subtitlecat.com

All language subtitles for Kazaam.1996.720p.BluRay.x264-HANDJOB.en

Afrikaans

Akan

Albanian

Amharic

Arabic

Armenian

Azerbaijani

Basque

Belarusian

Bemba

Bengali

Bihari

Bosnian

Breton

Bulgarian

Cambodian

Catalan

Cebuano

Cherokee

Chichewa

Chinese (Simplified)

Chinese (Traditional)

Corsican

Croatian

Czech

Danish

Dutch

English

Esperanto

Estonian

Ewe

Faroese

Filipino

Finnish

French

Frisian

Galician

Georgian

German

Greek

Guarani

Gujarati

Haitian Creole

Hausa

Hawaiian

Hebrew Download

Hindi

Hmong

Hungarian

Icelandic

Igbo

Indonesian

Interlingua

Irish

Italian

Japanese

Javanese

Kannada

Kazakh

Kinyarwanda

Kirundi

Kongo

Korean

Krio (Sierra Leone)

Kurdish

Kurdish (Soranî)

Kyrgyz

Laothian

Latin

Latvian

Lingala

Lithuanian

Lozi

Luganda

Luo

Luxembourgish

Macedonian

Malagasy

Malay

Malayalam

Maltese

Maori

Marathi

Mauritian Creole

Moldavian

Mongolian

Myanmar (Burmese)

Montenegrin

Nepali

Nigerian Pidgin

Northern Sotho

Norwegian

Norwegian (Nynorsk)

Occitan

Oriya

Oromo

Pashto

Persian

Polish

Portuguese (Brazil)

Portuguese (Portugal)

Punjabi

Quechua

Romanian

Romansh

Runyakitara

Russian

Samoan

Scots Gaelic

Serbian

Serbo-Croatian

Sesotho

Setswana

Seychellois Creole

Shona

Sindhi

Sinhalese

Slovak

Slovenian

Somali

Spanish

Spanish (Latin American)

