Original subtitles

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

ASTROPHYSICAL THEORIES

(LOUD ALARM SIREN)

An asteroid!

Astro-Logbook: An asteroid has appeared has appeared in our solar system.

I'm worried about its trajectory.

I first calculate the ...

(A second anomaly!

It flies towards the earth. At incredible speed!

Apparently I see there ...

A UFO!

[GROANS]

(ERSCHRICKT.)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

[GROANS]

(DRIVING MUSIC)

Come on!

WELCOME TO GRANDVIEW

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC SWELLS)

(STARTLED OUT LOUD)

[SCREAMING LOUDLY]

(LIVELY MUSIC)

Well, well. Who do we have here?

FARMER: Piggy Dick and Daffy Duck.

DAFFY DUCK AND PIGGY DICK SAVE THE PLANET

(BABY NOISES)

(LIVELY MUSIC CONTINUES)

Come to Farmer Jim, boys!

Ah, oh, oh ...

Hu, hu, hu ...

"And then Gabby Goat smiled and danced.

Gabby was so happy that he ...

(STOTTERT) ... has decided to continue playing.

With his Freu-Freu friends."

(LIVELY MUSIC CONTINUES)

All right! Now it's running like clockwork, Dicko.

DAFFY: Yay!

-Hu-hu ... -Huh?

FARMER JIM: Ah!

(SCOPE.)

Happy G-G birthday, Daffy!

Oh, Dickie! It's beautiful!

Let's give it a try!

PIGGY FAT: I'm glad you like it.

Go on. I know you can do it.

-Oh, oh ... -FARMER: Good boy!

Now it's your turn, Daffy.

-Huh? -Look, without training wheels! Hoo!

That's a really crazy duck.

-(SCHOOL BELL) -(GROANS)

Oink, oink, pig boy! Ha, ha, ha!

Money for lunch?

Hi, hi, hi!

-Huh? -(IMPACT)

Da-Da-Daffy, do you really think that's a good ...

Hum! Yay!

(BOTH CHEERING)

Can I go back to go back to my room?

(LIVELY MUSIC CONTINUES)

(MUSIC SLOWLY FADES OUT)

FARMER JIM: Listen up, guys.

The world can be a cruel place.

But as long as you both stick together,

everything will be fine.

(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC)

FARMER JIM: Oh, and one more thing.

Do not forget take care of your home.

(EMOTIONAL MUSIC SWELLS)

Farmer Jim ... Er-Er-Er has passed away.

It's okay, buddy.

Let it all out. (CRYING LOUDLY)

(HAHN KRÄHT)

[GASPS]

Oh, good morning, little birdie.

Let's take a look, what's on the calendar today.

(STOTTERT) Annual inspection of the condition of the house?

I didn't even realize that it was today.

I'd better wake up Daffy.

-(DAFFY SNORES) -Daffy, wake up. Wake up, Daffy!

You can't take me alive. What are you?

Oh, Daffy. It-it-it's ...

Ouch!

-Daffy, wake up. -(GURGLING)

The subterranean spider people are real! I knew it!

Oh! Morning, Dickie. What's with the early wake-up call?

Hay-Today is the annual inspection of the condition of the house.

Ah. (LISPELT) The good old annual inspection of the state of the house.

What is that again?

Oh ...

We've already talked about it.

Someone comes by that day, to make sure,

that our house meets the standards of the e-e community.

Okay. The main thing is that we're done,

before "Extraterrestrial cover-ups" is on television.

K-K-Don't worry.

I have a checklist of what we need to do, we have to do. We can do it.

Okidoki, Dickie. Let's spit in our hands.

Ok. The most important thing: the lawn must not look dried out and brown.

-Check! -Good, we've got that covered.

DICKIE: Wooden stairs must be free free of holes and safe to walk on.

That should work.

DICKIE: Be careful when entering! Check!

-The rain gutters must work. -And be free of mud.

Ah!

-Waste must be ... -... disposed of!

You have to make sure that there are no cracks in the sidewalk.

Daffy, I said no cracks.

Oh, ha, ha. Sorry!

So, Dickie. We've done everything.

May we pass this inspection and another year

-to live as we please. -(CREAK, CRACK)

-Uh, yes ... How we like it. -(SQUEALING CAR BRAKES)

Hm.

Don't worry. I'll take care of this conspicuously friendly busybody.

Hello, Mrs. Inspector.

Our modest accommodation fully complies with your regulations.

Inspect with fun and to your heart's content.

Hm, yes.

From the looks of it, everything seems to be satisfactory.

With the exception of ... your roof!

Our roof?

There's a huge hole in our roof!

That is a violation of the regulations and that is against the law.

If you don't have a roof in 10 days, the property will be confiscated,

confiscated by the authorities and demolished,

and then this eyesore removed from our neighborhood!

-Torn down? -What?

You heard right: No roof, no home.

Great goodness! She is without mercy.

Well, at least I'm not without a roof.

-(QUIETSCHEN) -Ah ... (BREATHES OUT LOUD)

Good luck, losers.

INSPECTOR: Ha, ha, ha!

(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC)

(VOGELPIEPEN)

Shoo! Away, you lukewarm birds!

That's terrible! How could we have missed the gigantic hole in the roof?

I don't know. Without our house we can't survive.

What would farmer Ji-Ji-Jim think?

That will not happen. It needs to be investigated.

Hm, gigantic hole, missing roof. Uh-huh. Mhm ...

What is that? Yuck!

Hey, Dickmann! What do you think of that?

Probably has to do with the termite problem, that we've been putting off.

(BRÖCKELN.)

[CRASH]

The termites explain the hole, but what about the goo?

Quite simply: we also have a pretty severe ski-ski mold infestation.

I meant to say say "interdimensional ectoplasm".

But I guess you're right.

DICKIE: Well, here they are,

all our savings.

Ha, ha, all right. That should be more than enough.

That's not even close to enough.

Give me a call, when you small change junkies are liquid

and the money for the repair together. (GRUMBLES ANGRILY)

Oh man, what do we do now? What do we do now?

Daffy, calm down.

There-is-one-thing, we can do.

Hoping to win the lottery?

No, we'll get a job.

A job?

