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I hate those things.
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Oh.
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♪ Ooo-ooo
ooo-ooo ♪
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♪ Reality used to be
a friend of mine ♪
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♪ Reality used to be
a friend of mine ♪
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♪ May be why the question
that's on your mind ♪
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♪ But reality used to be
a friend of mine ♪
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♪ Reality used to be
a friend of mine ♪
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♪ Reality used to be
a friend of mine ♪
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♪ Please don't ask me
'cause I don't know why ♪
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♪ But reality used to be
a friend of mine ♪
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♪ I used to be friends
with reality ♪
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♪ She used to be a pal
real close to me ♪
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♪ But she tried to hide from me
what was in store ♪
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Stanley, is that --
will you put that back ?
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Ummm.
Put that back !
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Hey, I just washed
all this stuff.
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It's my gear.
Sorry, man.
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It's okay.
What's my mom
screaming about ?
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She's bummed 'cause I
snaked your last bagel.
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Grab a shovel,
man.
No, I just
wanna munch.
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You don't wanna help,
that's just fine.
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Uh-huh.
You know, this is a total waste of time.
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Dave, be more of a geek.
There's no way
you're going to the prom.
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You're a disease.
Ahh.
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And no one will ever swim
in this stupid pool.
Hey !
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Later.
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Look, David,
please do me a favor
and stress less, bro.
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High school
is over, buddy.
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Get into it.
We're losers.
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I've decided something, stoney.
I wanna look back on
my high school career,
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and think that I started
slowly but I finished
strong, you know ?
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High school's almost over
and I don't have
anything to show for it.
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I know, me neither.
You should be stoked
though, buddy,
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'cause you got through
the last four years without
the full-on melon tweekage.
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It's not enough.
I mean, I want my own
page in the yearbook.
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Jump off the gym,
splatter on the street
and go for the co-ver.
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It's not funny.
I'm not goin' down as
this geek kid from Encino.
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When I finish this pool,
I'm gonna have the
killer party after the prom.
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I'm gonna be the prom king !
And I'm gonna graduate a legend.
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Well, what about me ?
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Oh, well you'll
be there too.
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Thanks, but Robyn sweeney,
she's not goin' to
the prom with you, man.
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-I wish she would but she's not.
-What are you talkin' about ?
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Robyn sweeney
is mine.
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She's become a major babe
and she loves me.
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She finds you crusty,
Dave.
I'll convince her.
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She'll see
the truth.
Truth is...
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Life's about greasin'
the do-back, buddy
and weasin' on the buffest.
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High school was
interesting, right,
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but it was kind of
like a harsh ride.
O-o-o-ow.
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We're goin' on to bigger
and better things, buddy.
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Stoney, I am on to
bigger and better things.
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Count on it !
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Oh, wow !
Hey, what's up ?
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♪ I'm a stoney crusty dude
♪ Did you know that ?
Get out, dude.
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♪ I got a mop on top ♪
Watch out !
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Excuse me. Could you move.
Me and my friend, David
are comin' through.
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Hey, there's Robyn.
Hey, Robyn.
O-o-o-ow !
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Four-wheelin'
over the ferns.
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Look, Dave, you're gonna
have to mellow out, bro,
on this whole Robyn thing.
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She always shines ya.
You don't understand.
We have history.
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You had pre-freshman
history. You could've
had her back then.
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She hadn't hit
"babehood" yet.
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Milk does a body good.
Check her.
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She's clean, buddy,
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and he's got her.
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Matt Wilson ?
What a jerk.
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What does she
see in him anyway ?
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He's got the buff spikes
chillin' the top of his melon.
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Dude, he's checkin'
her cheeks. Ooh !
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He's got the serious beak,
his own personal... oh !
Holding company,
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full of fundage, bro,
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that he weases off of ma--jor.
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Eighteen inch bi's.
Bye-bye.
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Mine are only four.
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Besides that.
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He walks like this,
right ?
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Just like this,
the nugs fully loose.
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Hi, Matt.
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Hi, Matt.
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All right, everybody.
Quiet, please.
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Settle down, quiet. We're gonna start
this week's class...
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Same place we ended
last week's class.
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That's talking about prehistoric man
in the what ?
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Prehistoric man in the -- ?
Oh, stoney ?
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- Ice age.
- Yes, ice age. That's right, the ice age.
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Why do we call it the ice age ?
'Cause there was a lot of ice.
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What do we call
these big chunks of ice,
those big slabs of ice ?
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We called what ?
What do we call them ?
Glaciers.
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Right. You are paying
attention. That's good.
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These glaciers, as they
moved down our way,
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they're so heavy, cold
and thick that they
freeze the ground water...
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- And they form underground -- ?
- Glaciers.
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Right. Believe it or not, some scientists
believe that there are actual...
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Underground glacial movements
still in this part of the world.
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You know what I think
that is, class ?
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Lame !
Exactly. Bunco, bogus.
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Listen,
please remember...
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That most of this hemisphere,
including the ground
I'm walking on,
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all of this was under ice
at some point, so I guess...
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Finding something frozen,
dug up here or there,
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wouldn't be that uncommon
when you think about it.
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So moving right along
on your journey of knowledge,
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- Here, let me show you cro-magnon man.
- Woo !
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He's dope.
I'd go out with him.
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No, no.
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00:09:32,261 --> 00:09:36,271
I don't think so, Ella.
Cro-magnon man, even though
he's not bad-lookin',
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he's standin' upright and all,
he was extremely brutal.
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He just took
whatever he wanted...
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And that included
his women.
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That's barbaric !
Indeed.
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Stone !
Stoney !
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00:10:14,863 --> 00:10:18,872
Hey ! Come on,
check this out.
That's my lobes.
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Feel the ground,
man.
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00:10:22,882 --> 00:10:25,889
Whoa, buddy,
it's chillin'.
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00:10:25,889 --> 00:10:28,897
It's not like
chillin', chillin'.
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00:10:28,897 --> 00:10:32,906
Bro, it is chillin' !
I know.
It's cold !
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00:10:32,906 --> 00:10:37,417
It's so, uh --
help me.
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00:10:37,918 --> 00:10:39,423
Check it, buddy.
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00:10:39,423 --> 00:10:41,628
Oh, buddy !
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Dude, I know
what this is, bro.
What is it ?
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It's a
mousterian bowl.
No way !
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00:10:48,945 --> 00:10:51,952
Hey, come on, David.
Be careful with that.
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00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,957
What's a mousterian bowl ?
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A mousterian bowl
from the mousterian era.
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00:10:56,965 --> 00:11:00,974
"Prehistoric artifacts
for five hundred, Alex."
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00:11:01,476 --> 00:11:04,983
Don't you ever
watch "jeopardy" ?
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00:11:04,983 --> 00:11:10,497
Buddy, this is kind of like
prehistoric tupperware, bro.
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It's still preserved...
Like smuckers !
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Oooow !
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Earthquake !
Earthquake !
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00:11:20,521 --> 00:11:23,027
Earthquake !
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Ahhhh !
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00:11:25,534 --> 00:11:29,041
Oh !
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00:11:29,543 --> 00:11:30,545
Oh God !
Oh God !
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00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,837
Nice save, Davage.
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Stone ?
Yeah.
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00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:05,128
There's a guy
buried in my pool.
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Hello, Fred.
I'm glad I caught you.
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Are you available
for a meeting
sometime this week ?
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Ms. Morgan,
open the door !
Mom !
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00:12:16,656 --> 00:12:21,668
Mom, there's a guy
buried in our pool !
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Mom ! Mom !
Open the door !
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I'm working !
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00:12:26,681 --> 00:12:30,690
Call 9-1-1 !
Call 9-1-1 !
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00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:40,715
They never found
Jim morrison.
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Yeah, or Jimmy hoffa.
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Or Jimmy Mahoney.
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00:12:47,731 --> 00:12:50,237
He was a kid I knew
in cub scouts.
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Come on,
let's go.
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They never
found him.
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00:13:00,261 --> 00:13:02,768
David, I know
what this is.
What ?
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It's a caveman.
Would you please !
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00:13:06,275 --> 00:13:09,283
No, I'm serious.
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No way !
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Whoa.
A caveman !
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This is unbelievable !
Do you know what
this could mean for us ?
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This could mean --
this could mean fame
or money !
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Or popularity !
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Far too much
responsibility for me.
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Anyways,
I'm already popular.
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Yeah, you travel
in large groups
of one, stoney.
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Besides, this is
my one chance to make
somethin' out of myself.
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You gotta help me dig
him out. You were here.
You're part of it.
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I don't wanna be part
of anything, Dave.
I'm happy just to be me.
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00:13:48,879 --> 00:13:51,885
It could mean money.
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00:13:51,885 --> 00:13:57,399
You tellin' me you
couldn't use a,
a new scooter ?
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00:13:57,399 --> 00:13:59,905
Some new Bell-bottoms ?
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00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:02,912
A little fun-dage ?
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00:14:03,412 --> 00:14:07,423
Wease some older nugs
with a mansion and a pool ?
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Soakin' up the rays,
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watchin' all the
"jeop-ardy" you can handle ?
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That was the clincher.
Everybody's got a price.
Come on, man.
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Steady it !
Give it more gas,
more gas !
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Perfect ! Hold !
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This thing
weighs a ton.
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Ahh !
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Hey, there's his pits,
bro.
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That's his head.
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That's his skull.
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Get off me !
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00:15:36,637 --> 00:15:40,146
What are you
doin' ?
I don't like mornings.
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Ow ! Come on,
let's get up.
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He's still in here.
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00:15:47,663 --> 00:15:50,671
No kidding, Dave.
He's an ice cube.
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We gotta
thaw him out.
Okay.
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This has gotta be
our secret, okay ?
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You can't tell anybody...
Nobody !
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00:16:01,098 --> 00:16:03,604
Can I tell
Steve Kooser ?
No one !
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00:16:03,604 --> 00:16:07,211
All right ? Nobody !
You understand ?
Yeah, zip...
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- Thank you.
- Dee-do-dah.
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- Well it's kind of nice.
- Yeah, you're really swell today.
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- Hi, Robyn.
- Hi, Dave.
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- Guess what I found ?
- A life ?
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No. Come here.
Guess what I found ?
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- I don't know.
- Guess ? Guess ?
- I have no idea.
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I found a caveman.
A caveman ?
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Shh. Yeah.
Oh Dave,
you're drowning.
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00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:49,690
It's cool, right ?
I found a caveman.
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All by myself.
I dug him out
of my backyard.
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00:16:51,930 --> 00:16:55,522
You wanna come check him out
after school ?
Well, uh --
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I'm only invitin'
a few people.
I got that
prom thing.
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Ten minutes...
Please ?
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00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:05,922
Dave, I just don't think
I'm ready to handle a --
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a caveman.
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00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:08,770
You're not ?
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All right.
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I understand.
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Bye, David.
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I love it when
she calls me David.
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Hello, David.
Agh.
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00:17:27,025 --> 00:17:29,031
Goin' somewhere ?
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Yeah, I got a date
with your mom.
That's not nice.
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00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:35,048
It's a joke.
I'm sorry, just kidding.
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You've been a headache
ever since the third grade.
God !
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I know about your stupid
prom-king bullshit. Forget it.
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00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:11,344
Robyn wouldn't piss
on your gums if your
teeth were on fire.
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00:18:11,344 --> 00:18:13,852
Yes, she would.
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Shush ! Hush, please !
