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I used to only make
that art house crap.
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And Berlin's pseudo-intellectual, pop
culture idiots would watch that shit.
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Deep down inside, I was very unhappy.
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Then at this retrospective,
they showed
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"Life Is All You Get"
for the millionth time.
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I was sitting in the theater
and suddenly all I could do was cry.
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RABBIT WITHOUT EARS
You had a breakdown. Tell us about it.
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I realized
I was letting life pass me by.
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And then I said to myself, Jurgen,
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"To hell with that cool dude and his
tooth gap. You can be more than that!"
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Jurgen, you spent the last 8 months
in California.
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A wonderful country, great people.
The glau is always half full.
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I took a few claues
with a motivation trainer there.
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He showed me
you can make your dreams come tru!
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Your appearance
has changed a bit, too.
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Yes. Even if it's hard to believe,
I used to have an inferiority complex
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about my teeth and my looks.
I covered it up by telling jokes.
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They say you went under the knife
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of a famous plastic surgeon,
any comment?
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I had my teeth
and my cheek bones done.
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Hair implants and some silicone work.
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Silicone?
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Where?
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Butt implants! All the stars do it.
Check it out.
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Here, check it out! Here!
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They all have them. J-Lo, everybody.
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Jurgen, is this all because
you'll be turning 40 soon?
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I don't have a problem with
getting older. I never looked better.
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- I understand now what life's about.
- And that is?
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It may sound superficial,
but it's tru.
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For years I preached to my kids
about inner valus, but it's rubbish!
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- Appearances count. Valus catch up.
- Last qustion.
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Jurgen, last qustion.
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You had surgery.
It's amazing. You look great!
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What would you say if your kids
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suddenly wanted plastic surgery, too?
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I mean, you're a role model.
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They might try to emulate you.
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If it makes them feel better, why not?
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It's walls in our heads.
That's what I'm talking about.
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Free yourself from them
and you can do anything.
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Don't let life pass you by.
Take control yourself.
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You're your own captain
on your own big ship of life.
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Yeah.
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Alright, guys. I gotta go!
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He used to be so cool.
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Now he's pumped up with silicone.
America really can corrupt you.
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But everyone here
has silicone boobs, too.
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It's fine for boobs,
but not Jurgen's ass!
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- There's good and bad plastic surgery?
- Sure!
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Look out!
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Children, ear flaps on!
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It's a crosswalk, you giant asshole!
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I'd be a blind bat
with those on my nose too!
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Four-eyes!
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Where were we?
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Oh yeah.
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Boob reductions
are pointless operations.
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Boob augmentations, liposuction,
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getting rid of cellulite,
absolutely necessary.
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What about penis extensions?
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You have the ability to ruin
every serious discussion we have.
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Pull over. The minister's lover.
Right by a baby shop!
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- Shopping with our taxes, Mandy?
- I'm just taking a walk.
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So that's not actually a pram there?
Just an oversized purse on wheels?
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It's not mine.
I saw it sitting there.
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when the baby's here, what then?
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will you tell us it's your new,
diaper-wearing, bald boyfriend?
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Ludo, I've told you before,
I'm not pregnant!
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Oh, so I must be mistaken then.
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Maybe you've just gotten fat!
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- Fat?
- Sure, I'll just write 'fat. '
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Ludo, you know what?
You're a real bastard!
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MINISTER'S LOVER PREGNANT
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There you are.
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You brought our sweet little Lollo.
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He behaves so well in restaurants!
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I told you, Lollo.
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Your uncle was
looking forward to seeing you.
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- Since he forgot your birthday.
- Oh, shit!
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Shit! Shit!
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Sweet kid.
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Weren't you in India at the orphanage?
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I was, and I brought back
sweet little Shiva here.
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Is she your latest?
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If his mouth is open, he's lying.
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And he's useless in bed, too.
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- Wasn't my impression.
- All faked.
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I'm sorry you slept with my brother.
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- But I want to order.
- Let's get it over with.
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Ludo?
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How would you like
a nice big dish of meat?
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Lots of different kinds?
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Just one gets so boring.
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Just water.
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But not a hysterical,
reproachful water
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that's never heard
of one-night stands.
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A calm, non-stressful one.
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I'll have the meat platter.
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Sounded good.
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Still no news. If he hasn't called
by tonight, I'll forget it.
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What about
that graphic artist you always call?
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No way. It's over. For good.
He's such a pervert!
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- What? Why?
- Doesn't matter.
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- No, tell me.
- No, it's yucky.
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- Fine, then don't.
- Alright, if you insist.
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He said he wanted me
to pee the next time we meet.
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What? In front of him?
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- I couldn't do that.
- Anna, on him!
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You've got a knack
for finding weirdoes.
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I know.
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But I have stories to tell,
unlike you.
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But I wouldn't constantly order
anchovy pizza,
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I know it tastes bad.
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- Pizzas don't give you orgasms.
- Guys do?
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- True.
- When you eat it, the pizza's gone.
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Pizza won't say it's too young
for responsibility at 38.
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- You don't have to say it was good.
- It doesn't look at you saying,
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"Come! Come! Come!"
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Quiet up there!
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Enjoy.
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Jeez, Ludo.
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You can't go on like this forever.
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Why?
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My job is fun. I've got great friends.
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I date pretty women.
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And what about love,
affection and security?
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The warmth of a family?
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Seeing your sleeping child
and feeling your heart burst with joy.
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You're miuing
the best things in life.
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Lollo, come here now!
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Moritz? Okay, I'm coming.
Gotta run.
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Klitschko is proposing
to Yvonne Catterfeld.
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- That soccer player?
- Precisely.
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It never happened before
and never will.
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Then get yourself a new guard.
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It's all cordoned off.
we can forget it.
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Go cry with the other girls.
I'm getting my shot!
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You're so cruel.
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Being realistic
doesn't make me a pansy.
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Andreas.
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- You okay?
- Ludo!
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- We need seats in the restaurant.
- Not today.
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what are you smiling at?
Lucky I don't smack you one.
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What're we going to do?
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Has your bou seen the photos
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of your party
in the President Suite?
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What party?
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Remember? The cute mustached guys.
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In police uniforms. Were they real?
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How about free passes
to our wellness area?
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The sundeck has
a fantastic view of the city lights.
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Do we look like frustrated wives?
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And of the gorgeous, see-through
glass dome over our restaurant.
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What will it be? A massage?
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A Cleopatra bath? A facial?
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We have 10 minutes. What's quick?
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- Wellness means relaxation and not...
- Fine. I'll take the massage.
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Excellent. Danielle?
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Yes.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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May I take you to my room?
You may undress there.
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Glad to.
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Would you give me
the Cleopatra bath?
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Of course I will.
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Me and a few slutty maids
looking for an extra buck.
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It's our special service for perverts
who think this is a cheap brothel.
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Okay, sorry. It doesn't hurt to ask.
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- So what's the quickest?
- Thorsten!
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One full body depilation!
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Depilation? Doesn't that hurt?
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- It depends.
- On what?
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If you have hair or not.
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What's that weird squaking?
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It's the sound
of dolphins in the ocean.
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It's very relaxing.
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Sure having fun, those dolphins.
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Dolphins are very social.
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- Almost human.
- Ludo, I'm coming!
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I think one of them is called Ludo.
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Ludo! Ludo!
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- Au revoir!
- Au revoir.
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Dear friends, my dear Yvonne...
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An old Russian proverb says:
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Even if women were made of glass,
you couldn't see through them.
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That way. Go.
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And my personal opinion on that:
proverbs are often complete nonsense!
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- Come on!
- What is this shit?
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when I first saw you at
the Golden Camera, standing there...
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- Ouch!
- Come on!
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- Looking at me with those blu eyes.
- I remember, my buttercup...
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It's the perfect shot!
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- This wax is stuck to the railing.
- Then rip it off.
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The hell I will.
Do you know how much that'll hurt?
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At that moment I knew...
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... that I had fallen in love
with you, with your beauty.
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Come and take the damn picture!
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Your soul.
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Your heart.
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Ludo, it's glass! It'll break!
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- Your gracefulness.
- "It'll break!"
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Panda bear, that's lovely,
but "brevity is the soul of wit. "
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Watch!
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Get to the point.
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Is that cracking?
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We're hungry.
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- Yvonne, I love you.
- It's bullet-proof.
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And I want to ask you here and now...
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- Did you invite him?
- No, but since he dropped in...
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Little man...
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I don't remember inviting you.
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Resume the Ludo Decker hearing.
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Let's move to the sentencing.
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Why is she
giving me that evil look?
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Actually, she's looking at me.
She's crou-eyed.
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How do you know that?
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She's my ex-wife.
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Your ex-wife? Shit! Then she's biased.
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No! We separated on good terms.
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- Really? Look at her expression.
- I know.
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She looked like that at our wedding.
Believe me, it doesn't mean a thing.
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Have the gentlemen finished?
Then I may proceed.
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The court regards the defendant's
claim to have gotten lost
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on the hotel roof
a feeble attempt at self-protection.
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The court holds the defendant's
behavior to be highly immature.
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The court moves to forego
the fine requsted by the prosecutor.
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Bingo, I said so!
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The defendant should be allowed
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to work on his poor social skills.
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I sentence him to 8 months of jail.
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- I'm going to jail!
- Wait!
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Erika! Come on!
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Sit your ass down!
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The sentence will be suspended.
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Terms will be 300 hours'
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community service.
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- In a city day-care center.
- She can't!
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She can!
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If the defendant Violates probation,
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the prison sentence will be enforced.
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DAlLY CHECKMATED
Hot off the press this morning,
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for gentlemen with kind regards.
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He screwed you two!
When I say screwed, I mean it.
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And that Jurgen Vogel
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screwed you two idiots
good and proper.
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He's laughing at us!
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Including me!
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00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:14,527
Do you know what I can't stand?
Do you know?
249
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,739
- When someone makes fun of us.
- You deserve a diploma!
250
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,450
Things like that happen.
251
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,078
Remember Hitler's diary?
252
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,166
So? And did we print it?
253
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,502
- No.
- Now here's something funny.
254
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:36,382
Your naked ass on Klitschko's
wedding ring. Hilarious, ain't it?
255
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,802
Let's get it on YouTube, eBay!
256
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,931
And to change the subject,
how did it go in court?
257
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:47,435
They hit me with 300 hours'
community service.
