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gray Grummand Albatross you spotted, 598.

Where was it, over?

Uh, Saigon and Borneo, over.

Direction was it flying?

Over.

Southwest, to Hong Kong.

Over.

Read its marking 598, over.

Negative, all we could see was a red tail, over.

Was it military?

No military identification, over.

598, over.

Will do Singapore.

Look what I got here!

Come on!

Get down!

Look at that shit!

Drag your ass, that's it, get going...

What do you want?

Come on, get your ass , get up there!

Ah!

- Good morning. - Good morning Mr. Speer.

Take off their clothes.

Cooper, will you please help the ladies undress?

Sure man.

- No! - Wow, yeah, dig that!

Help me!

Come on!

- You're hurting me! - This way, that's right!

Oh, my dress!

- Get in there... - No, stop!

Stop it!

Yeah that's it, lock 'em up, lock 'em up!

Let me in there by myself, I'll...

Far out, fellas,...

That is something.

I think you got a deal there Charlie.

Ah...

Wait!

Not that one!

Not that one!

Oh no...

- What's wrong with her? - Too skinny!

Too skinny, so what?

Hey what are you doing there?

Hey what are you doing with that basket?

You there, what's going on here,...

What are you taking that off of there for?

We can't let these thieving bastards get away with this!

Start breaking necks! - Hey that's no good man!

Then we can't come back next week with another load.

You dig what I'm saying?

Yeah but what are you gonna do with the broad?

We can't take her back on the airplane with us!

She knows too much. - Take the jade and leave!

Go!

Jesus...

These are heavy...

Hey, how about me?

Sorry honey, there's no room on the airplane!

Bullshit, bastard, I didn't have to come here!

Hey!

How 'bout it up there, we're gonna miss our boat!

- Raise the dead? - That's what it says.

Let me see that.

Discovered by Captain James Cook in 1779,

Warriors' Island is supposed to be the burial ground

of disgraced martial artists, inhabited by a bizarre

sect of monks, widely believed throughout the orient

to raise the dead warriors from their graves,

to repel attacks or threats by outsiders.

The island was bypassed by the

Japanese Imperial Army during WWII.

Still glad you came Mike?

Sounds like it's gonna be quite a trip.

Straight ahead, next!

All‘n ashore that's going ashore!

All ashore that's going!

Well it sure doesn't look like the brochure!

Where else can you get six weeks for a grand, complete?

Well I don't know, I thought it'd be

something like Love Boat.

All ashore that's going ashore!

Are you the boys from the Burbank Karate Club?

- In the flesh! - Well hurry up,

we're ready to embark!

This is positively my last sailing for that woman.

You said the same thing last time, Captain.

The time before that too.

This time I mean it, I mean all she wants is profit!

She doesn't spend a nickel on this tub!

I mean, look at it, crappy maintenance,

inept crew, well present company accepted of course.

You're Taylor,

you're Schwartz,

and you must be O'Malley.

Right, he's the guy that decided

to come at the last minute.

Still want to own your own Chinese restaurant one day?

- Yes sir. - Hmm, you do, huh?

You'll never make it on the wage she pays 'ya, never!

There's only one word for you madam, that is cheap!

Listen, I want you guys to meet my chef!

He's pretty good at that Kung Fu stuff.

Maybe you guys can get together and put on

a little show or something?

I hope he can cook as good as he can fight,

I got a big appetite. - I bet you do babe!

Oh, feel that!

Come on guys let's go.

Sad...

Get with it, come on fellows.

Mrs. Buck!

We're ready to weigh anchor when you are!

Okay, okay, I'm coming, I'm coming!

Weigh anchor!

For those of you who like martial arts,

we have an exhibition in progress

on the forward promenade,

you can see... - Hey what the hell's

going on out there?

Hey, hey, this ain't no playground you guys!

Somebody might get hurt!

What the hell are you doing, stop that!

Do that someplace else!

Hey, get out of here!

Get!

May I pay you a modest compliment?

You have beautiful eyes.

What's it any of

your business buddy?

I'm sorry, I thought the lady was alone.

Oh sit down, here have one of my mar-two-nees.

Um, this is my husband Loyd.

- How you doing? - When we get together

the way to get buy is pull out the booze and let's get high!

