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[chattering in Spanish]

[chuckles]

- [chattering continues]
- [keys jingle]

[mutters in Spanish, whimpers]

[detective] Three gunshots.

One to the head. Two in the torso.

You think this was a home invasion
gone wrong?

Eh, it's too early to tell, but it's, uh,

a lot of shooting for a home invasion,
and pretty accurate too.

Two in the side, then one in the head.

[inhales deeply]

Feels like an execution.

Can you try to sound
a little less excited about this?

"Paul Levitt."

He's the owner, according to the mail.

And absent from all the family photos.

Divorce?

Something.

Detective Lin, I think we got
some gunshot residue here.

The victim fired?

Can't be sure yet, but looks that way.

But no gun.

No. We did a thorough search
before you arrived.

[sniffs]

You smell that?

- What, shit and death?
- No. Ammonia.

Someone tried to clean up over here.

[scoffs]

Buckle up, Hernandez.

Looks like we got ourselves a murder.

[theme song playing]

I can't believe this happened
while we were home.

- [scoffs]
- Did you see or hear anything

between 6:00 last night
and 6:00 this morning?

- We're never on this side of the house.
- [chuckles]

- The front of your house?
- Uh…

What about the security cameras?

We were home last night.

We don't generally arm the system
when we're home.

It's a pretty safe neighborhood.

So, when was the last time
you saw Mr. Levitt?

Paul moved out a few months ago.

They're in the middle of a divorce.

So the last time you saw Mr. Levitt
was when he moved out?

- Oh, no. He's been around.
- No.

He plays golf at the club
and comes to all the social events.

[doorbell rings]

I'm sorry, do you need to deal with that?

No. It's just the crushed oyster shells.

- For the pétanque court.
- Of course.

[Lin] So Paul, he was a friend of yours?

I guess you could say that.

Can you think of anyone
that may have wanted to hurt him,

or anyone that might've threatened him?

No. Not really.

Wait, didn't you say that he got
into a fight at Nick's?

- [friend] That wasn't anything.
- Who's Nick?

Nick Brandes.

The NBA player?

- [Lin] Oh.
- Yeah, he lives a few blocks down.

So, this Nick Brandes got
into a fight with Mr. Levitt?

That hardly seems like a fair fight.

No, no. Nick was having the party.

Okay. So, who did Mr. Levitt
have a fight with at this party?

[Gordy] There's only one way
this could have gone.

- Hey.
- [Gordy] Hey, Coop.

I mean, my money is on Sam, right?

They're at each other's throats
with this divorce,

and now it all goes to her.

She's got motive, opportunity…

Grace said Sam was out of town.

[sighs deeply]

You know, the guys who invested in Paul's
restaurants are pretty mobbed up.

- Maybe he pissed off the wrong guy.
- Or it could be random.

[Gordy] Great.
Professional hit. Serial killer.

Fuck. I'm getting a gun.

What do you think, Coop?

I think soon as Gordy gets a gun,

it's only a matter of time
before he shoots his own dick off.

[all laughing]

Fuck you.

Ms. Levitt, thank you for getting here
so quickly from Boston.

Of course. I left the minute you called.

I'm very sorry for your loss.

I-I don't know how I'm gonna tell my boys.

Paul could be a real prick, but,
you know, he's still their father.

Well, I spoke to your parents,

and they confirmed that you and your sons
were with them all night last night

celebrating a birthday.

[sighs] Thank God we went.

I don't wanna think
what would've happened if we were home.

Speaking of which, um,
why was Mr. Levitt at your house?

He no longer lived there, right?

He got himself a small place
over in Pound Ridge,

but he never fully moved out, you know?

So, every so often,
he shows up to get something.

And you're okay with that?

Um, not really, no.

But what am I gonna do about it?

When I said I was gonna change the locks,

he threatened to stop paying the mortgage.

I was just trying to keep things
as peaceful as I could for the kids.

