1 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,000 DOG BARKS 2 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,599 BARKING IN DISTANCE 3 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:25,759 DISTANT GERMAN OVER LOUDSPEAKER 4 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,040 HORN HOOTING 5 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:38,879 'Unless otherwise stated, stay in your vehicle. 6 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:42,880 'Hold all the papers ready for class.' 7 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:52,560 'Unless otherwise stated, stay in your vehicle.' 8 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:09,960 JINGLE BELLS IN GERMAN OVER SPEAKER 9 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,680 'Sir Roger!' 10 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,439 In the interest of discretion, 11 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,879 I thought it best to drop by in person. 12 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,559 At one o'clock in the morning? 13 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,439 The minister was at the opera... 14 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,880 ..which meant we had to wait to get his signature. 15 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,399 Gotterdammerung? 16 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,839 Beg your pardon? 17 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:53,280 Wagner. Opera joke. Never mind. 18 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,519 Thank you, no. 19 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,399 Where have you been tonight? 20 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:21,159 Saying goodbye to a friend. Anyone I know? 21 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,799 Jim Angleton. 22 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,680 On his way home to Washington as we speak. 23 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,639 When did you last see Tony Blunt? 24 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:34,640 Sure I can't tempt you? Quite sure. 25 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:43,359 Sir Anthony and I, as I suspect you well know, 26 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:46,919 had lunch the other day at my club. 27 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:50,160 Why? You haven't gone and lost him, have you? 28 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:56,119 I should never have agreed to let you go to Beirut. 29 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,159 KNOCKING 30 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,080 Sounds like one of yours. 31 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:20,280 Don't tell me, panic over - Blunt's resurfaced. 32 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:27,439 Nine o'clock sharp. My office. 33 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,440 Don't be late. 34 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,240 DOOR CLOSES 35 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,839 I... just lost my footing. 36 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,959 Questions are being asked, Kim. 37 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,639 I slipped on the ice, for God's sake! People are worried about you! 38 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:59,119 On my way to the Metropol. I was hoping to find you or Burgess... 39 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,719 preferably you. 40 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:06,159 A friendly face. Some music. A little fucking colour. 41 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:09,239 Which reminds me... 42 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,679 ..Burgess sent a peace offering. 43 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,760 From his personal library, he wanted me to tell you. 44 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:20,279 Clever bastard. 45 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:23,079 Do you know this one? 46 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:27,079 Takes place in London in 1934... 47 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,400 when no-one yet knew what they stood for. 48 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:35,279 Also some tinned fruit, a jar of marmalade, 49 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:37,799 cigarettes and a couple of other bits and bobs. 50 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,079 All from Guy? 51 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:43,599 The marmalade's from me - Fortnum and Mason's via diplomatic pouch. 52 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,120 Ooh, speaking of which, pass my coat. 53 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,080 I have a letter I need you to send. 54 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:54,400 To whom? Oh. 55 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,359 Oh, damn, it's gone. 56 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,760 I couldn't trouble you to rustle up some paper and an envelope? 57 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,559 Paper and envelope. 58 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:08,719 Er... 59 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,960 Medsestra! Medsestra! 60 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,920 Good morning, sir. 61 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,560 Mr Elliott. 62 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:12,720 Have a seat. 63 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:28,119 Mrs Thomas here is of the opinion that... Philby told you 64 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:32,519 Tony Blunt was also a Russian double agent. 65 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,600 She's right. He did. 66 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:42,719 And that that's the reason you let him go? 67 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,799 Something tells me Mrs Thomas is quite a bit cleverer than that. 68 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,280 When did he give you Blunt? 69 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,319 The last day. 70 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,399 Out on the balcony? Yes. 71 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,679 Where no-one could hear you? 72 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,240 I'll have to take your word for that. 73 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:09,759 Why haven't you disclosed any of this until now? 74 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:14,079 I'd just learned that the man I trusted most in the Service 75 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:17,879 and my best friend was a Russian spy. 76 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:21,400 You could say I'm not quite sure who to trust any more. 77 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:28,320 You understand that any information acquired in Beirut from Philby 78 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:30,039 is considered counter-intelligence... 79 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,599 which is now the domain of MI5? 