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SONG: ♪ I'm going up the country
Baby, don't you wanna go? ♪
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(WOMAN PANTS)
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♪ I'm going up the country
Baby, don't you wanna go?
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♪ I'm going to some place
where I've never been... ♪
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(COUGHS)
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♪ Before... ♪
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(THUD!)
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Hey. Can you hear me?
(CELESTIAL MUSIC)
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Are you OK?
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(SPRAY SQUIRTS)
(GASPS)
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Ooh!
What the fuck?!
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Who are you?!
Where am I?
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I said, who are you?
I'm Charlie...
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Answer me!
Stop!
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What are you doing?
Stop!
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(HISSING NOISE WITHOUT SPRAYING)
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Wait, Fig!
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Guy, I'm not gonna tell you how to do
your whole water torture thing,
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'cause who am I, a white man,
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to tell you, an empowered black man,
how to interrogate?
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But maybe we should let her answer.
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Shut your hole. She's my prisoner.
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Prisoner?! What is this?
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Some kind of... some kind
of snuff film?
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Some kind of weird
interracial snuff film?
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It's not a snuff film.
You're not even tied up.
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Actually, you're free to go.
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No, she's not!
Didn't you hear what I just said?
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(SPRAYS)
Hey! Hey! Stop it!
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Alright, stop! Stop!
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Argh!
(SHOUTS)
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Guy! Guy! Not the hair.
Guy, Guy, that's enough.
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(PANTS)
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(BIRD CALLS)
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Help me.
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Come here, bub. You're safe now.
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Where am I? How'd I get here?
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You don't remember?
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CHARLIE: Hey! That's my car!
Those are my things!
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Those are my clothes!
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Wait, where's my phone?
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I need my phone. Where's my phone?
It's OK. Relax.
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I'm Kelly
and this is my fiance, Lionel.
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Welcome to Eden 2.
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Eden 2? Are you a cult?
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Hey, we're not a cult.
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We're preppers.
Preppers?
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We're a self-sufficient community
prepping for the end of the world.
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Like Armageddon?
'Armageddon' ready for anything!
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Get it?
You're serious.
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KELLY: Deadly serious.
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Global wars, civil wars,
nuclear wars, race wars,
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alien invasion, overpopulation,
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bushfires, tidal waves,
climate change, supervolcanoes.
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And don't forget, the four horsemen
ushering the apocalypse
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as the sun becomes black
like sackcloth
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and the moon becomes like blood
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and the stars of the sky fall
upon the earth.
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It's a personal favourite. Hey?
You are a cult.
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This has happened before.
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The sun became sackcloth?
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What? No.
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Not their gammon horsemen nonsense.
Hey.
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But an apocalypse.
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1788, when the First Fleet invaded.
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End of the world.
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CHARLIE: Hold on.
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You seriously can't be prepared
for all those things?
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That's why we're called preppers
and not unprepareders.
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Ugh!
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Duh.
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Here, eat this. You'll feel better.
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Mmm.
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Wait. I think I'm gonna be sick.
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Where's the bathroom? Ugh!
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(THEME MUSIC)
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(BIRDSONG)
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Thomas?
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(GRUNTS)
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You are enough.
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You are enough. You...
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Oh, my God, you can't breathe.
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VOICEMAIL: This is Thomas.
Leave a message at the...
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(BEEP!)
Hi, Thomas. It's me again.
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WOMAN: Yeah, we just gotta get it
to the left.
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MAN: Morning, Charlie.
That's it.
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Do you like the new poster?
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Good morning.
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Bianca Vita Extrait de Parfum.
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(SNIFFS) Oh, I love this!
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Yes, that's Sophie's.
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You know how she is with her
Bianca Vita Extrait de Parfum.
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Mm. (CHUCKLES)
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Alright, people, back live in five.
CHARLIE: You are enough.
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You are enough.
..four, three...
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Good morning. It's January 25.
And I'm Sophie McNamara.
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And I'm Charlie Smallwood,
joining you this morning as we...
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We wake up Australia.
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(CHEESY MUSIC)
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(TOILET FLUSHES)
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Ah!
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(BEEP!)
'Agent of Truth'.