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00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:19,867
Showin' your ignorance
again, Morgan.
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00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:24,880
Some of us pump
and some of us slump.
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00:18:25,381 --> 00:18:28,890
You should
try some pump, Morgan.
Might clear up your acne.
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00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:32,398
You're so --
am I ?
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00:18:34,403 --> 00:18:36,911
N-no, stop.
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Stop it !
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00:18:38,915 --> 00:18:40,921
Why do you
make me do this ?
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00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,428
What are you writing ?
Hey, what did you write ?
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00:18:45,932 --> 00:18:47,939
Matt, not the
fire alarm !
230
00:18:47,939 --> 00:18:49,945
Matt ! Matt !
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00:18:49,945 --> 00:18:54,956
God, help !
Oh God !
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00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:58,466
Hey, come here.
Oh, ta-ha-ha.
233
00:21:53,915 --> 00:21:55,919
Hmm.
234
00:22:38,529 --> 00:22:41,035
I'll be back.
235
00:22:44,545 --> 00:22:47,553
♪ This is our philosophy
all these things
can turn you free ♪
236
00:22:51,061 --> 00:22:54,069
♪ Now in this land
of democracy why no one
sets the people free ♪
237
00:22:54,069 --> 00:22:56,074
♪ Lady liberty rocks away
no truth, no justice ♪
238
00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:59,082
♪ The American way ♪♪
239
00:22:59,082 --> 00:23:01,589
♪ Clap your hands
and dance ♪
240
00:23:08,606 --> 00:23:12,116
♪ Treaty, oo-oh
treaty, yeah ♪
241
00:23:12,618 --> 00:23:14,121
♪ Treaty, oo-oh ♪
242
00:23:36,177 --> 00:23:38,684
He melted.
243
00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:42,695
Dave, it just wasn't
meant to happen.
244
00:23:42,695 --> 00:23:45,702
Come on, I'll go
buy you some ho-hos.
245
00:23:47,707 --> 00:23:49,713
Come on.
It's all right.
246
00:23:49,713 --> 00:23:51,718
He melted.
247
00:24:01,743 --> 00:24:03,748
Boris !
248
00:24:12,270 --> 00:24:15,779
What the --
249
00:24:39,841 --> 00:24:42,347
I can't believe it.
He's alive !
250
00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:44,854
He was practically
an ice cube...
Practically.
251
00:24:44,854 --> 00:24:47,360
I say
we just walk.
No, no way !
252
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:51,872
Oh, please.
He is ours.
We found him.
253
00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:55,882
What ?
Be hospitable ?
254
00:25:02,398 --> 00:25:05,406
- Ooh !
- Ahh ! Ahh !
255
00:25:05,406 --> 00:25:10,419
How ya doin' ?
Hi, my name is Dave.
256
00:25:12,926 --> 00:25:15,433
Come here, come here.
Introduce yourself.
257
00:25:15,433 --> 00:25:19,943
This is stoney.
Stoney, he's my friend.
258
00:25:19,943 --> 00:25:21,949
Uh, this is my room.
259
00:25:23,452 --> 00:25:25,959
It's okay.
It's okay.
260
00:25:27,462 --> 00:25:30,973
Uh, we're
from Encino.
261
00:25:30,973 --> 00:25:33,478
It's a pleasure
to make your acquaintance.
262
00:25:33,478 --> 00:25:35,484
And we hope you don't
gnaw on our beaks.
Shh.
263
00:25:35,484 --> 00:25:38,992
I know what
I'm doing, stone.
264
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:46,512
We go to high school.
High school ?
265
00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:48,517
He doesn't know
what high school is.
266
00:25:48,517 --> 00:25:50,521
He doesn't know
what anything is.
267
00:25:50,521 --> 00:25:53,029
Just be
calm and easy.
268
00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:58,543
Calm...
And easy.
Hey, hi.
269
00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:12,078
- Get the phone.
- Okay. Okay.
270
00:26:27,116 --> 00:26:29,623
It's okay.
It's okay.
271
00:26:29,623 --> 00:26:31,627
See, I think
he's calming down.
272
00:26:31,627 --> 00:26:35,137
Calming... down.
273
00:26:44,661 --> 00:26:46,665
Ugh ?
274
00:26:47,669 --> 00:26:52,181
Fire.
Flameage.
275
00:26:52,681 --> 00:26:55,187
Buddy's into it.
That was kill,
stone.
276
00:26:55,187 --> 00:26:59,199
Look at his eyes.
He likes the blue part.
277
00:26:59,199 --> 00:27:02,707
He's glossy-eyed.
Look, freak
him out. Ow !
278
00:27:02,707 --> 00:27:04,211
Ow ! Ooh !
279
00:27:06,217 --> 00:27:09,225
- Ugh !
- Okay. Ah, ah !
280
00:27:12,733 --> 00:27:15,240
Give it to him.
No !
281
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,245
Ugh. Ugh.
282
00:27:17,245 --> 00:27:21,255
- Here, here. Look, here.
-You gotta teach him.
283
00:27:21,756 --> 00:27:23,761
Whoa ! Oh.
284
00:27:35,291 --> 00:27:36,294
Hey !
285
00:27:36,294 --> 00:27:39,301
No.
No.
286
00:27:39,301 --> 00:27:41,306
What ?
Did you just --
287
00:27:41,306 --> 00:27:44,814
- I think he just said "no."
- No !
288
00:27:44,814 --> 00:27:47,823
- No ?
- No ! No !
289
00:27:47,823 --> 00:27:50,329
No. No.
290
00:27:50,329 --> 00:27:53,085
Cool, buddy.
He is so greasy !
291
00:27:54,143 --> 00:27:58,154
Greasy ? He's a
prehistoric pyromaniac.
292
00:27:58,154 --> 00:28:01,162
- We gotta teach him stuff.
- We'll teach him how to wease.
293
00:28:01,162 --> 00:28:04,673
No. No.
294
00:28:04,673 --> 00:28:08,183
No !
No ! No !
295
00:28:08,183 --> 00:28:11,693
Oh God. We gotta teach him
how to be normal.
296
00:28:11,693 --> 00:28:14,702
No, uh-uh. We're goin' psycho
with him, bro.
297
00:28:14,702 --> 00:28:16,708
That's boring, dude,
normal !
298
00:28:16,708 --> 00:28:19,214
Stoney, come on, man.
Hang with me.
299
00:28:19,716 --> 00:28:21,221
We gotta play
this thing out.
300
00:28:21,723 --> 00:28:25,232
If we tell anyone,
if anyone sees him, they'll
take him away from us.
301
00:28:25,734 --> 00:28:27,238
They'll cut him up
into little pieces.
302
00:28:27,739 --> 00:28:30,747
They'll take all the credit,
and we'll still be geeks.
303
00:28:30,747 --> 00:28:35,262
I'm not a geek.
I'm a unique weasel, David.
304
00:28:35,262 --> 00:28:38,270
I'm just underrated 'cause
I live here in Encino.
305
00:28:38,270 --> 00:28:41,780
Bud ?
Buddy ?
306
00:28:41,780 --> 00:28:44,288
O-o-o-ow !
Okay ?
307
00:28:44,288 --> 00:28:46,795
He needs a bath...
Big time.
308
00:28:46,795 --> 00:28:49,302
♪ I'm too sexy
for my love ♪
309
00:28:49,803 --> 00:28:54,316
♪ Too sexy for my love
love's going to leave me ♪
310
00:29:08,357 --> 00:29:10,866
♪ I'm too sexy
for my shirt ♪
311
00:29:10,866 --> 00:29:15,878
♪ Too sexy for my shirt
so sexy it hurts ♪
312
00:29:15,878 --> 00:29:18,887
♪ And I'm
too sexy for Milan ♪
313
00:29:18,887 --> 00:29:23,902
♪ Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan ♪
314
00:29:31,926 --> 00:29:34,432
♪ I'm too sexy
for your party ♪
315
00:29:34,432 --> 00:29:38,446
♪ Too sexy for your party
no way I'm disco dancing ♪
316
00:29:54,490 --> 00:29:57,500
♪ I'm too sexy
for my love ♪
317
00:29:57,500 --> 00:30:02,515
♪ Too sexy for my love
love's going to leave me ♪
318
00:30:02,515 --> 00:30:06,526
♪ I'm too sexy
for this song ♪♪
319
00:30:06,526 --> 00:30:08,533
Standing o.
Outstanding.
320
00:30:09,033 --> 00:30:12,041
If I had a bic, bro,
right here.
Don't freak him out.
321
00:30:12,041 --> 00:30:14,047
Let's show him
himself.
Okay.
322
00:30:14,047 --> 00:30:16,555
You wanna see your mug, bud ?
Check it.
323
00:30:16,555 --> 00:30:18,261
Ugh !
324
00:30:18,261 --> 00:30:21,068
What, dude ? You should be with
your mug, bro.
325
00:30:21,068 --> 00:30:24,579
You look buff.
Right ?
326
00:30:24,579 --> 00:30:30,094
Hey, can you
say "ba...Uff" ?
327
00:30:30,595 --> 00:30:35,610
Ba...Uff ?
328
00:30:35,610 --> 00:30:39,622
I like that.
You know,
you pause too.
329
00:30:42,127 --> 00:30:44,135
We gotta give him
a cool name.
330
00:30:44,135 --> 00:30:46,141
Axl.
Yeah, buddy.
331
00:30:46,642 --> 00:30:49,149
Not axl.
This is serious.
Okay.
332
00:30:49,149 --> 00:30:51,657
We've got the missing link
standing in my bedroom.
333
00:30:54,666 --> 00:30:58,677
Link ! Link !
We'll call him link !
334
00:30:58,677 --> 00:31:02,188
Okay, cool.
Maybe we could call him
stoney number two...
335
00:31:02,188 --> 00:31:04,193
Because he's got
my same 'do...
336
00:31:04,695 --> 00:31:07,201
And he's from
the stone age.
337
00:31:07,201 --> 00:31:10,712
I like link better.
Okay, we'll
call him link.
338
00:31:10,712 --> 00:31:12,717
But can I
call him linkage ?
Cool !
339
00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:16,729
Cool !
Let's see how
smart he is.
340
00:31:19,236 --> 00:31:20,741
No, no.
Come here.
341
00:31:21,242 --> 00:31:24,752
Okay. Okay.
You okay ?
Uh.
342
00:31:24,752 --> 00:31:27,259
Uh, uh, look.
343
00:31:29,266 --> 00:31:33,277
See ?
Ugh.
Ahh ?
344
00:31:33,779 --> 00:31:36,285
Whoa !
Ahh !
Whoa !
Ahh !
345
00:31:36,285 --> 00:31:38,292
Ahh, oow, ooo.
346
00:31:38,793 --> 00:31:40,800
Ooow !
347
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:43,305
Okay, okay.
348
00:31:43,305 --> 00:31:46,314
Um, link.
349
00:31:46,314 --> 00:31:50,327
Link.
No !
350
00:31:50,327 --> 00:31:53,335
You're link.
I'm Dave. Dave !
351
00:31:53,335 --> 00:31:55,340
Dave. Dave.
352
00:31:55,340 --> 00:31:58,852
No, Dave, Dave.
Dave, Dave, Dave.
353
00:31:59,353 --> 00:32:01,358
Dave.
Yes !
354
00:32:01,859 --> 00:32:04,366
Okay,
and that's --
355
00:32:04,366 --> 00:32:07,374
that's stoney.
