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Previously on P-Valley...
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My client is offerin' you
15 times market value.
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Well, there is market value,
and then there's worth.
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If The Pynk were to be sold,
she would require her worth.
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Whisper, Roulette,
and the last spot goes to--
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- Big Bone.
- Yes, ma'am! Ha!
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Been textin'.
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I ain't neva got no reply back.
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Shoulda handled things different.
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And I know better now. Um...
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You been sayin' it
and sayin' it,
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that one day, I'ma come live with you.
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It's gone happen.
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When?
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God spoke to me,
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told me I was deservin' of a pulpit.
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This gone be my church.
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Yo' buggy ass need some security.
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What's wrong with this niggah, maine?
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Mercedes! Mercedes!
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I brought her
and her kid into my house,
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but then she walked out on me
like a thief in the night.
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But I came back.
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I came back for you.
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It took you a while, tho.
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I'ma need you to get yo' shit
and get on out.
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Aye. It's official.
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The Dirty Dozen tour start tomorrow.
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What you doin', lil niggah?
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♪ I'm doing
everything you want to ♪
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♪ This'll be about a...
maybe about an hour ♪
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♪ Give it to me ♪
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♪ And I'll take my fees in person now ♪
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♪ I need all that ♪
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♪ All that, aye, aye, aye ♪
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♪ I'm your private dancer ♪
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♪ Watch me touch my toes,
Let's get freaky ♪
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♪ Let's get nasty, Kitty by your nose ♪
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♪ Yeah, he like The way I buss it ♪
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♪ To the left And to the right ♪
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♪ Shakin' what My mama gave me ♪
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♪ I can do this Shit all night ♪
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♪ Look, I'm doin' Everything you want to ♪
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♪ Aye, I'm doin' Everything you want to ♪
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♪ I'm your private dancer,
Doin' everything you want to ♪
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♪ I'm your private dancer,
So you cannot repeat that ♪
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♪ It's just me and you, I got my legs up ♪
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♪ And your seat back,
I'm doin' what you like ♪
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♪ You got your hands On all my hips ♪
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♪ Brought the club vibes
To your livin' room ♪
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♪ And I still need To see tips ♪
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♪ Buss it open, Break your back ♪
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♪ Miss no meals, I keep it fat ♪
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♪ Make it roll While I look back ♪
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♪ Warm that milk up For this cat... ♪
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Mmm, take that mask off nanh.
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I'm tryna see yo' lips.
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One pair of lips ain't enough?
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You got me asshole-nekkid,
and you still feenin' fuh mo'?
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Bitch, I wanna see yo' face.
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How much you willin' to pay?
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This much.
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You take it off.
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Ooh.
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I knew it. I fuckin' knew it.
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You so fuckin' fine.
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You got them "dick-suckin'" lips too.
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Mm. How much fuh that sloppy toppy, tho?
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Can't suck no dick at The Pynk.
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Uncle Clifford rule number fo
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"You hoe,
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you out the do'!"
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I guess we gone have to hit that do' then.
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I'll break a rule wit' a brick.
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♪ Down in the valley ♪
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♪ Where the girls get naked ♪
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♪ If you throwin' bands ♪
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♪ Then you know she gone shake it ♪
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♪ One, two, break 'em ♪
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♪ Three, four, rake 'em ♪
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♪ These niggahs grind hard ♪
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♪ But these bitches grind harder ♪
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♪ Climbing up the pole
just to get out the bottom ♪
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♪ The crowd below ♪
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♪ Stay ready for the show ♪
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♪ The pimps, the dough ♪
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♪ Don't let it take your soul ♪
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♪ We make fallin' on the sky Look easy ♪
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♪ Look at my bitches ♪
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♪ Gangsta walking on the ceiling ♪
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♪ Green on the flo' ♪
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♪ Money talk can you hear me? ♪
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♪ This world is so addicting ♪
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♪ But dreams is expensive keep spending ♪
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♪ Work hard for the top can't fall now ♪
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♪ But whatever goes up must fall down ♪
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♪ What you do when the power out? ♪
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♪ Kids hungry, can't do none
but scream and shout ♪
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♪ We all choose to live
but it's different routes ♪
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♪ Take the shit with shine
gotta make it count ♪
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♪ When you live and die
by the paper route ♪
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♪ You spend a dime
just to make it out, yeah ♪
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♪ Down in the valley ♪
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♪ Where the girls get naked ♪
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♪ If you throwin' bands ♪
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♪ Then you know she gone shake it ♪
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♪ One, two, break 'em ♪
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♪ Three, four, rake 'em ♪
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♪ Where them
dollas at niggah? ♪
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♪ Where them dollas at? ♪
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♪ Where them dollas at niggah? ♪
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♪ Where them dollas at? ♪
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♪ Where them dollas at niggah? ♪
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♪ Where them dollas at?... ♪
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Fuck a stimmy,
mama jus' got paaaiiid!
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Didn't I tell yuh,
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if we go on at 11:11,
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the divine would do the rest?
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Well, can the divine do this algebra
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and run up all this bank fuh me?
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Yezzir.
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Aye, 'Cedes.
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Yo' bag ain't half empty.
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It's half full.
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I'm a optimistic bitch.
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Mind the business that pays you.
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♪ Where them dollas At niggah? ♪
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♪ Where them dollas at? ♪
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♪ Where them dollas at? ♪
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Hey, my quarterback
tore his labrum last season.
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I 'memba. Oooh, you was sick.
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Messed up all the sponsorships
he had lined up.
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- Was a goddamn shame.
- Hmm.
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Took all season to heal too.
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Shit. Now this.
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Now this.
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Unh-unh-uh.
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What I wouldn't give
fuh a sponsorship right now.
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Ah, they ain't what
they all cracked up to be.
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So why was you tryin' to sponsor me?
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What I offered was different.
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Not by much.
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Athlete gets company exposure,
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financial benefits in return.
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Well, I don't need the exposure.
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But I bet you need
that "Mercedes Experience."
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So...
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offer still stand?
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Yeah.
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It's still standin' tall.
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Well, we gone have to negotiate
some terms and conditions.
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What, you about to have
a lawyer present, ma'am?
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No. But yo' wife gone be.
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What my wife got to do with this?
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Unh-uh. It's no coincidence
"wife" rhymes with "knife."
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'Sides, I thought she already knew.
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Okay.
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Farrah'll be there.
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Aight.
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- Straight.
- Straight.
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Two boxes, please.
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Unh-uh, one box per car, lil mama.
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I'm pickin' up a box for my neighbor.
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Love thy neighbor, right?
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Matthew 22:36, I know thass right.
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Pastor Woodbine! Pastor Woodbine!
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W-wait. You don't have to call her.
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- Come here, look at this.
- I'll just take one.
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Why you call me over here fuh, Janice?
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This young lady wanna take
one more box fuh her neighbor.
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Now, I know you said one box per car,
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but she done came at me
with the scripture, chile,
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and you know I can't resist
the good Lord's word--
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Thank you, good and faithful servant...
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I'll take it from here.
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Mm-hmm.
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Terricka?
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Patrice.
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Don't let this collar fool you.
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I will stomp a mudhole
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in yo' ass and walk it dry.
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Hey, Grandmama.
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Now thass betta.
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Why you need two boxes fuh?
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Like I told the lady,
it's fuh my neighbor.
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Where yo' mama at?
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Which one?
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The one that raised you.
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Shelle sleep.
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At 3:00 in the afternoon?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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You sho'll look like Mercedes
when you lie.
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- Sister Janice?
- Yes, Pastor?
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Bring fo' boxes
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and load 'em up in this car here.
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Okay, nanh. I'll load it up.
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Come on, nanh, help me
get these boxes in here.
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Thank you, Grandmama.
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Get whateva you want, maine.
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You ballin' like that, foo'?
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Shiiit, lemme get two of these hoes then.
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Two of these hoes!
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Ooh!
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I almost peed myself!
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Why Woddy be drivin' so slow fuh?
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Y'all got postcards?
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Aye!
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Y'all hurry up, maine,
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so we can take these pics.
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♪ Photo shoot,
Yeah, pose, pose ♪
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♪ Yeah, pose, pose,
Photo shoot, pose, pose ♪
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♪ Pose, it's A photo shoot... ♪
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This shit here fire, maine!
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Murda, keep doin' what you doin', maine,
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cuz what you doin'
is all you need to do, foo.
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You hear me?
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I got it. I got it.
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Yeah, you doin' it.
Oh, there you go,
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ma... aye.
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♪ Pose, pose ♪
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♪ Pose, pose, photo shoot ♪
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Ooh, shit!
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I knew it was Keyshawn ass!
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- Yeah!
- She killin' him!
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She killin'!
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Keyshawn sho'll look like
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she havin' a good ol' time
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on this Dirty Dozen tour
with this Lil' Murda character.
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Ask them
if they wanna roll on by here.
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Unh-uh.
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'Sides, there is no space in The Pynk
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fuh that "crooked-heiffa
crooked-heiffa bye."
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Heyell, I wonder how her ass
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even got outta her slave chains.
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Well, we need
a new headliner for the night.
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Folks got their checks,
and if they're willin'
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to waste it, we need to take it.
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Well, thanks to yo' ass,
Mercedes ain't gone be
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a hundred in a minute, if eva.
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Thanks to me?
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You act like I went up there
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and poured baby oil on the stage!
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Uncle Clifford rule number 100.075,
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"A pot of hogmogs gotta simmer
in that pot aaallll day
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in order to be any damn good."
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Mercedes wun't ready fuh that
openin', and you wun't either,
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on account you burn up
all my gatdamn chicken.