258
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:50,563
300 hours for that nonsense?
Was she mad?
259
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,399
What?
260
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:57,236
You'll have to cut back a little
on your free-time.
261
00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:01,782
Cut back.
Cut back on fuck-bunnies. Good one!
262
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:07,121
And now get out! Okay?
But instead of Stefan and Lukas,
263
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:12,001
you two get me pictures of those
folk music morons! Got it? Go!
264
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,175
Michi Nussbaumer and Daniela Berg.
265
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:22,887
You have decided to tie the knot
after 9 long years.
266
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,015
Michi, why did you wait so long?
267
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:31,562
Well, I asked my sweet pea before,
but she didn't want me.
268
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:36,317
When we were on Karl Moik's show,
269
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:40,696
Michi came to me and said
"we'd make a super team.
270
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,115
Whaddya say?"
271
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,534
Why did you say no, Dani?
272
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,079
We were only 12.
273
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,207
It was our first TV performance.
274
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:57,129
Michi, there have been strange rumors
of you wanting to separate.
275
00:20:57,464 --> 00:21:00,258
And others about an affair.
Any comment?
276
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:04,220
They're nonsense.
277
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:06,973
Wouldn't you like to try the meat?
278
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:10,434
The world isn't always rosy
in our business.
279
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:14,313
And yet our job
is the best in the world!
280
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:18,150
We don't just sing
'Baby, yeah, yeah' all the time.
281
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:20,695
Our music comes from the heart.
282
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:26,826
- Andi had a problem with Dani and me.
- What are you talking about?
283
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,577
- Tell 'em!
- What?
284
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:29,912
Well?
285
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:33,082
Shall we take the photo
in front of the wedding cabinet?
286
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,460
- Fine.
- May we go to the toilet?
287
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,755
- We need to go to the toilet.
- I'm eating.
288
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,841
I'll keep an eye on that.
289
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,470
Up the staircase and straight ahead.
290
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,181
You want me to hide in the cabinet?
291
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:52,268
Just until something happens.
Then snap and go.
292
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:56,439
Shall I just stroll out,
"Hi! Could I have another sausage?"
293
00:21:57,190 --> 00:22:00,109
- Think of something.
- Then you sit here!
294
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,695
Are you nuts?
I have to get to that day-care.
295
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:06,741
And what if they don't fight?
Things looked very sweet just now.
296
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:11,579
I think the sausage has gone to
your head. I'm relying on you. Okay?
297
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:21,505
- I can say what I want, stupid cow!
- So the tabloids can write
298
00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:25,926
- You're screwing that slut.
- Manula can't even spell slut.
299
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,804
Because she's so stupid!
300
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:32,058
I hate this stupid Bavarian crap!
301
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,810
This saccharin bullshit!
302
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:38,606
Then go back to your home town
and your job at the meat counter.
303
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:44,195
- Pulling Andi into this was low!
- He told everyone.
304
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:48,491
Andi Borg knows. Karl Moik knows.
Florian Silbereisen knows.
305
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,868
If he knows, then Carmen does.
306
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:55,122
Who's fault is it?
Whose hormones are out of control?
307
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:58,959
- At least I have some.
- I hate you!
308
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:03,631
Hey!
309
00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:07,510
Hey! Are you crazy?
310
00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:10,346
Grandpa's favorite bell.
It's broken!
311
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:18,646
Michi, I didn't mean it like that.
312
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:34,078
- Hello, I'm...
- Ludo Decker. I don't believe it.
313
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:39,125
- Have we met?
- Yes. I'm Anna Gotzlowski.
314
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,629
- Doesn't ring a bell.
- No?
315
00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:47,174
Think hard.
316
00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:59,770
Isn't it sometimes nicer not to call
and keep the memory of it?
317
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:03,190
- What are you on about?
- I was probably drunk.
318
00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:06,902
Are they from our garden?
319
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,113
- Did you rip them out?
- No.
320
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,449
They're for you.
321
00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:18,205
- So what do you want?
- I'm here for my community service.
322
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:20,624
That's you?
323
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:23,335
Come in.
324
00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:28,716
- Nice glasses.
- Bootlicker.
325
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,343
Could I use the toilet?
326
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:34,096
- Right here.
- Thanks.
327
00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:38,017
And aim for Snow white!
328
00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:47,902
- What are you doing here?
- I have to pee.
329
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:50,696
With a phone?
330
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:54,617
No. 1 or No. 2?
331
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:57,369
- Who's asking?
- I am.
332
00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:04,877
That way.
333
00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:12,468
And aim for Snow white!
334
00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:23,187
Come on, think hard. Anna Gotzlowski.
Gotzlowski. With a 'G'!
335
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:28,150
- And she's butt-ugly?
- Nerdy glasses and a cat jersey.
336
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:31,445
- You'd never talk to someone like her.
- I just don't know.
337
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:34,240
What about
that children's benefit gala?
338
00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:37,785
- You left with the 'Leute' presenter.
- The film prize?
339
00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:40,871
- The twin hostesses.
- And the Aids gala?
340
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:43,999
The Asian weightlifter. I wanted her.
341
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:49,547
No private calls! Time for work!
Got it? Hang up! Thanks.
342
00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:56,220
- Remember the meeting with the bou.
- No can do. I can't leave.
343
00:25:56,555 --> 00:26:00,224
The hell I will!
His blood pressure is already 580!
344
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,685
Don't cry. I'll be there ASAP.
345
00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:04,603
I have to brown nose for a while.
346
00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:06,939
- A brown hose?
- Nose!
347
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:09,149
What do you mean 'hose'?
348
00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:13,904
Good grief!
349
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:20,494
Do you remember now?
350
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,501
I can give you a hint:
351
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,587
Playing field.
352
00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:32,756
Bortshausen.
353
00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:37,261
Soccer.
354
00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,346
Hey, four-eyes!
355
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,517
Here it comes.
356
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,909
Very funny, Ludo.
357
00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:03,495
Laugh it up!
358
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:07,708
- You were Susi's or Bine's friend?
- Nope.
359
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,711
But we had a load of fun together.
360
00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:13,881
Or you had your fun with me.
361
00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:17,009
You played that funny game with me.
362
00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:19,428
-3, 2, 1.
- What was it called?
363
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:22,181
- Fire!
- Magnet bingo?
364
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:29,271
Yeah! Magnet bingo! Now I remember.
365
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:30,939
Small world!
366
00:27:31,274 --> 00:27:35,736
You're little Anna.
You always tattled on me to my sister.
367
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:40,491
Stupid idiot!
I'm telling your sister!
368
00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:44,495
- And I thought we had had sex.
- I was eight!
369
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:48,123
We're only good, old friends. Super!
370
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:52,044
- We're not friends.
- Come on. I used to give you Cokes.
371
00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:55,714
Your parents wouldn't let you drink
that American crap.
372
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,800
Hey, four-eyes!
Nice glasses.
373
00:27:58,134 --> 00:28:00,135
Thanks.
374
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:04,306
- Want a tasty Coke?
- Coke is very yummy.
375
00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:05,891
Catch!
376
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,310
Thanks.
377
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:21,448
- You asshole!
- That was funny!
378
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:24,243
You'll have your fun soon enough.
Promise.
379
00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:28,205
Then he'll have to wait!
380
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:36,088
Ask him about his stupid vacation home
on Sylt! That'll calm him down again.
381
00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:40,050
- Turn it off.
- I'm working.
382
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:44,430
- Right. We need a new jungle gym.
- I'm a journalist, not a handyman.
383
00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:48,892
I'll put it together, you can help
Cheyenne-Blu in the john.
384
00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:52,896
- She has trouble with Snow white.
- I'll build it. Where is it?
385
00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:55,023
You're sitting on it.
386
00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:59,903
Here are the instructions.
It should be easy.
387
00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:03,657
Just follow the arrows.
388
00:29:06,953 --> 00:29:09,163
Unfortunately it's all in Dutch.
389
00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:13,751
Are you sure
it's not for a jet engine?
390
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:17,045
Listen up, jerk. If you refuse,
391
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:21,300
one call to your probation officer
and you land in jail.
392
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:23,886
Thank you.
393
00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:29,266
Same to you, stupid cow.
394
00:29:43,656 --> 00:29:46,408
You say pretty funny things.
395
00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:49,828
Really? Then you're
the only girl here who thinks so.
396
00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:55,751
Maybe we should've given him
the German instructions.
397
00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:59,505
You can't be serious!
I told you everything he did to me.
398
00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:02,633
But he is kinda sexy. Don't you think?
399
00:30:03,843 --> 00:30:07,971
- What's sexy about him?
- His butt, for example. Pretty hot.
400
00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:13,644
You're drooling.
He's only a stupid underwear model.
401
00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:16,814
Hello?
402
00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:23,153
No way! I don't believe it!
403
00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:32,162
Lena-Chantal, that's why
you have to pick your things!
404
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:34,706
You clean up your crap!
405
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,960
You clean up after yourself!
406
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:39,837
No phone calls here!
407
00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:44,091
- Give it to me now!
- You're kidding.
408
00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:46,677
- Give me your telephone!
- No way!
409
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:50,806
- Okay, friend...
- I thought we weren't friends.
410
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:52,975
Don't you have a job?
411
00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:56,520
- Something to do with a jungle gym?
- I'm done.
412
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,982
- No way. Where?
- Where you wanted it.
413
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,443
I want to see it.
414
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:10,367
- What the hell is this?
- A pretty wild jungle gym set.
415
00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:15,706
- No, it's not. It's a disease.
- I didn't have much time.
416
00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:20,919
Hold on, any half-witted chimp
could put it together in 30 minutes.
417
00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:22,963
If he knew Dutch, sure.
418
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:29,219
Amazing how guys like you always have
an excuse for your own incompetence.
419
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:33,056
Women know everything
but can't put together IKEA shelves.
420
00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:37,936
- I've put together thousands!
- At the IKEA world championships?
421
00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,606
Stupid ass ass!
422
00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:43,567
Pecker!
423
00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:54,244
Now you've wrecked it.
424
00:31:57,832 --> 00:32:01,168
You really try your hardest.
I said no phone calls!
425
00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:04,379
It's a text message.
I'm allowed to read a message!
426
00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,381
No text messaging either!
427
00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:11,929
That didn't hurt.
428
00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:28,445
Nice of you to Visit.