- He didn't make it easy.
- [door opens]

[whispers]

[Lin] You're aware
that you're the sole beneficiary

of a $20 million life insurance policy
in your husband's name?

I was going to get a healthy amount
from our divorce settlement.

Hmm. Now you get it all.

I apologize. Um,
I gotta ask these questions.

- Oh, that wasn't a question.
- [Lin] No, I guess it wasn't.

So, your husband left you
for a much younger woman.

That must've made you angry.

No.

He was begging me to come back.

[Lin] And you didn't want him back?

This divorce was the best thing
that could've happened to me.

Paul was no picnic.

I mean, this is the first time in my life
I'm not taking care of a man.

You're not seeing anyone else?

For now, I'm happy to focus
on my kids and then me.

When was the last time
you spoke to your husband?

- Last night.
- Did you speak often?

He called a lot.
He was having trouble letting go.

How did he sound?

Drunk, sad, angry. The usual.

Did Paul have any enemies you're aware of?

Not really, no.

What about Andrew Cooper?

I'm sorry. What?

Well, apparently Paul
and Mr. Cooper got into a fight

a couple of weeks ago at a party.

You look surprised.

[stammers] Coop and Mel are friends
from the neighborhood.

I-I-I haven't heard anything
about a fight.

And Mel is, uh, Mr. Cooper's wife?

Ex-wife.

Tell me about your husband's businesses.
Uh, the restaurants.

N-No, Paul kept me
at arm's length for all of that.

I wasn't involved.

Maybe you could look into his investors?

Paul was always
kind of paranoid about them.

From what I gather,
they were somewhat sketchy.

Did Paul own a gun?

[Samantha] Yeah.
I told you, he was kind of paranoid.

Do you know what kind?

No. [sighs]
I don't know anything about guns.

I told him to keep his in his office.

He got me one too, but I've never used it.

It's in the safe back at the house.

I can give you the combination.

You can check.
It's never been fired. [stammers]

Um…

It's one of those small ones.
I don't know.

Are we finished here?

I'm sorry, I have to check in on my boys.

Yeah, of course.

- You don't trust her?
- [scoffs] Do you?

The alibi checks out.
I spoke to the parents myself.

Well, it doesn't mean she wasn't involved.

You'll check on that gun in the safe?

- Ooh.
- Got it.

Out with the old, in with the new.

- [Hernandez] That's the girlfriend?
- [Lin] Yeah.

[Hernandez] Paul certainly had some game.
I'll give him that.

- [Lin] It was transactional.
- [Hernandez] How do you know?

[Lin] Look at her.

You're a very cynical person.
Anyone ever tell you that?

And what are you, a romantic?

I just like to see the good in people.

Especially when they look like that.

- You want me to take this one?
- [scoffs] Wouldn't you love that?

Why don't you go check on that gun?

I tried Sam again.
She's still not picking up.

I mean, her phone must be blowing up.
She'll see you called.

[sighs] I feel so awful for her. The boys.

I know. Paul could be kind of a dick,

but he wasn't a bad guy.

Really?

- No, not really. [chuckles]
- [groans, scoffs]

You ready for your trip tomorrow?

It just feels kind of wrong
to go right now.

I'm wondering if I should
let Tori and Coop go alone.

I mean, these college recruiting trips
are a big deal.

I think it'll be good for Tori

to have both of her parents
focused on her for a bit,

- considering, you know…
- That she hates us?

[chuckles] She doesn't hate you.

Hey, you think, uh…

you think it'll be strange
being back there with Coop?

What do you mean?

It's where y'all fell in love. [chuckles]

No.

I just hope he doesn't forget
that it's tomorrow.

[Nick chuckles]

Mr. Cooper, I'm Detective Lin.
Westmont PD.

What can I do for you, Detective?

I'm sure you heard

that your friend Paul Levitt
was shot and killed last night.

Yes. It's terrible.
I think we're all still in shock.

[Lin] Do you mind
if I come in for a minute?

