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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,377 - Little Fishy . 2 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:48,375 - Every relationship is a story. 3 00:01:49,844 --> 00:01:52,212 Hopefully it goes something like this. 4 00:01:54,048 --> 00:01:55,850 At the end, you're in Florida, 5 00:01:57,250 --> 00:02:00,955 in a sun-filled home with slanted ceilings decorated 6 00:02:00,989 --> 00:02:03,558 in pastels and plastic flowers. 7 00:02:04,726 --> 00:02:07,528 There's bland food, but it's plentiful, 8 00:02:10,098 --> 00:02:12,800 and there are pink flamingos, bingo nights, 9 00:02:12,834 --> 00:02:15,469 flu shots, and the occasional evening out, 10 00:02:16,938 --> 00:02:20,440 a candlelit dinner where you ask for the low-sodium option. 11 00:02:23,111 --> 00:02:25,780 At home, you talk about your children, 12 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,517 about how they're not all perfect, but you love them. 13 00:02:33,087 --> 00:02:36,456 You reminisce about many years of marriage. 14 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,492 You imagine yourselves young. 15 00:02:40,094 --> 00:02:42,462 But that's if you're lucky. 16 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,513 - I mean, we can see the flags go up. 17 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:01,616 I don't see why there has to be a bell, too. 18 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:07,320 Ugh, that guy asked for his avocado al dente. 19 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,189 - What can that mean? 20 00:03:09,991 --> 00:03:10,925 - Exactly. 21 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:15,596 - I got it. 22 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:28,408 - Where's the other one, the other, the other girl? 23 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:30,044 - We share sections here. 24 00:03:30,078 --> 00:03:31,979 Is there something I can help you with? 25 00:03:32,013 --> 00:03:33,715 - These eggs are stringy, and I don't mean to be picky, 26 00:03:33,748 --> 00:03:35,683 but are you trying to kill me? 27 00:03:35,717 --> 00:03:38,619 I mean, I did ask that other one for the avocado al dente, 28 00:03:38,653 --> 00:03:42,190 and this, look, this is practically brown. 29 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,991 It's inedible, look. 30 00:03:44,025 --> 00:03:45,660 - I'm sorry, I don't really know 31 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:48,462 what avocado al dente means. 32 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:54,602 Um, but if- if you could just give me a second, 33 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,537 I will figure it out. 34 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,307 Are you bored? 35 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:02,309 - No, not at all, sweetie. 36 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,114 How good is that, I mean, this is just- 37 00:04:06,147 --> 00:04:07,548 - Mom. You're gonna get me fired 38 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:11,384 - What? Oh, oh, oh, no, don't let me keep you 39 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,854 Came to say hi. - Hi. 40 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:14,722 - Hey, are you still doing my hair tonight? 41 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:16,356 - Yeah. 42 00:04:16,858 --> 00:04:18,659 - Okay, good, but not too dark, okay, 'cause you, 43 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:20,595 you know, your father likes me a little blonde and- 44 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:22,362 - Gross. -Listen, 45 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:25,933 that's not gross for him to be attracted to me. 46 00:04:25,967 --> 00:04:26,968 That's good, trust me. 47 00:04:27,001 --> 00:04:28,468 - You taking a spa day? 48 00:04:30,071 --> 00:04:32,006 - I'm taking my 15 minute mandatory by law break 49 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,142 with my mom. 50 00:04:34,175 --> 00:04:35,576 - Hmm. 51 00:04:35,777 --> 00:04:37,310 - Helen is covering my tables. 52 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:38,311 - You need to run that by me first. 53 00:04:38,980 --> 00:04:41,048 - Well, I couldn't find you. Helen said you were in the 54 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,517 bathroom for, like half an hour. 55 00:04:55,830 --> 00:04:59,200 - He tipped me 25 cents on a $40 check. 56 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:01,903 25 cents, he actually had to make the effort 57 00:05:01,936 --> 00:05:04,205 to take the quarter out of his greasy wallet 58 00:05:04,238 --> 00:05:05,706 and put it on the goddamn table. 59 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:08,009 - He's a regular, Helen, so what about the tip? 60 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:10,611 - You never have our backs, JonJon. 61 00:05:10,645 --> 00:05:12,814 - You both are phased. 62 00:05:12,847 --> 00:05:14,314 Get your tables closed out. 63 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:15,683 - Well, your drink flags are dumb, 64 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,718 and these uniforms are lame! 65 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,926 - "Your drink flags are dumb and these uniforms are 66 00:05:24,959 --> 00:05:27,595 lame." - Lame. 67 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:30,164 - That's priceless, who are you 68 00:05:30,198 --> 00:05:33,301 and what have you done with my roommate? 69 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,036 - That felt so good. 70 00:05:35,069 --> 00:05:38,506 It was like I could feel my heart racing as I was saying it. 71 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:42,677 - I think I got roofied. 72 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,212 - That's 'cause you never eat. 73 00:05:44,245 --> 00:05:46,446 - Hey, what you got there? 74 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:51,252 - Oh, this? 75 00:05:51,285 --> 00:05:53,588 Uh, are you guys hungry? 76 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:55,723 - You can't eat some random guy's takeout. 77 00:05:57,592 --> 00:05:58,793 - Oh my God . - Let me help you. 78 00:05:58,826 --> 00:05:59,961 - It's okay, I got, I got this. 79 00:05:59,994 --> 00:06:01,529 - No. 80 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:02,864 - I'm Adam. 81 00:06:02,897 --> 00:06:05,233 - Hi, I'm Trixie and this is Dottie, 82 00:06:05,266 --> 00:06:06,466 and I- I got it from here. 83 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,102 - My name is Helen. 84 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:09,402 - Hi, Helen. 85 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:11,038 - What? He's hot. 86 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,742 - Do you live around here, Adam? 87 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:18,246 - Yeah, I live on Fifth and Third. 88 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:21,649 - So why are you going the opposite direction, then? 89 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,050 - Must have got turned around. 90 00:06:23,084 --> 00:06:25,353 - You want to come eat at our place? 91 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,419 - That's okay. 92 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:28,055 - We live right here. - Helen. 93 00:06:29,323 --> 00:06:30,423 - Okay. 94 00:06:33,361 --> 00:06:35,796 Oh, I almost forgot. 95 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:37,565 - Oh, no, thank you. - Aw! 96 00:06:40,101 --> 00:06:41,168 - Bye, Adam. 97 00:06:41,202 --> 00:06:42,136 - Goodbye? 98 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:45,973 - Charlotte. 99 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:58,686 - Let me into my home, please. 100 00:07:00,388 --> 00:07:02,590 He could have impregnated you with that look. 101 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:03,991 You should have asked him out. 102 00:07:04,025 --> 00:07:05,526 I would have been all over that guy 103 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:07,194 if he looked at me that way. 104 00:07:07,228 --> 00:07:09,063 - I cannot believe that you're eating that. 105 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,430 - It's good. 106 00:07:11,966 --> 00:07:12,833 Hi, hey. 107 00:07:14,302 --> 00:07:15,303 - What? 108 00:07:15,336 --> 00:07:16,469 - There he is. 109 00:07:18,406 --> 00:07:20,174 What is he doing? 110 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:24,679 - He looks lost. 111 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:25,913 - Should we help him? 112 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,650 Go down and talk to him. 113 00:07:30,785 --> 00:07:32,485 - This is too weird. 114 00:07:39,794 --> 00:07:40,895 Are you okay? 115 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:47,635 - Yeah, yeah, I just forgot my phone. 