Mm-hmm.
356
00:32:07,374 --> 00:32:10,384
Sto...Ney.
357
00:32:10,384 --> 00:32:13,392
No, no.
Stoney.
Stoney.
358
00:32:13,894 --> 00:32:16,401
Yes !
Ahh !
359
00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:21,417
Okay, okay.
And now you are ?
360
00:32:21,918 --> 00:32:23,924
Dave !
Ahh !
361
00:32:23,924 --> 00:32:27,435
No, no, I'm Dave.
You are ?
362
00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:35,456
Buff.
363
00:32:35,456 --> 00:32:39,469
No.
364
00:32:39,469 --> 00:32:42,979
It's all right.
You've had a hard day.
365
00:32:42,979 --> 00:32:45,486
- Your parents !
- My parents !
366
00:32:47,492 --> 00:32:51,003
Okay, uh, uh,
take him out back and ring
the doorbell three times.
367
00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:53,508
But, Dave --
no "buts,"
just do it !
368
00:32:53,508 --> 00:32:58,524
Follow the weasel,
linkage, come on.
Quick, quick, quick.
369
00:33:03,037 --> 00:33:06,046
My kitchen !
370
00:33:08,051 --> 00:33:10,559
Busted !
371
00:33:10,559 --> 00:33:14,069
What are you doing ?
372
00:33:14,069 --> 00:33:17,579
What are you doing ?
I'm cooking dinner.
373
00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:19,584
You're what ?
Busted !
374
00:33:19,584 --> 00:33:22,593
I'm cooking dinner.
I thought it might be
a nice surprise.
375
00:33:22,593 --> 00:33:24,599
They're surprised,
all right.
376
00:33:27,107 --> 00:33:29,112
What is
going on here ?
377
00:33:29,112 --> 00:33:31,118
Where's the flour ?
I can't find the flour.
378
00:33:31,619 --> 00:33:35,631
Hello, Stanley.
Who is this strange boy and
why is he ringing my doorbell ?
379
00:33:35,631 --> 00:33:40,646
It got stuck, sir.
Come in.
Meet your new family.
380
00:33:40,646 --> 00:33:43,655
Whose family ?
381
00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:46,664
Boris, get down !
Boris !
382
00:33:46,664 --> 00:33:50,675
- Boris, get out !
- Get down !
383
00:33:50,675 --> 00:33:54,185
-- Get out, get out !
384
00:33:55,689 --> 00:33:57,695
Hey, dad.
385
00:33:57,695 --> 00:33:59,701
David,
who is that ?
Huh ?
386
00:34:00,202 --> 00:34:01,707
That ?
Who's that ?
387
00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:06,220
- That was Linkavitch Chomofsky.
- What ?
388
00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:10,231
Link... Linkav--
doesn't anybody in this house
listen to anything I say ?
389
00:34:10,734 --> 00:34:12,739
What is he
talking about ?
390
00:34:12,739 --> 00:34:14,745
Dad, Linkavitch
Chomofsky.
391
00:34:14,745 --> 00:34:17,753
Our exchange student ?
He's here.
392
00:34:18,255 --> 00:34:20,261
He's gonna help us
dig the pool.
393
00:34:21,265 --> 00:34:22,869
Yeah !
394
00:34:23,069 --> 00:34:25,576
Why does none of this
sound familiar to me ?
395
00:34:25,576 --> 00:34:28,084
I told you about this
months ago, remember ?
396
00:34:28,084 --> 00:34:32,599
About school giving us
extra credit for college
for housing exchange students,
397
00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:36,108
and learning about
their culture and
you said it was okay.
398
00:34:36,108 --> 00:34:38,616
Now you're gonna
take it back ?
399
00:34:38,616 --> 00:34:40,621
No, no, no, I'm not
gonna take it back.
400
00:34:40,621 --> 00:34:43,128
This is important to me.
This is my life.
401
00:34:43,128 --> 00:34:46,638
It's embarrassing.
He travelled here
all the way from --
402
00:34:46,638 --> 00:34:50,652
- I don't know, Estonia ?
- Yeah, Estonia !
403
00:34:50,652 --> 00:34:53,157
Mom, come on.
You're not buying this ?
404
00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:55,164
Well, I --
dad ?
405
00:34:55,164 --> 00:34:59,175
Actually, I, I,
I think now...
406
00:34:59,175 --> 00:35:02,687
That I, I, I do
recall something.
407
00:35:02,789 --> 00:35:05,295
- See ?
- See, it's about focusing.
408
00:35:05,797 --> 00:35:10,310
You're bogus.
Larry, how could I forget
something like this ?
409
00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:13,821
He's an exchange student.
He's going to be staying
in our house.
410
00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:15,828
You forgot me
in the third grade.
411
00:35:15,828 --> 00:35:18,073
I spent the entire night after
the play in the parking lot.
412
00:35:18,086 --> 00:35:20,342
In the sixth grade,
the soccer ?
413
00:35:20,342 --> 00:35:24,355
Okay, where's
he gonna stay ?
414
00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:26,864
And why is he
attacking the dog ?
415
00:35:26,864 --> 00:35:31,376
He's gonna stay in my room.
He's not attacking the dog.
He's bonding.
416
00:35:31,376 --> 00:35:33,382
- As if !
- Shut up !
417
00:35:33,382 --> 00:35:35,891
- You shut up.
- No, everybody shut up.
418
00:35:35,891 --> 00:35:39,402
Larry, it's okay.
I'm tired.
I'm a little hungry.
419
00:35:39,402 --> 00:35:42,410
It's time we decide
what we're gonna make
for dinner.
420
00:35:42,912 --> 00:35:45,420
I assume you'll
be joining us ?
You assume correctly, Mr. M.
421
00:35:45,420 --> 00:35:49,933
We practically feed the
entire neighborhood. Why not
part of Estonia as well, huh ?
422
00:35:49,933 --> 00:35:51,940
I always eat here
and I like your food.
423
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,451
Great.
424
00:35:55,451 --> 00:35:57,959
Stop it ! No.
425
00:35:58,459 --> 00:36:02,472
No, no, no.
426
00:36:02,472 --> 00:36:07,488
I can't believe you told
my parents he's from Estonia.
427
00:36:07,488 --> 00:36:10,998
Cow pajamas ?
Those are kind of flaming.
428
00:36:10,998 --> 00:36:14,008
Ooh !
429
00:36:14,510 --> 00:36:18,521
Some Betty, huh ?
Betty.
430
00:36:21,530 --> 00:36:24,039
Gonzangas.
431
00:36:24,039 --> 00:36:28,552
Gonzangas ?
Buddy, cones.
432
00:36:30,057 --> 00:36:33,568
I know you've had
a big day, pal.
But tomorrow...
433
00:36:33,568 --> 00:36:36,076
I'm gonna take you
someplace really special.
434
00:36:36,577 --> 00:36:40,087
Taco Bell.
Better.
Get the camera.
435
00:36:40,087 --> 00:36:45,105
Congratulations, link.
You're gonna be a senior.
436
00:36:45,105 --> 00:36:47,611
Smile.
437
00:36:49,617 --> 00:36:51,624
♪ Wild thing ♪
438
00:36:54,131 --> 00:36:56,640
♪ You make
my heart sing ♪
439
00:36:59,147 --> 00:37:02,659
♪ You make
everything groovy ♪
440
00:37:04,662 --> 00:37:07,171
♪ Wild thing ♪
441
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,089
Oh God,
he doesn't like that.
442
00:37:11,188 --> 00:37:13,197
That's glass.
That hurts your beak.
443
00:37:13,197 --> 00:37:15,200
Stand up straight.
444
00:37:16,205 --> 00:37:18,211
Poor stone-ager.
445
00:37:18,211 --> 00:37:20,219
He spent a million years
chillin' in a block of ice,
446
00:37:20,219 --> 00:37:23,229
now he's gotta go
to high school ! Agh !
447
00:37:23,229 --> 00:37:25,235
Who's that guy with
the dork squad ?
448
00:37:25,235 --> 00:37:28,748
- Oh my God, he is totally rude.
- Totally.
449
00:37:30,253 --> 00:37:33,262
We have got a
major find here.
450
00:37:33,262 --> 00:37:35,269
This guy's our ticket
to fame and popularity.
451
00:37:35,770 --> 00:37:39,282
All we gotta do is get him
enrolled in school and he'll
help us become popular.
452
00:37:39,282 --> 00:37:43,298
That's harsh.
We'll make him famous.
453
00:37:43,298 --> 00:37:46,309
We'll teach him some
stupid pet tricks and
get him on letterman.
454
00:37:46,809 --> 00:37:48,815
You're weasin' off
his gig.
455
00:37:49,319 --> 00:37:51,323
Oh please !
He's a caveman,
for God sakes.
456
00:37:51,824 --> 00:37:54,835
Look at him.
He's practically
a monkey.
457
00:37:56,843 --> 00:37:59,853
We found him.
We can do whatever
we want with him.
458
00:37:59,853 --> 00:38:02,364
We, we, we? No, no, no.
You, you, you.
459
00:38:02,364 --> 00:38:04,871
I just wanna be
his friend.
460
00:38:04,871 --> 00:38:06,876
Fine.
461
00:38:06,876 --> 00:38:09,886
Hello, Mrs. Mackey.
462
00:38:11,392 --> 00:38:14,403
And what do we
have here ?
463
00:38:16,912 --> 00:38:18,918
Now I'm covered
up to fourth period.
464
00:38:19,421 --> 00:38:22,931
I don't know what to do
with him after that.
I can take him to Spanish.
465
00:38:22,931 --> 00:38:24,939
Will you be careful ?
I'll be cool, man.
I promise.
466
00:38:24,939 --> 00:38:27,447
Okay.
467
00:38:27,447 --> 00:38:29,454
What's he doin' ?
468
00:38:29,454 --> 00:38:32,466
I don't know.
469
00:38:32,466 --> 00:38:34,973
Link, be careful !
470
00:38:42,499 --> 00:38:44,506
Uh, hey, hey --
471
00:38:44,506 --> 00:38:47,516
hey, link,
how's your melon, bud ?
472
00:38:55,544 --> 00:38:58,051
Whoa !
473
00:38:58,554 --> 00:39:01,061
Excuse me.
Hey, hey, hey !
474
00:39:01,061 --> 00:39:04,072
Whoa.
475
00:39:04,072 --> 00:39:06,581
Link ?
476
00:39:07,585 --> 00:39:10,594
Is this dude
totally fundamental
or what ?
477
00:39:10,594 --> 00:39:13,104
Did you miss me ?
Always.
478
00:39:13,104 --> 00:39:15,611
Who is this ?
This is
my friend, link.
479
00:39:15,611 --> 00:39:19,122
Link.
He's staying with us.
He's from Estonia.
480
00:39:19,122 --> 00:39:22,637
You're kidding ?
This guy is staying with you ?
481
00:39:22,637 --> 00:39:24,643
Uh-huh.
482
00:39:26,148 --> 00:39:28,657
He's thinkin' of
becoming a hairdresser.
483
00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:31,668
Designing crusty mops
for the rich and famous.
484
00:39:31,668 --> 00:39:33,171
Oh.
485
00:39:33,171 --> 00:39:36,183
Ugh. Gonzangas.
486
00:39:36,183 --> 00:39:38,691
No !
Bye, Robyn.
Hey, hey, hey.
487
00:39:39,192 --> 00:39:41,701
I think he was saying
he likes your cones.
