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>> i'm so bored.

Even your stupid video game sounds good.

Let me play. >> sorry. I already have

A partner. Run! And, ishyama, slam!

He's the coolest. Kick! Sumo slammer.

Jump!

Up! So why would i want to play

With you? >> to prove you're not afraid of

Getting your sumo butt kicked by a girl.

>> oh, yeah! High score for the gwen warrior.

>> hmph. Beginner's luck. Now, watch a real sumo slammer

Samurai. >> get his butt kicked by

Kenko, the shape shifter? Careful.

You only have two lives left.

Ben, no fair! >> careful. You only have one

Life left! >> guys, please!

I'm trying to grab some shuteye here.

>> sorry, grandpa. Ben tennyson, you are such

A cheater! You're gonna get yours one of

These days. >> oh, finally.

A little peace and quiet. >> ¶ it started when an alien

Device did what it did and stuck itself upon his wrist with

Secrets that it hid, now he's got superpowers, he's no

Ordinary kid, he's ben 10 ¶ >> ¶ ben 10

>> ¶ so if you see him you might be in for

A big surprise, he'll turn into an alien before your very eyes

He's funny, freaky, fast, and strong, he's every shape

And size, he's ben 10 ¶ >> ¶ ben 10

>> ¶ armed with powers he's on the case, fighting

Off evil from earth or space he'll never stop till he makes

Them pay 'cause he's the baddest kid to ever save the day

Ben 10 ¶ >> ¶ ben, ben

>> ¶ ben 10 >> ¶ 10, 10, 10

[captioning p woshosia!Bl we habyt happened?

>> that big lightning flash must have zapped upgrade, and we

Wound up in the video game. >> we're inside "sumo slammer

Smackdown"? Cool! >> not for long.

Robo sumos? That is so level one.

>> this isn't a challenge.

It's a slaughter-fest. >> oh, yeah.

Real tough when you can control the whole game world as upgrade.

>> jealous? Sayonara, suckers.

Oh, yeah! You've been sumo slammed.

Ben's the best. Forget the rest.

>> ok, since you control everything, how about getting us

Out of here before you-- >> uh-oh.

>> you are such a dweeb. Now what are we gonna do?

>> we just hang out until the watch lets me go upgrade

Again. No problem.

Ok, maybe a little problem. >> what happened to all the hero

Icons? That's great.

How long are we gonna last in here without up--

>> don't blow a brain gasket. I've played this game like

A million times. Nothing could surprise me.

>> oh! Ben! >> ohh. I definitely don't want

To do that again. >> we're each down to our last

Life. Something tells me next time we

Get blasted apart, it'll be for keeps.

Hyah! >> uh! Uh!

Oh, man. There are too many.

We need to find an-- akeni trunk.

Dibs on the samurai sumo sword. Whoa. How did you learn how to

Do that? >> i read the instructions.

>> this game came with instructions?

>> the dojo. We can use it to get

To the next level. >> i knew that.

>> ok, mr. Sumo slammer samurai, what's the plan?

>> keep moving and stay alive. Duh.

Hey, that looks like four arms. I wonder if--

Oh, yeah! That's what i'm talking about.

Four arms of fun. Ishyama.

>> how do you know my name, strange creature?

>> i'm your biggest fan. I know all your stats.

You weigh 527 pounds. You have a 7 strength rating,

9 intelligence, 8 agility. >> enough! Are you or are you

Not a shape shifter? >> sure. I--i guess you could

Say that. >> then you can only be

My arch-enemy kenko. Sumo slam!

>> no! Wait... >> wait! I don't want to fight

You. >> you cannot trick me, kenko.

I will not rest until you are defeated as is my sworn task.

>> but i'm not kenko. I'm ben.

I'm a good guy. >> forgive me if i don't believe

You. Hyah! Hyah!

>> it's true. I own every sumo slammer's comic

Book, doubles of every trading card.

I even eat your cruddy cereal. >> i shall not be confused by

Your double-talk. Up!

>> four arms? Hyah!

>> who is this magnificent warrior?

>> that's no magnificent warrior.

That's just my goofy cousin. >> back off.

He's with me. >> i can take care of myself.

>> so you are indeed related to this creature.

>> please don't remind me. I'm gwen.

>> i am ishyama. You fight like a champion

Warrior, gwen. >> that's nothing.

I'll show you a real champion. Yee-ha!

Ride 'em, cowboy. Probably should have seen that

One coming. Whoa!

>> ben, hang on. >> i got to read those

Instructions.

>> your skills are impressive. >> thanks. Coming from you,

That's quite a-- >> not you, jester.

Warrior gwen. >> oh, man.

>> thanks! So what are you waiting for, doofus?

Go upgrade and zap us out of here.

>> i can't. Only the four arms icon was

Inside that akeni trunk. Upgrade could be hidden anywhere

On any of the other levels. >> not anywhere.

Looks like it's on level 13 in the arena.

>> level 13? We'll never make it all that

Way unless... You know any cheat codes that

Could get us there quicker? >> a sumo never cheats.

However, i do know a shortcut, but the journey will be

Treacherous. >> guess we don't have any

Choice, thank you very much. >> from what land do you hail,

Warrior gwen? >> it's kind of hard to explain.

