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[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, Vilia.

Layla.

Jai-yens.

Uh-oh.

What you married me again?

I'm sorry.

I can't.

I've been thinking a lot these past couple weeks.

I realized what I lost when you left me.

And I realized what I lost when I left you.

But most of all, I learned that I'm not good at being married.

So I'm not going to be married to anybody.

I just want to be alone for a while.

So I can try to figure things out.

But I love you both so much.

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Ooh, a three-sum.

The old James is back.

Yeah.

The old James is back.

Back on the beach in Florida.

Let me see that guy for six months.

I'll take the new James again and again and again and again.

I mean, you are the Dean's daughter for Christ's sake, all right?

I mean, if you come, if you come in here doing--

doing the things I'm thinking of doing to you--

Stop thinking and start doing.

(sighs)

(upbeat music)

(stammering)

(sighs)

( påge grunting)

Fall out!

(grunting)

- She's got it!

- Good boy!

- She's down!

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Just give her my hand...

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

She's got a...

What's she does to me?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

[screaming]

[shouting]

[shouting]

[shouting]

[shouting]

Oh, she's got it all.

[shouting]

One.

[shouting]

[coughing]

It's good to have you back, James.

[crying]

And the Dean's bedroom?

Hmm.

That's a step up.

[crying]

Even for me.

Tyler!

Oh, it's like I can.

The period's voice in my hand.

[crying]

[crying]

Tyler!

[crying]

Hold!

[coughing]

Oh, I swear I'm gonna do it this time.

I swear I'm gonna do it.

All right.

You know, you got me.

Do whatever you want to do to me.

Academic expulsion, suspension.

What are you gonna do?

Make me take by senior year again?

No, I swear I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna graduate.

[coughing]

It's not.

How is that possible?

As it turns out, you saving the delinquent bar

your family owns in Florida.

Well, that counted as internship.

Which means you finally have enough credits to graduate.

[crying]

Really?

Well, no.

I've punched a few numbers.

Oh, wow.

You did that for me, do you know?

Oh, save it, asshole.

I did for me.

Thought of you on my campus for one more semester?

I was even too much for me to bear.

I'll get out of my life.

Get out of my bedroom.

Bye.

[music playing]

There, I want you.

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[coughing]

Oh, what? Are we there yet?

We got back a month ago, Zad.

Ah, cool. I'm getting sleep in.

Is that all you can think of, huh?

I can think about something else if you like.

Zad, we can't live in this camper forever and serious.

And I'm hard.

It's like, is there a senior year, okay?

It's time to focus on a major and prepare ourselves for the real world.

And what better way to prepare than living in a cute little place of our own?

This is an outhouse on wheels.

I can touch your father.

We've been through this. I can.

You won't give me any more money.

And you know what? I don't want it.

I want to prove to myself and to him, but I can make it on my own.

Wow, can without a credit card.

That sounds like a great reality series.

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

Oh my god.

I can't believe it.

James is graduating.

Welcome to the first day of the rest of your cinematic lives.

I'm expecting nothing short of him.

Can you hear him?

I'm yours.

I want to.

God, I want to.

I'm kidding. So hot.

Projects to me.

Speaking of your film projects, your films first.

I need to burn an app.

So what the hell are you waiting for?

Get over here, Larry.

From all the thousand miles away.

I know you all.

I'm turning again.

I put on a show for you.

I show me a little Larry.

Little Larry?

I mean, big Larry.

Giant Larry.

The rod he's there.

I can't.

I'm going to expect that not only.

Oh, Larry.

Little Find.

Okay.

To expect that in the real world as well.

A very important thing for you to note.

All right.

Now, let's go on.

What the hell?

This is a film class.

When you sell your Lord like the Lord intended.

I'll give you a show.

James Tyler.

You are a by far the worst student in the history of this college.

And if I never see you again my entire life, it'll be too soon.

Oh, come on.

Do you know you're going to miss me, baby?

Deep down in your fireplace.

Oh, come on.

You're Tyler.

You haven't till the end of the day to gather your belongings.

If I see you tomorrow on this campus, I will have you arrested.

Yeah, yeah.

Don't you worry about me being coward.