Hey what are you doing?

Oh...

Hiyah!

You listen to me madam!

They're wrecking my ship! - You shut up!

- My ship! - Your ship?

Brother this is my ship!

These are my passengers and this is my fun

and you get out of here!

Just get out of here! - You know what it's bad

enough that her bar blocks my view,

now my window's broken!

Next thing it'll be my tooth! - Get out of here!

You're blocking my view! - Mrs. Buck one day

you'll go too far!

Let's have a big hand folks,

for that exciting performance of Bo Jitsu!

While my colleagues get ready for their next stunt,

I'd like to give a short lesson

to the ladies in self defense.

Now I'll need one volunteer!

Go ahead Cookie, he doesn't have to know

you're on the LAPD SWAT team!

Go on!

How 'bout you?

Okay.

Now the first thing I want you people to see,

is the wrong way to fend off an attack.

Now what would you do if I came at you with a knife?

I certainly wouldn't tell you!

Okay just do it!

See what I mean? - I haven't done it yet.

Huh?

Hai, hai!

Hai!

Easy men!

Didn't any of you ignoramuses ever dock a ship before?

Watch out god dammit!

Give me three cases of Smirnoff Vodka

and two cases of Johnny Walker Red.

Make sure your shop carts, are...

God forbid we should run out of liquor!

You can bet they don't sell it on Warriors' Island!

If you have any questions regarding

your...

We're supposed to sail by the island, not go on.

A lot of our passengers want to go ashore

and take pictures of the monks.

No one is permitted to go there except

martial arts outcasts.

Even they are allowed to go there,

only to die. - That's right, the

Potter's Field of Kun

I'm sorry Chin, it's one of the places

our passengers paid to see.

Setting foot on the island,

will invoke wrath of Buddha!

Will you do me a favor?

Don't be so damn superstitious!

Oh and check out our stores of olives and pretzels.

Do not drink the tap water,

as a precautionary measure against

There they are.

- plague. - Sure you don't want to see

kickboxing with us Mike?

Uh, no thanks John, I'm going shopping with

Ann, Lloyd and Hazel.

Then we're gonna catch a live, sex show!

- Lloyd! - Just kidding Ann.

He is.

Like a drink?

Nah, no thanks.

- Ready gang? - Ready.

- Go on let's go! - And be sure to be aboard

at 0900 hours tomorrow morning,

- Dodds! - when we sail

I'm going shopping.

- to Warrior's Island. - Yeah?

Outside of deodorant is there anything else you need?

Get up, get up!

Get up, get up!

Concentrate of monkey brains is the best

physic you'll ever find, believe me!

Try anything once!

Where are we?

Ah, that's,

I want you all to see the K-Mart of the Jade trade.

You won't believe this place, it is something else.

- Here you go. - Thanks a lot pal!

Wait uh, I know where it is,

it's six blocks thataway, come on.

Wait a minute, I got an idea.

Aren't you bushed? - No not particularly.

Yes you are, why don't Mike and I grab

a cab back to the ship and soak our corns

in epsom salts, that way then she'll have

a dance partner tonight.

All right.

Taxi!

See 'ya later!

9001/2 General Mathin Street.

- What's that? - The Palace of

1001 Pleasures! - The what?

It's a cat house.

Oh Lloyd, right now I really don't feel

like going to any place.

This is the only chance I got to hit this joint!

You're my cover!

You don't have to do anything if you don't want to.

Okay, but I don't want to stay long.

Thanks O'Malley.

You're a good sport.

I don't believe this!

These prices aren't real!

I don't know how they do it.

Volume I guess.

550 pounds of uncut, double-A grade jade a week,

and our only real expense is the airplane, and we got that

from war surplus. - Do you realize

what airplane fuel costs nowadays?

What's the difference?

I st|ll think I'm entitled to more than

10% of the profits!

What if the monks refuse the girl again,

like they did last time?

Like you said man, then we start breaking heads!

Look, they need us as much as we need them, right?

Listen we ain't got much time left!

I think we better go.

- This won't take long. - What's all this?

Today must be trash day.

Forget the outside, I hear the inside's great!

Aren't cat houses legal here?

- No. - Seems like they should be.

That must be it!

