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This diary is like a... is like a record of all the emotions I went through

It represents... it represents the various stages of my growth

It was already three months ago How could it have all started like that?

I'm gonna remind you what happened

l was staying in Rome, at my friend Richard's place

Max, another guest of Richard's offered me a lift into town,

to pick up an English newspaper

You're happy about getting married, Max?

His remarks annoyed me a lot

Hmm...at least, it'll be funny having Richard for my uncle

And my sister'll finally be happy and leave me in peace

How enthusiastic you sound!

And you... so young and already divorced?

You know, Terenzia is very cute, but I still intend on having my fun

I don't want to hear any of that

I'm gonna tell you anyway

While her aunt, the countess

was exchanging hypocritical gossip with my sister

I took her into the garden

She seemed very experienced for her age

If you don't mind, spare me the gory details

Max, what are you getting married for?

l have no idea

Think about it

Be back in a minute

Humm ah Terenzia!

Excuse me

Would you happen to have a light?

A light? Sure! Where are you from?

I'm from Milan And you?

From Rome What are you doing here?

Hello!

Ah hello. What's your name?

Sofia

And what's your name?

Call me Max

Oh Max. You have a really nice car, you know?

Yes, I know. There's a lot of power... under that hood

What about going for a spin?

Let me show you Rome

Well, I don't know. Maybe next time So long Max!

Hey, where you going? Come back!

Oh shit!

Hey, stop! Get back here!

You're really a big jerk, Max

Take it easy, will you?

How can I? My diary was in that bag!

I've kept it for years I don't believe it!

How could you be so stupid!

Take me to the Messagero office I want to put in an ad for it

You're bound to find it It's of no interest to thieves

But it's my most valuable possession

Ah! Let's see now. Look!

Oh! There's plenty of money There must be a least fantastic!

Luigi's gonna be happy

Hello Aldo!

Hey!...Now, let's see what you've ripped off today

Hands off!

lt's none of your business!

We have to wait for Luigi

Oh yeah... l'll touch whatever I want to. You understand?

Anything I want to

Like you, baby. Come on

Ah... I'm gonna tell Luigi, Aldo

You don't get it You're nothing to Luigi

He loves his wife

He'll chuck you out like all the others when he's tried of you

Right. Come here baby

You bitches! You'll pay for this!

You bunch of lesbians!

Hey hey! What's going on around here?

Nothing

No arguments in my house, understand?

Why don't you go out for a walk, Aldo?

I'll stay here with the ladies

So, what have you been up to? Tell me

What's this?

Uh... we've got a surprise for you, Luigi

Well done! Come here, Sofia

Come...

You're beautiful! Hh... and I like your work

And what've you got there?

Nothing. Just a book

That's all? Nothing else?

No Let's see

What is it? Forget about it

When I realized I had your diary in my hands,

I thought of two things

I immediately thought about money and also of revenge

For all the harm you did to me in the past

lsavoured my joy

l've sinned with women all my life

I love women They give me a feeling of power

and now I realize that I liked to humiliate them

Not consciously, of course

And then, I met you

So. It's done

Your wedding will take place tomorrow

James, that is the best in the house, isn't it?

Yes, of course

Ahhh Julia... Julia... it's done my love!

Oh excuse me... | feel so tired... exhausted...

My apologies

Oh hello, Terenzia Hello auntie! Hello!

Hello! Hello!

Everything's is ready

I'm so happy you'll be married tomorrow

Are you glad too? Yes, very

Terenzia.. why don't you spend some time with your fiance?

Thanks, Richard. Although, I don't need a chaperon

He looks like such a bore

Good night! Don't stay late Richard!

Definitely not for Wimblendon! Ahah

I think she's in the true tradition of the family

Well, I'm off to bed Good night

Good night, Max

Good night, little sister! See you tomorrow

Good night!

Actually all Alessandra was after was Countess Julia's enormous fortune

and Richard had relapsed into sexual dependence

We did it

Your brother and my niece Cheers!

Tchin!

And we're inseparable now, you know? That's what you wanted?

For us to always be together... my little she devil

My stallion

Take me... my big bad wolf!

And you're my bitch in heat

You make me crazy!

You're such a dirty bastard!

Good morning! Classified ads? One moment

Go ahead with your message

Please, note... Go ahead!

The following message...

I'm waiting Thank you. Hh

Go ahead

Dear Anna

Your diary... waits for you Earn it, and I'll return it to you...

Your devoted admirer

Is that all? Yes, that's all

Oh! Wait: (PS... you'll know more tomorrow)

Okay!

The account is three four two Thank you

Three forty two. That's fine

Can you say it again?