80 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,679 What I understand is that this is a show for the minister. 81 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,999 A pissing contest between MI5 and SIS. 82 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,559 No contest, I'm afraid, thanks to Philby. 83 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:43,599 Exactly. I thought you were off the case. 84 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:46,759 KNOCK Number 10 on the line, sir. 85 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,040 Concerning? 86 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,999 Profumo. 87 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,640 Educated guess. 88 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,359 If you wouldn't mind waiting in the ante room for a few minutes, 89 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:05,039 I'm sure Miss Harbinson will be happy to find you some refreshment. 90 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:07,159 Not you, Mrs Thomas. 91 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:09,080 You stay where you are. 92 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,119 I don't know about this, Kim. 93 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,000 It's a personal letter, it's nothing more... 94 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:34,759 ..separating friendship from politics. 95 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:39,159 Which there was no time for in Beirut? 96 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:40,440 SIGHS 97 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,439 I'm tired, Donald. 98 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:48,120 So fucking... fucking tired. 99 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:52,199 I didn't seal the envelope. 100 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:56,520 Read it if you want. Run it by your KGB chums if you must. 101 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,519 They're your chums, too. 102 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,840 Well, then there shouldn't be a problem, should there? 103 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:05,519 The cricket starts today. England and Australia. 104 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:08,559 I was rather hoping to catch some of that on the wireless later. 105 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:11,799 Ah, well, we should get on with it, then. 106 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:14,639 Their fast bowlers should be quite a handful. 107 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,760 But I think our batsmen will be up to it this time. 108 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,280 Dinner's at eight, by the way. 109 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,720 You haven't forgotten? 110 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,320 Do you think you could do that upstairs? 111 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,680 RINGING 112 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,879 Jane. 113 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,679 You look... Well... 114 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,639 Well, I must admit, all things considered, 115 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:54,559 I actually feel quite chipper. 116 00:10:54,560 --> 00:11:00,759 No, I meant comma, well, dot, dot, dot, how do I put it? 117 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:04,000 BUZZER You can go in now. 118 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,759 How's your head, by the way? 119 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:21,680 Oh, it's still there. By a thread. 120 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,120 So... 121 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:36,799 ..last night... at the St Georges... 122 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,199 You went to the St Georges... without me? 123 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,719 Fuck off, Kim. 124 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:44,479 Wait... Now I'm lost... Are you telling me I was there? 125 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,039 At the bar? The pool. 126 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,239 Ah. Golly. 127 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:52,920 Well... that explains this, then. 128 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,880 Do you think I might have a glass of water? 129 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,680 More? 130 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,920 Right. 131 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,920 So, here's the scoop... 132 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,040 ..but first, you owe me a proper drink. 133 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:12,240 It all began in... Vienna. 134 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,479 In '34? 135 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:20,439 February... 1934. 136 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,599 Not before then, up at Cambridge? 137 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,760 Cambridge? Oh, no. 138 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,920 Cambridge is where you fantasise about what you stand against... 139 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,520 ..whereas, Vienna... 140 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:44,559 ..that was where I quickly learned what I stood for. 141 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,399 Who recruited you? 142 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,400 No-one. 143 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:51,760 I fell in love. 144 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:18,479 'You fell in love?' 145 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,599 ACCORDION MUSIC 146 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:25,439 MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH 147 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,159 Stop it there, please. 148 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:30,639 Which one of you opened the window? Him. 149 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,519 Though you must've known that would interfere 150 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:33,799 with the listening equipment? 151 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:37,399 I suppose I assumed whoever selected the safe house and bugged it 152 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,879 would've taken an open window into account 153 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,799 in the Mediterranean climate. 154 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,439 What utter nonsense, Nick. 155 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,359 It's 1963, I don't think it's too much to ask! 156 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,799 It's the debriefer's job to control the damned environment! 157 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,759 You had to have known opening a window could be a tactic. 158 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:55,079 I viewed it more in psychological terms. 