Whoever named this place the

Palace of 1001 Pleasures,.

Hi guys.

My name's Mai Lu, come on in.

Thanks doll.

I go in first, see who's there,

and check the exits.

If I don't come out after five minutes, you come in!

Questions? - No man.

There it is up ahead.

Pull over on that bridge Cooper!

Where are my binoculars?

Don't look suspicious, let's have a look.

Second floor.

It's a good time, there won't be many customers there now.

Maybe none.

Oh that's nice.

You know, you go down there!

How long will you be in town.

Just a day and night.

Our ship sails in the morning.

Where to?

A place called Warrior's Island?

Have you ever heard of it?

Ah, excuse me.

Hello, I'm Mai Lu, come in.

Drop the joint Cooper!

Screw you!

How come the monks have the power to raise the dead?

I imagine it's a closely guarded secret.

And you've never heard of the place?

Uh-uh, I'm strictly a city girl.

Anybody here going to Warriors' Island?

I am, have you heard of it?

Damn right!

A couple of years ago I was stuck there!

- No kidding? - It's a terrible place.

Come on back, back, back, stop!

Stop you pot head!

Why in the hell are you going there,

if you don't mind my asking?

I understand that's where martial arts criminals

meet their maker.

That's pure bullshit mine friend.

Let me give you some good advice.

I would avoid Warriors' Island, like the black plague.

Open up this door, Police!

- Open this door! - Open up!

- What's that? - It's a raid!

Open up!

There must be a mistake!

Mama San paid the cops off!

Always she does! - Let's go!

Maybe your Mama San forgot this month!

Break it down!

What are you doing here?

Read, police, police, police!

, you're hurting...

Leave me alone!

Uh-oh what's that?

Hey!

Jesus!

Do me a favor will 'ya?

Next time pick somebody else to be your cover.

Well you said you didn't want to stay long!

Hey, hey!

I sign on cruise, they sail by the island,

not go on island.

I have to go and talk to Captain Dodds.

So they bust in the door,

and then Lloyd and I went out the window!

- tab? - Six dollars please.

I just can't see you in a whorehouse in the

middle of the afternoon Mike, it isn't like you.

Ah, I was just doing the guy a favor Gary.

Ah, the joint must have done something

pretty bad for the police to pull a raid.

Maybe the girls have a disease?

Soon as I get enough

money stashed away I'm gonna buy my own ship.

I'm tired of taking orders from a silly female.

That's smart Harry.

That's where you can come in.

I'm gonna be needing a, recreation director.

Yeah?

By the way, what's your line of business now?

Construction.

Construction, what do you do?

I run a forklift.

Oh.

I gotta see a man about a horse.

- Oh Big John... - That's him.

Get him.

Ah...

What's your problem pal?

Just shut up and walk out of here.

Yes sir anything you say sir.

Let's have another round.

Oh John you are something else pal.

Say Captain!

I want to talk to you. - Sure, what?

Come on baby, come on, come on!

Come on, come on, come on!

Get up, get up!

Hiyah!

- Hey you all right? - I think it's my foot,

but I'm okay.

All right.

You know I thought he was a fag, until I felt his knife!

A knife?

Got any idea what he's after?

Well one thing's for certain.

- What's that? - It wasn't my body!

We are now departing.

Those of you tossing money into the air are again

reminded that the divers request that you do not

throw pennies, nickles or dimes, only quarters and above.

They are heading straight toward our source of jade!

We have to stop those fools!

- No question man! - Well what the hell happened

last night, you were supposed to kidnap the captain!

Zis is ridiculous! - I told 'ya,

next time we won't miss, don't worry!

I've got this fantastic plan!

- Don't worry he says. - I guarantee that ship

will never reach Warriors' Island.

The plan is already in operation.

This time tomorrow, everybody aboard that ship will be dead!

The spread for today,,

roast suckling pig, lobster chop suey,

and French fried squid.

Those of you who wish to try one of Mrs. Buck's...

By golly this is my ship!

Madam will you please get

down below! - Don't call me madam!

- Mrs. Buck... - Ms!

So what are you doing here...

Ever see so many weirdos?

There are a lot of people here.

Look at 'em, they're packed in like sardines!

I think it's somebody's birthday.

What'd you say your name was?

