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All right! Check on...

I think it's pretty obvious that you don't have the experience of

a chef de partie.

I've got to go out. And I've got to... What do you mean, you've

got to go out? Carly, it's manic in here! Freeman, it's my mum.

All right? There's a medical emergency. I need to go

and make sure she is OK.

Got rejected again.

There's a credit issue, once again. Er, Jamie... Yeah.

..my house is your house for as long as you need it, you know that.

What happened, Mum? What do you mean? I got an alert at work!

Camille! Mm. Your pan! Don't worry, I got it.

No, no, no, Johnny!

Argh! Oh, my God!

Calm down!

No, I'm not going to calm down. I've had enough!

Your temper in the kitchen is not acceptable!

It is not how I run my kitchen.

Find yourself a new sous-chef.

You shouldn't be drinking with your medication.

It's only a few bevvies. I think you should talk to Carly, you know.

If she wants to talk to me, she knows where I am.

I need a commis chef.

So if you come back tomorrow, we'll see how we go.

I need you to start acting like a business owner.

They said we'd be lucky to still be open in six months.

# Oogum, oogum, boogum, boogum

# Boogum now, baby, you're castin' your spell on me. #

Morning. Morning.

Ooh, don't let her lick your face. Her breath stinks. Give us a kiss.

You all right?

Emily, you don't have to, I feel bad. Oh, don't be daft.

It's the weekend and it's a really big day for you today.

It isn't that big, come on, well...

..at least, let us help or something... Could you go

and sit down, please. Thank you. Come on, I can help with...

Go and sit down, please. Thank you.

Got to put you down now. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Here you go.

Here you go. Thank you.

God, I'm going to have to eat this quick, I've got to get to church.

OK?

Yeah.

You're stressing about this day, aren't you?

Jamie, don't overthink it, OK?

Carly wouldn't have put it on the menu if she didn't think

it was brilliant. And it is brilliant.

You need to have a little bit more faith in yourself.

I just, erm, I didn't really sleep.

I was kind of tossing and turning.

Why don't you take Arlo out for a little walk

before coming to work, yeah? Might clear your head a bit.

Yeah, I might do, actually.

Oh, God, talk about stressing.

Look. Hmm!

What do you expect?

Not even on the clock yet, so, no, thank you.

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# A la-la la-la la la la-la la la-la la

# A la-la la-la la la la-la la la-la whoa

# Can't you see

# I gotta be me

# Ain't nobody

# Just like this

# I gotta be me

# Baby, hit or miss

# Sitting here

# All by myself

# Trying to be

# Everybody else

# Can't you see

# Hey, I gotta be me

# Ain't nobody just like this

# I gotta be me

# Baby, hit or miss. #

Oh.

Morning.

Mm.

Erm, I need to get in there.

Excuse me.

Well, this is a bit of a mess, in't it?

I'm just working through something, I'll sort it in a minute.

I heard you all morning. Got an headache now.

I didn't mean to wake you up. I just, erm,

I just need to make sure that this is all right before today.

God, it's just a bit of dinner, Carly.

Let me know when the clean-up crew arrives.

I'd like to make my breakfast sometime this morning.

Oh, did you take your tablets? Yeah, yeah.

Er, so we make a little chutney...

Here, Mum.

See what you think.

What is it?

Fallow deer.

What?

Venison.

With potato terrine, braised red cabbage puree,

cavolo nero and elderberry sauce. See what you think.

Darling, I love you...

..but if I eat that before breakfast I'll be sick.

What can I get you?

Toast.

Right, I'm off. I'll see you at work. See you soon.

Bye.

We've had many listeners across the country

struggling to make ends meet.

The cost of living crisis, bills going up...

- Morning, everyone. - Morning.

Welcome to any newcomers or visitors.

My name's Emily and I'm an alcoholic.

Hi, Emily.

Er, I'm going to hand over to Nora who's going to do the preamble.

Thanks, Nora. My name's Nora and I'm an alcoholic.

Hi, Nora.

AA preamble. Alcoholics Anonymous is a fellowship of men and women who

share their experience, strength and hope with each other

that they may solve their common problem and help others

to recover from alcoholism. The only requirement for membership is

a desire to stop drinking. There are no dues or fees for AA membership.

We are self-supporting through our own contributions.

AA's not allied with any sect, denomination, politics,

organisation or institution... Take a seat.

..does not wish to engage in any controversy, neither endorses

nor opposes any causes.

Our primary purpose is to stay sober

and help other alcoholics to achieve sobriety.

Thanks. Thanks, Nora.

Are there any newcomers that want to introduce themselves?

Just say hi?

Thank you, Emily. Take care.

Is this, like, some kind of Bible?

Not really, no.

I mean, it's got a lot of God stuff in it, but, erm, it's more...

..spiritual, you know?

It's more about, erm,

talking and listening to people

share their stories.

Yeah, I was going to share. I just...I don't think I'm ready yet.

You shouldn't rush it. You don't have to rush it, Andy.

