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[ bell ringing ]

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Damn it I say. Pull your men back. I don't want any more casualties.

Get that news from behind the wide!

Start! I got men down, I got rumors behind what the hell's going on down.

We tried the urban assault tank.

It's what tried the roof. The guys in there are pros and sir.

They say they've got a nuke.

Jesus. And I'm up for reelection. What are we going to do?

Don't worry. We've called in some pros of our own.

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Pull him down.

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Sheriff's Department.

The Reno Sheriff's Department.

The finest team of law enforcement officers ever assembled.

Who in the hell's your commanding off?

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All right, talk to my people. What have we got?

Thirty-five civilians on the 40th floor. Twenty-two

Cheds the assassins. It's heavily off. They say they got a nuke.

And I don't think they're just wistling Dixie.

All right, people. Here's how this is going to go down.

Jones, you're a CEO. Head into the sewer system.

Breach the perimeter of that building.

Get your hands on my nuke before they flop a half of wash-o-calming.

You got it, sir. Kimmel Johnson. Take up sniper positions.

So I'm so. Got it.

Junior, I want you to shave Miss Arco Polka with Shafer Good.

All over in charge!

Wait, hold on a man. I can join your gets-to-shave Miss Arco Polka

and I gotta go down the suits.

Why do you have to shave anybody?

Oh, wow. I just had to wear this dream.

You know you're driving, right?

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Nobody in it.

Nobody in it.

I'm at least a fee to the street.

Oh, yes.

Scaramination with fear.

Guns in ammunition.

I'm at least a fee to the street.

Oh, yes.

Fattin ammunition with fear.

Guns in ammunition.

I'm trying to say.

To where I lay a gun. Next generation.

You know the cracker in the end.

A day by day.

No one stops there.

In any way.

All of these make-ups.

A turn more officers.

You're not safe.

And you're safe.

My favorite thing about being a cop.

I love it when that perk get all scared of you draw down on them.

They get all scared. Oh, she might've come and don't come and I'll come.

Fattin.

I love it.

I became a cop because my doctor thought it would be a good idea for me to get out of the house.

I feel like I'd bring a real twata viver to law enforcement.

For example, my uniform.

I don't wear the regulation uniform.

I wear these shorts.

And I actually had to lobby the sheriff's department to get to wear these.

But my argument was, "Hey, I'm out there in the streets.

I've got to be able to move like a cheetah.

You know, a law enforcement cheetah."

Fattin.

Fattin.

Fattin.

We got our $1.814.

Our person on our roof.

I'll tell you right now, this is it, this is go time.

This is what working for the reigning o sheriff's department is all about.

Let's do it, pay for low.

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We got a situation today.

Wow.

I checked that.

That's not an 814.

No.

We got it right.

We called it the 814.

You did.

Well, I thought it was a 814.

Our person on the roof.

What?

I thought it 814 was ours.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Okay.

No.

No.

Stop.

Get it.

Get it.

Get it.

Get it.

Come on.

I got it.

I got it.

Oh.

Oh.

No.

I got it.

No.

I got it.

Get it.

Oh.

No.

I'm just knocking him out.

No.

You're still.

We could bait him to death.

Where you going?

No.

No.

Can we all shoot at the same time?

Let's shoot all shoot.

It's all shoot at the same time.

The shoot at the same time.

Okay.

That's the only thing to do with my sense.

One.

I got dangles gun.

Mine's out too.

And then that way.

We'll never know who did it.

Don't you start.

I can't.

Oh.

I can't.

One.

Sorry.

My bad.

What the fuck?

One.

What?

I didn't know.

What?

What?

What?

I'm out.

Oh.

Oh.

I wasn't out.

Sorry.

I thought I was out.

They fit that little legit guy.

Oh.

Did I call the newspaper and have them come to the show?

Oh.

What's going to do with one on both legs?

I have applied nine times to the Aspen Sheriff's Department.

I'll tell you this in the utmost secrecy.

I just don't think I can do it in this town anymore.

You know, Reno's really a lot like Mayberry on the TV, except that everybody's on

Christom math and prostitutes like him.

Fuck you.

Oh, morning, guy.

All right.

Who?

So the trustees were up in the ducts all weekend and there should not be too many more spirals up in there.

So that's how we were all hearing should be gone.

No.

Yeah.

I knew they didn't get all of them.

So we're going to give them.

No, no.

No more shooting in here.

We've been over that.

Yes, no.

We have.

We don't shoot in here ever, right?

When do we shoot?

When is it okay to shoot in the building?

Never.

Never.

Hey.

Just like guys.

Wait.

Have.

We've invited to the American police convention in Miami Beach.

Oh.

It's a show.

Oh, tell them.

What?

Three days of fun in the sun.

Why did they invite us?

This year.

Because they invited everybody.

I'll tell you something.

I'll tell you something.

I'll tell you something.

I'll tell you something.

Yeah.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

We get to stay in the hotel and everything.

We do get to fly first glance, right?

Oh.

Why is that?

We are not flying.

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