488
00:39:41,701 --> 00:39:45,211
I'm thrilled.
Get out of my face !
489
00:39:45,211 --> 00:39:47,219
Robyn,
that import is mine.
490
00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:49,729
This is just
in time for prom.
Yeah ?
491
00:39:50,230 --> 00:39:52,740
Is he fine
or what ?
I'm not sure.
492
00:40:03,775 --> 00:40:09,295
He's a looker !
Link. Link !
493
00:40:09,295 --> 00:40:11,804
Link, please,
come sit down.
494
00:40:11,804 --> 00:40:15,314
Who is this dipshit,
anyway ?
495
00:40:15,314 --> 00:40:17,323
His name's link.
496
00:40:17,323 --> 00:40:20,333
He's from Estonia and
I think he's jive.
497
00:40:20,333 --> 00:40:23,846
Jive, yeah.
You do ?
498
00:40:23,846 --> 00:40:26,856
Hell yeah,
and I'm not the only one.
499
00:40:27,356 --> 00:40:29,363
Hey, link !
500
00:40:34,882 --> 00:40:37,390
I'll see you
next period.
501
00:40:37,390 --> 00:40:39,898
Watch him.
All right, David.
502
00:40:39,898 --> 00:40:43,914
We got Spanish now.
Spanish is like guacamole,
chips and salsa.
503
00:40:43,914 --> 00:40:47,928
LA d?A es mi
en hermanos.
504
00:40:47,928 --> 00:40:50,435
The day is beautiful.
505
00:40:50,936 --> 00:40:54,447
The sun isn't shining
all through the night.
506
00:41:05,988 --> 00:41:09,499
Link, come on.
Sorry, you guys.
507
00:41:09,499 --> 00:41:12,511
Whoa !
508
00:41:15,521 --> 00:41:17,890
Vale, repitan en espanol.
509
00:41:18,532 --> 00:41:21,040
The cheese is
old and moldy.
510
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:25,055
El queso est?
Viejo y podrido.
511
00:41:25,055 --> 00:41:27,063
Where is the bathroom ?
512
00:41:27,063 --> 00:41:31,077
¿¿ D?Nde est?
El sanitario ?
513
00:41:31,077 --> 00:41:34,591
¿¿ D?Nde est?
El sanitario ?
514
00:41:34,591 --> 00:41:38,103
Good, once again.
You're cute.
515
00:41:38,103 --> 00:41:40,611
You're cute.
516
00:41:40,611 --> 00:41:43,623
Meet me
at blades tonight.
517
00:41:43,623 --> 00:41:46,634
Blades tonight.
518
00:41:49,141 --> 00:41:53,659
Yes, what ?
You can drop him off in front
of blades tonight, right ?
519
00:41:53,659 --> 00:41:56,669
Can David and I
go too, please ?
520
00:41:56,669 --> 00:41:59,178
You smell.
521
00:41:59,178 --> 00:42:02,692
Hey, seniorita.
That hurt my lobes.
522
00:42:02,692 --> 00:42:05,702
I didn't do it. They
started the whole thing.
523
00:42:11,724 --> 00:42:14,232
Kashmir ?
Rajneesh, is it ?
524
00:42:14,232 --> 00:42:16,742
- How many minutes for the burrito ?
- Two minutes.
525
00:42:16,742 --> 00:42:20,254
One minute.
Two minutes !
526
00:42:20,756 --> 00:42:23,768
Ah, make up
your melons !
527
00:42:23,768 --> 00:42:26,777
- Is it one or two ?
- One and a half minutes.
528
00:42:27,278 --> 00:42:28,786
Okay.
529
00:42:28,786 --> 00:42:32,375
Okay, my friend.
Try and experience...
530
00:42:32,410 --> 00:42:35,108
What I'm about to chirp
in your lobes, cool ?
Hey.
531
00:42:35,611 --> 00:42:37,617
We're going
to discuss grindage;
532
00:42:38,118 --> 00:42:42,636
how to fill the furnace,
pack the cheeks and
stuff the gills. Okay ?
533
00:42:42,636 --> 00:42:45,646
You're used to
eating twigs, right ?
534
00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:48,159
But here in the U.S. of a-age
we got something called...
535
00:42:48,159 --> 00:42:52,672
The four basic food groups,
and this is not one of 'em.
536
00:42:52,672 --> 00:42:54,179
Oh.
537
00:42:54,081 --> 00:42:56,087
Look at what
we have here.
538
00:42:56,087 --> 00:42:58,598
Dairy group.
Dairy group.
539
00:42:58,598 --> 00:43:02,613
Milk duds. Hide these
under your pillow so
your mom doesn't find them.
540
00:43:02,613 --> 00:43:04,619
If she does,
you're tweaked, buddy.
541
00:43:04,619 --> 00:43:06,629
Keep on cruisin'.
542
00:43:06,629 --> 00:43:09,138
Fruit group.
Sweet tarts.
543
00:43:09,138 --> 00:43:13,155
These are killer.
So citrusy, dude,
you'll freak.
544
00:43:13,155 --> 00:43:15,162
Keep on cruisin'.
Uh-huh.
545
00:43:15,663 --> 00:43:20,006
Right, this is
the vegetable group.
546
00:43:20,041 --> 00:43:22,989
Corn nuts ! Put 'em
on a pedestal, bro.
547
00:43:23,024 --> 00:43:25,438
- Look at that !
- Those are kill, huh ?
548
00:43:25,473 --> 00:43:29,549
Meat group !
Come on, the meat group.
549
00:43:29,584 --> 00:43:31,952
These are my favorite !
550
00:43:33,733 --> 00:43:39,749
Hey, you gotta be equal,
equal, fifty/fifty.
551
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:42,926
Here. Mmm.
Mmm.
552
00:43:44,274 --> 00:43:47,579
Ooh ! Figures.
553
00:43:47,614 --> 00:43:51,319
- Hot on the outside, icicle in the middle.
- Two minutes.
554
00:43:51,354 --> 00:43:53,878
You like that, right,
'cause you're a caveman.
555
00:43:54,315 --> 00:43:55,862
Cool, buddy.
556
00:43:55,897 --> 00:43:58,831
The beverage !
Icee, bro.
557
00:43:58,831 --> 00:44:01,842
This is what put
this place on the map.
558
00:44:01,842 --> 00:44:04,855
What are you doing,
Mr. stoney ? No, no !
559
00:44:04,855 --> 00:44:08,367
- You can't do this here.
- You must leave now, please.
560
00:44:08,367 --> 00:44:12,685
-Look, kashmir, rajneesh, chill.
-No buds chill !
561
00:44:12,685 --> 00:44:17,702
Link and I are
cruisin' the Mountain and
we figured we'd wease ju-uice.
562
00:44:17,702 --> 00:44:21,215
- No weasin' the ju-uice.
- Wease the juice !
563
00:44:21,215 --> 00:44:24,227
No ! No weasin'
the juice.
564
00:44:24,227 --> 00:44:25,734
No weasin' the juice.
565
00:44:25,734 --> 00:44:31,255
Hey, just chill,
buds.
No buds chill.
566
00:44:31,255 --> 00:44:35,268
It's okay.
Just chill.
567
00:44:38,782 --> 00:44:42,296
I'll be back.
No buds chill !
568
00:44:51,830 --> 00:44:54,341
Oh God, no !
Wait ! Stop !
569
00:45:39,010 --> 00:45:41,519
Here we go !
570
00:46:04,605 --> 00:46:06,615
Comin' home !
571
00:46:06,615 --> 00:46:10,126
Was that the hottest
or what, bro ?
Are you into it ?
572
00:46:19,162 --> 00:46:22,172
♪ Joy to the fishes
in the deep, blue sea ♪
573
00:46:22,172 --> 00:46:25,185
- ♪ Joy to you and me ♪
- Stop !
574
00:46:25,686 --> 00:46:28,194
Where did you go ?
You just took off.
575
00:46:28,194 --> 00:46:30,202
Do you know
how worried I've been ?
576
00:46:30,202 --> 00:46:33,717
You sound like
my mom.
You can't
do that to me.
577
00:46:33,717 --> 00:46:36,226
What's on his nose ?
578
00:46:36,226 --> 00:46:38,233
Just chill, Dave,
'cause you know why ?
579
00:46:38,734 --> 00:46:40,742
Link and I had a
stoney time at the Mountain.
580
00:46:40,742 --> 00:46:43,753
You took him to
mega Mountain ?
Are you crazy ?
581
00:46:43,753 --> 00:46:45,761
Yeah, 'cause they're
riding the vapor in reverse.
582
00:46:46,263 --> 00:46:48,270
They are ?
Oh, cool.
Uh-huh.
583
00:46:48,270 --> 00:46:51,281
Check out the fresh nugs.
Weasin' the juice.
584
00:46:51,281 --> 00:46:53,291
O-o-o-ow.
O-o-o-ow.
585
00:46:53,291 --> 00:46:55,799
Buddy.
Buddy.
586
00:46:55,799 --> 00:46:58,309
Check out my cap.
O-o-o-ow !
587
00:46:58,811 --> 00:47:01,319
Oh my God !
You got him
talkin' like you now.
588
00:47:01,822 --> 00:47:02,825
O-o-o-ow.
O-o-o-ow.
589
00:47:04,833 --> 00:47:08,346
Gee, Link, that
is so beautiful.
Is it old ?
590
00:47:11,861 --> 00:47:14,871
You know, Mr. M.,
the way I look at it,
some day...
591
00:47:14,871 --> 00:47:17,381
Your daughter and I
could be married...
592
00:47:17,381 --> 00:47:21,897
And we could
be related.
I count the days.
593
00:47:28,924 --> 00:47:33,441
So, Stanley,
how's your mother ?
594
00:47:33,441 --> 00:47:36,452
She's really bummed.
Can you pass the peas ?
595
00:47:36,452 --> 00:47:39,463
Sure.
Thanks.
596
00:47:39,463 --> 00:47:44,984
Mr. Morgan, if you're edged
'cause I'm weasin' on your
grindage, just chill.
597
00:47:44,984 --> 00:47:47,996
'Cause if I had
the whole Brady-bunch
thing happenin' at my pad,
598
00:47:47,996 --> 00:47:50,003
I'd go grind over there.
599
00:47:50,003 --> 00:47:52,511
So don't tax my gig so
hard core, cruster.
600
00:47:52,511 --> 00:47:56,027
- Stanley, speak English.
- Dad !
601
00:47:56,027 --> 00:47:59,541
Link, how was your day ?
How are you adjusting ?
602
00:47:59,541 --> 00:48:02,177
He's doin' just great.
We got him enrolled
in all his classes.
603
00:48:02,651 --> 00:48:04,662
- Didn't we, pal ?
- Ugh.
- Yeah.
604
00:48:05,061 --> 00:48:08,074
A success.
605
00:48:08,074 --> 00:48:10,585
What's up ?
606
00:48:13,094 --> 00:48:17,111
How was your day, mom ?
Where you goin' ?
607
00:48:17,613 --> 00:48:20,624
- What's he doin' ?
- I think he's tracking a fly.
608
00:48:20,624 --> 00:48:25,139
♪ Shoo, fly
don't bother me ♪
609
00:48:25,139 --> 00:48:28,154
♪ Shoo, fly
don't bother me ♪
610
00:48:28,657 --> 00:48:32,670
♪ Shoo, fly
don't bother me ♪
611
00:48:32,670 --> 00:48:35,683
♪ 'Cause you belong
to my friend, link ♪
612
00:48:36,187 --> 00:48:39,699
Good catch.