How long's it take?

As long as it takes.

How long did it take you?

Erm, three and a half years, always in and out the rooms.

In and out? Just didn't...just didn't get it at first.

But that was 13 years ago.

Wow.

But you're in a much better place than I was.

Am I? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Um...

..I was a...

..I was a...I was a mess.

Um...

..remember I told you that I lost Tony when I was really young?

Well, er, that's when I started drinking.

And...drink just became company for me...

..er, just became my companion.

I was just...very, very lonely.

If I keep coming back, will I have to get a...

..thingy, what'd you call it? A sponsor?

Yeah. Yeah, it's advised. Yeah, you should.

Have you got one? Yeah, I have.

He's lovely.

Used to be a bank robber.

Would you be my sponsor?

Do you want me to be?

I think so, yeah.

Andy...

..I'd love that. I'd actually love that.

I'd love that. I would.

Come on. It's going to be all right, you know? OK.

In that case...

..you're going to need one of them.

Jamie's got his first dish on the menu today.

Good kid, him.

Yeah, he is.

You up to much?

Yeah, er, I get Nathan a few days a week now, for a few hours,

so, I'm going to just, er, watch a DVD and have a pizza.

Aw, that's nice. What are you going to watch?

I don't know. One of his superhero things, I suppose.

Which one?

He loves Thor at the minute.

God, I love Thor.

What I wouldn't do for two and a half hours of Chris Hemsworth.

Yeah, I'm just going to crack on with this now. Yeah, cool, thanks.

Chef, I've got your carrots and leeks.

Er, OK, all right, I tell you what I want you to do.

I want you to start prepping the beets now.

They're going to be snacks, so they're going to go out first.

Carly, have you seen my sugar?

Yeah, it's over here, girl.

Oh, God! You're definitely not sweet enough for me, Bolton.

No chance. Too bitter.

Right, I need these in a perfect dice.

OK. So, if you just grab one,

prep it, show me how you do it.

Yeah.

So, like...this?

The trick is, you need to trim the ends into a square.

Like that, yeah.

How you getting on, Bolton? Yep, all good, Chef.

OK, shout me if you need anything. Thank you.

Now you need to do batons, and then these off cuts, we're going to put

in there, use them for a puree cos we try not to waste anything.

All right, cool. All right? It's just I'm still new to all this.

I'm still trying to get the hang of stuff. Listen, don't worry.

You're here to learn, so you can always ask questions, yeah?

Chef! You good? Delivery.

OK. You keep on that. I'll come back in a sec.

Thank you, Chef.

# Carly, sugar!

# Yeah, it's coming now! Yes, thank you. #

Speaking of deliveries, I'm going to drop a parcel off myself.

Oh, my God. Why's he got to announce it every time?

I think he's the most fucking disgusting person I've ever met

in my life. He's vile. The man needs jet washing.

All right?

Hold on, what's this?

No, Joe, no! The apple sauce!

Yeah. It's supposed to be apple wood chips.

What the hell am I supposed to do with 7.5kg of apple sauce?!

Crumble?

I'll turn you into a crumble.

So, you don't want it then?

No, Joe, I do not want it.

Is this from the new meat supplier, yeah? Yeah, yeah, all good.

Fuck's sake, Liam!

Something wrong?

So, let me get this right. We ain't got enough leek.

We've got normal saffron instead of Cheshire saffron.

We haven't got red cabbage, baby turnips, Mexican marigold

and apple wood chips, and now I'm getting frozen meat and all?

Can't... I'm just a driver!

Right, they load it at the depot, I get it here,

take it off and you take it off me.

Yeah, all right, I know it's not your fault.

It's just very fucking annoying.

Yeah, I'll have a word when I get back, all right?

Yeah, I'm going to call them now anyway.

All right. See ya tomorrow, Carl. Thanks, girl.

Yeah, see you tomorrow.

Scouse?!

Did you do your time sheet?

Sure thing. What about you?

Yeah, did you get paid?

Er, not yet, no.

Bro, Carly, she needs to sort it out, man.

She keeps paying late. Oh, yeah, I know.

Yo! Bro, you listen to The Pilots?!

You a fan? Yeah, I'm a fan. My guy!

Yeah, man, I went to go see them last year. Honestly, they were

like... Yeah. ..amazing, bro. When you went, did they play the, um...

..Rule The World? Of course

they played Rule The World. 'Course they did!

# But the leaves still turning brown... #

Boys, do you trust me? Not at all, why?

You're going to need that. Trust me on that one, lad.

Smelly bastard. Bro, that is rank!

Hey! What is it you put in your food

that's made you produce gas like this?! Ah!

Kwasia! That really affected you, didn't it?

Yeah, yeah. You know, he does this too much.

Ah, man, it's like tear gas. Jesus Christ.

Bro! What?

Wait, wait, wait!

Let me show you. Come, come. Hold on, hold on. Let me show you.

What do you mean? Come, come, come.

