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DOG BARKS
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BARKING IN DISTANCE
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DISTANT GERMAN OVER LOUDSPEAKER
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HORN HOOTING
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'Sofern nicht anders angegeben,
bleiben sie in ihrem fahrzeug.
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'Halten sie alle papiere
fur den unterricht bereit.'
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'Sofern nicht anders angegeben,
bleiben sie in ihrem fahrzeug.'
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JINGLE BELLS IN GERMAN OVER SPEAKER
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'Sir Roger!'
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In the interest of discretion,
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I thought it best to drop by in person.
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At one o'clock in the morning?
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The minister was at the opera...
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..which meant we had to
wait to get his signature.
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Gotterdammerung?
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Beg your pardon?
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Wagner. Opera joke. Never mind.
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Thank you, no.
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Where have you been tonight?
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Saying goodbye to a friend. Anyone I know?
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Jim Angleton.
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On his way home to Washington as we speak.
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When did you last see Tony Blunt?
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Sure I can't tempt you? Quite sure.
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Sir Anthony and I, as I
suspect you well know,
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had lunch the other day at my club.
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Why? You haven't gone and lost him, have you?
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I should never have
agreed to let you go to Beirut.
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KNOCKING
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Sounds like one of yours.
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Don't tell me, panic
over - Blunt's resurfaced.
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Nine o'clock sharp. My office.
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Don't be late.
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DOOR CLOSES
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I... just lost my footing.
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Questions are being asked, Kim.
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I slipped on the ice, for God's
sake! People are worried about you!
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On my way to the Metropol. I
was hoping to find you or Burgess...
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preferably you.
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A friendly face. Some
music. A little fucking colour.
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Which reminds me...
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..Burgess sent a peace offering.
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From his personal library,
he wanted me to tell you.
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Clever bastard.
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Do you know this one?
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Takes place in London in 1934...
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when no-one yet knew what they stood for.
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Also some tinned fruit, a jar of marmalade,
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cigarettes and a couple
of other bits and bobs.
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All from Guy?
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The marmalade's from me - Fortnum
and Mason's via diplomatic pouch.
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Ooh, speaking of which, pass my coat.
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I have a letter I need you to send.
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To whom? Oh.
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Oh, damn, it's gone.
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I couldn't trouble you to rustle
up some paper and an envelope?
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Paper and envelope.
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Er...
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Medsestra! Medsestra!
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Good morning, sir.
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Mr Elliott.
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Have a seat.
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Mrs Thomas here is of the
opinion that... Philby told you
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Tony Blunt was also a Russian double agent.
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She's right. He did.
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And that that's the reason you let him go?
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Something tells me Mrs Thomas
is quite a bit cleverer than that.
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When did he give you Blunt?
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The last day.
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Out on the balcony? Yes.
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Where no-one could hear you?
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I'll have to take your word for that.
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Why haven't you disclosed
any of this until now?
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I'd just learned that the man
I trusted most in the Service
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and my best friend was a Russian spy.
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You could say I'm not quite
sure who to trust any more.
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You understand that any information
acquired in Beirut from Philby
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is considered counter-intelligence...
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which is now the domain of MI5?
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What I understand is that
this is a show for the minister.
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A pissing contest between MI5 and SIS.
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No contest, I'm afraid, thanks to Philby.
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Exactly. I thought you were off the case.
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KNOCK Number 10 on the line, sir.
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Concerning?
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Profumo.
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Educated guess.
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If you wouldn't mind waiting in
the ante room for a few minutes,
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I'm sure Miss Harbinson will be
happy to find you some refreshment.
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Not you, Mrs Thomas.
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You stay where you are.
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I don't know about this, Kim.
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It's a personal letter, it's nothing more...
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..separating friendship from politics.
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Which there was no time for in Beirut?
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SIGHS
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I'm tired, Donald.
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So fucking... fucking tired.
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I didn't seal the envelope.
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Read it if you want. Run it by
your KGB chums if you must.
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They're your chums, too.
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Well, then there shouldn't
be a problem, should there?
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The cricket starts today.
England and Australia.
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I was rather hoping to catch
some of that on the wireless later.