Cookie Winchell.

How long you been a cop?

Four years.

What do you do? - I'm a male stripper!

Really.

That's interesting.

Excuse me.

Ever hear of the Stallion Galleon in Marina del Rey?

- No. - Hey I'm the star

attraction there!

Could I have another sweet vermouth on the rocks?

Sure, coming right up!

Wanna have dinner tonight doll baby?

I have a boyfriend back in California.

Say uh, you're pretty, do you have a sister?

No, but I have a cousin.

Someplace...

You know like I was saying before,

you'd be surprised at the number of sharp girls

you meet doing a fork lift.

What'd you call 'em, construction groupies?

- No, jealous. - Should I be?

Next to you the others are nothing.

Hey John, more beer?

Hey Mel, how's life?

All right.

You know Mel here is contact, uh,

full contact karate champion of the West Coast.

Wow.

Attention everybody!

Today is Steve Polaski‘s 30th birthday!

Let's hear it!

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday dear Stevie, ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

You're not concentrating on this!

Maybe you're too tense!

, maybe some 3-in-1 Oil?

The Stallion Galleon, it's for girls only.

Mostly starlets, some old timers come there to.

Hey this famous actress, I think you guys would know her,

she sits by the stage?

You gotta see this, she shoves $100 bills

down my jock!

My ex boyfriend couldn't make love to me

til I did a striptease first.

What do you call that?

Fetishes, he was into fetishes.

That's really sick!

Hmm, I don't know, I kind of liked it myself.

Well, excuse me.

Hi!

Can you use a couple more girls?

Sure, come on in!

This is Betty!

Hi!

Hey, hey what's going on in there!

Come on man, hey...

You may not believe this, but I've never done

anything like this before...

You definitely have to relax.

Okay.

- Maybe we'll get... - We're getting it,

we're getting it!

- He's gorgeous isn't he? - Yeah, he is.

Would you like to meet him?

- You know I would. - Come on with me...

- Show it to me! - my pleasure!

We were looking around the room and decided

you are the handsomest man here.

- Thank you. - My friend Betty

is doing a centerfold.

I think it's good for her to be seen with

attractive looking men.

- Oh? - If you play your cards

right, she can be yours!

I'm sorry, Hazel sort of...

No problem.

Tell me about the centerfold.

The centerfold, well,

it's really not for positive sure yet,

well, we still have to...

Why are you doing it, for the money?

Well, gee like I said I don't even know if I...

- For the publicity? - Well, sure, I guess you

could say that I... - You're not doing it

for publicity, I know why you're doing it.

Why am I doing it?

For the Devil.

- The Devil. - Yeah.

Look around this place, it's the Devil's den.

Are you joking?

No Betty, the Devil's no joke.

I've been eyeing you since Long Beach.

Hmm, you have?

Care for a drink?

Mmm, okay.

How 'bout a green grave digger this time?

A green grave digger?

What in the hell is that?

Vodka, creme de menthe, and a lot of cracked ice!

Hey babe, your strap's undone!

Uh, why don't you tie 'em for me?

Sure.

Oh babe, sorry!

Have you seen Eileen?

She left with Big John, after they got hit with the cake.

See in the old days, a vested killer like

a shogun or ninja you could be able to do

just about anything they damn well pleased.

- Oh yeah? - Except maybe three things,

be a bully, fight dirty or run away.

They did any of those things uh,

they were outcasts of society.

The only way they could make things right

was by committing suicide. - Why did they do that

on Warriors' Island?

Well they believed that the monks would

make them raise again from the dead to fight.

That way they would get a second chance, to uh,...

ls that true?

Probably not.

It's just a fantasy.

Yeah.

Hope you're for real.

Me?

I'm flat out Eileen.

I bet you say that to all the girls.

I don't.

I never felt like this about a girl before,

that's the truth.

Ladies and gentlemen, pay no attention

to the fact that southern skies...

Everybody's down here in the boiler room,

myself included, propellor, Captain.

In 20 minutes I think we can rock it loose.

Are you one of those Vietnam veterans that's

always demonstrating on TV?

Nah, the army treated me A-okay.

What'd you do in the army?

- I flew a Huey Cobra. - A helicopter, right?