"When a table for six walks in ten minutes before you close."

The eyes!

The eyes. The eyes never lie, bro.

Chico! Chico!

Chef, Liam's taking the piss, mate.

Seriously? Frozen meat. Might as well just give us

a microwave and start selling ready meals out the back. Yeah. Scouse?

Yes? I've told you. I'm going to sort it.

But tonight, I just need you to crack on.

Yeah. Yes, Chef.

Oh, Chef, Chef! The sous-chef job...

..I've been doing it for a while now and I thought, instead of you

getting someone else in, I could just...I could do it.

Listen, listen, don't worry.

I'm...I'm on it. You're on it? Yeah. Cool, OK. Johnny...

Yeah?

..his key skills need a little TLC,

so can you look after him tonight for me?

So, you want me to hold his hand and wipe his arse,

while adjusting to frozen meat on the day we launch your new menu?

I do, yeah.

OK. Yes, Chef. Yes, Chef?

OK. Good lad, yeah? Yeah.

Let's put this meat under the tap.

I'll go fuck myself.

Bolton? Hello.

Door. Again! Fuck's sake, Emily.

Every time, man!

Right, come on, everybody!

Let's gather round, please.

Kitchen, come on.

Turn that music off!

Lovely, thank you. Emily, how was the meeting?

Yeah, it was lovely, thank you. Good, yeah? Yeah.

Right, everyone, listen up, please!

We've got 70 covers in for tonight, which is decent.

We have been spreading the word about the new menu.

Enthusiasm for the new menu!

Ooh! Thank you very much.

Listen, we'll hopefully get some walk-ins,

so, everyone, on your toes as usual, thank you.

Rachel's here with us tonight from the agency.

Hello, Rachel, welcome to the family.

Front of house, on it, nice energy, please, enthusiastic.

Mus, I'm looking at you, thank you.

Tonight, can we just push the desserts whenever possible?

Carly, good time to hand over to you, I think.

Yeah, as you said, it is new menu day

and it is Jamie's first dessert for us.

J-J-J-Jamie! Yeah, so please do push the desserts.

Now, what isn't ideal is that we've got a lot of items

missing from the delivery, which has kind of fucked us in the kitchen...

Chef, I saw that you don't have any red cabbage.

How am I supposed to make the garnish?

Are we not serving it or...? No, no, no, no. We're still doing

the full menu. I'll come and talk you through it

in a sec. Nobody should be able to tell the difference anyway,

right? No. Look, we can absolutely do this,

you are all brilliant, so I want you to go out there

and smash it tonight, yeah?

Yes, Chef!

Er, one more thing.

It is...

..DJ Deano's birthday!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Get that on my hair. I love that! Guys!

Shantay, you stay, my queen! This doesn't smell like a cake!

Right, everyone, come on. Good service.

I'll open this later. Thank you, thank you.

Do me proud. Thank you!

Service!

Oh, these are perfect.

I'm going to put them where Dean can't see them.

Yeah, no worries. Where's that bread, Emily?

Yeah, I said one more minute, Jamie. OK. I'm going to get you to do

the piping on this cos I prefer your handwriting. Yeah, I'll do it

in a second. New kid? Yeah. Come over here a sec.

Just try a bit of that for us, please, lad.

What, this? Yeah. Lad, if I'm going to be working with you,

I want to see what your palate's like. Just try a bit for us.

I didn't know we was allowed to. Oh, you haven't been doing it?

Fuck's sake, man. Come on. Just... Yeah, just try a bit.

Yeah?

Yeah? Right? Feeling it?

Really nice. Hey, Chef! New kid loves your venison.

What?! You... No, no, Johnny.

Don't eat food during service, please.

Service on table 13!

Right, check on!

One salmon, one oysters, followed by one belly, one cod.

Table 20.

Yes, Chef!

Scouse, how long on table seven, please?

Ten seconds, Chef.

That's absolutely perfect veni.

Nice one.

On your right there, Chef. Ta.

Johnny, where's my chicory? Yeah, coming right up, Chef.

Come on! I need you to switch on.

Come on, what you doing? Hurry up!

Jake, hot pan there, lad.

Fuck's sake.

I'm sick of this.

There you go, Chef.

Not... No. No, no, no. Come on. We talked about this.

You need to take the end off.

All right? These ends are too long. Like this.

Yeah? Yeah? Yes.

I want all the rest doing like that. Yes, Chef.

Looks boss, that, Chef.

Nah, it does!

Was that one of Andy's specials, was it?

Cheeky sod.

Service on table seven!

Bet he didn't make you cook with frozen meat, did he? Table seven.

Ooh! Wow. Where's your crown, Dean?

Billy stole it off me. He does have the better bone structure for it,

to be fair. Right, come back for the sides. Yes, Chef.

Here we go.

Fallow deer and your ravioli. Oh, thank you.

We're going to grab your sides, but can I get you anything else?

Sorry to be a pain. Can I have some salt, please?