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Ah, well, we should get on with it, then.
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Their fast bowlers should be quite a handful.
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But I think our batsmen
will be up to it this time.
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Dinner's at eight, by the way.
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You haven't forgotten?
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Do you think you could do that upstairs?
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RINGING
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Jane.
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You look... Well...
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Well, I must admit, all things considered,
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I actually feel quite chipper.
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No, I meant comma, well,
dot, dot, dot, how do I put it?
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BUZZER You can go in now.
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How's your head, by the way?
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Oh, it's still there. By a thread.
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So...
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..last night... at the St Georges...
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You went to the St Georges... without me?
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Fuck off, Kim.
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Wait... Now I'm lost... Are
you telling me I was there?
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At the bar? The pool.
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Ah. Golly.
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Well... that explains this, then.
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Do you think I might have a glass of water?
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More?
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Right.
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So, here's the scoop...
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..but first, you owe me a proper drink.
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It all began in... Vienna.
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In '34?
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February... 1934.
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Not before then, up at Cambridge?
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Cambridge? Oh, no.
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Cambridge is where you fantasise
about what you stand against...
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..whereas, Vienna...
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..that was where I quickly
learned what I stood for.
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Who recruited you?
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No-one.
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I fell in love.
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'You fell in love?'
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ACCORDION MUSIC
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MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH
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Stop it there, please.
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Which one of you opened the window? Him.
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Though you must've known that would interfere
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with the listening equipment?
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I suppose I assumed whoever
selected the safe house and bugged it
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would've taken an open window into account
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in the Mediterranean climate.
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What utter nonsense, Nick.
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It's 1963, I don't think
it's too much to ask!
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It's the debriefer's job to
control the damned environment!
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You had to have known opening
a window could be a tactic.
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I viewed it more in psychological terms.
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It told me that he was
on the brink of capitulating
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but needed to create a sense of privacy
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before baring his soul, so to speak.
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The tape is supposed to be evidence.
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I didn't go to Beirut to solve
a crime. I knew he was guilty.
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We all knew he was guilty.
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I'm a spy, not a policeman. It's interesting.
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You almost sounded vindicated just then.
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Like a man who'd succeeded in
what he went out there to accomplish.
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If he succeeded, then it'd
be Philby sitting here now
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and the Russians would be none the wiser.
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So from this point on, we're
supposed to rely on your account
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of what happened in that flat.
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Do you honestly mean to tell me
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MI5 doesn't have the
wherewithal to enhance the tape?
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There is, of course... another
way to think about all this...
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which is that the three minutes
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you and Philby spent on that
balcony is in fact a distraction.
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A piece of misdirection...
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because I have to say, three minutes
does seem like a very short time,
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indeed, the end of such a long friendship,
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in which to... bare one's soul...
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..leaving me to consider the possibility that
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the real truth about why you let
Philby go isn't even on the tape.
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Thoughts, Mrs Thomas?
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You fell in love?
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SNIGGERS
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Oh, come on, you've gotta laugh.
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Everything you need to know is in there.
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Perhaps you'll now allow me to
go home and listen to the cricket.
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Is this it? Where's the rest of it?
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Names, dates, operations...
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That's all there is. That's all I know.
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A list of your Soviet handlers from the '30s.
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Are any of these people
still active or even alive?
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It says here you severed all
contact with Soviet Intelligence
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right at the end of the war, in 1945,
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"having seen the error of my ways".
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Which you've said yourself.
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Come here.
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Your funeral.
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What's the Russian for cheese?
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I don't know.
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Say it in English, then.
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Are you trying to get me killed?
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Now, there's a thought.
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You don't really mean that.
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Give me one good reason why not, Kim,
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and it better be a fucking good one.
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Tell me you understand why
I said you severed all contact
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with the KGB in 1945.
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The benefit of the Americans...
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to protect our relationship with them.
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I don't give a toss about the
special relationship. Try again.
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You said it to protect me.
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To protect you.
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Because as we both know,
you've been very busy for the KGB
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until right fucking now.
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Am I correct in saying your
operating thesis with Philby was
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that friendship trumps ideology?
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Even though men like Philby
put ideology above all else?
