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Previously
on Overcompensating...
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I'll leave first, and
then no one will see us.
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Fuck this place.
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Everyone's gonna
read these slides.
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{\an8}"Cleveland
Steamer fan. Orphan slut."
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- I feel I should tell Grace about Peter.
- Please don't.
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College hasn't been good. I caught
feelings for this straight guy.
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Oh. He's cute.
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I'm really sorry, Benny.
That day, I misread things.
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You didn't
misread anything.
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Peter doesn't have
a job. He lied.
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♪ You never doubted it
you're so proud of it ♪
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♪ You straight shouted
it you sold out of it ♪
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♪ You couldn't care less
you're like a kid, yes ♪
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Okay. Um, what do you
think of this one?
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I think my short film is done.
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Love it. So professional.
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- And I think it's an A.
- Oh, my gosh.
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- You wanna see it?
- I can't wait.
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- This is the world premiere.
- Yes, yes, yes.
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"Rib dollar sign."
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- It's ribs. It's just ribs.
- Okay.
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Start from the top.
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♪ The drink you
spilt all over me ♪
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- Hmm.
- Right?
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♪ "Lover's Spit"
left on repeat ♪
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♪ My mum and dad
let me stay home ♪
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It's you.
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- Wow.
- You like it?
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Who all is this being shown to?
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My film class and professor.
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- Hmm.
- And, I mean, I don't know.
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Maybe, like, shorts
festivals at some point.
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Mmm. Okay.
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- You hated it.
- No! No, no, no.
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Oh, my God, it's horrible.
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- No, it's heady.
- Oh.
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Like, you're not gonna get
it the first time you see it.
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- Okay, do you wanna watch again?
- No, no.
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Oh. Okay.
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Let me put, uh, film director
under my list of failures.
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- Benny.
- Econ.
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Uh, Miles.
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Flesh & Gold.
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Well, not Flesh &
Gold. You quit them.
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Yeah. I did.
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I wish I could've been there
when you told them to fuck off.
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Yeah.
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Should we celebrate
after our morning exams?
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Um...
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I can't. I'm hanging
out with George again.
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Are you guys butt buddies now?
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Um, no. And don't say that.
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I'll add that to my list.
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- Yeah.
- Alongside fag hag.
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Ooh. Said it again.
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Hmm.
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Your sister's really funny.
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- Is she?
- Mm-hmm.
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You two text now?
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- A little.
- Oh, I hate that so much.
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But she's not gonna like me when she
finds out I fucked her boyfriend.
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I feel so guilty.
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You know, when Michael died I realized
all my friends were because of him.
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And once he wasn't there,
they were all gone.
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I'm just afraid of
that happening again.
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That will never happen again.
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The
truth killed everyone.
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I'm practicing
for my Spanish final.
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- Oh.
- I thought you spoke Spanish?
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I do, but what was that?
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Well, that was my
easy A. Okay, great.
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Well, I have this
final in ten minutes.
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I'll get to add it to the list.
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And your final exam begins now.
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Intro to Spanish.
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{\an8}Translate. Soy de
la región costera de Florida.
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{\an8}I am
from the mountains of Florida.
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{\an8}I am from
an island off Florida.
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{\an8}I am from come out on campus
and watch everyone treat you differently
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{\an8}after you've spent a
semester being someone else."
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"Identify
the paintings below."
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I should stay with him.
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People think we look good together.
I mean, we do look good together.
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Like, ultimately,
a nice painting.
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Or just end it.
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The Xbox thing. Tatiana Del Rey?
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She was clearly someone
that he had had sex with.
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Or what if it was just
an Internet thing?
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Like, they fucked in the game.
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Is that a thing?
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It seems like something
incels would do.
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Why?
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Answer the following prompt.
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Do we really have free will?
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And are you gonna tell Grace you fucked
her boyfriend and liked it, slut?
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What would global
justice look like?"
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"Provide one positive
and one negative impact
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women in the workplace
have had on capitalism."
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Um, who gives a fuck?
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The dean knows I did the leak, and
I am getting expelled after this.
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No job, no fucking school.
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This was supposed to be the best
year of my fucking life. Fuck.
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{\an8}Transfer
so you never see Miles again."
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Bueno.
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{\an8}Stop lying
to Carmen about quitting Flesh & Gold
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and just do it, you fucking
coward, shit-fuck, fake friend!"
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Fake friend!
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Madam Dean...
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I sincerely apologize if my
actions have in any way...
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Spare me the pathetic
practiced apology.
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And don't manspread
in my office.
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Shut 'em.