159 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,599 It told me that he was on the brink of capitulating 160 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,599 but needed to create a sense of privacy 161 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,159 before baring his soul, so to speak. 162 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,359 The tape is supposed to be evidence. 163 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:09,039 I didn't go to Beirut to solve a crime. I knew he was guilty. 164 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,479 We all knew he was guilty. 165 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,079 I'm a spy, not a policeman. It's interesting. 166 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:17,759 You almost sounded vindicated just then. 167 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:22,679 Like a man who'd succeeded in what he went out there to accomplish. 168 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:26,799 If he succeeded, then it'd be Philby sitting here now 169 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:30,119 and the Russians would be none the wiser. 170 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:33,799 So from this point on, we're supposed to rely on your account 171 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,639 of what happened in that flat. 172 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,399 Do you honestly mean to tell me 173 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,959 MI5 doesn't have the wherewithal to enhance the tape? 174 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:46,919 There is, of course... another way to think about all this... 175 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,319 which is that the three minutes 176 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:53,239 you and Philby spent on that balcony is in fact a distraction. 177 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,639 A piece of misdirection... 178 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:59,559 because I have to say, three minutes does seem like a very short time, 179 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,559 indeed, the end of such a long friendship, 180 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:07,119 in which to... bare one's soul... 181 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,279 ..leaving me to consider the possibility that 182 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:12,840 the real truth about why you let Philby go isn't even on the tape. 183 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,320 Thoughts, Mrs Thomas? 184 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,440 You fell in love? 185 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:33,519 SNIGGERS 186 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,560 Oh, come on, you've gotta laugh. 187 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,840 Everything you need to know is in there. 188 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:56,160 Perhaps you'll now allow me to go home and listen to the cricket. 189 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,919 Is this it? Where's the rest of it? 190 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,119 Names, dates, operations... 191 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,439 That's all there is. That's all I know. 192 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,359 A list of your Soviet handlers from the '30s. 193 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,800 Are any of these people still active or even alive? 194 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:19,919 It says here you severed all contact with Soviet Intelligence 195 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,399 right at the end of the war, in 1945, 196 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,039 "having seen the error of my ways". 197 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,040 Which you've said yourself. 198 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,640 Come here. 199 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,320 Your funeral. 200 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,719 What's the Russian for cheese? 201 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,119 I don't know. 202 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:05,039 Say it in English, then. 203 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,759 Are you trying to get me killed? 204 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:09,559 Now, there's a thought. 205 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,919 You don't really mean that. 206 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,559 Give me one good reason why not, Kim, 207 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,600 and it better be a fucking good one. 208 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,279 Tell me you understand why I said you severed all contact 209 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:27,319 with the KGB in 1945. 210 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,479 The benefit of the Americans... 211 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,080 to protect our relationship with them. 212 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,640 I don't give a toss about the special relationship. Try again. 213 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,600 You said it to protect me. 214 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,839 To protect you. 215 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,719 Because as we both know, you've been very busy for the KGB 216 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,760 until right fucking now. 217 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:06,399 Am I correct in saying your operating thesis with Philby was 218 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,719 that friendship trumps ideology? 219 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:14,199 Even though men like Philby put ideology above all else? 220 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,479 What other men like Philby do you know? 221 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:17,559 If I may, ma'am, 222 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,999 I think it'd be a mistake to see Philby as purely ideological. 223 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,119 He just defected to the Soviet Union! 224 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,599 She's right. A spy is an adventurer, an opportunist... 225 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:30,639 An elitist. And to work for the KGB from within SIS 226 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,359 put Philby in an even more elite group. 227 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:37,199 Burgess, Maclean, Philby, Blunt... 228 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,200 Four men. 229 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,519 Are you implying there are more? 230 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,000 Aren't we all? 231 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,840 You admit to tipping off Burgess and Maclean in '51. 232 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,080 Out of loyalty to my friends. 233 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,279 Who's your handler? 