613
00:48:41,707 --> 00:48:43,716
Meat group !
614
00:48:53,755 --> 00:48:57,268
He's into munchin' too,
you know.
615
00:49:07,811 --> 00:49:11,327
Blades... finally
part of the elite.
616
00:49:11,327 --> 00:49:14,839
How cool are we ?
We're cool.
617
00:49:14,839 --> 00:49:17,852
David, I even showered.
Check out my --
618
00:49:17,852 --> 00:49:22,871
I got some radical
deodorant on, buddy.
Take a whiff, bro.
619
00:49:22,871 --> 00:49:27,388
♪ Oh no
you're invited but
your friend can't come ♪
620
00:49:29,398 --> 00:49:31,406
Link, hey !
621
00:49:34,419 --> 00:49:38,936
I am so glad
to see you.
Ugh.
622
00:49:40,441 --> 00:49:43,955
Oh, hon, lose the geek squad.
They're bad for your deal.
Ugh ?
623
00:49:43,955 --> 00:49:45,962
Blades !
624
00:49:45,962 --> 00:49:48,475
Hummer patrol,
barneys incoming.
625
00:49:48,475 --> 00:49:50,480
Robyn.
626
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,488
Get him.
Got him.
627
00:49:52,488 --> 00:49:54,497
Hey, rob--
628
00:49:54,497 --> 00:49:56,004
Robyn !
629
00:49:56,506 --> 00:49:58,011
Good.
Good.
630
00:49:58,011 --> 00:50:00,017
That was not cool
at all, you guys.
631
00:50:00,017 --> 00:50:02,530
You could hurt his
pancreas or something.
632
00:50:10,561 --> 00:50:14,578
I like the ketchup
and mustard.
Very avant-garde.
633
00:50:16,081 --> 00:50:20,099
Whoa !
Is that me ?
Betty.
634
00:50:20,099 --> 00:50:22,107
Betty.
Betty ?
635
00:50:22,107 --> 00:50:25,324
Betty, Betty nugs.
Betty nugs.
636
00:50:25,821 --> 00:50:27,830
Robyn, don't forget,
637
00:50:27,830 --> 00:50:31,345
we've been
naked together.
638
00:50:34,357 --> 00:50:36,868
- Nice body.
- Remember when we were together ?
639
00:50:36,868 --> 00:50:39,379
- Did you show this to anyone ?
- No.
640
00:50:39,379 --> 00:50:41,889
- That's your copy.
Show anyone you want.
- Thanks, Dave.
641
00:50:41,889 --> 00:50:47,914
Oh, I get it.
This is like your
old girlfriend in Estonia ?
642
00:50:47,914 --> 00:50:50,927
Do you miss her ?
Ugh.
643
00:50:50,927 --> 00:50:53,437
Because I can tell you
from experience,
644
00:50:53,437 --> 00:50:57,452
- long-distance relationships
never work out.
- Ugh.
645
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:13,015
Estonia's a
long ways away, link.
Yeah.
646
00:51:13,015 --> 00:51:15,025
And I'm right here...
647
00:51:15,025 --> 00:51:18,037
- So let's work on changing your mind.
- Rad mobile.
648
00:51:18,037 --> 00:51:20,547
Rad mobile
rad mobile.
649
00:51:20,547 --> 00:51:24,063
Whoa !
650
00:51:24,564 --> 00:51:26,573
Or not.
651
00:51:26,573 --> 00:51:30,086
You just think I'm bad
for your act, that's all.
652
00:51:30,086 --> 00:51:32,298
Right, and you think
I'm good for yours.
653
00:51:32,598 --> 00:51:35,111
- What ?
- Matt !
654
00:51:35,611 --> 00:51:39,128
What are you doin' ?
You're not allowed in here.
655
00:51:41,637 --> 00:51:46,159
Whoa-oa-oa !
656
00:51:46,661 --> 00:51:49,172
Woo !
Woo-woo-woo-woo !
657
00:51:49,172 --> 00:51:51,178
Are you deaf, dork ?
658
00:51:51,678 --> 00:51:53,691
Didn't I forbid you
to speak to her ?
I'm sorry.
659
00:51:57,207 --> 00:51:59,216
That's all, link.
It's over.
660
00:51:59,216 --> 00:52:01,727
End of story.
661
00:52:08,254 --> 00:52:11,270
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Huh ?
662
00:52:11,270 --> 00:52:13,778
Wease some juice !
663
00:52:13,778 --> 00:52:17,794
Hey, you want
a piece of me ?
664
00:52:22,314 --> 00:52:26,334
Oh God !
665
00:52:27,338 --> 00:52:29,346
I don't know you.
666
00:52:29,346 --> 00:52:31,856
I don't like you.
667
00:52:31,856 --> 00:52:35,872
As of now,
I'm all over you.
668
00:52:49,934 --> 00:52:53,450
Did you see that ?
The new kid,
he took it.
669
00:52:53,450 --> 00:52:55,457
Whoa !
Whoa !
670
00:52:55,457 --> 00:52:59,979
Don't just stand there.
Do something.
Stand up for yourself.
671
00:52:59,979 --> 00:53:01,986
Hit him back !
672
00:53:01,986 --> 00:53:03,994
Link, hit him back !
Where you goin' ?
673
00:53:03,994 --> 00:53:07,009
What do you think of your
Bulgarian dork bud, now ?
674
00:53:07,009 --> 00:53:09,020
Hmm ?
675
00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:13,537
That was harsh,
Matt.
676
00:53:14,541 --> 00:53:16,549
Let's get
out of here.
677
00:53:16,549 --> 00:53:20,065
The stench of losers is
doing damage to my sinuses.
678
00:53:20,065 --> 00:53:23,581
Just stop it, Matt.
Don't even come near me.
679
00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:25,588
Hey, watch it.
680
00:53:26,090 --> 00:53:30,109
Why don't you take this,
'cause I don't think
I need it anymore.
681
00:53:30,109 --> 00:53:31,615
Hey !
682
00:53:32,117 --> 00:53:35,292
I can't believe
he got nailed.
He's a pacifist.
683
00:53:35,635 --> 00:53:39,152
A pacifist caveman !
You're mental.
684
00:53:39,152 --> 00:53:41,158
Cavemens aren't like us,
Dave.
685
00:53:41,158 --> 00:53:44,676
They fought for food and
survival. They did not
fight for popularity.
686
00:53:45,178 --> 00:53:48,193
What would he be
fighting for, huh ?
For face.
687
00:53:48,193 --> 00:53:51,710
For us !
To be cool !
Cool, huh ?
688
00:53:51,710 --> 00:53:53,715
He does not know
what cool is.
689
00:53:54,219 --> 00:53:57,234
He doesn't know where he is.
He knows nothin'.
690
00:53:58,237 --> 00:54:01,252
He's gotta learn
how to defend himself.
691
00:54:01,252 --> 00:54:05,771
Against what ?
Against butt holes
like Matt.
692
00:54:15,819 --> 00:54:17,827
Come on.
Come on.
693
00:54:17,827 --> 00:54:21,344
♪ I'm gonna knock you out
mama said knock you out ♪
694
00:54:21,344 --> 00:54:25,866
♪ I'm gonna knock you out
mama said knock you out ♪
695
00:54:26,166 --> 00:54:29,290
Our airplane's been
going round and round.
696
00:54:29,379 --> 00:54:30,163
Stop !
697
00:54:31,893 --> 00:54:32,515
Hey, stop !
698
00:54:34,908 --> 00:54:37,418
♪ Knock you out ♪
699
00:54:57,509 --> 00:55:00,523
♪ I'm gonna knock you out
mama said knock you out ♪
700
00:55:00,523 --> 00:55:05,546
♪ I'm gonna knock you out
mama said knock you out ♪♪
Ow ! Hey, link !
701
00:55:15,908 --> 00:55:17,710
Hey, look !
702
00:55:17,710 --> 00:55:20,469
Hey, dude.
You took it from Wilson.
703
00:55:20,911 --> 00:55:22,412
No one's ever done that
before and survived.
704
00:55:41,127 --> 00:55:42,620
Link,
come back here.
Stop !
705
00:55:43,430 --> 00:55:45,934
Oh God.
He is so cool.
706
00:55:50,937 --> 00:55:53,438
♪ Matty told Hatty ♪
707
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:55,940
♪ 'Bout a thing she saw ♪
708
00:55:57,442 --> 00:56:02,445
♪ It had two big horns
and a wooly jaw ♪
709
00:56:02,445 --> 00:56:05,950
♪ Wooly bully ♪
710
00:56:05,950 --> 00:56:07,953
♪ Wooly bully ♪
711
00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:12,955
♪ Wooly bully
wooly bully ♪
712
00:56:12,955 --> 00:56:14,456
♪ Wooly bully ♪
713
00:56:14,456 --> 00:56:17,962
Hey.
Homeslice.
714
00:56:17,962 --> 00:56:19,760
See you in
Mr. Albert's class.
715
00:56:19,761 --> 00:56:22,066
Slicey.
Slicey.
Slicey.
716
00:56:22,066 --> 00:56:25,066
Hello, little one.
717
00:56:26,569 --> 00:56:29,070
We took a vote and the computer club
feels your presence...
718
00:56:29,070 --> 00:56:31,072
Will be a valuable asset
to our organization.
719
00:56:31,072 --> 00:56:34,480
Computer club.
Computer club.
Computer club.
720
00:56:34,578 --> 00:56:36,679
Homeboy.
721
00:56:41,184 --> 00:56:43,188
Why doesn't that happen
when Matt hits me ?
722
00:56:43,188 --> 00:56:46,690
Give yourself a
few million years, David.
723
00:56:58,707 --> 00:57:01,208
Link. Link.
Link, get down.
724
00:57:01,710 --> 00:57:03,214
All right,
come on.
725
00:57:03,713 --> 00:57:06,216
No, no.
I was just playin'.
726
00:57:06,716 --> 00:57:08,219
All right,
cro-magnon man.
727
00:57:08,219 --> 00:57:11,223
What you're looking at here
is a representation...
728
00:57:11,723 --> 00:57:14,228
Of what cro-magnon man's
everyday life
may have been like.
729
00:57:14,728 --> 00:57:18,733
If he was here today, you could
sit next to him, you would
never know the difference.
730
00:57:18,733 --> 00:57:23,239
Stoney, let's move on.
We're gonna look at
the giant sloth.
731
00:58:34,326 --> 00:58:37,834
Class, this is
saber-toothed cat.
732
00:58:37,834 --> 00:58:40,834
Even though he's
been extinct for
over 10,000 years,
733
00:58:40,834 --> 00:58:43,339
while he was alive
you can imagine that
many a caveman...
734
00:58:43,839 --> 00:58:46,345
Was a tasty meal
to one of these.
735
00:58:48,345 --> 00:58:50,348
There's one now.
Uh-oh.
736
00:58:50,348 --> 00:58:54,354
Let's look at
the mammoth display,
our school mascot.
737
00:58:56,357 --> 00:58:59,361
Look out !
Whoa.
738
00:59:18,884 --> 00:59:21,388
Link ! Link,
get out from there !
739
00:59:21,388 --> 00:59:23,392
Look at him.
He's flipping out.
740
00:59:23,392 --> 00:59:25,393
He knows, Dave.
What ?
741
00:59:25,893 --> 00:59:28,896
He knows.