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So it's all my fault?
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Well,
right nanh, it's 85% yo' fault
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and 15% mine,
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cuz I left yo' ass here by yo'self
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to burn the house down fuh real, fuh real!
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But now, if you just want it
to be 65% yo' fault...
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Hm?
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75%.
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68%.
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Fine.
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69%.
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69 is a real nice position to take.
261
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It shows you can suck it and take it
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all at the same damn time.
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♪ Ah, not the thermometer
Ah not the thermometer ♪
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Okay!
265
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♪ Ah, not the thermometer ♪
266
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♪ Bitch, it's the nine inches ♪
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Ah!
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What you know about
some Skinny Pimp, Big Bone?
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Oh, this just the remix from TikTok.
270
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Chile, the Tiketh Toketh?
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Ain't nothin' new
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under the sun, is it?
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There's always something new.
274
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Well, can't nobody replace my 'Cedes.
275
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Errybody can be replaced.
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Fact, let's try Whisper and Roulette.
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Since they're Mercedes approved,
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they can headline 'til she gets better.
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Ooh, chile...
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Mercedes gone be madder
than a wet hen in heat!
281
00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:13,880
But when she axe, it was yo' idea.
282
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I'll own up to 69% of it.
283
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Mm-hmm.
284
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,220
Also, we're gonna need another DJ.
285
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:21,380
Where we gone find somebody last minute?
286
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I can DJ.
287
00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:29,460
Ooh, chile, a aux cord and
a playlist do not a DJ make.
288
00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:31,260
You were just throwing
your hands up to her music
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a minute ago.
290
00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:37,470
Mm.
291
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I suppose you can't be
no worser than Big L ass.
292
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You best bring
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yo' most poppin' playlist,
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cuz we openin' doors, legs, and wallets
295
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♪ toni-i-ight! ♪
296
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Amen!
297
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Now, as we stand
on sacred ground down here
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at the old building of the Delta Valley,
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here to rejoice with us in our history
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is Mayor Wayne Kyle.
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Give it up fuh Mayor Kyle, y'all.
302
00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:20,580
Thank you, Pastor Gilfield.
303
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It is an honor to speak here today
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at Delta Valley for this year's annual
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Association of Black Pastors
Chicken Dinner.
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Today, I wanna honor
the future of this town
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and y'all's part in it.
308
00:14:31,350 --> 00:14:32,990
Now, I know, there's lots goin' on,
309
00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:35,990
but "we gotsta get it goin' on
fuh Chucalissa."
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Yes, Lord.
311
00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:41,400
Is that gone be
yo' campaign slogan?
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00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:43,500
Interim Mayor Kyle,
313
00:14:43,530 --> 00:14:46,040
"We gotsta get it goin' on
fuh Chucalissa"?
314
00:14:46,070 --> 00:14:48,000
Well, I... I can only do that
315
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,170
with the help of y'all.
316
00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:51,270
There are a few referendums on the ballot.
317
00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:54,480
Aw, yes, yes, one of 'em
bein' fuh that casinah.
318
00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:56,080
Yes, Pastor Woodbine.
319
00:14:56,110 --> 00:14:58,350
I think you know that one very well,
320
00:14:58,380 --> 00:15:00,450
since you're the only reason
why it's even on the ballot.
321
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,080
Well, the only reason you on the ballot
322
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,390
is cuz the mayor's dead.
323
00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:06,160
But I digress.
324
00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:07,490
Yes.
325
00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:10,290
Me and the now-deceased Mayor Ruffin
326
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didn't agree on everything.
327
00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:15,430
But the one thing we did agree
on was that an economical
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00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:17,700
renaissance was in this town's
immediate future.
329
00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:21,000
I hope y'all will impress
upon your congregations
330
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the importance of voting yes
on that referendum--
331
00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:25,140
And if we don't impress fuh the yes?
332
00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:26,610
Well, why would you wanna do that?
333
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,610
This group, I'm sure, wants to be
334
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on the right side of history.
335
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:34,620
I, fuh one, uh,
will gladly express this, uh,
336
00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:37,690
message from my pulpit, Mayor Kyle.
337
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,520
And I'm sure my congregation
338
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will vote accordingly.
339
00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:44,490
Well, Delta Valley
might find themselves
340
00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:47,300
with heavier collection plates
on account of that.
341
00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:56,410
First off, not a na'an one
of y'all niggahs
342
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,470
need to be tellin'
y'all parishioners to vote
343
00:15:58,510 --> 00:16:00,410
fuh some gatgum casinah.
344
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,450
Y'all think they gone give
any us folks down here jobs?
345
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,710
Naw.
346
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:07,480
Cuz they gone say we can't count.
347
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:08,720
- Thass right.
- Ask 'em
348
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,290
fuh the tax revenue
to build up these schools
349
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,090
so we can learn to count,
350
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,990
and they gone spend it all
on a golf course.
351
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:22,730
Y'all trust these white people too much.
352
00:16:22,770 --> 00:16:27,570
Well, we at Breath of Life
Full Gospel Baptist Tabernacle
353
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:31,410
will not be takin' part
of turnin' Chucalissa
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00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:36,210
into Sodom and Gomorrah.
355
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:38,350
And who made this chicken?
356
00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:40,450
It's too damn dry!
357
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,790
♪ Oh! Let's go, let's go! ♪
358
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:47,220
♪ Oh! Let's go, let's go! ♪
359
00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:51,690
♪ Oh! Let's go, let's go! ♪
360
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:54,160
♪ Let's, let's, let's, let's ♪
361
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:58,230
♪ Ya, ya, ya, ya ♪
362
00:16:58,270 --> 00:17:00,740
♪ I been workin' all day,
I been workin' all night ♪
363
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,770
♪ Play that beat, I'ma be all right ♪
364
00:17:02,810 --> 00:17:05,440
♪ I been workin' all day,
I been workin' all night ♪
365
00:17:05,470 --> 00:17:07,480
♪ Play that beat, I'ma be all right ♪
366
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,820
A bitch got
chocolate-covered strawberries,
367
00:17:15,050 --> 00:17:16,790
y'a-a-all!!
368
00:17:16,820 --> 00:17:19,120
Only the best fuh the Blue Guap Princess.
369
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,760
You know what I'm sayin'.
370
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,630
Where my
chocolate-covered skrawberries?
371
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:24,060
Niggah, you allergic.
372
00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:26,330
Where my skrawberries
and Benadryl, niggah?
373
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,430
There you go right there.
374
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:29,230
Say "ah," Lil' Murda.
375
00:17:29,270 --> 00:17:31,070
- Wa-cha!
- Teak.
376
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,400
Naw, you don't wanna see this
niggah face after one of those.
377
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,370
Ooh! Look!
378
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,440
This mu'fucker here
finna break the Internet.
379
00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:39,840
Wait, you already posted it?
380
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,780
Yo' bwoyfriend don't follow no
damn Blue Guap on the 'Gram.
381
00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:45,610
Come on, girl. Look, aight.
382
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:48,480
I can delete it if you want me to.
383
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:52,520
But you just look so damn good though.
384
00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:57,460
It should be fine.
385
00:17:57,490 --> 00:17:58,530
Yeah, it's fine.
386
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,130
Yeah.
387
00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:05,770
We got
a little somethin' special
388
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,440
fuh y'all tonight, a lil lagniappe.
389
00:18:08,470 --> 00:18:10,810
I need y'all to give a New Orleans welcome
390
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:15,210
to Lil' Murda and Miss Mississippi!
391
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,580
Girl down.
392
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:22,650
Ya, ya, ya.
393
00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:25,490
Ain't no more lockdown.
Now it's time to celebrate.
394
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:33,600
♪ Champagne campaign ♪
395
00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:35,260
♪ Back outside now it's up ♪
396
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,570
♪ Errbody came here to bump, Yeah, yeah ♪
397
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,170
♪ Two 15s in the trunk ♪
398
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,540
♪ Bet you hear a niggah
In the club, yeah, yeah ♪
399
00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:43,170
♪ Sound like a home run hit ♪
400
00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:44,540
♪ Neva scared to play my shit ♪
401
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:47,440
♪ Shots fuh the DJ quick,
Brand-new watch on my wrist ♪
402
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:48,840
♪ When you gettin' paid Like this ♪
403
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,210
♪ My Black ass gotta show ♪
404
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,220
♪ Dirty mouth full of gold ♪
405
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:54,920
♪ Big money don't fold ♪
406
00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:56,920
♪ I'm a broke niggah's goals, Whoa ♪
407
00:18:57,150 --> 00:18:58,620
♪ Might just pull up In a Rolls ♪
408
00:18:58,650 --> 00:19:01,360
♪ Them bitches neva Seen a ghost ♪
409
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,930
♪ And we did it off the stove, Niggah ♪
410
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,630
♪ M I crooked to the soul ♪
411
00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:07,600
♪ Murda, murda, murda, murda,
Murda, murda, murda, murda ♪
412
00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:09,270
♪ Bottles by the case ♪
413
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,630
♪ Ugh, neva, eva, eva Goin' broke again ♪
414
00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:13,270
♪ I done came a long way ♪
415
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:15,240
♪ Mouth full of golds,
Yo' bitch on my side ♪
416
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:16,770
♪ Reppin' that Murda Gang shit
'Til I die ♪
417
00:19:16,810 --> 00:19:19,240
♪ Most of these niggahs gone
Hate just because ♪
418
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,280
♪ Fuck a pandemic,
I'm still sellin' drugs ♪
419
00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:22,610
♪ Fly as a feather, lil fella ♪
420
00:19:22,650 --> 00:19:24,750
♪ Fresh off of lock,
I might go cop a bezel ♪
421
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:26,620
♪ Might smoke a bag
Of that mu'fuckin' scrilla ♪
422
00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:28,550
♪ Beat on my chest
Like a mu'fuckin' gorilla ♪
423
00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:30,190
♪ All in this Chucalissa jungle ♪
424
00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:31,450
♪ Bitch, we some killas ♪
425
00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:33,390
♪ Miss Mississippi ass soft As a pillow ♪
426
00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:35,390
♪ Only the real ones gone
Fuck with me, niggah ♪
427
00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:36,660
♪ Playin' with my city,
Gone end up a victim ♪
428
00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:38,390
♪ Where you from, huh? ♪
429
00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:40,630
♪ Where we from, bruh? ♪
430
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:44,470
♪ When you start somethin',
We fuck the club up ♪
431
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,900
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
432
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:47,800
Aye, you know they tryna trick
niggahs off the street, right?