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Podcast episode 197.
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I'm your host, Kirby X.
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What are you doing?
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As usual, 'Agent of Truth' comes to
you from an undisclosed location...
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It's a portable toilet.
You can't prove that.
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(TOILET FLUSHES)
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I'm joined by Eden 2's interloper,
Charlie Smallwood.
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I'm not Charlie Smallwood.
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Yes, she is.
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Charlie's a co-host
on 'Wake Up Australia',
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where she brainwashes the masses
with corporate propaganda.
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She's a catfish working for the
corporate capitalist necktie cult.
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'Agent of Truth' is brought to you
by 5G-BioShell.
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OK, I'm not Charlie Smallwood.
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Charlie Francis Smallwood.
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DOB - 3 September 19...
You got that from my car!
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Charlie's here to record
some kind of TV expose.
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No, I'm not!
Then what are you doing on our land?
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I'm not on your land.
This is my land. Now, let me out!
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Get yourself out.
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Oh, let me out!
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(BOTH ARGUE)
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(BOTH WOMEN SCREAM)
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Alright, get off.
You're squishing me.
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Alright, I kind of like it.
We don't get...
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(GROANS) Gosh.
We're out.
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Wow! That could've been
pretty disgusting.
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Lucky I was walking by.
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Not now, 'Pantene Pro-V'.
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What do you mean
'your land', Smallwood?
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I own this land and I do not give
any of you permission to be here.
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What about me?
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Especially not you.
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Well, if this is your land, how come
we've never seen you here before?
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Because maybe you weren't
prepared for me.
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Now, look, just tell me
who's managing this mission
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and we could get this
all sorted out, OK?
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Thank you.
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Charlie.
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I've been expecting you.
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A 10,000-year lease.
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Yes.
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But I'd be surprised
if we'll even need 10% of that
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with the way the world's been going.
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And you did this deal with my nan?
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Was this before or after
she went into the old folks home?
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Before, of course.
(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY)
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But she never mentioned you or Eden
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or a legally binding
10,000-year lease
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or prepping.
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Here, Charlie, I've been asked
to read this to you aloud.
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"My dearest Charlie,
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"I always hoped you'd find your way
to Eden 2.
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"If you are hearing this letter
read aloud by Uncle Monty,
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"then you've made it.
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"As you know, survival as First
Nations people is our strength.
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"So I hope you can join Monty
and the preppers of Eden 2
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"in ensuring the continued survival
of Aboriginal people.
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"Love, Nanna.
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"PS. Whatever you do,
don't tell your mum.
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"PPS.
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"Seriously, do not tell your mum."
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You're saying that my nan gave you
a 10,000-year legally binding lease
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for the continued survival
of Aboriginal people?
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Yes.
Half of Eden 2 aren't even black.
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Doomsday prepping isn't cheap.
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Besides, it makes it easier to decide
who gets eaten first.
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(LAUGHS)
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Doesn't seem legal.
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I could challenge you in court,
you know.
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Let me see that lease.
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See for yourself, Charlie.
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This isn't fair.
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Fair as a blackfella's bum.
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My nan used to say that.
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I know.
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Look, Monty,
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I didn't come here for this
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and I don't plan to stay.
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I just want my land back.
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Charlie, we're Aboriginal people.
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We all want our land back.
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(DIDGERIDOO MUSIC)
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RAP SONG:
♪ These beats got us outta control
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♪ Dance around
like you never get old
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♪ Breaking and popping
and my boys pop locking
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♪ Got us feeling
like we outta this world
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(SINGS IN ABORIGINAL LANGUAGE)
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♪ Go hard, never lay back, lay back
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♪ Too real,
can't fake that, fake that
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♪ Smile for the 'gram
like take that, take that... ♪
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, my God!
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Shit! Where is it?
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Where is it?
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I know you're there.
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No, you don't.
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Idiot.
Psst! What are you doin'?
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I'm looking for my phone.
I can't leave without it.
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Be careful, Charlie.
Why?
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There's booby traps everywhere.
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I lost a bear trap around here
sometime.
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Uh... Guy, is it?
Sup?
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OK, Guy, do you have a phone?
I need to call myself.