234 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,959 I don't have one. 235 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,799 How could I if I broke contact with the KGB? 236 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,559 ACCORDION PLAYS OUTSIDE 237 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,479 Please tell me you're not paying that bugger to play all day. 238 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,720 SIGHS He is rather good, though, isn't he? 239 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,640 Take a butcher's at that. 240 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,879 Confirm which of these men is working for the Russians 241 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,559 and I'll know you're taking this seriously. 242 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,839 A test. I know. The temerity of it. 243 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,839 You're fishing. 244 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,839 Take it away with you and give it to me at dinner tonight. 245 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:12,079 I take it I'm still invited? 246 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:16,439 Tim Milne? You've been a friend of his for years. 247 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:17,759 Well, surely by that logic, 248 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,800 your name should be at the top of this list. 249 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,680 See you at eight. 250 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,320 Are you all right? Never better. 251 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:39,719 Were you fishing? Yes. 252 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,759 Who was on that list? 253 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:45,639 Friends and associates of Burgess, Maclean and Philby. 254 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:49,559 Specifically. Why does it matter? 255 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:53,080 I've already told you I was bluffing. Humour us. 256 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,879 Tim Milne... 257 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,119 ..John Cairncross, Tony Blunt, 258 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:08,120 Guy Liddell, and one or two others I might be forgetting. 259 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,080 Blunt was on the list? 260 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,559 Thanks to his close friendship with Guy Burgess, 261 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,319 dating back to their Cambridge days. 262 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,479 Earlier... you said Philby gave you Blunt 263 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:28,319 when you were out on the balcony... unless I'm missing something. 264 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,799 So if he'd already given you Blunt... 265 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,319 why then go through all the rigmarole with the list of names? 266 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,719 Surely you already had your man. 267 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:39,639 I was worried Blunt was chickenfeed. 268 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:44,839 And then that same evening, you went to dinner at the Philbys'. 269 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,599 Yes. Why? 270 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:50,079 Certain friends of ours had got wind that I was in Beirut. 271 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,599 American friends? Among others. 272 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:56,199 Of Philby's American wife. And if I didn't go to dinner, 273 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,960 then it might've tipped them off that something was amiss. 274 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:05,319 That's it? That's the only reason you went? That's it. 275 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:09,319 It's also the reason why you let Philby go home that afternoon. 276 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,320 Correct. 277 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,479 Boy, are you on my shit list. 278 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:50,719 Three days you've been in town and not a peep! Give me those. 279 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,239 Something smells delicious. 280 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,560 That'll be me. JAZZ MUSIC 281 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,079 MUSIC STOPS Bravo. 282 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,079 APPLAUSE Jolly good. 283 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,759 Ah! Here he is. 284 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,359 Good Lord, look what the cat dragged in! 285 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:28,599 Kim was just regaling us with some of your dirty limericks. 286 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,679 Oh, good Lord, I hope not. 287 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,119 Hello, there. Senorita from Pisa. 288 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,559 I sleep-a with whomever I please-a. 289 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,639 How's the rest of it go? 290 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,199 Ah, no clue. That one was Kim's. 291 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,479 I was merely an innocent bystander. 292 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,359 The laughs we've had, eh, Nick? Eh? Right. 293 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,799 Ah, what about this? You'll remember this one. 294 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,959 Ah, Elliott, just the fellow. 295 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,799 Sit down, I'd like a frank word with you. 296 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,279 I'm not sure now's the right time... 297 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,359 Does your wife know what you do? 298 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:59,639 Kim, darling, everyone's already heard that God knows how many... 299 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:04,719 Darling, please! If you don't mind. Come on, for old times' sake. 300 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,559 This actually happened to him, verbatim, right? 301 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,759 Right. Ready? 302 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,439 Does your wife know what you do? 303 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:17,639 Yes. How-How did that come about? 304 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,079 Well, she was my secretary for a couple of years, 305 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,039 and I think the penny must have dropped. 306 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,840 Ah, quite so. Quite. And what about your mother? 307 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,159 She thinks I'm in something called SIS, 308 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,439 which she believes stands for Secret Intelligence Service. 