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What other men like Philby do you know?
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If I may, ma'am,
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I think it'd be a mistake to
see Philby as purely ideological.
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He just defected to the Soviet Union!
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She's right. A spy is an
adventurer, an opportunist...
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An elitist. And to work for
the KGB from within SIS
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put Philby in an even more elite group.
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Burgess, Maclean, Philby, Blunt...
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Four men.
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Are you implying there are more?
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Aren't we all?
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You admit to tipping off
Burgess and Maclean in '51.
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Out of loyalty to my friends.
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Who's your handler?
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I don't have one.
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How could I if I broke contact with the KGB?
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ACCORDION PLAYS OUTSIDE
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Please tell me you're not
paying that bugger to play all day.
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SIGHS He is rather good, though, isn't he?
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Take a butcher's at that.
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Confirm which of these men
is working for the Russians
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and I'll know you're taking this seriously.
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A test. I know. The temerity of it.
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You're fishing.
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Take it away with you and
give it to me at dinner tonight.
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I take it I'm still invited?
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Tim Milne? You've been
a friend of his for years.
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Well, surely by that logic,
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your name should be at the top of this list.
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See you at eight.
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Are you all right? Never better.
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Were you fishing? Yes.
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Who was on that list?
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Friends and associates of
Burgess, Maclean and Philby.
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Specifically. Why does it matter?
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I've already told you I
was bluffing. Humour us.
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Tim Milne...
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..John Cairncross, Tony Blunt,
258
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:08,120
Guy Liddell, and one or two
others I might be forgetting.
259
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,080
Blunt was on the list?
260
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,559
Thanks to his close
friendship with Guy Burgess,
261
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,319
dating back to their Cambridge days.
262
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,479
Earlier... you said Philby gave you Blunt
263
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when you were out on the balcony...
unless I'm missing something.
264
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,799
So if he'd already given you Blunt...
265
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,319
why then go through all the
rigmarole with the list of names?
266
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,719
Surely you already had your man.
267
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:39,639
I was worried Blunt was chickenfeed.
268
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:44,839
And then that same evening,
you went to dinner at the Philbys'.
269
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,599
Yes. Why?
270
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:50,079
Certain friends of ours had
got wind that I was in Beirut.
271
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American friends? Among others.
272
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:56,199
Of Philby's American wife.
And if I didn't go to dinner,
273
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,960
then it might've tipped them
off that something was amiss.
274
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:05,319
That's it? That's the only
reason you went? That's it.
275
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:09,319
It's also the reason why you let
Philby go home that afternoon.
276
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,320
Correct.
277
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,479
Boy, are you on my shit list.
278
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:50,719
Three days you've been in town
and not a peep! Give me those.
279
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,239
Something smells delicious.
280
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,560
That'll be me. JAZZ MUSIC
281
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,079
MUSIC STOPS Bravo.
282
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,079
APPLAUSE Jolly good.
283
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,759
Ah! Here he is.
284
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,359
Good Lord, look what the cat dragged in!
285
00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:28,599
Kim was just regaling us with
some of your dirty limericks.
286
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,679
Oh, good Lord, I hope not.
287
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,119
Hello, there. Senorita from Pisa.
288
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,559
I sleep-a with whomever I please-a.
289
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,639
How's the rest of it go?
290
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,199
Ah, no clue. That one was Kim's.
291
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,479
I was merely an innocent bystander.
292
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,359
The laughs we've had, eh, Nick? Eh? Right.
293
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,799
Ah, what about this?
You'll remember this one.
294
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,959
Ah, Elliott, just the fellow.
295
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,799
Sit down, I'd like a frank word with you.
296
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,279
I'm not sure now's the right time...
297
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,359
Does your wife know what you do?
298
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:59,639
Kim, darling, everyone's already
heard that God knows how many...
299
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:04,719
Darling, please! If you don't
mind. Come on, for old times' sake.
300
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,559
This actually happened
to him, verbatim, right?
301
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,759
Right. Ready?
302
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,439
Does your wife know what you do?
303
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:17,639
Yes. How-How did that come about?
304
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,079
Well, she was my secretary
for a couple of years,
305
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,039
and I think the penny must have dropped.
