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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,944 --> 00:00:06,334 [JEFF SINGING AND PLAYING GUITAR] 2 00:00:52,064 --> 00:00:53,383 MICHAEL: Hey. 3 00:00:53,544 --> 00:00:55,455 Good morning. How you feeling? 4 00:00:56,144 --> 00:00:57,497 Better. 5 00:00:57,664 --> 00:01:01,179 LIZ: Quite a night you had. - Yeah, both of us. 6 00:01:02,664 --> 00:01:04,655 What about Maria? 7 00:01:04,824 --> 00:01:08,214 Who knows? I think that she and Max spent the night together. 8 00:01:18,384 --> 00:01:20,579 Thank you so much for this, Max, really. 9 00:01:20,744 --> 00:01:24,100 - I should have never doubted you. - No problem. 10 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,336 So you ready? 11 00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:30,736 I've been thinking about this my whole life. I am so ready. 12 00:01:31,144 --> 00:01:32,623 Then let's go. 13 00:02:11,704 --> 00:02:13,103 A Tale of Two Parties 14 00:03:00,104 --> 00:03:02,698 [PHONE RINGING] 15 00:03:06,184 --> 00:03:08,618 - Hello? - Don't be mad. 16 00:03:08,784 --> 00:03:10,217 ISABEL: Where are you? 17 00:03:10,384 --> 00:03:12,739 Houston. I just missed my connecting flight. 18 00:03:19,384 --> 00:03:21,978 - It's okay. - No, it's not. 19 00:03:22,184 --> 00:03:24,459 - I'm really sorry. - It's fine. 20 00:03:24,624 --> 00:03:26,216 Look, do me a favor? 21 00:03:26,384 --> 00:03:28,136 Don 't just sit at home alone. 22 00:03:28,304 --> 00:03:31,774 Okay? Go out, have a good time, enjoy the night for both of us. 23 00:03:31,944 --> 00:03:33,980 - I don't know. - Please, Isabel. 24 00:03:34,144 --> 00:03:35,941 It's bad enough I'm stuck in an airport. 25 00:03:36,104 --> 00:03:38,698 I don't want you to have a crappy New Year's too. 26 00:03:38,864 --> 00:03:41,742 - Please? - Okay. 27 00:03:46,144 --> 00:03:47,782 This isn't fair. 28 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:52,619 I'm really sorry, Petunia, but in about three minutes, I'm out of here. 29 00:03:52,784 --> 00:03:54,661 You're never gonna find it. 30 00:03:54,824 --> 00:03:57,418 Oh, please. This year, I'm gonna find it. Trust me. 31 00:03:57,584 --> 00:03:59,142 - Find what? JEFF: Enigma. 32 00:03:59,624 --> 00:04:01,580 LIZ: You know about Enigma? 33 00:04:01,744 --> 00:04:03,814 I've only lived here all my life. 34 00:04:03,984 --> 00:04:07,693 That secret New Year's Eve party's been going on since before I was your age. 35 00:04:08,384 --> 00:04:10,500 Well, did you ever find it? 36 00:04:11,504 --> 00:04:13,301 Once. 37 00:04:14,064 --> 00:04:17,261 - Did you dish up the tapioca? - Fifty times. 38 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,698 - Dad. - Daughter. 39 00:04:18,864 --> 00:04:22,300 Come on. You don't really need me to be doing this. 40 00:04:22,464 --> 00:04:26,059 Liz, you and I have done this party together since you were this high. 41 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:29,739 - It's a family tradition. - That I wait on a bunch of geriatrics? 42 00:04:29,904 --> 00:04:33,738 When you're finally a resident of the Desert Inn Retirement Community... 43 00:04:33,904 --> 00:04:35,735 ...then you don't have to come. 44 00:04:35,904 --> 00:04:37,815 LIZ: Gee, thanks. 45 00:04:38,184 --> 00:04:39,537 MARIA: Petunia. 46 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:43,018 Work on him. I have a feeling he'll weaken. 47 00:04:43,184 --> 00:04:46,624 Otherwise, I'll tell you about Enigma tomorrow morning. Bye. 48 00:04:46,624 --> 00:04:47,261 Otherwise, I'll tell you about Enigma tomorrow morning. Bye. 49 00:04:55,464 --> 00:04:58,661 - Oh, sorry. - Sorry. 50 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,335 - So Enigma, huh? - Yep. 51 00:05:01,504 --> 00:05:05,736 And I don't think it's lame or stupid or any of the insults you're about to spew. 52 00:05:05,944 --> 00:05:07,775 I wasn't gonna spew. Just talking. 53 00:05:07,944 --> 00:05:09,662 So, what are you doing tonight? 54 00:05:09,824 --> 00:05:13,737 I don't know. TV, PlayStation, something. 55 00:05:13,904 --> 00:05:16,543 - Alone? - Yeah. 56 00:05:16,704 --> 00:05:18,615 What about Max? Why don't you two... 57 00:05:18,784 --> 00:05:20,456 ...go look for a party or something. 58 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:22,854 Oh, yeah, he's the original party animal. 59 00:05:23,064 --> 00:05:25,532 I'd rather surf the tube. 60 00:05:26,304 --> 00:05:27,862 Have fun. 61 00:05:28,024 --> 00:05:29,935 Hey, wait. 62 00:05:30,744 --> 00:05:32,974 You wanna come find Enigma with me? 63 00:05:33,824 --> 00:05:35,542 We're not dating anymore. 64 00:05:35,744 --> 00:05:38,941 It's not a date. It's a scavenger hunt looking for party clues. 65 00:05:39,104 --> 00:05:40,024 Two heads are better than one. 66 00:05:40,024 --> 00:05:40,581 Two heads are better than one. 67 00:05:40,744 --> 00:05:42,860 No midnight kiss, no pawing in the backseat. 68 00:05:43,024 --> 00:05:46,414 We just find the party and then go our separate ways till dawn. 69 00:05:47,584 --> 00:05:49,575 Deal? 70 00:05:52,304 --> 00:05:54,215 Deal. 71 00:06:03,064 --> 00:06:04,816 Thank you. 72 00:06:05,424 --> 00:06:07,779 Now that my immortal soul has been cleansed... 73 00:06:07,944 --> 00:06:09,502 [COUGHS] 74 00:06:09,664 --> 00:06:11,973 ...on to more terrestrial concerns. 75 00:06:13,104 --> 00:06:15,459 It's been a dry couple years. 76 00:06:15,864 --> 00:06:17,183 Kyle needs a woman. 77 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:19,300 Kyle needs her badly. 78 00:06:19,464 --> 00:06:21,022 Kyle needs her tonight. 