309 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:37,039 Good God! How-How-How did she come to know that? 310 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,799 A member of the war cabinet told her at a cocktail party. 311 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,079 POLITE LAUGHTER 312 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,280 Dinner is served. A table, everyone. 313 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,159 You forgot this earlier. 314 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,839 CHATTERING 315 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,199 Nicholas, will we have you here, please? Oh, lovely. Thank you. 316 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,759 De Gaulle may be French, but he ain't no dummy. 317 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,559 He knows where your loyalties lie. 318 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,519 Oh, do tell, I so love a lecture. 319 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,599 The Brits care about two things and two things only, 320 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,119 neither one of which is goddamn Europe. 321 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,279 Bangers and mash. 322 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:17,000 The monarchy. And America. The monarchy and America. 323 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,039 Where are you going, darling? 324 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,600 Do you wanna know something funny? 325 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:28,279 Windsor isn't even the royal family's real name. 326 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,639 They changed it from Witten to Windsor. 327 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:35,559 The Wittens of Saxe-Coburg and... something or other... 328 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,559 Gotha Saxe-Coburg and Gotha. 329 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,479 They're bloody krauts, for pity's sake! 330 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:46,039 And did you also know... that Anthony Blunt... Kim. 331 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,919 ..Sir Anthony Blunt, I should say, a cousin of the Queen's... 332 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,959 Distant cousin by marriage. 333 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:56,879 Did you know that MI5 sent him on a secret trip to Berlin 334 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,399 right after the war 335 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:03,599 to recover some rather compromising correspondence 336 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,759 from certain members of the royal family 337 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:11,119 to certain members of the Third Reich, including Hitler himself? 338 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,279 Isn't that right, Nick? 339 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,999 And now Germany is the front line of the Cold War, 340 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,639 and the Wittens of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha are now the... 341 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,840 HIS VOICE FADES 342 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,759 ..under the aegis of the enemy of my enemy is my friend. 343 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,639 I'm not sure I completely follow! 344 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:40,839 But that's not bad for... how much have you had to drink? 345 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,919 Dear old England, however, with an ever watchful eye 346 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,599 on which side her bread is buttered, 347 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:51,679 has been grooming a new patron to serve. 348 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,959 To, to appease. 349 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,839 To... Rrrrr! ..fellate. 350 00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,799 Oh, good Lord! Kim, is that really necessary? 351 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:04,719 That's right, you guessed it... Old donkey dick herself. 352 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,439 The United States of America. 353 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,399 What about Russia? 354 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,039 Where do they fit in all of this? 355 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,479 Please don't encourage him, Nick. 356 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,199 He's not trying to encourage me, darling. 357 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,360 He's trying to shut me up. 358 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:23,119 You see, my best friend here... 359 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:26,799 ..has been sent all the way from London... 360 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,480 ..to do what, exactly, Nick? 361 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:35,759 Check your liver. LAUGHTER 362 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,399 Old donkey dick herself! 363 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,519 I gotta write that one down. 364 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,279 I need some fucking air. 365 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,679 Oh, air, my ass! 366 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,159 That's some classic Brit spy bullshit if ever I saw it. 367 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,719 Oh, do please fuck off, Miles. 368 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,839 You know, the only thing worse than... 369 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,279 simple-minded and pompous is... 370 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,319 Now, Kim, come on, we're all friends here! 371 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,199 ..simple-minded, pompous and American... 372 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,280 Come on, come on, let's get you some of that fresh air. 373 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,280 Kim. 374 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,040 Right. Come on. 375 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,040 Left-hand drawer of the desk. 376 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,799 And that was it. 377 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,279 He rejoined the others, and I left the party to go 378 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,520 and file my report at the consulate. 379 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,000 That's the last you saw of him? 380 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,240 Yes. 381 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,479 Mr Elliott and I are going to go and stretch our legs for a while. 382 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,800 We'll reconvene back here after lunch. 383 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,000 'Mr Director, gentlemen... 