116 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:49,870 - Oh. 117 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:54,842 Here. 118 00:07:57,345 --> 00:07:58,478 - Okay. 119 00:07:59,380 --> 00:08:01,315 Left. 120 00:08:01,349 --> 00:08:03,684 Mr. Margarita Town. 121 00:08:04,452 --> 00:08:06,587 Yes. 122 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,522 - You live near Mr. Margarita Town? 123 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,793 - Wanna go get a drink? 124 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:15,796 - I work there. 125 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:18,632 I think. 126 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,901 - Ooh, no, the drink flags are dumb. 127 00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:22,470 I know a better place. 128 00:08:23,471 --> 00:08:24,805 - Right now? 129 00:08:24,839 --> 00:08:27,008 - No, next November. 130 00:08:28,309 --> 00:08:29,610 Yes, right now. 131 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,045 - Go with him! 132 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:33,881 Live a little. 133 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:35,216 - Life's short. 134 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:39,820 - Text me every five minutes, and you will be in public, 135 00:08:40,054 --> 00:08:43,257 so don't get any ideas, takeout food guy. 136 00:08:50,331 --> 00:08:51,932 Have fun! 137 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:08,215 - So you created an app and then you quit? 138 00:09:08,249 --> 00:09:10,751 How do you afford your fancy takeout? 139 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:15,156 - I'm taking a break from work. 140 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:18,993 - You don't seem like a tech guy. 141 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,594 - What, like douche-y? 142 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:22,531 - I mean, you, you're out roaming the streets 143 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,165 in the middle of the night, 144 00:09:24,198 --> 00:09:27,001 offering your takeout food to strangers. 145 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:30,871 - I guess you could say I was an entrepreneur, 146 00:09:30,905 --> 00:09:34,108 which still sounds douche-y, so. 147 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,276 - Mm-hmm. 148 00:09:37,812 --> 00:09:40,181 - Do you have a nickname, Charlotte? 149 00:09:40,214 --> 00:09:42,783 My dad calls me Paper Doll. 150 00:09:43,818 --> 00:09:45,152 - What does that mean? 151 00:09:46,087 --> 00:09:48,055 - It means that he thinks that I'm fickle. 152 00:09:48,322 --> 00:09:50,758 Like, I'll float away in a gust of wind. 153 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,927 My dad says I have no follow through. 154 00:09:56,531 --> 00:09:57,631 - Boyfriend? 155 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,935 - No, you? 156 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,470 - I- I'm straight. 157 00:10:09,143 --> 00:10:11,112 You're very beautiful, Charlotte. 158 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,586 And you're gonna chew your mouth off. 159 00:10:21,489 --> 00:10:22,656 - I do that a lot. 160 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,459 - It's cute. 161 00:10:25,493 --> 00:10:26,894 - It's kind of gross. 162 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,268 - You want to come over? 163 00:10:36,605 --> 00:10:38,005 - What, to your house? 164 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:42,076 - Yeah, like, have a sleepover. 165 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:44,645 - Honestly, that kind of freaks me out. 166 00:10:46,447 --> 00:10:49,150 - Okay, we'll just have our drinks then. 167 00:10:50,885 --> 00:10:54,589 So, to answer your question from earlier, 168 00:10:54,623 --> 00:10:57,791 if I'm roaming the streets carrying fancy takeout 169 00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:01,962 and holding your hand, I win. 170 00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:04,698 And there's nothing more entrepreneurial than winning. 171 00:11:08,570 --> 00:11:10,104 - You're lucky you're so cute. 172 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:11,640 - You think I'm cute? 173 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,074 - Yeah, I do. 174 00:11:19,614 --> 00:11:22,216 - Do you want to help me paint something? 175 00:11:23,217 --> 00:11:24,285 - What? 176 00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:25,953 - But we have to be quick. 177 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,158 It's over here. 178 00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:34,161 - Holy shit. 179 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,736 - What am I supposed to do? 180 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,238 - Don't breathe. 181 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,441 - I'm kidding, don't think so hard. 182 00:12:10,331 --> 00:12:12,766 - Yeah, okay, thanks. 183 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,226 - Let's take it over there. 184 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,038 - All right, that's good. 185 00:12:51,272 --> 00:12:52,439 - Okay. 186 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,650 - All clear. 187 00:13:37,585 --> 00:13:40,087 - Do you bring all your girlfriends here? 188 00:13:41,455 --> 00:13:42,356 - No. 189 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,360 And I don't think I'd be a very good boyfriend. 190 00:13:49,463 --> 00:13:50,364 All right. 191 00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:53,867 Turn around, no peeking. 192 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,234 - This all will make sense someday. 193 00:14:32,106 --> 00:14:34,174 - I just got really sad. 194 00:14:35,577 --> 00:14:36,477 - What, why? 195 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:40,914 - Thinking this night will eventually have to end. 196 00:14:49,524 --> 00:14:50,424 - Well. 197 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:58,399 Why don't we make it last as long as we can? 198 00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:05,939 - Do you want to come back to my place and have a sleepover? 199 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,809 - You asked me that already. 200 00:15:07,842 --> 00:15:09,443 - What was your answer again? 201 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,046 - Yes. 202 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:18,118 Absolutely, without a doubt. 203 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,021 Yes. 204 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,541 - What did you mean when you said, 205 00:15:39,574 --> 00:15:41,576 "This will all make sense someday"? 206 00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:47,147 - There you are. 207 00:15:47,181 --> 00:15:48,616 - Oh, shit. 208 00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:50,150 - You left the front door unlocked again. 209 00:15:50,184 --> 00:15:51,653 I think your bike's gone. 210 00:15:51,686 --> 00:15:53,420 - Oops. 211 00:15:53,454 --> 00:15:55,389 - I wrote you a little reminder. 212 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,929 - I know it's late, sorry, thanks, Stacy. 213 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,434 - So. 214 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:47,040 What's the plan? 215 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:51,245 - We're just hanging out, getting to know each other. 216 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,380 What else would you be doing right now? 217 00:16:54,649 --> 00:16:56,450 - Uh, sleeping. 218 00:16:57,819 --> 00:16:59,554 - I'll sleep when I'm dead. 219 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,692 - Aren't you gonna pay these? 220 00:17:04,726 --> 00:17:06,360 - I only have so many shits to give, 221 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,963 and parking tickets is not one of them. 222 00:17:09,797 --> 00:17:12,299 Are you hungry? I'm starving, 223 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:15,235 plus we've got to finish this. 224 00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:17,371 It's the best Chinese food ever. 225 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:23,377 Oh, shit, I gave your friend the dumplings, oh, well. 226 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,013 - You never answered my question. 227 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,317 Do you have a girlfriend? 228 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,955 - No, that's my friends. 229 00:17:33,988 --> 00:17:36,256 I'm working on portraits, too. 230 00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:40,762 Does that bother you? 231 00:17:40,795 --> 00:17:42,195 If you don't want to be here, I understand. 232 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,666 I can walk you home. 233 00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:47,134 - I'll stay for a little while. 