306
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,840
Ah, quite so. Quite. And
what about your mother?
307
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,159
She thinks I'm in something called SIS,
308
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,439
which she believes stands
for Secret Intelligence Service.
309
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:37,039
Good God! How-How-How
did she come to know that?
310
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,799
A member of the war cabinet
told her at a cocktail party.
311
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,079
POLITE LAUGHTER
312
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,280
Dinner is served. A table, everyone.
313
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,159
You forgot this earlier.
314
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,839
CHATTERING
315
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,199
Nicholas, will we have you here,
please? Oh, lovely. Thank you.
316
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,759
De Gaulle may be French,
but he ain't no dummy.
317
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,559
He knows where your loyalties lie.
318
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,519
Oh, do tell, I so love a lecture.
319
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,599
The Brits care about two
things and two things only,
320
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,119
neither one of which is goddamn Europe.
321
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,279
Bangers and mash.
322
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:17,000
The monarchy. And America.
The monarchy and America.
323
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,039
Where are you going, darling?
324
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,600
Do you wanna know something funny?
325
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:28,279
Windsor isn't even the
royal family's real name.
326
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,639
They changed it from Witten to Windsor.
327
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:35,559
The Wittens of Saxe-Coburg
and... something or other...
328
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,559
Gotha Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.
329
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,479
They're bloody krauts, for pity's sake!
330
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:46,039
And did you also know...
that Anthony Blunt... Kim.
331
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,919
..Sir Anthony Blunt, I should
say, a cousin of the Queen's...
332
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,959
Distant cousin by marriage.
333
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:56,879
Did you know that MI5 sent
him on a secret trip to Berlin
334
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,399
right after the war
335
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:03,599
to recover some rather
compromising correspondence
336
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,759
from certain members of the royal family
337
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:11,119
to certain members of the Third
Reich, including Hitler himself?
338
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,279
Isn't that right, Nick?
339
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,999
And now Germany is the
front line of the Cold War,
340
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,639
and the Wittens of Saxe-Coburg
and Gotha are now the...
341
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,840
HIS VOICE FADES
342
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,759
..under the aegis of the
enemy of my enemy is my friend.
343
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,639
I'm not sure I completely follow!
344
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:40,839
But that's not bad for... how
much have you had to drink?
345
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,919
Dear old England, however,
with an ever watchful eye
346
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,599
on which side her bread is buttered,
347
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:51,679
has been grooming a new patron to serve.
348
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,959
To, to appease.
349
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,839
To... Rrrrr! ..fellate.
350
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,799
Oh, good Lord! Kim, is that really necessary?
351
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:04,719
That's right, you guessed
it... Old donkey dick herself.
352
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,439
The United States of America.
353
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,399
What about Russia?
354
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,039
Where do they fit in all of this?
355
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,479
Please don't encourage him, Nick.
356
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,199
He's not trying to encourage me, darling.
357
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,360
He's trying to shut me up.
358
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:23,119
You see, my best friend here...
359
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:26,799
..has been sent all the way from London...
360
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,480
..to do what, exactly, Nick?
361
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:35,759
Check your liver. LAUGHTER
362
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,399
Old donkey dick herself!
363
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,519
I gotta write that one down.
364
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,279
I need some fucking air.
365
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,679
Oh, air, my ass!
366
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,159
That's some classic Brit
spy bullshit if ever I saw it.
367
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,719
Oh, do please fuck off, Miles.
368
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,839
You know, the only thing worse than...
369
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,279
simple-minded and pompous is...
370
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,319
Now, Kim, come on, we're all friends here!
371
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,199
..simple-minded, pompous and American...
372
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,280
Come on, come on, let's
get you some of that fresh air.
373
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,280
Kim.
374
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,040
Right. Come on.
375
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,040
Left-hand drawer of the desk.
376
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,799
And that was it.
377
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,279
He rejoined the others,
and I left the party to go
378
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,520
and file my report at the consulate.
379
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,000
That's the last you saw of him?
380
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,240
Yes.
381
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,479
Mr Elliott and I are going to go
and stretch our legs for a while.