384 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,359 'You've all heard me preach for years now, 385 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,319 'how the Russians are far more sophisticated 386 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:51,559 'and strategic than we give them credit for.' 387 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,359 So now that my longheld suspicions 388 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:59,279 about Harold Adrian Russell Kim Philby have been confirmed, 389 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:03,039 a man who rose... almost to the very top 390 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:07,479 of Great Britain's Secret Intelligence Services... 391 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:12,039 ..we are duty-bound to recognise that the patience and the discipline 392 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,959 of the Russian intelligence services 393 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,640 are never again to be under-estimated. 394 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,279 But... 395 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,839 ..if at times, we have lacked the resolve 396 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:36,199 and the imagination to counter that threat... 397 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,319 Thank you. 398 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:44,359 ..then our British friends, to use their term, are in, 399 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:49,479 to use our term, even deeper shit. 400 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:53,039 And we must now face the fact that if they have been penetrated 401 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:56,679 to the level that Kim Philby achieved over the course 402 00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:00,999 of a quarter of a fucking century... 403 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,159 ..then not only are there other Communist agents 404 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:08,519 among the senior ranks of their national security apparatus... 405 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,319 ..but more importantly... 406 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:16,000 we too at the CIA... have also been penetrated. 407 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,719 Watch out. 408 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,640 People and their bloody animals. 409 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,439 Blunt came to me. 410 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,760 At the end of last week. 411 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,879 You don't seem that surprised. 412 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,200 Shrewd customer, is Sir Anthony. 413 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,239 He claims to have only worked for Russian intelligence 414 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,519 when we were allies during the war. 415 00:33:58,520 --> 00:33:59,720 That old chestnut. 416 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:07,279 So the reason he decided to come to me now... 417 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:11,119 is so I can be best positioned to protect Her Majesty. 418 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,840 To hush it up, you mean? 419 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:20,079 Then... this morning... 420 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:24,999 ..he telephones... in a terrible state... 421 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:30,319 to inform me that Mr Angleton... attempted to interrogate him 422 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:35,080 at some... CIA safe house in Buckinghamshire. 423 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,720 Which you managed to stop... 424 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:46,039 ..before any more damage could be done. 425 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,720 Well, maybe the Queen'll give me a knighthood one day. 426 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,760 Does Moscow know Tony's blown? 427 00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,040 Rise, Sir Nicholas. 428 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,999 We have to assume... Philby's told the KGB about that. 429 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,760 Oh, I highly doubt that. 430 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:14,000 If the KGB were ever to discover that he gave me Blunt, he's dead. 431 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,360 Perhaps we should consider leaking it, then. 432 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,119 What day is it today? 433 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:27,080 Friday. You a steak and kidney pie man, Sir Roger? 434 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:55,999 What difference do you think... men like Philby and Elliott... 435 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,440 and the games they play... actually make in the world? 436 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,519 You mean like the one you and Elliott are now playing 437 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,279 against Sir Roger? 438 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,320 LIFT DOORS OPEN 439 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,839 Hello, Jim. How are you? Richard. 440 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,959 How long, would you say, did you suspect Kim Philby? 441 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,799 Was there a specific moment or incident 442 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:39,119 that... opened your eyes? 443 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,559 It was cumulative. 444 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,159 Behavioural. 445 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:49,799 I've never known a man want so desperately to be my friend. 446 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,920 But you were never fooled by him? 447 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:58,759 If I was fooled by anything, 448 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:03,919 it was by my faith in our British friends... 449 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,200 ..whom I didn't believe would ever let him slip through their fingers. 450 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:13,720 Are you referring to anyone in particular, Jim? 451 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:22,599 I'm referring to an entire goddamn class of Englishmen. 452 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:26,039 At the risk of sounding like a Communist yourself. 453 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,600 CHUCKLES 454 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,960 So... 455 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,760 ..who else did he give you? 456 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,040 Philby. 457 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,599 Because the other thing that didn't come back from Beirut 458 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,400 was that list of names. 