Do you think this is The Ritz? It's my birthday and I've got to get

her salt?! Of course! Thank you.

Billy! Psst.

Hey! I want that back. That's actually my crown. What tiara?

I don't know what you're talking about, Dean. Oh, are you going to

explain this whole tiara-crown thing? I'm a princess.

A princess? Yeah, I don't look like a princess to you?

Babes, you are not a princess.

No way.

More like, um...

..a king.

I thought you already came in with a king. He's a dickhead.

You don't...you don't like that king? No.

You're eradicating the king? Let's get rid of him.

Billy?

One sec. Oh, don't leave me. Please!

Yes?

What are you doing?

I'm trying to get us a good tip. Is that OK?

I don't feel like that's just trying to get a good tip.

You've seen me do it all the time. It never usually bothers you.

No, I see you do it all the time and it makes me feel shit, so...

OK, I'm sorry, I didn't know.

Seriously, I'll stop, if it actually bothers you.

OK? Mm. Yeah?

OK. Yeah? Yeah.

Fuck off!

No way they're real!

This fucking table, what are they doing?!

It's really entertaining. Like, no.

Everyone's looking at them.

Someone's definitely going to complain. Were they playing porn?

OK, so, I'm trying to serve customers

and they're playing those videos where it's, like, silent

and then suddenly really loud orgasm noises.

Like, what are you doing?

Everyone's looking at you and everyone hates you.

It's so good though! It's not, it's not. It really is.

It's not that funny. I think in a few days you'll find it funny. Mm.

Have you told Dean about it? Service, please! That's my table.

You good though, yeah? Yeah.

Yes, Kit, could you take these desserts out to table five,

please, darling? And then come straight back cos I need to get

some of this bread out. Thank you, thank you.

Service on table three!

Two minutes, two minutes now.

Thank you. No, no, no! Careful, careful. Don't drag it.

Sorry. OK, thumbs, thumbs, thumbs! Yeah, got it. Thumbs. Yep, yep.

Chef? Did you think about me moving to the kitchen?

I've not forgotten, but we just... We haven't got anything

at the minute. Yeah, I just... I don't like it out there.

Yeah, I know. There's nothing I can do.

On it, Chefs. Check on. Two salmons, one soup...

For fuck's sake. ..followed by two venies, one duck

and one side of greens, please.

Yes, Chef.

Come on!

So, what are you doing here then, lad? What do you mean?

Carly told me to help.

No, soft arse, I don't mean here, I mean, like...here.

What are you doing HERE?

Well, obviously, I need the money

and working in kitchens is something I've done before so...

Have you lad, yeah? You've worked in kitchens before, have you? Mm-hm.

Cos you can't fucking tell.

Can you boil an egg? Can you even do that?

Can you boil a fucking...

Bro!

Bolton, why don't you shut the fuck up?

All right, lad.

I was only having a laugh.

Ah, fuck!

Just do us a favour, lad, yeah?

Just take this to...

Just take that over to Chef, yeah?

Table three, Chef. Thanks, Johnny.

Check on! One croquettes, one belly, followed by two duck,

one cod... Oh, fuck. ..two greens,

one chips on the side, please. What's the matter? They look shit.

Er, no, it doesn't look shit. Yes, they do. They look fine.

They don't. They look fine.

The ones you've sent out look fine, Jamie.

Service!

Don't you be fucking eating it again, lad, yeah?

Jamie? What? Er, could you try this, please? It's got alcohol in it.

Yeah, it's all right. Yeah? Yeah.

Service!

Oh, fuck. Jamie?

Yeah? Look at me a minute. Just stop what you're doing, please,

and look at me. I need you to breathe, darling.

A big breath. Do it for me.

And again.

All right? Yeah, I'm OK.

You're doing amazing, darling.

Can you check these, please, Emily? Yep.

You've got it. Let's have a look.

I can't send these out. Yes, you can. It's all splodgy on that

side... You're looking for things that aren't even there. They are

perfect. Get them on the pass and shout it out, please.

Oh, man, they don't work.

You sure? Yes.

Er...service! To t-table...28, please.

Lad, she said fucking shout it out, lad. T-t-t-t-t...

Shut the fuck up, mate! Hey! All right. Who the fuck do you think

you are, honestly? Calm down. There's no need for that.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on a minute. There's no need for that.

Emily! Guys! Some thing's are funny and something's aren't.

Taking the piddle out of somebody like that's not nice. Bolton! Yes?

Back to it. All right. Grow up! He rips me, I rip him. Is what it is!

I know when to stop though, Bolton.

Just because you're stressing about your meat doesn't mean

you have to wind the rest of us up. Idiot.

Is that mine, Mus? Yes. They've barely fucking touched it, man.

Emily, look. No, no, look, look,

they didn't say anything, but... Nothing at all?

No, but they liked it. Jamie, they were probably just a bit full.

They were just full. They had a lot of appetisers, I swear. OK.

Emily, I told you that was going to happen. What's wrong with that?