No, please. By all means.

Can I offer you something to drink?

No.

- You live alone?
- Yeah.

Well, not exactly. Not right now.

My-My sister. Temporarily. Hence the mess.

So, uh, about Mr. Levitt.

I heard there's no love lost
between you two.

[chuckles] I wouldn't say that.

No?

I heard you got into a fight at a party.

[sighs] That.

Um, well, it wasn't really a fight.

It was just sort of Paul being Paul.

Well, now Paul's being dead,

so I gotta ask you
what the fight was about.

Well, I honestly don't remember. [sighs]

We were both drinking,
and I said something he didn't like,

he shoved me.

You know, we were both pretty drunk,
if I'm being honest.

Is there any reason why you wouldn't be?

- Drunk?
- Honest.

None at all.

Do you get into a lot of fights,
Mr. Cooper?

- No.
- 'Cause those bruises on your knuckles

look a little too fresh
to be from the fight with Paul.

Yeah, well, like I said,
it wasn't a fight,

and this is a tennis injury.

[chuckles] Tennis.

[Coop] Happens more often than you think.

Can I ask you where you were last night?

- Seriously?
- Gotta rule you out.

[sighs]

I was at the Queue nightclub in Manhattan.

Q-U-E-U-E.

- Did you go with anyone?
- I did not.

[Lin] You went by yourself?

I find you're far more likely
to leave with someone

if you don't go with someone.

- Did you leave with someone?
- I didn't.

- Is that unusual for you?
- Less and less so.

- What time did you arrive home?
- Uh, I wanna say midnight.

Spent the rest of the night here,
hanging with my sister.

You're a little old to be going
to nightclubs, though.

No shit. I'm newly single,

and it's not like
I'm gonna meet people out here.

You know, Samantha Levitt is also
newly single and very attractive.

- Do you know if she's seeing anyone?
- No idea.

She's friendlier with my ex.

I heard that she and Paul
were having a pretty bad divorce.

Do you know of any good ones?

Yeah. I guess you would know.

I'm-I'm sorry, Detective Lin,
do you have a problem with me?

No.

Of course not.
What would make you think that?

I guess it's just your sunny disposition.

Yeah, well, I get that a lot.

Thank you for your time, Mr. Cooper.

Sure. Let me, uh, walk you out.

[Ali] ♪ You're sure there's a cure ♪

♪ And you have finally found it ♪

♪ You think one drink ♪

♪ Will shrink you
Till you're underground ♪

♪ And living down ♪

♪ But it's not going to stop ♪

♪ It's not going to stop ♪

♪ Till you wise up ♪

♪ Prepare a list for what you need ♪

♪ Before you sign away the deed ♪

♪ But it's not going to… ♪

You know, I think the last time
I did one of these was probably with you.

[chuckles] Not exactly a grown-up's drink.

[chuckles] No.

- Hey, you were really great.
- Thank you.

You really were, by the way.

- People were really vibing.
- Thanks.

You know, I'm surprised to see you here.

I figured your pub days were long over.

I mean, now that you have
a family and all.

Are you kidding? This is the only time
I really get to myself.

[stammers] And your wife
is okay with this?

I'm not sure she notices I'm gone.

Sorry. Oversharing. [chuckles]

[chuckles] Yeah, you're really
bringing the mood down.

- Sorry.
- Just shut up and drink.

[chuckles] Okay.

Cheers.

[phone chimes]

[chuckles]

[chiming continues]

Holy shit.

What?
[phone chimes]

[Elena] S…

[Samantha, in English]
I mean, this is a nightmare.

They haven't accused me,
but you know they always suspect the wife.

Well, I think they're looking at me too,
after that fight I had with Paul.

Yeah, I heard about that.
What happened there?

Oh, it was, you know…
it was nothing, really.

Were you defending my honor? That's sweet.

[sighs] Speaking of which,

the cops asked me
if I'd been seeing anyone.