459 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:22,319 Right now... probably as we speak... 460 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,839 ..Jim Angleton is back at the CIA, 461 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,320 getting ready to tear the place apart... 462 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,919 ..in search for traitors, 463 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:37,039 due to implications, insinuations and outright disinformation 464 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,439 that Philby has been planting in his brain 465 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,080 for the last quarter of a century. 466 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:47,839 So when you ask... who else he gave me, 467 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:53,119 I think the question that it's important that we... you and I... 468 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:57,719 first ask ourselves is this... 469 00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:01,199 ..are we here in London... 470 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,959 ready to withstand such a level of witch hunt... 471 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,479 and take on those kind of casualties? 472 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:13,360 Because, thanks to Philby... who among us is now safe? 473 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,159 Which is why, if you'll allow me to blow my trumpet 474 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,519 briefly for a second... 475 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:24,760 I was precisely the right person to go to Beirut. 476 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:33,120 Because had it been anybody else, who didn't know Philby as I do... 477 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,440 ..there's no telling who they'd be accusing next. 478 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:44,280 Shall we? 479 00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:51,360 CHATTERING 480 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,720 Any other questions, Jane? 481 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,679 Mrs Thomas? 482 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,320 No, sir. 483 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:56,199 You may fool others, but you can't pull the wool over these eyes. 484 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,000 You want to know what he once told me about you? 485 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,039 He said that at any given moment, 486 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:06,680 you're far more switched on than you let on. 487 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:13,240 Which is what makes you so dangerous. 488 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,680 Tell me you'll make something of all this... 489 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:27,960 ..that in the end, you were in fact always one step ahead of him. 490 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,400 HORN HOOTS 491 00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,240 DOOR OPENS 492 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:06,559 LAUGHTER 493 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,120 CHATTERING 494 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,120 Read this. 495 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:19,480 When did you get... Just read it. 496 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,280 "Dear Nick, I wonder..." To yourself. 497 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:31,799 "Dear Nick, I wonder if this letter will surprise you. 498 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,279 "Our last transactions were so strange, 499 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,320 "I can't help thinking that perhaps you wanted me to do a fade..." 500 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,840 As a matter of interest, why would you show me this? 501 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,799 "It is invariably with pleasure 502 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,160 "that I remember our meetings and talks. 503 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,639 "I've often thought that there are a number of questions 504 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,159 "connected with the whole story that might interest you, 505 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,639 "and it might be... helpful all around 506 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:21,919 "if we could get together to discuss matters of mutual interest... 507 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,759 "..to give ourselves the chance 508 00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,679 "to salvage a friendship from all this mess... 509 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,759 "because as you always said... 510 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:34,199 "the true definition of friendship is that your forgive your friends... 511 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,720 "..their faults." 512 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,240 He's asking you for a meeting. 513 00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,080 Unteroffizier, Gefreiter. 514 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,800 IN GERMAN: 515 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:55,040 IN GERMAN: 516 00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,359 You can't seriously be considering... 517 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,759 What exactly do you think would happen at this meeting? 518 00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,719 What, he'd cross his heart and hope to die that Hollis is the fifth man? 519 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:30,839 Just to be crystal bloody clear, 520 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,279 the reason to believe that Sir Roger is innocent 521 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,199 is Philby is the de facto source of the information against him. 522 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:40,160 And you decided not to believe him, so what's changed? 523 00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,959 Or maybe you think that Philby will admit that 524 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:46,920 he's secretly still one of you... 525 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,679 ..cos he was always one of you... 526 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:54,720 ..old chap. 527 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,800 You're your own worst enemy. 528 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:24,639 Do you know what's worse? You're my worst enemy. 529 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,119 You're the whole bloody country's worst enemy. 