234 00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:49,771 - Okay. 235 00:17:50,705 --> 00:17:51,606 Let's eat. 236 00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,749 - You shouldn't stand near the microwave. 237 00:18:01,783 --> 00:18:03,283 It'll cook your brains. 238 00:18:03,317 --> 00:18:04,819 - You don't actually believe that, do you? 239 00:18:04,852 --> 00:18:06,320 - Yeah, I do. 240 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:07,722 - Wait, music. 241 00:18:55,737 --> 00:18:57,005 - Very nice. 242 00:19:04,679 --> 00:19:09,249 - This feels very familiar, 243 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,886 for two people who don't know each other. 244 00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:15,188 - It's been years, hasn't it? 245 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:20,128 I told you I'd make a terrible boyfriend. 246 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,664 I'm obviously forgetful. 247 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:29,137 - Five, it's been five years. 248 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,104 - Mm. 249 00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,172 I like that. 250 00:19:34,142 --> 00:19:37,545 Tell me about us, how did we meet? 251 00:19:39,781 --> 00:19:42,382 - I can't believe you don't remember. 252 00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:43,483 - I do, I just, 253 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,922 I want to hear you tell it again. 254 00:19:54,595 --> 00:19:57,297 - We met at a museum. 255 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,567 - Right, what were you wearing again? 256 00:20:02,637 --> 00:20:07,307 - I was wearing a red dress. 257 00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:11,679 My hair was up, Audrey Hepburn style. 258 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,383 - That's right. 259 00:20:18,786 --> 00:20:21,321 - You were staring at that painting for a long time. 260 00:20:23,558 --> 00:20:25,760 I wanted to kiss the back of your neck. 261 00:20:26,661 --> 00:20:27,929 - You didn't, though. 262 00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:32,934 You just 263 00:20:32,967 --> 00:20:36,704 said something absentminded, like, 264 00:20:36,738 --> 00:20:40,074 "It's not as starry as the other one." 265 00:20:42,543 --> 00:20:44,812 - Sounds like something I would say. 266 00:20:47,215 --> 00:20:48,516 - I agreed with you. 267 00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:52,220 Then you asked me on a date. 268 00:20:53,888 --> 00:20:56,023 I politely declined. 269 00:20:56,057 --> 00:20:57,457 - Oh, of course you did. 270 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:03,330 - But then you followed me around the whole museum all day, 271 00:21:04,165 --> 00:21:05,967 making stupid jokes. 272 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:11,639 And we played I Spy in the romanticism section. 273 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:19,247 We laughed so hard, we almost got kicked out. 274 00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,285 Then you asked me out again, 275 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,824 and I said yes. 276 00:22:32,753 --> 00:22:33,821 - We should get some sleep. 277 00:22:34,822 --> 00:22:36,657 I'll make us breakfast in the morning. 278 00:22:37,725 --> 00:22:40,595 - It is morning. 279 00:22:43,564 --> 00:22:45,600 - Have I asked you to marry me yet? 280 00:22:48,936 --> 00:22:49,837 - Every day. 281 00:22:52,073 --> 00:22:52,974 - Well? 282 00:22:56,177 --> 00:22:58,880 - I always say, "Not yet." 283 00:22:59,981 --> 00:23:00,882 - Why? 284 00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:08,856 - Because I never want you to stop asking. 285 00:24:28,502 --> 00:24:30,171 - Church, please. 286 00:24:30,204 --> 00:24:31,939 Tell Helen to come up with something better than that. 287 00:24:31,973 --> 00:24:34,775 - I went to get Chinese food, yes, for breakfast. 288 00:24:35,609 --> 00:24:37,011 Did you need anything? 289 00:24:37,044 --> 00:24:39,747 - Oh, nice manners. 290 00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:41,882 I just called to say hi, am I allowed? 291 00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:46,287 - Of course, I'm fine, Mom, really. 292 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,589 - Are you still coming to dinner tonight? 293 00:24:48,622 --> 00:24:50,458 You forgot about my hair. 294 00:24:51,993 --> 00:24:52,793 - Um. 295 00:24:55,396 --> 00:24:56,564 - Do I hear a man's voice? 296 00:24:57,064 --> 00:25:00,468 - No, uh, yeah, I'll come to dinner, what time? 297 00:25:00,735 --> 00:25:02,236 - Around six. 298 00:25:02,269 --> 00:25:03,504 - That works. 299 00:25:04,572 --> 00:25:07,541 I gotta- I gotta go, I love you. 300 00:25:18,219 --> 00:25:19,120 Hey. 301 00:25:20,654 --> 00:25:21,789 Are you okay? 302 00:25:24,425 --> 00:25:29,263 - Yeah, yeah, just too much alcohol last night, 303 00:25:30,531 --> 00:25:32,733 not enough sleep. 304 00:25:32,767 --> 00:25:35,002 - Well, we didn't drink that much. 305 00:25:39,006 --> 00:25:41,142 - You're not really my girlfriend. 306 00:25:42,511 --> 00:25:43,644 You know that, right? 307 00:25:52,286 --> 00:25:55,990 - Trust me, I wasn't confused about last night. 308 00:26:01,829 --> 00:26:04,799 Oh, what is happening right now? 309 00:26:17,878 --> 00:26:20,081 - Tell me something. 310 00:26:20,114 --> 00:26:21,015 - What? 311 00:26:22,283 --> 00:26:23,552 - Why did you lie? 312 00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:27,288 - What do you mean? 313 00:26:27,321 --> 00:26:31,125 - That story of us being together. 314 00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:33,562 - Because. 315 00:26:35,196 --> 00:26:36,565 You lied, too. 316 00:26:38,899 --> 00:26:40,334 Because you wanted me to. 317 00:27:13,167 --> 00:27:15,035 - I think you should just go over there and be like, 318 00:27:15,069 --> 00:27:17,304 "I'm a grownup and I know what a one night stand is," 319 00:27:17,338 --> 00:27:19,874 and tell him that he doesn't have to be a dick. 320 00:27:21,275 --> 00:27:25,079 Charlie, you're letting all the cold air out. 321 00:27:25,112 --> 00:27:27,982 - Will you come to dinner at my parents' tonight? 322 00:27:28,015 --> 00:27:30,184 - Chuck E. Cheez-It's gonna be there? 323 00:27:30,217 --> 00:27:33,588 - Please, I can't do this was by myself. 324 00:27:33,622 --> 00:27:35,022 - I just hate how Mom dotes on him 325 00:27:35,055 --> 00:27:37,091 and how he treats Pops like shit. 326 00:27:40,227 --> 00:27:42,263 - You're not my actual sister. 327 00:27:43,898 --> 00:27:48,369 You know that, right? 328 00:27:56,810 --> 00:27:58,212 - He is a good cook. 329 00:27:58,245 --> 00:28:00,515 - You want to know what the secret is? 330 00:28:00,549 --> 00:28:03,450 You make a couple of pieces of burnt toast, 331 00:28:03,484 --> 00:28:08,222 some runny eggs, and you never have to do it again. 332 00:28:08,255 --> 00:28:09,524 - Do what? 333 00:28:16,030 --> 00:28:18,966 - Same goes for laundry, just one pair 334 00:28:18,999 --> 00:28:22,537 of tighty whiteys turned pink, and that's it. 335 00:28:35,550 --> 00:28:37,985 - I hope you girls aren't eating the food at that place, 336 00:28:38,018 --> 00:28:39,588 if you can even call it that. 337 00:28:39,621 --> 00:28:41,088 - Honey. 338 00:28:41,121 --> 00:28:43,190 - I'm serious, if you're gonna be a waitress 339 00:28:43,224 --> 00:28:44,925 your whole life, the least you can do is get a job 340 00:28:44,959 --> 00:28:46,894 at a real restaurant so I can eat there. 341 00:28:46,927 --> 00:28:50,965 - I like the Caesar and the flags. 342 00:28:50,998 --> 00:28:53,100 - I'm just saying, you're gonna have 343 00:28:53,133 --> 00:28:55,903 to figure this thing out pretty soon, kiddo, 344 00:28:55,936 --> 00:28:58,305 'cause your college fund is almost gone, 345 00:28:58,339 --> 00:29:01,075 and I can't keep bailing you out. 346 00:29:01,108 --> 00:29:02,810 - I have a career path, Dad. 347 00:29:02,843 --> 00:29:04,745 - You do? - You do? 348 00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:08,482 - I know you don't want to talk about it anymore, 349 00:29:08,516 --> 00:29:12,786 but I signed you up for that computer dating thingy, and- 350 00:29:12,820 --> 00:29:16,490 - Bumble, Raya, Grindr, Swiper? 351 00:29:16,524 --> 00:29:17,424 - That one. 352 00:29:17,458 --> 00:29:18,292 - Oh my God. 353 00:29:19,694 --> 00:29:21,161 - Helen, get out of there. 354 00:29:21,195 --> 00:29:23,698 Oh, no, I need to see it. 355 00:29:23,732 --> 00:29:25,432 - This is the best day of my life. 356 00:29:25,466 --> 00:29:27,935 Your mommy made you a Swiper profile. 357 00:29:27,968 --> 00:29:30,104 - Actually, your brother made it for you . 358 00:29:30,137 --> 00:29:33,642 - Mom, you used my prom photo. 359 00:29:33,675 --> 00:29:34,775 Wait, what is wrong with him? 360 00:29:34,808 --> 00:29:36,711 I still had braces. 361 00:29:36,745 --> 00:29:38,145 - I understand, sweetie. 362 00:29:38,178 --> 00:29:40,247 It's not the photo I would have picked. 363 00:29:40,281 --> 00:29:43,150 - Well, I blame you and his extended breastfeeding. 364 00:29:43,183 --> 00:29:44,519 - "Hi, my name is Charlotte. 