79 00:06:21,184 --> 00:06:22,537 [KNOCKING] 80 00:06:22,704 --> 00:06:27,220 Well, thank you. But if that's a Jehovah's Witness, I'm coming back. 81 00:06:31,144 --> 00:06:33,533 - Hi. - Hey. 82 00:06:38,344 --> 00:06:42,656 Kyle Valenti, it is your lucky night. 83 00:06:45,704 --> 00:06:48,298 Rudolph 's Shiny New Year! 84 00:06:49,704 --> 00:06:51,023 No? 85 00:06:51,184 --> 00:06:53,539 No, I can't. I'm going out. 86 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:56,138 - On New Year's Eve? - Yeah, imagine that. 87 00:06:56,304 --> 00:06:57,896 I'm going to that Enigma thing. 88 00:06:58,064 --> 00:07:01,534 - Really? Do you know where it is? - No, but I'm gonna find out. 89 00:07:01,704 --> 00:07:05,299 Or you could save yourself the aggravation and buddy up here... 90 00:07:05,464 --> 00:07:09,093 ...with Rudolph and his shiny New Year. Oh, and... 91 00:07:09,424 --> 00:07:12,177 ...I brought Goobers. - Tempting, but no. 92 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:19,416 Jesse missed his flight, he's stuck. I had this whole romantic night planned. 93 00:07:19,584 --> 00:07:21,142 Boo-hoo. 94 00:07:21,304 --> 00:07:23,420 Kyle, it's Enigma. 95 00:07:23,584 --> 00:07:26,940 Yeah, it's sex, drugs and whatever passes for rock 'n' roll these days. 96 00:07:27,104 --> 00:07:29,174 Why would I wanna go there? 97 00:07:29,664 --> 00:07:31,461 Okay, fine. 98 00:07:31,624 --> 00:07:34,900 Well, do you mind if an old, married lady tags along? 99 00:07:35,824 --> 00:07:38,133 Okay, but I'm warning you, I'm a man on a mission. 100 00:07:38,304 --> 00:07:41,853 Sex or death. So don't get in my way and don't cramp my style. 101 00:07:42,624 --> 00:07:43,184 - You have style? - Hey. 102 00:07:43,184 --> 00:07:44,822 - You have style? - Hey. 103 00:07:45,224 --> 00:07:46,862 Okay. Let's go. 104 00:07:47,024 --> 00:07:49,777 - Where's the first clue? - High school. Mr. Seligman's room. 105 00:07:49,944 --> 00:07:52,742 - Oh, right. - Bring the Goobers, I'm driving. 106 00:07:55,304 --> 00:07:57,943 LIZ: I'm sorry. - It's all right. 107 00:07:58,104 --> 00:08:00,902 I had a feeling he wasn't gonna let you get off work. 108 00:08:01,104 --> 00:08:02,981 So, what are you gonna do? 109 00:08:03,144 --> 00:08:06,341 Go back to Michael's and avoid New Year's Rockin ' Eve. 110 00:08:06,504 --> 00:08:09,496 Why don't you just go out with Maria and Michael. 111 00:08:09,664 --> 00:08:11,780 To Enigma? 112 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:13,855 I'm not really the party guy, Liz. 113 00:08:14,024 --> 00:08:15,696 I'm more of a... 114 00:08:16,744 --> 00:08:18,621 ...one-on-one guy. 115 00:08:24,864 --> 00:08:26,377 Well, I like one-on-one... 116 00:08:26,544 --> 00:08:29,536 ...but parties are very fun too. 117 00:08:29,704 --> 00:08:33,379 No, seriously. When was the last time that you went out and had fun... 118 00:08:33,544 --> 00:08:35,660 ...at a party with people you didn't know? 119 00:08:35,824 --> 00:08:37,701 - I don't know. - Exactly. 120 00:08:37,864 --> 00:08:41,254 Come on, there's no reason both of us should have a crummy New Year's. 121 00:08:41,424 --> 00:08:43,176 I'd feel like a third wheel. 122 00:08:43,344 --> 00:08:46,495 You would be a guy hanging out with his best friends on New Year's. 123 00:08:46,664 --> 00:08:49,656 And you'd be having a really good time. 124 00:08:52,464 --> 00:08:54,182 Right? 125 00:08:54,344 --> 00:08:56,380 I need more convincing. 126 00:09:04,984 --> 00:09:07,293 - I almost believe it. - Goodbye. 127 00:09:07,664 --> 00:09:10,940 - I have to go back downstairs. - All right. Okay. 128 00:09:11,504 --> 00:09:13,654 But on one condition. 129 00:09:13,864 --> 00:09:15,456 Midnight comes and we're together. 130 00:09:15,824 --> 00:09:18,213 How? I'll be downstairs and you're gonna be out... 131 00:09:18,384 --> 00:09:20,102 We find a way. 132 00:09:20,304 --> 00:09:22,977 Somehow, some way, we make it happen. 133 00:09:24,184 --> 00:09:26,698 - Max. - Liz. 134 00:09:27,704 --> 00:09:30,138 Okay. We'll find a way. 135 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:31,783 Okay. 136 00:09:33,064 --> 00:09:34,895 See you at midnight. 137 00:09:41,144 --> 00:09:42,975 Bye. 138 00:09:47,864 --> 00:09:51,095 LIZ: Make a resolution and stick it on the cactus. 139 00:09:51,264 --> 00:09:52,936 Thank you so much. Happy New Year. 140 00:09:53,104 --> 00:09:54,901 - Watch your step. WOMAN: Oh, thank you. 141 00:09:55,064 --> 00:09:58,340 LIZ: Don't forget to make a resolution and stick it on the cactus. 142 00:09:58,504 --> 00:10:00,256 There we go. Happy New Year. 143 00:10:00,424 --> 00:10:03,097 Happy New Year. There you go. Yep. 144 00:10:03,264 --> 00:10:07,143 Make your resolution one time a year. Happy New Year. 145 00:10:07,304 --> 00:10:08,578 Here you go. 146 00:10:08,744 --> 00:10:10,257 Hi, Liz. 147 00:10:10,424 --> 00:10:12,255 - Hi. - Jane Covendall. 148 00:10:12,424 --> 00:10:15,814 We met a couple of months ago. Remember the movie thing? 149 00:10:15,984 --> 00:10:17,576 Oh, yes, I do. Hi, how are you? 150 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:21,538 Out to pasture, but I'm doing just fine now. How are you? 151 00:10:22,144 --> 00:10:23,941 I'm okay. 152 00:10:24,104 --> 00:10:26,572 Who's the Guy Lombardo over there? 153 00:10:26,744 --> 00:10:29,212 That's Jim Valenti and his band, the Kit Shickers. 154 00:10:29,424 --> 00:10:32,097 - Did you just say...? - No, no, no, it's the Kit Shickers. 155 00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:34,983 - It sounds bad, but it isn't. - Mm-hmm. 156 00:10:35,144 --> 00:10:37,704 Well, I sure hope those bastards can play. 157 00:10:39,584 --> 00:10:43,259 Um, hi. How about a compromise? 158 00:10:44,104 --> 00:10:47,096 I'll stay for the party, but once we've done the whole stupid... 