You-you-you mean like "work"?

Yes! Egg-egg-a job!

So we can earn money, to pay for our roof repair.

We've never worked before. Have you forgotten?

Now is a good time, to get started.

Apart from that, responsibility and old-fashioned hard work could do us good.

Yes ... A job.

(LISPELT) It's impossible that capable people people like us can mess this up.

(HAPPY MUSIC)

Honestly, this paperboy job is a Ki-Ki-K kids' game. It's simple.

And it's about to get even easier.

Thanks to my pedal-operated periodic projectile distributor.

Daffy, I don't think that's ...

-Daffy, no! -(WHOOPS ECSTATICALLY)

(FAST-PACED CLASSICAL MUSIC)

MANN: Fired!

Welcome to Beans-Brew-Coffee. May I take your order?

I would like a medium triple sugar-free latte without fat and cow's milk,

a little ice cream, not stirred, extra cream, vanilla sweetener, a pinch of cinnamon ...

We serve coffee here. What are you trying to pull here?

Who are you? What are you getting at anyway?

-Are we being filmed? -MANN: Fired!

Don't worry, sir.

Our Mit-Reit agency will take you to the airport in no time at all.

[HOWLING LOUDLY]

Bottle of water, sir?

(DRIVING, CLASSICAL MUSIC)

DAFFY: Jump on the chassis, it's perfectly safe.

You can do it!

Bon Voyage! Do not forget to give us a Like.

(LONG DRAWN-OUT SCREAM)

You're fired!

Fired!

Fired! Fired!

Fired! Fired! Fired! Fired!

Do you really think we could earn money as influencers?

Of course we can.

All we need, is the right look.

(POWERFUL RAP SONG)

Do we have a million views and the money for the roof?

You have been deleted.

-That really blew up in our faces. -(EXPLOSION)

-Hehe, there-there-that's it, folks! -(FANFARE MUSIC)

(BANG, AIR ESCAPES)

(THUNDERSTORM, THUNDER)

Oh, Da-Da-Daffy!

What are we supposed to do now? We will lose our home.

We have to stay positive, Dickie.

We still have 2 days. Enough time to change things.

Shakes are on the house, boys. You're in need of a pick-me-up.

Do you see how quickly things are already changing?

What did Farmer Jim say?

As long as we both stick together, everything will go well.

-I guess so. -Trust me.

The right opportunity will arise sooner or later.

DAFFY: I've got it! we can both get into boxing matches.

-(ROMANTIC MUSIC) -(DAFFY CONTINUES SPEAKING UNINTELLIGIBLY)

Or we could after graduating from evening school

Teach tourists our language.

(ROMANTIC MUSIC)

-(RUBBER BOOTS SQUEAK) -producers for animated films?

(ROMANTIC MUSIC DROWNS OUT DAFFY, WHO CONTINUES SPEAKING)

Dickie, are you even listening to me?

Ah! I see what you're staring at.

(RECOGNIZING) Hm, hm.

Boy, does that look delicious.

You'll want to have a taste of that, Buddy. Hehe. Huh? Huh? Huh?

-I'll help you. -D-D-D-Daffy, no!

You stay here and let me do the talking.

And I'll get you some of this delicacy.

Daffy! B-B-Please!

Hey, Joe. How about a slice of Cherry pie for my friend over there?

Oh no. I don't want any cake. Thank you very much.

Has probably changed his mind. He has a really moody appetite.

It's a piggy thing. No offense!

Hey, I don't think I've never seen you here before.

-I'm Daffy Duck. -Hi, I'm Petunia.

-I'm pleased to meet you. -And the undecided is my friend.

-Piggy Dick. -(LAUGHS) Hi ...

Say... Wouldn't you like to join us in the niche?

-We could use some company. -Sure.

Nice to meet you both.

So, are you just here for a ta-ta cup of coffee?

Uh, yes! I mean, no.

Actually, I'm only here for a taste test.

(LOUD GURGLING)

I am a flavor scientist at the chewing gum factory.

You have developed the new flavor that everyone is excited about?

Super Strongberry? No way.

Just between you and me: It's the same old flavor,

just repackaged with a "strong" in front of it.

You know, you have to take risks, if you want to do something really good.

I am in search of the the most perfect taste in the world.

I am close. Really close.

But I haven't quite not quite found it yet.

The question is:

Could this coffee be the missing ingredient?

-You wouldn't want to by any chance? -I'll try it!

-Oh, yes ... -How does it taste?

-Very fruity. -Is it tingling? Shortness of breath?

Sweeter than I had expected.

All right. It has not yet green yet. That's good.

However, he has a peculiar ...

(EXPLOSION BANG)

... Aftertaste.

Wow, that was crazy. How did you do that?

Huh? That was nothing.

Just a series of chemical reactions, that lead to a crazy explosion.

But not a real one. A taste explosion.

That's what I'm trying to achieve.

Never mind. What do you do for a living?

Absolutely nothing. We are constantly being fired ...

We are actually in the middle of a career change.

People simply don't appreciate our special skills.

Who are you telling?

They are stuck in their habits and fear the unknown.

We are not. We're not afraid of anything.

We are a couple of old-fashioned go-getters.

It would be great to have a few like-minded people in the factory.

And I know that they are looking for employees who can help with the market launch

the new Super Strongberry. If you are interested.

-Interested? -Very gladly!

Great. I'll see what I can do.

Come by first thing in the morning.

This is the opportunity we have been waiting for.

-Yay! -(CELL PHONE RINGS)

Excuse me, I have to go straight away and take care of some rotten eggs.

-See you tomorrow. -It was nice to meet you.

-No-No-Thank you again! -(LISPELT) You see, Dickie?

As long as we both stick together, everything will go well.

(ROLLING THUNDER)

(EERIE THEREMIN MUSIC)

(MALICIOUS LAUGHTER)

[LAUGHS LOUDLY]

(SHORT THREATENING MUSIC)

Ok. The job is pretty easy:

Press the button and pull the lever. If you mess up, you're fired.

Just to be clear: This lever? Here?

This is the only lever in the building, Einstein.

Okay, Daffy. You heard what the man said, what the man said.

I'm going to press this button here ...

And I smash the lever.