365 00:29:44,552 --> 00:29:46,153 My breasts are small, my butt is big, 366 00:29:46,186 --> 00:29:48,255 and I have a moderately hairy upper lip"- 367 00:29:48,289 --> 00:29:49,591 - Stop it. 368 00:29:49,624 --> 00:29:51,292 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 369 00:29:51,325 --> 00:29:52,826 Okay, okay, what do you think the password is? 370 00:29:53,794 --> 00:29:54,928 - Fat butt. 371 00:29:55,630 --> 00:29:56,598 - Wow, really? 372 00:29:56,631 --> 00:29:59,166 - Capital F, capital B. 373 00:29:59,199 --> 00:30:00,602 - Okay, it's loading. 374 00:30:02,303 --> 00:30:04,138 - When in doubt, blame the mother. 375 00:30:04,171 --> 00:30:06,140 - Girls, want to come back, please? 376 00:30:06,173 --> 00:30:07,241 We're not finished eating. 377 00:30:07,274 --> 00:30:08,543 - Okay, that worked, wow. 378 00:30:08,576 --> 00:30:09,943 Uh, okay, you go sit down 379 00:30:09,977 --> 00:30:12,946 and I'll fix your profile, fat butt. 380 00:30:19,621 --> 00:30:22,956 You already have messages from men that want to date you. 381 00:30:26,628 --> 00:30:28,929 - Read them to me. 382 00:30:28,962 --> 00:30:31,065 - "This is Ben, I've got a sick loft in Hell's Kitchen. 383 00:30:31,098 --> 00:30:32,066 Hit me up, yo." 384 00:30:32,099 --> 00:30:33,768 - Next. - Next. 385 00:30:33,802 --> 00:30:36,103 - Okay. 386 00:30:36,136 --> 00:30:37,772 "This is Charles, some fools call me Chucky." 387 00:30:37,806 --> 00:30:39,574 Ugh, it's from your brother. 388 00:30:39,607 --> 00:30:41,710 It says, "Hey, fat butt, guess who figured out the password? 389 00:30:41,743 --> 00:30:44,378 Please don't trick any poor saps into dating you 390 00:30:44,411 --> 00:30:46,280 by lying about your disgusting habits 391 00:30:46,313 --> 00:30:50,250 and your sick-ass halitosis, love Chucky." 392 00:30:50,284 --> 00:30:52,186 Okay, I have this photo of you from my phone. 393 00:30:52,219 --> 00:30:54,589 You look vulnerable and your body looks hot. 394 00:30:54,622 --> 00:30:55,523 - Excuse me. 395 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,427 - Perfect. 396 00:31:00,461 --> 00:31:02,764 - How's this, "Charlotte, 29, mildly allergic to bees, 397 00:31:02,797 --> 00:31:05,567 but I do love being outside, going to the beach, 398 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,836 live music, and American football." 399 00:31:07,868 --> 00:31:09,069 - What? -Guys love girls who 400 00:31:09,269 --> 00:31:11,639 are willing to watch sports with them. 401 00:31:12,339 --> 00:31:14,108 "I love life and adventure, 402 00:31:14,141 --> 00:31:16,845 especially when I have someone to share it with." 403 00:31:16,877 --> 00:31:19,046 - That's you, that's beautiful. 404 00:31:20,582 --> 00:31:23,917 Fine, okay. 405 00:31:23,951 --> 00:31:26,855 You know I'm probably gonna delete it tomorrow anyway. 406 00:31:26,887 --> 00:31:28,489 I love you all and I appreciate it, 407 00:31:28,523 --> 00:31:30,023 and now that we've had a good laugh, 408 00:31:30,057 --> 00:31:31,559 can we please just stop? 409 00:31:32,926 --> 00:31:35,797 I am taking a break from dating 410 00:31:35,830 --> 00:31:38,399 for, I don't know, six months. 411 00:31:38,432 --> 00:31:40,367 I'm sorry, but finding some dude 412 00:31:40,401 --> 00:31:44,972 on a dating app isn't gonna give me direction in my life. 413 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,843 Honey? 414 00:31:49,209 --> 00:31:50,678 - I found the best shampoo 415 00:31:50,712 --> 00:31:53,247 to get that bacon grease smell out of my hair. 416 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:58,720 It's like $20, though, so I can't really justify it. 417 00:31:58,753 --> 00:32:03,123 Maybe I'll just quit, then my hair won't smell like bacon. 418 00:32:06,994 --> 00:32:08,095 Charlotte? 419 00:32:10,063 --> 00:32:11,432 - He added to it. 420 00:32:11,465 --> 00:32:13,100 - What? 421 00:32:19,473 --> 00:32:21,643 - He probably added to it with some other idiot. 422 00:32:21,676 --> 00:32:23,912 - What are you talking about, this? 423 00:32:25,914 --> 00:32:29,383 Oh, God, are you still thinking about that artist dude? 424 00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:34,288 - It's me, I'm the paper doll. 425 00:32:34,321 --> 00:32:36,123 I told him Dad calls me Paper Doll, 426 00:32:36,156 --> 00:32:38,726 and he said that he didn't think that I was, 427 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,528 what was the word that he used? 428 00:32:40,562 --> 00:32:44,064 It doesn't matter, he said he didn't think that I was that. 429 00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:47,569 - Let's go home. 430 00:32:47,602 --> 00:32:49,069 - This doesn't make any sense, like, 431 00:32:49,102 --> 00:32:50,538 is he trying to send me a message, 432 00:32:50,572 --> 00:32:54,274 or is he rubbing the whole night in my face? 433 00:32:54,308 --> 00:32:56,578 - It may have nothing to do with you, sweetie. 434 00:32:56,611 --> 00:32:59,346 - Helen, of all the images he could have picked. 435 00:32:59,379 --> 00:33:01,583 It was part of our conversation. 436 00:33:01,616 --> 00:33:03,952 I think he's trying to reach out to me. 437 00:33:03,984 --> 00:33:06,086 - Charlie, he knows where you live. 438 00:33:06,119 --> 00:33:08,121 If he wanted to find you, he. 439 00:33:12,159 --> 00:33:13,661 I'm sorry, baby. 440 00:33:16,798 --> 00:33:17,699 Oh. 441 00:33:18,733 --> 00:33:20,635 You want to get high? 442 00:33:20,668 --> 00:33:23,136 Yeah, no, bad idea, we have to do brunch tomorrow, 443 00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:26,273 and you know how JonJon gets. 444 00:33:26,306 --> 00:33:28,475 - I only have so many shits to give, 445 00:33:28,510 --> 00:33:32,379 and JonJon is not one of them. 446 00:33:32,412 --> 00:33:34,682 - You want to know the best way to get over someone? 447 00:33:34,716 --> 00:33:36,283 Get under someone. 448 00:33:37,619 --> 00:33:38,953 I know you're gonna hate me for this, 449 00:33:38,987 --> 00:33:40,922 but it's for your own good. 450 00:33:40,955 --> 00:33:42,322 I went through your profile 451 00:33:42,356 --> 00:33:43,658 and I scrolled through the messages. 452 00:33:44,559 --> 00:33:46,159 - You went through my phone? 453 00:33:46,193 --> 00:33:47,896 - Think of me as, like, a filter. 454 00:33:47,929 --> 00:33:50,832 You know, I'm doing the dirty work so you don't have to. 455 00:33:51,064 --> 00:33:52,299 Babe, there's this one guy, Seth, 456 00:33:52,332 --> 00:33:53,333 who seems really nice- - Ugh. 457 00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:54,802 - And he's really hot, 458 00:33:54,836 --> 00:33:56,169 and I'm just gonna read you his message. 459 00:33:56,203 --> 00:33:57,705 You don't even have to speak. 460 00:33:57,739 --> 00:33:59,273 Just give me a thumb's up or a thumb's down. 461 00:34:00,775 --> 00:34:02,744 "Charlotte, my name is Seth Taylor 462 00:34:02,777 --> 00:34:04,879 and I also have annoying family members 463 00:34:04,913 --> 00:34:06,648 who think they're hilarious. 464 00:34:06,681 --> 00:34:09,349 I caught on pretty quick to your original profile details. 465 00:34:09,383 --> 00:34:10,785 I'm not great at emailing or texting, 466 00:34:10,818 --> 00:34:13,387 so if you want to talk, here's my number." 467 00:34:14,354 --> 00:34:16,356 Babe, he's clever. 468 00:34:16,390 --> 00:34:18,091 You know, you really should change your passcode. 469 00:34:18,125 --> 00:34:20,494 One, two, three, four, five, six is, like, very hackable. 470 00:34:20,528 --> 00:34:22,229 Hello? 471 00:34:22,262 --> 00:34:23,765 - Hi, Seth. 472 00:34:23,965 --> 00:34:26,634 This is Charlotte, the girl you matched with on Swiper. 473 00:34:26,668 --> 00:34:27,401 - No! 474 00:34:27,434 --> 00:34:28,903 - Hi. 475 00:34:28,937 --> 00:34:30,672 - You cannot hang up now, that is too cruel, talk. 476 00:34:31,839 --> 00:34:34,042 - I'm Seth, well, you know that. 477 00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:35,175 You called me . 478 00:34:36,978 --> 00:34:38,178 - Hi, Seth. 479 00:34:38,913 --> 00:34:40,180 - Talk. 480 00:34:40,213 --> 00:34:43,183 - Is now a good time for talking? 481 00:34:43,216 --> 00:34:44,619 - Yeah. 482 00:34:44,652 --> 00:34:45,954 - This isn't a booty call, by the way, 483 00:34:45,987 --> 00:34:47,220 so don't get the wrong idea. 484 00:34:47,254 --> 00:34:49,691 - I would never . 485 00:34:49,724 --> 00:34:51,626 - Um, I don't even know what he looks like. 486 00:34:51,659 --> 00:34:55,863 You know, I just realized that I never looked 487 00:34:55,897 --> 00:34:58,365 at your profile, I just saw your message. 488 00:34:59,601 --> 00:35:01,869 - I'll read it to you if you want. 489 00:35:01,903 --> 00:35:03,805 - Okay, this is so absurd. 490 00:35:03,838 --> 00:35:05,974 - I'm Seth Taylor, you already know that. 491 00:35:06,007 --> 00:35:08,009 I'm better looking than most people . 492 00:35:08,042 --> 00:35:10,845 I enjoy hunting large endangered animals 493 00:35:10,878 --> 00:35:15,115 and finding ways to get out of paying my taxes . 494 00:35:18,218 --> 00:35:21,522 This is awkward, are you doing anything tomorrow ? 495 00:35:23,457 --> 00:35:26,493 - Um, uh, what did you have in mind? 496 00:35:26,527 --> 00:35:27,895 - Well, you said you liked football. 497 00:35:28,195 --> 00:35:30,130 Want to come to a practice tomorrow ? 