159 00:10:47,264 --> 00:10:51,542 ...pretend-it's-midnight-at-10:30 thing, I'm out of here. Okay? 160 00:10:52,304 --> 00:10:55,899 First of all, when you're 80 and you wanna be in bed by 11... 161 00:10:56,064 --> 00:10:58,100 ...you won't think it's stupid. Second... 162 00:10:58,264 --> 00:11:02,496 ...I'm not gonna get stuck with doing all of the cleanup myself. And third... 163 00:11:02,664 --> 00:11:05,098 ...I don't want you and Max catting around the desert. 164 00:11:05,304 --> 00:11:06,817 Catting around? 165 00:11:07,184 --> 00:11:10,494 Sweetie, your plans for this evening are set. 166 00:11:20,664 --> 00:11:22,222 MICHAEL: Watch it. 167 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,814 MAX: You know this is breaking and entering. 168 00:11:26,984 --> 00:11:29,452 If we get caught, we'll party in jail. 169 00:11:29,624 --> 00:11:31,615 Girl wants a party. 170 00:11:33,064 --> 00:11:34,338 This is the first clue. 171 00:11:39,264 --> 00:11:41,300 "Hut, hut." That's football, right? 172 00:11:41,464 --> 00:11:43,853 Maybe the party's on the football field. 173 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,015 I don't know. That's too easy. 174 00:11:46,184 --> 00:11:47,822 So why are you really here? 175 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,336 What? I'm looking for Enigma. 176 00:11:50,504 --> 00:11:54,019 Liz put you up to this? You a chaperone for me and Maria or something? 177 00:11:54,184 --> 00:11:57,062 It's New Year's Eve, I'm looking for a party, okay? 178 00:11:57,264 --> 00:11:58,902 Hey, I know how to party. 179 00:11:59,064 --> 00:12:00,417 MARIA: All right. 180 00:12:00,704 --> 00:12:02,304 This is what I gather. It's a quarterback's call. 181 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:03,373 This is what I gather. It's a quarterback's call. 182 00:12:03,544 --> 00:12:05,660 There's a number 7. Dave Lambert is number 7. 183 00:12:05,824 --> 00:12:08,577 - Who's Dave Lambert? - Star quarterback at Isabel's college. 184 00:12:08,744 --> 00:12:10,177 Anyway, so Julia says... 185 00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:13,336 - Who's Julia? - That's Julia. 186 00:12:13,504 --> 00:12:17,497 Lambert's fraternity's having a party, which is probably where the next clue is. 187 00:12:17,664 --> 00:12:21,054 So let's go. Out the window, Guerin. 188 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,304 Max, listen, this chaperone thing, I know that Liz put you up to it. 189 00:12:23,304 --> 00:12:25,454 Max, listen, this chaperone thing, I know that Liz put you up to it. 190 00:12:25,624 --> 00:12:27,535 Michael and I know this is not a date. 191 00:12:27,704 --> 00:12:29,934 I'm not a chaperone. I'm looking for the party. 192 00:12:30,104 --> 00:12:31,583 Right. Okay. 193 00:12:53,344 --> 00:12:56,541 - And whose car is this? - My boss, Toby's. 194 00:12:56,704 --> 00:13:00,060 And these would be the keys. 195 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:04,095 - What if we get caught? - We won't. 196 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,057 How many blue Vipers are there in Roswell? 197 00:13:07,224 --> 00:13:08,498 One. 198 00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:13,215 One. And, I'm sorry, how many people have access to this garage after hours? 199 00:13:13,384 --> 00:13:15,215 Besides your boss? 200 00:13:15,384 --> 00:13:16,817 One. 201 00:13:16,984 --> 00:13:19,134 - Yeah, we're gonna get caught. - Maybe. 202 00:13:19,304 --> 00:13:22,979 But this thing's a chick magnet. I've seen it work. I'll take the risk. 203 00:13:23,144 --> 00:13:24,702 Get in. 204 00:13:33,424 --> 00:13:35,984 - Hold me. - I'm not really in a risk-taking mood. 205 00:13:36,144 --> 00:13:38,863 I hope this doesn't cramp your style. 206 00:13:39,624 --> 00:13:42,457 Yellow wasn't my first choice, but that's cool. 207 00:14:07,024 --> 00:14:09,254 Thank you! Thank you very much! 208 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,339 JANE: They're good. - Yeah, they're good. 209 00:14:14,544 --> 00:14:17,058 - But you wish you were someplace else. - No, I don't. 210 00:14:17,304 --> 00:14:19,534 Don't shick a shicker. 211 00:14:19,704 --> 00:14:22,343 You, you're funny. 212 00:14:23,344 --> 00:14:25,539 Boy trouble? 213 00:14:26,184 --> 00:14:28,857 Um... Well, sort of. 214 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,534 My parents don't really approve of my boyfriend. 215 00:14:32,704 --> 00:14:36,583 - I'm having the same problem. LIZ: Really? 216 00:14:36,744 --> 00:14:39,577 You see that crotchety old couple over there? 217 00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:43,174 My mom and dad. 218 00:14:43,344 --> 00:14:47,860 You'd think they'd leave Frank and me be by now, but no. 219 00:14:48,024 --> 00:14:50,458 Uh, well, which one is Frank? 220 00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:52,819 JANE: Oh, he's not here. 221 00:14:53,104 --> 00:14:57,939 New Year's means a lot to them. Kind of a sentimental thing, you know. 222 00:14:58,104 --> 00:15:01,141 So Frank goes out with his buddies at the VFW... 223 00:15:01,304 --> 00:15:04,899 ...and I give them this one night of the year. 224 00:15:05,064 --> 00:15:09,421 - Don't you mind being apart tonight? - Oh, sure we do... 225 00:15:09,584 --> 00:15:13,736 ...but your parents won't always be there. And besides... 226 00:15:13,904 --> 00:15:16,737 ...we have phone sex at midnight. 227 00:15:16,944 --> 00:15:19,617 [MOUTHS] Oh. 228 00:15:19,904 --> 00:15:22,623 [KIT SHICKERS SINGING AND PLAYING] 229 00:15:43,704 --> 00:15:45,695 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 230 00:15:54,184 --> 00:15:56,459 Oh, no, it's an easy clue. Easy clue. 231 00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:59,092 See, the "hut, hut" part meant the Falafel Hut. 232 00:15:59,264 --> 00:16:03,416 The 24 and the seven were on either side of the zeroes, so here we are. 233 00:16:03,584 --> 00:16:05,620 - Nice car, huh? GIRLS: Yeah. 234 00:16:05,784 --> 00:16:07,581 - Jerky? GIRLS: No, thanks. 