I think it's decent, but the saffron might be a bit heavy after a meal.

All right, all right.

For God's sake, man. Clear your stuff up.

It looks like my room. It looks like your mum's room.

Let me take that, let me take that. You're so filthy.

Oh, Jamie! Jamie! Yeah?

Yeah? Thanks, man.

Jake, can you look at this? It's not turning round properly.

It's just stuck. Hold on.

Look, I've been... Yeah, yeah.

Holly, I'm going to go... It's not spinning around. ..go on bins,

yeah? What? Go on bins. No, I need... I can't... No!

I'm just taking the bins out. Jake! One minute.

Fuck's sake.

Service!

Hi, and here is your venison.

Oh, I ordered the fallow deer. Oh, yes, this is the fallow deer.

Looks lovely. Amazing. Right, please enjoy. And if you need anything else

at all, just let me know, yeah? Actually, there is one thing

you can do. Mm-hm? I'm not trying to be awkward.

Would you mind having a word with the table over there?

Oh, in the...

Yeah. Yeah. They are so loud.

I know. Just trying to enjoy a nice quiet meal.

They're really spoiling it. Oi, oi! Yeah, I'm really sorry about that.

I will see what I can do.

I'm sorry to be a pain. No, honestly, not at all.

Thank you.

Look what a regular's made for me for my birthday.

My own husband didn't even get me a card. Don't do that! Don't!

"Love from Ella and Dan." Ella and Dan? I always think they're called

Grace and John. Ella and Dan, Ella and Dan. OK, well, people keep

asking me to talk to this noisy couple in the corner so...

Every time she opens her mouth, I jump out my skin.

I know. Like in actual fright. Everyone's complaining at me.

I don't know what to do. Whose table is it?

It's Mus, but he's in the toilet or something. I don't know.

Just go and say to them to be quiet. But it's his table.

Please, can you...

Please can I do it? No! Dean! Robyn, if you want to step up,

I need to see some big supervisor energy. Come on.

It's my birthday. I'm not complaining to nobody. Go!

They can't be real. They're too big. You know they are!

Hi, how is everything for you, guys? It's all right, love. Cheers.

Amazing. Um...

..could I ask a tiny favour of you, if possible?

I was just wondering if you could keep the noise down

just a little bit? Noise? What noise?

It's only just because a few of our customers have complained about...

Oh, hello! Which ones? Put your hands up! Have a word.

Floaty dress? I'm just trying to make sure everyone's having

a nice time and comfortable... We WAS having a nice time till

you bowled over here and ruined it. It's our anniversary. Come out...

I'm sorry. ..have a nice couple of drinks, have a laugh,

that's what coming out is all about. What's your name, love? Robyn.

Do us a favour, fly away, get another couple of these, yeah? Yeah.

Seriously, what are you, 12? You allowed behind the bar?

Um, just the same again? Same again, that's what I just said, didn't I?

Sorry. Are you stupid or what? Rosie, um, our desserts...

..our desserts are, like, 15 minutes late,

so if you could remedy that? Yeah, I'll...I'll look into it.

Chef, it's that meat again.

The supplier's fucking shite. Yip, yip, yip.

Bolton, I swear to God, if you keep going on about that meat, I am going

to get a piece gristle... OK. ..and I am going to shove it...

All right, message understood. ..up your arse. I'd pay to see that.

Don't you start as well. Holly, can you grab this for me, please? Yep.

Dean. Ah-ha? I've spoken to the couple and...

..they were really fucking horrible. What's going on?

Just a vile table who think they're sitting in their own living room.

Listen, let's just let them cool off. We're handling it, it's fine,

it's fine. As long as people see that we're doing something about it,

which we are, then we're good, we're all right. Don't worry.

All right, don't wear that to the table. Good point.

They definitely look like gay bashers. They're also asking

about their desserts. Apparently, they ordered them 15 minutes ago.

What table is it? Table nine. Table nine?

They ordered it...seven minutes ago. Robyn, if they complain again,

just punch them in the fucking throat, mate. Jamie, how long on

desserts on table nine, lad? Er, five, ten minutes, Bolton.

Why's it five or ten minutes, lad?! I know, I know. Mate, I know

I'm behind, I know. Lad, you're fucking killing me here, come on.

Shut up, man.

Emily?

Yes?

Em?

Yeah? Em, don't let this be a distraction if he's running behind.

It's not going to be a distraction, Carly.

Hey, Jamie. Oh, come on, Jamie! I know, Carly.

Look, Bolton's right. I know, I know. You need to...

Look, they look beautiful, they're perfect, but you need to pick up

the pace. I know. Yeah? Emily! Yes!

Look, can you come and help him? He's in the shit.

Jamie, I left you for five minutes. Fucking mess, Emily, honestly!

Calm down! I'm finished with this shit. Look at the mess you've made

now. I don't fucking care.

Jake, take this, please, lad, yes? Bolton! Hello?

I wouldn't forget about that duck in there. I'm not going to forget about

the duck, don't worry. It looks like it's going to burn.