Sundanese

Swahili

Swedish

Tajik

Tamil

Tatar

Telugu

Thai

Tigrinya

Tonga

Tshiluba

Tumbuka

Turkish

Turkmen

Twi

Uighur

Ukrainian

Urdu

Uzbek

Vietnamese

Welsh

Wolof

Xhosa

Yiddish

Yoruba

Zulu

Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:07,957 --> 00:03:10,192 ♪ SLIDE, SLIDE SLIPPITY SLIDE ♪ 2 00:03:10,226 --> 00:03:12,662 ♪ I DO WHAT I DO JUST TO SURVIVE ♪ 3 00:03:12,695 --> 00:03:14,796 ♪ SLIDE, SLIDE SLIPPITY SLIDE ♪ 4 00:03:14,829 --> 00:03:17,198 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN THE CITY IT'S DO OR DIE ♪ 5 00:03:17,232 --> 00:03:19,200 ♪ ROLL ALONG ♪ THAT'S WHAT YOU DO ♪ 6 00:03:19,234 --> 00:03:22,136 ♪ JUST ROLL ALONG ♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪ 7 00:03:49,126 --> 00:03:51,461 HEY, WELCOME BACK, MAX. 8 00:03:51,494 --> 00:03:54,631 THOUGHT YOU'D GET AWAY FROM US, HUH? LET GO OF ME! 9 00:03:54,664 --> 00:03:56,700 DON'T TELL ME THIS IS NOTHING ABOUT LUNCH MONEY. 10 00:03:56,733 --> 00:04:00,269 IT'S A MATH PROBLEM. IF WE TOOK ALL THE DOUGH... 11 00:04:00,302 --> 00:04:02,237 FROM A DORK ON THE FLOOR, WOULD IT BE ENOUGH? 12 00:04:02,271 --> 00:04:05,907 TWO DOLLARS AND SEVENTY CENTS? WE'RE GONNA BE LIVING LARGE ON THIS. 13 00:04:05,940 --> 00:04:08,977 IF YOU GUYS WANT A REAL SCORE... YEAH? 14 00:04:09,010 --> 00:04:12,512 IT'S THE WHOLESALE MART. FIFTH AND BROADWAY. 15 00:04:12,546 --> 00:04:15,115 ROLEXES, GOLD CHAINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT. 16 00:04:15,148 --> 00:04:20,786 THIRD AISLE, LOCKER 882, UPSTAIRS. 17 00:04:20,820 --> 00:04:24,423 AND ALL YOU NEED IS... THIS. 18 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:31,863 WE'LL BE IN TOUCH. LATER... LOSER. 19 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:35,532 COME ON, MAN. COME ON, MAN. WHAT A WUSS! 20 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:49,678 ANOTHER ALIEN ABDUCTION, MAXWELL? 21 00:04:50,846 --> 00:04:54,683 THEY WANTED MY OPTIC LOBES, BUT THEY DIDN'T GET A THING. 22 00:04:56,717 --> 00:05:02,288 THE KEY TO THE SUPPLY CLOSET, MAXWELL. THE KEY? 23 00:05:02,322 --> 00:05:04,157 TO THE SUPPLY CLOSET. 24 00:05:04,190 --> 00:05:07,594 OH, I LEFT IT IN THE DOOR, MRS. DUKE. 25 00:05:07,627 --> 00:05:11,230 AND YOU ALSO LEFT US WITHOUT ENOUGH TIME TO HEAR YOUR LITTLE PRESENTATION. 26 00:05:11,263 --> 00:05:15,334 BUT I WANT TO HEAR IT ANYWAY, RIGHT HERE AFTER SCHOOL! 27 00:05:31,313 --> 00:05:33,616 I'M HOME! DON'T TELL ME. 28 00:05:33,649 --> 00:05:36,619 YOU WERE KIDNAPPED BY GYPSIES AND SOLD TO THE CIRCUS. 29 00:05:36,652 --> 00:05:41,222 HEY, CAN I HELP IT IF MRS. DUKE IS REALLY A VERY ANGRY MAN TRAPPED IN A WOMAN'S BODY? 30 00:05:41,256 --> 00:05:43,692 OH, I SEE. ANOTHER HOMEWORK MALFUNCTION. 31 00:05:43,725 --> 00:05:46,026 AND, GOSH, WHAT A SURPRISE, DETENTION. 32 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:48,962 BUT, YOU KNOW, THE ONLY GOOD NEWS IS... 33 00:05:48,996 --> 00:05:52,299 YOU WEREN'T HERE... 34 00:05:52,332 --> 00:05:54,434 WHEN WE WERE ROBBED. 35 00:05:54,467 --> 00:05:58,438 WHAT KIND OF MANIAC WOULD STEAL THE MOTOR TO OUR HOOVER? 36 00:05:59,806 --> 00:06:03,375 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COME HOME TODAY AND HELP ME CLEAN UP, REMEMBER? 37 00:06:03,408 --> 00:06:06,378 - IT'S JUST TRAVIS. - WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 38 00:06:06,411 --> 00:06:09,380 YOU TOLD ME, MEN ARE LIKE BUSES. THERE'S ALWAYS ANOTHER ONE. 39 00:06:09,413 --> 00:06:12,583 I NEVER SAID... 40 00:06:12,616 --> 00:06:15,385 YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS THE ONLY DAY THAT I DON'T WORK A DOUBLE SHIFT, 41 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:18,021 AND I REALLY WANTED THE HOUSE TO LOOK NICE FOR TRAVIS. 42 00:06:18,054 --> 00:06:20,724 MOM, IT'S NOT LIKE HE LIVES HERE OR ANYTHING. 43 00:06:20,757 --> 00:06:22,658 YOUR FEET? WHAT IS THIS? 44 00:06:22,691 --> 00:06:26,195 WHAT IS THIS? HUH? WHAT HAVE YOU GOT HERE, DREADLOCKS? OW. 45 00:06:26,228 --> 00:06:30,131 NO, WAIT, LOOK. IT'S A TINY, LIVING CREATURE. 46 00:06:30,164 --> 00:06:33,835 WHO PUT A SQUIRREL IN YOUR SHORTS? MAX... 47 00:06:33,868 --> 00:06:38,805 - TRY AND LOOK LIKE THIS GUY. - I HATE THAT PICTURE. 48 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:41,141 MAX, WE HAVE TO TALK. 49 00:06:41,174 --> 00:06:46,011 HEY, GUYS. OH, HEY. WE'RE IN HERE. 50 00:06:48,748 --> 00:06:51,216 LOOKING GOOD, MAX. 51 00:06:51,249 --> 00:06:54,085 YOU'RE NOT LOOKING SO BAD EITHER. 52 00:06:54,119 --> 00:06:57,088 MAX, YOU EVER HEAR OF A GUY NAMED BUSTER KEATON? 53 00:06:57,122 --> 00:07:00,090 ISN'T HE SOME DEAD BLACK-AND-WHITE GUY? APPARENTLY. 54 00:07:00,124 --> 00:07:04,328 BUT HE'S A VERY FUNNY DEAD GUY. YOU TELL HIM? TELL ME WHAT? 55 00:07:05,528 --> 00:07:07,463 HELLO? 56 00:07:09,132 --> 00:07:11,768 MAX, UM... 57 00:07:11,801 --> 00:07:16,037 TRAVIS AND I... WANT TO GET ENGAGED. 58 00:07:16,071 --> 00:07:19,441 I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST COMING OVER FOR RIBS. 59 00:07:19,474 --> 00:07:21,809 WE WANTED TO WAIT 'TIL ALL OF THE PAPERS WERE SIGNED. 60 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:24,912 "PAPERS"? THE DIVORCE PAPERS. 61 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:28,648 THERE WERE SOME THINGS LEFT UNSIGNED BY YOUR FATHER. 62 00:07:28,681 --> 00:07:33,486 MY FATHER? BUT I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHERE HE WAS. 63 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,320 I DIDN'T. LISTEN, MAX, 64 00:07:35,354 --> 00:07:39,124 WHAT MATTERS NOW IS YOU AND YOUR MOM CAN MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIVES. 65 00:07:39,158 --> 00:07:43,261 - THAT'S WHY WE WANT TO GET ENGAGED. - WAIT, WHAT ABOUT ME? 66 00:07:43,294 --> 00:07:45,830 WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME? MAX... 67 00:07:45,863 --> 00:07:48,666 WHAT ABOUT ME? 68 00:07:48,699 --> 00:07:50,901 MAX. 69 00:07:56,438 --> 00:07:59,575 WELL... NOW HE KNOWS. 70 00:08:05,947 --> 00:08:09,884 HEY, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU! 71 00:08:09,918 --> 00:08:11,852 GET HIM! COME ON, MAN! COME ON! 72 00:08:11,885 --> 00:08:14,354 COME ON! GET OVER HERE, MAN! 73 00:08:14,388 --> 00:08:16,290 - YEAH, GO GET HIM! - WATCH IT! 74 00:08:16,323 --> 00:08:18,357 HEY, COME HERE, YOU LITTLE CON ARTIST! 75 00:08:18,391 --> 00:08:22,195 THERE ARE NO GOLD WATCHES, NO GOLD NECKLACES! 76 00:08:22,228 --> 00:08:25,897 WE'LL GET YA! WE GOT HIM NOW! 77 00:08:25,931 --> 00:08:29,434 UNDERSTAND... YOU'RE MESSING WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER. 78 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:32,003 DON'T TELL ME. THEY COULDN'T FIT THE KEY IN THE LOCK? 79 00:08:32,037 --> 00:08:34,238 THERE WERE NO LOCKERS. AND YOUR MAP WAS CRAP. 80 00:08:34,271 --> 00:08:36,974 SO THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE THIS THING'S GONNA FIT. 81 00:08:37,007 --> 00:08:40,510 AND IT AIN'T MRS. DUKE'S SUPPLY CLOSET. 82 00:08:40,543 --> 00:08:43,479 COME ON! 83 00:08:43,513 --> 00:08:46,082 WHERE YOU GOING? 84 00:08:46,115 --> 00:08:48,717 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING IN THERE? 85 00:08:48,750 --> 00:08:52,988 GET OUTTA THERE! 86 00:08:56,224 --> 00:08:58,426 WHERE'D HE GO? 87 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:28,452 GO! I'M GOING AROUND! 88 00:09:32,855 --> 00:09:35,358 GO AROUND! LET'S GO! 89 00:10:00,779 --> 00:10:04,983 LET'S GET HIM, BOYS! 90 00:10:05,017 --> 00:10:08,352 OH, NO! 91 00:10:10,655 --> 00:10:15,892 - I'M DEAD. I'M DEAD. - ♪ 92 00:10:15,926 --> 00:10:19,996 ♪ 93 00:10:20,030 --> 00:10:22,564 COME ON. WE GOT HIM NOW. 94 00:10:22,598 --> 00:10:26,635 ♪ HOW DO I SHUT THIS THING OFF? 95 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:34,669 ♪ 96 00:10:39,546 --> 00:10:41,815 HI. YOU LITTLE TURD! 97 00:10:41,848 --> 00:10:44,083 YOU THINK YOU GOT SKILLS? 98 00:10:44,116 --> 00:10:46,352 CAN WE JUST PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED? 99 00:10:58,095 --> 00:11:02,166 ♪ 100 00:11:02,199 --> 00:11:07,904 ♪ 101 00:11:10,006 --> 00:11:13,241 WHO... DARE TO WAKE ME? 102 00:11:15,744 --> 00:11:18,146 AIN'T GONNA MAKE THIS A MYSTERY. 103 00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:21,682 DON'T WANNA DO TIME ON YOUR WISHES THREE. 104 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:26,120 WATCH IT, BOY! YOU DON'T WANT TO DIS ME! 105 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,655 OR I'll DISH OUT MY MISERY. 106 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:35,127 NOW, WHO'S THAT SORRY WANNA-BE THAT DISTURBED MY Z's? 107 00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,698 LET'S GET OUTTA HERE! GO ON! GO, GO! 108 00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:41,966 GET OUT OF MY WAY! 109 00:11:45,636 --> 00:11:49,606 IF YOU WANT TO BE NUMBER ONE, I'M SORRY, BOY, THAT'S BEEN DONE! 110 00:11:49,639 --> 00:11:52,676 BUT IF YOU GOT THE ITCHES FOR A SACK OF RICHES, 111 00:11:52,709 --> 00:11:54,945 DON'T MATTER HOW AVARICIOUS, 112 00:11:54,978 --> 00:11:57,480 I'M THE MAN THAT COULD GRANT YOUR WISHES! 113 00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:02,550 HEY, DON'T TURN YOUR BUTT ON ME! 114 00:12:02,584 --> 00:12:06,287 I'M THE MAN OF THE AGES, STRAIGHT OUT OF THE PAGES! 115 00:12:06,321 --> 00:12:10,624 HANG ON! I'M CONTAGIOUS, OUTRAGEOUS, SPONTANEOUS! 116 00:12:10,657 --> 00:12:12,926 YOU CAN'T CONTAIN THIS! 117 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,062 I AM KAZAAM! 118 00:12:15,095 --> 00:12:18,798 I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 119 00:12:18,831 --> 00:12:22,702 MAKE YOUR THREE WISHES, AND I'M OUT OF YOUR FACE, BACK IN MY BOX AND OUT OF THIS PLACE. 120 00:12:22,735 --> 00:12:24,703 LISTEN, MR. PSYCHOPATHIC DORK IN THE BASEMENT, 121 00:12:24,736 --> 00:12:27,005 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE ORDERING ANYBODY! 122 00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:30,308 DO YOU REALIZE WHO I AM? I'M YOUR GENIE! 123 00:12:30,342 --> 00:12:32,552 IN THAT CASE, I WISH I WAS AS BIG AS YOU, BUT NOT SO STUPID. 124 00:12:32,576 --> 00:12:36,547 THAT'S NOT A WISH! THAT'S AN INSULT! 125 00:12:38,149 --> 00:12:41,251 BESIDES, I DON'T DO THOSE KIND OF WISHES. I DO MATERIAL WISHES. 126 00:12:41,284 --> 00:12:45,321 SEE? THINGS. STUFF. YOU GOTTA WANT SOMETHING, KID. 127 00:12:45,355 --> 00:12:51,660 LISTEN, YOU WANT TO PULL THE WOOL OVER SOMEONE'S EYES? GO GET A SHEEP, OKAY? 128 00:12:54,929 --> 00:12:57,832 LISTEN, IT'S ONLY 'CAUSE THIS WORLD REALLY, REALLY GIVES ME TENSION... 129 00:12:57,865 --> 00:13:00,034 THAT I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING I DON'T ORDINARILY DO. 130 00:13:00,068 --> 00:13:02,836 I'M GOING TO BEG. 131 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:07,807 NOW, MAKE A WISH. PLEASE? OKAY. 132 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:11,577 ALL RIGHT, OKAY. GIVE ME A CAR. 133 00:13:11,610 --> 00:13:13,412 BLACK JAGUAR-XKE. 134 00:13:13,446 --> 00:13:18,016 YES! YES, YES! 135 00:13:18,049 --> 00:13:21,319 JAGUAR? BLACK? XKE. 136 00:13:21,352 --> 00:13:23,987 JAGUAR, BLACK. BETTER STAND BACK. 137 00:13:24,021 --> 00:13:27,758 I AM KAZAAM! 138 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,862 JAGUAR, BLACK, RIGHT? YEAH. 139 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,730 OKAY. KAZAAM! 140 00:13:34,764 --> 00:13:38,300 OKAY, WELL, YOU JUST STAY HERE. I'M GONNA GO NOW. 141 00:13:56,249 --> 00:13:59,618 UH-OH. HEY, KAZOO? 142 00:13:59,651 --> 00:14:02,020 HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY. 143 00:14:02,054 --> 00:14:03,755 KAZOO? OH, KAZOO. 144 00:14:03,789 --> 00:14:06,023 SAY NIGHTY-NIGHT. KAZOO. KAZOO. 145 00:14:11,529 --> 00:14:13,497 COME ON, YOU GOTTA EAT. NO, I'M NOT... 146 00:14:13,530 --> 00:14:16,433 PLEASE. LOOK, IT'S DELICIOUS. NO, I'M REALLY... TRAVIS, NO. 147 00:14:16,466 --> 00:14:19,536 IT'S VERY EASY. COME ON. 148 00:14:19,569 --> 00:14:22,171 PLEASE. JUST HOLD THEM BETWEEN YOUR FINGERS LIKE THIS. 149 00:14:22,204 --> 00:14:24,573 TRAVIS, I KNOW... SQUEEZE A LITTLE. 150 00:14:24,607 --> 00:14:28,409 HE'S IN THE HOUSE. MAX, HONEY, IS THAT YOU? MAX? 151 00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:31,446 HEY, HEY... HONEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? 152 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,715 I'M OKAY, ALL RIGHT? WHO DID THIS TO YOU? 153 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,916 MAX, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR... JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! 154 00:14:35,949 --> 00:14:39,319 MAX. 155 00:14:39,353 --> 00:14:41,522 I'll HANDLE IT. NO, I REALLY THINK I SHOULD. 156 00:14:41,555 --> 00:14:43,523 PLEASE. 157 00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:48,261 MAX? 158 00:14:51,096 --> 00:14:53,298 MAX, CAN I COME IN? 159 00:14:57,902 --> 00:15:03,607 WOW. THAT'S REALLY GREAT. YOU FINISHED IT. 160 00:15:05,808 --> 00:15:10,079 HEY, YOU'RE NOT BUILDING A NEUTRON BOMB OVER HERE, ARE YOU? 161 00:15:10,113 --> 00:15:13,916 THAT COULD BE A LITTLE DANGEROUS. DON'T TOUCH THAT. 162 00:15:16,051 --> 00:15:18,252 YOU OKAY? 163 00:15:20,321 --> 00:15:24,525 YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED? 164 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:31,331 YOU DON'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH, DO YOU? 165 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:38,070 LISTEN, MAX, I DON'T INTEND TO TAKE THE PLACE OF YOUR FATHER. 