235 00:16:07,744 --> 00:16:09,336 MAN: Hey! 236 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,734 I'm gonna ask you a question from the future. 237 00:16:13,904 --> 00:16:17,340 - Yes? - Those your teeth lying on the ground? 238 00:16:19,864 --> 00:16:21,980 Bye-bye. 239 00:16:26,504 --> 00:16:28,335 You know, I think they liked you. 240 00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:31,257 Yeah, the way you like a monkey in a little hat. 241 00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,784 I was just entertainment till the real men showed up. 242 00:16:34,944 --> 00:16:36,502 Is this a confidence issue? 243 00:16:36,664 --> 00:16:39,576 Because women can detect insecurity a mile away, Kyle. 244 00:16:39,744 --> 00:16:41,541 Can you detect it? 245 00:16:41,704 --> 00:16:44,582 No, I'm married. My radar's been dismantled. 246 00:16:44,744 --> 00:16:47,656 Look, women want an alpha male. You know? 247 00:16:47,824 --> 00:16:49,860 You gotta exude confidence. 248 00:16:50,024 --> 00:16:51,821 - Confidence? - Yeah. 249 00:16:51,984 --> 00:16:53,383 All right. 250 00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:56,778 It can't be that hard, Kyle. You used to date girls. 251 00:16:56,944 --> 00:16:59,174 Look, it's been a long time, all right? 252 00:16:59,344 --> 00:17:03,223 I used to be a fun guy, used to have fun. Then the alien invasion happened... 253 00:17:03,704 --> 00:17:06,343 My social life started to suck. 254 00:17:06,624 --> 00:17:09,457 - Yeah. KYLE: Find the next clue in there or what? 255 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:14,503 No. I think your whole Falafel Hut theory was a little off. 256 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,661 Yeah. Come on, let's go. 257 00:17:16,824 --> 00:17:19,099 - Where we going? - Find you a new social life. 258 00:17:19,264 --> 00:17:21,494 Drop the jerky. 259 00:17:43,624 --> 00:17:46,263 [NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 260 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,581 MAN 1: Party! 261 00:18:04,304 --> 00:18:07,102 - Dude, it's empty, bro. - What do you mean it's empty, man? 262 00:18:07,264 --> 00:18:10,859 - We just tapped it. - It's empty. Dude, it's empty. 263 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:14,539 - It's the last one. It's all gone. - Not so loud, not so loud. 264 00:18:17,904 --> 00:18:21,453 Hey, aren't you in my astronomy class? 265 00:18:21,624 --> 00:18:24,582 - No, not really. - I swear I've seen you before. 266 00:18:25,864 --> 00:18:29,823 Are you with anyone tonight? It is New Year's. 267 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:32,339 Yeah. My girlfriend's meeting me later. 268 00:18:32,504 --> 00:18:32,704 That's too bad. 269 00:18:32,704 --> 00:18:34,376 That's too bad. 270 00:18:34,544 --> 00:18:36,899 Hey, we're running out of beer. 271 00:18:37,064 --> 00:18:40,943 Could you be a dear and start a collection for a new keg? 272 00:18:42,504 --> 00:18:46,133 Why don't I check and see if the keg is really empty first. 273 00:18:56,624 --> 00:18:58,182 You're out of beer? 274 00:18:58,344 --> 00:19:00,175 Hey, maybe I can help. 275 00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,422 What are you, a townie? 276 00:19:02,584 --> 00:19:06,657 - I have a way with these things. - Be my guest. Please. 277 00:19:06,824 --> 00:19:09,702 Sometimes it's this thing up here. 278 00:19:09,864 --> 00:19:11,934 MAN 1: What? MAX: Gotta make sure it's... 279 00:19:13,184 --> 00:19:15,061 I don't know. Give it a shot. 280 00:19:15,984 --> 00:19:17,542 Oh, man! 281 00:19:17,704 --> 00:19:19,774 MAN 1: There was nothing in there! - Apparently not. 282 00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,781 Dude, it's on! Party! 283 00:19:21,984 --> 00:19:24,703 [YELLING] 284 00:19:31,024 --> 00:19:32,616 MAN 4: Your Highness. - Get out of here. 285 00:19:32,784 --> 00:19:34,137 MAN 4: Yes, sir. 286 00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:37,819 Dave, hey. How are you? DAVE: Good, how are you? 287 00:19:37,984 --> 00:19:40,134 MARIA: Good. Listen, I'm looking for a party. 288 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,942 There's a party right here, baby. 289 00:19:42,144 --> 00:19:45,022 Do you guys know any clues for Enigma? Hey. 290 00:19:45,864 --> 00:19:47,297 Oh. 291 00:19:48,344 --> 00:19:50,255 Where's the keg? 292 00:19:52,664 --> 00:19:56,054 - Okay, this is so not the right place. MEN: Townie! Townie! Townie! 293 00:19:56,224 --> 00:19:58,738 Townie! Townie! Townie! 294 00:19:58,904 --> 00:20:00,576 Townie! Townie! 295 00:20:01,344 --> 00:20:03,539 [CHEERING] 296 00:20:05,224 --> 00:20:07,055 WOMAN: Excuse me. 297 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,858 Max. 298 00:20:12,064 --> 00:20:15,056 Max, we're in the wrong place. I've talked to everyone. 299 00:20:15,224 --> 00:20:18,500 I've flirted with half a dozen bozos. No one's heard of Enigma. 300 00:20:18,664 --> 00:20:21,303 I even let Dave Lambert touch my ass. 301 00:20:21,464 --> 00:20:24,058 - Did Michael see that? - The chaperone speaks. 302 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:27,296 I don't know. And it doesn't matter, because we're not together. 303 00:20:27,464 --> 00:20:29,375 Where is Michael? 304 00:20:44,864 --> 00:20:47,173 - Hey. - Look at me. 305 00:20:47,344 --> 00:20:49,335 Sorry, I only have eyes for Maria. 