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Candy shop is closed.
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"Nipples too big.
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Ugly mom.
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Orphan slut."
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You Flesh & Golders
proud of yourselves?
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Your PowerPoint leak has
violated our code of conduct.
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Let me walk you through what my
last couple of weeks have been.
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I've gotten calls from CNN, from
MSNBC, Fox, Good Morning America.
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Do you know how big
this story has gotten?
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Because I do.
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We are finally in the national
conversation, stinky boy.
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Yates is having her moment!
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{\an8}Rolling Stone.
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{\an8}"Oink, oink, elitist pigs
at Yates University."
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{\an8}Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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{\an8}"Flesh & Gold, an ultra
exclusive secret society."
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{\an8}Ultra exclusive.
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{\an8}I wanna go there.
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You understand?
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This many people have never
been interested in this school.
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We could even make the US News
Top 50 Universities of the Year
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from all this buzz.
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Hey, step aside, Miami
University, Ohio.
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Mama Yates is here to stay!
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Now with this scandal...
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I get to say the word scandal.
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I'm a real dean now, goddamn it.
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And you're real too, Peter.
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I've spent this whole
morning reading your file.
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You don't belong here.
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Of course you don't,
any more than I do.
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But because of what
you did, it's our time.
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We get to take what we deserve.
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- So, Dean Ballick...
- Please.
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Jessica.
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Am I not in trouble?
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What did bitch say?
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We are fucking Gucci!
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- What? Oh!
- Yes!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Dude, I thought she
would shut us down.
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My dad and Harvey already
dug up things from her past.
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- Harvey!
- He found a lot.
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Dude, she was happy
I leaked the slides.
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Bitch said she was getting calls
from news outlets around the world.
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- Oh, shit. Barstool?
- One can only hope.
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God, that's bucket
list shit right there.
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Dude, you're so fucking smart
for doing that shit, Pete.
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- Damn! Fuck! For real.
- Yeah, I stay winning, baby!
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And you know what?
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I ain't done either. Nah.
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I'm not fucking
close to being done.
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I'm gonna go to New York, I'm
gonna meet with Hawksworth.
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I deserve that job. It's mine!
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- Fuck yeah, baby. Fuck yeah!
- Yeah.
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I fucking need you with
me in NYC next year, baby.
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I can't believe what
I'm about to say but...
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you gotta do the Caesar
Ceremony without me.
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Nah, man.
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- Yee. Yee.
- Nah. Nah, Pete.
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Stop talking brazy,
dawg. You're Keeper.
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No, I know. I know I am, but
you know my pick for Caesar.
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And I'm about to talk
real brazy right now.
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You're gonna do the
ceremony in public.
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Like in front of people?
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That's what public means, dawg.
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- No masks.
- No fucking masks.
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- Raw-dog.
- Let it all out.
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- We stay fucking winning, baby!
- Yeah!
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Hi.
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- Oh. Hi.
- So what's up?
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Okay, um... Hmm.
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- You know Peter.
- You know what's so weird?
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He texted me to say that he's
going to New York City for the day.
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- That's so random.
- Right?
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Um... But there's something
I need to tell you. I...
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Carm. Did you take my meds out of this
pocket when I let you borrow this?
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I didn't even know
it had pockets.
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I remember when I tried it on, I
was like, "This is really cute,"
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then I saw the pockets and
was like, "It's a done deal."
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But my performance enhancers
were in the pocket.
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- Oh, shit.
- What?
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I think it came out in the wash.
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Why would you wash my dress?
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Because you let me borrow it?
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Who washes their friends'
clothes when they borrow them?
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Carm, I really,
really needed my meds.
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I thought you were done
fucking girls over.
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- I'm so sorry.
- It was clearly just a mistake.
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Can you relax?
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Yeah, Grace gets it.
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Mistakes happen and I feel
terrible about mistakes.
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Thank God Grace gets it.
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But this little mistake
is gonna make me bomb
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my Experimental Methods in
Biophysical Chemistry final.
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- Wait, why?
- Carm, I have ADHD.
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Why do you think our dorm has a
bathroom? 'Cause I'm disabled.
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- Then wouldn't you have a prescrip...
- No.
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You really fucked me on
this one, girlfriend.
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You know what? Maybe
you're not my girlfriend.
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No, no. I am. I am
a great girlfriend.
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I'm a friend to many a girl.
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I'll make this right. I'll
replace all your meds.
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During finals? Babe,
that's mission impossible.
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Watch me.
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There she is.
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Miss Tatiana Del Rey.
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That's her alter-ego.