Daffy, no! The man has said to-go, pull the lever!

Oh, ho, ho!

That's right. I forgot.

Pull the lever!

Okay, that was a good start.

-Press the button ... -... and pull the lever.

-Press the button ... -... and pull the lever.

(REPEAT SEVERAL TIMES)

(LIVELY SWING MUSIC)

(PLAYFUL MUSIC)

(FASTER BRASS BAND MUSIC)

(MUSIC GETS EVEN FASTER)

(MUSICAL FINALE WITH A FLOURISH)

[SIREN WAILING]

Congratulations on the successful completion of your first shift.

Not that it a special achievement.

Thank you, Mr. Oberchef!

I can't believe it. We actually work well together.

Fantastic, isn't it?

We found our profession as beginners with zero idea.

Soon we'll have enough money to have our roof repaired.

Yes, as long as the plot does not take a turn.

(PETUNIA SINGS TO HERSELF)

Hey, Daffy. I'm just going to get some refreshments.

Sounds great, buddy.

Hm. And I meet new people.

You seem like a friendly guy. Do you want to talk to me about the weather?

Mister!

-(MENACING MUSIC) -(MENTIONED) Chewing ...

Chewing? Is that some kind of chewing gum factory employee greeting?

You know. Because of "chewing gum". Hehehe!

Hehe ...

Really now? I thought everyone here was friendly. Yikes!

(EXCITING MUSIC

That looks exactly like the goo from the roof.

There's something weird about this guy.

And I know my way around "weird". Woo-hoo!

Hm. I wonder, whether that could work?

Hey, Petunia!

Has anyone ever told you that sponges are for cleaning?

(LAUGHS) Completely bonkers!

(UNINTELLIGIBLE) I am not crazy. Whatever.

Come on, guys. We'd better go, before she blows up the break room.

-Have fun with your new flavor! -(LAUGHS)

At least it's not another

-Boring berry remake. -Such a nerd.

Yikes! What a bunch of corporate robots.

So where was I?

Oh yes. Squid ink.

Blue cups!

Oh! Hey, Dickie. How's it going?

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

I just noticed that we both have blue-blue cups.

Oh yes. (LAUGHS) Matching cups!

(SEUFZT) Are you doing any more tests with coffee? tests with coffee?

No. Actually, I made a dandelion and squid ink tea.

-Would you like a taste? -I would love to.

Er-Er-Er tastes delicious. Hehe. Argh ...

(It's okay, Dickie.

Thank you for making your taste buds at your disposal.

Please.

Tickle my taste buds, whenever you want.

-Huh? -For science, of course!

Oh, right. For science. Of course.

You know, Dickie, I'm really glad that you're working here now.

It's beautiful, a new Freu-Freu-Freu... Oh!

Oh, you mean, a new Freu-Freu-Freu...

-Freu... -Freu-Freu-Freu... acquaintances.

Sorry. I always stammer, when I'm a bit nervous.

Oh, you don't have to apologize.

I stutter even when I'm not ä-ä-anxious.

(SWELLING ROMANTIC MUSIC)

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

(TRÖTEN)

(SWELLING MUSIC)

(EERIE THEREMIN MUSIC)

(MENACING MUSIC)

(SWELLING SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

-Ah! Uh! -(ROLLING THUNDER)

MANN: She's flying towards the earth, with incredible speed.

Apparently I see there ... a UFO!

(TAPE REWINDS)

What on earth is going on here?

(FAST-PACED MUSIC WITH A CLIMAX)

(EERIE MUSIC)

(Chewing ...

MEN'S VOICE: This is a good little chew toy.

It is time for the next phase of my plan.

Soon the spicy, juicy chewing gum will be

the lost inhabitants of this helpless little planet to do so,

to bow before me and my and my superior intellect.

Then I'll get her most precious treasure.

And then it's all mine!

(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY AND HYSTERICALLY)

(HUSTET.)

-(CONTINUES LAUGHING) -(MUSICAL CLIMAX)

(EERIE THEREMIN MUSIC)

(HAPPY MUSIC)

(CHEERFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)

So, Chewy, Mrs. Grecht ...

The decoration to celebrate the new taste looks absolutely fantastic.

Thank you, Mr. Mayor, but it would be fantastic,

if this banner wasn't crooked! And where is the chewing gum delivery?

The people will be here soon.

It's about time.

I want the boxes are arranged in an orderly fashion.

Is she always like this?

Yes, it is.

Well, it was really nice talking to you, Dickie.

I must now back to the taste lab.

Yes, and I have to press a few buttons.

SPEAKING SYSTEM: Attention! To all employees of the chewing gum factory.

A little reminder: Our new global Super Strongberry chewing gum launch

will start at 16:00 with a small celebration in front of the town hall.

(SILENT TRUMP)

Uh, s-s-say, Petunia,

Would you like to go with me to the Super Strongberry party with me?

You know: To celebrate the new taste.

(LAUGHS) Celebrating the new taste? That's the last thing I want to do.

But I'd love to hang out with you hang out with you.

-Really? -Yes! Let's meet in front of the gate later.

Ok.

Dickie! Lucky me to have found you.

I don't want to worry you, but ...

while we have a nice chat here, happen in this factory

some incredibly funny and extremely conspiratorial things.

What kind of weird stuff?

Oh... Hello. Hi.

Daffy, what on earth are you talking about?

Oh, I'm telling you!

The goo from our roof is here!

I told you, we don't make inside jokes at the A-A workplace.

Excuse us. We're going to get some fresh air.

-Uh... Okay. -We'll see you after work.

Now listen to me, Daffy.

Your conspiracy theories are getting us still get us into difficulties.

If we want to repair our roof and want to save the house,

you have to keep the crazy talk to yourself.

Go for a walk and calm down.

And promise me that you won't yelling something crazy.

-Yes, but ... -(DOOR CLOSES)

(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC)

DAFFY: Yes. Maybe Dickie's right.

I need to go for a walk and calm down.

Nothing strange happens here at all.

People just want to celebrate and show the city how proud they are.

-Yes, hang out ... Playing games ... -(SUBLIMINALLY SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

... and buy chewing gum.

Hey, is this the new taste?

Of course. Arrived just in time for today's celebration.