That's not burnt.

Fuck's sake, man!

You know I could've sorted it out for you. Oh, fucking hell, man!

Fuck's sake.

Why's it on 270?

Lad, if you see it burning, don't ask me, just...

..just do it yourself, lad, yeah? Thank you. Away on table six!

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa.

Hold on! Hold on. Let me look at this.

Well, what's wrong with it? Did you ask?

They just said they didn't like it.

OK, er...

..did you, um...did you explain the venison to them?

You sold the dish accurately? Yeah. I said... What did you say?

I said it was good. Like, it was a good dish.

You said it was good? And that it was new.

It was good, it was new. That's it?

If it's on the menu and it looks good and they pick it

and they don't like it, then you need to ask them why

because there's something wrong. Carly? Isn't there? Carly, love...

It's your job... It's not their fault though, is it? It is

their fault! That is literally their job!

You need to know what you're selling and then if there's something

wrong, if they don't like it, then you need to ask why

because there's a problem. Isn't there? Come on, Carly.

It's not... It's not my fault, man.

Spit that gum out! Don't come to my pass smirking.

I'm not smirking. Are you not bothered?

I've been working on that venison for 24 hours. Carly! OK.

What have you been doing? Carly! You've been at home.

No, no, I have worked too hard on this.

We all know you have. You just need to calm down. It's not their fault.

I'm calm. I'm calm, Emily! You're taking it out on them and it's not

their fault. I will go out, shall I,

and do your job for you and see why it didn't live up?

Because I'm not going to sit here with a piece of shit on the menu

for three months because some of us give a shit!

Fucking hell, Chef! Hey!

What the fuck, man?

Excuse me?

I'm fine. I am calm.

I'll be back in a minute, all right?

Table six? Yep.

Carly!

Oh, my God! Hello!

Hi. Hello.

What are you guys doing here? We thought we'd track you down.

Yeah, wanted to see how you're doing! Yeah?

Surprise!

Oh, my fucking God!

How on earth?! How?

Well, yes, I know how, I know how! I mean, since when?

Er, six months.

Shit! Er, OK. I'm sitting down.

This is what you get for not reading the chat.

I'm sorry. Sorry.

Did you message me?

I did, yeah. We all did. A few times.

And called. You just disappeared on us, Carly. It's fine. Look, we know

you've been super busy, so we've just been letting you do your thing.

Girls, this is bad, isn't it?

This is really bad. I hate myself.

Are you firing me?

Yeah, yeah, this is your exit interview.

look, I really want you to be at the baby shower

and we thought, you know, in November, if we get in early...

OK, yeah, yeah.

I promise, I promise, I will be there.

I will, I will. Just text me.

Good. Look, we know how it is.

We just miss you, that's all. You know, there's been a few things

and... Argh, stop being so soft!

But is everything OK? I mean, the place looks amazing! Oh, my God,

it's gorgeous. And the food is so good. Thanks, guys.

Do you like it? Yeah!

Er, yeah, yeah, it's...it's going well.

It's just, you know... It's...

It's full-on, it's all-consuming. Yeah, of course.

You know, but it's good, it's good. What did you have?

Oh, I had the cod. Yeah, I had the cod too. Yeah? Amazing.

I had the venison. Did... The venison, um...

..what did you think? How was it?

It's that table again? Kneed me in my face, do you know what I mean?

I thought, "I ain't having that."

Good evening. My name's Dean, I'm the manager.

I'm going to have to ask you both to lower your voices down.

Gem, Gem, Gem. Er...the venison, how was it?

Yeah, it was amazing.

Yeah!? It was literally the best meal I've had all year.

Was it...? Was it what you expected?

Disturbing them? We've been waiting 30 minutes for dessert!

I can sort that for you. It's disgusting service.

I can sort that, but you need to keep it down, please.

I tell you what, if anyone's got a problem with us, mate, yeah,

they can say it to my fucking face! Excuse me, sir! Wow.

Don't use language like that.

Um, sorry, girls, I just... I'll be back in a minute.

Don't speak to me like that.

Do not! Other people are trying to enjoy their dinner.

It's table nine again. Why, what's up? Look!

Do not speak to me like that!

Do not raise your voice to me, sir! Do not raise your voice to me. Hi!

It's all right, Dean. Oh, hello, his mum's here now. What's up, babe?

Hi, I'm Carly, I'm the owner. I don't know what the problem is...

You'll find out if you stick about.

..but I'd prefer it if you didn't abuse my staff.

I'm on live, by the way.

Film it! Film it! And can you not surround our table, please? Yeah.

You've all been so aggressive to us.

Guys, guys, they're asking a reasonable question.

No-one's come here to listen to your reality show.

Pipe down, Peter Andre. Who put a penny in you, you little povo!

OK, I'm going to ask you to leave. Oh, great. You've run up a large

bill so... Great! ..Dean, if you can please...

It's unbelievable, this is.