433
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,610
And they wanna keep you inside,
but look, look.
434
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,710
We back outside now,
it's Champagne Campaign.
435
00:19:53,610 --> 00:20:03,550
♪ Champagne campaign ♪
436
00:20:03,590 --> 00:20:05,620
♪ Champagne campaign ♪
437
00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:08,290
Yeah, that way!
438
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:11,460
We start week two
tomorrow night in Memphis.
439
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:19,700
♪ Champagne campaign ♪
440
00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:27,840
All right, I'ma do both sides.
441
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,450
One...
442
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,750
...and two.
443
00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:32,450
♪ Oh, I'm a gummy bear ♪
444
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,780
♪ I'm a gummy bear ♪
445
00:20:34,820 --> 00:20:35,880
What's up, lil' mama?
446
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,250
When y'all startin' back up again?
447
00:20:37,290 --> 00:20:38,520
Why you even askin'?
448
00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:41,260
Shelle ain't gone let
yo' lil' ass come back.
449
00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:42,790
Bet I could convince her.
450
00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,260
Best believe I'm doin' errythang I can
451
00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:45,290
to make that happen.
452
00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:47,330
Mm-hmm.
453
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,600
What you doin'?
454
00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:50,270
Workin'.
455
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:52,700
I'ma hit you back laters.
456
00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:55,270
Laters.
457
00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:08,480
Oh, my God.
458
00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:12,690
Oh, my God.
459
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:17,430
Ooh-wee. Sweet baby Jesus!
460
00:21:18,430 --> 00:21:21,460
Ooh, yes. Champagne.
461
00:21:30,310 --> 00:21:33,010
Ahh.
462
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,450
Oh, lawd, I'm actin' like Keyshawn ass.
463
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,510
Mercedes.
464
00:21:45,490 --> 00:21:47,090
You must be Farrah.
465
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,020
I am.
466
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,900
The place is beaurtiful.
467
00:21:57,930 --> 00:22:00,070
- Beautiful?
- Mercedes.
468
00:22:03,070 --> 00:22:04,610
Coach.
469
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:05,840
Yeah, I know.
470
00:22:05,870 --> 00:22:06,980
The panny ain't been too kind
to me, has it?
471
00:22:07,010 --> 00:22:09,110
No. It done done you good.
472
00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:10,950
You just look real different
in regular lights
473
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:12,950
than the club lights.
474
00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:15,020
And you look good as ever.
475
00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:26,400
We're just gonna need you
to sign on page 3 and 5,
476
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:29,530
45, 67, and these NDAs.
477
00:22:34,370 --> 00:22:36,710
♪ What the fuck ♪
478
00:22:36,740 --> 00:22:40,110
♪ Fell up in the club gangsta,
Walkin' with my thugs ♪
479
00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:44,010
♪ DJ play that Duke Deuce
Then we fuckin' up the club ♪
480
00:22:44,050 --> 00:22:46,650
♪ Diamond grill, We want all gold slugs ♪
481
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,550
♪ Throw your signs In the air ♪
482
00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:50,490
♪ If you don't really give A fuck ♪
483
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,390
♪ What the fuck ♪
484
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:57,030
Maine, Memphis niggahs
don't give a fuck, maine.
485
00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:04,470
Niggah, that can't be right.
486
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:06,500
I ain't got that Rona yet.
487
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:09,910
Pico in the building!
488
00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:11,170
- What's up, lil niggah?
- What up, niggah?
489
00:23:11,410 --> 00:23:13,110
Yeah!
490
00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:14,880
Since when
Lante lil' bruh start rockin'
491
00:23:14,910 --> 00:23:15,980
that blue and gold?
492
00:23:16,010 --> 00:23:18,050
- Who, Pico?
- Yeah.
493
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,050
Since yo' boy knocked his ass out.
494
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,550
What fuh?
495
00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:24,150
You know I stay out
of y'all gang-gang shit.
496
00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:31,630
Big Teak out?!
497
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,830
Damn, it's like that, maine?
498
00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:35,930
Yeah, niggah.
499
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,700
Wait, ho-ho-hold on now.
500
00:23:37,730 --> 00:23:41,000
On God, maine, we can't
have no problems tonight.
501
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,540
Ain't gone be none.
502
00:23:45,110 --> 00:23:47,710
You know, I don't have no
problems with you, my niggah.
503
00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:49,650
Ain't no beef over here.
504
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,480
See, I been vegan fuh two years
skraight, you hear me?
505
00:23:51,510 --> 00:23:53,220
Thass good to hear, maine.
506
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:57,490
Aye, yo. Well, lookit hure, maine.
507
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,850
Where yo' shooter at?
508
00:23:58,890 --> 00:24:01,460
Cuz that crowd gettin' ready.
509
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,500
So you managin' Lil' Murda or somethin'?
510
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,730
Heyell, naw.
511
00:24:10,770 --> 00:24:12,600
- Thass all Woddy.
- Mm.
512
00:24:12,630 --> 00:24:15,240
But I do rep the reason
why he poppin', tho:
513
00:24:15,470 --> 00:24:16,540
Miss Mississippi.
514
00:24:16,570 --> 00:24:17,610
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
515
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:18,710
You reppin' Murda's lady?
516
00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:20,740
That chocolate bitch is a masterpiece!
517
00:24:20,780 --> 00:24:22,480
- That ain't Murda lady.
- And that niggah stay
518
00:24:22,510 --> 00:24:24,750
wit a bad bitch on his arm
and a mixtape in the skreets.
519
00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:29,250
Well, when his next joint,
"Trade Tales", drop,
520
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:33,590
you gone owe me some blue hunnids, niggah.
521
00:24:35,990 --> 00:24:38,860
I really love these pictures
of you, Coach.
522
00:24:38,890 --> 00:24:40,530
Ah, yeah. Thank you.
523
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,530
Farrah took 'em back when
she used to be a photographer.
524
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,730
I'm still a photographer.
525
00:24:44,770 --> 00:24:45,830
You know what I mean, baby.
526
00:24:45,870 --> 00:24:48,000
Like a professional photographer.
527
00:24:51,670 --> 00:24:53,140
That shit look professional to me.
528
00:24:53,180 --> 00:24:56,950
Niggah, you betta recognize.
529
00:24:56,980 --> 00:25:00,120
See here? This my favorite one.
530
00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:03,190
I like how you tap into
that soft masculine energy.
531
00:25:03,220 --> 00:25:05,150
You know, I'on think I'm
used to seeing photos of men
532
00:25:05,190 --> 00:25:06,920
taken from above 'em.
533
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,190
It's like we always haveta look up at 'em.
534
00:25:10,230 --> 00:25:11,260
Hm.
535
00:25:11,290 --> 00:25:13,100
And I like how you ain't do that,
536
00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:16,670
but also still kept his power.
537
00:25:18,270 --> 00:25:22,040
Y'all give me a moment.
This one of my players.
538
00:25:22,070 --> 00:25:24,310
This is Coach Haynes.
539
00:25:24,540 --> 00:25:27,280
Nobody's ever described
that photo like that.
540
00:25:32,310 --> 00:25:34,580
It's my first time, too, you know?
541
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:35,850
First time?
542
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,090
Doing this.
543
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,290
I've never met his other hoes.
544
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,260
I ain't no hoe.
545
00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:44,630
You're getting paid ten thousand a weekend
546
00:25:44,660 --> 00:25:45,860
and a condo
547
00:25:45,890 --> 00:25:50,200
to have sex with my husband, correct?
548
00:25:50,230 --> 00:25:51,970
Don't worry. I don't even get that much,
549
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,900
and I have to lay under him
all fuckin' week.
550
00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:55,000
Wanna trade places?
551
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:58,740
Heyell, no.
552
00:26:00,740 --> 00:26:02,310
Why did you ask for my permission?
553
00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:03,650
It's not like you needed it.
554
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,250
The others surely didn't.
555
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,920
Cuz a bitch got her some integrity.
556
00:26:06,950 --> 00:26:08,780
Hmm. Do you?
557
00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:10,220
Look.
558
00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:12,620
Some point in yo' life, you realize
559
00:26:12,650 --> 00:26:14,020
we all hoes to somethin'.
560
00:26:14,060 --> 00:26:17,660
I ain't never thought I'd be sittin' here.
561
00:26:17,690 --> 00:26:19,090
But I also never thought
I'd do a lot of shit
562
00:26:19,130 --> 00:26:20,260
I done already did.
563
00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:24,070
'Sides, this different.
564
00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:26,070
So what if I would have said no?
565
00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:28,940
Then I would have respected yo' no,
566
00:26:28,970 --> 00:26:29,970
hoe.
567
00:26:30,010 --> 00:26:31,940
Ah.
