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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.

Yes, bro, I'm literally outside of your house right now. I was not kidding.

Yeah, Kevin, I've come to collect.

It's been months. You've been dodging my calls.

What do you want me to do, man?

Well, I know you get paid this Friday, but you keep saying that and you've told

me this like three, four times.

Brother, look, you're being immature and... So you're not even home?

Okay, you want to be like that?

Alright, cool. Well, I'll take matters into my own hands and I'll just talk to

your mom about it or something.

Yeah, I didn't want it to get to this point either, but you're being mad

immature about this.

Bro, you know what? Whatever. I'm just gonna handle it myself.

Hi,

Johnny! Hey, Miss Bourbon. How are you?

I'm doing okay. Are you okay?

or knock him pretty abruptly. Is everything okay?

Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

It's actually, I'm having like a little issue with your son, and I came to

handle it with him, but he's not even home.

What happened?

What did he do?

Basically, I let him borrow some money, and he hasn't even paid me back in

months, and it's kind of been months since he... Why would he do that? Oh, my

God. He's my best friend.

Johnny, you know he's irresponsible with everything.

I know, but... Everything.

Oh, God, I don't even want to know how much you loaned him.

No, just like a few hundred dollars.

And I need it because, you know... This is horrible.

Right. He told me he needed some college textbooks and this and that.

College textbooks? We're already in his... We're halfway through his prep.

Well, so then you paid for it all?

Yeah, I mean, I don't know what textbooks he's needing on top of what

already... Well, I mean, look, I really don't want to drag you into... I'll just

probably... Well, no, I'm responsible.

I mean, he's my son, so, you know.

I'm sure we could figure something out. I don't know, but... Yeah, I'm so sorry.

This is terrible.

It's okay. Yeah, come on in. We'll figure something out. We'll talk about

We'll talk about this? Yeah, of course.

come in we'll get angled all right thank you of course here come take a seat and

we'll just work this out so okay so what exactly happened

or when or just so i can get an idea i'm trying to backtrack here uh right so

um like maybe a couple months ago in december i i let him borrow like

the money he said he needed for the college textbooks it's not quite

okay i was like really you know until about what four or six weeks ago or

something it was so it was like an emergency for him and i was like yo i

don't worry dude i you're my best friend and then i keep texting him and i'm

calling him like yo when are you gonna have that money i let you back and he's

like friday i get paid friday i get paid i I haven't seen the money ever since.

So you've been asking for like three weeks.

Basically. He just got back from vacation with his girlfriend.

I mean, did you see him posting all those photos?

Yeah, I saw that. And I was like, dude, if you have enough money to spend on

vacation, you have enough money to repay me.

I told him that. And he was like, yeah, bro, no worries. As soon as I get back,

I'll settle.

The money was definite. I would put...

I would put signature on that the money was for his vacation. Because we already

have his prep handled for college. That's like, we're getting battled.

Well, look, I'm really sorry to bring you into all this, but whatever.

Again, if you could just give him like a little chat and say, hey, like Johnny

came by, we talked. Yeah, I think, okay.

I'm going to make.

So I'm going to make something.

I'm thinking I'm going to make some tea. You maybe need to calm down a little

bit. Passion fruit tea. Really good to calm down.

Yeah. Da -da -da.

I'm trying to... This is really... We're going to figure out... Now that we're

getting to the bottom of it, we're going to figure out how to remedy this

situation and get it handled. Because I don't want you to be in this situation

even though I could sit here and say, oh, I told you so. That's not going to

anywhere. Yeah, it's really stressful for me too because I need to be in my

and...

And, you know, I'm such a nice person. I thought he would just be nice back and

look, now here I am in a pickle.

Well, yeah, it's not just nice. He has to follow through with what was agreed

on. Right.

Right. Okay.

I'm going to make some passion fruit tea. It'll calm everything down.

We're going to game plan, figure out how to remedy and get some resolution with

this.

Do you want, do you want sugar?

Sure, Ms. Bourbon. Thank you.

I appreciate it. Just sit tight, okay?

All right.

Hey, Johnny, do you want hot or cold?

Oh, uh, shit.

Um, it's not what it looked like.

Johnny.

Oh, God.

Look, it's not what it looked like.

You know I wouldn't do that kind of stuff.

I'm sorry.

Look, I understand.

This is just not the way we can handle

things.

Right.

It's not the right way to handle any situation.

Man, but Kevin should have never even put me in this situation to begin with.

You're right. No, you're right. Absolutely.

Oh, God. This is just a really bad situation.

Look here, I'm sorry. I know you kind of caught me doing something.

I'm sorry.

Look, um, I kind of have an idea.

Maybe if you do something for me, we can

pretend like that thing never happened.

Oh, uh... What do you mean?

Oh, uh... Oh, uh... What

the fuck?

Whoa, did I just kiss Kevin's arm?

Huh?

Oh, like, that kind of...

I am you like it?

Does that feel good, Johnny?

Yeah, it feels really good.

That's how we're going to solve it?

We're going to solve everything?

Everything.

All of it. I don't have to worry about nothing.

Fuck, I'm so happy I came over here to handle that. I am too.

Do

you

like it? Yeah, I do.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah,

you like how I suck on your cum?

It's so tight It's tight

It's

so good

Oh my goodness.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, I like you.

I like you.

It's so

fucking good.

Just like that, keep going.

I give it to you. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me.

I will.

I will do it. I will do it.

to you about it instead of him.

Holy shit.

That was amazing.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.