Machine of war though would be a better term.

Had 16 guns and it was capable of firing

948 rounds per second. - Really?

What kind of work do you do now?

At nights I teach Karate at the Burbank Karate Club.

How 'bout your days?

I'm a Certified Public Accountant.

Where's Lloyd?

Where he always is, in the bar drinking himself silly.

What if your wife shows up?

I'm telling you baby, she won't!

We're only gonna be five minutes, come on!

Five minutes!

Matters should be cleared up

in the engine room shortly!

My god, it must

- Easy! - have been some fight!

Got a little rough but it really wasn't much.

ls there anything I can do to make it feel better?

You're doing just fine.

Whoo!

You're all right!

Come on before my wife gets back!

Hurry, we gotta make it,

you know we haven't got all night, sweetheart!

- Just relax! - What do you mean relax?

Jeez I am relaxed, let's go!

All right

Next thing I knew, the dude's holding on to

an 11-inch switch blade coming towards me!

Here and I wish I'd been there to help you out!

She's got a black belt!

Anyway, here comes this dude, I got no place to go,

just like in the movies, but lucky for me,

I'm fast on my feet, whoa!

Jeffrey!

Come on you guys,

we ain't got all night!

Cooper cool that, that ship ain't going no place,

with 25 pounds of sugar cane in its fuel tank.

Who's got my arrow? - Here!

What about the...

In about, 30 seconds.

And wind velocity is 10 knots.

The valve to the pistons of the main engine.

Gee whiz your boyfriend must have been far out!

Yeah I guess you could say that.

What'd he do for a living?

He belonged to the mafia, he was a hood.

What do you do? - Me?

I teach third grade.

By the way, where's your boyfriend now?

He's dead.

He's dead, ah, I'm sorry to hear that.

Don't be, he was a no-good bastard!

Oh, well, sometimes it just...

He just couldn't keep his hands off other women!

I'd come home and find them in my bed!

He was a rotten son of a bitch!

So one day I had enough, I couldn't take it any more!

So I ended it.

Oh, oh I see, and you took this cruise to

get him out of your mind, right?

I took this cruise to get myself out of the country!

Why?

There's a stupid little murder warrant out for my arrest.

Oh!

Well, I sure hope they get this boat going!

Uh, uh, I'm real anxious to get to Warriors' Island

and see the monks.

Why should we help?

The engines ain't our concern.

Hey let the boys in the boiler room worry about it.

Gin.

You're the luckiest son of a bitch

I've ever seen!

That makes 60 bucks you owe me.

Hey, where you going?

I want another beer!

But Jenn...

My god!

Ah, we're under attack!

Attack, help, help!

Help me!

What was that?

That was Lloyd!

Come on!

What the hell was that?

Uh, what is this?

Go hide under the stairs!

Go hide under the stairs!

Hey!

Stay with the girls!

Hey Rudy...

- Don't run away! - What's going on?

Hmm hmm...

Uh, I just thought of something,

what if my roommate gets done working out early?

No sweat, the more

the merrier!

Holy smokes, who the heck is he?

What do you think you're doing?

No!

Son of a...

Stop it!

Let go!

Captain!

- Send out a Mayday call! - Yes sir, yes sir!

Your, attention please,

all uh, passengers should stay inside until further notice,

do not go out on decks!

Repeat all passengers stay put!

Come on you little

son of a bitch, come on!

Mayday, Mayday!

This is the Star of Los Angeles,

latitude 13 degrees, 38 minutes north,

longitude 20...

Ya!

Ya!

Keep your filthy hands off me asshole.

Hai!

Hai!

Hai!

Where's Eileen?

Oh!

Where's that damn gun?

Around here somewhere...

Ah, ah-ha!

This works!

Repel boarders!

Repel boarders!

All passengers cabins!

This god damned ship is under siege!

We've been boarded by a bunch of maniacs!

All passengers go to your cabins, and lock your doors!

Repeat, go to your cabins!

Don't open your door until you hear the all clear!

Eileen!

Ah, what's that? - Gasoline!

Jesus H. Christ, she's on fire!

Take that you dirty bastards!

Just when I find the god damn gun,

they set fire to the god damned ship!

Come on!

Man the fire hose!

Turn it on, turn it on!