- Well, I hope you told them no.
- Of course I said no.

The last thing I need is Mel
and everyone else icing me out,

but thanks for your concern.

You know, I am concerned.

Yeah, just not for me.

- [sighs] Sam--
- [taps screen]

[phone buzzes]

[car horn honks]

[Coop] Hey.

Back.

Excited?

Not as much as you and Mom apparently.

- You're gonna love it.
- Don't embarrass me.

I make no promises.

[Hunter] Hey, Dad.

- [Coop] Glad you could make it.
- It wasn't up to me.

[chuckles] That's the spirit.

Hey, you're suspended, buddy. We own you.

Trust me, you'll be glad you came.

Road trip!

- You're in a good mood.
- Always.

Really?

[Coop] Yep!

- Are we there yet? Okay.
- I will punch you in the face.

Hey, Mom, do you think Sam killed Paul?

- What?
- [groans]

Don't be ridiculous.

Why is that so ridiculous?
Didn't you ever want to kill Dad?

- Yes.
- Hey! Thank you.

- But the point is I… I didn't. [chuckles]
- Right here.

Right. Yeah, you just divorced him.

- Oh, God. Tori, come on.
- All right.

I knew I should've just
had Jake go with me.

I don't understand
why this had to become a family trip.

- Because it's college, honey…
- Okay.

…and taking your kids
to college is a big deal.

You don't want to waste that
on some dumb boyfriend

who's not even gonna be around
in a couple years.

Why are you such an asshole to him?

Instinct.

Okay, well, I hate to break it to you,
but Jake's not going anywhere.

- But you are.
- What does that mean?

- [Mel] Can we talk about something else--
- It means that two weeks

after you get to college,
you will be done with him, if not sooner.

I'm sorry, but not all of us just
walk out on the people we love, Dad.

You don't love him.

Really? What do you know about love?

- [scoffs, chuckles]
- Hey!

- No, it's fine. Let her speak.
- [Mel] It's not fine.

- [Coop] No, I wanna hear what…
- No, seriously, Dad.

- What do you know about love?
- I know what it feels like to have it,

and I know how it tears you apart
when you lose it.

This may sound s-stupid to you,
but sometimes you know more about love

by losing it than having it
in the first place.

I know what it's like
to see the little girl

who used to hold my hand every day
grow up and roll her eyes at me

and speak to me with such contempt
that it makes it hard for me to breathe.

Dad, I'm…

[sighs] Jesus, sweetheart, I'm sorry.

I don't know…

I don't know why I said any of that.
I'm really, really sorry.

Let's… Let's just… I'm sorry, hon. Sorry.

[stammers]

[sighs]

- [Tori vocalizing]
- [Hunter] I know.

- You want some water, you guys?
- There's water in there.

- It's really good.
- No? Okay.

Hope you don't mind.
I have to get my shots in.

It's fine.

Hari gave me the heads up.
You're here to talk about Paul.

I heard you had quite the party here.

Nah.

It was actually pretty tame.

I heard that one of your guests
got carried out in an ambulance.

Yeah, yeah. I feel bad about that.

I mean, sometimes I forget
who I'm playing with.

I also heard
there was a fight of some sort

between Mr. Levitt and Andrew Cooper.

[chuckles] No, that wasn't a fight.

That was just two middle-aged
white dudes letting off some steam.

- [exhales sharply]
- Do you know what it was about?

Uh, no. No idea. [chuckles]

Oh, but Paul, he's always been
something of a hothead.

- And Mr. Cooper?
- Coop?

No. No, Coop's not a fighter.

If he was, he'd have taken a swing
at me a long time ago.

- [Lin] Why is that?
- [Nick] I'm dating his wife. Ex-wife.

And he went to your party?

Yeah. Yeah, I was surprised too.
[chuckles]

[Coop] Hey, this is Andrew Cooper.
Send me a text.

Hi, everyone. Uh, welcome to Princeton.