306 00:20:49,504 --> 00:20:52,143 But she's handing her butt out to strangers. What's that? 307 00:20:52,304 --> 00:20:54,022 Michael, what are you doing? 308 00:20:54,224 --> 00:20:57,022 The one and only time I got drunk, my powers went crazy. 309 00:20:57,344 --> 00:21:00,302 I'm fine. I got no... 310 00:21:00,464 --> 00:21:03,820 ...power problems whatsoever. - All right. I want you to stand up. 311 00:21:03,984 --> 00:21:05,497 - Come on, we're going. - Ow! 312 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:08,701 - What's the matter? - That's a killer grip, man. 313 00:21:08,984 --> 00:21:10,258 It's loud in here now. 314 00:21:10,664 --> 00:21:13,701 - Yeah. Can you walk? - It's bright. It's really bright. 315 00:21:14,464 --> 00:21:15,943 Bright. Max, what's on me? 316 00:21:16,224 --> 00:21:17,737 - What's on my back? - Your shirt. 317 00:21:17,904 --> 00:21:20,099 No, no, Max. I got some... Max, I'm on fire. 318 00:21:20,424 --> 00:21:24,019 I'm on fire! Max, I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! 319 00:21:24,184 --> 00:21:27,494 - Michael, let's go! MICHAEL: Max, I'm on fire! I'm on fire! 320 00:21:27,664 --> 00:21:29,973 I'm on fire! I'm on fire, put it out! 321 00:21:30,304 --> 00:21:32,693 Put it out, I'm on fire! 322 00:21:36,784 --> 00:21:38,456 He's drunk? 323 00:21:38,624 --> 00:21:39,898 - Too loud. - Yeah. 324 00:21:40,064 --> 00:21:42,897 So New Year's isn't being ruined by some life-threatening... 325 00:21:43,064 --> 00:21:45,942 ...hot-flash alien disease, it's because Michael's drunk? 326 00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:49,335 I think the alcohol affected his senses. Some sort of sensory overload. 327 00:21:49,504 --> 00:21:52,735 - Everything's too bright, too loud. - The search for Enigma's over. 328 00:21:52,904 --> 00:21:54,417 No, it's still early. 329 00:21:54,584 --> 00:21:56,734 - He could just... MICHAEL: What's that stench? 330 00:21:56,904 --> 00:21:59,134 - Is that you? - I don't have a stench. 331 00:21:59,304 --> 00:22:00,703 Might be your perfume. 332 00:22:00,864 --> 00:22:02,422 It smells like road kill. 333 00:22:02,584 --> 00:22:04,540 It's 50 bucks an ounce, man. 334 00:22:04,704 --> 00:22:08,060 - That stuff stinks. - You know, you're an ass, man. 335 00:22:09,344 --> 00:22:11,141 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 336 00:22:11,304 --> 00:22:13,181 MAX: Quick, get him in the car. Come on. 337 00:22:13,344 --> 00:22:17,462 All right, here we go, ladies and gentlemen. And the first ball out is... 338 00:22:17,624 --> 00:22:21,742 ...spaceship 17. Mark that one if you've got it. Spaceship 17. 339 00:22:21,904 --> 00:22:25,135 Spaceship one-seven. 340 00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:29,183 - She seems to be having a good time. - Yep. Go figure. 341 00:22:29,344 --> 00:22:33,576 An hour ago, you would've thought she'd been sentenced to work here tonight. 342 00:22:36,424 --> 00:22:39,461 - Jim, can I ask you something? - Sure. 343 00:22:39,624 --> 00:22:42,013 What do you think about Max Evans? 344 00:22:43,424 --> 00:22:45,062 Honestly? 345 00:22:46,504 --> 00:22:50,053 I think a great deal of him. I think he's a very special kid. 346 00:22:51,464 --> 00:22:53,614 I used to think so too. 347 00:22:53,784 --> 00:22:56,856 He always seemed like a responsible, straight-ahead kid. 348 00:22:57,384 --> 00:22:59,215 But then... 349 00:22:59,824 --> 00:23:01,940 Listen, this is a tough age. 350 00:23:02,104 --> 00:23:04,618 I mean, take it from a father of a teenage boy. 351 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,661 They up and do things that... 352 00:23:10,184 --> 00:23:11,981 Jeff, l... 353 00:23:12,144 --> 00:23:15,375 I can't honestly sit here and give you the boys'Il-be-boys routine. 354 00:23:15,544 --> 00:23:17,978 Max screwed up bigtime. 355 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:22,420 He put your daughter in danger, there's no excuse for that. 356 00:23:22,584 --> 00:23:25,735 But since you seem to be asking my opinion... 357 00:23:29,464 --> 00:23:32,464 ...I think Max is a good kid who made a big mistake. 358 00:23:33,424 --> 00:23:36,416 And I truly believe that he's learned from it. 359 00:23:39,704 --> 00:23:42,821 And I think he really does love your daughter. 360 00:23:42,984 --> 00:23:45,134 And deserves a second chance. 361 00:23:45,304 --> 00:23:47,022 JANE: Bingo! 362 00:23:47,184 --> 00:23:50,017 Bingo! 363 00:23:59,584 --> 00:24:01,063 - Night from hell. LIZ: What's up? 364 00:24:01,224 --> 00:24:04,022 Michael's up, very up. Come here. 365 00:24:07,384 --> 00:24:08,942 LIZ: Oh, my God. - Shh, shh, shh. 366 00:24:10,744 --> 00:24:14,942 All his senses are super, super-heightened, so... 367 00:24:16,544 --> 00:24:19,661 If the lights are too bright or he hears anything really loud... 368 00:24:19,824 --> 00:24:21,621 ...it really, really hurts. 369 00:24:21,784 --> 00:24:23,900 Like your whispering is doing right now. 370 00:24:24,984 --> 00:24:27,100 This is a college. This is a college party. 371 00:24:27,264 --> 00:24:28,822 At a frat house. Why am I here? 372 00:24:28,984 --> 00:24:31,942 Because you need to set your sights higher than high school. 373 00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:34,823 - But I am in high school. - Yes, but they don't know that. 374 00:24:34,984 --> 00:24:36,940 - That's true. - Yeah, okay. So pick one. 375 00:24:37,104 --> 00:24:38,662 How about her? How about her? 376 00:24:38,824 --> 00:24:40,894 Okay, that's Sally Reynolds. 377 00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:43,100 She's in my philosophy class. Not your type. 378 00:24:43,264 --> 00:24:44,743 Never get your sense of humor. 379 00:24:44,904 --> 00:24:46,860 How about those two brunettes over there? 