498 00:35:30,163 --> 00:35:31,566 I'm actually in training. 499 00:35:31,599 --> 00:35:32,767 - Uh- 500 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,301 - Unless you just said that 501 00:35:34,736 --> 00:35:36,269 because you think that's what guys want to hear . 502 00:35:36,470 --> 00:35:37,872 - Sure, it sounds great. 503 00:35:38,271 --> 00:35:39,507 - Yes! 504 00:35:40,108 --> 00:35:44,411 - Uh, I look forward to meeting you in person . 505 00:35:44,444 --> 00:35:46,114 - Likewise . 506 00:35:46,146 --> 00:35:47,481 - Okay, bye. 507 00:35:48,916 --> 00:35:50,685 You're coming with me. 508 00:35:50,718 --> 00:35:51,986 - Yeah, no shit. 509 00:36:18,713 --> 00:36:20,380 - This is weird. 510 00:36:20,414 --> 00:36:21,749 Isn't this supposed to be, 511 00:36:21,783 --> 00:36:23,718 like, a Big 10 school or something? 512 00:36:24,852 --> 00:36:26,286 I googled it. 513 00:36:26,319 --> 00:36:29,524 - Don't panic, we can go. 514 00:36:29,557 --> 00:36:30,892 - I'll give him 15 minutes. 515 00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:37,031 Or we can stay for a little while and enjoy the show. 516 00:36:37,065 --> 00:36:38,132 - You mean the game? 517 00:36:38,166 --> 00:36:39,266 - Yeah, the game. 518 00:37:18,973 --> 00:37:20,340 - What? - What? 519 00:37:22,476 --> 00:37:24,244 - Did you wave, stupid? 520 00:37:27,582 --> 00:37:29,684 - Uh, hi. 521 00:37:31,418 --> 00:37:32,920 - You made it. 522 00:37:35,823 --> 00:37:37,558 Yeah, I- I know what you're thinking. 523 00:37:37,592 --> 00:37:39,127 I- I can explain. 524 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,563 - Hey, man, you were killing me out there. 525 00:37:42,597 --> 00:37:44,098 That's too funny, dude. 526 00:37:44,132 --> 00:37:45,700 - What's up? 527 00:37:45,733 --> 00:37:49,369 Hey, don't forget to stretch, it's cold out here. 528 00:37:50,838 --> 00:37:51,839 - See you in 10? 529 00:37:51,873 --> 00:37:53,406 - You know it. 530 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,475 - What's in 10, where? 531 00:38:01,716 --> 00:38:04,719 - Oh, that looks good on you. 532 00:38:04,752 --> 00:38:05,653 - Yeah? 533 00:38:05,686 --> 00:38:07,688 - Yeah. 534 00:38:07,722 --> 00:38:09,657 - You should come by the restaurant sometime. 535 00:38:09,690 --> 00:38:12,627 I can make you some avocado al dente. 536 00:38:14,228 --> 00:38:18,866 - That's exactly how I like my avocados. 537 00:38:19,332 --> 00:38:22,804 - And yes, I am a grown man 538 00:38:24,238 --> 00:38:26,174 in a costume. 539 00:38:27,708 --> 00:38:30,678 But before you judge, you should know 540 00:38:30,711 --> 00:38:33,981 that I do take this very seriously, okay? 541 00:38:34,015 --> 00:38:41,222 Now, before you say mascot, we call it crowd enhancement, 542 00:38:41,255 --> 00:38:43,658 and it requires just as much athletic ability, 543 00:38:43,691 --> 00:38:46,961 if not more, than, 544 00:38:48,696 --> 00:38:53,134 let me rephrase that, it, it- 545 00:38:53,500 --> 00:39:00,241 It requires just as much, um, dedication to the sport as, 546 00:39:00,274 --> 00:39:04,545 well, how much do you care about football, 547 00:39:04,579 --> 00:39:06,747 on a scale of one to 10? 548 00:39:06,781 --> 00:39:07,548 - Zero. 549 00:39:07,582 --> 00:39:10,318 - I knew it, I knew it. 550 00:39:11,652 --> 00:39:13,888 Thank you for finally being honest with me. 551 00:39:15,523 --> 00:39:18,192 - Let me ask you a question. 552 00:39:18,226 --> 00:39:22,697 If you knew that my profile was fake, 553 00:39:22,730 --> 00:39:25,365 or whatever, it was made by my idiot brother, 554 00:39:27,235 --> 00:39:29,003 why did you swipe right on me? 555 00:39:29,036 --> 00:39:33,741 - 'Cause you're pretty, but I'm not allowed to say that. 556 00:39:33,774 --> 00:39:38,145 Then I thought, I'd like to get to know her. 557 00:39:38,179 --> 00:39:41,249 Maybe she'll surprise me, or maybe you won't. 558 00:39:42,683 --> 00:39:44,986 But won't know unless we try, right? 559 00:39:48,055 --> 00:39:49,056 - I could race you. 560 00:39:51,158 --> 00:39:56,063 You said that mascot-ing requires 561 00:39:56,097 --> 00:39:59,700 as much if not more athletic ability, 562 00:39:59,734 --> 00:40:01,869 so let's see about it. 563 00:40:01,903 --> 00:40:04,404 - Okay, on deck, circle and back. 564 00:40:04,437 --> 00:40:05,472 - What? 565 00:40:05,506 --> 00:40:07,141 - Ready, set. 566 00:40:07,174 --> 00:40:09,343 - Hey, what, hey! 567 00:40:21,622 --> 00:40:24,625 - Hey, hey! 568 00:40:24,659 --> 00:40:28,863 - I hate ladder drills, it's not fair. 569 00:40:30,665 --> 00:40:32,533 - Sorry. 570 00:40:54,055 --> 00:40:57,158 - It's true, you don't have to go. 571 00:40:59,193 --> 00:41:00,094 - Aw, man. 572 00:41:03,764 --> 00:41:05,399 - Your routine was pretty sick. 573 00:41:05,433 --> 00:41:06,567 - Call me . 574 00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:14,542 - Call me . 575 00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:28,155 - You look pretty. 576 00:41:30,624 --> 00:41:31,892 Aren't you cold? 577 00:41:33,461 --> 00:41:34,562 - Hmm. 578 00:41:36,897 --> 00:41:40,701 - Oh, um, what the hell? 579 00:41:40,735 --> 00:41:41,702 - Morning. 580 00:41:41,736 --> 00:41:42,970 - Morning, when did? 581 00:41:45,106 --> 00:41:47,975 - Hi. - I'm so confused . 582 00:41:48,009 --> 00:41:49,710 - Well, we were on the phone late last night, 583 00:41:49,744 --> 00:41:52,780 and I was like, "What the heck, come over." 584 00:41:53,814 --> 00:41:55,316 - Do you live near here? 585 00:41:55,349 --> 00:41:57,918 - About an hour away, depending on traffic. 586 00:41:57,952 --> 00:42:00,554 - You drove an hour in the middle of the night? 587 00:42:00,588 --> 00:42:03,224 - It's totally worth it. 588 00:42:05,126 --> 00:42:09,497 - I don't understand anything anymore. 589 00:42:09,530 --> 00:42:13,034 - He asked me to move in with him. 590 00:42:13,067 --> 00:42:16,070 - What kind of guy asks a girl to move in after 24 hours? 591 00:42:16,103 --> 00:42:18,305 - I said yes. - Are you out of your mind? 592 00:42:18,339 --> 00:42:19,440 You just met him! 593 00:42:19,473 --> 00:42:21,108 - I know, but I really like him, 594 00:42:21,142 --> 00:42:22,910 and why not just, like, go for it? 595 00:42:22,943 --> 00:42:26,147 And if it doesn't work out, then I'll move again. 596 00:42:27,148 --> 00:42:29,316 - You don't even like sports. 597 00:42:37,625 --> 00:42:38,759 No, thank you. 598 00:42:41,530 --> 00:42:43,164 - I'm just really happy. 599 00:42:47,134 --> 00:42:51,338 - Just know that if you do hurt my best friend, 600 00:42:51,372 --> 00:42:55,276 I will make it very hard for you to catch a ball ever again. 601 00:42:57,812 --> 00:42:59,548 - She's serious. 602 00:43:41,355 --> 00:43:43,057 - Hey, fat butt. 603 00:43:43,090 --> 00:43:44,158 - How did you get in? 604 00:43:44,191 --> 00:43:45,926 - You left it unlocked, dipshit. 605 00:43:46,927 --> 00:43:49,663 - What are you doing here? 606 00:43:51,832 --> 00:43:54,001 - Oh. 607 00:43:54,034 --> 00:43:56,003 I thought you were working a double. 608 00:43:58,573 --> 00:43:59,807 - What is happening? 609 00:44:00,975 --> 00:44:02,877 - I found you a new roommate. 610 00:44:02,910 --> 00:44:04,345 - Well, Mom did. 611 00:44:05,713 --> 00:44:07,414 - You called my mom? 612 00:44:07,448 --> 00:44:09,116 - Our mom. 613 00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:10,718 - Wait, you're moving out? 614 00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,854 What, now? 615 00:44:13,888 --> 00:44:15,823 - Charlie, it was gonna happen someday, 616 00:44:15,856 --> 00:44:19,260 if not today, then, like, soon. 617 00:44:19,293 --> 00:44:20,529 I told you that. 618 00:44:20,562 --> 00:44:23,831 - Listen, Charlotte, Mom is driving me crazy. 619 00:44:23,864 --> 00:44:25,166 I gotta get out of that house, 620 00:44:25,199 --> 00:44:28,736 and this could be, like, perfect. 621 00:44:28,769 --> 00:44:30,171 And you know how reliable I am. 622 00:44:30,204 --> 00:44:32,840 I can pay half the rent and the utilities. 623 00:44:34,576 --> 00:44:39,446 Charlotte, you won't have to pay for utilities. 624 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,215 - I know Mom still cuts the crusts off your sandwiches, 625 00:44:41,248 --> 00:44:43,017 so don't expect that kind of shit around here. 626 00:44:43,050 --> 00:44:44,619 - Whatever, I don't even expect it, I don't want it. 627 00:44:44,653 --> 00:44:47,388 I don't want you touching my crusty sandwiches. 628 00:44:47,421 --> 00:44:49,757 I don't even like that, I told her to stop doing it. 629 00:44:49,790 --> 00:44:51,258 - Can I have a hug? 630 00:44:53,761 --> 00:44:55,162 - JonJon said you quit. 631 00:44:56,230 --> 00:44:57,532 So, what, you're just gonna be 632 00:44:57,566 --> 00:45:00,267 some random live-in girlfriend? 633 00:45:00,301 --> 00:45:02,036 - Seriously, you can't be happy for me? 634 00:45:02,069 --> 00:45:03,505 - You know what, I'm just, 635 00:45:03,538 --> 00:45:05,339 I'm just gonna kind of, uh, leave. 636 00:45:11,912 --> 00:45:13,447 - Roddy's waiting. 637 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,584 - Helen, I'm standing right here. 638 00:45:15,617 --> 00:45:17,117 - Charlotte, please don't, okay? 639 00:45:17,151 --> 00:45:19,987 One of us had to make the first move. 640 00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:22,456 Hey, you're still my best friend. 