- Oh, Coop.
- [snaps fingers]

[guide] We're just waiting
for one or two more stragglers,

and then we'll get started.

Hey, so, um, they wanna show me
the team facilities.

But, sweetie, it's the tour.
We have the tour.

- [Tori] Okay.
- Can't they show you afterwards?

Well, okay. But they said
they can show me around.

[chuckles] Okay. Uh, well,
call us when you wanna meet up.

Okay. Cool. Thanks, guys.

[sighs]

Yeah, we're not gonna hear
from her again, are we?

- Nope.
- Nope.

And Hunter doesn't need a tour
of Princeton just yet.

[sighs]

- Or ever.
- Don't worry.

I've got something else planned for him.

What?

- What?
- [chuckles]

So we've got all the same tech
as any professional recording studio.

Uh, Logic Pro,
72-channel analog mixing console,

custom, uh, Gryphon subwoofers up there.

[manager 1] We've got access
to every instrument you can think of

and thousands more in the digital banks.

So Ultraviolet Studios is usually
reserved for students,

but I figured you could come in today,
do your thing.

Are you serious?

[manager 1] We're training two bands
to produce a few demos,

which you can totally sit in on
if you want.

And afterwards, there will be time
for you to play around.

- Sound good?
- Sounds great.

- Okay.
- [manager 2] Let's go.

Oh.

- We'll come get you later for dinner.
- Bye.

I called in a favor.

How many favors you gotta call in
to get him in here?

[chuckles] We just need to get him
into college. Period.

Then he'll figure it out
and find his people.

[inhales deeply] Like we did.

Yeah.

So, we seem to have the day to ourselves.

We do?

Any ideas?

- Follow me.
- Ooh.

[phone buzzes]

- Everything okay?
- Yeah. Just the guys playing detective.

What is the prevailing theory?

Loan sharks.

God, that is so awful.
I can't even imagine.

Yeah. [stammers] Let's make a deal.

Let's not talk about real life.
At all. Just for today.

And if I do?

If you do, you have to take a shot.

You got it.

- Speaking of which, we need another… Oh.
- No, I already took care of it.

Thank you.

[Mel] Thank you.

[both] Rest, traveler, rest,
and banish thoughts of care.

Drink to thy friends
and recommend them here.

Ah!

Is this weird?

It's a time warp.

Can't believe
how little this place has changed.

I mean, if it ain't broke…

Hey, you think Thomas Sweet
still has my fireballs?

[chuckling] Because I ate all of the ones

- you gave me for my birthday.
- Oh, God.

Thank you for that. It was a treat.

My pleasure. By the way,
did Nick recover from the party?

Oh, less than two minutes in,
and you already broke your own rule.

Yes, I suppose I did.

Um, excuse me,
can we get shots of Jägermeister?

- [bartender] Two?
- Actually, you know what?

- Bring the bottle.
- [bartender] Yeah, sure.

- I didn't say it had to be Jägermeister.
- Gonna need it. It was implied.

Oh, boy.

- [bartender] Here you go.
- Oh, okay. Thank you.

- Yep.
- [inhales deeply]

Good?

- Yeah.
- Really?

No.

[exclaims]

[chattering]

[Mel chuckles]

[both chuckle]

[chuckles] That…

[Coop] Mmm.

[both groan]

- Ni… Wow.
- Whoa. Five-second rule.

- Five-second rule. [chuckling]
- Five-second…

You didn't get any of them in.
That's not how that works.

[both chuckling]

- Open it wider.
- It's a tiny bag.

[shushes]

[mouthing words] Oh, my God.

Okay, okay, okay. We got 'em.

Thank you.

Bag of candy.

One bag of candy…

Man, they look so good.

[chuckles] Uh, uh, uh. Have one.

[moans]

- [both chuckle]
- [door bell tinkles]

Excuse me! Ma'am,
I think you forgot to pay for that jam.

I'm sorry?