Miss Tatiana Del Rey.
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{\an8}...and I only came once.
Also, I'm unfriending you. Sashay away.
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I have to go.
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We'll talk later?
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On your feet, mama. My
meds aren't gonna find you.
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I got this.
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Watch me!
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♪ Gucci Gucci, Louis
Louis Fendi Fendi, Prada ♪
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♪ Them basic bitches wear that
shit so I don't even bother... ♪
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Carmen.
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I know you. What's up?
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I need some uppers to
get me through an exam.
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And you came to me? For drugs?
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Well, you were one of
those people that lied
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to get extra time on the SATs,
so one might assume that...
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I didn't lie, Carmen. I had
PTSD from a fender bender.
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Words got all twisted up for me.
Still struggle with it every day.
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So you don't have anything?
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No, of course not.
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Just, like, Vicodin. Percocet.
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Mexican OxyContin from
my family's Cabo trip.
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Oh, I also have lean, I think?
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Jesus. Bye, Emma.
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Emily. Tell Benny I say hi.
245
00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:35,487
How did the Spanish final go?
246
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,073
I killed them all.
247
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,199
Muy bien.
248
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,576
- Yeah.
- Wow.
249
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,621
- Just this?
- Yeah, just the coconut water.
250
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,373
Um, this will be $19.50.
251
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,916
Perfect. Should I
just keep the change?
252
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:51,168
- Yeah. I hate coins.
- Yeah.
253
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,213
Obviously.
Who doesn't?
254
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,716
I'm sorry, rich kids have no
idea how much things cost here.
255
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,427
It's the fucking best.
256
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,387
Um, any word from Sammy?
257
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,223
- Several words.
- Mm-hmm.
258
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:04,890
And a dick pic.
259
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:05,975
- No.
- Yes.
260
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:07,977
- Aw, your first dick pic.
- Yeah. Yeah.
261
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,728
Oh, my God. Okay, well,
I don't wanna see that,
262
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,063
- 'cause that's his privacy.
- Of course.
263
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,982
But you're just gonna have
to show that to me right now.
264
00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:15,110
- Of course.
- Actually, pull that out. And show me.
265
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,194
- Whoa!
- Right?
266
00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,488
Oh, my God, corn-fed Idaho.
267
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,865
Oh, my God.
268
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:22,658
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- It's gorgeous.
269
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,035
- Muy grande.
- Yeah. Exactly.
270
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,871
So what now? Like, do I...
271
00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:29,875
I don't wanna send one
back. It just feels too...
272
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,960
Too what?
273
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,044
I don't know. Not me.
274
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,464
So then what is you?
275
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,133
- I don't...
- Boom, bitch.
276
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,426
Fucking suck my dick.
277
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,760
Dad's credit card.
278
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,554
Oh, shit. Bento?
279
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,847
- Yeah.
- What's up, bro?
280
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,765
- I didn't know you worked here.
- Oh, I don't.
281
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,310
Oh. What are you...
282
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,730
Oh, you just hanging
with your friend?
283
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,524
You guys friends?
284
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,445
No.
285
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,572
No. Um, I was just
getting a muscle milk.
286
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,741
Oh, cool. Cool. Um...
287
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:07,162
Hey, you know, I haven't seen
you at F&G in, like, a while.
288
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,831
Started to seem
like maybe you quit.
289
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:16,086
No. No way. No way.
290
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,338
Good. That's good.
291
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,341
You know what, actually,
I'm glad I caught you.
292
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,884
'Cause I got some great
news for you, Benny baby.
293
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:25,513
- Peter decided you are gonna be Caesar.
- What?
294
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:26,847
Aw, are you guys doing theater?
295
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:29,141
No, what the fuck? No,
no. Like, we do, like...
296
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,560
Look, every year
during, like, finals,
297
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:35,314
we do this, like, Caesar Ceremony
where we honor the Alpha Freshmen.
298
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,815
Obviously.
299
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,901
You're the Alpha.
300
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,443
You're the fucking Alpha.
301
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,070
It was always you, right?
302
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,863
- Fabulous.
- That's really an honor, but I...
303
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:46,116
- I wouldn't know what to do or say.
- Ah, dude, there are cue cards.
304
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,409
Memorizing is so fucking gay.
305
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,455
So, look, go get a fucking toga
on and meet us in the quad.
306
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,289
- All right?
- Yeah.
307
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,583
- All right? Come on. Yeah.
- Yeah, you're the man.
308
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,211
- Caesar up.
- Atta boy. Okay.
309
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,757
These beef sticks?