641 00:46:01,028 --> 00:46:02,930 - I ordered pizza, don't judge me. 642 00:46:02,963 --> 00:46:04,633 - Why would I judge you? 643 00:46:04,666 --> 00:46:07,434 - Well, it's vegan anyway, if that's even possible. 644 00:46:07,468 --> 00:46:09,671 I just figured your brother's out on a date, 645 00:46:09,704 --> 00:46:12,840 and we, we should make it like a girl's night, 646 00:46:12,873 --> 00:46:16,578 treat ourselves, you know, so you don't feel like a FOMO. 647 00:46:18,479 --> 00:46:19,780 - A what? 648 00:46:19,813 --> 00:46:21,782 - Charlotte, I know what a FOMO is. 649 00:46:21,815 --> 00:46:24,151 I learned about it on Reddit. 650 00:46:24,184 --> 00:46:25,919 - I'll be right down. 651 00:46:25,953 --> 00:46:29,490 - Hello, I'm looking for Charlotte. 652 00:46:31,025 --> 00:46:33,662 - Sure, hang on a second. 653 00:46:33,695 --> 00:46:34,795 - Is it a boy? 654 00:46:35,697 --> 00:46:36,797 - Yes. 655 00:46:36,830 --> 00:46:37,766 - For you? 656 00:46:37,798 --> 00:46:39,133 - Yes. 657 00:46:39,166 --> 00:46:41,869 - Why didn't you tell me? 658 00:46:41,902 --> 00:46:44,004 I'll hide in Chucky's room, and when the pizza comes, 659 00:46:44,038 --> 00:46:45,674 can you please just slide it under the door? 660 00:46:45,707 --> 00:46:47,808 - No, Mom, I need to rinse your hair out! 661 00:46:47,841 --> 00:46:49,243 - I can do it, you think 662 00:46:49,276 --> 00:46:50,844 I don't know how to wash my own hair? 663 00:46:50,878 --> 00:46:52,379 - No, Mom, that's not how it works. 664 00:46:52,413 --> 00:46:54,315 - It'll be fine, just pretend I'm not here. 665 00:46:54,348 --> 00:46:55,550 - Mom. 666 00:46:57,786 --> 00:46:59,820 - Oh, also, I like hot sauce. 667 00:47:06,026 --> 00:47:07,629 - Roddy wants his hat back. 668 00:47:07,662 --> 00:47:09,698 - What? 669 00:47:09,731 --> 00:47:11,298 - I'm kidding, I'm totally kidding. 670 00:47:11,332 --> 00:47:14,468 I bought, uh, dinner, Thai. 671 00:47:17,371 --> 00:47:20,441 Uh, I guess I should have called. 672 00:47:20,474 --> 00:47:26,413 I just was thinking spontaneity would be fun? 673 00:47:26,447 --> 00:47:28,282 Roddy told me you were kind of bummed when Helen moved out, 674 00:47:28,315 --> 00:47:32,353 so I just thought I'd cheer you up? 675 00:47:33,354 --> 00:47:35,155 - But you don't even know me. 676 00:47:37,358 --> 00:47:39,393 I'm sorry. 677 00:47:39,426 --> 00:47:42,229 - Well, I am trying to get to know you, 678 00:47:42,262 --> 00:47:44,599 you know, if you'll let me. 679 00:47:48,636 --> 00:47:50,638 - Give me a second, okay? 680 00:47:50,672 --> 00:47:51,773 - Okay. 681 00:47:51,806 --> 00:47:52,774 - I'll be back. 682 00:47:52,807 --> 00:47:53,907 - All right. 683 00:47:55,175 --> 00:47:56,511 - What the F is wrong with you? 684 00:47:56,544 --> 00:47:58,278 He is a very attractive young man. 685 00:47:58,312 --> 00:48:00,280 - Oh my God, Mom, you don't even know him. 686 00:48:00,314 --> 00:48:01,882 - I'm not deaf, Charlie, I mean, 687 00:48:01,915 --> 00:48:03,785 I could hear what he sounds like, he sounds hot. 688 00:48:03,818 --> 00:48:06,153 - Mom! 689 00:48:06,186 --> 00:48:09,056 - Are you hung up on some narcissist poet dude 690 00:48:09,089 --> 00:48:11,726 who ghosted you, is that the thing? 691 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:13,193 I'm quoting Helen. 692 00:48:13,227 --> 00:48:15,996 Okay, Charlotte, I need you to sit down. 693 00:48:16,029 --> 00:48:17,699 - Um, no. 694 00:48:17,732 --> 00:48:19,567 - Okay, okay, don't sit down, 695 00:48:19,601 --> 00:48:21,603 but what I'm going to tell you right now, 696 00:48:21,636 --> 00:48:25,339 I want you to remember and take it with you. 697 00:48:26,708 --> 00:48:27,908 Are you listening? 698 00:48:27,941 --> 00:48:30,879 Once Chucky asked me 699 00:48:30,911 --> 00:48:33,280 if I regretted getting married so young, and I said, 700 00:48:33,313 --> 00:48:36,751 "I have memories, shared memories with your father, 701 00:48:36,785 --> 00:48:39,621 and those go a long way when you're trying 702 00:48:39,654 --> 00:48:42,489 to ignore your own gray flabbiness." 703 00:48:44,258 --> 00:48:48,362 - Rinse your hair in 20 minutes, seriously, set a timer. 704 00:48:49,531 --> 00:48:50,431 - I love you! 705 00:48:57,572 --> 00:48:59,406 - There's this hidden speakeasy place nearby 706 00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:03,611 that has, like, a secret passcode, or a secret knock. 707 00:49:05,946 --> 00:49:07,448 - Let's just go for a walk. 708 00:49:11,385 --> 00:49:13,287 - Okay. 709 00:49:21,094 --> 00:49:23,230 - Been working on my back handspring. 710 00:49:23,698 --> 00:49:26,066 It's kind of tough going upside down, though. 711 00:49:26,099 --> 00:49:28,603 I think I might have torn a muscle. 712 00:49:28,636 --> 00:49:31,472 - Shit. 713 00:49:32,372 --> 00:49:34,742 - You find a roommate? 714 00:49:34,776 --> 00:49:36,477 - Does Roddy do that, normally? 715 00:49:37,444 --> 00:49:39,614 Move in with a girl he just met? 716 00:49:39,647 --> 00:49:43,050 - No, never. 717 00:49:43,083 --> 00:49:46,554 - Well, it's either gonna be beautiful and amazing, 718 00:49:46,588 --> 00:49:48,957 or it'll go down in a heap of flames. 719 00:49:50,491 --> 00:49:52,292 - I think it'll be beautiful and amazing. 720 00:49:54,361 --> 00:49:55,996 Can I show you something? 721 00:50:20,387 --> 00:50:22,657 I'm sorry, I- I thought- I thought it was cool. 722 00:50:22,690 --> 00:50:25,425 I mean, I thought you might like it. 723 00:50:25,459 --> 00:50:27,327 - Yeah. 724 00:50:27,361 --> 00:50:30,999 - Do you want to keep walking, or? 725 00:50:33,568 --> 00:50:34,468 - No. 726 00:50:37,505 --> 00:50:39,007 - Can I walk you back? 727 00:50:41,108 --> 00:50:43,176 - Yes, thank you. 728 00:50:52,419 --> 00:50:56,791 I'd invite you upstairs, but my mom is upstairs. 729 00:50:56,824 --> 00:51:01,596 It's not like I live with my mom, it's a long story. 730 00:51:01,629 --> 00:51:03,665 - I'm not trying to come home with you tonight. 731 00:51:07,535 --> 00:51:09,369 Are you okay? 732 00:51:14,008 --> 00:51:17,679 Well, thank you for taking a walk with me. 733 00:51:25,252 --> 00:51:28,288 Do you even want me to call you anymore? 734 00:51:29,489 --> 00:51:30,390 - Yeah. 735 00:51:31,859 --> 00:51:32,727 I do. 736 00:51:42,235 --> 00:51:43,671 Goodnight. 737 00:51:43,705 --> 00:51:44,739 - Goodnight. 738 00:52:03,390 --> 00:52:05,225 We got a birthday! 739 00:52:22,275 --> 00:52:25,445 - I need you to work a double tomorrow, now that Helen quit. 740 00:52:30,852 --> 00:52:31,886 Sorry, we're closed. 741 00:52:42,496 --> 00:52:44,932 - I'm glad I caught you. 742 00:52:44,966 --> 00:52:47,101 Adam said that you worked here, 743 00:52:47,135 --> 00:52:48,468 but I wasn't sure if I'd find you, 744 00:52:48,502 --> 00:52:50,805 or if that was even right. 745 00:52:53,041 --> 00:52:54,174 Stacy. 746 00:52:54,207 --> 00:52:55,576 - Yeah, right. 747 00:52:57,344 --> 00:52:59,580 - I'm sorry if this is weird. 748 00:52:59,614 --> 00:53:02,016 - Are you, like, his girlfriend or something? 749 00:53:02,050 --> 00:53:03,885 - No, no. 750 00:53:06,654 --> 00:53:08,589 He wanted me to give you this. 751 00:53:10,424 --> 00:53:13,127 - Well, he knows where I live, so. 752 00:53:13,161 --> 00:53:14,529 - You don't know, do you? 753 00:53:18,398 --> 00:53:20,968 I haven't read it, 754 00:53:21,002 --> 00:53:23,805 but I can stay here while you read it 755 00:53:23,838 --> 00:53:27,675 and maybe answer any of your questions. 756 00:53:27,709 --> 00:53:29,711 I think he wrote it after that night. 757 00:53:42,156 --> 00:53:45,325 - Dear Charlotte, I remembered your name just 758 00:53:45,358 --> 00:53:48,096 after you left, so I wrote it down. 759 00:53:48,129 --> 00:53:50,665 I wish I wouldn't have let you go just now . 760 00:53:51,833 --> 00:53:53,835 I hope you come back, but if you don't, 761 00:53:55,203 --> 00:53:56,838 I hope this letter finds you. 762 00:53:58,338 --> 00:54:01,642 Last night was by far and away the best night of my life. 763 00:54:02,910 --> 00:54:06,881 I've never felt so connected to anyone before. 764 00:54:09,217 --> 00:54:12,653 It was the first time I've ever really been afraid to die. 765 00:54:14,822 --> 00:54:17,424 When you made up that story, at first I believed it 766 00:54:17,457 --> 00:54:21,529 and I was confused because it seemed so real , 767 00:54:22,663 --> 00:54:23,898 like a memory . 768 00:54:25,733 --> 00:54:27,835 And then I realized it wasn't true. 769 00:54:29,302 --> 00:54:31,739 I wasn't mad at you, I was sad, 770 00:54:33,574 --> 00:54:35,810 sad that I hadn't met you sooner. 771 00:54:35,843 --> 00:54:37,512 I was sad that it wasn't real 772 00:54:37,545 --> 00:54:39,180 and that I didn't have enough time 773 00:54:39,213 --> 00:54:42,449 on this earth to love you well. 774 00:54:42,482 --> 00:54:45,853 I would have stayed in this loft with you until the very 775 00:54:45,887 --> 00:54:47,522 end if you would have agreed . 776 00:54:48,723 --> 00:54:50,558 I wish I would have asked you. 777 00:54:52,627 --> 00:54:56,964 My days are numbered, lady, I wasn't joking. 778 00:54:56,998 --> 00:54:57,899 Charlotte. 