166 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:41,873 IT'S JUST THAT I LOVE YOUR MOM, AND I WANT TO MARRY HER. 167 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:46,778 I'D LIKE US TO BE FRIENDS. 168 00:15:51,882 --> 00:15:57,987 ANYTIME YOU WANT TO TALK... I'll BE HERE. 169 00:16:16,836 --> 00:16:19,172 ♪ 170 00:16:19,205 --> 00:16:22,875 ♪ 171 00:16:22,909 --> 00:16:28,046 ♪ 172 00:16:59,574 --> 00:17:01,541 MOM? 173 00:17:12,718 --> 00:17:16,021 "TUNA. HOME AT 3:00." SURE. 174 00:17:34,404 --> 00:17:36,571 "NICHOLAS MATTEO." 175 00:17:53,753 --> 00:17:56,356 ♪ I'll MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE ♪ 176 00:17:56,389 --> 00:17:58,791 ♪ WHAT YOU WANT I WILL DO ♪ 177 00:17:58,824 --> 00:18:01,727 ♪ I'll MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE ♪ 178 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,596 ♪ GONNA MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE ♪ 179 00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:06,664 ♪ I'll MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE ♪ ♪ HEY 180 00:18:06,698 --> 00:18:10,601 ♪ BABY, JUST ME AND YOU I'll MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE ♪ 181 00:18:10,635 --> 00:18:13,303 WHAT THE... ♪ I'll MAKE YOUR DREAMS ♪ 182 00:18:13,337 --> 00:18:16,973 ♪ COME TRUE ♪ 183 00:18:17,007 --> 00:18:18,975 WHAT THE... 184 00:18:19,009 --> 00:18:21,977 DON'T YOU WISH YOU HAD ONE OF THESE? HOW DID YOU... 185 00:18:22,011 --> 00:18:26,515 WHAT... ARE YOU LIKE REALLY LONELY OR SOMETHING? 186 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:36,090 HEY. HEY, HOLD YOUR CAMELS. 187 00:18:36,123 --> 00:18:38,692 I'VE BEEN DOING THIS GENIE STUFF FOR ABOUT 5,000 YEARS. 188 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:40,828 IT'S NOT ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE. I'M SURE. 189 00:18:40,861 --> 00:18:43,572 BUT I'll TELL YOU WHAT. WHY DON'T WE START OFF WITH SOMETHING SMALL... 190 00:18:43,596 --> 00:18:45,698 AND WORK OUR WAY UP TO SOMETHING BIG? 191 00:18:45,732 --> 00:18:47,700 BUT LET'S JUST GET IT DONE. 192 00:18:47,734 --> 00:18:51,169 ALL RIGHT? WHY DO I GET THE FEELING YOU'LL NEVER GO AWAY? 193 00:18:51,203 --> 00:18:53,705 WOW. YOU LIVE HERE? 194 00:18:53,739 --> 00:18:56,173 YEAH, I BUILT IT MYSELF TOO. 195 00:18:56,207 --> 00:18:58,376 HEY, KID! WE'RE CLOSED! 196 00:18:58,409 --> 00:19:02,880 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN? BEAT IT! 197 00:19:02,913 --> 00:19:04,881 BEAT IT! 198 00:19:07,717 --> 00:19:11,587 YOU WANT ME TO TURN HIM INTO A DOG OR A CAT OR SOMETHING? 199 00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,389 YOUR WISHES ARE JUST SO SPECTACULAR, 200 00:19:13,422 --> 00:19:16,825 I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD BEAR ANOTHER ONE RIGHT NOW. OH, BACK THERE? 201 00:19:16,859 --> 00:19:19,961 YOUR FIRST WISH? THAT KIND OF THING COULD HAPPEN TO ANY GENIE. 202 00:19:19,994 --> 00:19:22,530 I WAS JUST A LITTLE BIT RUSTY. YOU KNOW... 203 00:19:22,563 --> 00:19:25,565 I BET THEY REALLY MISS YOU AND THE NICE BUILDING WITH THE PADDED WALLS. 204 00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:31,004 CHECK, CHECK. ONE. ♪ 205 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,973 THIS IS RED WITH CHECK ONE, TWO. CHECK ONE. ♪ 206 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:39,244 HEY, JULIE, I NEED SOME MORE FINISHING NAILS! 207 00:19:39,277 --> 00:19:42,313 YO, YO, YO. CHECK ONE, TWO. 208 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,315 BOTTOM, BOTTOM. 209 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,851 ♪ 210 00:19:47,885 --> 00:19:53,056 OH, EXCUSE ME, SIR. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO MR. MATTEO. 211 00:19:53,090 --> 00:19:55,057 WHO? 212 00:19:55,091 --> 00:19:57,326 YOUR MOTHER. 213 00:20:04,766 --> 00:20:07,936 I SAID I WANTED THE BAR STOCKED BEFORE THE SOUND CHECK! 214 00:20:07,969 --> 00:20:10,004 HOW MUCH? 215 00:20:16,643 --> 00:20:20,880 HELLO. WILL YOU HURRY UP OVER THERE? 216 00:20:20,914 --> 00:20:23,348 WHO AM I TALKING TO? PAUL SHEA, LINE THREE. 217 00:20:23,382 --> 00:20:27,553 MR. SHEA, NICK MATTEO. HOW YOU DOING? 218 00:20:27,586 --> 00:20:29,855 HEY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HELP ME OUT, MR. SHEA. 219 00:20:29,888 --> 00:20:34,225 LOOK, WHAT I'M SAYING IS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE... 220 00:20:34,258 --> 00:20:36,637 THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE SET ASIDE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU TONIGHT. 221 00:20:36,661 --> 00:20:39,305 WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU, PAUL. UH-HUH. YEAH, I'll SEE YOU TONIGHT. 222 00:20:39,329 --> 00:20:43,133 CINDI, IF I WANTED PRESSED TURKEY, I WOULD HAVE RUN OVER MYSELF. 223 00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:45,468 - ANYBODY GOT ANY GUM? - I DO. 224 00:20:48,237 --> 00:20:53,174 - WHO ARE YOU? - I'M... MAX. 225 00:20:55,143 --> 00:20:57,011 THEO, YOU CALL A MESSENGER? 226 00:20:57,045 --> 00:21:00,681 NO, I DIDN'T CALL ANYBODY. PSST. 227 00:21:00,714 --> 00:21:02,683 TRY DOWNSTAIRS, KID. 228 00:21:02,716 --> 00:21:06,752 HEY, HEY, I LIKE IT! I'M SERIOUS! THIS WHOLE, YOU KNOW, SEEN-THE-STREET THING. 229 00:21:06,786 --> 00:21:09,856 TELL ME, YOU BOOKED IN OR YOU JUST COME HERE TO SCARE THE HELL OUT OF US? 230 00:21:15,093 --> 00:21:17,929 THANK YOU. 231 00:21:19,397 --> 00:21:23,467 SO, TOUGH GUY, WHO WAS THAT LOSER? 232 00:21:23,501 --> 00:21:26,704 THAT WAS MY FATHER. 233 00:22:14,678 --> 00:22:18,582 HEY-DEE, HI-DEE-HO. 234 00:22:18,615 --> 00:22:21,817 WAS THAT GUY REALLY YOUR FATHER? 235 00:22:21,851 --> 00:22:24,620 ACTED LIKE HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU. 236 00:22:26,187 --> 00:22:29,491 LOOK, HE HASN'T SEEN ME IN A LONG TIME. 237 00:22:29,524 --> 00:22:31,760 I WAS TWO, OKAY? 238 00:22:31,793 --> 00:22:34,361 WHERE DID HE GO? AWAY. 239 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,163 THAT'S A LONG TIME AWAY. 240 00:22:36,196 --> 00:22:39,767 I MEAN, IT'S NOT TWO OR THREE THOUSAND YEARS, BUT THAT'S A LONG TIME. 241 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,168 WELL, HE'S BACK NOW, ALL RIGHT? 242 00:22:42,201 --> 00:22:44,771 AND THINGS ARE GONNA BE DIFFERENT. COOL. 243 00:22:44,804 --> 00:22:46,806 SO HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM WHO YOU WERE? 244 00:22:46,839 --> 00:22:49,107 - WHAT DO YOU CARE? - WHO SAYS I DID? 245 00:22:49,141 --> 00:22:51,944 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE? - IS THAT A WISH? 246 00:22:51,977 --> 00:22:54,179 IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT? 247 00:22:54,212 --> 00:22:56,180 LOOK, YOU LITTLE FART, 248 00:22:56,213 --> 00:22:58,316 YOU CALLED ME INTO THIS MESS OF A WORLD. 249 00:22:58,349 --> 00:23:01,953 - I DIDN'T CALL ANYBODY. - YOU POPPED THE BOX, SO MAKE A WISH! 250 00:23:01,986 --> 00:23:04,120 WISH FOR A CASTLE, A FANCY CHARIOT! 251 00:23:04,154 --> 00:23:06,723 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO. I GOTTA OBEY THE RULES. 252 00:23:06,756 --> 00:23:08,525 I CAN'T SHOW MY MAGIC TO ANYBODY BUT YOU, 253 00:23:08,558 --> 00:23:12,595 AND I CAN'T GET BACK INTO MY BOX UNTIL YOU MAKE YOUR THREE WISHES. 254 00:23:12,628 --> 00:23:15,064 NOW, DEAL WITH IT! 255 00:23:15,898 --> 00:23:18,366 - DEAL WITH THIS! - HEY! 256 00:23:22,637 --> 00:23:25,505 MY TURN. 257 00:23:25,539 --> 00:23:28,275 WHOA! WHOA! 258 00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:36,749 WHAT I GOTTA DO, KID? 259 00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:38,850 LET'S GO! YOU'RE ON MY TURF NOW! 260 00:23:38,883 --> 00:23:41,753 YOU'LL BE SORRY! 261 00:23:45,523 --> 00:23:48,092 COME BACK HERE! 262 00:23:51,862 --> 00:23:53,129 OH, MAX. 263 00:23:53,162 --> 00:23:55,231 OH, NO! REMEMBER ME? MAKE YOUR THREE WISHES. 264 00:23:55,264 --> 00:23:59,836 I WISH YOU'D GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE! 265 00:23:59,869 --> 00:24:02,904 - I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT! - DREAM ON, LOSER! 266 00:24:02,938 --> 00:24:05,340 NO WAY I'M LOSING THIS RACE, BUDDY. 267 00:24:22,154 --> 00:24:23,455 KAZAAM! 268 00:24:25,524 --> 00:24:29,527 I'M BACK! TAKE A BREAK, KID. YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT FOR THIS. 269 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,929 WHOO! DON'T GET ALL HYSTERICAL. 270 00:24:31,963 --> 00:24:34,332 SAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR MIRACLE. 271 00:24:34,365 --> 00:24:38,268 - YOU ARE A GENIE! - WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOUR TONGUE IS BROKEN? 272 00:24:38,301 --> 00:24:41,038 AT A TIME LIKE THIS, YOU SHOULD BE STOKIN'. 273 00:24:41,071 --> 00:24:44,140 YOU KNOW THE RULES, NOW COMPLY. 274 00:24:44,173 --> 00:24:49,712 KAZAAM, HE GOT UNLIMITED SUPPLY! 275 00:24:51,813 --> 00:24:54,149 YOU'LL GIVE ME ANYTHING? 276 00:25:05,325 --> 00:25:08,961 COME ON, BOY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE. 277 00:25:08,995 --> 00:25:12,398 OPEN YOUR EYES. DON'T ASK WHY. 278 00:25:12,432 --> 00:25:14,766 JUST GIVE IT A TRY. 279 00:25:15,634 --> 00:25:18,270 THEN, THEN, I WISH I HAD JUNK FOOD... 280 00:25:18,303 --> 00:25:22,973 FROM HERE TO THE SKY. WHY NOT? HIGHER THAN HIGH. 281 00:25:23,007 --> 00:25:26,610 THEN YOU GOT JUNK FOOD FROM HERE TO THE SKY! 282 00:25:26,644 --> 00:25:30,180 I AM KAZAAM! 283 00:25:35,551 --> 00:25:39,221 THAT'S IT? A HAPPY MEAL? 284 00:25:48,663 --> 00:25:51,398 OH, GREAT. 285 00:26:27,028 --> 00:26:29,464 I'M OUTTA HERE! 286 00:26:37,738 --> 00:26:40,340 LOOK OUT! 287 00:27:03,326 --> 00:27:05,328 OW. 288 00:27:07,931 --> 00:27:11,066 SO... WHERE'S THE HOT CHOCOLATE? 289 00:27:12,568 --> 00:27:16,905 TWO MORE. MAKE THIS A NIGHT YOU'LL NEVER FORGET. 290 00:27:16,938 --> 00:27:19,207 WAIT A SECOND. 291 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:22,110 YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME THAT WAS A WISH? 292 00:27:22,143 --> 00:27:26,113 LIKE THE MAIN MAN DID WITH THE LOAVES AND THE FISH. NO, NO, NO. AND STOP RHYMING! 293 00:27:29,683 --> 00:27:32,185 I WISH... 294 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:35,454 I JUST WISH MY MOM AND DAD WOULD FALL BACK IN LOVE. 295 00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:38,690 LOVE? KID, I TOLD YOU, KAZAAM DON'T DO ETHEREAL. 296 00:27:38,723 --> 00:27:42,861 - "ETHEREAL"? - YEAH. LOVE, HOPE, TALKING TO GOD, RAISING THE DEAD. 297 00:27:42,894 --> 00:27:47,331 ETHEREAL. BUT I AM MR. MATERIAL, AND MY STUFF AIN'T TOO SHABBY. 298 00:27:47,364 --> 00:27:50,634 THREE-STORY MANSION, A SACK OF GOLD, A WHOLE LAND OF MILK AND HONEY... 299 00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:52,802 IF THAT'S STILL IN. 300 00:27:52,836 --> 00:27:55,238 HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO COME UP WITH THE WISHES? 301 00:27:56,573 --> 00:27:58,942 NOW WOULD BE HIGHLY ADVISABLE. 302 00:27:58,975 --> 00:28:01,877 - COME ON, LET'S GO. - BUT I CAN WAIT, CAN'T I? 303 00:28:01,910 --> 00:28:07,748 SO... UNTIL I MAKE THOSE LAST TWO WISHES, 304 00:28:07,782 --> 00:28:12,186 I OWN YOU, DON'T I? 305 00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:14,487 TECHNICALLY. 306 00:28:16,923 --> 00:28:20,060 WELCOME TO MY LIFE. AND HERE'S A TIP: 307 00:28:21,061 --> 00:28:23,829 LOSE THE POINTY SHOES. 308 00:28:27,299 --> 00:28:29,133 I'M HUNGRY. I'M NOT. 309 00:28:29,167 --> 00:28:32,237 IT'S LUNCHTIME. NOT ACCORDING TO MY WATCH. 310 00:28:35,806 --> 00:28:38,609 HEY, MY FOSSIL WATCH! 311 00:28:38,642 --> 00:28:40,644 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 312 00:28:53,555 --> 00:28:56,524 HUH? 313 00:28:56,558 --> 00:28:58,425 WHAT? EW! 314 00:28:58,459 --> 00:29:01,328 LOOK, GODZILLA, I WISH YOU'D JUST... 315 00:29:01,362 --> 00:29:04,265 WISH I'D JUST WHAT? IS THAT A WISH? 316 00:29:04,298 --> 00:29:07,100 LET ME MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR. NEXT TIME YOU DO THAT, 317 00:29:07,133 --> 00:29:10,937 I'M DONATING YOUR BRAIN TO SCIENCE, OKAY? 318 00:29:10,970 --> 00:29:13,238 LOOK, ALL YOU GOTTA DO... 319 00:29:13,272 --> 00:29:16,675 IS MAKE YOUR LAST TWO WISHES... 320 00:29:16,708 --> 00:29:19,310 MR. MOHAMMED ALI... 321 00:29:19,343 --> 00:29:23,247 AND I'M OUTTA HERE. SURE. 322 00:29:23,281 --> 00:29:26,383 ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! LET'S GO! 323 00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:29,686 COME ON! LET'S GO RIGHT NOW! COME ON! 324 00:29:29,719 --> 00:29:32,489 YOUR WHOLE WAY OF THINKING REALLY GIVES ME TENSION, KID. COME ON! 325 00:29:32,522 --> 00:29:36,425 THE NAME ISN'T "KID." IT'S MAX. 326 00:29:36,458 --> 00:29:38,961 YOU'RE GONNA DO WHATEVER I WANT. 327 00:29:38,994 --> 00:29:43,731 AND THEN, ONLY THEN, WILL I MAKE MY WISH. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 328 00:29:44,899 --> 00:29:47,135 GOOD. 329 00:29:58,945 --> 00:30:03,448 THIS WHOLE "I-GOTTA-GET-THE-GUTS-TO-TALK-TO-DAD"... 330 00:30:03,481 --> 00:30:06,751 ISN'T GONNA TAKE YEARS, IS IT? BITE ME. 331 00:30:06,785 --> 00:30:09,054 I'M REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS GETTING SOMETHING TO EAT. 332 00:30:09,087 --> 00:30:11,588 IT FEELS LIKE I'M GETTING SHORTER. 333 00:30:11,622 --> 00:30:13,924 STAY HERE AND TRY NOT TO HURT YOURSELF! 334 00:30:13,958 --> 00:30:17,094 ♪ 335 00:30:17,126 --> 00:30:19,329 ♪ NOW THIS PUTS THE BOOM IN BOX. 336 00:30:19,362 --> 00:30:21,531 ♪ B.J.! HEY, B.J.! LINE TWO! 337 00:30:21,564 --> 00:30:23,566 ALL RIGHT. 