429
00:32:30,239 --> 00:32:34,159
we actually wanted to ask you
about day-care.
430
00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:37,412
Now way! He's a trouble maker!
431
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:41,208
- Only when I'm provoked.
- Don't say that about him!
432
00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:43,043
It's not his fault.
433
00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:48,006
It's a bad idea. If something goes
wrong, the ogre sends me to jail.
434
00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:53,011
- What could happen?
- He's been thrown out of 10 day-cares!
435
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,680
-8.
-12.
436
00:32:55,014 --> 00:32:58,600
- And he bit off his ass-pair's ear.
- She provoked me.
437
00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:03,105
The doctor said in a few years
her natural skin color will come back.
438
00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:06,358
It'd be my death. So, nice seeing you.
439
00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,735
What'd be your death?
440
00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:11,238
Hello, Anna!
441
00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:15,283
Remember me? Lilli, Ludo's sister.
442
00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:17,202
You always tattled to me.
443
00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:20,998
- I didn't tattle.
- Yes, you did.
444
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,458
What's the problem here?
445
00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:27,629
Ludo won't let Lollo
join the day-care group.
446
00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:30,173
Ludo has no say here.
447
00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:33,135
- Welcome to our day-care center.
- Really?
448
00:33:35,638 --> 00:33:39,641
Thanks.
I promise he won't cause trouble.
449
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:41,643
And if he does?
450
00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:44,187
Then it's your fault. Easy.
451
00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:48,942
"Was the happiness of the Bavarian
beauty and the tawdry trumpeter
452
00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:52,112
just a big lie?
Were things over years ago
453
00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:58,493
when Michi started flirting with the
meat counter girl Manula S.?"
454
00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:00,579
I'd love to know who cares.
455
00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:03,540
I'd say about 12 million readers.
456
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:06,877
Stop gabbing, Set up the chairs.
457
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,256
- What's happening?
- Did I say ask qustions?
458
00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:15,177
- Bello Bear's Magic Show.
- Bello, who?
459
00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:17,679
You don't know?
460
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:21,224
An ex music teacher
who writes great children's songs.
461
00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:24,561
A grown-up
who calls himself Bello Bear?
462
00:34:24,937 --> 00:34:28,190
- Of course he thinks it's uncool.
- The kids think he's cool.
463
00:34:28,524 --> 00:34:31,610
Kids think
sticking a pea in your nose is cool.
464
00:34:32,945 --> 00:34:36,823
At least some guys don't
only think about their abs.
465
00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:41,536
When you're done with the chairs,
then you can set up Bello's stage.
466
00:34:42,371 --> 00:34:44,790
I thought the jerk could do magic.
467
00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:48,543
- Good morning. Let's be a bird.
- Eagle!
468
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:52,756
A big bird with long wings.
469
00:34:52,965 --> 00:34:57,552
An eagle.
A golden eagle.
470
00:34:57,970 --> 00:35:01,056
Now let's be coral in the sea,
471
00:35:01,682 --> 00:35:04,893
swaying back and forth.
472
00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:06,812
- In the sea.
- Alright!
473
00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:10,816
Next time aim for Snow white!
That's why Anna painted it there.
474
00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:14,236
What's so difficult
about pooping straight down!
475
00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:17,322
And you get these back
when you act nice again.
476
00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:19,116
You said they were a present.
477
00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:21,868
Do you want your uncle to get upset?
478
00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:24,329
Good morning, sun!
479
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,375
Good morning, grass!
480
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:33,004
Good morning, trees!
481
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,466
Hey, Madonna!
Someone wants to join in here.
482
00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:42,514
- Always making fun of everything.
- They'll get in the waldorf school.
483
00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:46,226
Good morning, globalization opponents!
Good morning, world peace!
484
00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,895
Good morning, armpit hair!
485
00:35:49,438 --> 00:35:53,441
Good morning, Ludo!
486
00:35:55,862 --> 00:36:00,115
- That'll get 'em in the Rutli school.
- Bello's assistant is sick.
487
00:36:00,449 --> 00:36:01,992
Who cares?
488
00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:11,001
There are lots of kids here!
Shall we all call for Mucky?
489
00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:13,795
Yes!
490
00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:16,173
Mucky!
491
00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:30,520
There's Mucky!
492
00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:35,108
So, who are you?
493
00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:39,112
What kind of a funny boy are you?
494
00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:44,326
- I'm Mucky from the Magic Forest.
- I know, tell the kids!
495
00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:49,873
I'm Mucky from the Magic Forest!
496
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:53,710
Yes, Mucky
from the Me-My-Magic Forest.
497
00:36:54,128 --> 00:36:57,797
Can you say it louder and funnier?
498
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:03,470
I'm Mucky from the Magic Forest!
499
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:12,520
- Get on with it, jerk!
- It's my show, buddy!
500
00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:20,028
Let's sing a magic bear song
and everyone can dance along.
501
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:30,205
I'm Bi-Ba-Bello. I come from afar
502
00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:35,502
and all the key-kay-kids
call me the magic bear.
503
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,046
Yeah, yeah.
504
00:37:40,883 --> 00:37:45,220
Yeah, yeah. I'm the magic bear.
505
00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:47,722
Alright, my dear Mucky!
506
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:52,269
Now it's time for some magic!
507
00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:56,606
Abracadabra!
508
00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:06,491
No good?
509
00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:08,743
You are really spoiled.
510
00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:17,377
Then silly-billy Mucky
will have to help me.
511
00:38:17,586 --> 00:38:19,546
Get your paws off me, jerk!
512
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:24,634
- Idiot!
- Get lost, asshole!
513
00:38:28,764 --> 00:38:31,224
Do you know how to tie shoes?
514
00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:34,144
Of course. Come here.
515
00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:37,230
Have a seat.
516
00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:40,191
Fine.
517
00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:44,946
These don't have laces.
518
00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:49,617
But they sure are pretty shoes. New?
519
00:38:49,952 --> 00:38:54,831
- No, I've had them for 5 years.
-5 years! You were born with them?
520
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:57,667
You're funny.
521
00:38:58,085 --> 00:39:00,253
Say, what's your name?
522
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,547
Cheyenne-Blu.
523
00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:06,092
Cheyenne-Blu? That's a uniqu name.
524
00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:08,303
My mom's an actress.
525
00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:12,932
Actresses aren't allowed
to give their kids normal names.
526
00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:16,311
I see. And is your dad an actor?
527
00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:19,481
No, he's an asshole!
528
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,902
And your mom's through with men?
529
00:39:24,236 --> 00:39:28,531
My mom says
she can never get enough men.
530
00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:34,204
She's got lots of new ones now.
Hundreds, even thousands.
531
00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:37,916
- And where from?
- From the theater.
532
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:43,588
Where she works.
She chooses one and brings him home.
533
00:39:45,007 --> 00:39:46,591
Your mom sounds real nice.
534
00:39:47,134 --> 00:39:51,930
But they don't get breakfast.
Only I do.
535
00:39:52,264 --> 00:39:54,682
That sounds good.
536
00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:00,939
Hello.
537
00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:02,857
Mommy!
538
00:40:03,275 --> 00:40:04,651
Hey, there.
539
00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:14,786
- Hi, I'm Nina, Cheyenne-Blu's mom.
- Hi, I'm Ludo.
540
00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:17,247
I've heard a lot about you.
541
00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:20,542
My daughter has a crush on you.
542
00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:23,086
I can understand why.
543
00:40:24,463 --> 00:40:27,048
How nice that mom and daughter agree.
544
00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:30,051
And someone as cute as you
can be crazy about kids?
545
00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:36,975
I believe that society is only worth
as much as the love and affection
546
00:40:37,309 --> 00:40:40,103
it shows to its smallest members.
547
00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:44,691
You know, I don't usually do
something like this,
548
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:49,404
but I'd love to have you over
when the little one's asleep.
549
00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:53,074
Glad to.
550
00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:02,584
Where'd you dig up
this little treasure?
551
00:41:02,918 --> 00:41:08,256
Easy. From his probation officer.
Otherwise he'd have landed in jail.
552
00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:12,385
Really? In jail?
553
00:41:14,930 --> 00:41:17,682
- What?
- Bye.
554
00:41:18,225 --> 00:41:20,435
Ouch! Are you crazy?
555
00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:25,064
- What was that?
- This is not a pick-up joint!
556
00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:29,319
- I am working hard here!
- We're a day-care, not a brothel!
557
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:33,448
Lighten up, baby!
558
00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:37,827
- Say that again and I'll tell on you.
- Go ahead. Just like the old days.
559
00:41:38,412 --> 00:41:41,581
I've had it.
I'm calling your probation officer.
560
00:41:41,790 --> 00:41:43,791
Let's see how funny jail is.
561
00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:46,002
Go ahead. Say hi for me, too.
562
00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:58,139
I am relaxed! If I want to,
I can really let myself go!
563
00:41:58,557 --> 00:42:00,642
I'm an animal in bed!
564
00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:18,493
And another thing:
you gave the kids darts. Great!
565
00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:21,329
Have you lost your mind?
Do you know what could happen?
566
00:42:21,997 --> 00:42:25,124
Jeez, they're kids
not complete idiots!
567
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:26,626
Anna.
568
00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:40,348
If the police
don't revoke your license, I will.
569
00:42:40,766 --> 00:42:44,018
- You can't lose what you don't have.
- What?
570
00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:48,773
- Watch out, four-eyes!
- Four-eyes?
571
00:42:50,776 --> 00:42:53,486
I don't even need them to watch TV.
572
00:43:07,668 --> 00:43:09,335
Great! It was new.
573
00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:11,671
Don't you have any other problems?
574
00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:15,592
Stop! Stop!
575
00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:23,182
To the hospital. Fast!
576
00:43:29,898 --> 00:43:32,567
Shit! I'm out of cash.
577
00:43:36,238 --> 00:43:38,448
What's he doing?
Keep driving!
578
00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:43,911
- Money doesn't grow on trees.
- Hey, we've got an injured child.
579
00:43:44,246 --> 00:43:46,039
Do I look like a charity?
580
00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:50,043
- It's an emergency, you bastard!
- Hey, calm down.
581
00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:52,629
Here's a 20.
582
00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:59,510
- Now get driving, jerk!
- Stay calm.
583
00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:16,402
Uncle Ludo.
584
00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,405
I can't see anything.
585
00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:21,866
It hurts so much.