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Hey, don't be snooping
on my selfie game.
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VOICEMAIL: "Hi, you've reached
Charlie Smallwood..."
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Shit! I'm out of battery.
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Dammit.
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Deadly, huh?
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Not the bear trap.
Me. Like, I'm deadly.
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Deadlier than the bear trap.
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Like, 'deadly' in, like... like,
OK, how blackfellas say 'deadly'.
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Like, "Deadly!" Not, like, gammon.
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Like, 'deadly, ' like in, like,
Steven Seagal in 'Under Siege 2'.
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You know, they got the sword
and, like, he's on the train
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and he's like, "I'll kill you, man."
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Yours are so perfect.
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KELLY: Sometimes I miss
three-ply toilet paper.
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(CHUCKLES)
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What are these?
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They're REMs - ready-to-eat meals.
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Monty got them for a bargain.
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"Best before 1948."
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Everyone, I have an exciting
announcement to make.
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As per the wishes of Charlie's nan,
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she will be joining us
in the Eden 2 prepping community.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. Monty...
(OTHERS COMPLAIN)
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I just wanna get it, then leave.
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One at a time!
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Look, I'm not here to invalidate
anyone's right to be heard.
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Shut up, Fig.
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But I wanna welcome Charlie
to Eden 2.
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Wrong! As chief of Eden 2 security,
we need to be wary of outsiders.
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Yeah.
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Plus, we're only as strong
as our weakest link,
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and I'm already carrying Jayden.
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Hey!
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We don't know what
Smallwood's intentions are.
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Look at her, all vajazzled.
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TikToking in her Twitter-tocracy.
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She could be wearing a wire.
OK, I am not wearing a wire.
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Then strip.
Yes!
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ALL: Strip. Strip.
Strip. Strip. Strip.
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Strip. Strip.
No.
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Strip. Strip. Strip. Strip. Strip.
Strip. Strip. Strip. Strip. Strip.
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No, no, no, no.
Strip. Strip. Strip.
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Listen.
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You are very distracting.
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I have no intention of joining
your little community.
252
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,719
I'm just here to stay on my land
253
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:02,479
till I can get my phone and find
an alternative place to stay.
254
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:06,479
Where's your family, Charlie?
Can't you stay with them?
255
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,759
No. I tried.
256
00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:09,159
What about your friends?
No.
257
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,719
Boyfriend? Husband?
258
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:11,720
Girlfriend? Partner?
259
00:13:11,721 --> 00:13:13,919
Asexual? Polyamorous?
260
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,399
Perhaps she's polyandrist.
261
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,039
How many brother husbands
have you got, sis?
262
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,159
She seems too secretive
to be polyamorous.
263
00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,039
It's none of your business, OK?
264
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,959
Wow. Nobody loves you.
265
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,079
ALL: Ohhhhh!
266
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,999
Charlie...
So sad.
267
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,439
Sad? Sad?!
Hey!
268
00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:34,279
That's a bit rich coming from you.
From all of you!
269
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,479
Hey, I know,
let's do a little experiment.
270
00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,599
I love experiments!
Great.
271
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,159
Let's go around the table
and you can each tell me
272
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,199
how you think the world will end.
Ready?
273
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,559
Zombies.
Global warming.
274
00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,319
BOTH: The Rapture.
Governmental overreach.
275
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,199
White people.
MONTY: All of the above.
276
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,679
And maybe even an 'astranoid'.
See?
277
00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:53,359
You can't even agree
on the most basic thing.
278
00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:56,119
The difference is
I don't think aliens
279
00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,079
or tsunamis or Jesus is coming.
280
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,159
But if they did, I wouldn't wanna
spend the rest of my life
281
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,639
in a snuff film dungeon
282
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:06,919
eating gross turnips like a gross
mole person like the rest of you!
283
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,480
Hey!
284
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:15,119
CHARLIE: You are unique.
You are special.
285
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,680
You are, uh... enough.
286
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:23,439
You are... enough.
287
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,759
I'm not enough.
288
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:27,599
You are... not.
289
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,439
This is bullshit.
290
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,919
Sonofabitch, it's bullshit!
291
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,999
This is bullshit! It's bullshit!