742
00:59:28,896 --> 00:59:31,899
He knows what
happened to him.
743
00:59:31,899 --> 00:59:36,406
We have
to help him.
744
00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:38,913
Link.
745
00:59:40,412 --> 00:59:42,414
Link. Link.
746
00:59:42,414 --> 00:59:44,918
Ow !
747
00:59:45,918 --> 00:59:47,923
Link.
748
00:59:47,923 --> 00:59:51,929
Hey. Hey,
come on, man.
Stop it.
749
00:59:51,929 --> 00:59:53,929
Look, I understand.
750
00:59:54,929 --> 00:59:57,434
Family.
751
00:59:58,932 --> 01:00:00,937
Family.
752
01:00:03,943 --> 01:00:05,946
Family.
You okay ?
753
01:00:05,946 --> 01:00:08,448
It's okay.
We're your new family.
754
01:00:08,448 --> 01:00:10,948
We're your
new family.
755
01:00:11,450 --> 01:00:12,953
It's okay.
756
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:22,465
It's all right.
757
01:00:25,468 --> 01:00:27,972
He's burnt
from all this.
758
01:00:27,972 --> 01:00:31,477
Seeing as we started
the school year
as total losers,
759
01:00:31,977 --> 01:00:33,979
and now everyone
knows who we are,
760
01:00:33,979 --> 01:00:36,486
I don't think one mistake
is such a big deal.
761
01:00:36,486 --> 01:00:39,988
But you're doggin' him.
Just promise me,
762
01:00:39,988 --> 01:00:42,990
just a little more mellow,
not so much ?
763
01:00:42,990 --> 01:00:46,496
Stoney !
Dave !
764
01:00:46,496 --> 01:00:48,498
All right.
765
01:00:48,498 --> 01:00:52,004
If it'll make you
feel better, I'll be
more mellow with him.
766
01:00:52,004 --> 01:00:54,507
Robyn sweeney ?
Here.
767
01:00:54,507 --> 01:00:59,515
Again ?
I'm sorry. I can't get
that parallel parking thing.
768
01:00:59,515 --> 01:01:03,518
Whoa. Parallel parking
is not a thing, understand ?
769
01:01:03,518 --> 01:01:07,523
It's not a feeling,
not a state of mind,
or one of your disco dances.
770
01:01:08,024 --> 01:01:11,026
Yeah.
Get in the car and
don't take it personally.
771
01:01:11,026 --> 01:01:13,028
Okay, Mr. beady.
772
01:01:13,028 --> 01:01:15,534
- Linkavitch Chomofsky ?
- Ugh, ugh.
773
01:01:15,534 --> 01:01:18,036
What are you
lookin' at ?
774
01:01:18,036 --> 01:01:19,538
Ugh.
775
01:01:19,538 --> 01:01:23,043
Get inside the car...
776
01:01:23,043 --> 01:01:26,048
And shoot
your barber.
777
01:01:26,048 --> 01:01:31,055
Contrast this
with Hemingway's
"the sun also rises,"
778
01:01:31,555 --> 01:01:33,055
where the blood sport
of bullfighting...
779
01:01:33,554 --> 01:01:36,559
Is used and
perhaps what --
uh-oh.
780
01:01:39,063 --> 01:01:41,566
Oh God.
Rad mobile !
Rad mobile !
781
01:01:42,066 --> 01:01:45,070
Boys, will you sit down ?
Class ?
782
01:01:45,070 --> 01:01:48,575
You promised me mellow.
This isn't mellow.
783
01:01:49,577 --> 01:01:52,579
Link ! Link !
784
01:01:54,082 --> 01:01:56,085
Dave.
785
01:01:56,586 --> 01:01:58,590
Watch the people !
Grab the wheel !
786
01:01:58,590 --> 01:02:01,088
Okay !
787
01:02:04,094 --> 01:02:07,099
Stone, tell him to stop !
Okay, stop.
788
01:02:07,099 --> 01:02:10,099
Didn't phase him, bro.
Oh shit !
789
01:02:10,099 --> 01:02:13,105
All right, link.
Joke's over. Stop !
790
01:02:13,105 --> 01:02:16,610
- He-e-e-ey !
- Stop that car, young man !
791
01:02:16,610 --> 01:02:20,115
I'm your teacher.
Both hands on the wheel !
792
01:02:24,119 --> 01:02:26,122
Who was that ?
793
01:02:26,122 --> 01:02:28,624
Crosswalk !
Crosswalk !
794
01:02:32,633 --> 01:02:34,634
Close call, buddy.
795
01:02:34,634 --> 01:02:37,135
Hey, buddy !
796
01:02:37,135 --> 01:02:40,138
Hi, Robyn.
Hi, Dave.
797
01:02:41,642 --> 01:02:44,148
Red light !
Red light !
798
01:02:51,657 --> 01:02:53,659
Boom !
Up on two wheels !
799
01:02:53,659 --> 01:02:56,662
I've never seen
anything like this.
I don't teach that.
800
01:02:56,662 --> 01:03:02,168
I got the license plate.
It's e684-257.
801
01:03:02,168 --> 01:03:05,170
You don't have to write
that I left the keys
in the ignition, do you ?
802
01:03:05,170 --> 01:03:07,674
Ow-o-o-o-o !
803
01:03:08,175 --> 01:03:10,678
I think he's got
the hang of it.
804
01:03:15,687 --> 01:03:21,193
That concludes our
parallel parking for today.
Class dismissed.
805
01:03:21,193 --> 01:03:25,198
Link, I think you
just failed driver's Ed.
806
01:03:25,198 --> 01:03:27,200
Hey, link,
wait up.
807
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:29,201
Where are we ?
808
01:03:29,703 --> 01:03:31,706
Great !
809
01:03:31,706 --> 01:03:34,209
♪ Move your body ♪
810
01:03:34,209 --> 01:03:36,210
♪ Move your body
to the rhythm of love ♪
811
01:03:36,210 --> 01:03:38,216
♪ Move your body ♪
812
01:03:38,216 --> 01:03:40,215
♪ Move your body
to the rhythm of love ♪
813
01:03:40,215 --> 01:03:42,722
Hola, mi amigos.
814
01:03:42,722 --> 01:03:47,727
Is it okay if I just
chill upon here ?
Orale.
815
01:03:47,727 --> 01:03:50,733
You wanna be a man,
ese ?
816
01:03:50,733 --> 01:03:53,733
Eventually, yeah.
But I'm almost there.
817
01:03:53,733 --> 01:03:56,238
Look at my patch, bro.
Ohh !
Ooh !
818
01:03:56,238 --> 01:03:59,240
Mucho macho.
Ooh.
819
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:03,245
Oh, this is Tequila ?
820
01:04:03,245 --> 01:04:05,751
Wait,
where's the worm ?
821
01:04:05,751 --> 01:04:07,753
The worm's right there,
ese.
822
01:04:07,753 --> 01:04:10,256
Ut-uh.
I'm a weasel.
823
01:04:12,758 --> 01:04:15,762
A weasel, eh ?
You wanna be
a man, weasel ?
824
01:04:16,261 --> 01:04:18,766
- You wanna be a man ?
- Then drink like an hombre.
825
01:04:18,766 --> 01:04:21,269
No, I can't.
You're showing us
disrespect.
826
01:04:21,770 --> 01:04:23,269
Ah, you guys --
827
01:04:23,772 --> 01:04:26,276
that's disrespectful,
weasel.
828
01:04:26,276 --> 01:04:28,276
Be a man, ese.
Drink it up.
829
01:04:28,778 --> 01:04:30,781
Drink like a man.
830
01:04:30,781 --> 01:04:33,282
You can do it,
weasel.
Bottoms up.
831
01:04:33,282 --> 01:04:35,791
You can do it.
Andale.
832
01:04:38,793 --> 01:04:42,293
Wait.
I otra, otra !
833
01:04:42,293 --> 01:04:46,801
Otra vez, otra vez,
otra vez.
834
01:04:47,301 --> 01:04:48,804
Okay, okay,
stop !
835
01:04:49,304 --> 01:04:51,305
Five more, man.
836
01:04:51,808 --> 01:04:56,313
Weasel, weasel.
Weasel, weasel.
837
01:05:03,324 --> 01:05:05,324
Weasel, weasel.
Weasel, weasel.
838
01:05:05,825 --> 01:05:08,330
Wait, stop.
Dude, do I have
to pay for 'em ?
839
01:05:18,841 --> 01:05:21,346
Hey, stone.
Hey.
840
01:05:21,346 --> 01:05:24,849
Where's link ?
Dancin'.
841
01:05:27,353 --> 01:05:29,856
Cool,
let's go dance.
No, no.
842
01:05:29,856 --> 01:05:33,860
I'm not good.
Let's not dance.
You are too uptight.
843
01:05:33,860 --> 01:05:36,365
I, I just don't
like to dance.
844
01:05:36,365 --> 01:05:38,868
Hey, weasel.
What's happening ?
Hey.
845
01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:41,371
Dave, Enrique.
Hey, man,
846
01:05:41,872 --> 01:05:43,875
you see that
muchacha over there ?
847
01:05:43,875 --> 01:05:46,877
Oh man, yeah.
You see her ?
You see her ?
848
01:05:46,877 --> 01:05:49,381
Don't be lookin'
at her, man !
I'm sorry.
849
01:05:49,381 --> 01:05:51,382
You see her ?
No.
850
01:05:51,382 --> 01:05:54,389
If I see any man
looking at my muchacha,
that man will no longer...
851
01:05:54,389 --> 01:05:57,890
Be recognizable
as a man.
852
01:05:57,890 --> 01:06:00,897
I want you Vatos
to have a good time.
Yeah.
853
01:06:00,897 --> 01:06:03,899
See you later,
weasels.
See ya.
854
01:06:03,899 --> 01:06:07,904
♪ Feel the rhythm
feel the rhythm everywhere ♪
855
01:06:07,904 --> 01:06:11,909
♪ Feel the rhythm
feel the, feel the
feel the rhythm ♪
856
01:06:11,909 --> 01:06:13,911
♪ Move your body ♪
857
01:06:13,911 --> 01:06:16,413
♪ Move your body
to the rhythm of love ♪
Oh !
858
01:06:25,425 --> 01:06:28,432
Chomofsky.
Chomofsky.
859
01:06:28,432 --> 01:06:30,433
Got it.
860
01:06:30,433 --> 01:06:33,937
Chomofsky.
861
01:06:34,937 --> 01:06:39,444
Rabies, distemper,
flea dip.
862
01:06:39,444 --> 01:06:42,447
What is this ?
863
01:06:42,447 --> 01:06:45,452
It's a dog license,
man.
Whoa.
864
01:06:45,452 --> 01:06:47,956
Animal shelter.
865
01:06:49,958 --> 01:06:53,962
What are the
two biggest losers
in school hiding ?
866
01:06:53,962 --> 01:06:58,967
A dog ?
It's not
his license.
867
01:06:59,470 --> 01:07:01,972
Mm-hmm.
868
01:07:01,972 --> 01:07:03,976
Let's get
out of here.
869
01:07:03,976 --> 01:07:05,981
♪ Dance ♪
870
01:07:05,981 --> 01:07:08,983
♪ You know
you really turn me on ♪
871
01:07:10,982 --> 01:07:13,989
♪ Come on now,
honey ♪
872
01:07:14,490 --> 01:07:16,994
♪ You know
you really turn me on ♪
Hey !