586
00:44:22,451 --> 00:44:27,163
Nonsense.
It's just a little mosquito bite.
587
00:44:27,581 --> 00:44:29,457
Just a mosquito bite.
588
00:44:50,979 --> 00:44:54,482
- What are you doing? Keep driving!
- End of the road.
589
00:44:56,402 --> 00:44:58,361
If you have another bill,
I'll keep going.
590
00:44:59,905 --> 00:45:00,947
Asshole!
591
00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:13,000
- You always meet again. Wait and see.
- Ludo, let's go.
592
00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:15,545
Fag!
593
00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:30,601
We need a doctor!
594
00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:34,439
And I need the health card
and your son's name.
595
00:45:34,773 --> 00:45:36,524
Can't you see the dart in his head?
596
00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:39,694
- His name!
- Who the hell cares!
597
00:45:40,028 --> 00:45:41,195
Not in that tone.
598
00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:43,531
Can you pay the processing fee?
599
00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:46,868
Get your fat ass moving
and find a doctor!
600
00:45:47,202 --> 00:45:50,705
Or I'll sue you all
after I smack you in the mouth!
601
00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:56,586
The dart is lodged in the skull,
602
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,630
but hasn't penetrated the bone.
603
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,508
The skull lining is intact.
604
00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:06,512
Now I'll pull out the dart.
605
00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:08,681
It'll hurt a little,
606
00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:10,433
but Indians are brave.
607
00:46:12,352 --> 00:46:14,687
It'll just sting a little.
608
00:46:16,231 --> 00:46:19,066
Just don't look at it.
609
00:46:19,485 --> 00:46:21,486
Look at me.
610
00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:24,238
Lollo! Look me in the eye. Tell me,
611
00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:26,616
what's that bunny you like called?
612
00:46:27,910 --> 00:46:30,328
- Felix.
- Felix, right.
613
00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:34,957
- And what does he have on his back?
- A backpack.
614
00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:36,542
Exactly.
615
00:46:38,086 --> 00:46:39,879
That was it.
616
00:46:40,088 --> 00:46:44,884
We'll clean it up a bit,
and then give you a tetanus shot.
617
00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:46,552
What?
618
00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:07,490
Mom!
619
00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:10,785
- I didn't even cry.
- Great!
620
00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:13,079
A real champion.
621
00:47:13,413 --> 00:47:16,916
That's real important when you have
a rusty dart in your head.
622
00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:22,171
Why not leave them in the sandbox
next time? Raises your chances.
623
00:47:22,381 --> 00:47:26,551
If you keep your eye on the kids
as you did today, you'll really help!
624
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,636
Then lock me in the bathroom.
625
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:33,850
- With your head down the toilet!
- Asshole!
626
00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:36,352
- Nice to meet you.
- Stop it!
627
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:39,772
It's okay. We're here almost weekly.
628
00:47:41,441 --> 00:47:44,777
- We both messed up.
- No, you did!
629
00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:46,988
You mess everything up.
You left them in the garden.
630
00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:50,992
And so it's all your fault
that your nephew nearly bled to death!
631
00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:00,543
What are you gaping at?
No forms to fill out?
632
00:48:06,091 --> 00:48:08,384
- Get undressed.
- Everything?
633
00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:12,013
Didn't you want to blow
in the orchestra?
634
00:48:14,516 --> 00:48:16,851
- Okay.
- Alright then.
635
00:48:17,185 --> 00:48:20,062
- Get undressed.
- What instrument should I blow?
636
00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:22,148
You'll see soon enough.
637
00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:24,734
It will be a very big one.
638
00:48:32,868 --> 00:48:34,660
- Pervert!
- It's me.
639
00:48:39,499 --> 00:48:44,003
Hi. I just wanted to say
I didn't call your probation officer.
640
00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:48,341
- Yeah.
- Because I want to stop tattling.
641
00:48:48,675 --> 00:48:51,636
And because I might have been
a little tough on you.
642
00:48:51,845 --> 00:48:54,639
- Is this an apology?
- In a manner of speaking.
643
00:48:54,973 --> 00:48:57,266
A manner of speaking?
644
00:48:58,226 --> 00:49:00,686
- "Dear Ludo..."
- So it's not an apology?
645
00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:06,067
"I may have
emotionally overreacted now and then. "
646
00:49:06,276 --> 00:49:09,195
- "I wasn't always fair..."
- Are you reading this?
647
00:49:09,571 --> 00:49:11,155
Nonsense.
648
00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:13,783
"You did great with Lollo today."
649
00:49:13,992 --> 00:49:17,828
"This shone a light
on certain qualities you possess. "
650
00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:23,125
- "we should've paid better attention. "
- Hey, you are reading it!
651
00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:28,965
"Furthermore I'm sorry for giving you
the complicated Dutch instructions. "
652
00:49:29,174 --> 00:49:31,342
"I shall submit the German ones
to you immediately."
653
00:49:31,677 --> 00:49:35,721
- Did you type it or write it by hand?
- Don't keep interrupting.
654
00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:41,268
Does this make everything
alright again?
655
00:49:42,521 --> 00:49:44,313
Is everything alright, you jerk?
656
00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:47,274
- Whose baton is the biggest?
- Yours!
657
00:49:49,194 --> 00:49:50,736
Who's shouting?
658
00:49:52,364 --> 00:49:55,491
- I'm watching a Jackie Chan film.
- Oh.
659
00:49:58,578 --> 00:50:01,622
- There, it's over.
- So what're you...
660
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:05,835
- What're you doing tomorrow?
- Nothing, why?
661
00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:11,507
- Maybe we could have fish and chips.
- Fish and chips?
662
00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,468
I love fish.
663
00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:18,180
You love fish?
664
00:50:19,474 --> 00:50:20,808
Hello?
665
00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:32,486
I opened his present. A trip to
a 5-star wellness hotel on Mallorca.
666
00:50:32,821 --> 00:50:35,531
I figure
I'm with the best guy in the world.
667
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:39,827
He drives me to the airport.
Kisses me. Separation anxiety.
668
00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:42,371
"How will I manage without you?"
669
00:50:42,581 --> 00:50:45,541
I jokingly say,
"It was your idea, honey. "
670
00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:48,753
I'm at the airport.
My flight gets cancelled.
671
00:50:48,962 --> 00:50:52,423
I take a taxi home.
Open the door and walk in.
672
00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:56,218
He's screwing my best friend.
On my blankie.
673
00:50:56,553 --> 00:50:58,763
- I couldn't believe it.
- That's tough.
674
00:50:59,514 --> 00:51:01,849
It gets worse.
They had one of his pornos on!
675
00:51:02,184 --> 00:51:06,645
I never understood
how anyone can watch that stuff.
676
00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:11,192
I put up with it because I loved him.
But he fucks her on my blankie.
677
00:51:14,029 --> 00:51:17,323
- And then?
- Then I threw him out.
678
00:51:19,284 --> 00:51:22,912
We talked it over, nearly made up,
I forgave him...
679
00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:26,248
And then he went to her and the baby.
680
00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:30,127
I did everything for him.
I made a fool of myself.
681
00:51:31,296 --> 00:51:34,465
And he was just a jerk.
682
00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:43,599
No relationship can work
if you're being made a fool of.
683
00:51:43,809 --> 00:51:48,854
Either the one on top dumps the fool,
because he's bored and lost respect.
684
00:51:49,064 --> 00:51:51,607
Or the fool realizes that he's a fool,
685
00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:56,028
that he's selling himself short
and has nothing left, and he goes.
686
00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:59,031
Look at it like this,
you learnt something:
687
00:51:59,449 --> 00:52:02,827
Men are jerks and make you unhappy.
688
00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:08,290
No man in the world can make you happy
if you weren't happy already.
689
00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:10,793
You have to make yourself happy.
690
00:52:11,002 --> 00:52:14,380
It's totally selfish
to wait at home, frustrated,
691
00:52:14,589 --> 00:52:18,259
expecting someone else
to make you happy all the time.
692
00:52:18,468 --> 00:52:21,053
And anyway it's normal to be unhappy.
693
00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:24,723
I don't run around every day saying,
"Life is awesome!"
694
00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:28,269
Why does everyone expect
to be happy all the time?
695
00:52:28,478 --> 00:52:32,231
Sounds nice, but what do you know
about relationships?
696
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,108
You only want sex.
697
00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:37,820
Think I've never had a relationship?
That's why I'm alone!
698
00:52:38,029 --> 00:52:41,782
It's so difficult to find
someone who's got it together
699
00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:45,035
and doesn't expect me
to make them happy.
700
00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:48,664
And blame me for it when they're not.
701
00:52:51,042 --> 00:52:55,254
- So when's your book coming out?
- What book?
702
00:52:55,463 --> 00:52:59,091
"Ludo Decker,
Pour Some Sunshine in Your Life,
703
00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:01,927
Together Alone. "
704
00:53:03,597 --> 00:53:05,514
Is it in the library?
705
00:53:05,932 --> 00:53:08,017
It's on eBay.
706
00:53:09,311 --> 00:53:12,021
You can't accept responsibility.
You only want sex.
707
00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:13,772
Why not? It's fun.
708
00:53:13,982 --> 00:53:18,027
What about the girls you sleep with?
Are they having fun, too?
709
00:53:18,236 --> 00:53:19,904
I really think so.
710
00:53:20,238 --> 00:53:23,949
They should be grateful they can
sit at home and be love-sick?
711
00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:28,704
- You think they're in love with me?
- Happens to women sometimes.
712
00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:33,834
Not mine. My women know
what they're getting into.
713
00:53:34,252 --> 00:53:37,379
The boundaries are discussed
from the start.
714
00:53:37,923 --> 00:53:41,634
Ludo, you can discuss all you want,
but things change.
715
00:53:41,968 --> 00:53:46,597
Maybe I sleep with a guy and nothing
happens. A one-night stand. Great!
716
00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:49,099
If it was good,
I keep going back...
717
00:53:49,434 --> 00:53:53,270
At some point I think,
maybe he's got more to him.
718
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,565
By the fifth time women are in love.
719
00:53:57,359 --> 00:53:58,400
Really?
720
00:53:58,735 --> 00:54:02,404
No matter what you've discussed,
it's still no free ticket
721
00:54:02,739 --> 00:54:05,366
to act like an ass and
shirk any responsibility.
722
00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:09,912
Responsibility? I only have it
if I'm together with someone.