779 00:55:03,171 --> 00:55:04,272 - Hi. 780 00:55:06,974 --> 00:55:07,875 - Come here. 781 00:55:19,220 --> 00:55:21,289 - Why didn't you just tell me? 782 00:55:22,824 --> 00:55:24,859 - I guess I was scared you'd run, 783 00:55:25,993 --> 00:55:29,297 or worse, stay with me out of pity. 784 00:55:31,364 --> 00:55:32,834 But here you are. 785 00:55:35,136 --> 00:55:38,105 They operated and got most of the tumor out, 786 00:55:38,139 --> 00:55:44,278 so my brain works better now, but I drool a lot now, too, 787 00:55:44,312 --> 00:55:45,746 so making out is gonna be slobbery. 788 00:55:48,549 --> 00:55:49,584 Charlotte, I'm kidding. 789 00:55:49,617 --> 00:55:50,852 - It's okay. 790 00:55:57,024 --> 00:55:58,326 Where's your family? 791 00:55:59,794 --> 00:56:01,696 Why isn't anyone here with you? 792 00:56:03,331 --> 00:56:06,734 - My dad can't be pulled away from his job, you know? 793 00:56:08,401 --> 00:56:10,437 It's all too hard on my mom. 794 00:56:18,045 --> 00:56:22,183 Relax, please, you're making me nervous. 795 00:56:37,732 --> 00:56:40,400 My beautiful, beautiful Charlotte. 796 00:56:43,037 --> 00:56:45,806 I'm a ticking fucking time bomb, okay? 797 00:56:47,675 --> 00:56:53,748 I could be enjoying noodles one day, and then, boom. 798 00:56:59,553 --> 00:57:00,988 Please don't run away 799 00:57:01,022 --> 00:57:03,456 before we've had a chance to say goodbye. 800 00:57:12,133 --> 00:57:14,168 - You know, I was gonna tell you off. 801 00:57:14,201 --> 00:57:16,671 - Yeah, well, you'd better hurry up. 802 00:57:16,704 --> 00:57:19,907 - Yeah, I was gonna say, 803 00:57:23,077 --> 00:57:25,279 I was gonna say that I'm a grownup 804 00:57:25,313 --> 00:57:27,148 and I know what a one night stand is. 805 00:57:27,181 --> 00:57:29,449 - Uh-huh, go on. 806 00:57:29,482 --> 00:57:31,385 - And that it's really just cowardly 807 00:57:31,419 --> 00:57:33,054 to ghost someone like that. 808 00:57:34,355 --> 00:57:37,291 You should grow a pair and just tell me 809 00:57:37,325 --> 00:57:38,893 that you weren't interested. 810 00:57:40,661 --> 00:57:42,863 But that just seems so stupid now. 811 00:57:44,899 --> 00:57:46,734 - So you want to fight? 812 00:57:50,504 --> 00:57:51,605 - Adam? 813 00:57:52,340 --> 00:57:53,307 Adam- 814 00:57:53,908 --> 00:57:55,810 - I'm gonna need you to move! 815 00:58:17,698 --> 00:58:18,933 - Charlotte? 816 00:58:21,335 --> 00:58:22,502 - I'm here. 817 00:58:29,710 --> 00:58:31,679 - I can't paint anymore. 818 00:59:27,601 --> 00:59:29,103 - I'm a mess. 819 00:59:29,136 --> 00:59:31,005 - Chucky told me you were here. 820 00:59:32,073 --> 00:59:34,575 He said you quit your job? 821 00:59:34,608 --> 00:59:35,776 - So did you. 822 00:59:40,581 --> 00:59:41,682 Adam? 823 00:59:42,783 --> 00:59:44,085 You have a visitor. 824 00:59:50,758 --> 00:59:51,826 - Hi. 825 00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,295 - Yeah, you. 826 00:59:55,729 --> 00:59:57,566 You were wasted. 827 00:59:57,598 --> 00:59:58,699 - You remember? 828 01:00:00,401 --> 01:00:01,735 - It's foggy. 829 01:00:03,471 --> 01:00:04,638 - You should rest. 830 01:00:05,873 --> 01:00:07,141 I'm gonna walk her to the elevator 831 01:00:07,174 --> 01:00:09,143 and I'll be back in a minute, okay? 832 01:00:27,795 --> 01:00:29,730 - Careful, Charlie. 833 01:00:29,763 --> 01:00:31,398 - What do you mean? 834 01:00:31,432 --> 01:00:33,734 - I mean it's nice of you to take pity on him, but- 835 01:00:33,767 --> 01:00:37,004 - It's not pity, I'm here because I want to be with him. 836 01:00:37,037 --> 01:00:39,541 Oh my God, wait, what is happening? 837 01:00:39,574 --> 01:00:41,408 Oh my God, Helen. - I know. 838 01:00:41,442 --> 01:00:44,411 I know, I know, I know, it's crazy. 839 01:00:44,445 --> 01:00:47,481 This just didn't feel like the right place to bring it up. 840 01:00:47,516 --> 01:00:49,584 - I'm so happy for you. 841 01:00:49,618 --> 01:00:50,851 - Thanks, Charlie. 842 01:00:52,853 --> 01:00:54,321 Are you falling for him? 843 01:00:56,490 --> 01:00:58,325 You have your whole life ahead of you. 844 01:00:58,359 --> 01:01:00,529 - If everyone would just stop saying that. 845 01:01:04,865 --> 01:01:06,400 I think you should go. 846 01:01:26,453 --> 01:01:29,223 Can he go outside? 847 01:01:29,256 --> 01:01:33,394 - Mm-hmm, there's a little track and a garden on four. 848 01:01:33,427 --> 01:01:34,328 - No. 849 01:01:35,796 --> 01:01:37,198 Outside outside? 850 01:01:38,933 --> 01:01:40,401 - That would be against the agreement 851 01:01:40,434 --> 01:01:41,869 we made with his family. 852 01:01:41,902 --> 01:01:43,572 You'd have to ask his doctor, 853 01:01:43,605 --> 01:01:46,407 and I'm sure she'll say no, I mean, it's a liability. 854 01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:50,911 - But he's not otherwise being monitored. 855 01:01:52,547 --> 01:01:53,447 - He is. 856 01:02:00,287 --> 01:02:03,257 But, you know, I'm monitoring him from my station, 857 01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:09,096 as long as he's back for meals and medication, 858 01:02:09,129 --> 01:02:12,933 I check in on him every two hours to take his vitals. 859 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,643 And don't tell me what you're doing, 860 01:02:21,676 --> 01:02:23,310 or you make it my liability. 861 01:02:24,912 --> 01:02:26,013 - Understood. 862 01:03:36,016 --> 01:03:39,353 - Tell me about after we got married. 863 01:03:39,386 --> 01:03:42,691 - Well, we went back and had a bunch of babies. 864 01:03:42,724 --> 01:03:44,958 - You're skipping too much. 865 01:03:44,992 --> 01:03:47,428 Tell me about, about us. 866 01:03:49,698 --> 01:03:51,465 What did we like to do? 867 01:03:51,498 --> 01:03:52,734 - Paint. 868 01:03:52,767 --> 01:03:54,335 - Mm-hmm. 869 01:03:54,368 --> 01:03:55,269 - And read. 870 01:03:56,470 --> 01:03:58,906 Eat and drink. 871 01:03:58,939 --> 01:04:01,609 - Don't forget about sailing. 872 01:04:01,643 --> 01:04:03,177 I taught you how to sail, and every weekend, 873 01:04:03,210 --> 01:04:04,978 we would go out on our boat. 874 01:04:06,815 --> 01:04:08,248 - You did? 875 01:04:08,282 --> 01:04:11,352 - Mm-hmm, and when they were old enough, 876 01:04:12,687 --> 01:04:14,288 we taught our children, too. 877 01:04:20,294 --> 01:04:22,196 How many children did we have? 878 01:04:23,598 --> 01:04:24,733 - Like, five. 879 01:04:24,766 --> 01:04:27,702 - Five? 880 01:04:29,269 --> 01:04:31,238 I always thought we would only have two. 881 01:04:31,271 --> 01:04:32,640 - Well, we couldn't keep 882 01:04:32,674 --> 01:04:34,308 our hands off each other, obviously. 883 01:04:34,341 --> 01:04:37,077 - Mm-hmm, and they're all grown up now, 884 01:04:37,111 --> 01:04:40,447 with their own families, their own lives. 885 01:04:42,116 --> 01:04:45,886 What are they like, our children? 886 01:04:48,489 --> 01:04:49,390 - Happy. 887 01:04:52,627 --> 01:04:53,961 It's all we wished for. 888 01:04:55,764 --> 01:04:58,332 We put our love first and it spilled over into them, 889 01:04:58,365 --> 01:05:03,337 and now they're, they're so happy. 890 01:05:03,370 --> 01:05:06,741 - Oh, no, no, Charlotte, no. 891 01:05:17,985 --> 01:05:21,188 You have a long life outside of frozen margaritas. 892 01:05:38,606 --> 01:05:39,973 We should get going. 893 01:05:56,290 --> 01:05:57,391 - Take his jacket off. 894 01:05:57,424 --> 01:06:00,628 - I got it, I got it, Adam. 895 01:06:00,662 --> 01:06:04,998 - I didn't picture this part. 896 01:06:07,434 --> 01:06:09,369 - I got it, I got it. 897 01:06:10,738 --> 01:06:12,206 Here. 898 01:06:12,239 --> 01:06:13,240 - You don't have to do any of this, Charlotte. 899 01:06:13,273 --> 01:06:14,241 You should just leave. 900 01:06:14,274 --> 01:06:15,209 - Adam. 901 01:06:15,242 --> 01:06:16,276 - Just leave! 902 01:06:23,685 --> 01:06:24,953 - You have fun today? 903 01:06:28,422 --> 01:06:29,524 You think about what you would have done 904 01:06:29,557 --> 01:06:31,358 if he hit his head on the curb? 905 01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:35,563 Or how to stop him from swallowing his own tongue? 906 01:06:40,602 --> 01:06:41,970 - I'm sorry. 907 01:06:43,972 --> 01:06:46,975 - When he wakes up, he'll be in a better mood. 908 01:06:47,007 --> 01:06:48,510 Can't say the same for me. 909 01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:07,461 - Are you awake? 910 01:07:10,497 --> 01:07:11,599 - No. 911 01:07:20,909 --> 01:07:22,677 - Can I wake you up? 912 01:07:24,444 --> 01:07:26,814 - What if one of the nurses walks in? 913 01:07:26,848 --> 01:07:27,749 - Shh. 914 01:07:33,755 --> 01:07:35,823 I'll be quiet. 915 01:07:52,172 --> 01:07:55,643 So I read about this new clinical trial 916 01:07:55,677 --> 01:07:57,512 that you would be perfect for. 917 01:08:02,884 --> 01:08:05,753 Do you prefer the red Jell-O or the green Jell-O? 918 01:08:05,787 --> 01:08:08,221 Nurse Leah could probably hook us up. 919 01:08:08,255 --> 01:08:10,090 I think she's back in tonight. 920 01:08:11,526 --> 01:08:12,927 Personally, I prefer the red, 921 01:08:12,961 --> 01:08:14,629 even though I think- - Charlotte, stop. 922 01:08:14,662 --> 01:08:15,997 - They're probably all just- - Stop, stop. 923 01:08:16,030 --> 01:08:17,732 - The same flavor- 924 01:08:17,765 --> 01:08:19,499 - Stop, Charlotte, just stop pushing the chair for a second! 