568
00:26:31,970 --> 00:26:34,010
I like to see y'all getting along.
569
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,680
Who was on the phone?
570
00:26:35,710 --> 00:26:37,180
Look like Walker's gonna be ready to play
571
00:26:37,210 --> 00:26:38,210
sooner than we thought.
572
00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:41,180
Thass so good!
573
00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:42,380
I know you was real worried about that.
574
00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:46,990
Well, uh, let me get out of y'all's...
575
00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:48,290
bed.
576
00:26:50,030 --> 00:26:51,730
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
577
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,700
Before you go, you gotta see this.
578
00:26:54,730 --> 00:26:56,830
Oh, I see.
579
00:26:56,870 --> 00:26:59,100
Naw, naw, naw. I want you to see
580
00:26:59,130 --> 00:27:01,170
"The Mercedes Experience."
581
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,370
Not sure I need to see
this "Mercedes Experience"
582
00:27:04,410 --> 00:27:07,040
that brings all the husbands to the yard.
583
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,840
'Cedes, show that one trick.
584
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,180
You know, the one where
your leg be, like, here,
585
00:27:10,210 --> 00:27:12,080
and then it's... bam!
586
00:27:12,110 --> 00:27:13,880
It's over there.
587
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:14,980
You don't have to.
588
00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:16,250
Come on, girl.
589
00:27:21,090 --> 00:27:23,690
Where can I plug this in at?
590
00:27:42,310 --> 00:27:44,680
♪ I ain't here To play no games ♪
591
00:27:44,710 --> 00:27:47,420
♪ I'm gonna give it to you ♪
592
00:27:47,450 --> 00:27:50,290
♪ Just how you want it ♪
593
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,250
♪ You can call me crazy ♪
594
00:27:52,290 --> 00:27:55,690
♪ Maybe you just Drive me crazy ♪
595
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,190
♪ Until the morning ♪
596
00:27:57,230 --> 00:27:59,830
♪ I be screamin', oh, oh, oh ♪
597
00:27:59,860 --> 00:28:01,460
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
598
00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:04,330
♪ Oh, oh, on you ♪
599
00:28:04,370 --> 00:28:07,200
♪ Got me sayin' oh, oh, oh ♪
600
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:10,040
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
601
00:28:10,070 --> 00:28:12,970
♪ Oh, oh, on you ♪
602
00:28:13,010 --> 00:28:18,010
♪ Got me sayin' ♪
603
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:22,280
♪ Damn ♪
604
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,350
♪ Ain't no limit What I'm pullin' ♪
605
00:28:24,390 --> 00:28:29,390
♪ When I fuck on you, Babe, oh, no ♪
606
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,130
♪ Talk that shit, Play with that clit ♪
607
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:37,170
♪ And watch it rain on you, Babe ♪
608
00:28:37,970 --> 00:28:39,200
♪ Funny how you thought I tapped out ♪
609
00:28:39,230 --> 00:28:40,740
♪ When we was fuckin' ♪
610
00:28:40,770 --> 00:28:43,740
♪ We're just gettin' started ♪
611
00:28:43,770 --> 00:28:45,510
♪ Ooh, whoa ♪
612
00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:47,910
♪ Hit it, quit it ♪
613
00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:49,810
♪ Feel that shit, get it ♪
614
00:28:49,850 --> 00:28:51,210
♪ Lick it, fuck it, feel it ♪
615
00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:53,220
♪ Touch it, ooh ♪
616
00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:55,420
♪ Uh, titties in your mouth ♪
617
00:28:55,450 --> 00:28:59,890
♪ With your tongue all out ♪
618
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:02,260
♪ Whoa, oh-oh ♪
619
00:29:02,290 --> 00:29:04,960
♪ I ain't here
To play no games... ♪
620
00:29:04,990 --> 00:29:06,230
♪ Oh, I'm a gummy bear ♪
621
00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:07,460
Aw, shit.
622
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:08,460
♪ Yes, I'm a gummy bear ♪
623
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:11,200
♪ Oh, what a yummy tummy... ♪
624
00:29:11,230 --> 00:29:14,070
♪ Just how you want it ♪
625
00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:16,140
♪ You can call me crazy ♪
626
00:29:16,170 --> 00:29:19,310
♪ Maybe you just Drive me crazy ♪
627
00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:22,110
♪ When you touch on it ♪
628
00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:25,410
♪ Got my legs up, Hands up, at attention ♪
629
00:29:25,450 --> 00:29:30,120
♪ You make me stand up
And switch up on it ♪
630
00:29:30,150 --> 00:29:32,490
♪ Make your head go 'Round and 'round ♪
631
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:37,530
♪ And got me makin' sounds
Until the morning ♪
632
00:29:43,230 --> 00:29:45,070
So now for the good news.
633
00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:47,900
I, um, just talked to my daddy,
634
00:29:47,940 --> 00:29:51,510
and he just might have a job for you.
635
00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:53,110
Britney,
636
00:29:53,140 --> 00:29:57,050
as much as I'd love to litigate
for your dad's fund...
637
00:29:58,410 --> 00:30:01,050
...I'm gonna have to respectfully pass.
638
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,050
I get it. You just need more...
639
00:30:04,090 --> 00:30:06,250
Time.
640
00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:11,330
Speaking of that,
when are you coming back?
641
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:16,330
Uh, the reading of the will
got pushed back
642
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,500
on account of Mookie's
diamond grill appointment...
643
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,000
Dr. Seagram-Watkins,
644
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,570
another one's coding.
645
00:30:23,610 --> 00:30:25,310
Got you. Uh, Andre, I'm...
646
00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:28,040
I'll call you back.
647
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,600
♪ Oh, I'm a gummy bear ♪
648
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:55,970
-♪ Yes, I'm a gummy bear... ♪
- Shit.
649
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,410
One sec, y'all.
650
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,410
♪ Oh, what a yummy
Tummy feeling like... ♪
651
00:31:04,450 --> 00:31:06,210
Terricka, I told you I'm workin'.
652
00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:07,620
- Whassup?
- This is Sheriff Deputy
653
00:31:07,650 --> 00:31:10,020
Jesse Bridges from the
Chucalissa Sheriff's office.
654
00:31:10,050 --> 00:31:12,090
Jesse? Why you got Terricka's phone?
655
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,920
I pulled her over fuh underage drivin'.
656
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,160
She ain't got no car.
657
00:31:15,190 --> 00:31:17,330
It's in the name of the passenger,
658
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,560
Shelle Shelton.
659
00:31:18,590 --> 00:31:20,000
Passenger?
660
00:31:23,530 --> 00:31:26,100
Yeah, the owner of the car
is passed out in the back,
661
00:31:26,130 --> 00:31:29,240
and let's just say even God
can smell the liquor on her.
662
00:31:29,270 --> 00:31:31,040
If nobody comes to pick up Terricka,
663
00:31:31,070 --> 00:31:32,940
she gone have to go to the jailhouse.
664
00:31:32,970 --> 00:31:36,180
Ain't no place fuh a woman,
let alone a chile.
665
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,350
- It's him!
- Oh, shit.
666
00:31:39,450 --> 00:31:41,350
Goddamn!
667
00:31:41,380 --> 00:31:43,420
Hey, my 'Sippi Cups!
668
00:31:43,450 --> 00:31:47,060
The club just got toe up
from the flo' up, ya heard me?
669
00:31:47,090 --> 00:31:49,960
Yeah, we was all
on that stage tonight, maine.
670
00:31:49,990 --> 00:31:52,530
Yo' girl, M-I-Crooked
Letter-Crooked Letter
671
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:57,170
and Lil' Murda done bodied that
biyaah so bad we finna ride it
672
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,300
on out in a hearse, y'all!
673
00:31:59,330 --> 00:32:00,540
Murda!
674
00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:01,970
- Oh.
- Damn, bitch.
675
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,270
Bitch, watch where you goin'!
676
00:32:03,310 --> 00:32:04,940
Murda!
677
00:32:04,970 --> 00:32:06,510
- Murda! Murda!
- Aye, aye, aye.
678
00:32:06,540 --> 00:32:08,040
Shawty, let me holla atchu real quick.
679
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,480
Niggah, is yo' name Murda?
680
00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:11,010
Bitch. Fuck you mean?
681
00:32:11,050 --> 00:32:12,110
Aye...
682
00:32:12,150 --> 00:32:14,050
Don't go disrespectin' the guh, now.
683
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:17,490
Mm. Thank you, niggah feminist.
684
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,090
I suggest you get lil' real quick
685
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,720
before I haveta bless yo' ass, niggah.
686
00:32:24,330 --> 00:32:26,590
Bitch, you just ain't his type.
687
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,160
♪ Well I'm A gat-toting ♪
688
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,470
♪ Pistol-holding nigga on
Your damn street... ♪
689
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:34,100
Oh! Oh!
690
00:32:34,140 --> 00:32:36,740
♪ Throwing them bows
Up at these hoes... ♪
691
00:32:36,970 --> 00:32:38,740
- Oh, man.
- Get... get... move!
692
00:32:38,970 --> 00:32:40,340
♪ We make them
Niggas hit the flo' ♪
693
00:32:40,380 --> 00:32:41,980
♪ Ain't no game off in this Thing ♪
694
00:32:42,010 --> 00:32:44,180
♪ We be deep off In your party... ♪
695
00:32:44,210 --> 00:32:45,350
Where the fuck you goin', niggah?
696
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,720
I finna go jack these foos, niggah!
697
00:32:46,750 --> 00:32:48,380
Fuck!