338 00:30:30,439 --> 00:30:33,207 ♪ 339 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,277 ♪ 340 00:30:36,310 --> 00:30:44,310 ♪ 341 00:30:51,123 --> 00:30:53,458 THIS ISN'T A TOY STORE. 342 00:30:53,491 --> 00:30:56,661 UNLESS... YOU WANT TO PLAY... 343 00:31:00,031 --> 00:31:04,735 - MY GAME. - IMPRESSIVE. 344 00:31:04,768 --> 00:31:08,838 ♪ 345 00:31:08,871 --> 00:31:12,208 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DA BRAT! 346 00:31:15,977 --> 00:31:17,746 HOW ARE YOU? WHAT'S UP? 347 00:31:17,779 --> 00:31:20,682 WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE HOTTEST LIVE RECORDING ANYONE'S EVER HEARD! 348 00:31:20,715 --> 00:31:23,626 YEAH! HOW YOU DOIN'? SPANKY, COME OVER HERE. I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE. 349 00:31:23,650 --> 00:31:25,795 I WANT YOU TO MEET MY BODYGUARD, SPANKY. YEAH, YEAH. BODYGUARD? 350 00:31:25,819 --> 00:31:28,631 WHAT'S UP? HE KIND OF SMALL, DON'T YOU THINK? I DON'T NEED MUCH PROTECTION. 351 00:31:28,655 --> 00:31:30,656 WE'LL SEE MR. MATTEO? ABOUT THAT. GET OFF ME! 352 00:31:30,690 --> 00:31:35,294 MR. MATTEO, I FOUND THIS KID WANDERING AROUND BACKSTAGE. 353 00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:38,530 YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 354 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,265 MAX. 355 00:31:40,298 --> 00:31:45,202 WHO LET THIS KID IN HERE? WHAT'S THIS, AN AMUSEMENT PARK? 356 00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:48,773 WELL, MACK, THE TOUR IS OVER. 357 00:31:48,806 --> 00:31:51,042 IT'S NOT MACK. IT'S MAX. 358 00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:53,109 MAXWELL. 359 00:31:53,143 --> 00:31:56,146 - OKAY, MAXWELL. - CONNOR. 360 00:32:00,149 --> 00:32:03,085 MAXWELL CONNOR. 361 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,561 YOU'RE MY SON. 362 00:32:19,399 --> 00:32:22,902 HEY, EVERYBODY, QUIET DOWN, QUIET DOWN! CHECK THIS OUT! 363 00:32:22,935 --> 00:32:25,471 THIS IS MY BOY, MAXWELL MATTEO. 364 00:32:25,504 --> 00:32:28,173 - I WANT YOU TO MEET EVERYBODY. THIS IS CINDI. - HI, MAX. 365 00:32:28,206 --> 00:32:30,608 - AND THIS IS FRANKIE OVER HERE. - HEY. 366 00:32:30,642 --> 00:32:33,645 AND THAT'S THEO OVER THERE. AND YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS. 367 00:32:33,678 --> 00:32:36,313 - WHAT'S UP, LITTLE MAX? - COME OVER HERE. 368 00:32:36,346 --> 00:32:39,750 AND THIS AMAZING WONDER IS ASIA MOON. SON OF A GUN. 369 00:32:39,783 --> 00:32:42,485 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! LOOK HOW BIG YOU GOT! THIS IS MY SON. 370 00:32:42,518 --> 00:32:44,620 CHAMPAGNE? WHAT, ARE YOU STUPID? HE'S A KID. 371 00:32:44,654 --> 00:32:47,023 GET THAT OUTTA HERE. HEY, DON'T WE HAVE SOME PIZZA COMIN'? 372 00:32:47,056 --> 00:32:50,025 YOU LIKE PIZZA, KID? COME OVER HERE. I WANT YOU TO CHECK SOMETHING OUT. 373 00:32:50,058 --> 00:32:53,495 YOU LIKE MUSIC? COME HERE. SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. LISTEN TO THIS. 374 00:32:55,764 --> 00:32:57,731 ♪ 375 00:32:57,765 --> 00:33:00,801 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? IS THIS PLACE SMOKIN' OR WHAT? 376 00:33:00,835 --> 00:33:02,603 - HOW OLD ARE YOU? - TWELVE. 377 00:33:02,636 --> 00:33:05,472 ♪ WHERE THE HELL'S THE PIZZA? 378 00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:08,541 THREE LARGE, TWO MEDIUM. PIZZA 'ZAAM'S HERE TO BUST THE TEDIUM. 379 00:33:08,575 --> 00:33:16,575 ♪ 380 00:33:16,715 --> 00:33:20,184 YOU KNOW HIM? - ♪ 381 00:33:20,218 --> 00:33:24,422 WHAT? MAYBE A FOOTBALL OR A BASKETBALL? 382 00:33:24,455 --> 00:33:26,766 I DON'T THINK REWARDING HIM IS A VERY GOOD IDEA RIGHT NOW. IT'S NOT TO REWARD HIM. 383 00:33:26,790 --> 00:33:28,758 HI, GUYS. IT'S TO STRAIGHTEN HIM OUT. 384 00:33:28,792 --> 00:33:31,895 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, HMM? NOT AT SCHOOL. YOU ARE GROUNDED! 385 00:33:31,928 --> 00:33:33,905 - I'VE REALLY HAD IT THIS TIME, MAX. - HOLD IT, HOLD IT. 386 00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:35,907 TWO DAYS YOU HAVE NOT BEEN... WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE, ALICE. 387 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:38,400 WHAT? WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN AND TALK? 388 00:33:38,434 --> 00:33:40,635 - BECAUSE I AM NOT FINISHED. - I'M A LITTLE BUSY. 389 00:33:40,668 --> 00:33:43,037 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. ONE SECOND, MR. CONNOR. 390 00:33:43,071 --> 00:33:45,449 YOU KNOW, WE ARE GOING TO START CHANGING THE WAY THINGS WORK AROUND HERE. 391 00:33:45,473 --> 00:33:50,177 FROM NOW ON, YOU'RE GONNA COME HOME FROM SCHOOL, AND YOU'RE GONNA START DOING CHORES. 392 00:33:50,210 --> 00:33:52,646 - "CHORES"? - YES, CHORES. 393 00:33:52,679 --> 00:33:55,390 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CHORES? MILK THE COWS, FEED CHICKENS? I DON'T GET IT. 394 00:33:55,414 --> 00:33:57,192 MAX, THIS IS EXACTLY THE THING... ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 395 00:33:57,216 --> 00:33:59,795 THAT IS REALLY PUTTING ME OVER THE EDGE. WAIT A MINUTE. FORGET CHORES. 396 00:33:59,819 --> 00:34:03,455 FORGET CHORES. WHAT WE MEAN IS, WE WANT TO HELP YOU. 397 00:34:03,488 --> 00:34:07,526 WE'RE GONNA GET YOU A TUTOR, AND I'D LIKE TO START PICKING YOU UP AFTER SCHOOL. 398 00:34:07,559 --> 00:34:10,003 HE'S NOT PICKING ME UP AFTER SCHOOL. I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU, ALL RIGHT? 399 00:34:10,027 --> 00:34:12,730 YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER. YOU WILL NEVER BE MY FATHER! 400 00:34:12,763 --> 00:34:14,941 - YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH. - WATCH YOURS! YOU LIED TO ME! 401 00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:19,402 YOU TOLD ME MY FATHER WASN'T HERE, BUT HE IS! I'VE SEEN HIM! 402 00:34:21,905 --> 00:34:24,206 MAX. 403 00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,675 PLEASE. WAIT. 404 00:34:33,681 --> 00:34:35,049 YOU'RE RIGHT. 405 00:34:35,082 --> 00:34:37,552 I DID LIE. 406 00:34:37,585 --> 00:34:42,622 YOUR FATHER SHOWED UP A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO AND... 407 00:34:42,656 --> 00:34:45,258 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 408 00:34:46,225 --> 00:34:48,427 WHY DID HE LEAVE? 409 00:34:52,064 --> 00:34:56,568 SOMETIMES THINGS JUST DON'T TURN OUT THE WAY YOU PLAN. 410 00:34:58,169 --> 00:35:02,172 I KNOW THAT I'M NOT THE BEST MOTHER IN THE WORLD, MAX, 411 00:35:02,206 --> 00:35:05,842 BUT I WANT YOU TO HAVE A REAL FATHER, 412 00:35:05,876 --> 00:35:10,313 ONE WHO'S AROUND, WHO YOU CAN COUNT ON. 413 00:35:10,346 --> 00:35:13,583 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? NO. 414 00:35:28,095 --> 00:35:31,864 SO, TOUGH GUY... 415 00:35:31,898 --> 00:35:35,335 - WHAT'S "GROUNDED"? - SOMETHING I'M NOT! 416 00:35:35,368 --> 00:35:38,337 MY DAD SAYS IT'S THE BLOOD THAT COUNTS. 417 00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:40,272 I'll GET A JOB! I'll SHOW THEM! 418 00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:44,675 MAYBE I'll EVEN BE A PERSONAL ASSISTANT! I'll SHOW THEM ALL! 419 00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:48,379 ONCE I KNOW THE BUSINESS AND STUFF, I CAN EVEN HAVE A BAND MYSELF. 420 00:35:48,412 --> 00:35:51,615 MY DAD WILL MANAGE US. PRETTY BIG DREAMS, KID. 421 00:35:51,648 --> 00:35:55,418 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU LIVE IN A BOX! 422 00:35:55,452 --> 00:35:59,822 BOOM BOX, THAT IS. SO WHAT? 423 00:35:59,855 --> 00:36:04,059 EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE, SOMEONE DRAGS ME OUT. 424 00:36:04,093 --> 00:36:05,960 AND I DO SEE THINGS. 425 00:36:05,994 --> 00:36:10,265 LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF SILLY PEOPLE, COUNTING ON A WHOLE BUNCH OF SILLY WISHES. 426 00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:15,102 LET ME BE THE FIRST TO TELL YOU, THE FUTURE DON'T ALWAYS FOLLOW THE PLAN. 427 00:36:15,135 --> 00:36:17,971 BECAUSE THE PLAN SUCKS BIG TIME! 428 00:36:18,005 --> 00:36:20,873 SEE, I'M MAKING MY FUTURE HERE, KAZ, 429 00:36:20,906 --> 00:36:25,711 AND THE NEXT STEP IS TWO ALL-ACCESS PASSES TO TONIGHT'S CONCERT. 430 00:36:25,745 --> 00:36:31,850 ♪ 431 00:36:35,085 --> 00:36:41,658 ♪ 432 00:36:41,691 --> 00:36:45,395 ♪ OOH PARTY PEOPLE, COME ON MAKE SOME NOISE ♪ 433 00:36:45,428 --> 00:36:48,231 ♪ AND IF YOU COME TO JAM, BABY THROW UP YOUR HANDS ♪ 434 00:36:48,264 --> 00:36:51,133 ♪ I'M LOOKIN' AT 'EM, SISTER ALL BILL, BOBS AND JANES ♪ 435 00:36:51,166 --> 00:36:53,502 ♪ THAT'S ALL I SEE ♪ 436 00:36:53,535 --> 00:36:57,405 ♪ THERE'S NOTHING NOTHING THERE FOR ME ♪ 437 00:36:58,806 --> 00:37:00,908 DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU, BOYS. 438 00:37:00,941 --> 00:37:03,176 I THINK I'M GONNA WAIT OUTSIDE, MAX. 439 00:37:03,209 --> 00:37:05,312 NO WAY, MAN. THIS IS COOL! 440 00:37:05,345 --> 00:37:07,914 ROCKY, BULLWINKLE, SHALL WE? 441 00:37:07,947 --> 00:37:10,216 COME ON, ROCKY. 442 00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:14,687 ♪ THAT'S ALL I SEE THERE'S NOTHING NOTHING THERE FOR ME ♪ 443 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:18,089 ♪ COME ON, DO YOUR THING IF YOU WANT IT, MR. GRANITE ♪ 444 00:37:18,122 --> 00:37:21,292 ♪ A LADY ON THE SIDE GET UP, GET UP IF YOU CAN STAND ♪ 445 00:37:27,164 --> 00:37:31,635 ♪ OOH WHO'S THE CUTIE OVER THERE FROM ANOTHER PLANET ♪ 446 00:37:31,668 --> 00:37:36,272 ♪ DON'T JUST STARE COME OVER HERE AND LET ME SEE YOU JIGGY, JIGGY JAM IT ♪ 447 00:37:36,305 --> 00:37:40,642 BUDDY, IT'S LIKE TRYING TO HIDE A TANKER BEHIND A SAILBOAT. 448 00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:44,446 WHAT IF THEY DON'T LIKE ME? THEY ALREADY DON'T LIKE YOU. 449 00:37:44,479 --> 00:37:46,947 THE QUESTION IS, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 450 00:37:49,750 --> 00:37:52,252 GET SET FOR MY TETE-A-TETE-TETE. 451 00:37:52,286 --> 00:37:55,655 ♪ HA-HA, YOU SEE WHAT I GOT SO LET ME SEE WHAT YOU COULD GET ♪ 452 00:37:55,688 --> 00:37:57,757 ♪ THE THINGS I SEEN WOULD MAKE YOU SWEAT ♪ 453 00:37:57,790 --> 00:38:01,360 ♪ KINGS AND FOOLS THEY'RE ALL FISH IN MY NET ♪ 454 00:38:01,393 --> 00:38:03,328 - ♪ 'CAUSE I AM KAZAAM ♪ - ♪ OOH, MAN 455 00:38:03,362 --> 00:38:06,598 ♪ I'M MORE THAN I SEEM YOU ALL ARE LOOKIN' AT YOUR DREAM ♪ 456 00:38:06,631 --> 00:38:09,934 ♪ IN YOUR COFFEE, I'M THE CREAM ONE WISH, I GET EXTREME ♪ 457 00:38:18,842 --> 00:38:20,744 OH, MR. MALIK. 458 00:38:20,777 --> 00:38:23,879 YOUR CLUB... WHAT A PLACE. 459 00:38:23,912 --> 00:38:27,950 - I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE HOT. - I ALWAYS DELIVER... 460 00:38:29,451 --> 00:38:32,687 MORE THAN I PROMISE. 461 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:37,758 OH! SO DO I. 462 00:38:37,791 --> 00:38:41,495 I'VE GOT LOTS OF CLIENTS... 463 00:38:45,798 --> 00:38:49,235 ♪ AS ROMEO SAID BEFORE JULIET 464 00:38:49,268 --> 00:38:51,903 ♪ GRAB FOUR OF YOUR FRIENDS WE'LL HAVE A SEXTET ♪ 465 00:38:51,936 --> 00:38:54,072 ♪ HMM, I DON'T KNOW HE'S KIND OF MAKING ME SWEAT ♪ 466 00:38:54,105 --> 00:38:56,908 ♪ I GOT YOUR SWEAT BUT CAN THIS MAN SLAM IT ♪ 467 00:38:56,941 --> 00:38:59,543 ♪ AND IF YOUR GIRLS ARE HUNGRY ♪ - ♪ UH-HUH, AND 468 00:38:59,576 --> 00:39:02,379 ♪ LET'S GREEN EGG AND HAM IT ♪ 469 00:39:02,413 --> 00:39:08,251 ♪ 470 00:39:08,284 --> 00:39:11,587 ♪ 471 00:39:11,621 --> 00:39:14,256 I'M LOOKING FOR MR. MATTEO. 472 00:39:14,289 --> 00:39:19,261 ♪ 473 00:39:19,294 --> 00:39:21,729 ALL RIGHT. 474 00:39:21,762 --> 00:39:29,762 ♪ 475 00:39:40,646 --> 00:39:42,613 YOU TOOK THIS JOB, NO QUESTIONS ASKED! 476 00:39:42,647 --> 00:39:46,317 NO, I WAS HIRED TO RECORD A LIVE PERFORMANCE, NOT BOOTLEG A LEGIT ALBUM! 477 00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:48,886 I QUIT! GET OVER HERE! 478 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,264 THE LAST ONE OF THESE TAPES WAS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS TO MALIK. 479 00:39:51,288 --> 00:39:53,633 'CAUSE PIRACY'S A FELONY, NICK. I DON'T WANT TO BE INVOLVED. OH, R... 480 00:39:53,657 --> 00:39:56,469 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? GET OUTTA HERE! LET ME PAINT A PICTURE FOR YOU, ED. 481 00:39:56,493 --> 00:39:58,027 FINE. GO AHEAD YOU ARE INVOLVED! 482 00:39:58,060 --> 00:39:59,704 NO, I'M NOT INVOLVED. I SAID GET OUT OF HERE! 483 00:39:59,728 --> 00:40:01,764 I QUIT, NICK! DAD... 484 00:40:01,797 --> 00:40:04,308 IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE! I GOT 50,000 BLANKS COMING IN OUR LITTLE LOADING DOCK! 485 00:40:04,332 --> 00:40:06,701 - YOU BETTER HAVE THAT TAPE READY BY 3:00! - DAD! 486 00:40:06,734 --> 00:40:08,112 FORGET ABOUT IT, NICK. I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF HERE! 487 00:40:08,136 --> 00:40:11,105 I'M TELLIN' YA, I'M OUTTA HERE! SHUT UP! 488 00:40:12,539 --> 00:40:15,576 YOU STAY THERE. 489 00:40:15,609 --> 00:40:18,479 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR TROUBLE? 490 00:40:18,512 --> 00:40:21,647 DAD, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST GONNA BE YOU AND I. THERE IS NO "YOU AND I." 491 00:40:21,681 --> 00:40:25,518 DAD. GET OUT AND STAY OUT! 492 00:40:25,551 --> 00:40:28,253 BUT, DAD, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 493 00:40:42,966 --> 00:40:45,068 I TOLD YOU SPINDERELLA WOULD PACK THE HOUSE. 494 00:40:45,101 --> 00:40:49,538 YOU MEAN YOU'VE DONE YOUR JOB. GOOD BOY. 495 00:40:49,571 --> 00:40:54,910 BUT WHAT I AM REALLY INTERESTED IN IS THIS MAN. 496 00:40:54,943 --> 00:40:58,379 I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS. JUST SOME GUY. 497 00:40:58,412 --> 00:41:01,949 YOU GOTTA WATCH FOR THESE THINGS, NICK. 498 00:41:01,983 --> 00:41:05,886 YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR NEW TALENT. 