292
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,399
(SHOUTS)
293
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,959
Fucking bullshit!
294
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:40,400
(SERENE MUSIC PLAYS)
295
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:53,879
'Agent of Truth 197', continued.
(CHARLIE SHOUTS AND SCREAMS)
296
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:57,279
Who can pinpoint the root cause
of Smallwood's fear?
297
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,599
Is it trouble at the TV network?
298
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,359
Or fluoride in the water?
(SCREAMING)
299
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,359
Or perhaps she's finally discovered
300
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:07,959
that identity politics
is a construct of oppression,
301
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:14,119
invented by alien reptoids in order
to divide humans and conquer them?
302
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,639
All equally likely.
303
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,199
(PANTS)
304
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,359
(GAME BLEEPS)
305
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,199
Great show today, babe!
306
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,839
I've been calling you all day.
307
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,159
I've been busy.
308
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,359
Morning shows do not executive-
produce themselves, you know.
309
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,119
Well, speaking of the show.
310
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,359
I was thinking that tomorrow...
311
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,759
You mean Australia Day?
312
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:40,360
I was thinking I could do a piece
to camera about invasion.
313
00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:46,240
Whoa, Charlie. Come on, invasion?
314
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,559
Hear me out -
315
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:52,559
an on-air editorial about
what Australia Day really means.
316
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,119
Since when have you been political?
317
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,519
Well, since I've been Aboriginal.
318
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:57,919
Isn't that enough?
319
00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:02,199
Like, being an Aboriginal person on
mainstream television is a statement.
320
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,839
"If you can see it, you can be it."
Who said that?
321
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,119
Me.
You.
322
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:09,399
And if you can hear it, you can
say it. I have to say something.
323
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,959
You're putting me in a really
awkward position here, Charlie.
324
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,839
What, as my fiance or as my boss?
325
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,039
Both, babe.
326
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:19,159
Four years I've turned up
and played along
327
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,839
because you convinced me I should.
328
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,599
This year it changes.
329
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,399
I'm not doing
any Australia Day coverage
330
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,399
unless I can do my editorial.
331
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,759
It's either both or neither.
332
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,839
Fine. Don't do either.
333
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,919
Fine!
334
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,839
Wait. Charlie, stop. Don't go.
335
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,559
There's nothing left to talk about.
336
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,759
We don't need to talk exactly.
337
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,159
Why don't you lock
that door behind you?
338
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,279
Because you are sexy
when you're angry.
339
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,599
How about we have a quickie
like we used to?
340
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,479
Have a quickie
with yourself, Thomas.
341
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,799
What? Again?
(DOOR CLOSES)
342
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,999
LIONEL: A-one, two, three, four.
343
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,799
(SINGS) ♪ Don't you know
that the end's a comin'
344
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,879
♪ It's comin'
345
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,879
♪ But it all won't be doom and gloom
346
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,719
♪ No, no, no
347
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,159
♪ And even though
we're gonna end up dyin'
348
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,759
♪ End up dyin'
349
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:13,159
♪ Everyone we know will be dyin' too
350
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,519
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
351
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:15,839
Lawyers!
MEN: Dead!
352
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:16,840
Cops!
Dead!
353
00:17:16,841 --> 00:17:19,079
Freaky politicians!
Dead!
354
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,239
Whitefellas, migaloos, gubbas!
Dead!
355
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,559
Plumbers!
Dead!
356
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,719
Coffee guy!
Dead!
357
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,839
Everyone we know!
Dead!
358
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,799
♪ Don't you know
that the end's a comin'
359
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,759
♪ It's comin'
360
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:33,679
♪ But it all won't be doom and gloom
361
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,079
♪ No, no, no, no
362
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,399
♪ And even though we'll end up dyin'
363
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,639
♪ Dyin'
364
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,879
♪ Everyone we know will be dying too
365
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:43,880
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
366
00:17:43,881 --> 00:17:45,199
Lawyers!
Dead!
367
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,559
Cops!
Dead!
368
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,799
Freaky politicians!
Dead!
369
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:49,999
My TV show - dead!
Dead!
370
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000
Ex-fiance!
Dead!
371
00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:52,399
Hippie mum - dead!