698
00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:49,580
♪ ...And run
They mouth just like a hoe ♪
699
00:32:53,420 --> 00:32:55,660
Let's go! Pump the pedal!
700
00:32:59,690 --> 00:33:01,430
Fuck, let's go, niggah!
701
00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:04,100
Move! Fucking go!
702
00:33:04,130 --> 00:33:05,670
Go, Keyshawn, GO! Damn it!
703
00:33:08,270 --> 00:33:10,210
Do I need to go to The Med,
or we finna go to bed?!?
704
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,670
Teak, Teak, what the fuck?
705
00:33:12,710 --> 00:33:14,380
Niggah, is you tryin' to start a war?
706
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,110
Get off of me! I'm good, niggah!
707
00:33:18,150 --> 00:33:21,020
Looks like our damn security
gone need some security.
708
00:33:21,050 --> 00:33:22,380
♪ Knuck if you buck ♪
709
00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:25,450
♪ Knuck-knuck-kn-kn-kn-
Knuck if you buck, boy ♪
710
00:33:25,490 --> 00:33:29,260
Move, niggah! Move! Move! Move!
711
00:33:29,290 --> 00:33:32,460
Keyshawn bring foolishness
everywhere she go.
712
00:33:32,490 --> 00:33:34,700
Oh! Get... move out of my way.
713
00:33:34,730 --> 00:33:36,660
Mm, her lashes live though.
714
00:33:45,510 --> 00:33:46,670
Fuck.
715
00:33:46,710 --> 00:33:49,240
You welcome.
716
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,750
Errybody bound to start
on each other cycle.
717
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,650
Can you, uh?
718
00:33:59,690 --> 00:34:02,760
So, you never told me where you was from.
719
00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:05,230
- Heyell.
- Funny.
720
00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:06,330
I'm from heaven.
721
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,360
How'd you end up in this shithole then?
722
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,200
I found myself lost,
723
00:34:10,230 --> 00:34:11,730
plans undid.
724
00:34:11,770 --> 00:34:13,600
But then I listened to the wind,
725
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:18,440
and allasudden, I knew where to go.
726
00:34:18,470 --> 00:34:20,640
Well, you prollly should get
yo' ears checked out then.
727
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:21,640
Yo' head too.
728
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,710
You really might be from heyell.
729
00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:26,820
You got a lot of darkness in you.
730
00:34:26,850 --> 00:34:28,720
Bitch, 'scuse you?
731
00:34:28,750 --> 00:34:31,420
That wun't no shade.
732
00:34:31,450 --> 00:34:34,590
We all need a little heyell in our lives.
733
00:34:34,620 --> 00:34:36,560
Makes you appreciate the light.
734
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:58,350
Whisper,
Roulette, y'all ready?
735
00:34:58,380 --> 00:34:59,750
Ready.
736
00:34:59,780 --> 00:35:01,880
All y'all heaux must abide
737
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,690
by Uncle Clifford
rule number .00-twanky-five
738
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:07,690
"Wear y'all mu'fuckin' mask!"
739
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,620
Got to stay with yo'
Corona couture on like me,
740
00:35:09,660 --> 00:35:10,760
m-kay, 'kay, 'kay?
741
00:35:13,630 --> 00:35:14,560
Oh, heyell naw!
742
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,300
Nineveh! Lysol her!
743
00:35:16,330 --> 00:35:17,530
- I'm sprayin', I'm sprayin'!
- Lysol it
744
00:35:17,570 --> 00:35:19,270
all down.
745
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:20,700
Aw, shit. This some oil sheen.
746
00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:22,240
Ooh, chile, that'll do.
747
00:35:22,270 --> 00:35:24,610
You done fixed yuh guts,
but you done broke yuh nose?
748
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,240
- It's ALLERGIES!
- Ugh!
749
00:35:26,270 --> 00:35:27,710
Allergies, my ass!
750
00:35:27,740 --> 00:35:29,210
You better go get you some Cluritin
751
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:31,250
and get up outta my face!
752
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,410
Sneezin' in a fuckin' pandemic, bitch!
753
00:35:33,450 --> 00:35:34,720
♪ Finna take all y'all
Niggahs fuh a trip ♪
754
00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:36,580
♪ We throwin' ass
Fuh that cash on the dick ♪
755
00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:38,520
♪ Come to The Pynk Cuz you want that biz ♪
756
00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:08,450
Whoo!
757
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,320
It's rainin' scrillaaaa!
758
00:36:31,910 --> 00:36:33,810
My bad. My bad.
759
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,610
Don't tell me you still
cryin' over this bitch.
760
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:36,880
Naw, I'm good. I'm good.
761
00:36:36,910 --> 00:36:40,210
Boy, let's go inside
and look at this puuussy.
762
00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:44,650
Ooh,
thank y'all fuh the lurvvv,
763
00:36:44,690 --> 00:36:46,450
but I'm just the openin' act.
764
00:36:46,490 --> 00:36:48,860
I'ma need y'all to give it up fuh Whisper
765
00:36:48,890 --> 00:36:51,630
and Rouuuu-lette!
766
00:36:53,290 --> 00:36:54,960
♪ Naw, I'm just playin'
'Less you say I can ♪
767
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,530
♪ And I'm known to be A real nasty man ♪
768
00:36:57,570 --> 00:36:59,830
♪ And they say a closed mouth
Don't get fed ♪
769
00:36:59,870 --> 00:37:01,540
♪ So baby girl Don't be scared ♪
770
00:37:01,570 --> 00:37:02,940
♪ You heard what I said ♪
771
00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:04,540
♪ We need to make Our way to the bed ♪
772
00:37:04,570 --> 00:37:06,870
♪ So we can start Getting laid... ♪
773
00:37:06,910 --> 00:37:08,810
Oh, hear ye, hear ye,
774
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:09,980
Pynk pony riders!
775
00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:14,320
It's Whisper in the house!
776
00:37:14,350 --> 00:37:21,260
♪ Tss, Tss ♪
777
00:37:21,290 --> 00:37:22,760
♪ Tss... ♪
778
00:37:22,790 --> 00:37:24,360
Ooh!
779
00:37:24,390 --> 00:37:26,960
Throw it up, Ms. New Booty Whisper.
780
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,600
Throw it up!
781
00:37:28,630 --> 00:37:30,630
Owww!
782
00:37:30,670 --> 00:37:32,630
♪ She don't never
do it how I do it ♪
783
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,640
♪ She don't never
ride it like I do... ♪
784
00:37:36,670 --> 00:37:40,010
Yes, Roulette! Get 'em!
785
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,610
♪ Big bag
counting big cash ♪
786
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,880
♪ Tell that hoe don't touch
a stage 'less the bitch bad ♪
787
00:37:44,910 --> 00:37:47,350
♪ All them hunnids yea we run it
got a bitch mad ♪
788
00:37:47,380 --> 00:37:49,720
♪ Taking all a nigga money
got a bitch sad ♪
789
00:37:49,750 --> 00:37:51,320
♪ Ain't nobody in the club ♪
790
00:37:51,350 --> 00:37:52,820
♪ Who really do it like we do now ♪
791
00:37:52,850 --> 00:37:54,690
♪ If I drop it low you know
yo nigga wanna screw now ♪
792
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:55,820
♪ Talking in the back then ♪
793
00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:57,560
♪ We can fight and we can chew out ♪
794
00:37:57,590 --> 00:37:58,730
♪ Winning all the dollas on the flo' ♪
795
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,430
♪ What you gone do now ♪
796
00:38:00,460 --> 00:38:02,460
♪ Lights out they gone throw
it for da Roulette ♪
797
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:04,670
♪ Whisper, she gone do it how she do it ♪
798
00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:07,040
♪ Tip ha give a fuck about who you is ♪
799
00:38:07,070 --> 00:38:09,600
♪ Rich gul she gone do it how she do it ♪
800
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,640
♪ Lookin and watching
they think that we rookies ♪
801
00:38:11,670 --> 00:38:12,910
♪ But they can't come make a bag ♪
802
00:38:12,940 --> 00:38:14,610
♪ Without them selling da pussy ♪
803
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,640
♪ But we don't do all da drama
we gone go for da kill ♪
804
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,810
♪ And when he come in da club
you know he payin da bill ♪
805
00:38:18,850 --> 00:38:21,880
♪ Tip dollas tip on a bad hoe ♪
806
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,090
♪ Drip on em don't slip on a bag hoe ♪
807
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,990
♪ Thick bitch wit a whole lotta ass tho ♪
808
00:38:27,020 --> 00:38:28,090
♪ When it's time to go out ♪
809
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,720
♪ Body on da pole ♪
810
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:30,890
♪ Yeah we known to take a hoe out ♪
811
00:38:30,930 --> 00:38:32,330
♪ Doin what they know bout ♪
812
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:33,660
♪ Run em like a robot ♪
813
00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:34,860
♪ Taking every nigga in the club ♪
814
00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:36,730
♪ Bring some mo' out bitch ♪
815
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,450
Whoo! Throw that stimmy!
816
00:38:58,490 --> 00:38:59,890
Throw that stimmmmyyyy!
817
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,420
Mmmmm.
818
00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:13,370
Ooh-- Ah...
819
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,040
Roulette! I'ma getcho ass--
820
00:39:15,070 --> 00:39:16,670
What?
821
00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:18,010
Bitch, turn my shit on!
822
00:39:25,380 --> 00:39:27,150
She won't pick up the phone.
823
00:39:27,380 --> 00:39:28,680
I'm trying to make things right,
824
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:30,020
but Gidget won't fuckin' let me.
825
00:39:30,050 --> 00:39:31,850
Well, unless you Jesus
and her mama Lazarus,
826
00:39:31,890 --> 00:39:33,550
I'on thank you can
make things right, maine.