382
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,800
We'll reconvene back here after lunch.
383
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,000
'Mr Director, gentlemen...
384
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,359
'You've all heard me preach for years now,
385
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,319
'how the Russians are far more sophisticated
386
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:51,559
'and strategic than we give them credit for.'
387
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,359
So now that my longheld suspicions
388
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:59,279
about Harold Adrian Russell
Kim Philby have been confirmed,
389
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:03,039
a man who rose... almost to the very top
390
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:07,479
of Great Britain's Secret
Intelligence Services...
391
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:12,039
..we are duty-bound to recognise
that the patience and the discipline
392
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,959
of the Russian intelligence services
393
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,640
are never again to be under-estimated.
394
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,279
But...
395
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,839
..if at times, we have lacked the resolve
396
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:36,199
and the imagination to counter that threat...
397
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,319
Thank you.
398
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:44,359
..then our British friends,
to use their term, are in,
399
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:49,479
to use our term, even deeper shit.
400
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:53,039
And we must now face the fact
that if they have been penetrated
401
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:56,679
to the level that Kim Philby
achieved over the course
402
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:00,999
of a quarter of a fucking century...
403
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,159
..then not only are there
other Communist agents
404
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:08,519
among the senior ranks of
their national security apparatus...
405
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,319
..but more importantly...
406
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:16,000
we too at the CIA... have
also been penetrated.
407
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,719
Watch out.
408
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,640
People and their bloody animals.
409
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,439
Blunt came to me.
410
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,760
At the end of last week.
411
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,879
You don't seem that surprised.
412
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,200
Shrewd customer, is Sir Anthony.
413
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,239
He claims to have only
worked for Russian intelligence
414
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,519
when we were allies during the war.
415
00:33:58,520 --> 00:33:59,720
That old chestnut.
416
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:07,279
So the reason he decided to come to me now...
417
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:11,119
is so I can be best positioned
to protect Her Majesty.
418
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,840
To hush it up, you mean?
419
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:20,079
Then... this morning...
420
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:24,999
..he telephones... in a terrible state...
421
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:30,319
to inform me that Mr Angleton...
attempted to interrogate him
422
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:35,080
at some... CIA safe house in Buckinghamshire.
423
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,720
Which you managed to stop...
424
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:46,039
..before any more damage could be done.
425
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,720
Well, maybe the Queen'll
give me a knighthood one day.
426
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,760
Does Moscow know Tony's blown?
427
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,040
Rise, Sir Nicholas.
428
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,999
We have to assume...
Philby's told the KGB about that.
429
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,760
Oh, I highly doubt that.
430
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:14,000
If the KGB were ever to discover
that he gave me Blunt, he's dead.
431
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,360
Perhaps we should consider leaking it, then.
432
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,119
What day is it today?
433
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:27,080
Friday. You a steak and
kidney pie man, Sir Roger?
434
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:55,999
What difference do you think...
men like Philby and Elliott...
435
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,440
and the games they play...
actually make in the world?
436
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,519
You mean like the one you
and Elliott are now playing
437
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,279
against Sir Roger?
438
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,320
LIFT DOORS OPEN
439
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,839
Hello, Jim. How are you? Richard.
440
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,959
How long, would you say,
did you suspect Kim Philby?
441
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,799
Was there a specific moment or incident
442
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:39,119
that... opened your eyes?
443
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,559
It was cumulative.
444
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,159
Behavioural.
445
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:49,799
I've never known a man want
so desperately to be my friend.
446
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,920
But you were never fooled by him?
447
00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:58,759
If I was fooled by anything,
448
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:03,919
it was by my faith in our British friends...
449
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,200
..whom I didn't believe would
ever let him slip through their fingers.
450
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:13,720
Are you referring to
anyone in particular, Jim?
451
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:22,599
I'm referring to an entire
goddamn class of Englishmen.
452
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:26,039
At the risk of sounding
like a Communist yourself.
453
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,600
CHUCKLES
454
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,960
So...
455
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,760
..who else did he give you?
456
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,040
Philby.
457
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,599
Because the other thing that
didn't come back from Beirut
458
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,400
was that list of names.
459
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:22,319
Right now... probably as we speak...