Oh, I-I-I'm sure it's a simple mistake,

but you just walked out
with that jar of jam and hadn't paid.

We… [stammers]
We just got the fireballs. We didn't…

I saw you take it.

Now, I-I'm not looking
to cause you any trouble,

so why don't you just follow me
back inside and we--

Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Pal, she didn't take your jam.

Look, I don't know
what the hell is going on here,

but why don't you show me
what's in your purse?

She didn't take anything. All right?

So you can walk away,

or you can spend the next six months
wishing like hell that you did.

Who are you?

- [chuckles]
- [phone rings]

- Who's calling?
- Your son.

- Hi, baby.
- Hey. Uh,

Gretty and X really liked
this arrangement I made,

so they invited some friends over
to blow it out.

You think I can skip dinner?

Of course you can,
but just make sure you eat, okay?

Uh, yeah. I… I think they were ordering
something called a fat sandwich?

- [mouthing words] Fat sandwich.
- [chuckles]

All right, baby. It'll be delish.

- Just text us later.
- Sure.

[music playing on speakers]

[Coop] Fat sandwich.

The cops still have the house locked down,
so I'm just picking up a few necessities.

Yeah, where you gonna stay?

I'm staying at the Opus hotel.
How are the kids doing?

They've tired themselves out in the yard.

Dad's got them taking baths now.

[sighs] Thanks, Mom. I miss them.

They're not going anywhere, honey.

You take care what you got to.

You wanna talk to Michael?

No. It'll feel like I'm lying to him.

- I'll just… I'll call you tomorrow?
- Okay.

- Okay.
- Bye.

All right. Love you.

Hi. Can I help you find anything?

No, thanks. I'm just restocking.

Well, we just got some great
new product lines in.

You'll love these retinol eye patches.

Great for fine lines, that puffiness.

Uh, I'm… I'm good, thanks.

Okay.

I'm obsessed with your freckles.
Sorry. They're so cute.

You can tell if you look
really, really close,

there's just a little bit of an age spot.

And the tech neck,
don't worry about it, I get it too.

I-I'm sorry. What was your name?

Oh, I'm Keely.

Keely, I'm just picking up
a few days' worth of things,

so, you know, I'm good.

- Oh. Are you visiting from out of town?
- No, I live here.

Then why only a few days?

Um, well, Keely, since you asked,

um, my husband was just murdered
in the foyer of our house,

which is now a crime scene,

which is why I'm staying at a hotel,

which is why I need new products,

which is why, as you so acutely observed,

I might be in dire need
of retinol eye patches. [chuckles]

We were in the middle
of a very nasty divorce,

so there's a part of me… [chuckles]

…a disturbingly large one,
that is relieved that he's dead.

But, I mean, Keely, I'm feeling guilty
as fuck about that because…

[inhales sharply]

…I mean, he's the father of my kids,
for God's sake.

I mean, what kind of person
does that make me, you know?

And I don't mind telling you any of that

because, I mean,
who the hell are you, right?

The thing is… [sighs]

…I was just starting to finally own
being a divorcée,

and then all of a sudden
I'm a goddamn widow?

I mean, my whole sense of identity
is out the window,

along with the Kübler-Ross model.

So on top of being cast out of my home,

I've got this Jenga tower of, like,

guilt and grief and confusion
and anger to process,

which I was trying and failing miserably
to do when you pranced over here.

So if I were you, what I would do is,
I would pick my jaw up off the table,

and I would go check out that customer
over there by the Laura Mercier,

because it looks like
she actually needs your help.

- Yes. Um, I should probably---
- Yeah.

- Mmm. [chuckles]
- [Mel, muffled] Isn't it?

So good. So good! [grunts]

- [phone buzzing]
- So good.

- [chuckles]
- No.

- Who was that?
- Real life.

Is it your girlfriend?

- Lady friend?
- Off. Off.

In 18 years of marriage,
I never saw you turn your phone off.

Well, it helps it last longer.