Then perhaps I should chew it for a while.

(EERIE MUSIC)

Chew?

(Chewing ...

-Hm ... -(BANG)

(Chewing ...

-DAFFY: [GASPS] -Hm ...

Oh, a bit more slippery than I had imagined.

Chewing ...

G-G-Glibber?

-C-chew? -WOMAN: (DISTRAUGHT) Chewing ...

-chewing ... -WOMEN'S VOICE: Chewing ...

All right, sister. Spit out the gum.

Hello!

The chewing gum has just blinked.

-DAFFY: And now it's looking at me! -chew?

-Chew! -What do you want?

I have to do something about it!

Oh! What is that? A duck? How does it know that?

-She'll ruin everything. -(BANG)

What the ... Ah!

Get me another ... Ah!

(GROANING AND RUMBLING)

Chew, chew ...

Don't touch me. Put another picture on my screen.

Chew, chew, chew!

(EERIE MUSIC)

DAFFY: (SCREAMS OUT)

DSAFFY: (CONTINUES SHOUTING)

Help! The chewing gum is watching us!

-It does something to people's heads! -Crazy duck!

Can't you see what's going on here?

This is the new Goodie chewing gum flavor!

-He changes people. -Stay away from us!

This duck is a joke.

Nobody will take them take them seriously for a second.

It is not a threat to my plan.

Well ... Let her chew her way out of danger.

(SLIGHTLY)

-(GROWLS ANGRILY) -chew.

Stop the wedding! There's bad goo in the chewing gum!

MANN: Welcome, dear fellow citizens!

We have free samples of the new Super Strongberry chewing gum for you all.

I have to warn everyone right now! Ah!

I must warn them all! It's the chewing gum! It's the chewing gum!

And to kick off the celebrations

our band from Grandview will be playing, Gary and the Gumballs.

What's up, Grandview? Who's ready to chew?

-Nobody! -Oh!

Residents of Grandview!

The new goodie gum turns everyone into zombies!

Uh ... Is that part of the show?

What, a hysterical, naked duck at the event?

-I have to see this. -Huh?

D-D-Daffy!

Hm. I hope Dickie will be here soon.

Oh please, don't do anything crazy!

Please don't do anything crazy! Please don't do anything ...

I just want to tell you that I'm not doing anything crazy.

-The chewing gum ... -Daffy!

-This duck is crazy. -You see that?

The chewing gum takes over your mind.

Sorry. Our home, our jobs ...

I saw it in the factory.

A strange man has put goo in the chewing gum.

-No, no ... -You see? There's already a zombie.

Do not be be fooled by their ordinary appearance.

The broken, flabby stature.

Those big fake eyebrows, that you ...

-Wa-Wa-What are you doing? -... can easily be pulled off. Do you see?

Daffy, don't do that!

This whole outfit is obviously nothing more than a disguise.

Oh no!

They only use it to cover their slimy ...

Inner ...

Uh ...

(LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY)

(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC)

I hope you're happy now, Daffy.

We lost the only job we were good at.

You ruined my date with Petunia

and now we have still a lousy five-five cents.

With the savings for the roof I paid the deposit,

to get you out of prison.

What comes next?

Dickie, this is bigger than our roof problems.

You have to believe me. Something is definitely definitely not right with this chewing gum.

Oh, is that so? Is there something wrong with the chewing gum?

Yes, believe me.

It does something crazy with people's brains.

Well, maybe I just have to show you show you how crazy you sound.

A super-strongberry chewing gum, please.

-But Dickie, no! -(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Before I continue to let you chew my ear off,

I'd rather chew this.

Dickie, wait!

Don't chew that. It's dangerous.

Daffy, stop it! What are you doing?

-Gi-Gi-Give me the chewing gum! -Stop it! Stop it!

What... What happened? Huh?

Dickie?

What the heck are you doing? And what happened today?

Oh, I ... I ...

Please excuse me, Petunia. I was just trying to ...

One second! You're a nerdy scientist.

Can you find out what's wrong with this chewing gum?

What's wrong with that? Ha!

Pretty much everything is wrong with it.

First of all, it's ordinary, unimaginative, not to mention ...

No, no, no. You don't understand.

Whenever people chew this, they turn into zombies.

Well ...

If I can show the world how awful this taste is,

I'm in.

With my state-of-the-art taste testing equipment

I should be able to find out whether this chewing gum

was manipulated.

And ... Introduction of the chewing sequence.

(SWELLING DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(ALARMSIGNAL]

Chew!

Uh ...

Chew?

Chew, chew, chew!

What's wrong now?

I said, never disturb me in my private time.

Chew, chew, chew!

All right, give it here. Chop, chop, hurry up. Get on with it!

Chew!

Chew, chew, chew ... (CONTINUE CHEWING)

-chew, chew. -Eight billion people on earth,

and I have to with the stupidest one.

Chewing.

Not a biological host.

Nothing seems to be happening.

And that duck again. What's that?

He has a few piggy friends with him?

Hm, maybe I underestimated you underestimated you a bit.

I can't let you uncover my plan. I can't.

(PIEPEN.)

So much for my theory.

Yes, nothing about this chewing gum is remarkable.

-Another boring, unimaginative ... -Leu-Leu-Leu people!

Yikes!

(SWELLING MUSIC)

-Oh ... -... my ...

... Chewing gum!

(MENACING MUSIC)

(MENACING ROAR)

Problem solved.

Now get out of here and don't bother me again!

Wait. Come to think of it:

I have something you could do for me.

(BANG.)

I hope this shatterproof glass can withstand the strain.

Well, technically speaking shatterproof glass can

withstand 10 kilos per 6.5 cm², without breaking.

Thank God.

But this is not shatterproof glass.

-(LOUD BANG -(ROARS)

Mom!

Ah!

(FAST-PACED MUSIC)

(BANG.)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

DAFFY: (GASPS)

That way!

ALL: (GASP AND SNORT)

(CREEPING)

-DAFFY: (HOWLS LOUDLY) -shh!

Daffy! Because of you we'll get caught.

(LOUD, SQUEAKY THROBBING)

(BESTIAL ROAR)

MONSTER: (GROWLS SOFTLY)

-Where did it go? -Shh!