460
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,839
..Jim Angleton is back at the CIA,
461
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,320
getting ready to tear the place apart...
462
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,919
..in search for traitors,
463
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:37,039
due to implications, insinuations
and outright disinformation
464
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,439
that Philby has been planting in his brain
465
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,080
for the last quarter of a century.
466
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:47,839
So when you ask... who else he gave me,
467
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:53,119
I think the question that it's
important that we... you and I...
468
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:57,719
first ask ourselves is this...
469
00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:01,199
..are we here in London...
470
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,959
ready to withstand such
a level of witch hunt...
471
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,479
and take on those kind of casualties?
472
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:13,360
Because, thanks to Philby...
who among us is now safe?
473
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,159
Which is why, if you'll
allow me to blow my trumpet
474
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,519
briefly for a second...
475
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:24,760
I was precisely the right
person to go to Beirut.
476
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:33,120
Because had it been anybody
else, who didn't know Philby as I do...
477
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,440
..there's no telling who
they'd be accusing next.
478
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:44,280
Shall we?
479
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:51,360
CHATTERING
480
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,720
Any other questions, Jane?
481
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,679
Mrs Thomas?
482
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,320
No, sir.
483
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:56,199
You may fool others, but you
can't pull the wool over these eyes.
484
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,000
You want to know what
he once told me about you?
485
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,039
He said that at any given moment,
486
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:06,680
you're far more switched on than you let on.
487
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:13,240
Which is what makes you so dangerous.
488
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,680
Tell me you'll make something of all this...
489
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:27,960
..that in the end, you were in
fact always one step ahead of him.
490
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,400
HORN HOOTS
491
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,240
DOOR OPENS
492
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:06,559
LAUGHTER
493
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,120
CHATTERING
494
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,120
Read this.
495
00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:19,480
When did you get... Just read it.
496
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,280
"Dear Nick, I wonder..." To yourself.
497
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:31,799
"Dear Nick, I wonder if
this letter will surprise you.
498
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,279
"Our last transactions were so strange,
499
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,320
"I can't help thinking that perhaps
you wanted me to do a fade..."
500
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,840
As a matter of interest,
why would you show me this?
501
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,799
"It is invariably with pleasure
502
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,160
"that I remember our meetings and talks.
503
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,639
"I've often thought that there
are a number of questions
504
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,159
"connected with the whole
story that might interest you,
505
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,639
"and it might be... helpful all around
506
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:21,919
"if we could get together to
discuss matters of mutual interest...
507
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,759
"..to give ourselves the chance
508
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,679
"to salvage a friendship
from all this mess...
509
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,759
"because as you always said...
510
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:34,199
"the true definition of friendship
is that your forgive your friends...
511
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,720
"..their faults."
512
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,240
He's asking you for a meeting.
513
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,080
Unteroffizier, Gefreiter.
514
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,800
IN GERMAN:
515
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:55,040
IN GERMAN:
516
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,359
You can't seriously be considering...
517
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,759
What exactly do you think
would happen at this meeting?
518
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,719
What, he'd cross his heart and
hope to die that Hollis is the fifth man?
519
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:30,839
Just to be crystal bloody clear,
520
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,279
the reason to believe
that Sir Roger is innocent
521
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,199
is Philby is the de facto source
of the information against him.
522
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:40,160
And you decided not to
believe him, so what's changed?
523
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,959
Or maybe you think
that Philby will admit that
524
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:46,920
he's secretly still one of you...
525
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,679
..cos he was always one of you...
526
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:54,720
..old chap.
527
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,800
You're your own worst enemy.
528
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:24,639
Do you know what's worse?
You're my worst enemy.
529
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,119
You're the whole bloody
country's worst enemy.
530
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:30,239
The man, he has fucking lied to you
531
00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:33,839
from the first moment
that he set eyes on you.
532
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:38,279
He has lied to you and he has used you.
533
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,359
That is all that he has ever done,
534
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,160
and that is all that he will ever do.
535
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,439
What's more, I'm not convinced
that you haven't known that
536
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:47,880
for the last 23 years.
537
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:55,720
When are you gonna fucking accept
that... and be honest with yourself?
