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Hello and welcome to Cabaret Desire.
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It is my immense pleasure
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to offer each and every one of you
a very special evening full of passion,
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live music, dance... and erotic readings...
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Our poets will seduce and delight you
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and much more...
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In exchange for a symbolic token,
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they will undress their souls
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and reveal their
most provocative persona,
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Tonight, they are all for sale!
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Please choose whoever entices you ...
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and above all, enjoy the show!
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Hi, how are you?
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Very well, and you?
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Good... It's your first time here?
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Yeah, it's my first time...
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Excellent!
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Do you have my payment?
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Take it, yeah?
Yes.
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Ok.
Thanks.
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I'm tired of having to define myself.
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Sweet or savory, black or white,
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friend or lover, man or woman,
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dominating or submissive,
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saint or whore...
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... Fuck everything having
to be labeled and classified.
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It all started last spring,
when Alex and Alex
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showed up a few
days apart at my bar.
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I don't usually get
involved with clients,
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but as fate would have it,
I really liked both of them...
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opposite sexes but with the same name!
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Perhaps that is
precisely what turned me on...
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After eavesdropping for a while,
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I introduced myself and
between one drink and another
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I served up my infallible specialty: the "Kalashnikov".
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Call it plain mischief or
just "playing the game",
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but the truth is, that
little shot of vodka
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with lemon, coffee and sugar
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got them more than a little bit excited...
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It was incredible how well we got on
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and what great conversations we had.
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It was getting late,
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but I wanted to make sure
the night would go on further.
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Finally, it ended with an
exchange of phone numbers...
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emails, facebook...
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we were getting it on, no doubt.
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Obviously we made another date,
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but this time during daylight hours,
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a sure sign that things
were getting serious...
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I loved the simultaneous
relationship with my two Alexes
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- so easy to repeat
scenarios and moments.
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One thing led to another,
and as you can imagine,
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we ended up having an affair.
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And it was good, damn good...
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Two lovers,
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two flavors,
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two smells.
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This intensity lasted for months...
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But all good things
must come to an end.
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(At least that's what they say).
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Jealousy reared its ugly head.
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And the fact that they
both had the same name
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only made matters worse.
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They both started to ask
me uncomfortable questions, and began to stop by
unannounced at the bar,
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or at my other regular spots...
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Spontaneity! They said.
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Controlling, I thought.
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In the end, what had
to happen, happened.
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One afternoon there
we were, the three of us,
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the three of us would
have ended up fucking
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If instead of real life this
was a French indie film,
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the three of us would
have ended up fucking
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and living happily ever after as a trio.
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And though that
proposal did cross my mind,
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I finally decided that it was far
better to keep my mouth shut.
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The fight, if you can call
it that, was very civilized.
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Both Alexes were in
agreement about one thing:
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neither wanted
things to continue as is.
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So, I had to choose between them:
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"Are you gay or straight?"
they asked me!
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"Make up your damn mind Sofia".
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They gave me a few days to think it over
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(how generous).
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Meanwhile, they both
decided without consulting me
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that I couldn't meet
up with either of them.
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"Time to reflect"
they called it.
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So, I did just that.
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What they failed to understand is
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that if you put too
much pressure on Sofia, she's out. You lose.
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Now my new love is this beauty.
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Which
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by the way, I have named... Alex.
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- Hello
- Hello
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Will you tell us a story?
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- I'd love to.
- How much will that cost?
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Two chips.
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Thank you, what's your name?
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- My name is Tania.
- Tennessee.
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- Pleasure.
- Mine. And you?
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- I'm Juan. - Nice to meet you, Juan.
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Are you ready?
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No one, man or woman, ever fucked with my mother.
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She was the most
progressive, refined,
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libertine and sensual
woman any one had ever seen.
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Her family left her a small inheritance
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and she used it to become the youngest
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and most brilliant art
historian in the country.
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She was a real revolutionary,
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everything about her,
from the way she dressed,
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to her paintings
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, and her
decision to become a single mother
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went against the grain, and she knew it.
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Her decision to have me alone showed
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her conviction to the counter culture.
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Everything I know came from her,
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extensive knowledge of modern art,
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my love of chamber music,
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my ability to tell a true Faberge Egg
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from a forgery in about 5 seconds,
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the writing of Ana�s Nin and
D.H. Lawrence, to name a few,
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and the simple fact that I was
regularly eating, savoring really,
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fine beluga caviar
before my tenth birthday.
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I owe it all to her.
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Having her, as a mother was fascinating,
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almost delirious at times,
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my life was nothing like my friends'.
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For one thing, I never knew my father.
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There were never any men around;
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she was so discrete, almost secretive.
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She was the kind of
person who rarely spoke.
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She always used to say,
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"You have two ears, but
just one mouth for a reason.
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You should speak half
as much as you listen."
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Her penchant for silence
was far from accidental,
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it wasn't just that she
was a private person;
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my mother had a lot to keep quiet about.