- Oh, the marriage?
- The battery.

This is the nicest time
I've had with you in years.

That's because you, my friend, are drunk.

- I am.
- Mm-hmm.

And in the spirit of that…

[whispering] I have a confession to make.

Hey!

- I chewed that guy out.
- I know. You were brilliant.

Why?

You never wanted to steal anything?

[a cappella group singing "Sh-Boom"]

[singing continues]

[partygoer] Yeah. Okay. I wanna hear more.

[audience cheers]

[both moaning]

[clears throat] You're new.

I know because we only have six real fans.

The club is only letting us sing here

because their sound system
blew out last week.

[chuckles] What do you mean?
You're all so good.

[sucks teeth] Yeah.

Try to contain that enthusiasm.

Everyone always said the things
which got your ass kicked in high school,

would get you laid in college.

And do you get laid?

At least I don't get
my ass kicked anymore.

- [Coop] Just get… There we go. It's in.
- [Mel] Oh, now it's upside down.

Now, watch. You just give it a… [grunts]

♪ And I'm picking the lock
Into Jesus's house ♪

[both chuckling]

[shushes]

[whispering] This is the church.

It's the house of worship.
You have to be very respectful.

- [chuckles]
- [shushes] You… You stay.

- Sit. Sit here, all right? Just…
- Oh, oh. What are we doing?

[shushes] I'm gonna go.

I have to run an errand. Stay. Stay here.

- Shh. Shh!
- [whispering] What are you doing?

[laughs]

- You're going to hell.
- Yes.

Tell me something I don't know.

- Crackers for your jam. Right?
- I'll see you there.

- You've lost your mind.
- [chuckles] Maybe I have.

[hums]

Huh.

[laughing]

- No?
- Eh…

[whispering] Can I tell you something?

Of course.

I didn't quit Bailey. I was fired.

What?

- Why?
- Yeah.

I got cocky and Jack forced me out.

There was a girl… [stammers]

- Oh.
- No, no, no. That's not why. It's…

Look, he saw his opportunity,
and he went for it.

- He is a bastard.
- Yeah.

- You always hated him.
- You are correct,

but that money sure helped.

How bad is it?

It's not great.

We're gonna be okay?

Yeah, it's not about that.

No, I-I-I have several other opportunities
that I'm pursuing.

It's-It's… We'll be fine.

- I'm sorry, Coop.
- [sighs] Well, don't be.

- Figuring it out. [sighs]
- No, I'm sorry about everything.

Oh. Well, you should be.

- [slaps]
- Ow. Hey,

- you know what…
- [chuckles]

This is the body of Christ.

You be careful.

For real. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry too.

I took my eye off the ball…

way before you and Nick started up.

Now that you say that,
I feel a lot less guilty.

- Do you? Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

In that case…

I absolve you.

[container clangs]

[Coop moans]

[both whispering indistinctly]

- [Mel laughing]
- [pastor] What the hell?

Ooh. Uh…

- I had left my phone…
- I… We're praying… Oh.

Found it. Got it. Thank you.

- [Mel] Thank you, Father.
- Thanks so much. Bless you.

[Mel sighs]

[breathing heavily]

I should go.

[Coop hushes] Hey. Just…

[inhales deeply]

What if we just didn't go back?

What if we just got the kids
and we put 'em in the car

and we started driving
in the opposite direction

and we just started all over
someplace new?

[sighs]

Sounds nice.

Run away with me, Mel.

Can't hide forever.

[sighs]

[Coop] Mm-mmm.

[whispering] Not yet.

Just so you know, you're not getting laid.

- Virgin?
- Boyfriend.

- You have a boyfriend?
- Does it matter?

Not really.

Come on. I'll be a gentleman.

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

- You know, I can sing to you.
- Please don't.

Yeah.

[sighs]

[grunts]

Would it be okay if I masturbated?

- [retches]
- Whoa. Oh!

- [retches, coughs]
- There you go. Oh, boy.