It's all on!

Well then turn it up!

It is up Captain!

- Turn it on! - It is on!

Nothing on this tub works!

God dammit!

Come on!

Here help me, here!

Give him a hand there, give him a hand!

Hey, where is she, where's what's her name?

- Who? - Hazel, where's Hazel?

I don't know I haven't seen her Captain!

Hey, where are you going?

Will you come on, the ship's on fire!

All right you guys now hurry up!

Where are you going?

- To the ship! - She's in the life raft!

- Are you sure? - Will you come on!

- Let me go! - Come on!

Oh wait,!

All set?

Last one to drop over!

Lloyd, get out of the boat!

Oh no!

That's it, easy,...

Cookie, you're next, come on!

Come on you guys now hurry up!

Come on!

- Come on! - I don't wanna

leave my ship! - Wait for us!

Come on Hazel! -, my ship!

- Come on! - I don't want to go,

it's my ship!

Get over the side!

The ship's going down!

All the way!

All right...

Well old girl, business has ended.

Adios.

Boy it's a big haul this time!

I told you these monks wouldn't get fancy

if we stood our ground.

We got a good thing going for us here Cooper.

One basket of this shit is worth over $200,000!

Yes one thing I can't understand,

if the monks like sex so much, why don't they go

directly to a whorehouse and buy it themselves?

They're not buying the girls for sex!

Then why are they buying them?

- For food! - Are you serious?

They claim that female flesh,

gives them the power to raise the dead.

Come on let's go.

What's our chance of being sighted?

Zero, we're at least a couple of hundred miles

from the commercial shipping lanes.

We're taking water on really fast.

I know.

Don't worry Hazel, everything's gonna be all right.

I feel so sick I feel lousy!

I know.

How long you think this raft will stay afloat?

About a day, tops.

If a certain party hadn't been so damn cheap

when it came to maintenance, we could stay adrift

for a week, at least.

Ah!

- What's that? - There, there a plane!

Will you look at that!

- Help! - A Plane!

- Hey you dummy! - We're here, here!

We're here!

You and the rest of our boys,

what's left of them, that is,

have done a great job in this little operation

I'm running, so I've decided to increase

your share of the profits to 15%.

Hey, are you sure they barbecue 'em,

they don't just boil 'em in a pot?

They barbecue them.

What's that?

What?

That popping?

- It's peoplel - People?

It's those people from the ship,

you stupid son of a bitch!

You can't do nothing right Cooper!

You should have been destroyed at birth!

Hey, hey you!

Here, here!

- We're here! - We're here!

Here we are!

- Bastard! - Stop!

How come he didn't tip his wings?

Crossbows!

That's what I get for teaming up with a hippy!

Can you hear me out there?

Can you hear me out there?

Hello, can you hear me out there?

Save your breath son, you're only talking to the sharks.

The South China Sea is famous for sharks.

What's that?

It's land!

- Oh! - Ah!

It's land! - It's land!

Looks like we're gonna be on land in less...

Hey!

It's land, land ahoy! - Why so glum?

We're gonna be on land in a few minutes!

Land!

into a juicy coconut!

I think I'm gonna vomit!

Go ahead Hazel, you'll feel better!

Grab my hands!

- Eileen... - Walk, watch your dress!

Good old Mother Earth!

raft, hot shower.

Where are we?

Well I would say this is Warriors' Island.

What's the next move?

We got two choices, we can stay here on the

beach and wait for help, or we can trek inland,

and try to get some help.

- Let's go. - Hold it John.

Okay what about the rest of you?

What do you want to do?

Chin?

What do you think?

We should not be here!

Well Jesus, there's not much we can do about that!

Come on, let's get the show on the road!

Oop!

Thanks Harry.

I think our chances of spotting a drug store

are next to nil, Hazel.

Keep a sharp eye out for snakes Harry,

I can't stand snakes!

It's a hell of a lake.

You wanna stop here?

We still got a half hour of daylight left.

Let's keep going. - Okay.

Hold it.

This is where we camp for the night.

The one mistake we made Chin was

not bringing a case of gin with us!

- Let's go Lloyd. - Who elected you the leader?

Nobody, I'm just saying we gotta get out of here...

I don't give a crap what you say!