310
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:02,883
- Mm-hmm.
- Three of them?
311
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,969
- Yeah.
- Fifty dollars.
312
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,096
Each.
313
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,767
Thanks for sitting down with me today.
And I appreciate your time. I ran here.
314
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,561
I know you and your
bank buddies said no,
315
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:16,272
that there's no way I can compete with
the other guys interviewing for this job,
316
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:19,024
but that's a fucking mistake,
man. That's a fucking mistake.
317
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,985
That's the greatest
mistake of your life, baby.
318
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,362
'Cause I'm a fucking
winner, okay? I'm a winner.
319
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,073
I got ideas for 30 businesses
and three apps, okay?
320
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,701
Drinks o'clock. It's a
sobriety tracking app, okay.
321
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:29,827
Shark Bank.
322
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,203
It's a high-interest
savings account
323
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,497
and all the proceeds go
towards ocean conservation.
324
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,916
Uber, but for
gay guys. All right?
325
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,377
I'm on the pursuit of happiness
326
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:42,507
and I know everything that shines
ain't always gonna be gold, yeah.
327
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,302
I'll be fine once I get it.
328
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,137
I'll be good.
329
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:48,805
I'll be good.
330
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:53,267
Full fuck yes. Full fuck yes.
331
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:54,852
You are such a fucking
culture fit here, dude.
332
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,895
- Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.
- You got courage, you got grit,
333
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,980
you got determination.
334
00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,315
Fuck what anybody else said,
335
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,358
I'm gonna do everything to
get you that job, all right?
336
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,777
'Cause you and me, we're the same.
'Cause we don't waste fucking time
337
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:06,655
with shit that doesn't matter. We're too
busy out fucking getting what's ours.
338
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,866
I haven't brushed my teeth in two
fucking years. Do you know why?
339
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,159
'Cause it's a fucking
waste of time.
340
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,244
Come back in ten
days. Santa Con.
341
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,038
I'll introduce you to the
whole team, all right?
342
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,914
You're gonna meet them,
we'll seal the fucking deal.
343
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,459
- Fuck yeah.
- You are the culture here, dude.
344
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:21,295
- Charlie! Charlie!
- You are the fucking culture here, bro!
345
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,421
- Fucking Santa Con.
- Yes!
346
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,048
It's fucking
Christmas time, baby!
347
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:27,344
- Santa Con! Santa Con!
- Let it snow! Santa Con!
348
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,769
Hi, do you have any...
349
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,103
- Oh, my God.
- Carmen.
350
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,106
- Hey.
- I am so glad it's you.
351
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,941
Please tell me you
have ADHD meds.
352
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,903
No, sorry. Neither the
disease nor the cure.
353
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:49,114
Fuck. I
fucked up, Miles.
354
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,241
- What's happened?
- Well, for starters,
355
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,618
I destroyed a friend's drugs.
356
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,828
- Benny's?
- No. No.
357
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,789
He has one coffee and
he says he's buzzing.
358
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,211
Has Benny said anything
to you? About me?
359
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:06,298
Miles. Miles. Miles. Miles.
Miles. Miles. Miles. Miles.
360
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,384
No.
361
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,135
Like what?
362
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,930
It's just... It's been since, like,
Halloween and he won't text me back.
363
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,516
And we were supposed to do our
final Film project together, right,
364
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,726
and... and he just
fully ghosted me.
365
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,311
Might have dodged a
bullet on that one.
366
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,813
I don't have a lot
of friends here.
367
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,108
And I'm starting to feel like
I kind of fucked this up.
368
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:27,987
I feel that. I fucked
up two friendships.
369
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,783
I'm starting to think the reason
my brother was my best friend
370
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:36,203
was because he literally had no
choice but to hang out with me.
371
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,831
I always see you with people.
372
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,126
So, I don't know what
you're talking about.
373
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:48,216
Maybe forget texting and try
talking to Benny in person.
374
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,427
Yeah. Cool. Okay.
375
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:54,054
Um... I'll try at
the Caesar thing.
376
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,806
- Huh?
- Flesh & Gold.
377
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,267
We're doing this
idiotic Caesar Ceremony.
378
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,727
But Benny quit.
379
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,062
I don't think so.
380
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:03,565
He's Julius Caesar.
381
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:11,488
Boys. Today marks a new
day for Flesh & Gold.
382
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:15,034
As you all know, this ceremony is
usually reserved for the house.
383
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,455
But today, it's
time we come out.
384
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,958
- Take your masks off.
- What?