499 00:41:05,919 --> 00:41:09,755 YOU GOTTA LOOK FOR THE SPARKLE. 500 00:41:15,528 --> 00:41:19,330 NICK TELLS ME WHAT A GOOD MAN YOU ARE. 501 00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:25,269 I'M COUNTING ON IT. 502 00:41:33,609 --> 00:41:35,378 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 503 00:41:35,411 --> 00:41:38,180 I DIDN'T KNOW SPINDERELLA OPENED THE SHOW WITH A DWARF TOSSING. 504 00:41:38,214 --> 00:41:40,315 WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS, TRASH DUMPSTER? 505 00:41:40,348 --> 00:41:43,184 NO, I WAS IN THERE, ALL RIGHT? YEAH, I SUPPOSE YOU GOT... 506 00:41:43,218 --> 00:41:45,929 A KEY TO THE STUDIO. LOOK, I WAS ALL OVER. I WAS IN THE V.I.P. SECTION. 507 00:41:45,953 --> 00:41:47,922 I CAN GO WHEREVER I WANT. I GOT PULL. 508 00:41:47,955 --> 00:41:50,457 - OH, HE'S GOT PULL NOW. PULL THIS. - YEAH. 509 00:41:50,491 --> 00:41:52,602 I'M TELLIN' THE TRUTH. THEY'RE DOIN' A LIVE RECORDING WORTH A MILLION BUCKS. 510 00:41:52,626 --> 00:41:55,828 THEY'RE TAPING IT RIGHT NOW. IF I WANTED TO, I COULD GO STRAIGHT BACK IN THERE, 511 00:41:55,862 --> 00:41:58,274 STRAIGHT TO THE RECORDING BOOTH AND PUT THE TAPE IN YOUR HANDS. 512 00:41:58,298 --> 00:42:01,600 HEY... YOU MEAN THAT, HOMIE? 513 00:42:05,671 --> 00:42:08,606 YEAH. YEAH, I DO. 514 00:42:13,644 --> 00:42:18,648 SOMETHING NEW ON THE PLATE? 515 00:42:18,682 --> 00:42:22,551 HIM? HE'S TALL, MALIK. 516 00:42:22,585 --> 00:42:24,553 DON'T MISTAKE THAT FOR INTERESTING. 517 00:42:24,587 --> 00:42:27,723 I WAS RAISED TO FIND EVERYTHING INTERESTING. 518 00:42:27,756 --> 00:42:31,492 HE'S GOT A SECRET BIGGER THAN HE IS. 519 00:42:31,526 --> 00:42:36,763 KNOW A PERSON'S SECRET, YOU OWN THEM. 520 00:42:36,797 --> 00:42:42,869 BRING ME HIS. 521 00:42:47,540 --> 00:42:50,710 KAZAAM! HEY, KAZAAM! 522 00:42:50,743 --> 00:42:54,546 MALIK WOULD LIKE YOU TO JOIN US TONIGHT. WOULD YOU SIGN MINE? 523 00:42:54,579 --> 00:42:58,515 THE THING IS... I'M LOOKING FOR MAX. 524 00:42:58,549 --> 00:43:02,319 HE'S WITH NICK. AND I THINK WE'LL JUST BE IN THE WAY. 525 00:43:13,228 --> 00:43:16,064 PLEASE, MY FAVORITE. 526 00:43:16,098 --> 00:43:20,401 - NUBIAN GOAT EYES? - THE FOOD OF KINGS! 527 00:43:20,434 --> 00:43:23,004 I HAVEN'T HAD THESE IN 3,000... 528 00:43:24,238 --> 00:43:26,607 DAYS. 529 00:43:26,641 --> 00:43:29,342 YOU HAVE OLD-FASHIONED TASTE. 530 00:43:29,376 --> 00:43:31,511 I DON'T GET OUT MUCH. 531 00:43:31,544 --> 00:43:34,747 THAT WE CAN CHANGE. 532 00:43:57,366 --> 00:43:59,535 NO, GO AROUND TO THE OTHER SIDE. 533 00:43:59,568 --> 00:44:02,371 SHH! 534 00:44:06,207 --> 00:44:11,045 YOU'RE LATE! COME ON! 535 00:44:18,718 --> 00:44:21,788 HURRY UP! 536 00:44:25,957 --> 00:44:29,094 WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? ALL RIGHT. 537 00:44:29,127 --> 00:44:31,096 HEY, SHEP, BRING IT DOWN HERE! 538 00:44:31,129 --> 00:44:33,164 TRAFFIC AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING? YEAH. 539 00:44:33,197 --> 00:44:36,434 COME ON. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO ALREADY BE HERE. I TOLD YOU FIVE MINUTES AGO. 540 00:44:38,269 --> 00:44:40,937 MR. MATTEO, I GOT THE TAPE! IT'S FINISHED! 541 00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:44,207 WAIT RIGHT HERE. I'll BE RIGHT BACK DOWN. CLOSE THE DOOR. 542 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:47,209 WHAT DOOR? THE LOADING DOCK DOOR. JUST PRESS THE BUTTON. 543 00:44:47,242 --> 00:44:50,279 - WHAT BUTTON? - THE BUTTON ON THE SIDE! 544 00:45:02,389 --> 00:45:04,491 HEY, WAIT! 545 00:45:17,469 --> 00:45:20,572 DOWNSTAIRS! COME ON! 546 00:45:20,605 --> 00:45:23,407 - LET'S GO! - ALL RIGHT, YOU PUNKS! 547 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,910 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 548 00:45:27,911 --> 00:45:33,883 COME BACK HERE, YOU GUYS! 549 00:45:36,285 --> 00:45:40,655 HEY... HEY, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 550 00:45:40,689 --> 00:45:44,126 HEY! COME ON BACK HERE! 551 00:46:38,539 --> 00:46:40,541 MOM? 552 00:47:42,827 --> 00:47:45,163 ♪ 'CAUSE I AM KAZAAM ♪ 553 00:47:45,463 --> 00:47:47,098 ♪ I'M MORE THAN I SEEM ♪ GET OFF ME! 554 00:47:47,131 --> 00:47:48,875 ♪ YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE DREAM ♪ LET ME GO! OW! 555 00:47:48,899 --> 00:47:51,902 ♪ IN YOUR COFFEE I'M THE CREAM ♪ GET OFF ME, YOU PERVERT! OW! 556 00:47:54,404 --> 00:47:56,606 GET OUT OF MY BED! 557 00:47:56,639 --> 00:48:02,777 YOU KNOW, YOU WERE RIGHT FOR ME TO GET OUT THERE LAST NIGHT. THEY TOTALLY LOVED ME. 558 00:48:06,147 --> 00:48:08,450 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAY? 559 00:48:14,288 --> 00:48:18,791 LOOK, VIRGO. THAT WASN'T HERE YESTERDAY. 560 00:48:18,825 --> 00:48:21,427 HEY, WHAT'S THIS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAY? 561 00:48:28,567 --> 00:48:32,870 WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR? NOTHING! I'M LOOKING FOR NOTHING! 562 00:48:32,904 --> 00:48:36,140 NOTHING IS GOOD. WHAT'S THIS, SCIENCE? 563 00:48:36,173 --> 00:48:39,476 "POLAR COVALENT BONDS HAVE AN IONIC... " YOU KNOW THIS STUFF? 564 00:48:39,509 --> 00:48:42,479 MY MOM WISHES I DID. 565 00:48:42,512 --> 00:48:44,481 HEY! 566 00:48:47,683 --> 00:48:50,653 WOW. YOU'RE A GENIE TOO. 567 00:48:50,686 --> 00:48:53,688 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN US LAST NIGHT IN MALIK'S LIMO, JUST CHILLIN'. 568 00:48:53,721 --> 00:48:58,259 HAVING A GOOD TIME, EATING GOAT EYES, JUST CHILLIN'. 569 00:48:58,293 --> 00:49:02,162 WHAT'S THAT? 570 00:49:02,195 --> 00:49:07,167 YOU-YOU SMELL LIKE HIPPOPOTAMUS BUTT! 571 00:49:08,034 --> 00:49:11,137 DAMN. 572 00:49:16,174 --> 00:49:18,643 ♪ 573 00:49:19,811 --> 00:49:23,280 ♪ 574 00:49:23,314 --> 00:49:27,384 ♪ 575 00:49:30,787 --> 00:49:35,591 YOU KNOW, YOUR FATHER SURE IS LUCKY TO WORK WITH MALIK. HE SAYS I GOT A FUTURE IN THE BIZ. 576 00:49:35,625 --> 00:49:39,328 IS ASIA GONNA LOVE ME OR WHAT? 577 00:49:39,361 --> 00:49:43,198 ESPECIALLY NOW. SO, YOU AND YOUR FATHER HAVE A NICE NIGHT TOO? 578 00:49:43,231 --> 00:49:45,333 NICE NIGHT? MAX! 579 00:49:45,366 --> 00:49:48,002 FRENCH TOAST! AHH. OOH. 580 00:49:48,035 --> 00:49:50,104 ROTIE FRANCAISE? 581 00:49:50,137 --> 00:49:53,073 I LOVE IT BEAUCOUP, BEAUCOUP, BEAUCOUP! 582 00:49:53,106 --> 00:49:57,677 MMM. 583 00:49:58,678 --> 00:50:02,781 MAX. HEY. HEY, HEY, HEY. 584 00:50:02,815 --> 00:50:05,551 THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S POISON. 585 00:50:05,584 --> 00:50:08,586 I FIGURED IF I ENDED YOUR SUFFERING, MINE WOULD END TOO. 586 00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:14,424 MAX. LAST NIGHT... DON'T DO THAT AGAIN. 587 00:50:17,594 --> 00:50:20,763 I MADE YOUR FAVORITE, WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS AND PEANUT BUTTER. 588 00:50:20,796 --> 00:50:26,469 I'M NOT HUNGRY. DO I HAVE TO HAVE THIS... MAX! PLEASE! 589 00:50:26,502 --> 00:50:30,538 FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, LET ME HAVE THE LAST WORD. 590 00:50:30,572 --> 00:50:32,407 OKAY? 591 00:50:36,443 --> 00:50:40,014 SO, SO SORRY. MAX INSISTED. 592 00:50:40,047 --> 00:50:42,149 HE'S TOLD ME SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. 593 00:50:42,182 --> 00:50:45,284 I-I'M SORRY. H-HAVE I MET YOU BEFORE? 594 00:50:45,318 --> 00:50:49,688 NO, MA'AM, I HAVEN'T HAD THE PLEASURE. I AM JEFFERSON ALLENSWORTH LAMB. 595 00:50:49,721 --> 00:50:52,691 "JEFFERSON" FOR HE WHO FRAMED OUR FINE CONSTITUTION, 596 00:50:52,724 --> 00:50:55,794 "ALLENSWORTH" FOR HE WHO FOUNDED A COMMUNITY OF FREE BLACKS... 597 00:50:55,827 --> 00:50:59,630 AND "LAMB" BECAUSE I LIKE TO EAT LAMB CHOPS. 598 00:51:03,601 --> 00:51:07,103 AND YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MAX'S? 599 00:51:07,137 --> 00:51:09,072 HOW SWEET OF YOU TO CALL ME A FRIEND, 600 00:51:09,105 --> 00:51:12,641 BUT THE SCHOOL DISTRICT MORE COMMONLY REFERS TO ME AS A TUTOR. 601 00:51:12,674 --> 00:51:17,179 A TUTOR? OH, THE SCHOOL GOT YOU A TUTOR? 602 00:51:17,212 --> 00:51:20,915 OH, I-I'M SORRY. I-I DIDN'T HEAR THE DOOR. 603 00:51:20,948 --> 00:51:23,151 UH, YOU'VE BEEN STUDYING? 604 00:51:24,352 --> 00:51:28,588 Y-YEAH, YEAH, I HAVE, INVERSE RATIOS OF HEIGHT TO INTELLIGENCE. 605 00:51:28,622 --> 00:51:31,725 HE GETS THAT WIT FROM ME. 606 00:51:31,758 --> 00:51:36,062 UH, WELL, MR. LAMB, WOULD, UH... HAVE YOU HAD BREAKFAST YET? 607 00:51:38,898 --> 00:51:42,934 CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER FRENCH TOAST? HEAVENLY. 608 00:51:42,967 --> 00:51:48,205 OH, PLEASE. SIT DOWN. 609 00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:53,744 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? GET OUT OF HERE. GET OUT. 610 00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:57,046 I'll MAKE SOME MORE. DON'T BOTHER. I'M NOT HUNGRY. 611 00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:00,750 BREAKFAST WARS. YES, YOU ARE. NOT EVEN A LITTLE HUNGRY? 612 00:52:40,884 --> 00:52:43,453 - OH, MAX? - WHAT? 613 00:52:48,691 --> 00:52:53,261 MAX, WAIT UP! 614 00:52:53,294 --> 00:52:57,298 SO, WHAT DID YOU AND YOUR FATHER DO LAST NIGHT? 615 00:52:57,332 --> 00:52:59,300 DO? UH, LOTS OF STUFF. 616 00:52:59,334 --> 00:53:02,369 "STUFF" IS GOOD. WHAT KIND OF STUFF? STUFF, OKAY? 617 00:53:02,402 --> 00:53:06,740 OH. HMM, I USED TO DO STUFF A LONG TIME AGO. 618 00:53:06,773 --> 00:53:09,542 SHOULDN'T YOU BE GOING TO SCHOOL? 619 00:53:09,575 --> 00:53:11,544 I'M NOT GOING. SAY WHAT? 620 00:53:11,577 --> 00:53:14,813 NO, I'M NOT GOING TO SCHOOL! 621 00:53:14,846 --> 00:53:20,118 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SHIRT? DO I LOOK COOL OR WHAT? 622 00:53:20,152 --> 00:53:23,087 HEY... 623 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:26,690 WHAT'S LIKE THE WORST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE? 624 00:53:29,893 --> 00:53:31,661 THE DESTRUCTION OF POMPEII. 625 00:53:31,694 --> 00:53:33,806 THAT WAS A WISH? THAT WAS YOU? LOOK, I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE. 626 00:53:33,830 --> 00:53:38,500 BESIDES, I DID SOME HARD TIME UNDER THAT ASH. TRY 342 YEARS. 627 00:53:38,534 --> 00:53:41,136 SO, LIKE, I MEAN, WHAT ABOUT YOU? 628 00:53:41,170 --> 00:53:43,471 YOU EVER TAKE ANYTHING YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE... 629 00:53:43,504 --> 00:53:46,007 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW? ME? 630 00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,342 YEAH. LIKE, WHAT'S THE WORST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE? 631 00:53:48,376 --> 00:53:51,487 LOOK, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER? I GOT THINGS I GOTTA DO, PEOPLE I GOTTA SEE. 632 00:53:51,511 --> 00:53:53,847 WHAT? I GOTTA GET READY. 633 00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:55,515 READY FOR WHAT? FOR TONIGHT. 634 00:53:55,549 --> 00:53:59,218 - TONIGHT? - I'M GONNA PERFORM. 635 00:53:59,251 --> 00:54:02,354 - YOU? - YEAH, YOU SAID I WAS COOL. 636 00:54:02,388 --> 00:54:05,356 YEAH, WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA RAP ABOUT? 637 00:54:05,390 --> 00:54:08,860 YOU'RE RIGHT. THE WHOLE THING IS GIVING ME TENSION. 638 00:54:08,893 --> 00:54:13,697 I CAN'T EVEN DECIDE WHAT TO WEAR. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WEAR. 639 00:54:13,730 --> 00:54:16,433 I MEAN, BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING TO RAP ABOUT, YOUR RHYMES. 640 00:54:16,466 --> 00:54:19,769 I MEAN, YOU GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. 641 00:54:19,802 --> 00:54:22,972 NOW WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT RAPPING? I KNOW A FEW THINGS. 642 00:54:23,005 --> 00:54:26,975 YEAH, RIGHT. MY NAME IS MAX, SO GET THESE FACTS. 643 00:54:27,008 --> 00:54:30,612 I'M ON MY HEAVY B.M.X., AND I MAKE SOME TRACKS. THAT'S WHACK! 644 00:54:30,645 --> 00:54:34,115 THAT'S HORRIBLE! OH, MY GOD, THAT'S AWFUL. YOU DO BETTER. 645 00:54:34,149 --> 00:54:38,686 ♪ MY NAME IS KAZAAM I GOT THE WHOLE PLAN SO LISTEN TO THE MAN ♪ 646 00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:40,721 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M THE SULTAN OF SAND ♪ 647 00:54:40,754 --> 00:54:42,855 ♪ IS THAT IT IS THAT THE WHOLE DEAL ♪ 648 00:54:42,889 --> 00:54:45,592 ♪ YOU WANT TO BE A HIT YOU BETTER GET REAL ♪ 649 00:54:45,625 --> 00:54:48,261 ♪ I DID HAVE THIS FRIEND IN 1000 B.C. ♪ 650 00:54:48,294 --> 00:54:51,163 ♪ WE DISCOVERED A BEVY OF BATHING BEAUTIES ♪ 651 00:54:51,196 --> 00:54:54,299 ♪ HBUR LOOKS TO ME AND I SAYS TO HE ♪ 652 00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:57,101 ♪ WHY DON'T WE JUMP IN THAT OLD EUPHRATES ♪ 653 00:54:57,134 --> 00:54:59,337 ♪ SOTHAT'STHEWHOLESTORY THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA TELL ♪ 654 00:54:59,370 --> 00:55:01,872 ♪ YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO MY RAP FROM BELL TO BELL ♪ 655 00:55:01,906 --> 00:55:05,242 ♪ THOSE BABIES HAD RABIES AND WE WAS IN HADES ♪ 656 00:55:05,275 --> 00:55:07,811 ♪ 'CAUSE WE MOVED WITH THE HAREM OF THE PRINCE AKBA d'KAREM ♪ 657 00:55:07,844 --> 00:55:10,479 ♪ SO IT'S YOU AND HBUR IN 1000 B.C. ♪ 658 00:55:10,512 --> 00:55:13,015 ♪ BURIED TO OUR NECKS IN SAND LIKE THE SEA ♪ 659 00:55:13,048 --> 00:55:15,884 ♪ BY A SULTAN WITH A SWORD AND A LOCK AND A KEY ♪ 660 00:55:15,918 --> 00:55:18,486 ♪ OOH, THEY'RE IN DEEP WILL THEY EVER GET FREE ♪ 661 00:55:18,519 --> 00:55:21,489 ♪ SO, IT'S ME AND HBUR IN 1000 B.C. ♪ 662 00:55:21,522 --> 00:55:24,192 ♪ PRAYING TO THE GODS ♪ AND WHAT DO YOU SEE 663 00:55:24,225 --> 00:55:27,027 ♪ A MAN WITH A HALO AND A NASTY DECREE ♪ 664 00:55:27,060 --> 00:55:29,930 ♪ I'll SAVE YOUR BUTT BUT YOU GONNA SERVE ME ♪ 665 00:55:29,963 --> 00:55:32,331 ♪ I NOD TO HBUR HE NODS TO ME ♪ 666 00:55:32,365 --> 00:55:35,601 ♪ AND WHEN THE MAGIC IS OVER WE AIN'T MEN ♪ 667 00:55:35,635 --> 00:55:38,104 ♪ WE GENIE ♪ WE GENIE 668 00:55:38,137 --> 00:55:39,738 ♪ BOB YOUR HEAD, MAX 669 00:55:39,771 --> 00:55:43,375 ♪ WE WERE BURIED TO OUR NECKS IN SAND LIKE THE SEA ♪ 670 00:55:43,408 --> 00:55:46,511 ♪ BY A SULTAN WITH A SWORD AND A LOCK AND A KEY ♪ 671 00:55:46,544 --> 00:55:48,712 ♪ AND I LOOKS TO HBUR AND HE SAYS TO ME ♪ 672 00:55:48,746 --> 00:55:51,115 ♪ AND WHEN THE MAGIC IS OVER 673 00:55:51,148 --> 00:55:53,384 ♪ WE AIN'T MEN, WE GENIE ♪ 674 00:55:55,418 --> 00:55:57,487 WHAT ARE WE, MAX? 675 00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,256 ♪ WE GENIE I CAN'T HEAR YOU, MAX! 676 00:56:00,290 --> 00:56:02,357 I CANNOT HEAR YOU! WHAT ARE WE? 677 00:56:02,391 --> 00:56:06,061 ♪ WE GENIE ♪ 678 00:56:13,668 --> 00:56:17,437 MAN, IT MUST BE GREAT TO BE A GENIE. 