(WIMMERN.)

(LOUD CHATTERING OF TEETH)

Hey, Dickie! Petunia ...

-Daffy! -Daffy!

Whatever you do, do not let it into your mouth.

DAFFY: (SCREAMS)

A little ... help ... would be quite ... Ow!

... nice.

Dear ... earlier ... than ... later. Please!

W-W-We have to help him.

Where is it? It must be here somewhere.

Where is it? Where is it? Ah ...

We hardly know each other!

Chew on this one!

Get rid of that! Get rid of it!

Give me the citric acid and the mentholated mint!

This is our only chance!

Which of them are these?

Red and blue.

-Have it! -Go! Mix them together!

(LOUD SNAPPING)

DAFFY: Get it away from me!

(BLUBBERN.)

E-E-Done!

Throw it!

DAFFY: Get it away from me!

DAFFY: (BABBLES ON IN PANIC)

Oh! Is it over?

I don't know what's in it.

But whatever it is: It is not of this world.

(FAINT ROAR)

Uh, I wonder how that tastes.

Petunia!

Well, I've had enough of alien-infested chewing gum.

-Time to finally get out of here. -Oh!

-chew, chew ... -chew ...

Chewing.

Chewing.

Oh, yummy, chewing gum!

Chewing.

Everywhere! Quick, turn off the lights!

Close the curtains and keep your voice down!

(THUMP, INCREDIBLY) Chewing.

Phew!

Testament: It was nice knowing you guys.

Who gets what from my things?

Already everyone in the city has been infected.

And this new taste has been introduced worldwide.

At this speed it has probably already spread

-across the whole Pla-Pla... -Pla-Pla planets!

-PETUNIA AND DICKIE: (GULP) -We can't just sit here,

while the entire city is taken over.

I've just realized that nothing actually belongs to me.

Except for half of our house.

Dickmann, get me first,

go ahead and take the house.

And remember to take good care of it, just like Farmer Jim wanted.

Our house. Our promise to Farmer Jim.

(Ballad: "(Everything I Do) I Do It for You" by Bryan Adams)

Do not forget take care of your home.

DAFFY: Dickie!

Dickie!

Earth to Dickie! Do you have a flashback?

Uh, Leu-Leu people? We have to fight.

Now, here! Now, right now!

Because we-we-we have something, that is worth fighting for.

To save our home. And to save our city.

-And the world too-to save! -(HEROIC MUSIC)

And to save the taste buds of all,

so that they can try new flavors that will blow them away!

We may not be the best people for the job. But we are.

Dickie, you're gentle, you're a coward and you stutter.

And Petunia?

You're weird, you lick things, that shouldn't be licked,

and you're a nerd.

And me? Well ...

I'm just a bit crazy.

But none of this is important.

Because if all else fails and the chewing gum zombies chew,

then we seize the opportunity, go out there

and kick the chewing gum zombies in the ass!

-Yay! -Yes, let's get started!

But first we need a plan.

DAFFY: Point 1.

You can't put down an invasion on an empty stomach.

I always say that.

Hm, if chewing gum changes people how do we get them to change?

a-a-stop?

Yes! We have to spoil their chewing.

Hey, anyone want hot sauce?

Oh, no! That's not hot sauce. It's ...

DAFFY: (SNIFFS)

Eww ...

My extract from rotten eggs.

The perfect flavor addition for a yeast and garlic chewing gum base.

But everyone gags when they smell it.

Dickie, do you stink what I stink?

Ei-clear.

Sa-sag, Petunia, can you make some more of this stuff?

Does glutamic acid salt make the taste stronger and more intense?

That means yes.

And off we go.

(DYNAMIC, CONSPIRATORIAL MUSIC)

(FAINT GROAN)

Wow, that worked out great.

All right, let's get down to business.

2 pigs and a duck stink, scorch and save lives.

What kind of firepower does this little darling here have?

Careful, Daffy. It has a sensitive ... trigger.

-Daffy, be careful with that thing. -Ah!

Don't worry, I'll take care of it.

Hoo-hoo! Oops, it's spreading.

Daffy! Try the fire extinguisher!

Huh? Oh yes. I just have to break the window.

-Oh, Daffy ... -DAFFY: Yay!

-Okay, I think I've got it. Got it! -(FAST-PACED MUSIC)

I'll just get us a few more eggs from the larder.

-DAFFY: Hoo-hoo! Okay. -Eggs.

The situation is under control.

I'm going to help Petunia with the eggs.

Great idea, Dickie! Oops ...

Oh, uh ... Don't worry. I'll go and get the eggs.

Oh, ok. Then I'll fill my propane tank again.

DAFFY: Take this and this!

(MUSIC SWELLS)

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

Man, I can't wait to get out there, to go out there.

You know, D-D-Daffy ...

Unfortunately, we have no more eggs.

You have to stay here in the lab and and lay a few. For our gas cylinders.

Yes, sir. I lay eggs and ... You want me to lay eggs?

Yep, I've looked everywhere. We've run out of you-you-you.

Can't we just get some at the store?

It's too-too dangerous out there, Daffy.

-But Farmer Jim said that ... -So, this is an important job.

You are the only one who can lay eggs.

We need you. Here.

Well. Okay.

-I guess I have to do my part. -Come on, guys. Time to save the world.

Uh... Thank you, Daffy.

Just stay here and lay those eggs, okay?

Ok cool.

Have fun with it, saving the world without me.

Where is Daffy?

Oh, he stays here and helps with the eggs. Ha, ha, ha.

-And? Ready, Petunia? -You spray her, I'll do the rest.

Chewing. (WÜRGT)

Oh... What happened to me?

They were infected with an alien control gum.

Goodbye!

(HEROIC MUSIC)

(DOOR OPENS)

Chewing.

Oh, finally. Give me that.

Oh, beautiful darling.

You are indeed extremely valuable.

No. What the ... What is that?

Is this a joke?

Why have you bought bought so many joke bits?

Huh, huh. Chew.

You fool!

I wanted from you nothing more than one thing.

(ALARMING BEEPING)

What?

The number of people being checked is decreasing rapidly?

How is that possible?

I find out.

Chewing.