723
00:54:10,121 --> 00:54:15,584
If I say from the start, "Let's have
fun, but I don't want a relationship. "
724
00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:19,296
Then I'm not an ass.
If you don't get it, tough.
725
00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:23,008
- Then no more sex for you.
- Why not?
726
00:54:23,343 --> 00:54:27,388
You don't get it! They're just acting.
That's the joke.
727
00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:30,140
Listen. You say:
I just want some fun.
728
00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:35,646
She says: Let's just have some fun,
but thinks: Those were duds before me.
729
00:54:35,855 --> 00:54:40,317
He doesn't know I'm the best thing
he's ever had. Wait till he finds out!
730
00:54:40,652 --> 00:54:43,153
You stick to the original agreement,
731
00:54:43,363 --> 00:54:47,992
she's been going down another street
and in the end you're the ass.
732
00:54:49,411 --> 00:54:52,830
So either I have sex and I am an ass,
733
00:54:53,164 --> 00:54:56,709
or I'm not an ass and
I don't have sex, right?
734
00:54:57,043 --> 00:54:58,085
Yes.
735
00:54:59,254 --> 00:55:01,171
Then I'd rather be an ass.
736
00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:03,924
I thought so.
737
00:55:13,601 --> 00:55:16,562
Let's be serious.
That woman has no clu.
738
00:55:16,896 --> 00:55:19,398
That's why she's working
at a day-care center.
739
00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:23,527
- My dad's a renter.
- Center.
740
00:55:24,070 --> 00:55:26,655
No, a renter!
741
00:55:28,616 --> 00:55:31,577
I'm proof she doesn't know
what she's talking about.
742
00:55:31,911 --> 00:55:34,121
I'm a woman.
743
00:55:34,456 --> 00:55:35,914
Right?
744
00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:39,543
I'm telling you,
745
00:55:39,878 --> 00:55:41,962
some women only want sex.
746
00:55:43,548 --> 00:55:46,550
- Maybe they're pretending.
- The hell they are!
747
00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:50,679
- Ludo, relax.
- Don't ruin things.
748
00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:53,265
You're too tense.
749
00:55:54,267 --> 00:55:57,603
I'm a woman and I only want sex.
750
00:55:57,937 --> 00:55:59,063
Dirty,
751
00:55:59,606 --> 00:56:00,647
quick,
752
00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:02,649
hard.
753
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:06,278
And the best thing is: no ties.
754
00:56:07,447 --> 00:56:10,157
And on top of it:
755
00:56:11,076 --> 00:56:14,328
I turn into a pizza afterward.
756
00:56:14,871 --> 00:56:16,789
Holy cow.
757
00:56:44,776 --> 00:56:45,984
What's up?
758
00:56:50,156 --> 00:56:52,032
Did I do something wrong?
759
00:57:04,629 --> 00:57:07,214
I think you better go.
760
00:57:10,218 --> 00:57:12,094
Is that good?
761
00:57:58,558 --> 00:58:00,017
It's Ludo!
762
00:58:17,952 --> 00:58:19,536
Come in.
763
00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:23,916
- Where's Anna?
- Asleep.
764
00:58:27,378 --> 00:58:29,880
- Has sex ever put you to sleep?
- All the time.
765
00:58:30,715 --> 00:58:33,842
With my ex. It was better that way.
766
00:59:02,872 --> 00:59:04,831
What are you doing here?
767
00:59:06,125 --> 00:59:07,668
What's that?
768
00:59:09,420 --> 00:59:12,214
It is ugly, huh? It's Miriam's.
769
00:59:14,759 --> 00:59:17,344
I'm drinking OuZo. What're you doing?
770
00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:20,347
Ludo just screwed a woman to sleep.
771
00:59:21,182 --> 00:59:23,308
- Really? No way!
- Really.
772
00:59:23,851 --> 00:59:26,144
- She fell asleep while fucking?
- No.
773
00:59:26,354 --> 00:59:29,231
Not directly.
He licked her to sleep.
774
00:59:31,693 --> 00:59:35,320
- Way cool.
- She was probably playing dead.
775
00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:40,659
Like when animals play dead
to stop anything worse from happening.
776
00:59:42,787 --> 00:59:45,205
Did you dig or pick?
777
00:59:46,749 --> 00:59:50,127
I have to explain something to you
about men.
778
00:59:50,503 --> 00:59:52,921
There are 3 types,
ones who do nothing,
779
00:59:53,256 --> 00:59:55,549
the diggers and the pickers.
780
00:59:55,883 --> 00:59:59,428
The ones who do nothing
expect you to be clean-shaven.
781
00:59:59,762 --> 01:00:02,514
But they aren't.
They expect a nightly blowjob.
782
01:00:02,849 --> 01:00:05,642
Then fall straight asleep.
783
01:00:05,977 --> 01:00:08,854
Their advantage
is that they're harmless.
784
01:00:09,063 --> 01:00:11,023
Then there's the digger.
785
01:00:11,357 --> 01:00:14,026
He's like
a housewife at a clearance sale,
786
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:17,571
digging for the best buy.
Not life-threatening,
787
01:00:17,905 --> 01:00:22,534
but annoying because he watches you
during sex, and asks if you like it.
788
01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:25,621
And he expects praise. Like this:
789
01:00:27,081 --> 01:00:29,583
Am I good? Should I keep going?
790
01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:36,548
And the last one is the picker.
He thinks he's the best.
791
01:00:36,758 --> 01:00:40,886
Because he's the only one of them
who can find the clit.
792
01:00:41,220 --> 01:00:43,597
He gets going
like there's no tomorrow.
793
01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:46,642
He picks at it like a madman.
I mean, hello!
794
01:00:47,226 --> 01:00:49,936
Do men think
we want to play "Catch the Clit"?
795
01:00:50,271 --> 01:00:51,521
Or what?
796
01:00:51,856 --> 01:00:57,110
If she tilts her pelvis toward you,
then it's good.
797
01:00:57,445 --> 01:01:02,407
If she tilts her pelvis away,
it's not good!
798
01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:06,745
And the main thing is
you don't ever, ever slide down!
799
01:01:09,999 --> 01:01:12,668
If men knew that,
they wouldn't need to be nice.
800
01:01:12,877 --> 01:01:14,294
Ludo knows now.
801
01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:18,173
- That doesn't help us.
- Maybe he'll spread the word.
802
01:01:18,383 --> 01:01:20,258
The hell I will.
803
01:01:20,593 --> 01:01:22,719
Knowing this...
804
01:01:23,137 --> 01:01:24,888
I can rule the world!
805
01:01:46,619 --> 01:01:47,703
Done!
806
01:01:57,296 --> 01:02:00,340
- That's nice!
- It doesn't have ears!
807
01:02:00,758 --> 01:02:03,510
- Still looks nice.
- Without ears, it's not a rabbit.
808
01:02:04,137 --> 01:02:08,807
- Okay, then it's handicapped.
- Looks like a seal with arms.
809
01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:12,060
We can sacrifice it tomorrow.
810
01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:14,771
- To the gods.
- Yeah, burn it!
811
01:02:21,779 --> 01:02:23,905
What's that?
812
01:02:26,033 --> 01:02:28,744
That's a sweet little Easter bunny.
813
01:02:29,078 --> 01:02:31,496
But it's upside-down.
814
01:02:33,332 --> 01:02:36,710
- It has no ears!
- Yes, but this one is sweet.
815
01:02:37,295 --> 01:02:39,504
But it's still upside-down.
816
01:02:40,173 --> 01:02:42,924
If a kid makes it, then it's sweet.
817
01:02:43,259 --> 01:02:47,095
- If an adult does, you complain.
- Yours has no ears.
818
01:02:47,430 --> 01:02:51,475
- And that one doesn't have any.
- Yes, but this is...
819
01:02:51,684 --> 01:02:53,894
a Rabbit without Ears.
820
01:02:56,814 --> 01:02:58,940
It doesn't need ears.
821
01:03:01,569 --> 01:03:03,695
It hears with its... nose.
822
01:03:04,238 --> 01:03:07,616
It can hear with its nose?
823
01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:10,118
So this Rabbit without Ears
824
01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:13,121
looks like a pot-bellied pig, right?
825
01:03:13,456 --> 01:03:17,042
No! Pot-bellied pigs
can't hear with their noses.
826
01:03:17,502 --> 01:03:21,671
It's a very, very sweet
Easter bunny, Cheyenne-Blu.
827
01:03:22,006 --> 01:03:25,050
Ludo's just jealous.
He's not good at handcrafts.
828
01:03:46,781 --> 01:03:49,032
Rabbit without Ears...
829
01:04:01,170 --> 01:04:03,046
Good night, Seal.
830
01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:18,895
Oh shit!
831
01:04:30,825 --> 01:04:33,243
Any better?
832
01:04:47,133 --> 01:04:49,968
Ludo has pigtails like a girl!
833
01:04:50,386 --> 01:04:54,014
He looks silly!
834
01:04:54,348 --> 01:04:57,100
Ludo has pigtails like a girl!
835
01:04:58,644 --> 01:05:02,022
- Why isn't Anna taking care of us?
- She's got a date.
836
01:05:02,356 --> 01:05:05,191
- What's a date?
- Kissing.
837
01:05:07,570 --> 01:05:08,987
Very funny!
838
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:12,741
I'm bored.
839
01:05:13,075 --> 01:05:14,993
Me too. Indians are dumb.
840
01:05:15,536 --> 01:05:17,120
You're dumb.
841
01:05:20,499 --> 01:05:23,418
Now everyone, shut up, all right?
842
01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:26,922
- Otherwise I won't tell my story.
- What story?
843
01:05:27,256 --> 01:05:29,591
I can't tell you that.
844
01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:33,094
- It's a surprise story.
- You don't know any!
845
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:38,808
You have to be quiet.
The coyotes might hear you!
846
01:05:39,226 --> 01:05:43,563
They run around at night
looking for ankle biters like you!
847
01:05:45,024 --> 01:05:46,191
No way.
848
01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:49,027
Hear that?
849
01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:54,699
I think that was one.
850
01:05:56,994 --> 01:05:59,287
So you're not really a real doctor?
851
01:05:59,497 --> 01:06:03,375
I am. I just don't have the title.
It's only a formality.
852
01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:09,089
- Getting that is a breeze.
- Then why don't you have one?