380 00:24:47,024 --> 00:24:49,254 Okay, that one right there is Kim Langstrom. 381 00:24:49,424 --> 00:24:52,302 She's very nice, but she's got a laugh like breaking glass. 382 00:24:52,464 --> 00:24:54,773 The other one, Bernadette Tahoe... Hey. 383 00:24:54,944 --> 00:24:57,219 Yeah, she's dumb as a post and only likes girls. 384 00:24:57,384 --> 00:24:59,420 Well, there's gotta be someone. 385 00:24:59,584 --> 00:25:01,734 Oh, oh! You see that girl talking to the jock... 386 00:25:01,904 --> 00:25:05,294 ...who knows that everything he's saying is total crap? That's Bitsy. 387 00:25:05,464 --> 00:25:07,739 KYLE: Bitsy? ISABEL: I know, she's got a stupid name. 388 00:25:07,904 --> 00:25:09,974 Trust me, Kyle, she is the girl of your dreams. 389 00:25:10,184 --> 00:25:11,936 [KIM LAUGHING] 390 00:25:12,104 --> 00:25:15,062 Yeah, breaking glass. Okay, let's go meet her. 391 00:25:15,224 --> 00:25:18,296 Just be quiet. Bitsy, I want you to meet a friend of mine, Kyle. 392 00:25:18,464 --> 00:25:20,455 KYLE: Hi. - Hi, nice to meet you. 393 00:25:20,664 --> 00:25:23,019 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. 394 00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:38,543 How's that? 395 00:25:43,624 --> 00:25:44,898 Is he gonna live? 396 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,933 Yeah, I think he's past the rough stuff. 397 00:25:49,384 --> 00:25:51,534 We should leave him be for a few minutes. 398 00:25:55,384 --> 00:25:57,739 Will anyone notice if I duck into the bathroom? 399 00:25:57,904 --> 00:26:00,657 Go for it. My dad's still calling bingo. 400 00:26:00,984 --> 00:26:03,623 For the big money. Coming down. 401 00:26:03,824 --> 00:26:05,257 Coming down. And it is... 402 00:26:05,424 --> 00:26:07,494 - What a great New Year's Eve. - I know. 403 00:26:07,664 --> 00:26:09,939 - Did you have any luck finding Enigma? - No. 404 00:26:10,104 --> 00:26:13,460 - You still have plenty of time. - What's the point? My evening's set. 405 00:26:13,624 --> 00:26:16,696 I mean, I'm just gonna be stuck here babysitting a drunken alien. 406 00:26:16,864 --> 00:26:19,139 - He didn't mean to ruin everything. - I know. 407 00:26:24,264 --> 00:26:27,495 But anyway, it's my fault for inviting him, but it's like... 408 00:26:27,664 --> 00:26:31,577 ...we keep doing this dance. We're dating, we're together, then we're not... 409 00:26:31,744 --> 00:26:34,383 ...but we're still together. Nothing ever changes. 410 00:26:34,544 --> 00:26:36,853 JEFF: Where's that darn band? 411 00:26:37,224 --> 00:26:40,261 Maybe you don't really want anything to change. 412 00:26:40,424 --> 00:26:44,736 Maybe. Or maybe neither of us is strong or crazy enough to break the cycle. 413 00:26:45,384 --> 00:26:47,579 JEFF: Play another song, will you? 414 00:26:48,664 --> 00:26:50,097 Meteor 26. 415 00:26:50,264 --> 00:26:53,097 MARIA: Is my life really gonna be like this from now on? 416 00:26:53,264 --> 00:26:56,939 No matter what I do or say, I just get roped back into an alien crisis? 417 00:26:57,104 --> 00:27:00,335 I can't even get one night off to find a stupid party. 418 00:27:01,704 --> 00:27:05,174 And then the quarterback said, "Throw me the chicken" and I did. 419 00:27:05,344 --> 00:27:06,618 [LAUGHS] 420 00:27:06,784 --> 00:27:09,298 He's hilarious. I told you he's hilarious. 421 00:27:09,464 --> 00:27:12,183 But really, Kyle's changed since then. He's a Buddhist now. 422 00:27:12,344 --> 00:27:14,414 It's really inspirational. 423 00:27:14,584 --> 00:27:17,303 - Wanna talk religion? - Tell me you're not just some guy... 424 00:27:17,464 --> 00:27:20,422 ...with a Buddha statue who prays to get laid on Friday night. 425 00:27:20,624 --> 00:27:23,377 No, I do have a statue, I do. 426 00:27:23,544 --> 00:27:26,695 And I do pray on Friday nights sometimes, yes. 427 00:27:26,864 --> 00:27:28,980 - And you're honest. - I try. 428 00:27:29,144 --> 00:27:31,021 You succeed. 429 00:27:31,944 --> 00:27:33,263 Is that good? 430 00:27:33,424 --> 00:27:35,699 - Very. - Okay, I'm gonna go get some drinks. 431 00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:37,616 - You guys want anything? BITS Y: I'm okay. 432 00:27:37,784 --> 00:27:39,297 - Me too. - Okay, be back whenever. 433 00:27:39,464 --> 00:27:43,662 Hey, wait, wait, wait. I just wanna say thanks for, you know. 434 00:27:43,864 --> 00:27:45,980 My pleasure. 435 00:28:01,704 --> 00:28:02,978 BITS Y: Isabel's nice. 436 00:28:03,144 --> 00:28:05,612 Yeah. Yeah, she is. She is. 437 00:28:12,584 --> 00:28:14,654 - Gonna head to the school for a second. LIZ: Why? 438 00:28:14,824 --> 00:28:17,054 MAX: Something about that clue keeps bugging me. 439 00:28:17,224 --> 00:28:19,784 - Max, would you drop the act already. - It's not an act. 440 00:28:19,944 --> 00:28:22,856 JEFF: Liz, it's almost 10:30. - Sorry... Sorry, Dad. 441 00:28:23,024 --> 00:28:25,264 - I'll be right there. JEFF: Hey, Max? 442 00:28:25,264 --> 00:28:25,582 - I'll be right there. JEFF: Hey, Max? 443 00:28:25,944 --> 00:28:28,094 - Yeah? - Where you going? 444 00:28:33,144 --> 00:28:35,783 What kind of boyfriend isn't with his girl at midnight? 445 00:28:35,944 --> 00:28:37,696 Don't you have any class? 446 00:28:41,184 --> 00:28:43,061 Tick-tock. 447 00:29:05,224 --> 00:29:07,784 VALENTl: And here we go. 10! 448 00:29:07,984 --> 00:29:11,943 ALL: Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! 