You think I'm going to pay for the worse night I've ever had, you're fucking insane.

Can you just tap your card, please? What are you going to do, mate?

Point North, worse restaurant ever! No, no, no, no! Put your hands down. No. OK! Put your hands down, then!

Come on, Ray. You're lucky you're a bird, I tell ya. Filthy glasses, by the way. Filthy, discussing...

Enjoy your meal, she's fucking shit! No, don't bother, we were leaving anyway on our own accord.

Yeah, bye, happy now, are ya'?

Pricks. That's actually the bathroom! The stairs are dead ahead.

Do one, you pricks.

Thank you.

You all right? Yeah, good, thank you.

You OK? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go, go, go!

You good, Carly, yeah?

Sorry! Sorry!

Fucking baldy prick.

Nice one for having me back there, lad.

Jamie, Jamie? What, what?

I'm going to say this a nicely and fucking politely as I can.

Just please put the desserts on a fucking plate and send them out... Hey! ..as soon as possible.

That's not... Firstly, that's not nice or polite, is it,

to speak to someone like that? I'm at my wit's fucking end. If anyone's going to tell him

how to do desserts, it'll be me. Customers are fucking kicking off in front of the head chef.

They're not kicking off at the desserts. They're kicking off cos they're pillocks. They're kicking

off cos they were fucking waiting ages for it. Tell you what, I'll kick off on you in a minute.

By all means, fucking kick off on me. Stay to your side! Don't fucking talk to me.

Are you OK? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, pair of dickheads.

Look, I better get back. Yeah, yeah, no, course.

But we'll see you later, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I'll get you... You want coffees?

On the house? Decaf! All right.

Look, and don't worry, I'm going to sort this, OK? Aw! See you later.

Mate, that was sick. We was just watching it through the window.

"Are you happy now?" Stupid twats.

Do you want to hug? Don't be soft.

With my sexy gloves. Just...

Come on. Stop it. Bring it in. Bring it in. What? Stop it!

Everything OK? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thanks, Camille. No, no problem.

All good, Chef? Yeah.

Yeah, thanks, you two, for stepping up.

It's all right chef. Johnny, do us a favour, lad.

I'm going to teach you how to cut some venison, cos it was still a little bit sloppy, lad, yeah?

Got three venison, one duck, I'm just going to get it out the oven now, lad, yeah?

Ah, cool. Before we get started, can I just go to the toilet, please?

Yeah, yeah, sound, lad. Just wash your hands, lad, yeah? Obviously...

Chef, there's the two venison in there. Thanks.

Service!

You know what, Chef? He's actually not that bad, him, you know.

I'm telling you, mate.

Oh, that's the thing, by the way,

if I end up doing the sous-chef job, I think Johnny, he'd be able

to step into my old role if - I'm just saying if - if I do it.

What do you think? Yeah, you going to run the restaurant for me as well?

I will run the restaurant, if you want me to run the restaurant, Chef.

Right! If you want a day off, just say the word. Jamie?

Do you know what I'd like you to do? Yeah? Get on with plating that meat.

Camille, have you seen Jamie? No. No. For God's sake.

Service!

Jamie?

Ja-...

Is Jamie in the toilet? I mean, I think so. It's locked.

Jamie? C'mon love, I need you back at the pass, please.

Jamie.

I've been doing that but he's not saying anything.

Um, you... Johnny, you need to get in there.

Why? You need to get in there now!

Emily, what's up? Because I think he's cutting himself. You need to get in there.

Cutting, what do you mean he's cutting himself? Just get in the door, Johnny!

I don't care how, you just need to get in there!

Come on, Johnny, please. Jamie?

Do you want me to get someone to help you because I need you to get in there. OK, just wait,

just wait. I'll do it! Wait! Shit! Jamie!

Quick, just push it!

It's not... It's not...

Please. Just wait!

Fucking hell, fucking hell. Jamie?

Emily, Emily, Emily, call an ambulance, yeah.

Jamie, what have you done?! Emily, call an ambulance!

Emily! Call an ambulance!

You all right, Jamie? What have you done, man?

I fucked up, bro.

Yes, ambulance, please.

Just squeeze my hand, man, OK? How long, Emily?

I don't know! I'm trying to find out.

OK, get me a first aid kit, yeah.

I don't, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

Is he breathing?

Jamie, Jamie? Is he breathing? Jamie, Jamie, Jamie? Johnny?

Just wait, Emily. Johnny? Just wait, Emily! I'm coming! I'm going to get Carly. Yeah, get Carly, please.

Yes, yes, he's breathing. No, I need a tourniquet. Yes. Yes.

Carly, I need you to come with me right now, please.

Jamie, Jamie? You good? You good?

You good? You can hear me? What? Yeah?

I don't what question you're asking me. I don't understand. Just keep squeezing my fingers, yeah.

Jake! Jake! I don't know what they're asking me! Shit! Johnny?

Jake, I'm going to need a tourniquet, please! Shit!