When I read your messages in the paper

I had a kind of premonition

I felt this irresistible need to know more about you

The clues that you left me really aroused my interest

Aldo...

Anna, are you ready for tomorrow?

Mhh... Richard, I'm sorry to have to tell you this

but I'm going

What? Why? You promised to stay for Terenzia's wedding

You can't let me down

I've got to go find my diary

It's really very important for me. Honestly

Anyway, you don't need me here for Terenzia's wedding

You can do all your wheeling and dealing by yourself

Wheeling and dealing? This isn't a game

The countess is sick

I had to make sure her niece gets married properly

Properly? Yes

You call that a proper wedding?

What kind of a marriage is that gone be for her?

Max is nothing but a vain playboy

She's never gonna be happy with him

I don't believe it! All this for a diary

The accumulation of years and years and years of feminine fantasies

You're better off leaving it to the person who stole it

As a punishment

Ahaha! Very funny!

My baby pussycat!

Richard, what kept you?

The countess wouldn't fall asleep

Are we doing the right thing?

Don't think so much, Richard Just be a man

Come on

You've been getting soft lately

I hope you're not hiding anything from me

Take me! Hurt me!

My wonderful bastard!

Oh yeah! Ahh... Go on! Go on! Keep going!

Come on faster, move yourself!

Good bye, Madame Good by, James

Terenzia, what are you doing here?

Shh... I'm going away with you

Hhh. You're not coming with me

What're you doing, playing hide and seek or something?

Hurry! I don't want anyone to see I'm leaving

I've got a lot of things to do You can't come with me

I don't want to marry this Max I want a real man, a tough one

One I can fall in love with

Anna please... I want to go with you

Look, if you don't want to get married, tell your aunt

The countess is crazy, she's off her mind

Richard and that witch of his organized everything

All right!

Oh what! Shit!

Start the car, hurry! All right!

Anna! Wait! Anna!

Where are you going?

Look Richard. I already told you

No... no, you're not

Would you leave us alone now? We're going and that's that

What's she doing in there? I don't believe it!

What're you doing, what's wrong all of a sudden?

I told you yesterday I was gone to go

Not with her you're not

Terenzia... Out of the car!

No, I refuse to get out

You do... huh?

I know what you do with Alessandra every night

so if you don't let Anna and me leave

I'll tell my aunt that I saw the two of you making love

Euh... ah... In that case, I'm coming

Move over, please!

Richard, you're not coming in here Move over!

This is getting ridiculous!

l'll sit on your lap You're going to need me

I hate you!

Yeah right! Give me a little more room

Ready for the big adventure, ladies? Huh!

I've always loved you, and I've waited for you all my life

I started to realize it the more | read your diary

I felt as if I had dreamed of your womanly feelings

and your tortured heart

Get your hands off!

She's all you think about? Do you love her?

Yes... Not only do I love her...

I never loved anyone else until now...

so leave me alone!

Ahhh I'm so excited about this mission

I've waited so long for the opportunity to work together with you

How could they have assigned me to a rookie jerk like you?

No, you're wrong I'm not a rookie

I've been on a mission before

It would be nice to know each other a little better

What about dinner tonight?

Pff! Just stay out of my way huh? Macho!

I can't stand guys like you!

Hello! How do you do?

Hello! Hello!

Nice to meet you

I already explained what this job consists of over the phone

It's very essential that no one knows

l'm relying on you to keep this as a secret

But you did say that the girl had been kidnapped?

That's right She was kidnapped

Even if she ran away, that's not your business!

Bring her back by force, if you have to

Calm down, Alessandra

Don't worry. We're ready for any possible eventuality

Well. The case isn't that clear

Shut up and do as you're told

By the way, you haven't forgotten our fee have you?

Of course, not. Max!

Max!

Get started working right away!

I'd like to have some news by tomorrow morning. Good bye!

Good bye! Good bye!

I don't trust them

I'm going to go and have a look on my own

Alessandra, why do you always exaggerate?

I'm the only one who takes care of anything around here!

All you're good at is running after girls!

And there I was running after you

and refusing to admit that it wasn't the diary l was after, but romance

l was confused and we got lost so many times

Hello. No, I haven't much time to talk

I've got something good for you Yeah sure

There people you're after,

one of them's supposed to meet Luigi:

Anna

I swear to you, at the house on the via Bertoli

That's it

No, I don't know anything about another girl

That looks like the house there

You know you really amaze me

How'd you manage to get that information?

From my informers, idiot!

We're a great team, you and l. Ouch!

lam not in the faggots like you!