679 00:56:17,470 --> 00:56:21,408 SURE, EXCEPT YOU'RE LOCKED UP. 680 00:56:21,441 --> 00:56:24,043 A COUPLE OF MILLENNIA LATER, YOUR LAMP BREAKS. 681 00:56:24,076 --> 00:56:26,779 OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE FREE, BUT YOU'RE SUCKED INTO A COMPASS. 682 00:56:26,812 --> 00:56:29,915 YOU GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP. ONE DAY, YOU'RE SALVAGED. 683 00:56:29,948 --> 00:56:34,552 YOU WIND UP IN A RADIATOR, A TROMBONE. YOU GOT IT; A BROKEN BOOM BOX. 684 00:56:34,585 --> 00:56:38,722 BUT YOU CAN JUST SNAP YOUR FINGERS AND HAVE ANYTHING. 685 00:56:38,755 --> 00:56:42,359 YEAH, BUT I CAN'T MAKE MYSELF FREE. 686 00:56:42,392 --> 00:56:44,328 OR MAKE SOMEONE FALL IN LOVE. 687 00:56:44,361 --> 00:56:48,831 OR EVEN MAKE SOMEONE FALL IN LOVE WITH ME. I CAN'T EVEN TOUCH DESTINY. 688 00:56:51,434 --> 00:56:57,372 WELL, I JUST WISH I COULD CHANGE THINGS, YOU KNOW? 689 00:56:57,405 --> 00:57:00,107 MAKE THINGS DIFFERENT. 690 00:57:00,140 --> 00:57:03,310 YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT GENIES. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT DJINN. 691 00:57:03,344 --> 00:57:05,446 DJINN? WHAT'S A DJINN? 692 00:57:05,479 --> 00:57:09,315 A DJINN IS FREE. A DJINN CAN DO ANYTHING. 693 00:57:09,349 --> 00:57:13,319 LOVE, THE FUTURE, FATE. 694 00:57:13,353 --> 00:57:16,822 THE PROBLEM IS, DJINN ONLY EXIST IN FAIRY TALES, 695 00:57:16,855 --> 00:57:19,057 AND I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRY TALES. 696 00:57:20,125 --> 00:57:23,194 YEAH, WELL, I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRY TALES EITHER. 697 00:57:23,227 --> 00:57:26,864 BUT THEN AGAIN, I DON'T BELIEVE IN WISHES. AND LOOK WHAT YOU GOT. 698 00:57:26,897 --> 00:57:30,533 DOESN'T YOUR SCHOOL HAVE A BELL? 699 00:57:30,567 --> 00:57:35,205 YEAH. ALL RIGHT. I GUESS I BETTER BE GOING. 700 00:57:35,238 --> 00:57:38,974 SEE YA. SEE YA. 701 00:57:56,723 --> 00:57:59,358 YO, THE BUSINESS MAN. YO, WHAT'S UP, MAN? 702 00:57:59,392 --> 00:58:02,995 HOW'S IT GOING? HAVING FUN, MAX? 703 00:58:03,028 --> 00:58:05,029 SOME CAJONES, HUH? 704 00:58:07,899 --> 00:58:12,169 SO, YOU GOTTA TALK TO YOUR DAD. 705 00:58:12,202 --> 00:58:15,939 TELL HIM IF HE WANTS THE TAPE BACK, IT'S GONNA COST HIM. 706 00:58:15,973 --> 00:58:20,743 THIS IS YOUR BIG CHANCE, MAN. DO THIS, EVERYTHING CHANGES. 707 00:58:20,777 --> 00:58:26,048 YOU GOT MONEY, EVERYBODY LOOKS AT YOU DIFFERENTLY. 708 00:58:27,149 --> 00:58:32,187 YOU DON'T DO THIS... YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY NO. 709 00:58:41,094 --> 00:58:43,696 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 710 00:58:45,598 --> 00:58:47,934 YEAH. 711 00:59:17,025 --> 00:59:19,828 GET UP! 712 00:59:19,861 --> 00:59:24,298 NICK, PLEASE. 713 00:59:30,838 --> 00:59:34,106 NICK, NICK. 714 00:59:34,140 --> 00:59:38,444 YOU KNEW THE TAPE WAS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS. 715 00:59:38,478 --> 00:59:41,146 WHAT WAS HE THINKING? 716 00:59:41,179 --> 00:59:43,448 HE WAS GONNA WORK IT OFF? 717 00:59:43,482 --> 00:59:46,450 I KNOW HOW MUCH IT WAS WORTH. I'll FIND IT. 718 00:59:46,484 --> 00:59:50,187 BUT WHAT WILL I FIND? MY LOYAL FRIEND... 719 00:59:51,355 --> 00:59:55,058 OR A MAN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE? 720 00:59:56,392 --> 00:59:58,428 I'll GET IT TO YOU BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. 721 00:59:58,461 --> 01:00:01,296 BUT I STILL FIND IT CURIOUS. 722 01:00:01,330 --> 01:00:03,232 ON SURVEILLANCE TAPES, 723 01:00:03,265 --> 01:00:08,069 IT LOOKS LIKE WE WERE ROBBED BY A BUNCH OF LITTLE BOYS. 724 01:00:08,102 --> 01:00:10,204 HOW COULD THAT BE? 725 01:00:10,238 --> 01:00:13,174 I DON'T KNOW. 726 01:00:13,207 --> 01:00:15,642 NEITHER DO I. 727 01:00:24,183 --> 01:00:25,951 KAZAAM! KAZAAM! 728 01:00:25,985 --> 01:00:28,754 REVERE IS READY, BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE A HORSE. 729 01:00:28,787 --> 01:00:31,222 KAZAAM! 730 01:00:33,191 --> 01:00:35,627 SO HE WISHES FOR THE FASTEST DAMN MARE IN CREATION. 731 01:00:35,660 --> 01:00:37,861 AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW; A COUNTRY IS BORN. 732 01:00:37,895 --> 01:00:43,600 WHERE DID YOU LEARN ALL THIS, HARVARD? 733 01:00:43,634 --> 01:00:46,302 HARVARD? I'M WAY TOO INTELLIGENT FOR HARVARD. 734 01:00:46,335 --> 01:00:49,639 I EXPERIENCED MY ACADEMIA IN UPPER MESOPOTAMIA. 735 01:00:49,672 --> 01:00:53,041 BUT NOTHING IS MORE MAJOR THAN MY STUDIES IN ASIA. 736 01:00:53,074 --> 01:00:56,778 KAZAAM! 737 01:00:57,946 --> 01:01:00,748 SO HOW'D YOU GET TO WORK FOR A GUY LIKE MALIK? 738 01:01:00,781 --> 01:01:03,384 YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. YES, I DO. TRY ME. 739 01:01:03,417 --> 01:01:06,719 WITH A TALENT LIKE YOURS, YOU'LL GET TO KNOW HIM AS WELL AS I DO. 740 01:01:06,753 --> 01:01:09,622 BUT WILL I GET TO KNOW YOU? 741 01:01:09,656 --> 01:01:11,891 I'll BE RIGHT BACK. 742 01:01:15,561 --> 01:01:18,163 KAZAAM! 743 01:01:18,897 --> 01:01:20,798 KAZAAM! 744 01:01:22,833 --> 01:01:24,602 WHAT THE... GET OFF THE TABLE. 745 01:01:24,635 --> 01:01:27,871 KAZAAM, I GOTTA MAKE A WISH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OFF THE TABLE. 746 01:01:27,904 --> 01:01:30,073 KAZAAM, I NEED A WISH, OKAY? RIGHT NOW? 747 01:01:30,106 --> 01:01:35,110 NO, IN 250 YEARS, STUPID! I NEED A TAPE. NO, NO, I WISH I HAD THE TAPE. 748 01:01:35,144 --> 01:01:38,547 - WHAT KIND OF TAPE? - THE MASTER TAPE OF LAST NIGHT'S SHOW. 749 01:01:38,581 --> 01:01:39,824 CAN'T YOUR FATHER GIVE IT TO YOU? 750 01:01:39,848 --> 01:01:42,216 NO! DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS WISH? 751 01:01:42,250 --> 01:01:44,228 - NO, IT'S JUST THAT IT'S YOUR SECOND WISH. - SO? 752 01:01:44,252 --> 01:01:46,497 - SO YOU WANT TO WASTE IT ON A TAPE? - I JUST DO, OKAY? 753 01:01:46,521 --> 01:01:51,224 JUST GET ME THE TAPE! I MEAN, COME ON, YOU KNOW THE DRILL. "I AM KAZAAM... " LET'S GO! 754 01:01:54,728 --> 01:01:59,832 THAT WE CAN DO. 755 01:01:59,865 --> 01:02:02,702 HUH? 756 01:02:02,735 --> 01:02:07,072 NO! 757 01:02:08,506 --> 01:02:11,208 WHY ARE WE HERE? JUST SAVING YOU A WISH, MY MAN. 758 01:02:11,241 --> 01:02:14,578 I-IT'S NOT HERE. HOW DO YOU KNOW? 759 01:02:14,612 --> 01:02:16,780 I JUST KNOW, OKAY? 760 01:02:17,948 --> 01:02:20,183 WHY ISN'T THE TAPE HERE, MAX? 761 01:02:20,216 --> 01:02:22,661 WHY ARE YOU STALLING? ALL YOU EVER WANTED WAS TO MAKE MY THREE WISHES! 762 01:02:22,685 --> 01:02:25,054 'CAUSE YOU'RE BLOWING A WHOLE WISH! SOMETHING'S WRONG. 763 01:02:25,088 --> 01:02:27,055 I GOT A NOSE FOR THIS KIND OF STUFF. 764 01:02:27,089 --> 01:02:29,257 TALK TO ME, MAX. I'M YOUR FRIEND. 765 01:02:29,291 --> 01:02:32,994 I DON'T NEED A FRIEND, I NEED A GENIE! NOW, GRANT MY SECOND WISH! I ORDER YOU! 766 01:02:37,498 --> 01:02:40,400 YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND. 767 01:02:57,915 --> 01:03:01,885 - I'M OUTTA HERE. - LET ME ASSIST YOU. 768 01:03:01,918 --> 01:03:05,489 FOUR OF THE REPUBLICS OF THE FORMER SOVIET UNION... 769 01:03:05,522 --> 01:03:08,358 WHOA! 770 01:03:11,927 --> 01:03:16,965 UH, UNOCAL? UNISTAN? 771 01:03:16,998 --> 01:03:19,768 PAKISTAN? STAN THE MAN? 772 01:03:19,801 --> 01:03:22,203 DETENTION! 773 01:03:24,238 --> 01:03:26,540 ♪ 774 01:03:26,573 --> 01:03:30,110 TELL ME YOU HAD A WONDERFUL BREAKFAST. 775 01:03:30,144 --> 01:03:35,782 TELL ME THAT YOU COULDN'T HAVE ANOTHER BITE. TELL ME EVERYTHING. 776 01:03:35,815 --> 01:03:38,050 L.S.U. GRAD, 777 01:03:38,083 --> 01:03:42,587 PROFESSIONAL PERFORMER SINCE HE WAS EIGHT. 778 01:03:42,621 --> 01:03:47,792 LIKE I SAID, HE'S ABOUT AS INTERESTING AS HIS PITUITARY GLAND. 779 01:03:47,825 --> 01:03:51,729 COME ON, ASIA. 780 01:03:51,762 --> 01:03:55,799 GIVE KAZAAM ANOTHER SHOT, WON'T YOU? 781 01:03:55,832 --> 01:04:01,003 I KNOW THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT THAT BOOM BOX, 782 01:04:01,036 --> 01:04:03,939 AND I AM JUST DYING TO FIND OUT. 783 01:04:11,212 --> 01:04:15,315 YO, JAKE. TWO HOURS IN DETENTION. THAT SUCKS. 784 01:04:15,348 --> 01:04:17,451 MRS. DUKE SUCKS. 785 01:04:17,484 --> 01:04:19,986 WE GOTTA TALK. 786 01:04:21,954 --> 01:04:24,824 SEE YOU LATER, MAN. 787 01:04:24,857 --> 01:04:27,359 COME ON, IN THE CAR. 788 01:04:32,831 --> 01:04:36,767 WAIT. MAX. MAX. 789 01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:39,703 WAIT. MAX. MAX, HONEY, GET OUT OF THE CAR. 790 01:04:39,737 --> 01:04:43,306 - NICK, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? - THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND MY BOY. 791 01:04:43,339 --> 01:04:45,784 YOUR BOY? YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN OVER A DECADE. YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS HERE. 792 01:04:45,808 --> 01:04:48,320 - THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. - YOU WANT ME TO CALL THE COPS? 793 01:04:48,344 --> 01:04:52,080 MAX, HE'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK HE IS. GET OUT OF THE CAR. LET GO. 794 01:04:52,114 --> 01:04:53,648 MAX. GO BACK TO TRAVIS! 795 01:04:53,682 --> 01:04:58,719 MAX, NO! MAX, NO! NO, STOP! 796 01:04:58,753 --> 01:05:00,521 FIFTEEN YEARS. FIFTEEN YEARS! 797 01:05:00,554 --> 01:05:02,599 NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I EVER SEEN SOMETHING SO STUPID! 798 01:05:02,623 --> 01:05:05,267 - BUT DAD, I-I... - I KNOW WHAT YOU STOLE, YOU AND YOUR PUNK FRIENDS! 799 01:05:05,291 --> 01:05:08,661 DAD, PLEASE... 800 01:05:08,695 --> 01:05:13,732 I TOLD YOU... 801 01:05:17,336 --> 01:05:19,304 JESUS. 802 01:05:20,705 --> 01:05:23,674 WHY'D YOU HAVE TO COME NOW? 803 01:05:23,708 --> 01:05:28,011 MOM WAS GONNA MARRY TRAVIS. 804 01:05:28,044 --> 01:05:30,213 I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN. 805 01:05:33,150 --> 01:05:35,818 YOU MUST HAVE REALLY THOUGHT I WAS SOMETHING. 806 01:05:35,851 --> 01:05:40,322 I NEVER KNEW WHAT TO THINK. YOU WERE GONE. 807 01:05:40,356 --> 01:05:42,490 LISTEN TO ME. 808 01:05:42,524 --> 01:05:44,959 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE ME. 809 01:05:44,993 --> 01:05:46,995 YOU DON'T WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE. 810 01:05:47,028 --> 01:05:49,363 YOU GOT A CHOICE. I DON'T. YOU UNDERSTAND? 811 01:05:49,396 --> 01:05:51,765 A GUY LIKE ME, YOU CAN'T JUST WALK AWAY... 812 01:05:51,799 --> 01:05:53,934 AND PRETEND ALL THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN. 813 01:05:53,967 --> 01:05:56,569 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY COPS WOULD LOVE TO LOCK ME UP? 814 01:05:59,238 --> 01:06:02,141 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 815 01:06:03,041 --> 01:06:05,811 YOU GET NO SECOND CHANCES IN LIFE. 816 01:06:05,844 --> 01:06:10,981 YOU GET NO SECOND CHANCES. REMEMBER THAT. 817 01:06:12,650 --> 01:06:14,585 GO ON, GET OUTTA HERE. 818 01:06:16,654 --> 01:06:19,055 GO ON, GO! 819 01:07:11,667 --> 01:07:15,837 WOW, LOOK AT THAT! THAT'S SOME BOOM BOX. 820 01:07:15,871 --> 01:07:20,041 IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BOX. 821 01:07:23,277 --> 01:07:28,249 WELL, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THIS, I FOUND IT. 822 01:07:28,282 --> 01:07:31,517 START PRODUCTION. YOU GOT IT. 823 01:07:31,551 --> 01:07:36,055 I WANT THE FIRST RUN PACKED AND SHIPPED BY SUNRISE. 824 01:07:38,624 --> 01:07:43,262 NICK... STICK AROUND. 825 01:07:43,295 --> 01:07:47,398 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR SON. 826 01:08:06,781 --> 01:08:09,017 ♪ MAN OF THE AGES 827 01:08:09,050 --> 01:08:11,419 ♪ STRAIGHT OUT OF THE PAGES ♪ 828 01:08:11,452 --> 01:08:13,553 ♪ HANG ON I'M CONTAGIOUS ♪ 829 01:08:13,587 --> 01:08:17,391 ♪ OUTRAGEOUS, SPONTANEOUS YOU CAN'T CONTAIN THIS ♪ 830 01:08:17,424 --> 01:08:20,294 ♪ I AM KAZAAM - 831 01:08:20,327 --> 01:08:25,598 ♪ I AM KAZAAM I AM KAZAAM ♪ 832 01:08:35,739 --> 01:08:40,044 HOW ABOUT IT, PARTY PEOPLE! PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR KLASS K! 833 01:08:40,077 --> 01:08:44,347 WHOO! YES! THERE'S ABOUT A THOUSAND PEOPLE OUT THERE, AND THEY LOVED ME! 834 01:08:44,380 --> 01:08:46,516 YOU LOOK TERRIFIC! JUST GREAT! 835 01:08:46,549 --> 01:08:48,851 YES. WHOO! 836 01:08:48,885 --> 01:08:53,855 KAZAAM! KAZAAM! I GOT IT, I GOT IT! WHAT IS IT? 837 01:08:53,889 --> 01:08:55,657 KAZAAM! I NEED TO MAKE MY LAST WISH! 838 01:08:55,691 --> 01:08:59,593 SAY WHAT? MY THIRD WISH! I WISH MY DAD HAD A SECOND CHANCE. 