372
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,479
Coconut dad - dead!
373
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:57,080
My dad's stupid white family - dead!
(GUITAR PLAYING STOPS)
374
00:17:58,440 --> 00:17:59,919
That's a lot of baggage, sis.
375
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:03,519
♪ Why can't we all just get along? ♪
376
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:07,039
And now this moment - dead.
Thanks, Fig.
377
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:11,439
As we discussed, while you were
sobbing uncontrollably in your car,
378
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,079
we all came to a compromise.
379
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,279
We'll allow you to stay at Eden 2...
380
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:20,320
Only if you complete
the Eden 2 challenge course.
381
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,199
CHARLIE:
Wait, that wasn't there an hour ago.
382
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,599
There's just the one thing
I forgot to mention, Charlie.
383
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,519
In honour of your nan's wishes,
384
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:33,479
and to respect Fig
as our newest member,
385
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,519
it's either you or Fig.
386
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,960
I don't have to prove
anything to any of you.
387
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,799
I'm not doing it.
388
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,640
I am so honoured.
I won't let the tribe down.
389
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,239
MONTY: There you are. It's done.
390
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,959
Tomorrow you face your destiny.
391
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,439
Destiny.
392
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,759
Alright, everyone, to bed!
393
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,279
Goodnight.
'Night.
394
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,999
CHARLIE: But it's only 8pm.
395
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,679
Late, I know.
396
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,360
(SNORES)
397
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,199
(MOANS)
398
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,360
(GASPS)
399
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,919
Are you watching me sleep?
400
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,039
I'm just making sure you're OK, sis.
401
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,279
I'm fine.
402
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,760
And I don't need a babysitter.
403
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,919
Uh, can I ask you
a question... Jayden?
404
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:23,920
Yeah, OK.
405
00:19:23,921 --> 00:19:25,439
You're not like everyone else here.
406
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,399
You know, you're not,
like, a total weirdo.
407
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,799
What are you doing?
408
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:33,319
The revolution is gonna happen
one day and we need solidarity.
409
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:36,439
It's called self-defence.
Self-defence?
410
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:40,559
Yeah. Colonise me once,
shame on you.
411
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:43,840
Colonise me twice, shame on me.
412
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,279
Yeah, whatever.
413
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,839
Just quit watching me sleep, OK?
414
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,160
OK.
415
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,959
(KELLY LAUGHS)
416
00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:00,279
(KELLY MOANS AND GROWLS)
(LIONEL SNORTS)
417
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,759
Hey! Excuse me?
418
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,799
Whoa. Nothing below the waist.
419
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,519
OK, swear to God. God, I swear, God.
420
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,919
What are you doing?
421
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,399
Saving ourselves for marriage.
No, not that.
422
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:14,040
Kelly and I, we have lived
very, very, very sinful lives.
423
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,439
Charlie, have you heard
the good word
424
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,439
of our Lord Saviour Jesus Christ?
425
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,759
That's not my thing.
426
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,559
It wasn't really our thing
until we hit rock bottom.
427
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,839
I was actually rock top.
428
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,079
We were each at our lowest ebb,
429
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:32,439
drenched in sweat
and bodily fluids and...
430
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,039
That's when Jesus came.
431
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,799
Hard.
Ohhh!
432
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,479
We knew we needed to change
our way of life,
433
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,719
so we chose to be reborn.
434
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,319
As virgins.
Mmm.
435
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,039
Waiting to relose our virginities
after marriage.
436
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,559
So that it can be special.
(LAUGHS)
437
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,439
Again. For the first time. Again.
438
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,799
And again.
And again.
439
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,959
And again.
So you two have never...
440
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,079
With each other?
No. No, no, no, no, no.
441
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,199
Huh!
442
00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,800
OK. Well, uh, good luck with that.
443
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:05,519
In the meantime,
please stop guarding me as I sleep.
444
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,439
I know what you're doing.
445
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,840
(KELLY AND LIONEL MUMBLE)
446
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,599
Hey!
(GASPS)
447
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,479
Sorry.
Oh, my God. OK, enough!
448
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:21,479
I'm an unfit millennial
with no core strength.