Now shut up, stay here and keep your eyes open

Ah! Am I bleeding? Ah!

Hey boss We've got company!

Shit!

Olivia, listen baby I've got to go now

Tell the girls to meet me at the Albergo Lucia

This looks pretty dodgy Let's wait a bit

What do you want?

I'm looking for Luigi Corleone

l'm his wife

Do you know where I can find him?

I don't talk to cops

What do you want with him?

Come here. I don't give a damn about your pimp,

but someone else is looking for him, and that's who I want to have a word with

I don't know anything Are you sure?

Yes, absolutely

What are you doing?

Turn around

You know he's probably with another woman right now

Ah, stop that!

Okay, I'll tell you what you want to know

Right now, he's on his way to the Albergo Lucia. Okay?

Thanks. So long

Wait

Come back I've got one other thing for you

I hope it's something interesting

We've got to do something We can't wait around here all day

Look. I'm not gonna let you go in alone, am |? I'm gonna accompany you

You're not going to accompany me in your pyjamas, Richard

What do you mean? You'll just get us noticed

Do you want me to get my tuxedo out

Can I borrow your shoes?

Where is he going now anyway? I'm getting very hungry

What size are these? They're so small!

You are starting to get on my nerves! You know that?

So just cut it out

Come on then!

Now, just be discrete, alright?

Don't worry. I'll be cool as a cucumber... a real diplomat

Stop! Where are you going?

Why should we? Who are you?

Where are you going?

What do you mean (where are we going) What's it to you?

This man looks very strange

Strange? I look strange? I look strange?

Well, you look like a dick!

I'm a policeman I do the insulting here, not you

Hey, don't poke him like that!

Stay out of this! What do you mean stay out of this?

Hey, don't poke her, you hear?

Hey! I've eaten guys like you for lunch, asshole!

Who are you anyway?

Hello bimbo! I'm in a rush, so get out of here

You use a handbag You gay or what?

I told you to get out of here Right now, and I mean it

Oh, at last. A real macho, just what I've been looking for

Take me away! Hh!

We're staying right here. We're staying here, and you're the one who's going

Hey! That's my car! Come back here! Hey!

Oh shit! Oh my God!

We'll take my car!

Maria! What are you doing up there?

Okay I'm gone stay here tonight

You mean we're gone stay here

No, not you. Me... alone

But... where do you expect me to go?

I don't care... but I'm stopping here, alone

So you go your way, and I'll go mine

Not bad here?

Ah! If you like stuffy boring hotels

Did you book the room? Yes

lt's expensive!

l'll arrange things with the idiot Don't worry about the room

I've had it with having to solve Luigi's problems

I sometimes wonder why you stay with such a loser...

I happen to love him

When are you gonna realize he doesn't love you?

Quiet, here he comes!

Hello! Sir?

l have a room booked in the name of Mr Luigi

Ha! What the hell is that tart doing with him?

I suppose you would like a double room?

No, I don't know her I don't know her at all

By the way, have you seen two young ladies They should be waiting for me here?

Yes. They're sitting right over there

Oh thank you! You're welcome

One more thing Where is the bar, please?

To your left and down the corridor

Thanks You're welcome

Good riddance! What's your name?

Call me Valerio

Oh Valerio! l'm exhausted

l was wondering if you could find me a room?

Of course Room 24 for the young lady!

Who was that girl I saw you with?

Calm down baby... She's nothing at all

As stranges it may sound... I found her sitting in my car

I'm getting really fed up with you, Luigi

with all your women...

with all your problems... with all your lies!

You should leave this bastard, and find someone worthwhile

Don't ever talk to me like that!

I mean never again or I'll kill you!

I'm not afraid of you, Luigi

I could feel the situation slipping out of my hands

Pff! So you let him get away, idiot! How could you do that?

Calm down!

We'll find him He's got my car

We've lost so much time This is all your fault

I don't care what you do

All I want to do is find my diary

And don't talk to me like that, all right?

You sound so hysterical! Go and get laid or something!

That might be a better idea than making secret rendez-vous with gangsters!

She's out of her skull!

Are we gonna drive all night?

Over there, looks like a hotel

Is that the one?

I want you to wait in that hotel while I go and try to find some backup

And this time, see that you stay out of trouble

Okay, I understand See you there. Bye!

I guess we're gonna stay here too, huh?

I guess so

Hey! Where's the cop?

Probably getting chewed out again, as usual

Good evening Hello!

We'd like a room

Two rooms, please Yes

Yes, I prefer two

Come on! We can make do with one

No no... two rooms Such a bore!

One or two? Two

Okay two Two

Two, yeah!