I got as much right as anybody to call

the shots in this group!

Another thing O'Malley, stay the hell away from my wife!

Come on Mike, we don't have time for games.

He wants to camp here, let him.

Oh, I see, body beautiful thinks

he's gonna call the shots.

- Let's go. - Wait a minute,

I want to know if you're the new self-appointed leader.

Don't ever put your hand on me again!

Come on Lloyd!

- O'Malley! - Oh my god!

- Lloyd, wait... - Jesus!

Wait a minute I

beautiful!

All right that's it, we're gonna camp here for the night.

You're not thinking about going for a swim are 'ya?

You know, Asian piranha are twice as big as

the South American kind.

How do you know that?

In the war I saw a Viet Cong fed to 'em.

- Sorry about that. - That's okay.

People react to pressure in different ways.

Michael, thank you for, watching over the group.

I hope I'm, not overstepping my boundaries.

I think a group needs a leader.

That's not what I mean.

I mean with you.

I'm sorry that's not fair of me.

No it's fair, it's just not simple.

Lloyd is a really nice man, he means really well,

he just drinks too much, and gets

a little confused sometimes.

Do you love him?

No.

Well I can't tell you how much I wanted to hear that.

Remember those things Harry, those big,

mon, mon, monitor lizards?

Well I hate 'em!

Keep an eye out for monitor lizards will 'ya Harry?

I'm scared!

This is the place on the Brochure!

- You superstitious? - Oh my god help us!

This must be the place where they buried the

god damned Kung Fu fighters.

Quick, run!

, watch out!

Yeah!

Let me see the bulles!

Let's move in for the kill!

- these guys! - Yeah let's go for it man!

I saw Clint Eastwood do this in a movie once!

- What are you gonna do? - Down would you?

I hear something!

Die!

Die sucker!

Where's Eileen, huh, huh?

No,!

I know you!

You bastards!

Why do those dudes want to harass us so badly?

Now I know where I know that guy from!

- Who? - That guy with this bazooka!

He's the guy I saw at that cat house!

He took a look at the brochure and he

warned us not to come here!

That still doesn't answer the question

why he doesn't want us here.

There must be something here they don't want us to see.

Uh fellas, there's some gentlemen behind us.

Welcome my friends!

Who the hell are you guys?

I wanted to ask you the same question.

Follow me.

What do you think?

Like the man said, let's follow him.

You came on this island without permission.

We had no choice.

But you are still trespassing.

- That's bullshit. - John, cool it.

Okay, you guys say you have no radio.

Could you lend us a boat? - That is a possibility.

Let's get out of here these guys are jerking us around,

they're not gonna give us diddly!

If you want help, you must earn it.

- How? - By proving yourself

in battle.

We were not convinced on what we saw in the cemetery.

Your opponents showed cowardice, when pressed.

You must demonstrate,

superior fighting skills, for you to redeem yourselves!

- I got your redeem. - What do you want us to do?

Fight our champions.

If you defeat them, we will help you.

What's that, what am I eating?

- It could be a lot worse. - Excuse me.

Could be a lot worse if we don't get

anything to drink at all!

Did you know I used to be in show business?

No I didn't know that Hazel.

Uh-huh, I was in a contract, to Warner Brothers.

I'll bite that.

A lot of companies were after me.

The gas company, the electric company,

and the power company.

That's funny Hazel.

This is what you'd call an old-fashioned,

all-out, no-strings jungle feast!

Let's cut the ceremonies and get on with the fight.

Departed gladiators of

death, rise from your graves and lock weapons

in battle with the evil

enemy that has invaded our island!

Rise and come forward, from your sacred graves!

Show us bloodshed, like it used to be,

put on a show we will never forget!

Slice the meddlesome intruders into little pieces!

Rise, and come forward

from your sacred graves, so that you can prove

you are not the cowards and losers and

bullies that society said you were!

Oh Master!

Make them invincible!

Make them stronger, so they can,

once more, kill!

Find more, gladiators, show us in death,

what you are!

What is the main course?

This is it.

Jesus that's a worm, and that other...

Yeah?

- You know Hazel... - Maybe you can come work

for me some day, when I open a restaurant.

A McDonald's hamburger!

- Are you sure? - Or a Jack-in-the-Box!