538
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,880
Ein frischer Wodka.
539
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:24,720
MUSIC ON STEREO
540
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,199
I hear you're leaving MI5.
541
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,039
Oh, she told you, then,
did she, Mrs Sissmore?
542
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,200
Something about you
wanting to be a better wife.
543
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:41,119
Look, I... didn't let him go,
544
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:46,319
or escape... or however you put it.
545
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,199
What I, in fact, did was...
546
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,119
Ooh, I like-a the look of your salami!
547
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,039
Whole or sliced, sir?
548
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:56,839
ALL: What do I look-a
like, a bloody money box?
549
00:50:56,840 --> 00:51:00,359
LAUGHTER You forced him to run.
550
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,560
They'll never be able to
fully trust him in Moscow.
551
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:08,640
Which will kill him.
552
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,240
I'm sorry.
553
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,000
Thank you.
554
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:33,880
Right!
555
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:36,960
Well, then, on that note...
556
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:43,279
Why do you think Jane Sissmore
557
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:47,919
felt it necessary to tell
me you were resigning?
558
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,319
I dunno. Really?
559
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:54,279
SHE LAUGHS Erm...
560
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:58,880
Apparently, according to
her, erm... I intrigue you.
561
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,919
Are you really prepared to
walk away and let chaps like me
562
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:10,040
continue running things, knowing
what you now know... about us all?
563
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,399
You seriously think someone like me
564
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,760
could actually change things? Things?
565
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,160
Chaps like you.
566
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:28,640
A woman... from Newcastle... change us?
567
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:39,280
Durham.
568
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:52,960
IN RUSSIAN:
569
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:44,759
It's these offices at the
south east corner on this floor,
570
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,759
down that way, next to the vaults.
571
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:51,279
All the other offices are
organised on separate floors...
572
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,519
according to areas of
responsibility around the world.
573
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,639
The remainder of the Iron
Curtain, south east Asia,
574
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,839
Africa, central Europe.
575
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,840
And this... this is you.
576
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:09,679
Oh, damn! SHE LAUGHS
577
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,440
You've gotta laugh.
578
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,680
Thank you.
579
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,839
MAN: A one, a two!
580
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,719
MUSIC: 'Boom Oo Yata-Ta-Ta
Song' by Morecambe and Wise
581
00:55:51,720 --> 00:55:52,879
Yata ta ta!
582
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,959
# Are you lonesome... # Yata ta ta!
583
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:56,759
A-boom! Yata ta ta!
584
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:59,439
SONG CONTINUES
585
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:03,639
LAUGHTER
586
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:05,839
Just-Just a minute.
587
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,879
Don't stop. No, no, just a minute.
588
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:12,119
A-boom! Just a minute.
589
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,799
I'm-I'm ya ta ta ta-ing, you see!
590
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,199
Oh, well, you shouldn't be!
591
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,239
No, I should be singing
Are You Lonesome Tonight?!
592
00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:20,199
Cos you've got the
sideboards, you're the star!
593
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,959
I'm all down to here. Yeah. Yeah.
594
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,439
It was the start, something
went wrong with the start.
595
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,519
I know. Sid, you start us off, will you?
596
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:31,599
Give us the one, two, then
you'll be all right. Yeah. OK?
597
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,479
One, two.
598
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:36,799
A boom. Whoo! Yata ta ta!
599
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:40,319
# Are you lonesome tonight?
# A boom. Whoo! Yata ta ta!
600
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:45,439
SONG CONTINUES
601
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,239
It's good, it's good.
602
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:50,599
Just a minute, Sid. Just a minute.
603
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,239
LAUGHTER
604
00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:55,399
I'm doing the "Ooh!" now.
605
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,839
I've A boom. I've yata ta ta'd
and I'm doing the Ooh now!
606
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,719
I've only got the "boom" to go! Well, yes.
607
00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:04,039
But there's something
wrong somewhere, isn't there?
608
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:05,119
Yes! Yes.
609
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:06,599
Oh, I know what it is!
610
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:09,079
You start us off, you count the two in...
611
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:10,519
VOICES FADE
612
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:13,200
---oOo---
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