449 00:29:12,144 --> 00:29:17,218 Five! Four! Three! Two! One! 450 00:29:17,704 --> 00:29:20,696 Happy New Year! 451 00:29:20,864 --> 00:29:23,253 [CHEERING] 452 00:29:31,224 --> 00:29:34,614 [SINGING "AULD LANG S YNE"] 453 00:30:12,304 --> 00:30:14,693 Come on, Max. Let's get a move on. 454 00:30:14,864 --> 00:30:18,857 I gotta make a phone call at midnight and I ain't gonna be late. 455 00:30:19,024 --> 00:30:20,821 Yes, ma'am. 456 00:30:21,784 --> 00:30:23,775 Maria, come on, you don't have to do that. 457 00:30:23,944 --> 00:30:27,095 What's the point? I'm stuck here anyway, so... 458 00:30:27,264 --> 00:30:28,936 Hey, Maria? 459 00:30:29,104 --> 00:30:31,220 What are you doing up? You shouldn't be up. 460 00:30:31,784 --> 00:30:33,934 Can I talk to you in the back for a minute? 461 00:30:41,704 --> 00:30:43,103 JEFF: Lizzie. LIZ: Hmm? 462 00:30:43,264 --> 00:30:45,698 That's good enough, I can finish up. 463 00:30:45,864 --> 00:30:48,059 What are you talking about? The place is a mess. 464 00:30:48,224 --> 00:30:50,374 No, it's okay. I can take care of it. 465 00:30:50,544 --> 00:30:52,535 Why don't you... 466 00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:57,860 Why don't you two go out and have a real New Year's. 467 00:30:58,024 --> 00:30:59,821 Dad. 468 00:31:02,384 --> 00:31:05,694 Well, I put a resolution on the cactus and it said: 469 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:08,253 "Give second chances." 470 00:31:17,344 --> 00:31:18,777 MICHAEL: I'm fine, all right? 471 00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:21,856 I want you to get back out there and find Enigma. 472 00:31:22,024 --> 00:31:24,333 You're being way too self-sacrificing. 473 00:31:24,704 --> 00:31:27,855 I want you to have a night off from all this alien crap. 474 00:31:28,064 --> 00:31:31,374 You know, we keep doing this dance and... 475 00:31:31,544 --> 00:31:35,014 You heard me...? You heard me and Liz from all the way up there? 476 00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:36,776 Maria, you were right. 477 00:31:36,944 --> 00:31:38,821 Someone's gotta break the cycle. 478 00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:41,020 We're not together, that's fine. 479 00:31:41,504 --> 00:31:43,859 We're still friends, we can go our separate ways... 480 00:31:44,024 --> 00:31:46,015 ...to have a good time on New Year's Eve. 481 00:31:47,944 --> 00:31:50,538 I want you to go out there and find Enigma. 482 00:31:59,624 --> 00:32:01,421 LIZ: You see, the thing is, I... 483 00:32:01,584 --> 00:32:04,815 I also put a resolution on the cactus: 484 00:32:04,984 --> 00:32:07,498 "Remember that your parents won't always be there." 485 00:32:07,664 --> 00:32:09,336 So you wanna stay. 486 00:32:09,504 --> 00:32:13,019 Well, yeah, it's Crash on New Year's. It's, like, this... 487 00:32:13,184 --> 00:32:15,379 This family tradition. 488 00:32:15,544 --> 00:32:18,502 I think my dad deserves one night a year. 489 00:32:18,664 --> 00:32:21,462 I'm sorry, I know we promised we'd be together at midnight. 490 00:32:21,784 --> 00:32:24,423 We were. Crashdown midnight. 491 00:32:25,104 --> 00:32:27,095 Yeah, I guess that counts. 492 00:32:28,944 --> 00:32:31,299 Listen, I'll stay too. 493 00:32:31,464 --> 00:32:34,024 You know, help you clean up. 494 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:38,020 You... You really wanna go to Enigma, don't you? 495 00:32:38,184 --> 00:32:39,697 Well... 496 00:32:39,864 --> 00:32:41,536 Oh, my God, look at you. 497 00:32:41,704 --> 00:32:44,264 Yeah, I just don't wanna go by myself. 498 00:32:45,824 --> 00:32:47,496 Who still wants to find a party? 499 00:32:47,664 --> 00:32:50,053 Oh, I think that might be this guy right here. 500 00:32:50,224 --> 00:32:54,263 Max, the chaperone thing, really, it's old and completely unnecessary right now. 501 00:32:54,424 --> 00:32:58,099 All right, that's it. I'm going to that party. 502 00:32:58,264 --> 00:32:59,902 - Wish me luck. - Good luck. 503 00:33:00,064 --> 00:33:02,294 Let's go. Party train is leaving. 504 00:33:02,464 --> 00:33:04,022 - Is he serious? LIZ: Very. 505 00:33:06,224 --> 00:33:07,782 Wait, what happened with Michael? 506 00:33:07,944 --> 00:33:10,742 Oh, he gave me the night off. 507 00:33:10,904 --> 00:33:12,815 - Good for you. Is he okay? - Yeah, he's fine. 508 00:33:12,984 --> 00:33:14,258 [HORN HONKS] 509 00:33:14,424 --> 00:33:16,892 I can't believe I'm going to Enigma. You don't mind? 510 00:33:17,064 --> 00:33:19,498 Rent my boyfriend for the evening? Go ahead. 511 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,734 - Bye. - Thanks, bye. 512 00:33:30,504 --> 00:33:32,256 Are you sure you're not disappointed? 513 00:33:32,424 --> 00:33:34,938 What are you talking about? I got the girl's number. 514 00:33:35,104 --> 00:33:38,380 Yeah, but you wanted to get laid. 515 00:33:38,544 --> 00:33:42,503 Look, I got a college girl's phone number. I'm way ahead of the game. 516 00:33:42,904 --> 00:33:44,815 And you gotta know when to hold them. 517 00:33:44,984 --> 00:33:47,737 - When to fold them. - Know when to walk away. 518 00:33:47,904 --> 00:33:50,293 [SINGING KENNY ROGERS' "THE GAMBLER"] 519 00:33:51,864 --> 00:33:55,061 Hey. Thanks, I had a really good time. 520 00:33:55,224 --> 00:33:58,534 Yeah, me too. But, you know, the night is not over yet. 521 00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,103 - It's not? - No. 522 00:34:00,264 --> 00:34:02,494 It's over an hour till midnight. 523 00:34:02,664 --> 00:34:04,894 Okay, well, then what do you wanna do? 524 00:34:05,064 --> 00:34:06,497 How much do you love me? 525 00:34:26,184 --> 00:34:27,742 Oh, oh, oh! 526 00:34:27,904 --> 00:34:31,135 - Rudolph 's Shiny New Year? - Please? 527 00:34:32,584 --> 00:34:37,339 - The sacrifices I make for my friends. - Thank you. The best. 528 00:34:41,104 --> 00:34:43,618 Don't be a complete idiot. 529 00:34:45,264 --> 00:34:49,735 All we know for sure is seven does not stand for Dave Lambert's jersey number. 