839 01:08:59,627 --> 01:09:01,705 IS THE KID BOTHERING YOU? LEAVE ME ALONE. LEAVE ME ALONE. 840 01:09:01,729 --> 01:09:03,698 WHAT IS IT? DON'T YOU WANT HIM BACK? 841 01:09:03,731 --> 01:09:08,401 LET ME HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISE! 842 01:09:08,435 --> 01:09:10,737 I WISH MY DAD HAD A SECOND CHANCE. 843 01:09:12,204 --> 01:09:15,874 YOU KNOW, LIKE A DIFFERENT LIFE. NO CAN DO, KID. 844 01:09:15,908 --> 01:09:18,676 KAZAAM, YOU GOTTA HELP ME! WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS BEFORE. 845 01:09:18,710 --> 01:09:22,080 NEW LIVES, DESTINY. KAZAAM CAN'T DO ETHEREAL... KAZAAM! 846 01:09:22,113 --> 01:09:24,491 I NEED THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING I'VE EVER NEEDED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! 847 01:09:24,515 --> 01:09:27,551 I MEAN, CAN'T YOU EVEN TRY? BELIEVE ME, I'VE BEEN TRYING ALL MY LIFE. 848 01:09:27,584 --> 01:09:29,886 JUST TRY HARDER! LOOK, I CAN'T DO IT! 849 01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:33,365 KAZAAM, I GOTTA MAKE THIS WISH! WHEN YOU GONNA LEARN? LIFE AIN'T ABOUT WISHIN' AND DREAMS. 850 01:09:33,389 --> 01:09:37,159 IT'S ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT AND WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH IT! PLEASE! THIS IS ALL MY FAULT! 851 01:09:37,193 --> 01:09:39,838 I'M NOT SOME DJINN. I JUST CAN'T SNAP MY FINGERS AND MAKE YOU HAPPY. 852 01:09:39,862 --> 01:09:41,772 YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO GRANT MY THIRD WISH, DO YOU? 853 01:09:41,796 --> 01:09:44,899 YOU'VE GOT ALL THIS, AND NOW YOU DON'T WANT TO GO BACK IN YOUR BOX! 854 01:09:44,933 --> 01:09:46,835 I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND! 855 01:09:46,868 --> 01:09:49,803 FRIEND? DON'T YOU REMEMBER? I'M JUST YOUR GENIE! 856 01:09:49,837 --> 01:09:52,706 YOU... 857 01:09:52,740 --> 01:09:56,209 YOU'RE NOTHING! 858 01:09:56,242 --> 01:09:59,379 MAX! WHAT IS IT? NOTHING! 859 01:09:59,412 --> 01:10:02,314 WHAT'S THE MATTER? JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! 860 01:10:02,347 --> 01:10:04,316 MAX! 861 01:10:04,349 --> 01:10:08,220 EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S WRONG WITH MAX? 862 01:10:08,253 --> 01:10:10,521 HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. HE WAS REALLY UPSET. 863 01:10:10,554 --> 01:10:13,257 I KNOW, BUT LISTEN TO THIS CROWD. THEY LOVE ME. I OWN THEM. 864 01:10:13,290 --> 01:10:15,326 YOU DON'T OWN THEM! SAY WHAT? 865 01:10:15,359 --> 01:10:19,062 YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? 866 01:10:22,232 --> 01:10:24,666 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE! 867 01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:28,404 DO YOU KNOW HOW JEALOUS YOU ARE MAKING ME? HUH? HUH? 868 01:10:28,437 --> 01:10:31,806 I'M JUST TELLING MY STORY. NO, IT'S MUCH MORE. 869 01:10:31,839 --> 01:10:35,810 YOU ARE... YOU HAVE A... 870 01:10:35,843 --> 01:10:38,246 THERE IS AN ANCIENT PHRASE. 871 01:10:38,279 --> 01:10:41,381 "SULTAN'S GOLD." 872 01:10:41,415 --> 01:10:45,385 YOU SPEAK! 873 01:10:45,419 --> 01:10:48,120 UH, YOU KNOW... 874 01:10:48,154 --> 01:10:50,556 YOU ARE THE "SULTAN'S GOLD"! 875 01:10:50,589 --> 01:10:53,358 YOU GOT TWO MINUTES. 876 01:10:53,391 --> 01:10:55,427 MY BOX! 877 01:10:55,460 --> 01:10:58,563 WHERE'S MY BOX? DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE LITTLE THINGS. 878 01:10:58,596 --> 01:11:02,166 - LISTEN. - WE WANT MORE! 879 01:11:02,199 --> 01:11:04,268 YOUR PUBLIC CALLS. TRUST ME. 880 01:11:04,301 --> 01:11:06,303 THIS IS MY WORLD. 881 01:11:06,336 --> 01:11:11,674 RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PART OF IT. 882 01:11:13,176 --> 01:11:17,412 MY SULTAN'S GOLD... 883 01:11:17,446 --> 01:11:21,316 LIVES IN A GENIE'S LAMP. 884 01:11:27,321 --> 01:11:29,289 - GET OUTTA HERE! - DAD, WHAT HAPPENED? 885 01:11:29,322 --> 01:11:32,826 GO! GO! 886 01:11:32,859 --> 01:11:38,430 AT LONG LAST. LOOK FAMILIAR? 887 01:11:38,464 --> 01:11:41,433 YOUR FATHER'S BEEN VERY MODEST... 888 01:11:41,467 --> 01:11:43,968 ABOUT YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS, MAX. 889 01:11:44,001 --> 01:11:49,340 THAT'S RIGHT. I'VE GOT THE BOX, AND YOU'RE ON YOUR LAST WISH. 890 01:11:49,373 --> 01:11:51,174 LOOK, MALIK, LET'S STOP PLAYING THESE GAMES. 891 01:11:51,208 --> 01:11:54,010 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, AND NEITHER DOES HE. 892 01:11:54,044 --> 01:11:57,080 YOU CAN'T KEEP ALL THESE SECRETS FROM ME. 893 01:11:57,114 --> 01:11:59,682 YOU GOT YOUR TAPE. HE'S JUST A BOY! 894 01:11:59,715 --> 01:12:01,984 DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU CAN'T... 895 01:12:02,017 --> 01:12:05,620 MAKE THE WISH, I GET THE GENIE. 896 01:12:05,653 --> 01:12:08,590 AND EVERYTHING MY HEART DESIRES! 897 01:12:08,623 --> 01:12:11,259 AND IF YOU TRY ANYTHING CLEVER... 898 01:12:14,261 --> 01:12:16,363 DEARLY BELOVED NICK... 899 01:12:16,396 --> 01:12:20,366 WILL WAKE UP... DEAD. 900 01:12:20,399 --> 01:12:24,337 KLASS K! KLASS K! KLASS K! 901 01:12:24,370 --> 01:12:26,839 KLASS K! KLASS K! 902 01:12:26,873 --> 01:12:28,874 YOUR THIRD WISH WILL BE, QUOTE: 903 01:12:28,907 --> 01:12:32,177 "I WANT MALIK TO HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD." 904 01:12:32,210 --> 01:12:34,821 DON'T YOU SEE, I WISHED FOR THAT, BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT. BECAUSE IF YOU DO THAT, 905 01:12:34,845 --> 01:12:37,414 THE REST OF THE WORLD GOES BROKE AND MONEY ISN'T WORTH ANYTHING! 906 01:12:37,448 --> 01:12:40,117 THEN I'll TAKE ALL THE MONEY AND GIVE SOME OF IT BACK! 907 01:12:40,151 --> 01:12:44,387 MAKE MY WISH NOW! I CAN'T! I CAN'T JUST SAY, "HEY, KAZAAM, I NEED YOUR HELP," 908 01:12:44,420 --> 01:12:46,923 AND HE'LL APPEAR RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. 909 01:12:46,956 --> 01:12:49,858 I CAN'T JUST SAY, "KAZAAM!" 910 01:12:53,428 --> 01:12:55,397 LET'S GET BUSY, K! 911 01:12:55,430 --> 01:12:59,534 MAKE THE WISH... OR YOUR FATHER WILL DIE. 912 01:12:59,567 --> 01:13:03,803 I COUNT TO THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE! 913 01:13:05,906 --> 01:13:08,875 ♪ TRAPPED IN A BOX 914 01:13:08,909 --> 01:13:10,676 ♪ LIKE A PREMATURE BURIAL 915 01:13:10,709 --> 01:13:13,779 ♪ USED TO MULL IN THE SPACE CEMETERIAL ♪ - GET OUTTA HERE! 916 01:13:18,716 --> 01:13:21,953 GET OUT! GET OUT! 917 01:13:21,986 --> 01:13:24,389 ♪ SUFFERED A CURSE THAT WAS MORE THAN MALARIAL ♪ 918 01:13:24,422 --> 01:13:27,558 ♪ LIVED AS A GHOST GRANTED WISHES MATERIAL ♪ 919 01:13:27,591 --> 01:13:30,427 ♪ SERVED EVERY TOM, DICK AND HARRIAL ♪ 920 01:13:30,460 --> 01:13:32,895 HELP! 921 01:13:32,929 --> 01:13:35,498 RUN! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 922 01:13:35,531 --> 01:13:39,435 COME ON! TO THE RIGHT! TO THE RIGHT! 923 01:13:39,468 --> 01:13:42,404 STAY OVER HERE! STAY OVER HERE! 924 01:13:42,437 --> 01:13:44,439 LOOK OUT! 925 01:13:46,541 --> 01:13:49,443 ♪ AND IF YOU THINK THAT'S BAD HERE'S MY AGE ♪ 926 01:13:49,476 --> 01:13:51,912 ♪ OH, SQUARE OCTOGENARIAL 927 01:13:51,946 --> 01:13:55,281 ♪ BEEN THERE, DONE THAT HE'S SEEN IT ALL ♪ 928 01:13:55,315 --> 01:13:57,850 ♪ FROM THE RIVER NILE TO THE HILLS OF NEPAL ♪ 929 01:13:57,884 --> 01:13:59,562 ♪ PAINTED WITH PICASSO AND DINED WITH KINGS ♪ 930 01:13:59,586 --> 01:14:02,721 ♪ HAD A LOT OF RICHES AND MATERIAL THINGS ♪ 931 01:14:06,158 --> 01:14:07,926 WHAT IS THIS PLACE? SHH! 932 01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:10,528 LET'S GO THIS WAY. OH, HERE THEY COME. 933 01:14:10,561 --> 01:14:12,663 COME ON! COME ON! WE LOST THEM! 934 01:14:12,697 --> 01:14:15,700 WE CAN'T FIND... GO LEFT! GO LEFT! 935 01:14:17,634 --> 01:14:20,737 ♪ SO I PEELED THAT SPIEL GOT REAL WITH THE NEW MEAL ♪ 936 01:14:20,770 --> 01:14:22,872 ♪ SUCKING LIFE DOWN LIKE A CUTLET OF VEAL ♪ 937 01:14:22,906 --> 01:14:26,275 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 938 01:14:26,308 --> 01:14:29,011 ALL RIGHT, WAIT HERE. WHAT ARE THESE? 939 01:14:29,044 --> 01:14:31,145 BLACK MARKET CDs. LET'S GO. 940 01:14:31,179 --> 01:14:33,147 DAD, LOOK OUT! 941 01:14:35,183 --> 01:14:38,552 LET'S RUN FOR IT! GO! GO! 942 01:14:38,585 --> 01:14:40,621 ♪ MYSTICAL AND HIM, WELL, MAGICAL ♪ 943 01:14:40,654 --> 01:14:43,624 ♪ MR. MATERIAL EAT NO CEREAL ♪ 944 01:14:43,657 --> 01:14:46,158 ♪ MAN, WAY MYSTICAL AND HIM, WELL, MAGICAL ♪ 945 01:14:46,192 --> 01:14:50,896 ♪ MAGICAL, MAGICAL - 946 01:14:50,930 --> 01:14:54,899 I'M THE ONE WITH THE POWER. I'M THE ONE WITH THE GENIE. 947 01:14:54,933 --> 01:14:57,168 KAZAAM, HE'S MY GENIE. 948 01:14:57,202 --> 01:15:01,605 AND AS LONG AS I'M STANDING HERE, HE'LL DO WHATEVER I TELL HIM TO. 949 01:15:01,639 --> 01:15:03,783 ♪ ONE SNAP OF MY FINGERS, GET A SCOOP OF BEN AND JERRIAL ♪ 950 01:15:03,807 --> 01:15:06,909 ♪ LIVING SO RICH BETTER WATCH MY ARTERIALS ♪ 951 01:15:06,943 --> 01:15:10,380 ♪ DON'T GET ME DOWN WITH THOSE THOUGHTS OF ETHEREAL ♪ 952 01:15:10,413 --> 01:15:13,516 ♪ I KNOW WHO I AM - 953 01:15:13,549 --> 01:15:15,517 THEN I GUESS MY ONLY PROBLEM IS... 954 01:15:15,550 --> 01:15:17,886 THAT YOU ARE STILL STANDING! 955 01:15:17,919 --> 01:15:21,722 ♪ I'M... ♪ 956 01:15:21,756 --> 01:15:24,325 KAZAAM! 957 01:15:24,358 --> 01:15:27,361 ♪ HE'S MR. MATERIAL ♪ 958 01:15:27,395 --> 01:15:32,132 ♪ THEY SAY HE'S ETHEREAL OH, MR... ♪ 959 01:15:40,439 --> 01:15:43,274 IT WORKED! 960 01:15:43,308 --> 01:15:48,146 NOW... BE A GOOD GENIE... 961 01:15:48,179 --> 01:15:52,015 AND GET INTO THE BOX. 962 01:15:52,049 --> 01:15:56,386 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. - YOU'VE BEEN CALLED. 963 01:16:01,924 --> 01:16:04,026 WHERE'S MAX? 964 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:06,361 MAX... 965 01:16:06,394 --> 01:16:10,298 HAS TERMINATED YOUR CONTRACT. 966 01:16:10,332 --> 01:16:14,368 YOU HAVE A NEW MASTER. 967 01:16:14,401 --> 01:16:17,938 NOW... HOP, HOP. 968 01:16:17,971 --> 01:16:21,841 BUT I HAVEN'T GRANTED HIS THIRD WISH YET. 969 01:16:21,874 --> 01:16:25,445 TRUST ME, HE WON'T BE ASKING FOR ANY MORE. 970 01:16:28,947 --> 01:16:31,450 WHAT'D YOU DO WITH HIM? 971 01:16:40,924 --> 01:16:42,926 IT'S BEGUN. 972 01:16:44,361 --> 01:16:47,530 - OOH! - NO. 973 01:16:50,833 --> 01:16:54,069 YES. 974 01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:02,709 HIS HEAD STILL LOOKS THICK. 975 01:17:07,514 --> 01:17:12,151 NOT ALL THERE, KLASS K? HUH? 976 01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:48,015 COME ON! 977 01:17:53,386 --> 01:17:56,890 OH! 978 01:18:02,294 --> 01:18:04,930 COME ON! 979 01:18:16,773 --> 01:18:22,611 YOU CAN'T HURT ME. 980 01:18:22,645 --> 01:18:27,550 I AM YOUR MASTER! 981 01:18:29,984 --> 01:18:32,387 WHAT? I'll NEVER BE YOUR SLAVE! 982 01:18:32,420 --> 01:18:36,357 NOW... WHERE'S MAX? 983 01:18:36,391 --> 01:18:39,693 UH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. HE FELL DOWN THE SHAFT! 984 01:18:39,726 --> 01:18:42,930 WHAT? THERE WAS NOTHING THAT I COULD DO! 985 01:18:42,963 --> 01:18:49,035 PUT ME DOWN. I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHT. 986 01:18:49,068 --> 01:18:51,403 WISH NOT GRANTED. 987 01:18:54,473 --> 01:18:56,842 OOH! AHH! 988 01:19:07,617 --> 01:19:10,186 YEAH, THAT'S OKAY OVER THERE. 989 01:19:10,220 --> 01:19:12,522 BRING IT OVER THERE. COME ON, LET'S MOVE IT ASIDE. 990 01:19:12,555 --> 01:19:15,266 GET THOSE THINGS MOVED OFF TO THE SIDE, ALL RIGHT? OVER THERE. MAX, MAX, MAX... 991 01:19:15,290 --> 01:19:18,136 LADY. LADY, WHERE YOU GOIN'? NOW YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE. I THINK MY SON'S IN THERE. 992 01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:20,262 YOU CAN'T GO... I THINK THAT MY SON IS IN... 993 01:19:20,295 --> 01:19:22,739 LADY, YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE. OKAY, LOOK, I NEED TO FIND TRAVIS. HE'S A FIREMAN. 994 01:19:22,763 --> 01:19:24,732 TRAVIS? TRAVIS O'NEIL. 995 01:19:24,765 --> 01:19:28,702 TRAVIS O'NEIL IS IN THERE. 996 01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:07,903 HEY, TOUGH GUY. 997 01:20:23,149 --> 01:20:27,653 NO! 998 01:20:33,357 --> 01:20:36,727 IN 5,000 YEARS... 999 01:20:36,761 --> 01:20:39,363 YOU'RE THE ONLY FRIEND I'VE EVER HAD. 1000 01:20:39,397 --> 01:20:42,265 AND WHEN YOU NEEDED ME THE MOST, 1001 01:20:42,299 --> 01:20:45,802 I WASN'T THERE. 1002 01:20:45,835 --> 01:20:50,139 AND IF I HAD TO SPEND ANOTHER 5,000 YEARS... 1003 01:20:50,172 --> 01:20:53,943 IN A LAMP, A COMPASS... 1004 01:20:53,976 --> 01:20:57,412 OR EVEN THAT STUPID BOOM BOX, 1005 01:20:57,445 --> 01:20:59,547 I WOULDN'T CARE. 1006 01:20:59,581 --> 01:21:01,949 I JUST WISH... 1007 01:21:01,982 --> 01:21:05,619 I COULD HAVE GRANTED YOUR WISH. 1008 01:21:07,721 --> 01:21:11,791 I WISH I COULD HAVE FILLED YOUR HEART. 1009 01:21:16,861 --> 01:21:21,633 YOU... YOU ARE THE SULTAN'S GOLD, MAX. 1010 01:21:22,601 --> 01:21:24,802 I... 1011 01:21:28,739 --> 01:21:31,341 I AM KAZAAM. 1012 01:21:44,286 --> 01:21:46,988 DO YOU HAVE TO SHINE THAT IN MY EYES? 1013 01:21:47,021 --> 01:21:51,258 YOU'RE ALIVE! YOU'RE ALIVE! 1014 01:21:51,292 --> 01:21:54,694 PUT ME DOWN, PUT ME DOWN! 1015 01:21:54,728 --> 01:21:55,938 I MADE A WISH, AND I GRANTED IT! 1016 01:21:55,962 --> 01:21:57,564 PUT ME DOWN! YOU'RE ALIVE! 1017 01:22:00,466 --> 01:22:02,501 WHAT WAS THAT? 1018 01:22:02,534 --> 01:22:06,071 WHAT'S HAPPENING? I DON'T KNOW. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. 