Of course... but there's just one problem

The gentleman's attire is totally unacceptable in our establishment

What's wrong with my clothes? Huh?... Come on tell me?

He...hh...he just borrowed them from me

His suitcases are coming in a couple of days

Mhh...Okay... Rooms three and five

Do you have today's newspaper?

On the table, just over there Thank you

Thank you very much You're welcome

And the bar?

There, down the same hall Thank you

I'm lost! l'm thought!

Ah! Now done for, I'm really lost

Just look at the situation you've put me in!

What's the countess going to say?

Don't say that Richard It's not my fault

All I want to do is get my diary back

Don't come complaining to me!

Don't worry about it I'm sure we'll find it very soon

We'll find Terenzia as well

and we'll catch this gangster Luigi at the same time

His wife is on our side now too It won't be long

You know what's great about you is that you just seem like such a super cop!

Yeah, bullshit! What a mess this wedding has become

We're all set too

My God, I'm screwed!

Alessandra's gonna kill me!

Calm down... We'll catch him

We're pros. Don't worry

Yeah right!

We know he's in the area

| always get my man, he won't escape

Excuse me, sir Yes?

We'd really like to play a little pool, but we don't know how

Ah... yes, of course I'll be glad to help you

Oh thank you

Just relax and leave everything to me. Okay?

See you tomorrow!

Well I guess I'll go look for my diary by myself. It will be easier like that...

I'm going to bed, you're coming Richard?

Ya, okay!

Good night Good night

It's very simple Now, watch closely

You take the ball, you aim it and you roll it

We play without a cue stick in this way. Just aim carefully

It's very easy Would you like to try?

Yes, I would. I'll try

Why don't we bet on it? I wouldn't take your money

We don't have to play for money

You start? Okay!

Well done! You win!

You're very good at it!

Ahh! I'm just too clumsy

I guess I've just lost the first game

Oh! What are you doing?

We made a bet and I lost. So...

Can I join the game as well?

I lose!

Hold on. I don't think |

hh.. Ah! That's enough...

Are you a man or not?

Sure, but I think I'd better... I can't stay; I...

Are you scared?

Ehu... I'd like the telegraph service, please Yes, of course madam

Telegraph office? Yes. Please, hold on. Here

Hello? This... my name is Anna Mc Cullen

And uhm... | just want to check to see if I received a... a telegram

I did? Oh great! Read it to me please

Yes

Yes, go on please

She's in love She spends a lot...

Ah that's great!

All right. Thank you

Huu...|...huh... I'd just like to send a message by return telegram

Can I give you the message please... Okay

l... space...

like...space...your...space...

writing...space... style...space...too

Full stop

The next sentence... is...| space...

Uh...hope...space... to...space...

Space...space

Meet...space...you... space...soon...

full stop...

Thank you. Good bye

At last... Listen

Hh...| have to go home

and see the countess

Are you sure about this?

Yeah...l've been thinking over I'm gonna confess

Come on, give me a kiss

Really? Are you sure? Sure. l'm sure...Right...

A condemned man's last request

Good luck!

Take care!

Just an au revoir Take care

Would you like me to call you a taxi Sir?

I need the telegraph office please, right now. It's very urgent

Hello, yes, is this the telegraph office? Just...Just a second please

Thank you. Hello, this is account number three four three

Did I receive a telegram? Ah

Ah, I win! Finally. Your turn

Ah! You're right. I lose Fair is fair

Oh yes. Sorry, I would like to answer that telegram

Uh (Dearest Anna)

(l...| send you my love, | send you my heart

and you send me the cops,

what kind of a person are you?

I still love you anyway,

and I'll wait for you at La Torre Bianca

Please come I know we can be happy together

If not, just kill me)

Yes that's it. Thank you Thank you

What's wrong with everyone tonight? Telegram after telegram!

Yeah and you hear all that crap they write to each other?

Luigi... Ah! What do you want now?

Wait a second

Look, will you leave me alone, please?

I don't want to know from you

What do you want?

Take me with you

You know, I really like you

You're very kind You're very nice,

but I love another woman

I'm a different kind of man now Try to understand

Luigi, take me with you tonight

I don't want to see you anymore

And you're breaking my balls You're breaking my balls!

I love you too!

Don't think you've both won this game yet

We're not finished ladies, far from it

Ouch! Oh! My clothes, give them back!

We would like to know if a Mr Luigi has sent any telegrams

Yes, he sent one tonight

Could you tell us what was in it?

I'm sorry Miss, I can't. That type of information is strictly confidential

Tell us please

I'm sorry, it's out of the question I'd lose myjob

Wait for me in the bar

Why weren't you nice with my friend, Hun?