853
01:06:09,423 --> 01:06:13,426
A general practitioner
doesn't really need a doctor's title.
854
01:06:14,053 --> 01:06:17,347
So I can go to you
for my crooked nose?
855
01:06:17,556 --> 01:06:19,975
- I'd refer you to an ENT center.
- What?
856
01:06:20,309 --> 01:06:22,519
An ear-nose-throat center.
857
01:06:26,023 --> 01:06:28,775
I could send Miriam to you
with her short leg.
858
01:06:30,486 --> 01:06:33,029
I'd refer her
to an orthopedic surgeon.
859
01:06:38,869 --> 01:06:40,412
But you can prescribe
860
01:06:40,621 --> 01:06:43,123
some wild party pills, can't you?
861
01:06:43,457 --> 01:06:49,254
In theory, but only neurologists
or psychiatrists can prescribe them.
862
01:06:49,463 --> 01:06:52,632
But you write the referral.
863
01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:55,093
Yes.
864
01:06:58,180 --> 01:06:59,848
- How about a joke?
- Okay.
865
01:07:00,474 --> 01:07:04,269
What did the wife say when she was
pushed down the basement stairs?
866
01:07:05,479 --> 01:07:07,605
- I don't know.
- Bud or Bud Light?
867
01:07:12,945 --> 01:07:16,614
- Do you get it?
- Yeah, but it's misogynistic.
868
01:07:16,949 --> 01:07:18,366
Misogynistic.
869
01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:20,618
Sorry.
870
01:07:34,675 --> 01:07:36,551
You're doing super!
871
01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:42,807
- Will we have to fight the coyotes?
- Maybe.
872
01:07:43,017 --> 01:07:45,977
But I tell you,
if the coyotes are bold enough
873
01:07:46,312 --> 01:07:49,522
to come here,
we'll kick 'em in the tail! Okay?
874
01:07:49,940 --> 01:07:51,858
Hopefully they'll come soon.
875
01:07:54,820 --> 01:07:56,988
There was one.
876
01:07:57,531 --> 01:07:59,908
- Cheyenne-Blu, did you see it?
- Yes.
877
01:08:00,242 --> 01:08:03,036
- What did it look like?
- It had a brown hat on.
878
01:08:03,370 --> 01:08:07,624
- It had a brown hat on?
- And brown clothes.
879
01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:09,292
Change of guard!
880
01:08:15,591 --> 01:08:18,009
Know what I think is the worst?
881
01:08:18,469 --> 01:08:23,139
When they say the boundaries are set
from the start. Nonsense!
882
01:08:23,557 --> 01:08:27,560
No ties. When I hear that...
It's a big lie.
883
01:08:27,978 --> 01:08:30,105
Just admit it!
884
01:08:30,314 --> 01:08:33,525
You all know
we'll end up falling in love.
885
01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:37,278
And so we send
stupid text messages and crap.
886
01:08:37,613 --> 01:08:43,034
But know what I truly think
is the worst?
887
01:08:43,452 --> 01:08:46,538
No, but you can tell me next time.
888
01:08:46,747 --> 01:08:48,665
That way we'll have something
889
01:08:49,041 --> 01:08:52,877
to look forward to. Alright.
890
01:08:53,587 --> 01:08:56,256
I have to get up early. Bye.
891
01:09:06,433 --> 01:09:08,977
Should I come up for a coffee?
892
01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:19,445
Are you still awake?
893
01:09:19,864 --> 01:09:22,866
- I'm standing at the door.
- May I come in?
894
01:09:24,118 --> 01:09:25,243
Sure.
895
01:09:37,423 --> 01:09:40,008
Nice place.
896
01:09:47,474 --> 01:09:49,267
What?
897
01:09:49,685 --> 01:09:52,812
- I twisted my foot.
- Standing there?
898
01:09:53,898 --> 01:09:55,565
Stupid shoe.
899
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:00,320
How was your date?
900
01:10:00,529 --> 01:10:03,990
- We had a nice chat.
- A chat or a debate?
901
01:10:05,159 --> 01:10:07,702
No, more like an exchange of opinions.
902
01:10:07,912 --> 01:10:09,704
What kind of opinions?
903
01:10:10,122 --> 01:10:11,915
Oh, this and that.
904
01:10:13,834 --> 01:10:18,546
- How men are asses sometimes.
- Was that your opinion or his?
905
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:23,968
That was mine. I didn't find out his,
because he took off.
906
01:10:26,388 --> 01:10:29,515
Maybe you shouldn't exchange
opinions next time.
907
01:10:30,059 --> 01:10:33,811
I feel so stupid and dumped.
And I got myself all dolled up.
908
01:10:35,606 --> 01:10:38,024
Yeah, you're even wearing a dress.
909
01:10:38,567 --> 01:10:43,696
And slutty high heels.
From Miriam. Didn't help a bit.
910
01:10:44,031 --> 01:10:48,618
I spent an hour in the bathroom,
put on makeup, did my hair up,
911
01:10:48,827 --> 01:10:53,539
went to a beautician, had all my hair
ripped out with burning hot wax!
912
01:10:53,958 --> 01:10:56,084
For 80 euros!
913
01:10:57,336 --> 01:10:58,378
Everywhere?
914
01:10:58,712 --> 01:11:00,296
Everywhere.
915
01:11:04,551 --> 01:11:05,635
Everywhere?
916
01:11:06,095 --> 01:11:09,264
Everywhere. It hurt so bad!
917
01:11:09,807 --> 01:11:14,936
And I was cold all evening.
Miriam said not to wear underwear.
918
01:11:17,856 --> 01:11:19,565
You've got nothing on?
919
01:11:22,486 --> 01:11:25,655
- I'll get a bladder infection.
- Not even a G-string?
920
01:11:26,490 --> 01:11:28,241
Jeez, Ludo!
921
01:11:31,328 --> 01:11:33,121
Focus!
922
01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:36,416
G- strings are underwear, too!
923
01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:40,753
Nothing on? Wow.
924
01:12:46,945 --> 01:12:48,780
I don't believe it!
925
01:13:45,629 --> 01:13:48,589
- The door sticks.
- I know.
926
01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:53,511
You want a coffee?
927
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:56,764
Yes.
Two sugars please.
928
01:13:58,559 --> 01:14:00,977
I see it like this. We drank a little.
929
01:14:01,186 --> 01:14:03,479
We find one another nice.
930
01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:07,066
We landed in bed. It can happen.
931
01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:09,277
I agree.
932
01:14:10,362 --> 01:14:12,780
But it won't happen again.
933
01:14:13,198 --> 01:14:14,657
Okay.
934
01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:17,201
So everything's fine now.
935
01:14:20,497 --> 01:14:22,540
I thought you'd be a dud in bed.
936
01:14:23,834 --> 01:14:26,752
Funny, I thought that about you.
937
01:14:26,962 --> 01:14:29,589
I was a competitive gymnast.
938
01:14:34,094 --> 01:14:36,137
It was nice.
939
01:14:36,847 --> 01:14:38,139
It was okay.
940
01:17:01,199 --> 01:17:02,658
For you.
941
01:17:05,912 --> 01:17:08,414
How nice. Did you make it for me?
942
01:17:10,334 --> 01:17:12,084
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
943
01:17:13,378 --> 01:17:15,338
They're really going to miss you.
944
01:17:15,672 --> 01:17:19,133
I'm going to miss them.
They're starting to grow on me.
945
01:17:20,385 --> 01:17:24,180
- Cheyenne-Blu wanted you to stay.
- Really?
946
01:17:27,142 --> 01:17:30,895
I know it sounds funny, but why not?
we could use a man around here.
947
01:17:31,104 --> 01:17:34,774
- I'd love to but I've got a job.
- Yes, I know.
948
01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:39,904
- But I'II Visit. Okay?
- Any time.
949
01:17:40,572 --> 01:17:43,115
I could have another go
at the jungle gym.
950
01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:46,577
Then you'd better not come back.
951
01:17:47,913 --> 01:17:49,830
I think I'll miss you too.
952
01:17:50,165 --> 01:17:54,085
Because you won't have someone
to yell at about his sewing.
953
01:17:54,378 --> 01:17:57,254
For an ugly bunny-maker,
you have a hard time with criticism.
954
01:17:57,589 --> 01:17:59,548
You know nothing about art.
955
01:17:59,758 --> 01:18:02,510
It was special
because it was different.
956
01:18:03,553 --> 01:18:06,347
Ludo, can we get going?
957
01:18:09,768 --> 01:18:11,811
I think I'll miss you a bit, too.
958
01:18:14,898 --> 01:18:16,607
Bye.
959
01:18:19,611 --> 01:18:21,112
Hey, my hat!
960
01:18:22,072 --> 01:18:23,823
- Bye.
- Bye.
961
01:19:28,930 --> 01:19:32,224
Ludo, you said...
962
01:19:33,477 --> 01:19:36,061
you thought
you'd miss me a little, too.
963
01:19:37,189 --> 01:19:38,731
That's good.
964
01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:44,945
That's good. That's good, because...
965
01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:47,907
I think I miss you more.
966
01:19:53,246 --> 01:19:55,748
I know you think
we've become good friends...
967
01:19:56,291 --> 01:20:00,669
but it's become more for me.
968
01:20:02,464 --> 01:20:06,217
Although we only slept together once,
not three or four times...
969
01:20:08,512 --> 01:20:13,516
I'll say it straight out:
Ludo, I think I'm in love with you.
970
01:20:15,685 --> 01:20:17,686
Don't panic. It's not your fault.
971
01:20:19,147 --> 01:20:22,775
It's not your fault
and nor is it your responsibility.
972
01:20:22,984 --> 01:20:24,860
Well, maybe a little.
973
01:20:26,488 --> 01:20:28,697
No good. Leave that out.
974
01:20:29,699 --> 01:20:33,452
It's not your responsibility at all.
975
01:20:33,787 --> 01:20:38,958
Anna, you couldn't convince someone
on 'Bold and the Beautiful' with that.
976
01:20:39,167 --> 01:20:40,876
I couldn't?
977
01:20:41,545 --> 01:20:44,421
I don't know. Reconsider it.
978
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:48,259
Or shorten it up.
Get to the point.
979
01:20:49,302 --> 01:20:51,011
To the point.
980
01:20:53,473 --> 01:20:55,558
Then it'd be good!