385
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,002
Brother Pete made the brilliant
decision for us to go public,
386
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:29,465
so we're about to become the
most famous secret society
387
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:30,758
in the fucking world.
388
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,634
- Yeah.
- Let's do this shit raw-dog.
389
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,389
Are we... Are we sure?
390
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,017
I feel like the masks
are pretty dank...
391
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:43,562
Like... ...I feel like we
should keep the secret and mystery.
392
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,647
Mystery's gay. Now,
look, our Keeper is out
393
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,525
handling some big
fucking business,
394
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,529
so he's entrusted me
to crown Benny Scanlon
395
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,739
as this year's fucking Caesar.
396
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,830
Let's go fucking blow the
lid off this bitch! Let's go!
397
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,419
Uh, Benny, just wait.
398
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,046
Oh, sorry, Miles. I just feel
like it's not a good time.
399
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,964
Did I do something
to piss you off?
400
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,175
No. No. I'm just like...
It's... I'm busy,
401
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:16,553
- and, yeah, now I'm Caesar, so...
- Yeah, and I'm Brutus. So...
402
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:17,889
Course you are.
403
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,765
What?
404
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,767
- Nothing.
- Okay, look, uh...
405
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:25,604
Clearly, something's going on here. I'm
just... I'm trying to understand it,
406
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,940
and I'd rather we can hang out
and maybe talk about it, you know?
407
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:31,527
Uh... Yeah, maybe. I mean, we're
not dating, dude.
408
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,279
Right. Yeah. It's just...
409
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:36,950
You're my only friend here.
410
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,327
I miss you, Clark.
411
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:45,165
Hey. Hey. Let's fucking
go. Come on. Come on.
412
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,251
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Come on.
413
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,088
Greetings, plebeians.
414
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:55,677
You may not know, but
we are Flesh & Gold.
415
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,555
All right,
next card. Next card.
416
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:04,142
Uh...
...tradition. Family. Legend.
417
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,894
Today we knight our Caesar.
418
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,938
Hail Caesar!
419
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:17,155
♪ Yeah, yeah, I handle
biz let's go get it done ♪
420
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,282
Yeah!
421
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,492
♪ I didn't come to
play, I came to win ♪
422
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,704
♪ I'm the real deal and
you can see it too ♪
423
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,456
♪ I will never lose
how it feels... ♪
424
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:28,626
Yeah. Get down, dawg.
425
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,258
You. Benny Scanlon.
426
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,928
You have been deemed the truest
reflection of our ideals.
427
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:43,515
A future leader. The Alpha.
428
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,318
Centurions. Bow before me
429
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:57,196
and prepare for the
baptism by beer.
430
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,128
Oh, fuck! Fuck!
431
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:15,632
Oh, fuck!
432
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:26,183
Please her! Please her!
Pussy eater! Caesar! Caesar!
433
00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:28,978
Oh, shit! Cleveland steamer!
434
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,463
What the fuck am I doing?
435
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:58,758
Benny, what the fuck?
436
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,010
I quit.
437
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,348
I fucking quit.
438
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:09,643
Fuck you, man.
439
00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:10,728
Fuck you, Gabe.
440
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,646
Fuck all of you.
441
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:15,775
You're fucking unworthy. You
ungrateful piece of shit.
442
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,654
The fuck do we do now?
443
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,823
Fuck it, go deeper. Go deeper!
444
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,835
- Hi.
- Julius Caesar. What an honor.
445
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:37,005
Please let me come in.
446
00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:41,967
I'm sorry I lied
about Flesh & Gold.
447
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,093
I just don't get it.
448
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:46,221
You're supposed to be my friend, not
fucking the air with them in a toga.
449
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,641
I know. And I hate them.
450
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,518
- And I hate public theater.
- Everyone does.
451
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,061
- I wanted to quit.
- I'm sure you did.
452
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:54,479
No, I did. I did, Carmen.
453
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,107
I just...
It's so much change,
454
00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:59,860
and I just wanted one
thing that wasn't new.
455
00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:01,153
That I hadn't fucking failed at.
456
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,865
Why all the lies, Benny?
After all they said about me.
457
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,367
I matter.
458
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,369
- I should matter to you.
- You do.
459
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:12,957
I'm not just some given who's always
gonna be here while you lie to my face.
460
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,251
All you do is lie to me.
461
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,170
And not the big one. I
know that doesn't count.
462
00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:23,008
What counts is that you
are never honest to me.
463
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:25,845
I'm so sorry. And I'm not...
464
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:31,184
I'm just, like... I know
I'm a fucking coward.
465
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,978
I did quit.