(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)

Great work, Petunia.

That's impossible! I thought I had roasted these pigs.

Oh, that's enough! It's time to get rid of them.

Once and for all.

(MUSIC INCREASES)

(Song: "It's the End of the World as We Know It" by R.E.M.)

(SONG CONTINUES)

(SONG CONTINUES)

(SONG CONTINUES)

-(SONG BREAKS OFF) -(SNORING)

Hey, hey, hey, who's there?

Oh, yes. I'm sitting here in my nest and doze off,

even though I should be out there, where all the action is.

No more of this! Now there is no more resting, now it's time to snap.

Dickie, this is really incredible. We can actually do it.

I don't know why, but around you I feel un-un-stoppable.

You know, I think we're a great T-T-T... ah ...

That's right, we're a great T-T-T... ah ...

-Pair! -team!

Perhaps I should say: a great team.

Oh, you know, "Couple" doesn't sound bad either.

When this is all over, maybe the two of us could ...

Make way! Daffy Duck is now in the game!

D-D-Daffy, you were supposed to lay eggs in the lab.

Don't worry, I've taken care of it.

(ALARM SOUNDED)

That wasn't the plan. Petunia and I have everything under control.

And what happened to "sticking together"?

Besides, is that what you call "have under control"?

Chewing ...

Stay back. I have a brand new move that I've been working on.

D-D-Daffy, you've done it again!

Since when can they do that?

Since right now.

It looks like like we're totally defenseless now.

PETUNIA: Oh no!

I have you right where I want you, where I want you.

-And what do we do now? -Run!

(FAST-PACED MUSIC)

QUANTITY: Chew!

Quickly! Up there!

Huh?

[CRYING]

Huh?

Uh-oh!

Slide down! Trust me. This is absolutely ...

Don't worry about it. You can still jump over.

I ... Oh! I'll catch you.

-What are you waiting for? -Chew!

-Trust me! -Trust you?

Go on, jump!

Uh, no. I don't think that Daffy can catch us.

You just have to give it a try.

Ah!

-What took you so long? -Dickie! Catch me!

I've got you.

Oh ... Ah!

Dickie!

P-P-Petunia!

I've waited too long. She's w-away, and it's because of me.

-Come on, buddy. We gotta go. -Oh, wait.

Dickie!

-Ah! -Ah!

[ALIEN LAUGHS]

You can run away, but you can't hide.

(SCHREIT.)

Chew!

-What are we going to do now? -Go home quickly!

Quickly! Push something in front of the windows!

They come through the front door.

We have to fend them off.

-Ah! -Ah!

Just look.

Chew!

DICKIE: Oh no. Daffy, just look at our house.

Oh ...

Oh!

Oh no!

DAFFY: Stop!

Our house ...

Our home ...

Oh n-n-no!

BOTH: No!

DAFFY: (SOBS)

(SWELLING SCIENCE FICTION MUSIC)

DAFFY: (WHIMPERS) That's the belly of the alien ship.

K-K-Come on, Petunia. I know you're in there.

It's no good, Dickie. She's one of them now.

ALIEN: Yes, that's no good.

Stinky.

You two have cheated me for the last time chewed me out.

(STARTLED)

Now nothing can stop my plan.

(LISPELT) You evil space fiend!

We will rebel against you.

You can do tests on us, subjugate us and take away our dignity.

Doing tests at home, on the beaches of the French Riviera.

In gas station restrooms, in the supermarket.

But we submit once again to your tyranny.

Daffy, shut up already.

You make everything even worse.

What, me? You're the one who you got us into this mess.

If you had jumped, when I said it, nothing would have happened.

Jumped? The mess started when you left your egg post.

Hey, buddy. Do you know how hard it is

for a male duck to lay eggs?

Besides, why should only you have all the fun?

Because it's no fun, when you're there.

It turns into a disaster.

Oh! Uh!

That's why I hid all the eggs.

You have what?

Did I stutter and stammer?

You mean you hid all the eggs, because otherwise...

St-St-St Exactly right.

I couldn't trust that you wouldn't ruin everything again!

Ouch!

I'm ruining everything? Who introduced you to Petunia?

Who discovered the alien chewing gum invasion? uncovered?

-Those are heretical words. -I hope you are being tested.

-I can do some tests on you! -Go ahead and try it.

DICKIE: I'd like to see that! Let me go!

Enough!

(METALLIC RATTLING)

-Ah! -Ah!

So long, suckers.

(SWELLING MUSIC)

[YELLING]

I'll leave you two alone. Sort it out between yourselves.

Oh, and enjoy the seats in the front row,

when I blow the earth into the air!

You madman! You'll never ...

DAFFY: (SCREAMS) Ouch!

Sorry, can't hear you!

(SAD MUSIC)

Now that the troublesome troublemakers are out of the way,

I can finally the rest of my plan.

So where were we?

Ah yes. The entire population of the earth chews my

personally modified chewing gum.

What does ...

Initiate phase 2 of the operation.

Time for bubbles. [LAUGHS FIES]

(DYNAMIC MUSIC)

Yes! Yes!

Blowjob! Blow, baby, blow!

Chew, chew.

(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)

(MUSIC SWELLS DRAMATICALLY)

[CHUCKLES]

(INCREASING PLOPPING)

(MUSIC SWELLS MENACINGLY)

Ouch, my jaw!

ALIEN: Yes!

(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)

(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

I guess that's it. What, Dickie?

The day the earth went up.

(RESIGNED) Yes ...

D-D-You ... uh ...

We messed it up.

We?

It wasn't all your fault.

Oh, dear Dickie! Where did it all go wrong?

I didn't want it to end like this.

Stupid Daffy! Silly Daffy!

You stupid duck!

Why did you mess everything up?

Now the whole world is coming to an end

and my best friend hates me. (BANGING NOISES)

You stupid duck! Stupid duck! Stupid duck ...

Daffy, no! I don't hate you.

Maybe we're just not as good a team as we thought we were.

I guess you're right.

DAFFY: (CRYING UNCONTROLLABLY)

What would Farmer Jim think of us?

We have lost our jobs, we have lost our homes,

and now we are losing the whole planet Earth.

-We are simply huge losers! -... Losers!