Of course, Chiara got the information,

and Sofia understood that I really loved you

When the police were after me,

all my friends betrayed me one after the other

For the first time in my life, I doubted

Luigi. Luigi, tell me, do you really love this woman?

Yes I really do. I love her very much, more than you can imagine

Ah! She haunts me day and night

Leave me alone, please

Are you sure she's not just an illusion?

I'm not an illusion

You're a ladies'man Luigi, and I want you

I'm yours

Take me, I want you now

For the last time

You disgust me

I swear, I tried to resist

I never thought I could fall so madly in love with someone like you

You represented everything that | used to loathe

No, your friends didn't betray you

Neither Olivia nor Sofia

Poor Sofia She was in such despair

She was determined to give you away

ls Max home?

Some people call me by that name Don't we know each other?

I came... I came here to speak to you

It's very dangerous to trespass on private property

I know, but what I have to say is confidential

Well, now that you're here, sit down

The person you're looking for

Go on

It's about...

Go on then

No l... I'd better not say anything

Listen to me now

A trespasser? I'll tell the police to come over

The young lady's my guest, okay?

Let me handle this myself Now leave us alone!

Don't think I don't know your game

You see. Don't worry I'm not so bad

I want to help you, I really do

I've been rejected by the love of my life

I'm sure it's the same for you

How did you know?

Oh, I can see it in your eyes

You and l are very much alike

Really?

Fate has brought us together

I need tenderness and affection

What sign are you? Libra

I knew it. We're made for one another, you and l

Betrayed or not, the cops still managed to find me

Why are you following me like a little dog?

But I thought I could be useful

ldiot! Get back to the car! To the car?

You heard! And stay there, okay?

I'll check over there

Hold it!

Sit down, and don't move

if you don't want your brains blown out

What are you doing?

Shut up | ask the questions around here

Where's Terenzia?

I don't know

Terenzia's run away Good riddance too!

You think you're smart, is that it?

Now tell me what you know

I don't know anything

Out of the way!

You're completely crazy

Stop it please. Stop!

Those two harpies got me thrown in jail anyway

And I remained three months without hearing from you

I started writing again

I'd give up hope of finding my diary again

and l was hurt by your attitude

You're Anna, aren't you?

Yeah, what's it to you?

You stole my guy You gotta pay for it

Who the hell do you think you are anyway? Why do you both go fuck off!

Because of you, Luigi's in jail

You hurt my girl friend

What are you talking about? What kind of game is this?

You mind telling me what happened?

Let her go

Is he really in jail?

Can you do something for him?

I think I can

I owe him something lwas jealous

All right, we'll help him, but we don't owe him anything

You know, I loved him too

I waited for you ever since I was released two days ago

I knew you would come and yesterday at last!

Anna?

Luigi, you scared me It's been a long time

I know, but it seems like our love existed only on paper

It's alright. Our love is what made me keep on writing

I don't know, but I think you ought to have this back now, Anna

Thank you I've got your money in my car

Forgiveness is all that | ask

You have mine Let's part friends

I'm sorry for all the trouble I gave you

I learned so much from you Really

Good-bye Luigi

Good-bye Anna Wait, Anna...

I found you and lfound myself

This diary ends here

I'm going to leave it where it belongs:

on a dusty shelf in my childhood home in Scotland

I'll be devoted to you for as long as | live

l'm another man now, fulfilled, thanks to you

I'll never be the same But I still have these nightmares

I can cure you if you'll let me,

and then I can be yours and yours only

Please Anna!

Hello Luigi Why did you drop me?

Come on, how could you have done it?

No, no, I'm dying of thirst Give me something to drink

Thirsty, are you? Sorry. Hh

There's the bastard

You wanted it

You've got it now

No no no no no!

I'll take care of Luigi

Ah, please..., please no!

Ah!... Water,... please water!

No no no...

Let me go! Oh please! Oh, oh! No! Ah, ah!

Oh no! Not her! No!

Let me take care of him

What have they done to you, Luigi?

You want to make love to me? You son of a bitch!

What are you doing with my wife?

You must atone, Luigi

Do you like my wife?

You must atone, Luigi

Nice ass, huh?

You sick bastard!

Ah...No, leave me alone, please!

You must atone!

Now calm down, calm down It was only a nightmare

Calm down. Calm down!

Everything's okay I'm with you now

Is it you, Anna?

What's going on?

Ah, no, no, not that! I can't take anymore

All your life your ran after sex and seduction

That's all you thought about

Now you have to endure it until it disgusts you

Now Luigi, you're finally ready