530 00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:30,239 The man, he has fucking lied to you 531 00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:33,839 from the first moment that he set eyes on you. 532 00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:38,279 He has lied to you and he has used you. 533 00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,359 That is all that he has ever done, 534 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,160 and that is all that he will ever do. 535 00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,439 What's more, I'm not convinced that you haven't known that 536 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:47,880 for the last 23 years. 537 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:55,720 When are you gonna fucking accept that... and be honest with yourself? 538 00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,880 Ein frischer Wodka. 539 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:24,720 MUSIC ON STEREO 540 00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,199 I hear you're leaving MI5. 541 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,039 Oh, she told you, then, did she, Mrs Sissmore? 542 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,200 Something about you wanting to be a better wife. 543 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:41,119 Look, I... didn't let him go, 544 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:46,319 or escape... or however you put it. 545 00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,199 What I, in fact, did was... 546 00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,119 Ooh, I like-a the look of your salami! 547 00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,039 Whole or sliced, sir? 548 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:56,839 ALL: What do I look-a like, a bloody money box? 549 00:50:56,840 --> 00:51:00,359 LAUGHTER You forced him to run. 550 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,560 They'll never be able to fully trust him in Moscow. 551 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:08,640 Which will kill him. 552 00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,240 I'm sorry. 553 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,000 Thank you. 554 00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:33,880 Right! 555 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:36,960 Well, then, on that note... 556 00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:43,279 Why do you think Jane Sissmore 557 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:47,919 felt it necessary to tell me you were resigning? 558 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,319 I dunno. Really? 559 00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:54,279 SHE LAUGHS Erm... 560 00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:58,880 Apparently, according to her, erm... I intrigue you. 561 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,919 Are you really prepared to walk away and let chaps like me 562 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:10,040 continue running things, knowing what you now know... about us all? 563 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,399 You seriously think someone like me 564 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,760 could actually change things? Things? 565 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,160 Chaps like you. 566 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:28,640 A woman... from Newcastle... change us? 567 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:39,280 Durham. 568 00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:52,960 IN RUSSIAN: 569 00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:44,759 It's these offices at the south east corner on this floor, 570 00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,759 down that way, next to the vaults. 571 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:51,279 All the other offices are organised on separate floors... 572 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,519 according to areas of responsibility around the world. 573 00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,639 The remainder of the Iron Curtain, south east Asia, 574 00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,839 Africa, central Europe. 575 00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,840 And this... this is you. 576 00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:09,679 Oh, damn! SHE LAUGHS 577 00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,440 You've gotta laugh. 578 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,680 Thank you. 579 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,839 MAN: A one, a two! 580 00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,719 MUSIC: 'Boom Your Yata-Don't Song' by Morecambe and Wise 581 00:55:51,720 --> 00:55:52,879 Yata ta ta! 582 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,959 583 00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:56,759 A-boom! Yata will come! 584 00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:59,439 SONG CONTINUES 585 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:03,639 LAUGHTER 586 00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:05,839 Just-Just a minute. 587 00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,879 Don't stop. No, no, just a minute. 588 00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:12,119 A-boom! Just a minute. 589 00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,799 I'm-I'm ya ta ta ta-ing, you see! 590 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,199 Oh, well, you shouldn't be! 591 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,239 No, I should be singing Are You Lonesome Tonight?! 592 00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:20,199 Cos you've got the sideboards, you're the star! 593 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,959 I'm all down to here. Yeah. Yeah. 594 00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,439 It was the start, something went wrong with the start. 595 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,519 I know. Sid, you start us off, will you? 596 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:31,599 Give us the one, two, then you'll be all right. Yeah. OK? 597 00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,479 One, two. 598 00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:36,799 And boom. Whoa! Yata will come! 599 00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:40,319 600 00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:45,439 SONG CONTINUES 601 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,239 It's good, it's good. 602 00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:50,599 Just a minute, Sid. Just a minute. 603 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,239 LAUGHTER 604 00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:55,399 I'm doing the "Ooh!" now. 605 00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,839 I've A boom. I've yata ta ta'd and I'm doing the Ooh now! 606 00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,719 I've only got the "boom" to go! Well, yes. 607 00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:04,039 But there's something wrong somewhere, isn't there? 608 00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:05,119 Yes! Yes. 609 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:06,599 Oh, I know what it is! 610 00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:09,079 You start us off, you count the two in... 611 00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:10,519 VOICES FADE 612 00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:13,200 ---oOo---