I'm ready for the big dad world.

Yay.

Yay.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Thank you.

James Tyler's finally leaving.

It's like we're losing our spiritual later.

Yeah.

The dolly lama of beggars.

Oh, I think that's a lot.

What's your deal?

Long distance relationships are painful.

Yeah.

So James, what are you going to do now?

I don't know.

I mean, I never thought about it.

I guess you know I'm an um.

I think I might.

I'm going to get a job.

I'm terribly sorry to interrupt you and my word.

And who might you be?

Miss Victoria Wainwright.

It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.

What brings you to my office?

Miss Victoria Wainwright.

Besides coaching horses.

Well, I have some concerns regarding the dormitory accommodations.

Of course you do.

Is it lack of Butler service or there's nowhere to store your tear?

Well, it's.

They're collet.

And what planet are you exactly from?

The Zurich Finishing School for Girls.

Right.

Next, what Patterson.

As in Howard Patterson, son?

Well, I don't like to trade off the old man's reputation.

Well, your father's one of our biggest contributors.

Then we'd be the first to welcome you.

Oh.

I appreciate that.

There's anything I can do for you.

Just let me know.

Well, there's one small problem.

It's in regards to the S.E.C.s recent probe into my father's business dealings.

Did you say probe?

It's all a big misunderstanding.

People are throwing around the word "panzi" is way more sophisticated.

He was wondering, is there any way maybe you could um.

Come here and help me.

This is office?

Say what now?

Orifice?

I need orifice.

I think she means the office.

Well, you're in the right place, but it's the wrong time.

My name is Olga Pavahenko.

The dome is no good.

I have problems to pay.

You're a foreign exchange student.

Well, Miss Olga, whatever your name is,

you can always apply for financial aid.

Well, man, it was nice.

How are you letting me to double that in three months?

Tax-free.

This is America.

We deal in dollars in cents.

Bottom line me.

How much money you got?

I'm $17.62.

Normally you would have a problem, which means I would have a problem.

But today out of all days there are no problems.

You see, I've just closed down the old friend house in my death

to Greek life.

Can't pay.

So maybe if you're lucky, you'll be able to stay there.

If you can live with the male species,

and if the landlord hasn't invested any money with your father,

and if he's dumb enough to accept use beckies.

I have $17.62.

Now, shoot, shoot, shoot.

Got a cigar smoke.

Says you're invented text messaging.

Oh, MG.

Hello, well.

And your most recent position was with special ops.

Yeah, but I kind of keep that hushed.

I don't like to talk about it.

Level 12.

Two player.

This resumes a joke.

I'm not going to sit here and try to tell you that I got Obama elected,

but you've got to admit, okay, his change we can't believe in slogan.

That is especially close to my vote with your crotch campaign.

Is there anything on here that's true?

Well, my name is James Tyler.

Although my middle name isn't Bond, he wishes it was.

The truth is, I'm not good at this whole getting a job thing.

All right, it took me seven years to graduate and get my diploma.

And that whole time, I never want to stop to think about what I would do when I got out.

And now here I am.

Nothing to offer.

Except a giant pair of balls.

Yeah, well they got me elected and Obama.

Have a nice day, Mr. Tyler.

Okay, okay, fine.

But how about we just say I'm hired?

Get out.

Fine.

No wonder nobody has any balls around this place.

Huh? This is ball envy.

What was that? No one believes you should just some character looking for a job.

Inventor of the Tyler maneuver, the only proven alternative to the Heimlich total bullshitter.

Oh, and look at this. Guess who is your reference is.

Dean Loweard.

Wait, isn't that...

I don't know what you don't want to look for anything else.

This place is fantastic.

I just want to live in a place without axles.

Is that too much to ask?

Mr. Good. Everything we need right here.

Take a wrap lighter.

We don't even smoke, and it doesn't work.

Air conditioner.

You call this an air conditioner, huh? Air conditioner?

A bad?

This is a radial match on the floor.

And me.

And what if it breaks down?

Everything's all in working order.

Stop.

Stop, Hageo.

Hageo's fan.

Stop.

Hageo's fan.

Hageo's fan.