Hey, Dickie, look! No bars.

-Ah! -Ah!

ALIEN: (LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)

DAFFY AND DICKIE: Ah!

Ah!

(FAST-PACED MUSIC)

[GROWLS]

Huh?

Ah!

Oh, what happened?

Yuck! Do I taste Super Strongberry?

Oh no! Flatulence, flatulence, flatulence ...

Petunia, you're back! I'm s-s-so sorry.

I didn't jump and you became a chewing gum zombie.

And our house was destroyed. It was terrible!

-What? -I said ...

No, no, no. Here's the script. Catch up on it in your spare time.

We have more important things to do,

like this bubblegum bubble around the planet to burst.

Uh ... ok.

And how do we burst this blah-blah bubble? burst?

To end the pressure increase now press the button.

Huh? Da-Da-That's practical.

Aha!

(MUSIC SLOWLY SWELLS)

-Ah! -Ah!

(REDEMPTIVE MUSIC)

Oh God ...

(ÄCHZT] Does anyone happen to have any peanut butter?

I think I'm going to be sick.

-Wi-Wi-We did it. -Did we do it?

Bubble burst!

-Yes! -Yay, we did it!

We showed the alien, didn't we?

Huh? Uh ... Argh ...

You miserable country bumpkins!

You have ruined everything!

When an alien weirdo tries to subjugate the earth with chewing gum,

then I'll put an end to it.

I ... What? I didn't want to subjugate the earth.

I tried to save them.

Uh, to-be-saved? From what?

-(ALARM HOWLS) -MACHINE SOUND: Warning! Warning!

Well, before that!

(MENACING MUSIC)

Oh, what's that?

(TRIGGER CLICKS)

(NEWS JINGLE)

It has just been announced that an asteroid is hurtling towards Earth

and threatens to destroy it completely.

And the apple pie festival starts this weekend.

(PANICKED OUTCRY)

Oh ... What's going on?

A huge asteroid is hurtling towards the earth.

-DAFFY: Ah! -Asteroid? The asteroid!

Calm down. Don't panic. We need a plan.

Well, I had a plan. But you idiots ruined it.

-Which one? -I've thought of a way,

how everyone blow a huge bubble of chewing gum,

that surrounds the whole earth and then bounces off the asteroid.

And I would still have access to the most valuable treasure on earth.

Sha-sha treasure? Do you mean gold?

-Or uranium? -Jewelry?

No!

I'm talking about something much more precious.

Earth is the only planet in the galaxy,

who produces this incredible treasure produced.

Look here!

(Long live this treasure!

Isn't that a bubble tea?

(Bubble ...

Looks like like we have to save the earth.

We? How can we stop the asteroid?

With old-fashioned knowledge.

Do you see? Right here. There is a cavity in the heart of the asteroid.

We just have to beam down there, throw an explosive charge in there

and detonate, and boom!

The asteroid is blown to pieces and the earth is saved.

-Yes! -Hu-hu-hu!

We have no explosive charges.

-Then a laser. -Uh-uh.

Anything else?

We have goo. A lot of goo.

-What kind of alien are you? -Surely not an underdeveloped alien,

that carries explosives.

-I'm about to explode. -What's exploding here is my patience.

Explode?

Petunia, can you make some more of the explosive chewing gum?

Does glutamic acid salt make the taste stronger and more intense?

Da-Da-Das means yes.

Hey, stop it! We have a plan.

(NEWS JINGLE)

This just came in. We have just received this message:

A scientist, an alien, a duck and 2 pigs want to save the earth.

We are all lost.

Status report!

We are almost there.

(HEROIC MUSIC)

Only 15 minutes until impact. Get in and out quickly.

Then we'll beam you up again, for the explosion.

Explosion? What a bummer!

You have to chew the stuff, so that it explodes.

We can't chew it. Then we explode.

That is probably the end of this plan.

How are we supposed to chew the gum?

Chew?

-DICKIE: wind-up novelty teeth? -They will work.

PETUNIA: Let's go, team!

-Yes! Let's get started! -We can do this!

SCIENTISTS: You don't have much time much time once you're inside.

So unload the explosives and disappear.

The way to the core should be simple.

Just behind the entrance

there are a few harmless gas fields.

Then you come across harmless terrain of class 2.

(QUIETSCHEN.)

And finally you cross a very large cave.

All right. You should now be be at the drop point.

DICKIE: Yes, yes, yes! There it is!

-The center of the asteroid. -Go down there

it's 70 meters. So you better get going.

Okay, guys. Exactly how we planned it.

Petunia, you operate the winch and let Daffy and me down to the core.

Daffy, you spray the core with the modified projectile distributor

loaded with Petunia's chewing gum. I prepare the novelty teeth.

At last I'm getting a piece of the action.

I'll go down there and show them, how it's really done.

Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!

(FAST-PACED MUSIC)

(Daffy, no!

Maybe that's not such a good not such a good idea after all.

-All right, friends. Let's start chewing. -Dickie?

This is a pretty important job and I could mess it up.

Maybe Petunia can do that. After all, these are her chewing gums.

And I think this winch here is the perfect job for me.

Because if there's one thing I can do, it's to pull a lever.

-Si-Si-Sure? -I would like to do that.

Believe me, I have never been so sure.

ALIEN: Oh, earthlings!

I hate to interrupt your chatter only very reluctantly,

but we have a planet to save.

If you don't mind, could you please get started?

Understood.

Okay, Daffy. La-Let us down, please.

It's going down!

-PETUNIA: Stop! -All clear!

Ready to go, Petunia?

Then we'll blow the thing up into the air.

(DYNAMIC MUSIC)

E-E-Done! All right, Daffy. Pull us up.

Aye, aye, Captain!

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

You're almost there with the chewing gum.

Oh my goodness, oh my goodness ...

Oh dear. I hope this plan works.

Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please!

Are they tipping over?

What?

They are tipping over! They're tipping over! Oh, my God! They're tipping over...

Stop it! Don't freak out! Pull yourself together!

What do we do now?

-Go down and put them up again! -They don't have enough time for that.

-How should we chew the gum? -I don't know.

-Or do you have a second pair of teeth? -Don't look at me now.