466
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:37,815
You know, for what it's
worth, I did quit. Just now.
467
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:39,776
Fuck.
468
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:43,695
You did?
469
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,073
Yeah.
470
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:47,616
Why?
471
00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:49,494
Because I couldn't do
it in front of you.
472
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:53,163
Because I can't do it in front of
you. That's kind of the problem.
473
00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:54,247
Do what?
474
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:57,460
The whole... The whole show.
475
00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:03,174
The whole straight, perfect...
whatever the fuck this is.
476
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,468
Yeah. Can't do it
in front of you.
477
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:08,888
Which sucks.
478
00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:16,645
Because I'm really starting to think I
am better at being in the closet. Yeah.
479
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:18,397
You've had more practice.
480
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:21,818
Yeah.
481
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,784
What if people won't
love me anymore?
482
00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:34,830
I love you.
483
00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:36,541
Yeah, and look how I treat you.
484
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:41,294
I'm a
shitty fucking friend.
485
00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:42,629
I'm a shittier friend.
486
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,675
I fucked your sister's boyfriend, and
I didn't have the guts to tell her.
487
00:23:46,676 --> 00:23:50,304
And Hailee, I gave her Charli
ticket away to some random freak.
488
00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:54,224
I told someone that broke
your heart to go talk to you.
489
00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:56,226
Fuck you for that.
490
00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:58,186
I deserved it, because I...
491
00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:02,607
I made someone who's lactose
intolerant lie in a milk bath
492
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,609
for my final film project.
493
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,027
Maybe I just should've told you
494
00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:08,947
that me sitting in milk was
a horrible idea for a film.
495
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:13,411
God. We are some shitty
best friends. Fuck.
496
00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:17,707
Did you just call
me your best friend?
497
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,001
Yes.
498
00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:24,212
Okay. Then we have to keep
being shitty best friends.
499
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,381
- Mmm.
- Because who else is gonna love us?
500
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:30,845
Oh! Oh, girl. No one.
501
00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:34,389
I'm looking around. It's
really not looking good.
502
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:37,058
And I just need you to
lie, like, 50% less.
503
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:40,854
- Like, take the current amount of lies.
- Totally.
504
00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:42,272
Let's do half.
505
00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:43,608
Yeah, I can do that.
506
00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:49,779
Also, um, I looked up what
I was saying in español...
507
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:50,864
Mmm.
508
00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:55,327
...and I have threatened
the lives of so many people.
509
00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:57,037
Today.
510
00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:59,456
- Yeah, I'm a campus terrorist.
- Mm-hmm.
511
00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:04,586
Oh, no. Wait, wait,
wait. No, no, no, no, no.
512
00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:07,172
You're pregnant. I'll help
you raise it. I'll drop out.
513
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,548
No. No.
514
00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:12,677
I'm sorry I didn't get your
drugs in time for your exam.
515
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,804
Oh, my God. I'm still that girl.
516
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:17,182
Finished in 40 instead of ten, but
just don't let it happen again.
517
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,600
Never.
518
00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:20,518
You guys wanna get blackout
and go to the Bader party?
519
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,270
- Yes.
- Yes. Please.
520
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:24,481
Okay, and I really
mean this with kindness
521
00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:27,735
but, like, you have to change, because
I've never seen anything uglier.
522
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,571
Well, well, well.
523
00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:33,448
Mimi at Bader house?
524
00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:35,033
Now I've seen everything.
525
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:38,036
Grace not wearing Brandy Melville?
Now I've seen everything.
526
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,371
Oh, fuck you, bitch.
527
00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:41,373
- Missed you.
- I missed you.
528
00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:42,457
Wait.
529
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:45,962
Look. Um, before
we go in, I just...
530
00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:49,881
You know, I've never been
to a party like this before.
531
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,634
I don't wanna do something
to embarrass you.
532
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:55,428
Like I embarrassed you at
your big adult dinner party?
533
00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:59,224
Yeah, my big adult dinner party
where Ronnie invited three of her exes?
534
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:00,475
We definitely know
how to pick 'em.
535
00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:03,979
Oh, well. Her cactus
fell off a shelf,
536
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:07,524
- so she had an emergency therapy session.
- Okay.
537
00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:11,486
- I fear that she may be deeply unhinged.
- Yeah.
538
00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:13,405
She asked me for
$3,000 last week.
539
00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:16,366
It's kinda nice to hear that
women can be insufferable too.
540
00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:18,201
Absolutely, that's
feminism, baby.
541
00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:20,829
Are you still gonna do the
radio show next semester?