530 00:34:49,904 --> 00:34:54,102 Zero, 24, seven, zero. 531 00:34:55,024 --> 00:34:56,537 What if it's a math puzzle? 532 00:34:56,704 --> 00:35:01,175 I mean, if we assume that the zeroes are placeholders for integers that... 533 00:35:01,504 --> 00:35:03,301 Oh! 534 00:35:03,504 --> 00:35:07,577 Twenty-four, seven. It's so simple, it's painful. 535 00:35:27,544 --> 00:35:29,500 This feels like the right place. 536 00:35:29,664 --> 00:35:31,461 Hey, have you found any clues? 537 00:35:31,624 --> 00:35:33,296 No, not yet. 538 00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:35,694 Hey, is that Max Evans? 539 00:35:35,864 --> 00:35:37,377 Yeah. 540 00:35:37,864 --> 00:35:39,661 - Daryl, right? - Yeah. 541 00:35:39,824 --> 00:35:41,303 So, what are you doing, man? 542 00:35:41,464 --> 00:35:43,739 - What do you mean? - I mean, out. 543 00:35:43,904 --> 00:35:46,099 At night. On New Year's Eve. 544 00:35:46,304 --> 00:35:48,215 I'm looking for a party. 545 00:35:48,784 --> 00:35:50,536 Right. 546 00:35:51,864 --> 00:35:53,377 MARIA: Max! Psst! 547 00:35:59,304 --> 00:36:01,659 I found a clue, but I don't know what it means. 548 00:36:01,824 --> 00:36:03,894 - Where? MARIA: It's right behind me. 549 00:36:08,944 --> 00:36:11,663 - The flier? - It's not a real flier. 550 00:36:11,824 --> 00:36:15,134 - One of the specials must be a clue. - There's no Blue Moon quesadilla. 551 00:36:15,304 --> 00:36:17,898 - But what does that mean? MAX: Blue Moon quesadilla? 552 00:36:18,704 --> 00:36:21,264 Blue Moon. Blue... 553 00:36:22,184 --> 00:36:24,414 - Blue Moon Canyon. - That's it! 554 00:36:25,664 --> 00:36:30,897 Okay. Let's walk back to the car nice and easy like we haven't found a thing. 555 00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:48,295 Michael. Michael? Michael? 556 00:36:48,464 --> 00:36:51,615 - Are you...? Are you okay? - Fell off the couch. 557 00:36:51,784 --> 00:36:54,503 - Keep your voice down. - You told Maria that you were okay. 558 00:36:54,664 --> 00:36:56,222 I lied. Easy. 559 00:36:56,384 --> 00:36:58,773 My whole body is like one big bruise. 560 00:36:58,944 --> 00:37:01,742 - What the hell? - Dad, can you help us? 561 00:37:01,904 --> 00:37:04,372 JEFF: What happened? - He just drank too much. 562 00:37:04,544 --> 00:37:06,899 - Let's get him upstairs. - Just put him in my bed... 563 00:37:07,064 --> 00:37:09,862 ...and I'll sleep down here. - My head. 564 00:37:10,544 --> 00:37:12,899 You should've seen him there, all brave and noble. 565 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:15,453 Enough to make you fall in love with him all over again. 566 00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:18,184 Yeah, well, I have to live with him, that's enough. 567 00:37:18,344 --> 00:37:20,653 - Are you sure we're on Juarez Road? - Positive. 568 00:37:20,824 --> 00:37:24,055 - Where's the turnoff to the canyon? - Another three or four miles. 569 00:37:31,864 --> 00:37:33,741 - Isabel. - Hmm? 570 00:37:34,944 --> 00:37:37,333 - It's five seconds till midnight. - Hmm. 571 00:37:37,984 --> 00:37:40,054 Happy New Year. 572 00:37:47,864 --> 00:37:49,980 Happy New Year, Isabel. 573 00:37:56,224 --> 00:37:57,896 LIZ: Wait, wait. 574 00:38:02,984 --> 00:38:04,383 MAX: So are you ready? 575 00:38:04,544 --> 00:38:06,739 MARIA: I've been thinking about this my whole life. 576 00:38:06,904 --> 00:38:09,134 I am so ready. 577 00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:02,143 MICHAEL: You won't tell Maria? - What, that you slept in my bed? 578 00:39:02,304 --> 00:39:04,579 No. As long as you promise not to tell Max. 579 00:39:04,744 --> 00:39:06,416 Deal. 580 00:39:08,024 --> 00:39:09,776 - Hi. LIZ: Hey. 581 00:39:09,944 --> 00:39:11,424 Jesse. Hey, how was Houston? 582 00:39:11,424 --> 00:39:12,015 Jesse. Hey, how was Houston? 583 00:39:12,184 --> 00:39:14,982 Cold and uncomfortable. Spent the night in the airport. 584 00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:17,214 LIZ: What? You're kidding. - Yeah, I wish I was. 585 00:39:17,384 --> 00:39:21,138 New Year's Eve all alone and then I come home to find my wife asleep... 586 00:39:21,304 --> 00:39:23,420 ...with another man. - What? 587 00:39:23,584 --> 00:39:27,702 Morality has no place on New Year's Eve. I saw an opportunity and I took it. 588 00:39:27,864 --> 00:39:29,616 The lesson is, never leave me alone. 589 00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:32,139 - Ever. - Lesson learned. 590 00:39:32,304 --> 00:39:35,455 So I assume nobody found that Enigma thing, right? 591 00:39:35,624 --> 00:39:37,979 I wouldn't be too sure of that. 592 00:39:38,144 --> 00:39:41,136 [SINGING P.O.D.'S "ALIVE"] 593 00:39:42,984 --> 00:39:44,975 - How does it go? KYLE: I don't believe it. 594 00:39:45,144 --> 00:39:47,499 Oh, yes, we found it, closed it, did it. 595 00:39:47,664 --> 00:39:49,382 - Unbelievable. - Tell us everything. 596 00:39:49,544 --> 00:39:53,139 Okay, well, first we go all the way back to the classroom for clues. 597 00:39:53,304 --> 00:39:55,135 KYLE: The Falafel Hut, right? - The what? 598 00:39:55,304 --> 00:39:58,580 - Let her tell the story. - Thank you, Michael. As I was saying... 599 00:39:58,984 --> 00:40:01,623 - Hi. - The kitchen is open. 600 00:40:01,784 --> 00:40:03,058 - Orders? LIZ: Oatmeal. 601 00:40:03,224 --> 00:40:05,180 MAX: Egg in a hole. KYLE: Crash Site burrito. 602 00:40:05,344 --> 00:40:09,098 LIZ: Oatmeal, please. KYLE: I want a Crash Site burrito. 603 00:40:09,784 --> 00:40:12,378 MICHAEL: French toast with a side of bacon... 604 00:40:51,224 --> 00:40:53,215 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 605 00:40:53,384 --> 00:40:55,375 [ENGLISH SDH] 46979

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