827
00:39:33,590 --> 00:39:35,120
I ain't kill her mama.
828
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,460
You ain't give her mama Rona?
829
00:39:37,490 --> 00:39:39,460
That ain't even not the point.
830
00:39:39,490 --> 00:39:41,400
Well, I beg to differ.
831
00:39:43,630 --> 00:39:45,870
I was fixin' ta retire
from this connect-life shit.
832
00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:48,170
Retire? But we just
gettin' started, maine.
833
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,400
Well, you can have this shit. I'm THRU.
834
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,410
After this pickup tonight,
I'm gone get my bitch a ring,
835
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,110
I'm gonna get her that white picket fence
836
00:39:55,140 --> 00:39:57,850
and that golden retriever she be wantin'.
837
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,180
A slice of that normal pie.
838
00:39:59,410 --> 00:40:00,980
Gidget don't like no normal pie!
839
00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:02,620
And I reckon you don't neither.
840
00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:03,580
Rule number one million:
841
00:40:03,620 --> 00:40:04,620
ain't no titties on the main stage!
842
00:40:04,650 --> 00:40:06,950
Sorry, Uncle Clifford!
843
00:40:06,990 --> 00:40:08,790
Girl,
844
00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:10,660
this bag heavier
than my mama whoopin' hand!
845
00:40:10,690 --> 00:40:13,960
Girl, you were like a tornado
on that pole tonight!
846
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,600
Naw, bitch, that was you!
847
00:40:15,630 --> 00:40:17,130
Well, then you were like...
848
00:40:17,170 --> 00:40:19,770
Fiyahh!
849
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,440
Yo, thass an impressive
spatchcock you got there.
850
00:40:22,470 --> 00:40:24,640
Do what with a cock?
851
00:40:24,670 --> 00:40:26,440
Do I look like a bussdown to you?
852
00:40:26,470 --> 00:40:28,940
No-no-no, naw.
I said impressive "spatchcock."
853
00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:31,110
You know, the thing when you--
854
00:40:31,150 --> 00:40:33,010
Aw, bitch, you know I'on be knowin'
855
00:40:33,050 --> 00:40:35,150
the names of no move, nanh.
856
00:40:35,180 --> 00:40:36,720
How you know that?
857
00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:37,990
You fuck strippers or something?
858
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:40,560
- Naw.
- Yea.
859
00:40:43,830 --> 00:40:45,460
Ain't nu'n wrong with fuckin' a strippah.
860
00:40:45,490 --> 00:40:49,960
Marryin' one is when you got a problem.
861
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,230
See, thass what I was thinkin'.
862
00:40:51,470 --> 00:40:52,900
Come on, maine.
863
00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:58,110
Big L, yo' break was over
864
00:40:58,140 --> 00:40:59,470
15 years ago.
865
00:40:59,510 --> 00:41:00,740
You the worstest security ever.
866
00:41:00,780 --> 00:41:02,640
Copy. Let me gone on
867
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,810
and just do this front do'.
868
00:41:07,220 --> 00:41:09,620
Wait on me.
869
00:41:15,220 --> 00:41:19,030
Yo, yo' freen can't just be
droppin' knowledge like that
870
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:20,930
and then walk away.
871
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,060
She do that sometime.
872
00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:32,070
You got somethin' in yo' teeth.
873
00:41:35,010 --> 00:41:37,650
Let me get it out fuh you.
874
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,650
Open wide.
875
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:53,630
I can't believe you had
my baby drivin' yo' drunk ass!
876
00:41:53,660 --> 00:41:54,760
I thought you was "sober."
877
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:55,860
Sober only last fuh so long
878
00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:56,900
when you ain't got no job--
879
00:41:56,930 --> 00:41:58,170
That ain't no fuckin' excuse!
880
00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,970
You know, I'll be damned
881
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,740
if a hoe stand 'cross from me
in my own house
882
00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,010
and judge me--
883
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:07,640
Yeah, thass right.
884
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:08,940
Throw that shit up with the rest
885
00:42:08,980 --> 00:42:10,280
of all that bullshit you yappin'!
886
00:42:10,310 --> 00:42:12,580
Callin' me a hoe. You got some nerve!
887
00:42:12,610 --> 00:42:15,550
You the raggedy bitch had
Terricka in the driver's seat.
888
00:42:15,580 --> 00:42:17,020
She a chile, Shelle.
889
00:42:17,050 --> 00:42:19,820
You sho' ain't tell nobody you
was a chile when you were 15.
890
00:42:19,850 --> 00:42:23,120
Not my fault my titties
and hips came in early.
891
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:27,800
Yo' titties and ass didn't lie
to Cortez about you bein' 18.
892
00:42:27,830 --> 00:42:29,030
Yo' mouth did.
893
00:42:32,170 --> 00:42:34,300
You neva did let that shit go!
894
00:42:34,340 --> 00:42:36,700
How could I let it go?
895
00:42:36,740 --> 00:42:37,970
You ruined my life.
896
00:42:39,910 --> 00:42:42,810
I didn't exactly climb on toppa myself.
897
00:42:44,950 --> 00:42:47,080
- Oh, it's Cortez fault now?
- Cortez was her daddy.
898
00:42:47,110 --> 00:42:48,980
And when my mama said he had
to look after her,
899
00:42:49,020 --> 00:42:51,890
yes, he had no choice.
900
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,920
But you, you did. After he died,
901
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:57,020
you stepped in like the saint
you pretended to be
902
00:42:57,060 --> 00:42:59,160
and wanted to play mama to MY child!
903
00:42:59,190 --> 00:43:00,290
What choice I have?
904
00:43:00,330 --> 00:43:01,330
You coulda given her back,
905
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:02,900
like I begged you to,
906
00:43:02,930 --> 00:43:04,170
'stead of sayin' no.
907
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,730
- I said no?
- Every time I axed,
908
00:43:05,770 --> 00:43:06,770
you said no!
909
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,100
I begged, you said no.
910
00:43:08,140 --> 00:43:09,940
I pleaded, YOU said NO!
911
00:43:09,970 --> 00:43:12,340
HE said no!
912
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:20,310
With his laaast breath,
913
00:43:20,350 --> 00:43:24,020
Cortez begged me to look after her...
914
00:43:24,050 --> 00:43:27,860
Prolly cuz he knew you couldn't.
915
00:43:27,890 --> 00:43:31,060
Just like yo' mama knew.
916
00:43:31,090 --> 00:43:34,200
You think I wanna stare in the face
917
00:43:34,230 --> 00:43:37,830
of his mistake every day?
918
00:43:37,870 --> 00:43:40,970
I done wasted years of my life
919
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,810
bein' loyal to a dead man...
920
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:49,240
w-who wouldn't be loyal to me
when he walked this Earth.
921
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,750
Ain't that some shit?
922
00:44:17,970 --> 00:44:19,210
♪ I'm Django bitch ♪
923
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,710
♪ And don't forget That shit... ♪
924
00:44:20,740 --> 00:44:23,180
This bitch must be good
at Super Mario Brothers
925
00:44:23,210 --> 00:44:25,050
the way she done skipped levels.
926
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,880
She gone find herself
missin' in her own mirror
927
00:44:26,910 --> 00:44:28,180
she keep on...
928
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:32,920
Look, I promise, baby,
929
00:44:32,950 --> 00:44:34,820
I'll make it worth yo' while.
930
00:44:34,860 --> 00:44:36,090
Come on, girl.
931
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:39,760
Niggah, what part of "NO"
don't you understand?
932
00:44:39,790 --> 00:44:41,000
- The N or the O?
- Look, shit.
933
00:44:41,030 --> 00:44:42,800
Look, my homeboy told me 'bout this girl
934
00:44:42,830 --> 00:44:44,470
wit' the dick-suckin' lips.
935
00:44:44,700 --> 00:44:46,400
Hell, I'm lookin' fuh the chewin' bitch.
936
00:44:46,430 --> 00:44:49,040
Aight? What you pursuin'?
937
00:44:49,070 --> 00:44:50,240
Ugh!
938
00:44:50,270 --> 00:44:52,340
Yo, where you goin', baby?
939
00:44:52,370 --> 00:44:55,110
Aye!
940
00:44:59,810 --> 00:45:01,950
Andre's just checking in on Corbin's bid.
941
00:45:01,980 --> 00:45:02,980
Well?
942
00:45:03,020 --> 00:45:04,920
I'm not settling for less than ten.
943
00:45:06,150 --> 00:45:07,720
Heiffa, yo' yellah tail gone turn blue
944
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:12,030
waiting on these whypipo
to give you $10 million.
945
00:45:12,060 --> 00:45:14,860
You best settle in good, Ms. 69%.
946
00:45:14,900 --> 00:45:16,100
Runnin' a club ain't easy.
947
00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:19,000
But what if we could get that?
948
00:45:19,030 --> 00:45:20,100
Why wouldn't you sell?
949
00:45:20,130 --> 00:45:21,500
Where all these heiffas gone go?
950
00:45:21,740 --> 00:45:23,740
Should that even be
any of your concern?
951
00:45:26,010 --> 00:45:28,510
I know if I did,
952
00:45:28,740 --> 00:45:33,050
least now I'd get $3.1 million.
953
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,090
Well, look at that.
954
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,220
You actually are good at math.
955
00:45:40,250 --> 00:45:43,260
Mm-hmm.
956
00:45:51,330 --> 00:45:53,530
What she say?
957
00:46:01,310 --> 00:46:06,210
Ooh, this bitch got life fuuucked up!