(music)

Oh yeah, I would have to kiss you.

Oh yeah, I would have to kiss you.

Oh I would have to kiss you.

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Come again?

Oh yeah, there's three of them.

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Quick, like a paint, make a sub with this space.

Make a tidy profit.

It's the American dream.

Can't for sure it's not looking so bad now.

Is it?

I've lived in worse.

Do you remember the old and mega house?

It looked ten times better than this place.

And that was after they knocked it down.

(music)

Look, you guys, I know that this isn't exactly what we had in mind, but it's the only thing we can afford.

So I say, let's make the best of it.

How are we gonna do that?

We throw party.

A welcome party for new friends and a farewell party for an old one.

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Dude, we got the naked oil wrestling just for you.

I'm sorry, Zach.

Can't do it.

What?

This isn't the James we know.

I'm in line.

I don't even know me.

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Man, girl, you can drink like a fish.

You look like a horse.

(music)

Stalling in, for mating.

I'll drink to that.

Cheers.

(music)

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Looking for Mr. Wright?

No, I'm looking for a good excuse to stay in this hell hole.

It's not so bad.

If you're tetanus shots are up to date,

I'll go haul that so that you need.

No, I don't drink.

It's medicinal.

Believe me.

I've been using it for the past few hours.

It really does the pain.

Why? What happened to you?

You got my penis caught in the laptop.

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Take it easy, that strong medicine.

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How does it, strong?

Stronger the better.

(music)

I'm going to need another drink.

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I'll meet you when I do this myself.

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Mr. Wright.

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I'll smell the name of the best food to the game.

Next, my dress.

[un Ángel's voice]

that's how the name of this series is learnt.

It looks like a nobody's voice, but that's okay.

That's how they pronounce, without saying the most-

The two are just how they feel around.

That's all the name and that seems to-

I'm looking at your portfolio.

Hello?

Hello?

Yeah, that wasn't so difficult.

Less than just real baby.

I'm real?

I'm real, they call 'em, I'm real the old, really.

I'm done.

Nice one.

I'm finally real, not real to my job.

I'll be a rapist, push the side, I'll roll that.

You're a bitch, but I'm real to drive.

I'll be real, not real to my job.

I'm real, not real to my job.

[music playing]

And I'm getting tired.

I didn't wish you wouldn't wait.

I lost a beat.

I took down heart, except my cream.

My mind and the fuck.

I lost our global fear.

Flower on suit.

I kept it for steam.

I don't find it.

I don't find it.

I don't find it.

I can't stop, I don't want to lie.

Don't you want to lie.

The free to stop, I just lie.

The heart is done.

You're the one.

The heart is mine.

I'm so shy.

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I did I love you, waiting.

I lost in one.

Did I move too fast?

I think it's fast now.

I'll let you up yourself.

I feel better.

Is that how you're going to dance for me?

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Relax.

I am not here to ruin the festivities.

I'm going to join the celebration.

The end of an era.

May I never.

And I mean I'm not seeing you again.

Never say never.

Felicia.

I'm going to do something.

Nice to see you again Howard.

What now you're doing back here?

Well, I am here to show a little school spirit.

So when I saw that you were listed as a reference for this fine young man,

I did a little digging.

And it turns out that James here saved his family business back in Florida.

I didn't.

Very impressive.

So I knew he'd be so sad to see him go.

So I've decided to make a sizable donation.

To start a new business course here at my beloved Alma mater.

Nice.

On one condition that the class is taught by none other than James Tyler.

No.

What else I say?

I don't know what to say.

Yeah.

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[ Laughter ]

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So you sure about this?

I think you have a lot to offer these kids.

Wow.

I don't know how to thank you.

Believe me, the look on Howard's face.

That was thanks enough.

Hey, what's the deal with you, too?

Did you have another back in the day or something?

I can say that.

But, um, yeah, it's a long story.

Anyway, this is a big chance for you, James.

Yes.

Don't fuck it up.

I won't.

[ Laughter ]

Okay, that just happened.

[ Laughter ]

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[ Laughter ]

Well, it looks like I'm here to stay, guys.

Oh, right.

Here we go, guys.

Oh, yeah.

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