That's her, I'm positive!

Thank you, Heavenly Masters,

for delivering this tender, young,

delicious female!

I started the guided tours at Universal,

did you know that? - The guided tours

at Universal?

- Uh-hmm. - You did?

- You spit on me! - I'm sorry.

- Mai Lu isn't it? - Yes.

I was at your place when it

got raided. - You don't have to worry

about gaining weight so... - You really had me fooled

there, I didn't take you as one of the kidnappers that day.

Did you ever have diarrhea, I mean real serious...

I'm not one of the kidnappers!

None of us are, we want to get off this island

as bad as you do! - Oh sacred masters

in the sky, instill our fighting cadavers with

kicking, slashing strength, to execute righteous slaughter!

We will get you off this island, that's a promise!

- Go round up your friends. - Yeah right!

But there are two more girls,

the monks haven't released yet, inside there!

Let's go get 'em!

You stay here and keep an eye on things.

Hey the other one's an American!

Move out!

I'll have you untied in a minute!

Eileen!

Let's get out of here right now!

Come on Harry, we're leaving!

Let's get out of here! - Let's get the hell

out of here!

, we gotta get out of here!

Will you save her, here!

Here sweethearts!

Harry?

Hey, Harry, watch out behind you!

Come on let's go!

Let's get our asses out of here!

Cookie come on let's go!

Come on, let's go!

Wait guys, not yet, wait!

Come on for god's sakes!

Come on! - Hurry up you guys, come on!

Come on!

Come on!

I feel so scared!

- Stop... - I can't go on.

Really, just drop me, please...

Harry, I think he's gonna die!

It's okay, hey baby it's okay!

Good bye Ann...

He was one of my passengers!

A paying passenger!

My god!

That lake is infested with piranha Harry...

Hey, that's Speer's plane!

Yeah I'm positive! - You sure?

That's how I got here!

That's how we're

leaving too, let's hit it!

, just passed us by!

- It looks like we can gonna - See the water?

finally get out of here!

This is the last one Cooper!

Any more, and the plane won't be able to take off!

That would be a hell of a note wouldn't it?

There were all these weird looking guys

standing around, they ripped off my clothes

and put me in that cage,.

Don't get too close to the water Harry,

I'm telling you it's full of piranhas!

Weird cage, funny looking cage.

Don't touch it Harry,

you might get the creeping crud!

What's that green?

Harry I think it's some kind of mine!

Look at that big green rock!

I think it's a jade mine Hazel.

Oh!

We gotta... - Wait!

John and I are gonna check out the airplane!

You guys wait here!

- Just a quick look! - Stay here Hazel.

We got the plane, if that doesn't work

we'll still think of something!

Listen, I know you feel sorry about

losing all your buddies, but with this our jade

you can retire!

I think we should have gone with the original source

in the first place, instead of haggling

with a bunch of cannibals.

- I don't believe this! - Believe it!

Let's go check out the cockpit!

Can you fly this freak?

Maybe.

If I can find the keys.

- Who the hell is that? - He was a helicopter

pilot in Vietnam!

Okay everybody listen up please.

We can't find the keys to the ignition,

but if everybody gets in the airplane,

I'm gonna see if I can cross a wire, okay?

- Okay. - Okay.

That's far enough!

Sorry we have to keep meeting under these circumstances!

Actually if you had listened to me in the first place

about not coming here, the bloody scene which is

about to happen could have been avoided!

Let's get out of here!

Holy shit, not again!

Hai!

Hai-ya. hai-yah!

Good shot Chin!

Son of a bitch!

Bastard!

Help, I'm bleeding!

There's piranha!

Piranha!

Hai, yah!

Hey!

Hey!

Everybody inside!

Move it!

They're coming!

Look Harry, we're rich!

We sure are Hazel!

Now we can get a new boat!

And this time we're gonna be partners, huh?

We're rich!

Where's old Go Chin, I gotta tell him

he's getting a raise!

Oh no!

Hungry bastards aren't they?

Come on John get your ass in the airplane!

Hey here, quick!

Take this!

Come on O'Malley, get this thing up, get it up!

Come on, up!

Oh, we're rich Hazel, we're rich!

Oh Harry, Harry, I love you!