- That is… a color.
- [gasps]

[sighs]

- You had fun last night, huh?
- [sighs]

Hope you made some good choices.

[breathing heavily]

I don't think it's gonna last with Jake.

Well, that's a good choice.

- [sighs] Dad.
- Quiet.

- I'm having a moment.
- [scoffs]

Why did you hate him so much?

I didn't hate him. I just knew
he wouldn't measure up.

- You'd say that about anybody.
- Yes, I would.

But listen, one of these days,
you're gonna meet somebody,

and they're gonna be tall
and handsome and smart

- and sensitive and all of the things.
- Mmm.

- All of the th… You'll still hate him.
- Yes.

- Yeah. [chuckles]
- I most likely will.

Listen to me.

I know it feels like your life
is constantly being reset right now,

and that's gotta be terrifying,
but trust me,

the best thing about being young is that

there is very little that you can do
right now that can't be undone.

[Tori] Yeah.

Maybe that's always true.

[sighs] Maybe things just take
a lot more effort when you get older.

Anybody ever tell you
you're wise beyond your years?

Before you answer that,

I'd like to remind you
that you still smell like puke.

- Yeah. Oh.
- Come on.

["Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
playing on radio]

♪ Damn
I wish I was your lover ♪

[music continues]

[sighs]

[phone buzzes]

[sighs]

What is it about this song
that you guys like so much?

It's atrocious.

- What?
- [chuckling] Oh, my God.

He spends one day
in a recording studio, now he's a critic.

Oh, no. God. Please turn it off.

- My ears are bleeding. He's right.
- Turn it up? We can turn it up.

- It's fine. Yeah.
- No.

- Yeah, here it comes. A little more.
- No, Dad.

- [laughing]
- [chuckling] No.

- Yeah. Makes you feel better, doesn't it?
- [music volume increases]

- [Tori chuckles]
- Watch the road.

Hey, we should stop for dinner.

You guys wanna get dinner? Say yes.

- Starving.
- Okay.

This is what happens.

You're cast out into the world

and spend your life
instinctively gathering.

Love, sex, family, friends,
houses, cars, experiences.

You never stop gathering.

And it's only as you get older

that you start to notice
the things you're losing along the way.

And that's when regret starts to grow
like a tumor in your belly.

But there are rare moments of clarity

when you can see your life
laid out in front of you.

All the cogs and the wheels.
The right and wrong turns.

The triumphs and the heartaches.

And in those moments,

you can actually catch sight
of the things that really matter.

The things that make you whole.

The things without which, your heaven

instantly becomes a hell
of your own making.

In those moments, you know in your heart
what it is you have to do,

what it is you have to save… at any cost.

Oh, hey. Where you going?

Gonna get an umbrella out of Mel's car.
It's really starting to come down.

Ah.

Hey, it's kinda surreal seeing you and Mel
out with the family like this.

- It didn't used to be.
- No, it didn't. So, um,

- something going on there?
- It's just dinner, Barney.

If you say so.

[Coop] This time alone
with my family, with Mel,

had woken me up and given me the thing
I hadn't even realized I'd been missing.

Hope.

It was like a fog had lifted.

I saw what I had lost,
and I was going to get it back.

It wasn't going to be easy
but I knew I could do it.

[thug] Hey!

[all grunting]

- [Coop coughs]
- [attackers grunting]

[grunts]

Call 911.

Hey!

[groans]

- Hey! [grunts]
- [horn honks]

[screams]

- Stay here!
- [thug] Come on!

Let's get out of here!

Barney! Barney! [whimpers]

Oh, my God. [screams, sobs]

- Look at me. Look at me.
- [Grace] Open your eyes. Can you hear me?

- What… What hurts?
- [Grace] Oh, my God.

[crying] Please. Oh, my God.

[screaming, crying]

Somebody! Please!

[sirens wailing]

Make sure Barney's okay.
Make sure Barney's okay.