449
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,319
I'm not going to do anything.
450
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,839
Girl boss, I found your phone.
451
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,639
Wait, you did?
Yeah.
452
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,599
It took me a few hours... in the dark.
453
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,519
And I cut myself
and I think it's infected,
454
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,039
but I found your phone.
455
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,320
OK, I don't need to hear
your life story. Give me.
456
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,279
Great. The battery's dead.
457
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,479
You could've at least
charged it, Fig.
458
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,640
Sorry.
459
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,919
'Night.
460
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,400
This is so annoying.
461
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,600
OK.
462
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,960
(KEYS JANGLE, ENGINE STARTS)
463
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:04,080
(MULTIPLE BEEPS)
464
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,119
VOICEMAIL: Charlie. It's Thomas.
465
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:11,239
Listen, you need to turn yourself
in to the police right now.
466
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,640
(GASPS)
They're gonna find...
467
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,560
(TURNS ENGINE OFF)
468
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,440
(BIRDSONG)
469
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,959
(FIG GRUNTS)
470
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,759
I knew she didn't have the guts.
471
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:36,479
If it's alright with you guys,
I still want to run the course.
472
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,999
I reckon I can beat Guy's record.
473
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,279
You think you've got
the big googalas, huh?
474
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,719
I think I've got normal testicles
but a positive attitude.
475
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:43,959
That's not enough.
476
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,080
Hey! Look!
477
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,560
What the fuck is she wearing?
478
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:55,479
(PANTS)
479
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,999
What are you all looking at?
480
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,999
You never seen a well-dressed,
depressed Aboriginal woman
481
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,559
who's come to prove herself
482
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,599
to a bunch of weirdos
she doesn't even respect
483
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,679
and run that rickety lawsuit
waiting to happen
484
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:10,039
just because she has
nowhere else to go?!
485
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,279
Yeah. Yeah.
486
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,679
Yeah!
Yeah.
487
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,159
OK.
488
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,719
Right.
489
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,279
Now, imagine this.
490
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,239
The world's ended.
491
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:27,999
You're surrounded by starving gubbas
who wanna eat your precious meats.
492
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:34,080
You need to run through the decaying
remains of white civilisation.
493
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,519
Fig, you first. You ready?
494
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,879
So ready!
495
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,679
Go.
(BLOWS)
496
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,879
SONG: ♪ Let's fly
497
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:49,600
♪ I will see you on the other side
498
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:56,440
♪ I am your night, girl,
rip my heart out
499
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:03,360
♪ Darkness falling
Yet another night
500
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:09,920
♪ Come on, Lost Boys,
let's stay alive... ♪
501
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,719
Yo!
Oh!
502
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,519
A new world record!
Yeah!
503
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,160
Whatever! Time doesn't count.
504
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,439
Charlie, you're next.
505
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,439
You ready? Set. Go!
506
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,399
(SHOUTS)
(BLOWS)
507
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,119
Go, Charlie!
508
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:32,120
(DETERMINED MUSIC)
509
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,319
Ohh!
(MUSIC STOPS)
510
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,800
Ugh! Fudge.
511
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,240
Ow.
512
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,560
OK, not doing that.
513
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,719
Screw you. You're dead!
514
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,399
(KOOKABURRAS LAUGH)
515
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,639
(GROANS)
516
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,999
(SEESAW CREAKS)
517
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,400
Fuck!
518
00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,680
OK.
519
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,079
OK.
520
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,080
Ow.
521
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,440
(GROANS) Yeah.
522
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,400
Over.
523
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,520
(STRAINS) Under.
524
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:19,800
(GRUNTS)
525
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,319
(PANTS)
526
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:24,479
Oh!
527
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,160
Yeah.
528
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,719
Didn't... didn't think
I could make it, huh?
529
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,119
Fig, Charlie, give them a moment.
530
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,319
(ALL WHISPER)
531
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,639
OK, given that you both
completed the course,
532
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,319
we have concluded... it's a tie.
533
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,639
And in the event of a tie,
534
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,360
we feel that we have the final say.
535
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:49,399
We want Charlie to stay.
Yeah!
536
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,319
Wait, what?
Yeah. Wait, what?