A belt, a scarf, anything! Quickly! Err... Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes. Like this? This? Yes, yes. All right. Jake, Jake I need your help.

Are you on the phone? No, no, no Emily. Emily! Is that the ambulance?

Come on, what are you doing? Come on, man, stay with me. Jamie, Jamie.

Does he look all right, Carly?

Emily! All right. Emily? No! Emily, it's going to be all right. It's going to be all right.

He looked like he was dead, Carly!

No, no, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not.

No, no, I need you to... What the fuck's going on? Get back in there!

Get back in there, Bolton! Get back in there!

It's going to be all right... Carly I can't, I can't lose him. Don't let me lose him.

No, you're not going to, you're not going to. What's going on? No, no, no, no, no...

Carly? Just keep everyone out. There's been an accident.

Carly! Camille! Carly!

I'm coming! I can't, Camille...

What's happened?

Move it, move it, move it, it's cool.

What's...? It's my Jamie. I fucked up, man.

You can squeeze harder, you can squeeze harder than that Jamie, man.

OK. It's all right, it's all right.

I can't lose him, I can't!

It's OK, you're not going to lose him.

No, no. Please, please.

Go and see if he's... Go and see if he's all right!

No, no, no, no, no, no. Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie.

Look at me!

Do you want one? Nah, I'm good.

Sound. I haven't got a fucking bottle opener anyway.

So what actually happened with him?

Was it an accident or, like, did he mean to?

You don't need to know that, Bolton, man.

It doesn't matter, it's just...

Jake said you did some doctor shit on him.

And you... You just fucking knew what to do straight away.

Where'd you learn all that, lad?

The army.

Fucking hell, man.

Lad, you must have seen some shit you, mustn't ya?

Fuck's sake. Fuck's sake, man...

Ah, lad, I keep saying the wrong fucking thing, man.

And Jamie as well... I was fucking horrible to him today. I was...

Don't do that to yourself, man, it...

It's no-one's fault.

It goes without saying that tonight has...has been a very tough shift.

Thank you and well done to all of you for sticking it

through to the end.

We'll know more about how Jamie's doing later.

I promise, I will let you know as soon as I can.

I'm not expecting you to stay to clean down.

I completely understand if you want to go home.

But I'm going to be here till it's done.

Yeah, same for front of house.

I completely echo Carly's sentiments.

Please, do whatever you need to, but I want to stay till we're done.

Yep, all right.

Thanks, guys. Thanks.

Hiya. Emily, is it? Yeah.

We've moved your son to a ward.

Oh, um, no, he's not my son. I mean, I'm like his mum,

but he's not my son. Um, I should be down as his next of kin.

That's fine. He's just come out of surgery.

He'll need to be reviewed by psychiatry tomorrow morning.

Is he going to be all right, though? We'll know more then.

Do you want to come and see him? Yeah. Yes, please. Yeah.

Just over there.

Chef, we've run out of venison.

We sold out.

It's a really good menu, Chef, you should be proud.

Thanks.

Oh, dolls, did somebody lean on the lights?

# Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you

# Happy birthday, dear Deano... #

You all right?

# ..Happy birthday to you. #

Oh, my God, guys.

That singing was terrible.

Really bad.

Ah, Habibi.

Thank you so much.

It sounds like the business probably isn't liable

if it's a thing that's been going on for a while, right?

Err, yeah, er, no...

We do have a duty of care to our staff though, Liam.

Of course.

Yeah, which means not putting them under unnecessary pressure.

We had a really tough shift tonight.

I mean, obviously, especially Jamie, but all of us.

I think unfairly.

The meat supplier fucked us, Liam.

Do you want to have a conversation with me about frozen meat?

What's the problem?

The problem is frozen meat, Liam.

That is a massive change in the kitchen

and one that you cannot make on the day without talking to me first...

But it sounds like you did brilliantly.

And you managed.

I...

Oh, God.

Liam, we didn't manage, though, did we?

My pastry chef is lying in hospital.

This shouldn't be just about managing, Liam.

Well, either way,

well done tonight.

Hey, you.

Hey...

Sh, sh...

I'm sorry. No, don't be silly.

I'm so sorry. No, sh, don't be silly.

I didn't mean to.

Jamie, why didn't you say anything to me?

I didn't know, sweetheart, it had got that bad, I'm so sorry.

It's OK. It's not your fault.

I know but I should have seen something, I'm so sorry, darling.

I didn't know.

You can talk to me about anything, you know that, right?

I know I'm not your mum but I feel like I am.

You are my mum.

We'll be OK, though. We'll get through this together.

Yeah? You're just going to have to help me to understand.

I don't understand.

OK, OK. Sh...

I'm trying. OK.

Oh, sweetheart, come on, sh.

I love you.

I love you, sweetheart.

Sh...

Come on, now, I need you to try and get some rest, OK?

OK. It's OK... Sh...

Come on, please close your eyes for me.

Come on, Jamie, that's it.

Just get some rest, OK?

Thank you.