my virginity to him.

His 18th.
Theme was White Mischief.

(SIGHS) I miss the dog.

I told you.

Your back had nothing to do
with that poor boy.

Maybe I'm depressed.

DIANA: Probably need
more vitamin D. What?

I read darker-skinned people
need to top up.

Make sure
Hugo takes a supplement.

Was... Is Hugo white?

DIANA: Probably. (SCOFFS)

- Such a shame.
- (SIGHS)

We should have never moved here.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(SIGHS)

But we're here now,
we should make it ours.

(INHALES DEEPLY)

- (DIANA MOANS)
- (RISHI SMOOCHES)

(DIANA BREATHES HEAVILY)

♪ ("LES FLEUR"
BY RAMSEY LEWIS PLAYING) ♪

(GROANS)

- (RISHI KISSING)
- (BREATHES HEAVILY)

♪ (SINGERS SCATTING) ♪

(MOANS)

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

- (RISHI KISSING)
- (MOANS)

Would a misogynist eat
your pussy this well?

(BOTH LAUGH)

(GRUNTS)

- ♪ (SINGERS VOCALIZING) ♪
- (OBJECTS CLATTERING)

♪ (SINGERS VOCALIZING) ♪

(GRUNTS)

(YELLS, LAUGHS)

♪ (SONG CRESCENDOS) ♪

♪ (SINGERS SCATTING) ♪

(GRUNTS)

(GLASS SHATTERING)

(RISHI YELLS)

- (LAUGHS)
- (BAT CLATTERING)

(PANTS)

- ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
- (BIRD CHIRPING)

- (PHOTO FRAME CLATTERING)
- (DOG BARKING)

(RAJAH BARKING)

Rajah! Rajah!

- Come here, boy! Come here!
- (RAJAH WHINES)

- NICOLAS: Roger! Roger!
- RISHI: Rajah! Rajah! Come here!

- Come here, boy! Good boy.
- (RAJAH BARKS)

- RISHI: Come here. Come here.
- NICOLAS: Roger!

- Yeah. Good boy!
- NICOLAS: Sorry, Rishi.

(RAJAH GROANING)

Yeah, I just want you to know

that me and Diana have
a very healthy sex life!

And I'm taking my dog back.
It's Rajah, not Roger!

(CHUCKLES)

(SIGHS)

(LINE RINGING)

Yeah, Vin?

- VINAY: Yo!
- It's Rish, hi.

VINAY: Ah, Rish.
What you saying? Merry Christmas.

(CHUCKLES)
Merry Christmas, amigo.

VINAY: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got my 200?

- Yeah, I have your 200.
- VINAY: Nice, nice, nice.

- (SNUFFLES) I was thinking...
- VINAY: Yeah.

...let's put 50 of it
on your tip.

- VINAY: Yeah?
- You know I'm good for it.

- VINAY: Uh, you manned up.
- No, I like your conviction.

And I've got a feeling...

a great feeling, like...

fate is shaving her cunt
just for me.

- (LAUGHS)
- (VINAY LAUGHING)

♪ ("SHAME ON A NIGGA"
BY WU-TANG CLAN PLAYING) ♪

Good boy. Good boy, Rajah.

♪ Shame on a nigga
Who try to run game on a nigga ♪

♪ Wu buck wild
With the trigger ♪

♪ Shame on a nigga
Who try to run game on a nigga ♪

♪ Wu buck
I'll fuck your ass up ♪

♪ Yo, hut one, hut two
Hut three, hut ♪

♪ Ol' Dirty Bastard
Live and uncut ♪

♪ Styles unbreakable
Shatterproof ♪

♪ To the young youth
You wanna get gun? ♪

♪ Shoot, blaow!
How you like me now? ♪

♪ Don't fuck the style
Ruthless wild ♪

♪ Do you wanna get your teeth
Knocked the fuck out? ♪

♪ Wanna get on it like that
Well, then, shout ♪

♪ Yo, RZA, yo, Razor
Hit me with the major ♪

♪ The damage, my clan
Understand it, be flavor ♪

♪ Gunning
Humming coming at ya ♪

♪ First I'm gonna get ya
Once I got ya, I gat ya ♪

♪ You could never capture
The Method Man's stature ♪

♪ For rhyme and for rapture ♪

♪ Got niggas resigning
Now master ♪

♪ My style? Never! ♪

♪ I put the fucking buck
In the wild, kid, I'm terror ♪

♪ Razor-sharp, I sever ♪

♪ The head from the shoulders
I'm better, than my compet'ta ♪

♪ You mean competitor, whatever
Let's get together ♪

♪ Shame on a nigga
Who try to run game on a nigga ♪

♪ I'll fuck your ass up ♪

♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