981
01:21:10,824 --> 01:21:15,494
- Where are you taking me?
- It's my favorite spot.
982
01:21:15,912 --> 01:21:20,040
If I'd known it was so far,
I'd have brought hiking boots.
983
01:21:20,375 --> 01:21:23,002
Quit complaining.
It's really nice there.
984
01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:27,381
Yes, it is. What do you think?
985
01:21:32,512 --> 01:21:36,098
- Smells a little fishy.
- You're so unromantic.
986
01:21:36,433 --> 01:21:38,684
It was a joke. It's really great.
987
01:21:40,186 --> 01:21:45,274
- What's so special? I'm all ears.
- I wanted to tell you something.
988
01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:50,946
Ludo, they say...
989
01:21:55,493 --> 01:21:57,411
A gull crapped on my shoulder!
990
01:21:58,330 --> 01:22:02,958
- What a mess! I don't believe it.
- They say
991
01:22:03,293 --> 01:22:06,795
it's impouible for men and women
to just be friends.
992
01:22:07,005 --> 01:22:09,381
We prove them wrong.
993
01:22:10,550 --> 01:22:12,176
Although...
994
01:22:12,677 --> 01:22:15,554
Well, I don't know either.
995
01:22:15,889 --> 01:22:18,641
Let me get to the point.
996
01:22:19,476 --> 01:22:22,519
Although we've...
997
01:22:22,938 --> 01:22:25,356
... and not three or four times.
998
01:22:28,902 --> 01:22:31,236
Ludo, let me say it straight out...
999
01:22:33,907 --> 01:22:35,824
And lots.
1000
01:22:36,451 --> 01:22:38,869
It's really loud here.
1001
01:22:40,872 --> 01:22:42,873
What did you say?
1002
01:22:45,377 --> 01:22:47,252
Yes... What? Now?
1003
01:22:52,175 --> 01:22:53,884
Okay, I'm coming.
1004
01:22:54,511 --> 01:22:57,137
I gotta go.
There's trouble at the office.
1005
01:22:59,224 --> 01:23:02,017
It was really nice here. Bye.
1006
01:23:07,023 --> 01:23:09,858
How about doing dinner next wednesday?
1007
01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:12,569
Wednesday is super. I can come.
1008
01:23:13,238 --> 01:23:15,030
- Super.
- Super.
1009
01:23:15,532 --> 01:23:17,741
- I really have to go.
- No problem.
1010
01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:25,457
Wednesday.
1011
01:24:34,819 --> 01:24:35,861
God!
1012
01:24:37,155 --> 01:24:39,031
Keep going, keep going!
1013
01:25:46,266 --> 01:25:48,392
Hold on a minute.
1014
01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:55,399
- What did I do?
- Don't ask me! We had a date!
1015
01:25:56,234 --> 01:26:00,904
We had a date? Shit! I totally forgot!
1016
01:26:01,114 --> 01:26:05,492
Yeah, I noticed.
Instead, you fucked that stupid cow!
1017
01:26:05,910 --> 01:26:08,078
I didn't fuck her! Honestly!
1018
01:26:09,205 --> 01:26:13,417
Hey, I'm really sorry
about forgetting our date.
1019
01:26:13,835 --> 01:26:17,754
But it had nothing to do
with that woman. Honestly.
1020
01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:20,757
Is 'idiot' written on my forehead?
1021
01:26:22,302 --> 01:26:25,470
- I don't see anything.
- Asshole.
1022
01:26:26,389 --> 01:26:31,143
I had sex with a woman. So?
You two told me how it all works!
1023
01:26:33,521 --> 01:26:35,522
There are no words for you.
1024
01:26:36,608 --> 01:26:39,902
- I don't want to see you again.
- What's this about?
1025
01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:44,907
We're good friends. Nothing more.
You said so yourself. And now this?
1026
01:26:45,241 --> 01:26:49,453
You barge into my apartment
without ringing! It's not normal!
1027
01:26:52,874 --> 01:26:54,958
I'm sorry.
1028
01:26:55,293 --> 01:26:57,211
I didn't mean it like that.
1029
01:26:58,504 --> 01:27:02,633
You're really special to me. Really!
1030
01:27:03,760 --> 01:27:05,594
You're like a...
1031
01:27:08,264 --> 01:27:09,723
a sister to me.
1032
01:27:13,895 --> 01:27:16,563
It's alright, Ludo. Never mind.
1033
01:27:18,816 --> 01:27:22,361
I gotta go.
Take care, okay?
1034
01:27:35,083 --> 01:27:36,333
Asshole.
1035
01:28:30,346 --> 01:28:32,264
Anna, open up!
1036
01:28:33,016 --> 01:28:34,725
I'm sorry.
1037
01:28:36,019 --> 01:28:37,853
I'm truly sorry.
1038
01:28:41,441 --> 01:28:44,026
- I know you're behind the door.
- Go away.
1039
01:28:46,612 --> 01:28:48,697
I like you.
1040
01:28:50,825 --> 01:28:53,368
Anna, please open up.
1041
01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:55,746
Just go away!
1042
01:28:56,080 --> 01:28:57,664
Open up!
1043
01:29:42,085 --> 01:29:45,670
But you don't have to su us, do you?
It's a great opportunity for you two.
1044
01:29:46,005 --> 01:29:48,715
I can see it now: "Nussbaumer and Berg
1045
01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:51,927
make up under the Christmas tree. "
1046
01:29:52,261 --> 01:29:54,930
- Christmas is a long way off.
- Exactly.
1047
01:29:55,264 --> 01:29:57,641
Until then,
we write about your problems.
1048
01:29:57,850 --> 01:30:01,228
Psychologists.
Struggling with problems.
1049
01:30:01,562 --> 01:30:03,772
Talking it over with the slut.
1050
01:30:03,981 --> 01:30:05,982
Manula? Over my dead body!
1051
01:30:06,317 --> 01:30:10,070
Okay, then. Marriage counseling.
Sounds better, huh?
1052
01:30:10,405 --> 01:30:13,740
Husband's psychological background.
Interview with the slut.
1053
01:30:14,075 --> 01:30:17,202
where we discover
the slut is press-hungry.
1054
01:30:17,537 --> 01:30:21,456
Vacation in the Caribbean,
kisses left and right. Happy ending.
1055
01:30:21,666 --> 01:30:23,875
It's important to show everyone
1056
01:30:24,210 --> 01:30:26,002
that Michi loves his Dani.
1057
01:30:26,337 --> 01:30:29,297
A dumb qustion, but what about
1058
01:30:30,007 --> 01:30:33,176
- Dani having my baby?
- Super!
1059
01:30:33,511 --> 01:30:36,513
- Have you lost your mind?
- Why?
1060
01:30:36,848 --> 01:30:41,017
No way! No baby, no kisses
in the Caribbean. We're kissed out.
1061
01:30:41,227 --> 01:30:45,105
We've been hit with financial loues
and you're going to pay!
1062
01:30:50,570 --> 01:30:53,822
Do you two specialists know
what this'll cost us?
1063
01:30:54,157 --> 01:30:57,117
We're talking millions here! Millions!
1064
01:30:57,326 --> 01:31:00,829
That's about how many idiot-hormones
you two have!
1065
01:31:01,164 --> 01:31:03,248
That's it! Red card!
1066
01:31:03,583 --> 01:31:06,877
Better yet, red carpet!
Paris, Athens, adieu!
1067
01:31:07,086 --> 01:31:09,212
Barbara! Barbara!
1068
01:31:09,714 --> 01:31:12,549
Super. Great outfit, I tell you!
1069
01:31:12,884 --> 01:31:14,843
Do something wild with your arms!
1070
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:18,763
- Bend over.
- No!
1071
01:31:19,098 --> 01:31:20,390
Bend over!
1072
01:31:21,017 --> 01:31:24,019
Damn, she's got no taste!
She looks horrible.
1073
01:31:24,353 --> 01:31:26,688
Hey, bend over!
1074
01:31:28,774 --> 01:31:30,734
She's still not answering?
1075
01:31:49,670 --> 01:31:52,130
Can I have a seat?
1076
01:32:07,730 --> 01:32:08,772
Thanks.
1077
01:32:11,234 --> 01:32:14,152
- It's used.
- Yeah, could be.
1078
01:32:32,672 --> 01:32:34,714
Want some, too?
1079
01:32:42,431 --> 01:32:44,349
It's actually for the ducks.
1080
01:32:45,268 --> 01:32:47,352
Tastes good.
1081
01:32:55,611 --> 01:32:57,237
why so sad?
1082
01:33:03,452 --> 01:33:05,412
Can I treat you to an ice cream?
1083
01:33:07,164 --> 01:33:09,082
Vanilla?
1084
01:33:09,292 --> 01:33:13,044
Vanilla, strawberry, chocolate.
Whatever you want.
1085
01:33:25,433 --> 01:33:27,851
- Want to play?
- I don't have time.
1086
01:33:37,903 --> 01:33:41,406
- Hey, is Anna here?
- No, She took a few days off.
1087
01:33:41,741 --> 01:33:43,158
Really?
1088
01:33:44,493 --> 01:33:46,244
What's up? How are you?
1089
01:33:47,163 --> 01:33:49,456
Fine. Great.
1090
01:33:52,877 --> 01:33:56,838
- Can you tell her I said hi?
- Sure I can.
1091
01:34:00,926 --> 01:34:03,011
I better get going.
1092
01:34:10,353 --> 01:34:12,687
- Take care.
- Later.
1093
01:34:14,315 --> 01:34:16,274
- Are you going?
- I have to.
1094
01:34:17,818 --> 01:34:20,070
Hey, Ludo. My hat!
1095
01:34:20,988 --> 01:34:22,781
- Bye.
- Bye.
1096
01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:08,410
Jurgen. Jurgen, look over here.
1097
01:35:11,664 --> 01:35:15,542
I love you. Wonderful!
Show us those pearly whites.
1098
01:35:17,086 --> 01:35:19,546
Where'd you get the jacket?
The Socialist good will store?
1099
01:35:21,716 --> 01:35:23,007
Watch it!
1100
01:35:23,342 --> 01:35:25,176
What's wrong with it?
1101
01:35:27,138 --> 01:35:28,471
Nothing.
1102
01:35:28,806 --> 01:35:31,433
It's actually quite pretty.
1103
01:35:31,767 --> 01:35:32,892
The kitties.