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In fact, her livelihood depended on
our ability to keep our mouths shut.
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Few people ever knew about it,
but my mother was a thief.
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Not a common burglar though, she didn't knock off
banks, or pick pockets
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or break into rich people's
houses, she was an art thief.
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She stole one-of-a-kind
pieces from deco jewelry
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to paintings from the
Renaissance and the Modernists.
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And she especially loved incredibly
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old first editions from
her favorite authors.
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There was nothing she
couldn't find and acquire,
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her intelligence, and
her training in art history,
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made her the best there ever was,
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if she wanted something, it was hers.
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There was one thing
that made her a legend.
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She never spoke of it,
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but it's said that Interpol
nearly had her once,
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but the detective handling
the case fell in love
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and they had an affair,
before she vanished.
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There were always rumors
about important men,
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the Director of the Louvre,
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a famous art restorer at the Prado,
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private collectors,
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curiously enough,
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they all ended with something
incredibly valuable missing,
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and more often than not,
it wasn't even reported to the police.
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But of all her adventures,
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there was one that she
considered her masterpiece,
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one story that she told with more vigor,
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pride and excitement
than all the others,
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she called it her "best work",
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and it was funny
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because it was never clear
just what she had stolen
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or what made it so special.
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All I really know about that particular, and in her words "ambitious"
caper is the mark:
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Karl Razmann,
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the famous novelist and playwright
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who revolutionized the entire world
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with his experimental
works on sexuality, seduction and equality of the sexes.
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She had all of his work;
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it comprised almost one-fourth
of her extensive library.
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She often spoke
of him, in fact,
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and always with the most sincere
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and profound intellectual admiration. I would listen intently trying
so hard not to ask questions,
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but always asking too many
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and causing her to snap out of it and change the subject...
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I was always suspicious that it was more than
just a simple robbery,
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especially after Razmann
wrote a best-selling novel
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whose protagonist mysteriously
resembled my mother.
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But neither the novel, nor my
mother ever revealed exactly
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what precious object she
stole from him that day.
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Of course, in the
end I figured it out, after years of stalking
around the house
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looking for some hidden object,
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it finally came to me,
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there wasn't any mysterious
treasure hiding around the corner,
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as it turned out, the thing she stole,
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her greatest work, was me.
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one of our most exciting
poets. Please sit down.
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Hello I'm so pleased to
introduce you to Simone,
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- Good Evening. Three please.
- Three?
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I always thought that when
I turned 30, I'd be an adult,
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living the life I'd always
fantasized about...
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...the one that was created
when we were little girls.
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A beautiful home, two kids, a dog,
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a fulfilling career, a handsome
and adoring husband.
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It's funny how life plays its course.
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Our white picket fantasies
that seem so clear as little girls,
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change and transform as we
become more who we truly are.
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As the years pass by,
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my best friends and I have
lived through many things together.
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Wir haben Abkommen geschlossen,
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Made little pacts to support
and pique our every desire.
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Every birthday has become a
sort of showcase of sexual playthings.
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A few days ago I turned
30 and have to confess,
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I was intensely curious
to know what mischief
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my friends had dreamed
up for me this year...
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Amongst giggles and champagne
and that perfect easiness
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you have with best friends,
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they pulled out an envelope.
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Inside was a card with
a phone number on it.
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That's it.
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Call this number at 6pm
on Friday, was all they said.
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however, after a few glasses
of champagne Patrick did let it slip
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that the other end of this phone
line was not completely unknown...
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and become more ballsy...
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Friday I was a mushy mess of
excitement and nervousness.
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But I called.
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A male voice said: I'll
pick you up at in an hour.
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Be ready.
Don't make me wait.
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Who was that?
Damn, he had a sexy voice...
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But the main question was:
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what the hell was I supposed to wear
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if I didn't know where
I was going or with whom?
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Six outfit changes
later and I opt for sexy.
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When in doubt: heels, leather,
but with a tinge of femininity...
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I was just about to lose
myself in a little fantasy
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when the doorbell rang,
jolting me into reality
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and causing me to go all
weak-kneed and school girlish again.
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A black motorcycle,
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a blindfold,
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a hard bodied man, and oh yes,
my friends know me oh too well...
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I tried to conceal the
fact that I was so wet
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I practically was sliding off the seat,
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but the bike's vibration
wasn't helping this...
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I think the driver could
feel my legs trembling,
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pressed against his hips.
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The ride could have
been 5 minutes or 30,
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I couldn't gauge,
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but by the time we arrived
and he told me to go inside,
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I was practically
dizzy with anticipation.
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This has to be some
sort of elaborate ruse.
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I'll go in and all my friends
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wil
be there for my surprise party!
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I hope they invited the
guy on the motorcycle,
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if he looks half as good
as he felt, I'd be happy...
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Ok, a surprise party with
scantily clad angels or what?
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My friends do know that I've
always been curious about that...
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and Patrick did say that I
needed to become more daring...