-(DAFFY AND PETUNIA CONTINUE TO ARGUE) -(MUSIC SWELLS)

I have a plan!

You must immediately ... You have what?

I have a plan. But we have to act quickly.

And there is only one person for this yo-yo job:

Da-Da-Daffy Duck.

Me?

The duck?

-Daffy? -Oh no, not the duck!

-MANN: The duck? -That's right. The duck.

That's a joke. Who gave gave the green light for this garbage?

Da-Da-Daffy, you go down there now and put things right.

But you know I can't do that. I always make things worse.

And that is exactly what we need.

Really?

I doubted you the whole time.

I was afraid of it, what you could a-a-do.

It's about time, that I trust you, Daffy.

DAFFY: (SOBS)

U-U-And now go down there and get it done.

The Daffy Duck way.

I heard you loud and clear, buddy.

Let's ... go ... crazy!

(JUBELT)

He smashes the teeth?

What? stop the crazy duck!

Dickie, what's he doing?

A-A-Wait and see!

You will see.

(LOUD CRACK)

Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!

-He triggers a quake! -Exactly.

Oh, this duck is completely crazy!

Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!

(DYNAMIC BRASS MUSIC)

S-S-Look, it works!

The stalactites fall from the ceiling.

PETUNIA: Into the chewing gum!

-What? -The duck actually made it!

Great work, Daffy. Now let's get out of here.

All right! Pull me up.

Hurry up! We have to get out of here, before the chain reaction starts.

That way!

-Only 3 minutes to impact. -Hurry up!

Ah ...

Come on, come on!

(KEUCHEN.)

Ah!

(THREATENING MUSIC SWELLS QUICKLY)

Phew ...

De-de-de-de ... Ah!

Uh-oh!

Where is Daffy?

02:12 UNTIL IMPACT

Dickie?

(Ah!

No!

(BREATHS QUICKLY) Daffy!

What are you doing here? You have to get out of here.

Not o-without my friend.

That won't work. Get to safety.

I'm becoming a chewing gum duck here.

(BREATHES QUICKLY)

We have to go back again. They're still on the asteroid.

We can't do that! We have to the ship to a safe distance.

Run along, Dickie. Live a full life.

Okay, whatever you say. One last hug.

Time to leave.

I won't let you go, Daffy.

But ...

It's just like that, as Farmer Jim always said.

As long as we both stick together ...

BOTH: ... everything will be fine.

(JUBEL)

What luck!

(JUBEL)

We are saved! I'm going home and kiss my cat.

With the chewing gum! We've done it.

-We have saved the earth. -Oh yes, and the treasure!

I love science ...

Oh ...

(JUBEL)

Thank you, thank you. This is really a very nice welcome.

And now ...

(ASTONISHED)

... take me to your

nearest teahouse.

The first round of bubble tea is on me. Ha, ha, ha!

(RELIEVED CHEER)

Bubble tea, pff! It's not even particularly tasty.

Oh, be happy, little piggy.

You are a heroine.

The real heroes are actually are my friends Dickie and Daffy.

Oh, those unkempt barn animals?

Yes, without the courage and sacrifice of these unkempt barn animals

the earth would never have had a chance.

Well ... Hehe ... The city will surely name a park bench after them.

Oh ... But nothing so conspicuous, please.

-(LIVELY PARTY MUSIC) -(BABBLE OF VOICES)

Oh ... Pure bubble happiness!

Oh, you spongy, delicious darling.

That ... is ... not. A third anomaly!

-(STARTLED NOISE) -WOMAN: Oh my God!

Huh?

Just a moment.

(QUIEKT)

Dickie! Daffy!

Did I just hear Petunia?

Daffy, I think we survived.

-You did it! -Petunia!

-Get them, Dickie! -Dickie!

We have made it! We ...

Well done, Dickmann!

Ha, ha, ha! Very good!

Wow! D-D-That was

-very-very-very ... -... very-very-very pleasant.

(GEKICHER)

Cool, space gum!

Wow ...

This is the best flavor I've ever tasted! Ha, ha, ha!

Oh! (WHISPERING) One second, please.

(QUIEKT) Asteroid crystals! This is the missing ingredient!

I've done it! I have created the perfect taste!

-Well done! -I knew you could do it.

Hey, guys! Can I take a photo of the heroes for the newspaper?

Of course!

DAFFY: "Heroes of the hometown. Pigs and duck let it rip."

We were able to save the entire city,

but not our home.

DICKIE: (GROANS) Yes ...

The only thing we still have is is this picture of us and F-F-Farmer Jim.

-MAN: (HALLING) Boys. -Farmer Jim?

Up here, boys.

-Farmer Jim! -Farmer Jim!

I just wanted to tell you how proud I am of you both.

You really stuck together

and helped when the world needed you the most.

Oh, Farmer Jim. We're so sorry about the house.

We did not want that it would be destroyed.

Don't worry about that your pretty little heads.

-Shouldn't we? -But where should we live now?

Well, then it's a good thing that you've you've kept our family picture.

-Oh yeah? -Come on. Take it out of the frame.

Oh ... Okay.

(SOLEMN MUSIC)

-What's that? -DICKIE: (STARTLED)

A home insurance policy.

To our N-N names.

"Covers extensive damage or conversions,

triggered, but not limited to alien mind control plans."

Cover over ...

-5 million dollars! -5 million dollars!

Daffy, which means we can buy a new home.

Oh my goodness! Farmer Jim, how did you know that?

Well, I've lived with both of you lived together long enough

to know that something crazy was going to happen.

Now take good care of yourselves, boys. Love you guys.

Farmer Jim is out. Peace!

-Thank you, Farmer Jim. -Thank you, Farmer Jim.

So, Dickie? Are you ready to build a new home?

As long as we both stick together.

Ho-ho-ho! But you can believe that.

(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC)

(PLAYFUL MUSIC)

(JAZZ-MUSIC CONTINUES)

(SCREAMS OUT LOUD)

(POWERFUL ELECTRONIC MUSIC)

Our new home should protect us protect us with this roof story, right?

(ABSPANNMUSIK)

-D-D-That's it, folks! -Wait! That can't be all.

We have to keep a continuation open.

Subtitle by: Bettina Arlt