958
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,150
Would Promised Land actually
pay $10 million
959
00:46:11,190 --> 00:46:12,190
fuh The Pynk's land?
960
00:46:12,220 --> 00:46:13,820
They might.
961
00:46:13,850 --> 00:46:17,990
As she said, they got need and desire.
962
00:46:18,030 --> 00:46:20,360
You gotta convince ole girl to sell.
963
00:46:20,390 --> 00:46:23,400
I think she waitin' to see if
the town votes for that casino.
964
00:46:23,430 --> 00:46:25,200
Cause if it does...
965
00:46:25,230 --> 00:46:27,170
...she might become
the most powerful person
966
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,100
in all of Chucalissa.
967
00:46:29,140 --> 00:46:31,070
Even more powerful than yo' brother.
968
00:46:31,110 --> 00:46:34,010
Yeah, cuz nobody stupid
enough to run against him.
969
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,340
Shiiit.
970
00:46:35,380 --> 00:46:36,980
I would.
971
00:46:37,010 --> 00:46:38,310
You wouldn't win.
972
00:46:38,350 --> 00:46:40,280
Damn! You ain't got faith in a brother?
973
00:46:40,310 --> 00:46:42,120
You ain't got
no brand recognition.
974
00:46:42,150 --> 00:46:43,950
You ain't backed by no church.
975
00:46:43,980 --> 00:46:45,920
Heyell, you don't even live here.
976
00:46:45,950 --> 00:46:47,860
Heyell, are you even from here?
977
00:46:47,890 --> 00:46:49,920
I AM from Chucalissa.
978
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:53,030
Born and mu'fuckin' raised, thank you.
979
00:46:55,860 --> 00:46:58,100
Plus you wrong about one of the above.
980
00:46:58,130 --> 00:47:00,100
- I got land here.
- Oh.
981
00:47:00,130 --> 00:47:01,300
And I'm a registered voter,
982
00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:02,970
much to my wife's chagrin.
983
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,310
Had to cast my vote for the...
984
00:47:05,340 --> 00:47:08,180
First Black Mayor
985
00:47:08,210 --> 00:47:10,380
of Chucalissa.
986
00:47:10,410 --> 00:47:12,950
Well, what about that?
987
00:47:14,550 --> 00:47:18,190
"Tydell Ruffin's godson
picks up the baton."
988
00:47:18,220 --> 00:47:19,220
You funny.
989
00:47:19,250 --> 00:47:20,390
And you stupid,
990
00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:23,960
but hopefully stupid enough to run, cuz...
991
00:47:23,990 --> 00:47:26,460
I'd sho'll be stupid enough
to foot the bill.
992
00:47:35,570 --> 00:47:37,240
- Move.
- Thank you.
993
00:47:37,270 --> 00:47:38,610
Oh, there we go. That way.
994
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,270
Oh, damn, girl!
995
00:47:41,510 --> 00:47:43,240
Tired as mu'fuck--
996
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,250
Uh. Oh.
997
00:47:53,190 --> 00:47:55,020
Ahh, you kiss sloppy!
998
00:47:55,060 --> 00:47:57,930
You welcome, niggah.
999
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:02,430
How Big Teak?
1000
00:48:02,460 --> 00:48:05,430
That niggah be aight.
1001
00:48:05,470 --> 00:48:06,930
How yo' scalp feelin'?
1002
00:48:06,970 --> 00:48:08,470
Less itchy.
1003
00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:10,200
Mm.
1004
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:13,270
I told you my oil gone work.
1005
00:48:15,380 --> 00:48:19,280
I'ma call it Miss Sipp Hair Food.
1006
00:48:25,450 --> 00:48:27,960
I'on know if all of this
dandruff in yo' scalp
1007
00:48:27,990 --> 00:48:29,960
is from all of that bleach,
1008
00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:34,960
or you just, like...
1009
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,130
lovesick...
1010
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,570
Mind yo' business, shawty.
1011
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,410
You overthinkin' it.
1012
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,610
- I--
- You green as hell, you know?
1013
00:48:52,210 --> 00:48:53,480
- Give me this.
- Keyshawn.
1014
00:48:53,510 --> 00:48:55,480
Look. Look, okay.
1015
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:58,290
Niggah, "I guess I miss you?"
1016
00:49:00,290 --> 00:49:02,490
You denied her. Now you guessin'?
1017
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,030
Nobody wanna play Clue up in this bitch.
1018
00:49:05,060 --> 00:49:06,630
What I'm gone say then, Keyshawn?
1019
00:49:06,660 --> 00:49:09,330
You the poet.
1020
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,570
You like, uh,
1021
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,670
like, uh, Shake-a-spure or somethin'.
1022
00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:16,500
Just go with the 27th thought.
1023
00:49:16,540 --> 00:49:18,110
- Hm?
- Aight.
1024
00:49:18,140 --> 00:49:20,310
Aight. Bet.
1025
00:49:33,150 --> 00:49:35,060
Niggah, "I love you?"
1026
00:49:35,090 --> 00:49:36,490
Thass the 27th thought?
1027
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,490
Keyshawn,
1028
00:49:38,530 --> 00:49:40,130
thass the only thought.
1029
00:49:44,530 --> 00:49:46,630
Well,
1030
00:49:46,670 --> 00:49:50,070
can't fuck this up then.
1031
00:49:50,100 --> 00:49:53,310
Uncle Cliffords don't come
around too often in life
1032
00:49:53,340 --> 00:49:55,580
or in heaven.
1033
00:49:58,610 --> 00:50:01,220
I know what I did.
1034
00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:03,780
But what you do
to get kicked out the kingdom?
1035
00:50:07,620 --> 00:50:10,690
I couldn't believe in fairy tales.
1036
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,030
Mm.
1037
00:50:18,670 --> 00:50:20,700
We finna send this.
1038
00:50:20,730 --> 00:50:22,700
We finna send this right now!
1039
00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:23,740
Keyshawn, no, we not.
1040
00:50:23,770 --> 00:50:25,340
- Yes, we is!
- No, we ain't.
1041
00:50:25,370 --> 00:50:26,510
Okay, okay.
1042
00:50:26,540 --> 00:50:27,780
Now you done got too excited--
1043
00:50:27,810 --> 00:50:29,110
- Whoo!
- See? See?
1044
00:50:29,140 --> 00:50:30,710
Keyshawn. Keyshawn, give me my damn--
1045
00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:32,080
okay, see?
1046
00:50:32,110 --> 00:50:33,450
- Yo'... yo' silly ass...
- Whoo!
1047
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:34,720
Okay... ah, see, look.
1048
00:50:34,750 --> 00:50:35,820
I'ma start puttin' it in my pocket.
1049
00:50:36,050 --> 00:50:37,250
You gone be mad.
1050
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:38,750
Keyshawn, can I have my... Okay.
1051
00:50:38,790 --> 00:50:40,390
What... what is that?
1052
00:50:40,420 --> 00:50:41,690
Keyshawn, give me my damn...
1053
00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:42,820
Keyshawn, give me my...
1054
00:50:43,060 --> 00:50:44,560
Aye, aye, aye, aye... ah.
1055
00:50:44,590 --> 00:50:46,160
- Hey. Oh.
- Damn, man.
1056
00:50:46,190 --> 00:50:49,130
Murda, can you mob to the store
with me real quick, maine?
1057
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:50,730
Uh, yeah.
1058
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,300
All right.
1059
00:50:52,330 --> 00:50:54,740
I'ma just grab my jacket.
1060
00:50:54,770 --> 00:50:56,740
Fuck.
1061
00:50:59,470 --> 00:51:01,380
I'll be back.
1062
00:51:12,390 --> 00:51:16,560
Bitch can't even get niggahs
some Velveeta.
1063
00:51:22,430 --> 00:51:25,370
I'm makin' some food. You hungry?
1064
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,300
Was what Shelle said true?
1065
00:51:31,670 --> 00:51:33,770
You was only 15?
1066
00:51:33,810 --> 00:51:35,480
You heard all that?
1067
00:51:35,510 --> 00:51:36,810
Yeah...
1068
00:51:39,180 --> 00:51:41,420
I was.
1069
00:51:41,450 --> 00:51:43,320
But yo' daddy ain't know that.
1070
00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:45,390
I lied cuz I was in a rush to grow up,
1071
00:51:45,420 --> 00:51:48,520
and then I... I grew up.
1072
00:51:51,290 --> 00:51:52,890
Did you love him?
1073
00:51:56,330 --> 00:51:58,770
Yes.
1074
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:00,470
Did he love you?
1075
00:52:05,810 --> 00:52:08,440
You regret it?
1076
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:11,250
Gettin' pregnant was a mistake.
1077
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,710
But havin' you was somethin'
I ain't neva regretted.
1078
00:52:13,750 --> 00:52:16,450
Moment I saw you, I knew you was mine.
1079
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,420
Shiiit, you was yellin' up a storm.
1080
00:52:18,450 --> 00:52:20,490
You had to be mine.
1081
00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:25,890
And you are his.
1082
00:52:25,930 --> 00:52:27,690
You the spittin' image of him.
1083
00:52:31,230 --> 00:52:33,570
You may not have been planned,
1084
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,170
but you were wanted.
1085
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,410
Then why didn't you keep me?
1086
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:39,810
I was 15.
1087
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,810
I had to do what my mama said.
1088
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:46,250
Even if it meant givin' up the only thang
1089
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,250
I ever called my own.
1090
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,850
But you didn't stay 15.
1091
00:52:51,890 --> 00:52:54,220
I didn't.