253
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A bed - in the clouds.
254
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,957
Ok, where are the angels?
255
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:48,957
...This is strange.
Did I go into the wrong room?
256
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,957
Am I early for my own party?
257
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,957
Or am I just imagining that
I'm seeing the silhouette
258
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:08,957
of a gorgeous man or what?
259
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,957
Matisse.
Please tell me this is not a dream!
260
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,957
How did they manage to convince him?
261
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,957
I've been on to him for months.
262
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,957
And as if all this wasn't wild enough,
263
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he actually leans in and whispers to me:
264
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,957
- Now I can finally taste
that sweat of yours.
265
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,957
- I know you've been watching me sweat;
now I want to make you sweat.
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00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,957
"Ich weib, dass du mich
schwitzen gesehen hast,
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God, he tastes better
than I could ever imagine.
268
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,957
Or how in the world
did they lure him here?
269
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:38,957
Anyway lucky me!
270
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:45,957
30, yes, here's to being 30!
271
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I'm going to tel
you a story, but first...
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After 15 minutes of
walking in high heels
273
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that were too high and too new,
274
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,957
her feet were killing her.
275
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,957
God, I am so uncomfortable!
276
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,957
And this dress is too short,
277
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,957
And this dress is too short,vvv
278
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,957
I don't feel right...
279
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,957
Do I really have to try
so hard to impress?
280
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,957
Couldn't I just have worn
something more me?
281
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,957
that's what I look like...
282
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,957
Couldn't I just have worn
something more me?
283
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,957
riding bicycle in this heat...
284
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,957
Someone who is dumb
enough to go on a date
285
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,957
riding bicycle in this heat...
286
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:38,957
Ok, what we had was
good... oof, damn good...
287
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,957
But, it's not going to go anywhere,
288
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,957
it was just amazing sex for a few days over a year ago...
289
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:53,957
Couldn't I just have worn
something more me?
290
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:58,957
Older than me, divorced
with a kid, such a bad idea...
291
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,957
why the hell did I say yes?
292
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:09,957
What I'm doing...?
293
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,957
It's been over a year
since we've seen each other,
294
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,957
I don't even know where to start �?...
295
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,957
Man, why do I always
complicate my life like this?
296
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,957
I can't even remember
how old she is.
297
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,957
Maybe I should just buy
one of those cupcakes
298
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,957
and eat it alone and skip the date...
299
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,957
problem solved...
300
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,957
We just locked ourselves in that
apartment for three days straight
301
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:55,957
und ich kann mich nicht mal an
die einfachsten Sachen erinnern ...
302
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,957
and went for it.
303
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,957
Oof, damn... what should I do?
What am I doing?
304
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,957
What if he doesn't
want anything serious?
305
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,957
What if I don't want a
relationship right now?
306
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,957
and went for it.
307
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:33,957
I just can't remember
the first thing about her...
308
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,957
This restaurant is rank,
309
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:02,957
sushi joint right by my place?
310
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:07,957
with this ridiculous outfit
311
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,957
...and a tie?? Nice going.
312
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,957
OK, you gotta chill man...
313
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:19,957
please...just...
TRY to have a good time And be yourself, riiiiight??
314
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,957
Oh man, I always arrive first,
315
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,957
just what I was
hoping wouldn't happen...
316
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,957
This guy is going to show up, right?
317
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,957
That would be the icing
on the cake... let me tell you.
318
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:17,957
Great... just what I needed,
a flat fucking tire...
319
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,957
Another glass, sure why not...
320
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:30,957
at least I'll be in a good
mood when he arrives...
321
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:38,957
depending on how long
he takes... or stumbling drunk...
322
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:45,957
And now of course I'm
going to be late, such an idiot...
323
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,957
Oh my gosh, not even
a message, nothing.
324
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,957
He's not coming, you'll see...
325
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:03,957
Typical me, always
messing things up.
326
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:10,957
Well, I'm polishing off a bottle
of Champagne all alone, great!
327
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,957
Ok, that's enough, I'm going...
328
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,957
this guy is making
such a fool out of me...
329
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:58,957
I look fucking hot and I'm
going to call Marie to go out...
330
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:03,957
I'm going to the bathroom
and I'm outta here...
331
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:16,957
Ah... She's not here,
332
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:21,957
she didn't come...
Or she came and she left...???
333
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:27,957
Ah shit... I lost her again...
for the second time.
334
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,957
You know that moment on the terrace,
I was a tangled mess;
335
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,957
it was all so smooth,
336
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,957
and we were so comfortable,
we were great together....
337
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,957
And I.... felt something...
338
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,957
That was the moment to speak,v
339
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:51,957
to say something... anything,
340
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:53,957
like... "stay,... be with me,
341
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,957
I want you... I..."
342
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,957
but I just sat there, ate
and kept my mouth shut,
343
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:07,957
didn't say a Word. Nothing.
344
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,957
Way to go... all wrong.
345
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,957
Dammit, when will I learn!
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