873
01:07:16,994 --> 01:07:19,494
♪ Get filled
get filled ♪
874
01:07:19,494 --> 01:07:22,498
♪ And when
when, oh when you do it ♪
875
01:07:22,498 --> 01:07:27,003
♪ Uh-uh-uh-oh
that's the song ♪
876
01:07:48,533 --> 01:07:51,036
Wow ! Wow !
877
01:07:52,038 --> 01:07:56,542
♪ Uh-uh-uh-oh
that's my song ♪
878
01:07:56,542 --> 01:08:00,047
♪ Let's do it
let's do it
you turn me on ♪
879
01:08:00,547 --> 01:08:05,052
♪ Let's do it
let's do it
come on now, sugar ♪
880
01:08:05,554 --> 01:08:08,557
♪ Come on and
just stick it to me ♪
881
01:08:08,557 --> 01:08:12,615
♪ You turn me on
come on now, sugar ♪
882
01:08:34,508 --> 01:08:38,015
You're right, ese.
She's not worth it.
883
01:08:38,015 --> 01:08:42,100
- The Vato's got the point.
- She ain't worth it, homes !
884
01:08:45,104 --> 01:08:47,108
Come here, Vato.
885
01:08:51,613 --> 01:08:53,616
Police.
Immigraci? N.
886
01:08:53,616 --> 01:08:55,619
Let's get
out of here !
887
01:08:55,619 --> 01:08:57,620
Oh shit !
888
01:08:59,124 --> 01:09:03,627
Stone, take Robyn.
889
01:09:03,627 --> 01:09:06,131
Robyn, take stone.
Get him out of here.
890
01:09:06,131 --> 01:09:08,634
I'll meet up
with you guys later.
All right, get out.
891
01:09:09,137 --> 01:09:11,640
Come on, I'll drive.
Link !
892
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:15,144
Link !
893
01:09:15,144 --> 01:09:18,147
The cops are here.
Get down.
894
01:09:18,147 --> 01:09:21,152
Come on.
We're gonna get busted !
895
01:09:21,152 --> 01:09:23,655
You are busted.
Get down, man.
896
01:09:32,667 --> 01:09:35,671
Stoney is the crustiest vato...
897
01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:38,673
I've ever witnessed.
898
01:09:38,673 --> 01:09:43,180
So don't hush his gig,
buddy.
899
01:09:43,678 --> 01:09:45,182
Ow-o-o-o !
900
01:09:52,190 --> 01:09:54,194
Eh, buddy !
901
01:09:54,194 --> 01:09:58,197
Bye, guys.
Drive safely.
902
01:09:58,698 --> 01:10:01,203
Nice element
you're hanging out with.
903
01:10:01,203 --> 01:10:04,705
Who are your friends
in the low-rider ?
None of your business.
904
01:10:04,705 --> 01:10:08,210
Go home.
Huh.
905
01:10:14,218 --> 01:10:17,223
What time do you want me
to pick you up tomorrow night ?
906
01:10:17,223 --> 01:10:20,726
It's the prom,
remember ?
907
01:10:20,726 --> 01:10:23,231
You are just like
everyone else.
908
01:10:23,231 --> 01:10:26,232
All you care about
is what people think.
909
01:10:26,232 --> 01:10:29,237
It's really pathetic.
910
01:10:29,237 --> 01:10:32,242
Hey, watch it.
911
01:10:32,242 --> 01:10:36,747
Matt, I'm not going
to the prom with you.
912
01:10:37,747 --> 01:10:41,753
I wanna go with somebody
who's really cool,
913
01:10:41,753 --> 01:10:45,261
who's not afraid of
being himself or having fun.
914
01:10:49,263 --> 01:10:51,267
Good night.
915
01:10:53,769 --> 01:10:56,271
Who's cooler than me ?
916
01:10:57,772 --> 01:11:01,778
Your phone call.
You got one.
Make it quick.
917
01:11:05,281 --> 01:11:07,288
Thanks.
918
01:11:11,292 --> 01:11:13,794
Matthew Wilson !
919
01:11:14,292 --> 01:11:16,297
Hello.
920
01:11:16,297 --> 01:11:18,300
Robyn ?
Robyn.
921
01:11:18,300 --> 01:11:20,303
Dave, did you guys
get away okay ?
922
01:11:20,803 --> 01:11:22,806
We're in prison.
923
01:11:22,806 --> 01:11:26,810
Look, this is
my one phone call.
924
01:11:26,810 --> 01:11:29,815
I'm using it to ask you
to go to the prom with me.
925
01:11:30,314 --> 01:11:31,816
Just say yes,
okay ?
926
01:11:32,316 --> 01:11:34,321
No.
927
01:11:34,321 --> 01:11:39,327
Why not ?
I wanna go
with link.
928
01:11:39,327 --> 01:11:42,330
What ?
Will you ask link
if he'll go with me ?
929
01:11:42,832 --> 01:11:44,333
You want me to what ?
930
01:11:44,832 --> 01:11:48,338
Look, I'm sorry.
I'll tell you what.
931
01:11:48,338 --> 01:11:50,843
We'll all go.
We'll have a great time.
932
01:11:50,843 --> 01:11:53,845
How about that ?
933
01:11:53,845 --> 01:11:55,848
Dave ?
934
01:12:42,909 --> 01:12:44,910
Hey !
935
01:12:44,910 --> 01:12:47,416
¿¿ C?Mo est? Usted ?
Muy bonita...
936
01:12:47,416 --> 01:12:49,414
Es LA d?A.
937
01:12:49,414 --> 01:12:52,418
Hey, wait.
How was jail ?
938
01:12:52,418 --> 01:12:54,423
Did you meet anyone ?
939
01:12:54,423 --> 01:12:58,427
Hey, wait !
Wait up.
940
01:13:22,459 --> 01:13:26,465
Things just didn't
turn out right.
Ugh.
941
01:13:26,465 --> 01:13:30,470
I mean, I don't
want 'em cuttin' you up
into little pieces.
942
01:13:30,470 --> 01:13:33,471
This is just what's
best for you.
943
01:13:33,471 --> 01:13:35,476
It's best for me too,
all right ?
944
01:13:35,476 --> 01:13:37,477
Here.
945
01:13:40,981 --> 01:13:43,485
For rad mobile.
946
01:13:43,986 --> 01:13:45,488
For rad mobile.
Yeah.
947
01:13:45,987 --> 01:13:47,988
Put 'em
in your pocket.
948
01:13:52,495 --> 01:13:54,499
Don't look at me
like that.
949
01:13:54,499 --> 01:13:58,004
This is just the way
it's gotta be.
950
01:13:58,004 --> 01:14:00,507
Go on,
get out of here.
951
01:14:00,507 --> 01:14:04,512
Go on.
952
01:14:04,512 --> 01:14:08,518
Go on, leave.
953
01:14:08,518 --> 01:14:11,019
Go.
954
01:14:15,025 --> 01:14:17,027
I'm sorry.
955
01:14:19,530 --> 01:14:22,536
Hey, hey, hey !
956
01:14:22,536 --> 01:14:26,035
Talk to me, David.
Let me know what's
going on, man.
957
01:14:26,035 --> 01:14:29,544
What are you doin' ?
I'm letting him go.
958
01:14:29,544 --> 01:14:33,047
What ?
I can't handle him
anymore.
959
01:14:33,047 --> 01:14:36,556
He'll be better off
with somebody else.
No, he's not !
960
01:14:36,556 --> 01:14:38,555
Listen to me.
Call him back.
961
01:14:38,555 --> 01:14:41,560
I can't take it anymore.
I'm not kiddin'.
Call him back.
962
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:43,309
It's time.
I'm serious.
963
01:14:43,309 --> 01:14:45,566
Call him back.
That's harsh.
964
01:14:45,566 --> 01:14:47,568
He's not
my responsibility.
965
01:14:47,568 --> 01:14:50,069
You're the one who weased
off his gig the whole time...
966
01:14:50,069 --> 01:14:53,073
'Cause you thought maybe
he'd get you somewhere.
967
01:14:53,073 --> 01:14:56,078
Now the guy gets a little crusty
and you're gonna bag him.
968
01:14:56,078 --> 01:15:01,084
It's not happenin', Dave.
That's not how it works
with friends, man.
969
01:15:01,084 --> 01:15:04,587
You don't bag your friends
'cause they get in the way,
no matter what, dude.
970
01:15:04,587 --> 01:15:08,593
Like you care ? The only thing
you've cared about is nugs,
chillin' and grindage.
971
01:15:08,593 --> 01:15:12,095
I happen to care
right now.
That's convenient.
972
01:15:12,095 --> 01:15:15,102
You came along for
the ride and let me
do the dirty work...
973
01:15:15,603 --> 01:15:17,605
'Cause you thought it might
work to your advantage.
974
01:15:17,605 --> 01:15:21,108
Those are desperate words
of a loser.
975
01:15:21,108 --> 01:15:24,616
Maybe Matt Wilson was right
about you all along.
Take that back.
976
01:15:24,616 --> 01:15:26,614
No, you take it back.
Take it back !
977
01:15:34,626 --> 01:15:36,629
You're a loser.
978
01:15:39,132 --> 01:15:41,636
- Family !
- All right.
979
01:15:44,638 --> 01:15:48,644
I'm sorry.
Family.
980
01:15:51,649 --> 01:15:54,149
You can let go,
link.
981
01:15:56,654 --> 01:16:00,159
I'm sorry, man.
It's okay.
982
01:16:00,159 --> 01:16:02,660
I don't know
what got into me.
983
01:16:02,660 --> 01:16:04,665
I'm sorry.
984
01:16:04,665 --> 01:16:08,170
I didn't mean it,
stoney.
985
01:16:09,169 --> 01:16:11,675
I'm sorry, bud.
986
01:16:14,677 --> 01:16:16,680
Ow !
987
01:16:26,192 --> 01:16:28,694
You look great.
988
01:16:28,694 --> 01:16:31,199
Have a good time.
You deserve it.
989
01:16:34,700 --> 01:16:39,208
If you touch her ?
Ugh.
990
01:16:39,208 --> 01:16:41,711
You think
they're ready ?
I don't know.
991
01:16:42,212 --> 01:16:43,714
Dave ?
992
01:16:44,215 --> 01:16:45,716
Dave, hey.
993
01:16:46,214 --> 01:16:48,221
Hey.
994
01:16:48,221 --> 01:16:50,723
You're not ready.
995
01:16:50,723 --> 01:16:52,725
I, I can't go.
996
01:16:52,725 --> 01:16:57,230
Of course you can.
Just go upstairs,
put something on.
997
01:16:57,230 --> 01:17:00,737
No, really, I can't.
I'm on probation.
998
01:17:00,737 --> 01:17:02,738
I'm grounded.
999
01:17:04,741 --> 01:17:07,744
Hi, link.
You look great.
Hi.
1000
01:17:07,744 --> 01:17:10,748
You guys go.
Have a good time.
Go on.
1001
01:17:10,748 --> 01:17:13,250
No, no, no.
Come on.
Come on, Dave.
1002
01:17:13,250 --> 01:17:15,255
Go.
Are you sure ?
1003
01:17:15,255 --> 01:17:17,257
Go, have a good time.
Go, link.
1004
01:17:17,257 --> 01:17:20,259
Get outta here.
Have a good time.
1005
01:17:20,259 --> 01:17:23,264
Drive safely.