1104
01:35:33,144 --> 01:35:34,978
You see!
1105
01:35:37,148 --> 01:35:40,942
Thanks, Jurgen.
How about an interview later?
1106
01:36:14,894 --> 01:36:17,854
"Superstar Jurgen Vogel's date
1107
01:36:18,189 --> 01:36:21,232
is prettiest woman of the evening,
Anna Gotzlowski,
1108
01:36:21,567 --> 01:36:23,777
29, day-care worker.
1109
01:36:23,986 --> 01:36:27,363
She stole the show with her beauty
1110
01:36:27,740 --> 01:36:33,536
blowing away all celebrities
despite her qustionable jacket. "
1111
01:36:34,455 --> 01:36:38,041
You wore your cat jacket?
I don't believe it!
1112
01:36:40,127 --> 01:36:42,045
He must really love you.
1113
01:36:42,922 --> 01:36:45,715
we're good for each other right now.
1114
01:36:46,050 --> 01:36:48,218
It has nothing to do with love.
1115
01:36:48,636 --> 01:36:51,471
I'm not talking about Jurgen.
I mean Ludo!
1116
01:36:53,224 --> 01:36:55,016
It's too late for that.
1117
01:36:55,643 --> 01:36:58,019
who handed out the brains to you?
1118
01:36:58,354 --> 01:37:01,439
Jurgen's skinny four-eyes
on the cover page?
1119
01:37:01,649 --> 01:37:04,609
- As prettiest woman of the evening?
- She was!
1120
01:37:04,819 --> 01:37:09,823
You think? I don't think so! I thought
Barbara with her knockers was better!
1121
01:37:10,032 --> 01:37:12,992
- Maybe it's a qustion of taste.
- I think so.
1122
01:37:13,202 --> 01:37:18,456
No, you don't think here anymore,
my friend! I'm firing you.
1123
01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:21,376
Get your crap and buzz off!
understand?
1124
01:37:21,585 --> 01:37:24,295
- Okay, I'm gone in 5 minutes.
- Good.
1125
01:37:24,505 --> 01:37:28,591
Know what? You can see
if 'Tageupiegel' needs a bell boy!
1126
01:37:31,428 --> 01:37:35,640
What an ass! What now?
1127
01:37:59,540 --> 01:38:00,874
Well?
1128
01:38:01,792 --> 01:38:06,546
- Where is everyone?
- Renaissance Theater, kids festival.
1129
01:38:07,631 --> 01:38:08,673
Oh.
1130
01:38:09,842 --> 01:38:12,176
You look pretty shitty.
1131
01:38:12,803 --> 01:38:15,138
I'm not doing too well.
1132
01:38:15,514 --> 01:38:18,474
- What you wrote about Anna was sweet.
- Really?
1133
01:38:22,021 --> 01:38:24,731
My editor thought it was mediocre.
1134
01:38:26,942 --> 01:38:30,361
- I think she liked it, too.
- Honestly?
1135
01:38:33,490 --> 01:38:35,033
Great.
1136
01:38:36,702 --> 01:38:38,369
You coming along?
1137
01:38:39,288 --> 01:38:41,664
- Where?
- The theater. I'm driving.
1138
01:38:44,460 --> 01:38:46,419
Come on!
1139
01:38:46,670 --> 01:38:48,338
Come.
1140
01:38:57,056 --> 01:39:02,894
- To the Renaissance Theater. Coming?
- If I'm coming? I'm driving!
1141
01:39:03,145 --> 01:39:05,313
Oh, how wonderful.
1142
01:39:10,653 --> 01:39:13,363
I'm a little scatterbrained.
1143
01:39:42,685 --> 01:39:45,645
- Are you going in?
- I'm staying with you.
1144
01:39:45,980 --> 01:39:49,524
- But Ludo needs...
- He'll manage on his own.
1145
01:39:50,693 --> 01:39:52,151
Okay.
1146
01:39:56,323 --> 01:39:57,907
well?
1147
01:40:10,087 --> 01:40:11,129
Yeah.
1148
01:40:15,968 --> 01:40:18,011
So, let's get going.
1149
01:40:46,081 --> 01:40:48,499
- What are you doing here?
- Can we talk?
1150
01:40:48,834 --> 01:40:50,293
- Now?
- Yes.
1151
01:40:51,128 --> 01:40:53,796
It's not the right moment.
1152
01:41:08,062 --> 01:41:10,813
What's so important?
1153
01:41:11,857 --> 01:41:16,235
- Are you two an item?
- And what if?
1154
01:41:17,946 --> 01:41:20,073
I like him. He's a nice guy.
1155
01:41:23,702 --> 01:41:25,578
He told me how he made a fool of you.
1156
01:41:27,998 --> 01:41:29,248
Yeah...
1157
01:41:33,504 --> 01:41:37,048
- Ludo, I have to go back in.
- I miss you.
1158
01:41:38,342 --> 01:41:41,469
- I miss you too, sometimes.
- You do?
1159
01:41:43,764 --> 01:41:46,224
But you and I are friends, okay?
1160
01:42:04,827 --> 01:42:08,204
Come on now.
I can't keep my customers waiting.
1161
01:42:08,872 --> 01:42:10,832
Do I look like a Porsche?
1162
01:42:27,307 --> 01:42:29,517
Where's the damn bear tail?
1163
01:42:29,726 --> 01:42:33,229
What do I know? Not my responsibility.
1164
01:42:33,522 --> 01:42:35,398
We're almost on, Uwe!
1165
01:42:35,816 --> 01:42:37,316
There it is!
1166
01:42:41,071 --> 01:42:43,614
Come on now!
1167
01:42:52,249 --> 01:42:54,083
Autographs after the show.
1168
01:42:54,751 --> 01:42:58,921
What are you gaping at?
Never seen a king before?
1169
01:42:59,381 --> 01:43:02,008
Mucky, Mucky!
1170
01:43:22,404 --> 01:43:24,363
Hello, my dear children!
1171
01:43:28,952 --> 01:43:30,161
Hello, Anna!
1172
01:43:30,579 --> 01:43:33,206
You can't get rid of me anymore.
1173
01:43:34,041 --> 01:43:36,918
I'II wait in front
of your day-care center every day.
1174
01:43:37,252 --> 01:43:39,545
Get off the stage!
1175
01:43:56,813 --> 01:43:58,731
You can't throw me out!
1176
01:43:59,316 --> 01:44:00,858
He's cool.
1177
01:44:40,565 --> 01:44:42,191
I love you, Anna!
1178
01:44:47,781 --> 01:44:49,448
And lots!
1179
01:44:52,661 --> 01:44:55,204
Hello? Hello?
1180
01:44:58,500 --> 01:44:59,792
wake up!
1181
01:45:00,460 --> 01:45:03,713
You've slept long enough,
my Rabbit without Ears!
1182
01:45:07,342 --> 01:45:08,926
I love you!
1183
01:45:14,641 --> 01:45:16,434
Who are you?
1184
01:45:17,978 --> 01:45:22,815
I'm with universal Music.
I want to offer you a record deal.
1185
01:45:23,150 --> 01:45:27,361
You'll be big...
Bigger than Robbie williams.
1186
01:45:28,113 --> 01:45:31,407
One million... What do you say?
1187
01:45:31,658 --> 01:45:34,452
I'm sorry. Not interested.
1188
01:45:36,038 --> 01:45:38,539
- Two million.
- I'm not for sale.
1189
01:45:39,416 --> 01:45:41,208
I've got other plans.
1190
01:45:41,543 --> 01:45:44,086
what, if I may ask?
1191
01:45:46,757 --> 01:45:50,051
Don't laugh,
but I want to work in day-care.
1192
01:45:56,767 --> 01:46:02,313
Let me get this straight. You want to
forego fame to work in day-care?
1193
01:46:02,522 --> 01:46:04,607
Yes.
1194
01:46:05,650 --> 01:46:09,153
That's me. I can't change myself.
1195
01:46:11,281 --> 01:46:15,618
- I know who could use some help.
- Really?
1196
01:46:17,621 --> 01:46:20,039
When could I start?
1197
01:46:20,248 --> 01:46:21,540
Immediately.
1198
01:46:23,210 --> 01:46:27,463
Hello! To Christian-Gartner-Strasse.
What'll it cost?
1199
01:46:29,633 --> 01:46:31,842
That asshole is back there!
1200
01:46:32,386 --> 01:46:35,221
"You always meet twice in life. "
1201
01:46:36,098 --> 01:46:37,598
Come on.
1202
01:46:42,187 --> 01:46:44,188
- Hello there.
- Hello.
1203
01:46:44,398 --> 01:46:46,690
How much
to Christian-Gartner Strasse?
1204
01:46:47,025 --> 01:46:49,693
Around 25 euros.
1205
01:46:50,028 --> 01:46:53,239
I'll give you 50,
but you'll have to blow me.
1206
01:46:53,573 --> 01:46:55,741
And the little lady gets to watch.
1207
01:46:56,493 --> 01:47:00,287
Do I look like a quer?
I've got 5 kids. Get out of here.
1208
01:47:00,664 --> 01:47:02,540
The nerve!
1209
01:47:04,709 --> 01:47:07,336
- I won't ask.
- No.
1210
01:47:08,672 --> 01:47:12,466
- Christian-Gartner Strasse? How much?
- About 25 euros.
1211
01:47:12,676 --> 01:47:15,511
Okay, I'll give you 50.
25 for the ride.
1212
01:47:15,929 --> 01:47:20,224
and 25 if you blow me
tenderly along the way.
1213
01:47:20,809 --> 01:47:22,435
And the little lady gets to watch.
1214
01:47:24,187 --> 01:47:26,730
Hey, get lost!
1215
01:47:28,525 --> 01:47:31,235
- It was just a thought.
- Cool.
1216
01:47:31,862 --> 01:47:34,989
To Christian-Gartner Strasse?
How much?
1217
01:48:00,015 --> 01:48:02,808
-50 euros.
-50 euros.
1218
01:48:03,894 --> 01:48:06,145
Okay, I'll give you 100.
1219
01:48:06,813 --> 01:48:10,107
But you have to drive by your buddies
real slowly,
1220
01:48:10,358 --> 01:48:12,443
happily waving,
1221
01:48:12,777 --> 01:48:15,529
and smiling
from ear to ear, okay?
1222
01:48:17,199 --> 01:48:18,741
Let's go!
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