1092
00:52:54,250 --> 00:52:56,460
I became a dancer, and
1093
00:52:56,490 --> 00:52:59,330
wun't no court was gone
give a stripper back her baby.
1094
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:08,440
It seems like there's always
gonna be an excuse with you.
1095
00:53:08,470 --> 00:53:10,500
I'ma go to bed.
1096
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,650
Surprised you ain't
wrapped that bitch yet.
1097
00:53:24,690 --> 00:53:26,220
I ain't her type.
1098
00:53:26,250 --> 00:53:28,220
What you mean, foo'?
1099
00:53:28,260 --> 00:53:31,260
Keyshawn like 'em
how I like my Air Forces,
1100
00:53:31,290 --> 00:53:32,730
krispy white.
1101
00:53:34,660 --> 00:53:38,770
Yeah, well... Yeah.
1102
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:41,000
Sorry about what happened earlier.
1103
00:53:42,970 --> 00:53:44,640
There's one thing I hate,
1104
00:53:44,670 --> 00:53:47,310
is a disloyal-ass niggah.
1105
00:53:47,340 --> 00:53:49,910
He wun't slime all the way.
He was just "affiliated,"
1106
00:53:49,940 --> 00:53:53,410
so I ain't trippin'.
1107
00:53:53,450 --> 00:53:54,620
You get into one fight,
1108
00:53:54,650 --> 00:53:55,980
and Pico go Chief-fi-Chief?
1109
00:53:56,020 --> 00:53:57,950
Niggah just ain't cut like us, maine.
1110
00:53:57,990 --> 00:54:00,320
Yea, you might be too cut.
1111
00:54:00,350 --> 00:54:03,590
You out here tryna start a war?
1112
00:54:03,620 --> 00:54:06,530
Naw, just tryna have yo' back, maine.
1113
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:10,330
Hmm. Guess shit ain't changed.
1114
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:11,970
Naw...
1115
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:21,580
What, maine?
1116
00:54:21,610 --> 00:54:23,610
Aww...
1117
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,050
'Memba yo' first night
in the cell with Boosie?
1118
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:28,550
- Hmm.
- This niggah said
1119
00:54:28,580 --> 00:54:30,720
"Yo' muscles playin' hide and seek?"
1120
00:54:33,590 --> 00:54:36,490
You said, "Yeah, foo', they hidin'..."
1121
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,390
"Wit' the rest of yo' hairline."
1122
00:54:38,430 --> 00:54:41,700
Yah!
1123
00:54:41,730 --> 00:54:44,800
Then that niggah...
1124
00:54:44,830 --> 00:54:46,500
ah.
1125
00:54:46,530 --> 00:54:50,300
Then that niggah shanked
the shit out of me.
1126
00:54:50,340 --> 00:54:51,940
Missed my mu'fuckin' kidney
1127
00:54:51,970 --> 00:54:53,540
by a millimeter, doc said.
1128
00:54:53,570 --> 00:54:55,040
You were blessed that night, you know.
1129
00:54:58,950 --> 00:55:01,080
And you got sent to the hole.
1130
00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:07,050
And Boosie got sent to his grave.
1131
00:55:15,060 --> 00:55:17,800
If you hadna been thur,
1132
00:55:17,830 --> 00:55:19,730
I wouldn't be hure...
1133
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,500
Mm-hmm.
1134
00:55:28,910 --> 00:55:32,710
Yo' ass was steady sendin' me those...
1135
00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:36,020
wack-ass rhymes on lil' pieces
1136
00:55:36,050 --> 00:55:37,350
of toilet paper.
1137
00:55:45,530 --> 00:55:46,930
I'on know how you got the CO
1138
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:50,760
to slide it on to me...
1139
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,700
but I was thankful,
1140
00:55:52,730 --> 00:55:55,670
cuz it, uh...
1141
00:55:55,700 --> 00:55:58,670
got real dark down in that hole.
1142
00:56:00,940 --> 00:56:04,480
Like...
1143
00:56:04,510 --> 00:56:06,910
bottom of the ocean dark.
1144
00:56:07,750 --> 00:56:12,090
And yo' lil' rhymes...
1145
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,090
They was light.
1146
00:56:42,980 --> 00:56:45,050
Pastor, I tried to stop 'em!
1147
00:56:45,090 --> 00:56:46,550
What the heyell?
1148
00:56:46,590 --> 00:56:49,760
"Whoever derides their neighbor
has no sense..."
1149
00:56:49,790 --> 00:56:52,130
"But the one who has understandin'
1150
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:53,790
holds their tongue."
1151
00:56:53,830 --> 00:56:56,730
Hmm. I wish you hadda followed
1152
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:58,470
God's proverb.
1153
00:56:58,500 --> 00:56:59,500
Jesse.
1154
00:56:59,530 --> 00:57:01,470
Patrice.
1155
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,510
"Breath of Life Full Gospel
Baptist Tabernacle
1156
00:57:06,540 --> 00:57:09,440
"has violated Chucalissa Mayor's Office
1157
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,610
"executive order 2053.84
1158
00:57:12,650 --> 00:57:15,150
"in regards to strict social distancin'
1159
00:57:15,180 --> 00:57:16,850
for religious services."
1160
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,450
Aww.
1161
00:57:19,490 --> 00:57:22,120
So you gone stop the saints
from clappin' fuh Christ,
1162
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:24,660
but let them booty cheeks
'cross the way clap all night?
1163
00:57:24,690 --> 00:57:26,930
Ain't my fault you done fucked
with the wrong neighbor.
1164
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,060
Niggah, wun't nobody talkin'
to yo' overseer ass.
1165
00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:31,100
Shutdown effective immediately.
1166
00:57:31,130 --> 00:57:32,970
So where you do you expect
me and my congregation
1167
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,700
to meet and...
1168
00:57:34,730 --> 00:57:36,570
cleanse Chucalissa
1169
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:38,070
of the sins of yo' forefathers?
1170
00:57:38,100 --> 00:57:40,770
Where two or three are gathered
1171
00:57:40,810 --> 00:57:41,840
six feet apart,
1172
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:43,510
at 50% capacity,
1173
00:57:43,540 --> 00:57:45,580
God is there.
1174
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:48,980
Mayor Kyle!
1175
00:57:52,050 --> 00:57:54,690
If I done messed with the wrong neighbor,
1176
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:58,120
you done fucked with the wrong bitch!
1177
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,100
♪ Love and happiness ♪
1178
00:58:09,740 --> 00:58:11,870
♪ Yeah ♪
1179
00:58:11,910 --> 00:58:14,640
♪ Something that can make you do wrong ♪
1180
00:58:14,670 --> 00:58:16,180
♪ Make you do right ♪
1181
00:58:16,210 --> 00:58:21,210
♪ Love... ♪
1182
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:27,190
"You look beautiful in red.
1183
00:58:27,220 --> 00:58:29,290
Lil' Murda."
1184
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:38,700
♪ Love and happiness ♪
1185
00:58:40,230 --> 00:58:43,670
♪ But wait a minute
something's going wrong ♪
1186
00:58:43,700 --> 00:58:46,170
♪ Someone's on the phone ♪
1187
00:58:46,210 --> 00:58:48,740
♪ Three o'clock in the morning ♪
1188
00:58:48,780 --> 00:58:50,840
♪ Yeah ♪
1189
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,680
♪ Talkin' about ♪
1190
00:58:53,710 --> 00:58:57,150
♪ How she can make it right yeah ♪
1191
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:00,020
♪ Yeah ♪
1192
00:59:00,050 --> 00:59:03,060
♪ Well, happiness is when ♪
1193
00:59:03,090 --> 00:59:06,660
♪ You really feel good about somebody ♪
1194
00:59:07,890 --> 00:59:10,060
♪ There's nothing wrong ♪
1195
00:59:10,100 --> 00:59:12,830
♪ Being in love with someone ♪
1196
00:59:12,870 --> 00:59:14,030
♪ Yeah... ♪
1197
00:59:14,070 --> 00:59:17,570
Damn, this hoe heavy as heyell.
1198
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:21,240
♪ Oh, baby love and happiness ♪
1199
00:59:21,270 --> 00:59:23,010
♪ Love and happiness... ♪
1200
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:24,910
Let me know when you wanna take Roulette
1201
00:59:24,950 --> 00:59:26,180
on another spin, baby.
1202
00:59:26,210 --> 00:59:27,880
♪ Love and happiness ♪
1203
00:59:27,910 --> 00:59:29,180
♪ Oh ♪
1204
00:59:41,030 --> 00:59:42,800
♪ Have to say ♪
1205
00:59:42,830 --> 00:59:45,770
♪ Love and happiness ♪
1206
00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:50,100
♪ Make you wanna dance ♪
1207
00:59:52,340 --> 00:59:57,040
♪ Love and happiness ♪
1208
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,750
♪ Heh, heh, love is ♪
1209
01:00:00,910 --> 01:00:02,920
♪ Wait a minute ♪
1210
01:00:02,950 --> 01:00:06,120
♪ Love is ♪
1211
01:00:06,150 --> 01:00:07,390
♪ Heh, heh ♪
1212
01:00:07,620 --> 01:00:11,320
♪ Walkin' together ♪
1213
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,360
♪ Heh, heh ♪
1214
01:00:12,390 --> 01:00:15,130
♪ Talkin' together ♪
1215
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:17,130
♪ Say it one more, say ♪
1216
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,730
♪ Hmm ♪
1217
01:00:19,770 --> 01:00:22,000
♪ Moan for love, say ♪
1218
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:24,170
♪ Hmm ♪
1219
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,310
♪ A moan for love ♪
1220
01:00:26,340 --> 01:00:30,780
♪ Hmm ♪
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