1019 01:22:10,241 --> 01:22:12,810 YOU'RE LEAVING. 1020 01:22:12,844 --> 01:22:16,079 YOU CAN'T. I HAVEN'T MADE MY THIRD WISH YET. 1021 01:22:16,113 --> 01:22:20,684 BUT YOU DID. YOU WISHED FOR A SECOND CHANCE FOR YOUR FATHER. 1022 01:22:20,717 --> 01:22:24,520 BUT WAIT, I... IT WAS A PERFECT WISH. IT WAS A WISH FROM YOUR HEART. 1023 01:22:24,553 --> 01:22:28,524 - AND NOW IT'S DONE. - BUT... NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! 1024 01:22:28,557 --> 01:22:34,162 - WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU? - I DON'T KNOW. I JUST FEEL... 1025 01:22:34,195 --> 01:22:36,497 I FEEL... 1026 01:22:36,530 --> 01:22:38,899 FREE! 1027 01:22:55,714 --> 01:22:58,416 YOU... YOU'RE... 1028 01:22:58,449 --> 01:23:00,518 YOU... I'M DJINN, 1029 01:23:00,551 --> 01:23:03,554 AND I'M FREE. 1030 01:23:03,587 --> 01:23:05,388 NO. 1031 01:23:05,422 --> 01:23:10,193 KAZAAM... YOU CAN'T. YOU DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE. 1032 01:23:10,226 --> 01:23:14,063 DON'T GO! IN OUR HEARTS, WE'RE ALL DJINN, 1033 01:23:14,096 --> 01:23:18,033 AND WE'RE ALL FREE. KAZAAM, YOU CAN'T. 1034 01:23:18,067 --> 01:23:21,569 DON'T LEAVE ME. THE POWER... 1035 01:23:21,602 --> 01:23:26,940 IS IN... YOUR HEART. 1036 01:24:04,539 --> 01:24:08,443 I MAKE A GRAB LIKE THAT AND YOU DON'T EVEN SAY, "NICE SAVE"? 1037 01:24:08,477 --> 01:24:12,179 WHAT HAPPENED? LET'S GO. 1038 01:24:23,857 --> 01:24:26,592 MAX? IS HE OKAY? YEAH. 1039 01:24:26,625 --> 01:24:28,727 IS HE ALL RIGHT? 1040 01:24:28,761 --> 01:24:31,830 MAX, ARE YOU OKAY? MAX! OH! 1041 01:24:35,633 --> 01:24:38,136 YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. YOU DID OKAY. 1042 01:24:38,169 --> 01:24:41,204 TRAVIS, GET HIM A BLANKET? SURE. 1043 01:24:42,305 --> 01:24:44,407 I WAS IN THE BUILDING AND KAZAAM, 1044 01:24:44,441 --> 01:24:46,352 HE WAS THERE AND HE TOOK ME... OKAY, OKAY. OKAY, MAX. 1045 01:24:46,376 --> 01:24:48,687 AND HE FLEW AND THEN HE... IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 1046 01:24:48,711 --> 01:24:52,014 I GOT YOU NOW. OKAY? IT'S OKAY. 1047 01:25:11,564 --> 01:25:15,301 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. ALL OF A SUDDEN, I WAS FREE. 1048 01:25:15,334 --> 01:25:17,135 YOUR FRIEND WAS THERE. 1049 01:25:17,169 --> 01:25:20,272 HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A SECOND CHANCE. 1050 01:25:25,142 --> 01:25:27,378 YOU'RE A GOOD KID, MAX. 1051 01:25:29,380 --> 01:25:31,381 YOU GOT A GOOD HEART. 1052 01:25:31,414 --> 01:25:34,851 LOOK, THERE'S A FEW THINGS I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF. 1053 01:25:34,884 --> 01:25:37,853 SOME PEOPLE I OWE. EXCUSE ME. 1054 01:25:37,886 --> 01:25:40,589 IS THERE A NICK MATTEO HERE? 1055 01:25:43,959 --> 01:25:46,194 THAT'D BE ME. 1056 01:25:46,227 --> 01:25:49,197 WOULD YOU JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE? 1057 01:25:53,099 --> 01:25:56,937 LOOK, WHEN I COME BACK, I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU. 1058 01:25:57,971 --> 01:26:01,340 WE CAN GET TOGETHER AND, I DON'T KNOW, 1059 01:26:01,373 --> 01:26:03,943 GET A COUPLE RODS AND GO FISHING. 1060 01:26:05,845 --> 01:26:08,279 SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN TO ME. 1061 01:26:08,313 --> 01:26:12,217 IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU. 1062 01:26:15,652 --> 01:26:18,589 THANKS. 1063 01:26:28,129 --> 01:26:30,632 ARE YOU OKAY WITH THIS, MAX? 1064 01:26:33,468 --> 01:26:35,703 HEY, MOM. YEAH? 1065 01:26:35,736 --> 01:26:38,439 CAN WE GO HOME NOW? SURE WE CAN. 1066 01:26:38,472 --> 01:26:41,242 COME ON. HEY! 1067 01:26:43,943 --> 01:26:45,979 YOU COMING OR WHAT? 1068 01:26:46,012 --> 01:26:48,514 YOU TALKIN' TO ME? 1069 01:26:51,183 --> 01:26:53,118 OKAY. 1070 01:26:55,520 --> 01:26:58,289 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO MARRY THIS GUY? WELL, THAT'S THE PLAN. 1071 01:26:58,322 --> 01:27:02,493 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH THIS WOMAN FOR 12 STRAIGHT YEARS. 1072 01:27:02,526 --> 01:27:04,895 NOW, WE'RE TALKIN' THREE BATHS A WEEK, 1073 01:27:04,928 --> 01:27:07,106 TRASH DETAIL, CLEANING YOUR ROOM. WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 1074 01:27:07,130 --> 01:27:09,165 THREE BATHS A WEEK? MM-HMM. WITH SOAP. 1075 01:27:09,199 --> 01:27:13,702 THAT'S COLD. SPEAKING OF WHICH, I COULD SURE USE A NICE HOT CUP OF CHOCOLATE. 1076 01:27:25,413 --> 01:27:27,381 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M FREE! 1077 01:27:27,414 --> 01:27:29,516 FREE TO DO WHAT? I GOT PLANS. 1078 01:27:29,549 --> 01:27:32,786 THE ONLY PLANS YOU GOT ARE TO GROW OLD AND DIE WITH ME. 1079 01:27:32,819 --> 01:27:35,388 YOU MUST NOT REALIZE WHO I AM. IF YOU BLINK, I DISAPPEAR. 1080 01:27:35,421 --> 01:27:38,724 GET REAL. YOU'RE GETTING A JOB. A JOB? 1081 01:27:42,093 --> 01:27:45,397 HEY, HEY, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. A JOB? I AIN'T WORKED IN 5,000 YEARS. 1082 01:27:45,430 --> 01:27:47,432 WELL, TH-THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING. 1083 01:27:47,465 --> 01:27:49,733 I AIN'T WORKIN'. 1084 01:27:49,767 --> 01:27:52,870 ♪ GROOVIN' ♪ 1085 01:27:52,903 --> 01:27:55,405 ♪ ON A SUMMER'S AFTERNOON ♪ 1086 01:27:55,438 --> 01:27:57,907 ♪ TAKIN' IT NICE AND EASY ♪ 1087 01:27:57,941 --> 01:27:59,909 ♪ GROOVIN' IT NICE AND SLOW ♪ 1088 01:27:59,943 --> 01:28:02,145 ♪ GROOVIN' ♪ 1089 01:28:02,178 --> 01:28:04,880 ♪ COULDN'T GET AWAY TOO SOON ♪ 1090 01:28:04,913 --> 01:28:07,215 ♪ TAKIN' IT NICE AND EASY ♪ 1091 01:28:08,583 --> 01:28:11,152 ♪ WELL, EVERY DAY PEOPLE ARE IN A RAT RACE ♪ 1092 01:28:11,185 --> 01:28:13,421 ♪ PEOPLE COULDN'T OR WOULDN'T JUST SLOW DOWN THE PACE ♪ 1093 01:28:13,454 --> 01:28:15,890 ♪ LIKE A RECORD ON A DECK COULDN'T SWITCH THE SPEED ♪ 1094 01:28:15,923 --> 01:28:18,625 ♪ FROM 45 DOWN TO 33 1095 01:28:18,658 --> 01:28:20,760 ♪ OH, NICE AND SLOW 1096 01:28:20,794 --> 01:28:22,896 ♪ SUN A-SHININ' BREEZE A-BLOW ♪ 1097 01:28:22,929 --> 01:28:25,164 ♪ AH, NICE AND EASY 1098 01:28:25,197 --> 01:28:27,700 ♪ OH, JUST CHILL WITH MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY ♪ 1099 01:28:27,733 --> 01:28:32,570 ♪ I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYTHING THAT'S BETTER ♪ ♪ NO WAY 1100 01:28:32,603 --> 01:28:37,308 ♪ THE WORLD IS OURS WHENEVER WE'RE TOGETHER ♪ ♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪ 1101 01:28:37,342 --> 01:28:41,511 ♪ THERE AIN'T NO PLACE I'D LIKE TO BE INSTEAD OF ♪ 1102 01:28:41,545 --> 01:28:44,648 ♪ GROOVIN' ♪ 1103 01:28:44,681 --> 01:28:46,983 ♪ ON A SUMMER'S AFTERNOON ♪ 1104 01:28:47,016 --> 01:28:49,118 ♪ TAKIN' IT NICE AND EASY ♪ 1105 01:28:49,151 --> 01:28:51,120 ♪ GROOVIN' IT NICE AND SLOW ♪ 1106 01:28:51,153 --> 01:28:53,855 ♪ GROOVIN' ♪ 1107 01:28:53,888 --> 01:28:56,257 ♪ COULDN'T GET AWAY TOO SOON ♪ 1108 01:28:56,291 --> 01:28:58,259 ♪ TAKIN' IT NICE AND EASY ♪ 1109 01:28:58,293 --> 01:29:00,394 ♪ GROOVIN' IT NICE AND SLOW ♪ 1110 01:29:00,427 --> 01:29:02,396 ♪ GROOVIN' ♪ ♪ GROOVIN' ♪ 1111 01:29:02,429 --> 01:29:04,865 ♪ CHILLIN' ♪ ♪ COULDN'T GET AWAY ♪ 1112 01:29:04,898 --> 01:29:07,134 ♪ GROOVIN' ♪ ♪ GROOVIN' ♪ 1113 01:29:07,167 --> 01:29:09,736 ♪ CHILLIN' ♪ ♪ COULDN'T GET AWAY ♪ 1114 01:29:09,769 --> 01:29:12,005 ♪ GROOVIN' ♪ ♪ GROOVIN' ♪ 1115 01:29:12,038 --> 01:29:14,273 ♪ CHILLIN' ♪ ♪ COULDN'T GET AWAY ♪ 1116 01:29:14,307 --> 01:29:16,541 ♪ GROOVIN' ♪ ♪ GROOVIN' ♪ 1117 01:29:16,575 --> 01:29:18,677 ♪ CHILLIN' ♪ ♪ COULDN'T GET AWAY ♪ 1118 01:29:18,710 --> 01:29:21,279 ♪ IN THE STRUGGLE OF LIFE THOUGH I CHASE SUCCESS ♪ 1119 01:29:21,313 --> 01:29:23,681 ♪ EVERYONE GOES THROUGH SOME FORM OF STRESS ♪ 1120 01:29:23,714 --> 01:29:26,150 ♪ THE RICH MAN, POOR MAN BEGGAR MAN, THIEF ♪ 1121 01:29:26,183 --> 01:29:28,886 ♪ AYE, AND THE DOCTOR EVEN THE PRIEST ♪ 1122 01:29:28,919 --> 01:29:31,154 ♪ SOME PEOPLE TAKE A TRIP TO THE BEACH ♪ 1123 01:29:31,187 --> 01:29:33,423 ♪ TO GET A LITTLE STRESS RELIEF ♪ 1124 01:29:33,456 --> 01:29:35,558 ♪ TAKE A PICNIC DON'T PUT IT OFF ♪ 1125 01:29:35,592 --> 01:29:38,293 ♪ WITH MY CHILDREN AND MISSY TO HEART ♪ 1126 01:29:38,327 --> 01:29:40,562 ♪ OH, YES I HAVE TO CONFESS ♪ 1127 01:29:40,596 --> 01:29:42,898 ♪ THE SUMMERTIME LIFE IS THE BEST ONE ♪ 1128 01:29:42,931 --> 01:29:44,899 ♪ PEOPLE, PEOPLE IF YOU AGREE ♪ 1129 01:29:44,932 --> 01:29:47,135 ♪ ABOUT A BAD TAN COME FOLLOW ME ♪ 1130 01:29:47,168 --> 01:29:50,138 ♪ GROOVIN' ♪ 1131 01:29:50,171 --> 01:29:52,406 ♪ ON A SUMMER'S AFTERNOON ♪ 1132 01:29:52,439 --> 01:29:54,741 ♪ TAKIN' IT NICE AND EASY ♪ 1133 01:29:54,775 --> 01:29:56,743 ♪ GROOVIN' IT NICE AND SLOW ♪ 1134 01:29:56,777 --> 01:29:59,412 ♪ GROOVIN' ♪ 1135 01:29:59,445 --> 01:30:01,881 ♪ COULDN'T GET AWAY TOO SOON ♪ 1136 01:30:01,914 --> 01:30:04,016 ♪ TAKIN' IT NICE AND EASY ♪ 1137 01:30:04,050 --> 01:30:06,017 ♪ GROOVIN' IT NICE AND SLOW ♪ 1138 01:30:06,051 --> 01:30:08,887 ♪ GROOVIN' ♪ 1139 01:30:08,920 --> 01:30:11,556 ♪ ON A SUMMER'S AFTERNOON ♪ 1140 01:30:11,589 --> 01:30:15,159 ♪ OH, THIS IS THE ORIGINAL BAD TAN, MAN ♪ 1141 01:30:15,192 --> 01:30:18,295 ♪ CHILLIN' ♪ ♪ SUMMERTIME VIBES COME BACK AGAIN ♪ 1142 01:30:18,328 --> 01:30:21,097 ♪ COULDN'T GET AWAY TOO SOON ♪ 1143 01:30:23,933 --> 01:30:28,170 ♪ 1144 01:30:36,944 --> 01:30:39,180 ♪ WAKIN' UP IN THE MORNIN' ♪ 1145 01:30:39,213 --> 01:30:41,182 ♪ TO THE SAME OLD THING 1146 01:30:41,215 --> 01:30:45,251 ♪ DON'T SEEM LIKE ANYTHING IS EVER GONNA CHANGE ♪ 1147 01:30:45,285 --> 01:30:49,254 ♪ BUT YOU GOT ME AND I GOT YOU ♪ 1148 01:30:49,288 --> 01:30:53,125 ♪ BETWEEN THE TWO OF US AIN'T NOTHIN' WE CAN'T DO ♪ 1149 01:30:53,158 --> 01:30:57,128 ♪ ALL THAT YOU GO THROUGH IN YOUR LIFE ♪ 1150 01:30:57,161 --> 01:31:01,265 ♪ YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND ♪ 1151 01:31:01,299 --> 01:31:05,535 ♪ I'M GONNA GIVE MY BEST PUT YOUR FEARS TO REST ♪ 1152 01:31:05,569 --> 01:31:08,138 ♪ COME ON PUT IT TO THE TEST ♪ 1153 01:31:08,171 --> 01:31:10,140 ♪ DON'T WORRY, YEAH ♪ 1154 01:31:10,173 --> 01:31:12,141 ♪ DO THE BEST ♪ OOH 1155 01:31:12,174 --> 01:31:13,819 ♪ DON'T SETTLE FOR LESS ♪ ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH 1156 01:31:13,843 --> 01:31:18,146 ♪ DO THE BEST FOR ME ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH 1157 01:31:18,179 --> 01:31:20,415 ♪ LOVE IS WHAT YOU NEED ♪ OOH, YEAH 1158 01:31:20,448 --> 01:31:22,684 ♪ LOVE IS THE SECRET ♪ OH, YEAH OH, YEAH ♪ 1159 01:31:22,717 --> 01:31:26,820 ♪ DO THE BEST FOR ME ♪ YEAH OOH, YEAH ♪ 1160 01:31:26,854 --> 01:31:30,691 ♪ THIS LIFE'S NOT EASY AND I'M SURE YOU'LL SEE ♪ 1161 01:31:30,724 --> 01:31:35,027 ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE YOUR BEST TO BE WHERE YOU WANT TO BE ♪ 1162 01:31:35,061 --> 01:31:38,965 ♪ IF YOU GOT ME AND I GOT YOU ♪ 1163 01:31:38,998 --> 01:31:42,567 ♪ BETWEEN THE TWO OF US THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN'T DO ♪ 1164 01:31:42,601 --> 01:31:46,505 ♪ FOR ALL THAT YOU GO THROUGH IN YOUR LIFE ♪ 1165 01:31:46,538 --> 01:31:51,242 ♪ YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND ♪ 1166 01:31:51,275 --> 01:31:55,245 ♪ I'M GIVING YOU MY BEST PUT YOUR FEAR TO REST ♪ 1167 01:31:55,278 --> 01:31:57,914 ♪ COME ON PUT IT TO THE TEST ♪ 1168 01:31:57,947 --> 01:32:02,050 ♪ YOU'LL FIND THAT YOU GET THE BEST ♪ ♪ YOU GET THE BEST 1169 01:32:02,084 --> 01:32:03,952 ♪ DON'T SETTLE FOR LESS ♪ ♪ YEAH 1170 01:32:03,986 --> 01:32:08,257 ♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF ME ♪ I'M GIVING YOU THE BEST OF ME ♪ 1171 01:32:08,290 --> 01:32:10,324 ♪ IT'S WHAT YOU NEED ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING YOU NEED 1172 01:32:10,358 --> 01:32:12,593 ♪ LOVE IS THE SECRET ♪ I JUST WANT TO SEE 1173 01:32:12,627 --> 01:32:16,496 ♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF ME ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YEAH, YEAH ♪ 1174 01:32:16,530 --> 01:32:18,498 ♪ YOU GET THE BEST ♪ YOU GET THE BEST 1175 01:32:18,532 --> 01:32:20,734 ♪ DON'T SETTLE FOR LESS ♪ ♪ SETTLE 1176 01:32:20,767 --> 01:32:23,269 ♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF ME 1177 01:32:24,203 --> 01:32:26,438 ♪ AH, OOH 1178 01:32:26,472 --> 01:32:29,742 ♪ AH, OOH ♪ OOH, BABY 1179 01:32:29,775 --> 01:32:32,577 ♪ OOH, YEAH, OOH 1180 01:32:32,610 --> 01:32:36,881 ♪ AH, OOH ♪ OOH-OOH-OOH 1181 01:32:36,915 --> 01:32:40,017 ♪ AH, OOH ♪ YEAH 1182 01:32:40,050 --> 01:32:43,787 ♪ LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 1183 01:32:43,820 --> 01:32:48,090 ♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF ME 1184 01:32:48,124 --> 01:32:51,827 ♪ LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 1185 01:32:51,861 --> 01:32:54,696 ♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF ME 1186 01:32:56,064 --> 01:32:59,833 ♪ LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 1187 01:32:59,867 --> 01:33:04,805 ♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF ME ♪ OOH-OOH GET THE BEST OF ME ♪ 1188 01:33:04,838 --> 01:33:08,308 ♪ LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ ♪ LOVE IS THE SECRET 1189 01:33:08,341 --> 01:33:12,011 ♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF ME ♪ YOU AND ME YOU AND ME ♪ 1190 01:33:12,045 --> 01:33:16,515 ♪ LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ ♪ LOVE IS THE SECRET 1191 01:33:16,548 --> 01:33:20,752 ♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF ME ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 1192 01:33:20,786 --> 01:33:24,956 ♪ LA-LA-LA YOU GET THE BEST ♪ ♪ LOVE IS THE SECRET 1193 01:33:24,989 --> 01:33:28,459 ♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF ME WHOO ♪ 92159