537
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,800
Guys, I've tried so hard to fit in.
Yeah?
538
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,959
Please don't kick me out.
Look, I don't even need a bed.
539
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,880
I can just sleep on, you know, the
cold concrete floor of the bunker.
540
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:06,199
Lionel, you know you're my
number one favourite Aboriginal.
541
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,039
I'm not Aboriginal. I'm Sri Lankan.
542
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,999
Really? Does Kelly know?
Of course I know.
543
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,839
Jayden, mate, I am just like you.
544
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,119
I'm Irish!
We're the blacks of Europe!
545
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:19,999
No, you're white and I'm black. And
what you just said is problematic.
546
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,279
Listen, Fig,
if this was a zombie apocalypse
547
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,759
and you were bit,
you'd want a mercy kill, yeah?
548
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,999
Well, I'm gonna give it to you.
549
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,839
You're annoying and we hate you.
550
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,519
Is that true?
Yeah.
551
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,159
Mm-hm.
552
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,759
Alright.
553
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,840
(SAD MUSIC)
554
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,879
(THWACK!)
(FIG SCREAMS)
555
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:56,919
Ah, that's where my bear trap is!
Who's hungry?
556
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,039
Oh, yeah. I'm starving.
I am.
557
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,680
FIG: I'm OK. I'm OK.
558
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,719
CHARLIE: I miss Nan.
559
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,879
Can't believe she kept
she was a prepper from me.
560
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,639
We all have our secrets.
561
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,800
We're all trying to survive
something, Charlie.
562
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,919
Why are you being so nice to me?
563
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:22,039
Well, Eden was built on the idea of
rebuilding from the ashes.
564
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,960
It's our motto. Patent pending.
565
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,999
Monty, I'm not like you.
566
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,439
Any of you.
567
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,480
I'm just staying here until...
568
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,880
..until I don't need to.
569
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:43,599
SONG: ♪ There's a new world
coming... ♪
570
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:44,600
(WOMAN LAUGHS)
571
00:27:44,601 --> 00:27:48,959
♪ And it's just around the bend
572
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:53,439
♪ There's a new world coming
573
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:57,879
♪ This one's coming to an end... ♪
574
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,119
THOMAS: Charlie!
575
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,559
Can we talk?
576
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,519
Yeah, sure.
577
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:06,639
Look, I should never have
put you in a position
578
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,799
where you felt like
you had to decide
579
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,119
between Australia Day
and your identity.
580
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:14,599
So I just want to say
I'm... I'm sorry.
581
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:19,759
Oh! Oh, wow. Uh, thank you, Thomas.
582
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,439
I am so excited to do the editorial.
583
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,439
I've got all these ideas...
Oh, babe, no.
584
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,399
You... you can't do the editorial.
585
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,239
It's too... it's too divisive.
586
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:31,759
But Sophie's gonna be a good ally
587
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,959
and she'll just host
the whole show by herself.
588
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,839
So it's fine. It's fine.
589
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,319
What?
590
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,279
Actually, it was Sophie
who suggested
591
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,600
that I... I should apologise.
592
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,239
Bianca Vita Extrait de Parfum.
593
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,560
Hmm? What?
594
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,239
I said I'll do it.
595
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,879
You'll do what?
596
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,999
I'll do the Australia Day show.
No editorial at all.
597
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,639
You will? Really?
Yeah.
598
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,599
I mean, what could
possibly go wrong?
599
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:05,359
(LAUGHS) That's my girl. Yes!
600
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:09,439
♪ Yes, a new world's coming... ♪
(SCREAMING AND SHOUTING)
601
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:13,559
♪ The one we've had visions of... ♪
602
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,519
THOMAS: Charlie,
what have you done?!
603
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,799
Oh, babe. Someone call the police!
604
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,759
♪ Coming in love... ♪
605
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,599
Charlie!
606
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,959
Oh, my God! Everything's on fire!
607
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,199
♪ Coming in love
608
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,399
♪ A new world's coming
609
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,999
♪ Coming in love
610
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,719
♪ A new world's coming
611
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,279
♪ Coming in love
612
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,239
♪ A new world's coming
613
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,600
♪ Coming in love... ♪
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