1006
01:17:23,264 --> 01:17:26,265
God, she smells good.
1007
01:17:29,273 --> 01:17:31,774
To Link.
1008
01:17:31,774 --> 01:17:34,778
May he have a cool time
at the prom.
1009
01:17:34,778 --> 01:17:37,279
Totally, bro,
to linkage.
1010
01:17:40,285 --> 01:17:44,291
There's always college.
1011
01:17:44,794 --> 01:17:47,295
Junior college.
1012
01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:54,303
Link, get down here.
1013
01:17:56,305 --> 01:17:58,309
Give me a boost.
1014
01:18:37,858 --> 01:18:39,863
Whoa.
1015
01:18:48,870 --> 01:18:50,878
Gotcha.
1016
01:18:52,879 --> 01:18:55,881
Dave !
Stoney, come on !
1017
01:18:57,380 --> 01:18:59,889
Hey, what are
you doing ?
1018
01:18:59,889 --> 01:19:02,389
Give me back
those pictures.
1019
01:19:02,389 --> 01:19:04,394
No !
1020
01:19:04,394 --> 01:19:07,898
Hey, get back here !
They took the polaroids.
Uh-oh.
1021
01:19:07,898 --> 01:19:11,902
Come on.
Those are
our pictures !
1022
01:19:24,918 --> 01:19:27,922
It's unanimous.
The vote for prom king...
1023
01:19:27,922 --> 01:19:30,423
Goes to...
Wait !
1024
01:19:31,427 --> 01:19:33,929
What's going on ?
Wait !
1025
01:19:35,934 --> 01:19:37,434
Ugh.
1026
01:19:37,434 --> 01:19:40,940
What are you
trying to do ?
Come on, stop it.
1027
01:19:43,942 --> 01:19:45,946
This is our school,
right ?
1028
01:19:45,946 --> 01:19:47,949
Yeah.
Yeah.
1029
01:19:47,949 --> 01:19:52,954
We have a right to know if
somethin' bogus is goin' down...
1030
01:19:52,954 --> 01:19:54,455
In our school,
right ?
1031
01:19:54,957 --> 01:19:56,959
Yeah.
Right.
1032
01:19:56,959 --> 01:20:00,463
This homey right here
has taken you for a ride.
1033
01:20:02,466 --> 01:20:06,470
His name isn't
Linkavitch Chomofsky,
and he's not from Estonia.
1034
01:20:06,971 --> 01:20:10,476
Matt, will you just
stop this already ?
1035
01:20:10,976 --> 01:20:14,482
Shush !
Trust me.
1036
01:20:14,982 --> 01:20:18,487
They've all
been lying to us.
1037
01:20:18,487 --> 01:20:20,992
But I found out.
1038
01:20:20,992 --> 01:20:23,492
I know the truth.
1039
01:20:23,492 --> 01:20:26,999
Do you wanna know
the truth ?
Yeah !
1040
01:20:27,499 --> 01:20:31,002
Do you want to know
what he really is ?
1041
01:20:31,002 --> 01:20:33,005
Yeah.
Yeah.
1042
01:20:33,005 --> 01:20:35,008
Tell us the secret !
1043
01:20:37,009 --> 01:20:39,015
He's a caveman.
1044
01:20:43,521 --> 01:20:46,021
No. No !
1045
01:20:46,021 --> 01:20:48,525
Look, he's a freak !
1046
01:20:52,530 --> 01:20:56,036
- I got pictures !
- No !
1047
01:20:56,036 --> 01:20:58,537
See ?
Let me see
those pictures.
1048
01:20:58,537 --> 01:21:01,042
Give me back those pictures.
Give me those !
1049
01:21:01,042 --> 01:21:03,545
- No !
- Dave !
1050
01:21:06,549 --> 01:21:09,051
Hmmmm.
1051
01:21:09,051 --> 01:21:11,053
What are you doin',
fag ?
1052
01:21:24,069 --> 01:21:26,570
Go, go, go !
1053
01:21:34,084 --> 01:21:36,084
Watch, watch, watch.
1054
01:21:44,597 --> 01:21:46,599
Uh-huh.
1055
01:21:49,604 --> 01:21:53,108
Shush !
1056
01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:03,621
♪ Ow ♪
1057
01:22:13,132 --> 01:22:16,636
♪ She likes to feed the monkey
she likes to feed the monkey ♪
1058
01:22:16,636 --> 01:22:20,142
♪ She likes to feed the monkey
she likes to funky ♪
1059
01:22:20,142 --> 01:22:24,646
♪ So gather 'round and
let me tell ya all a story ♪
1060
01:22:24,646 --> 01:22:27,650
♪ About a boy
and his monkey ♪
1061
01:22:28,153 --> 01:22:31,656
♪ He's got that kind of monkey
that the girls wanna know ♪
1062
01:22:32,158 --> 01:22:35,160
♪ He likes to take his monkey
every place that he goes ♪
1063
01:22:44,672 --> 01:22:47,674
Ow-o-o-o !
1064
01:22:47,674 --> 01:22:51,682
♪ Hey, ho
just say the monkey ♪
1065
01:22:51,682 --> 01:22:54,684
Watch this.
Okay.
1066
01:22:54,684 --> 01:22:58,693
♪ I didn't really know
how you get so hungry ♪
1067
01:22:58,693 --> 01:23:02,694
♪ I'd like to know
would you be my monkey ♪
1068
01:23:02,694 --> 01:23:05,699
♪ Monkey likes to do
the wild thing ♪
1069
01:23:05,699 --> 01:23:07,705
♪ My monkey don't scratch
my monkey don't bite ♪
1070
01:23:07,705 --> 01:23:09,704
♪ My monkey
don't swing in no tree ♪
1071
01:23:09,704 --> 01:23:11,706
♪ My monkey don't trick
my monkey don't fool ♪
1072
01:23:11,706 --> 01:23:13,709
♪ My monkey
be swingin' with me ♪
1073
01:23:13,709 --> 01:23:15,714
♪ My monkey don't freak
my monkey don't hit ♪
1074
01:23:15,714 --> 01:23:17,713
♪ My monkey don't
wear no cape ♪
1075
01:23:17,713 --> 01:23:19,214
♪ You can tell when my monkey
wants to eat ♪
1076
01:23:19,214 --> 01:23:21,721
♪ 'Cause he turns into
a big ol' ape ♪
1077
01:23:47,753 --> 01:23:49,253
What you did
was pretty cool.
1078
01:23:49,752 --> 01:23:53,261
Who cares about cool
anyway, right ?
Right.
1079
01:23:53,261 --> 01:23:57,265
There's one really cool
thing I wanted to show you.
1080
01:23:57,265 --> 01:23:59,266
What ?
1081
01:23:59,266 --> 01:24:01,770
This.
1082
01:24:12,784 --> 01:24:15,789
Oh, Dave !
Hey, buddy.
1083
01:24:39,820 --> 01:24:42,322
It's your cave nug.
1084
01:24:42,322 --> 01:24:43,324
Ugh.
1085
01:24:45,326 --> 01:24:48,331
- Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha !
- Ow-o-o-o-o !
1086
01:24:51,835 --> 01:24:56,840
Yeah !
Ow-o-o-o !
1087
01:24:58,344 --> 01:25:00,348
Oh yeah !
1088
01:25:00,348 --> 01:25:03,569
Yeah, buddy.
She is so greasy !
1089
01:25:03,569 --> 01:25:05,569
Duh-h-h-y !
Ah ! Hey.
1090
01:25:05,569 --> 01:25:09,825
Buddy,
ow-o-o-o !
1091
01:25:10,274 --> 01:25:12,159
Yeah !
1092
01:25:18,586 --> 01:25:21,590
I'll be ba-ack !
1093
01:25:22,091 --> 01:25:24,092
♪ Wow ♪
1094
01:25:27,098 --> 01:25:30,600
♪ Oh yeah, stoners ♪
1095
01:25:31,103 --> 01:25:33,104
♪ What's up, bro
ow-o-o-o ♪
1096
01:25:33,104 --> 01:25:36,611
♪ Buddy, fiesta ♪
1097
01:25:47,622 --> 01:25:50,125
♪ Do you need a woman
got the look in her eyes ♪
1098
01:25:50,125 --> 01:25:54,130
♪ Wanna cut me down to size
show me what you're gonna do ♪
1099
01:25:56,133 --> 01:25:58,137
♪ It's true ♪
1100
01:25:59,637 --> 01:26:02,142
♪ Who's that gorilla
standing by your side ♪
1101
01:26:02,142 --> 01:26:04,144
♪ Oh no
that must be your bride ♪
1102
01:26:04,144 --> 01:26:06,650
♪ You wouldn't be
with such a fool ♪
1103
01:26:07,650 --> 01:26:09,651
♪ Or your mama too ♪
1104
01:26:12,151 --> 01:26:15,158
♪ There's somethin' over here
I want you to see ♪
1105
01:26:15,158 --> 01:26:18,160
♪ There's a party
but it isn't for three ♪
1106
01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:21,166
♪ Get all this straight
between you and me because ♪
1107
01:26:21,166 --> 01:26:25,673
♪ Oh no
you're invited but
your friend can't come ♪
1108
01:26:27,172 --> 01:26:32,178
♪ Whoa no no
come on, baby
gonna have some fun ♪
1109
01:26:32,178 --> 01:26:34,183
♪ Wow ♪
1110
01:26:39,689 --> 01:26:42,190
♪ Heartbreaker, yeah
you came for the show ♪
1111
01:26:42,190 --> 01:26:46,196
♪ But little did you know
you'd end up in the spotlight ♪
1112
01:26:48,199 --> 01:26:50,203
♪ Well all right ♪
1113
01:26:51,706 --> 01:26:54,709
♪ Come on, babe, won't you
show me what you got ♪
1114
01:26:54,709 --> 01:26:56,708
♪ Ready or not
I want to ♪
1115
01:26:57,211 --> 01:26:59,213
♪ Here we go ♪
1116
01:27:00,215 --> 01:27:02,218
♪ Oh no ♪
1117
01:27:13,230 --> 01:27:16,236
♪ I'm makin' plans
for the rest of the night ♪
1118
01:27:16,236 --> 01:27:19,239
♪ So tell your Father
that he better not bite ♪
1119
01:27:19,239 --> 01:27:22,243
♪ My jaws are bigger
and I'm ready to fight ♪
1120
01:27:22,243 --> 01:27:25,244
♪ So come on, come on, come on
give it up tonight ♪
1121
01:27:25,244 --> 01:27:31,755
♪ Whoa no
you're invited but
your friend can't come ♪
1122
01:27:31,755 --> 01:27:36,262
♪ Whoa, no no
come on, baby
gonna have some fun ♪
1123
01:27:37,764 --> 01:27:43,771
♪ Whoa no
you're invited but
your friend can't come ♪
1124
01:27:43,771 --> 01:27:49,274
♪ Whoa, no no
come on, baby
gonna have some fun ♪
1125
01:27:49,274 --> 01:27:52,281
♪ We're gonna have some fun ♪
1126
01:27:52,281 --> 01:27:55,287
♪ We're gonna have some fun ♪
1127
01:27:55,787 --> 01:27:58,287
♪ Wow, have some fun, baby ♪
1128
01:27:58,287 --> 01:28:01,292
♪ Oh but you can't come ♪
1129
01:28:01,292 --> 01:28:03,297
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
1130
01:28:03,799 --> 01:28:06,299
♪ Wow ♪♪
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