>> whoa. I've never seen this part of the game before.

>> game? This is no game. The fate of the entire sumo

World hangs in the balance. >> i know, i know.

I read the back of the box. >> the back of the box?

>> don't you get it, ben. Ishyama doesn't know he's

A program in a game. This is all real to him.

>> an akeni trunk. >> thanks for the sumo bow.

>> who needs it? I just hit the omnitrix jackpot.

>> careful. One may be a trap.

>> it was her fault. >> oh! As if!

>> it matters not. My life is nothing in the quest

To stop kenko. The chamber of the kappa will

Grant access to the level of your choosing, but only if you

Solve their riddle. >> the key names your weapon,

But only by sight. When uttered as vow,

A gesture polite. >> what do you suppose it means?

>> beats me. But i know what that means.

I bet old cannonbolt will impress ishyama.

>> let him go, kenko! >> tell me about this upgrade

Icon, boy, or your friends will pay with their lives.

>> tell him nothing. >> he's right, ben.

We can't let kenko loose in the real world.

>> the real world! Yet another domain i will rule

With an iron fist. >> no way.

But i'm gonna show you some real sumo slamming...

Cannonbolt-style. Ok. Maybe that's a little too

Slamming. >> i will leave you

To my henchmen while i find the upgrade icon.

>> warrior gwen, your sumo bow!

>> ben? Gwen?

How many times have i told you guys to shut this thing off when

You're done playing with it? >> i can't move.

What's happening? >> grandpa must be messing with

The controls. If he turns it off now, he'll

Delete us along with the game. Grandpa!

>> no! >> don't shut us off!

>> grandpa! >> no!

>> don't shut us off! >> ben, gwen, is that you?

Oh, please tell me i'm on one of those hidden camera shows.

>> so now we need to get the upgrade icon on level 13

So we can get out of this game. >> there must be some way i can

Help you guys. Oh, maybe if i push this.

>> no! >> we mean, just hit resume

And don't touch anything else and leave the rest

To the game pros and ben. >> oh, hilarious.

>> ok. Here she goes. Oh, "sumo slammer smackdown."

>> my bad. >> nice going, round boy.

Now he's down to his last life. >> we must still answer

The kappa's riddle if we are to continue our quest.

>> the key names your weapon, but only by sight.

When uttered as vow, a gesture polite.

>> names my weapon? Huh! That's it.

My weapon is a bow. But when uttered as "vow," it

Becomes bow. >> ha ha ha!

Whoa! Looks like you've been putting on the old sumo feedbag.

>> says the original fathead. The dojo.

>> oh, sure. When i bust something, it's all

Silent stares, but when she busts something,

She's a hero. >> the arena of sumo warriors.

>> and the sight of your final defeat, ishyama.

>> bring it on, kenko. >> uh!

You know, for a watch, you have a lousy sense of timing.

>> ben, we'll handle kenko. Just find that upgrade icon.

>> no way. I want to prove to ishyama that

I'm a hero, too. >> you will, but you have to

Start thinking like a hero again instead of trying to

Impress a computer program.

>> no, no, no, no! >> where'd he go?

>> i would have expected more of a challenge from the great

Ishyama. >> the battle is not over so

Long as one of us still stands. >> no, no! Wait!

Yes!

>> your power is mine, boy. Yes!

>> ishyama!

>> no! >> your sumo slammer hero isn't

Here to protect you anymore. >> i can take care of myself

And you all alone. Now we play by my rules, kenko.

Come out, come out wherever you are.

>> quit fooling around and get us out of here before you

Time out again. >> i'm right here, doofus.

Ha ha! >> you wouldn't leave without

Saying good-bye, would you? >> ishyama?

>> but i thought you were-- >> ha ha ha.

It will take more than kenko to finish off my last life.

I just wanted to say i was wrong.

You are the superior warrior. I only wish i could visit your

World and fight alongside such a noble hero.

>> whoa. Really? Well, maybe i can--

>> sorry, ishy, but your travel plans just got canceled.

>> grandpa, what are you doing? He's a good guy.

>> oh, no, he isn't.

>> kenko! >> you were trying to fool me

Into taking you back to the real world.

>> let's get out of here before he succeeds.

>> a true sumo slammer never retreats.

I'm going to defeat him honorably.

>> fortunately, i am not bound by such honor.

Destroy me, and she suffers the same fate.

>> i don't think so. This game's over.

Come on! Say it.

>> ugh. Fine. You're the better sumo slammer

Samurai. Happy?

>> who cares what you think, geek?

I want to hear it from him. So now who do you think is

The best sumo warrior? >> him.

>> grandpa? >> only a true sumo slammer

Would know to use the cleansing power of sumo salt to reveal

Kenko's deception. >> ah. It was easy.

I just read the instructions. >> "read the instructions"?

>> no time for good-byes. >> could you cut it a little

Closer next time? >> hopefully there won't be

A next time. >> well, it looks like it's

Finally stopped raining. Look, how about you kids go out

And get some fresh air? >> i think i could use a little

Real world right about now.

>> heh heh. I thought they'd never leave.

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