542
00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:22,748
What do you think?
543
00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:26,084
Bella, where the hell
have you been, loca?
544
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:28,253
- Where have you been, loca?
- Oh, my God!
545
00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:29,964
Slow down.
546
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,805
Are we just leaving
the golf cart?
547
00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:42,934
- Do you know this band? Fuck yeah!
- Yeah, I do!
548
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:45,771
♪ ...that hate me the most
oh, yeah, I hate you too ♪
549
00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:49,441
Where's the fucking bathroom?
550
00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:50,525
Bottoms up.
551
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:53,737
♪ ...that just want to talk
shit I hate you too... ♪
552
00:26:56,032 --> 00:27:00,618
♪ To all the high class ass
that's too hard to pass ♪
553
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:01,704
Bye!
554
00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:04,498
Finish it. Finish
it, you little bitch.
555
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:06,916
Hi, I'm...
556
00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:09,712
- Bebe. From Candid Campus.
- Couture. Can I please take your photo?
557
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:12,089
- You fucking better, bitch.
- Yes.
558
00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:17,844
♪ Ten in the morning and
I'm skipping breakfast ♪
559
00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:19,054
Hey, open the door.
560
00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:20,513
Hey! Oh, let me in.
561
00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:23,350
Yo, where is she?
562
00:27:23,351 --> 00:27:25,477
Oh, there she is!
563
00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:28,438
One guy, no bitches.
That's a bad ratio, Pete.
564
00:27:28,439 --> 00:27:31,108
Grace. Baby.
565
00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,526
This week has tested me in ways
566
00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:36,321
that I never thought a man like
me could be tested in these ways.
567
00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:41,159
The fucking dean let me off. Didn't
care that I leaked the slides.
568
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,621
And they're gonna fucking
hire me at Hawksworth.
569
00:27:44,622 --> 00:27:47,457
I just... I
fucking... I just went in there,
570
00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:50,377
I sat down with Charlie, and I said,
"You're gonna fucking hire me,"
571
00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:52,504
and he fucking
hired me.
572
00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:55,673
I'm going to Santa Con with him.
They said I'm a culture fit.
573
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,343
Yeah, of course you are. And
I bet that room smelled great.
574
00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:02,430
Okay, joker. All
right. Move, I'm coming in.
575
00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:04,099
- No.
- No?
576
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:05,935
We are so deeply done.
577
00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,438
- Oh, we're done?
- Yeah.
578
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:13,066
- You're just gonna break up with me again?
- Yeah.
579
00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:14,610
You'll just come back.
580
00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:17,488
You know why? 'Cause
you're a fucking nobody.
581
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,534
Fuck you, Peter. And fuck you
for all that shit you wrote.
582
00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:27,957
Right.
583
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:32,795
You know I fucked her, right?
584
00:28:35,464 --> 00:28:37,007
Yeah. I do.
585
00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:39,760
You do?
586
00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:42,346
You are Tatiana Del
Rey, aren't you?
587
00:28:42,847 --> 00:28:46,058
- Oh, my God, Grace. I am so sorry.
- Not right now.
588
00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:50,520
You are so fucking pathetic.
589
00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:52,230
You had to fuck a freshman?
590
00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:55,526
I can't believe I changed, like,
everything about myself for you.
591
00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:59,363
You're at a fifth grade reading level,
and your dick doesn't even work.
592
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:02,866
And now you're gonna go be, like,
a big finance guy in New York?
593
00:29:02,867 --> 00:29:04,868
You know that involves
some math, right?
594
00:29:04,869 --> 00:29:07,029
And I'm not gonna be there
to do your homework for you.
595
00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:11,167
God, you're dumb.
You're dumb, Peter.
596
00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:15,545
And now I don't have to walk around
campus wearing fake eyelashes.
597
00:29:15,546 --> 00:29:18,506
I looked like a fucking
Vegas showgirl all semester.
598
00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:20,592
Oh, sorry, is that it? Are you
done with your little speech?
599
00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:22,135
Hey, fuck you. Fuck all of you.
600
00:29:22,136 --> 00:29:24,220
I'm better than fucking all
of you. And you know what?
601
00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:26,264
I'm gonna have a better
future than all of you.
602
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,433
Except Bento, right?
603
00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:32,020
Because Bento's fucking Flesh
& Gold, and you bitches aren't.
604
00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:34,356
I quit.
605
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:38,068
- Quit?
- Earlier today.
606
00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:42,656
Et tu, Brute?
607
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,118
I made you fucking Caesar.
608
00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:47,703
Peter.
609
00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:50,581
I don't want to be you.
610
00:29:51,332 --> 00:29:52,416
Jesus.
611
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:55,147
Hey, you think you're
taller than me?
612
00:29:58,297 --> 00:29:59,423
Yes.
613
00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:23,739
- Grace, I wanted to tell you...
- How many times?
614
00:30:25,199 --> 00:30:28,202
Actually, I don't even care. I mean,
fuck you, Carmen, but I don't care.
615
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:30,829
You knew, didn't you?
616
00:30:33,374 --> 00:30:35,416
Benny, if one of my friends
fucked your girlfriend,
617
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,002
I would have at least told you.
618
00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:42,258
I need a sec.
619
00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:46,220
Carmen.
620
00:30:46,971 --> 00:30:48,556
Carmen, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
621
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,516
Oh, absolutely-the-fuck not.
622
00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:55,270
No, no, um... I
want to apologize.
623
00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:56,521
- No. No, thanks.
- Um, I'm so...
624
00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:58,982
- No, please. I... George.
- No. You know,
625
00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,526
you're kind of a bad guy, Benny.
626
00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:05,573
And you're right.
We aren't friends.
627
00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:08,993
I wonder if you'll
ever say it out loud?
628
00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:10,911
Say what?
629
00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:14,748
You're gay.
630
00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:42,818
Fuck.
631
00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:51,784
Hey. Hey, hey. You okay?
632
00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:55,247
Yeah, no, I'm great. It's
been a fucking perfect night.
633
00:31:56,457 --> 00:31:58,292
Me too. Um...
634
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:04,131
Fuck. Today, I put on this toga, and
I sprayed a bunch of people with beer.
635
00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:05,841
And, uh...
636
00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:10,346
It's embarrassing, I'm at this party
and, um, I'm just sat by myself, so...
637
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:20,648
Okay. Why are you
even in Flesh & Gold?
638
00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,817
I feel like you're
better than that.
639
00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:27,071
Maybe.
640
00:32:27,905 --> 00:32:29,985
Like, isn't that
just what this school is?
641
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,577
Yeah. Yeah, like, why
the fuck did I even come here?
642
00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:37,831
I should've just stayed at
home, uh, and gone to uni there.
643
00:32:41,335 --> 00:32:42,503
London?
644
00:32:43,212 --> 00:32:44,504
What gave it away?
645
00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,299
Yep.
646
00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:49,760
What about you?
647
00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:53,222
New Jersey.
648
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,139
It's cool.
649
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,517
Yeah, it's the coolest.
650
00:32:57,518 --> 00:33:01,397
And, for the record, I think there's
more here than just Flesh & Gold.
651
00:33:02,231 --> 00:33:03,232
I do.
652
00:33:04,775 --> 00:33:07,111
And I'm glad you came.
653
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:10,989
Really?
654
00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:26,505
Carmen?
655
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:31,343
Really?
656
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,221
Benny.
657
00:33:34,847 --> 00:33:36,056
Benny. Wait.
658
00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:38,266
It was literally nothing.
659
00:33:38,267 --> 00:33:41,227
Why would you do that? You're
a shitty fucking friend.
660
00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:42,520
Don't say that.
661
00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:45,898
No, you are. I assume you're
just gonna fuck him, right?
662
00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:49,610
Oh, 'cause I'm such a slut?
I just fuck everybody?
663
00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:50,862
You fuck everybody's boyfriend.
664
00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:52,740
And you want to fuck
everybody's boyfriend.
665
00:33:54,158 --> 00:33:55,159
What?
666
00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:02,416
There you guys are.
667
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:05,127
Wait, what? Are
we out of chasers?
668
00:34:11,425 --> 00:34:12,468
Go pick some up.
669
00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:38,826
♪ You never doubted it
you're so proud of it ♪
670
00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:41,746
♪ You straight shouted
it you sold out of it ♪
671
00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:44,540
♪ You couldn't care less
you're like a kid, yes ♪
672
00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:47,418
♪ You think it's endless
endless, endless ♪
673
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:50,213
♪ You think you started
this it doesn't bother us ♪
674
00:34:50,214 --> 00:34:53,132
♪ No clue about it no,
you never knew about it ♪
675
00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:55,802
♪ You need the spotlight
you need to sit tight ♪
676
00:34:55,803 --> 00:34:58,763
♪ You want a real fight, ah-ah ♪
677
00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:06,764
♪ Set, set that crown
on the ground and-ah ♪
678
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:18,534
♪ Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
ah-ah-ah-ah ♪
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