925 01:08:22,202 --> 01:08:23,303 - What? 926 01:08:25,573 --> 01:08:29,077 - I need you to take me somewhere now 927 01:08:29,109 --> 01:08:33,447 because I need to do something besides just sit here. 928 01:08:34,214 --> 01:08:35,550 - Adam, I can't. 929 01:08:38,485 --> 01:08:39,821 - Let's go on a trip. 930 01:08:42,356 --> 01:08:45,392 - Okay, where are we going? 931 01:08:45,425 --> 01:08:47,361 - Charlotte, I'm serious. 932 01:08:47,394 --> 01:08:51,666 This place isn't extending my life in any way. 933 01:08:54,035 --> 01:08:55,335 - You can't just leave. 934 01:08:55,369 --> 01:08:58,740 - I can't just sit here 935 01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:02,409 and wait to die. 936 01:09:05,178 --> 01:09:06,279 I can't. 937 01:09:08,049 --> 01:09:10,118 Go on one last trip with me, 938 01:09:12,252 --> 01:09:14,321 and then we'll talk about the trial. 939 01:09:34,374 --> 01:09:35,643 - Chucky, are you home? 940 01:09:44,819 --> 01:09:46,688 Were you waiting for me to take care of these? 941 01:09:46,721 --> 01:09:49,023 - I'm making a pile for Dad. 942 01:09:49,057 --> 01:09:51,159 He offered to help us out while you find a new job 943 01:09:51,191 --> 01:09:52,694 and I finish school. 944 01:09:52,727 --> 01:09:55,530 - You told him I quit my job? 945 01:09:55,563 --> 01:09:57,131 - Yeah, and that you're taking care 946 01:09:57,165 --> 01:09:59,299 of some dude with cancer. 947 01:09:59,332 --> 01:10:01,769 - You told him that, dick. 948 01:10:01,803 --> 01:10:07,742 - No, I said that what I thought you were doing was kind. 949 01:10:08,976 --> 01:10:09,877 It's big of you. 950 01:10:11,445 --> 01:10:13,014 You should call and thank them. 951 01:10:13,047 --> 01:10:15,482 - Of course I will, dipshit. 952 01:10:15,516 --> 01:10:17,185 I'm gonna call them right now. 953 01:10:25,126 --> 01:10:26,928 - Hello? 954 01:10:26,961 --> 01:10:31,199 - Thank you so much for offering to help, Dad. 955 01:10:32,232 --> 01:10:33,300 - You're welcome, kiddo. 956 01:10:33,568 --> 01:10:35,103 I'm worried about you, though. 957 01:10:35,136 --> 01:10:37,505 - This isn't some bleeding heart charity case, 958 01:10:37,538 --> 01:10:39,239 Dad, I promise. 959 01:10:39,272 --> 01:10:41,709 - I know, which is why 960 01:10:41,743 --> 01:10:43,845 I'm worried about you. 961 01:10:43,878 --> 01:10:45,847 - You don't think I can handle it? 962 01:10:47,314 --> 01:10:49,751 - I don't think anyone could handle it. 963 01:10:53,755 --> 01:10:57,992 Your mother thinks you're doing the right thing. 964 01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:01,461 Hello ? 965 01:11:01,495 --> 01:11:02,997 - Please thank her for me. 966 01:11:04,599 --> 01:11:07,034 Just know whatever happens, I will figure it out 967 01:11:07,068 --> 01:11:08,468 and I will pay you back. 968 01:11:10,303 --> 01:11:12,740 - I know. 969 01:11:26,788 --> 01:11:29,190 - What? 970 01:11:40,467 --> 01:11:42,435 - You made it. 971 01:11:45,472 --> 01:11:47,608 Thank God, if you had stood me up, 972 01:11:47,642 --> 01:11:49,977 I probably would have ended it right here. 973 01:11:51,946 --> 01:11:53,346 - How did you? 974 01:11:53,380 --> 01:11:55,448 - They can't make you stay. 975 01:11:55,482 --> 01:11:56,851 They make it hard for you to leave, 976 01:11:56,884 --> 01:11:59,954 but they can't make you stay. 977 01:12:01,222 --> 01:12:02,322 You ready? 978 01:12:03,356 --> 01:12:04,792 Look. 979 01:12:15,368 --> 01:12:16,904 You don't have to answer. 980 01:12:20,608 --> 01:12:23,845 It really doesn't matter what happens next. 981 01:12:25,345 --> 01:12:28,583 You are my perfect right now. 982 01:12:36,023 --> 01:12:38,425 - Yes. 983 01:12:42,362 --> 01:12:43,831 A thousand times yes. 984 01:12:54,374 --> 01:12:56,510 - Should we go on our honeymoon? 985 01:12:57,812 --> 01:12:59,379 - Where are we going? 986 01:12:59,412 --> 01:13:00,715 - It's a surprise. 987 01:13:36,584 --> 01:13:38,019 - It's too much. 988 01:13:39,921 --> 01:13:42,723 - I'm gonna need your help. 989 01:15:12,546 --> 01:15:13,781 - It's okay. 990 01:15:15,049 --> 01:15:15,950 It's okay. 991 01:15:45,446 --> 01:15:46,847 Are you scared? 992 01:15:52,286 --> 01:15:54,789 Have you thought about what happens after? 993 01:15:57,925 --> 01:15:59,293 - I'll tell you what I believe 994 01:15:59,326 --> 01:16:02,930 as long as you promise not to be sad. 995 01:16:02,963 --> 01:16:05,933 We're supposed to be getting away from all that sadness. 996 01:16:15,009 --> 01:16:19,213 I think when it's over, it's lights out, baby. 997 01:16:24,652 --> 01:16:28,823 - God. I think you're wrong. 998 01:16:31,125 --> 01:16:32,026 - Explain. 999 01:16:34,895 --> 01:16:39,166 - I think your artwork, our memories, 1000 01:16:41,035 --> 01:16:44,905 the memories people have of us, they make us immortal. 1001 01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:48,109 When you love someone, 1002 01:16:49,477 --> 01:16:53,681 your family, friends, partners, 1003 01:16:57,318 --> 01:17:00,154 it's like planting little seedlings 1004 01:17:00,187 --> 01:17:02,123 of yourself inside their heart. 1005 01:17:11,665 --> 01:17:12,766 - I like that. 1006 01:17:16,303 --> 01:17:19,874 I want you to say to me that you'll be okay 1007 01:17:19,907 --> 01:17:22,977 and that you'll move on, you'll find someone else. 1008 01:17:24,945 --> 01:17:26,714 - I've already told you that. 1009 01:17:28,749 --> 01:17:30,619 - I need to believe it. 1010 01:17:35,122 --> 01:17:37,324 - I'm afraid if you believe it, that you'll let go. 1011 01:17:39,193 --> 01:17:41,896 - I don't think it works that way, doll face. 1012 01:18:26,006 --> 01:18:27,441 Just to manage the pain. 1013 01:18:32,780 --> 01:18:34,248 - Okay. 1014 01:18:36,951 --> 01:18:38,452 - I applied for that trial. 1015 01:18:39,486 --> 01:18:40,387 I didn't make it. 1016 01:18:44,593 --> 01:18:45,694 I'm sorry. 1017 01:19:05,446 --> 01:19:08,215 - Thank you for taking me here . 1018 01:19:21,228 --> 01:19:24,331 - I'm not quite done yet, thank you very much. 1019 01:19:25,533 --> 01:19:26,433 - Sorry. 1020 01:19:28,769 --> 01:19:29,870 We should sleep. 1021 01:19:33,073 --> 01:19:35,009 - Have you ever played this game? 1022 01:19:39,547 --> 01:19:40,447 - Which one? 1023 01:19:41,849 --> 01:19:43,017 - Say something. 1024 01:19:43,718 --> 01:19:44,818 Anything. 1025 01:19:45,919 --> 01:19:47,388 - Hello. - Hello. 1026 01:19:49,390 --> 01:19:50,891 - Hello. - Hello. 1027 01:19:51,660 --> 01:19:52,826 - Hello. - Hello. 1028 01:19:54,161 --> 01:19:55,630 - Hello. - Hello. 1029 01:19:58,633 --> 01:20:00,568 - Stop. - Stop. 1030 01:20:00,602 --> 01:20:02,903 - Ha ha, stop, stop. - Stop, stop. 1031 01:20:07,408 --> 01:20:10,377 - My name is Charlotte. - My name is Charlotte. 1032 01:20:12,179 --> 01:20:13,447 - Stop. - Stop. 1033 01:20:14,549 --> 01:20:16,850 - I'm a- - I'm a- 1034 01:20:16,884 --> 01:20:18,520 - No, you are. - No, you are. 1035 01:20:21,455 --> 01:20:23,123 - My name is Adam- - My name is Adam 1036 01:20:23,157 --> 01:20:24,759 and I'm a dummy heady. - And I'm a dummy head. 1037 01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:35,969 Can we take a break, rest for a bit? 1038 01:20:47,749 --> 01:20:50,217 Thank you for taking me here. 1039 01:22:20,140 --> 01:22:22,276 - Sweetie, it's time to get dressed. 1040 01:22:29,183 --> 01:22:30,284 You okay, kid? 1041 01:22:33,253 --> 01:22:37,024 Just blink twice if you can hear me 1042 01:22:37,057 --> 01:22:38,459 so I know you're still alive. 1043 01:22:43,363 --> 01:22:45,299 - I just need to be alone. 1044 01:22:49,136 --> 01:22:50,237 I'm sorry. 1045 01:23:07,589 --> 01:23:10,758 - Hey, love, lovey. 1046 01:23:10,792 --> 01:23:12,059 - Mom. 1047 01:23:12,092 --> 01:23:14,161 - Okay. 1048 01:23:17,030 --> 01:23:18,131 Charlotte. 1049 01:23:19,834 --> 01:23:21,536 Honey? 1050 01:23:21,569 --> 01:23:24,471 I want you to know what you did 1051 01:23:24,506 --> 01:23:29,511 for that young man was very kind. 1052 01:23:31,713 --> 01:23:36,183 But he never had a chance to annoy you. 1053 01:23:36,216 --> 01:23:39,554 You never had the chance to fight. 1054 01:23:39,587 --> 01:23:42,690 I'm sorry that you didn't get that. 1055 01:23:45,927 --> 01:23:47,962 That didn't come out right. 1056 01:23:47,996 --> 01:23:51,431 - No, Mom, it's fine, I, 1057 01:23:52,567 --> 01:23:54,569 I just need to be alone right now. 1058 01:24:06,079 --> 01:24:10,450 - Charlie, sweetie, it's time to get up. 1059 01:24:15,757 --> 01:24:16,658 Oh. 1060 01:24:23,063 --> 01:24:25,265 You've been asleep for days. 1061 01:24:31,171 --> 01:24:33,440 I made you a bowl of Cap'n Crunch. 1062 01:24:34,609 --> 01:24:36,644 Can you come and have some, please? 1063 01:24:44,217 --> 01:24:45,319 Come. 1064 01:24:51,358 --> 01:24:54,461 Just one bite, it'll make you feel better. 1065 01:24:56,096 --> 01:24:57,197 One bite. 1066 01:25:06,574 --> 01:25:11,579 That's good, that's all you gotta do, one bite at a time. 1067 01:25:12,914 --> 01:25:13,815 Try another. 1068 01:25:21,254 --> 01:25:24,358 I was thinking we could have a slumber-jumber tonight. 1069 01:25:24,391 --> 01:25:27,095 Roddy's away, so it'll just be you and me. 1070 01:25:32,366 --> 01:25:34,569 Do you want to color my hair? 1071 01:25:34,602 --> 01:25:36,169 I'm getting really sick of these roots 1072 01:25:36,203 --> 01:25:37,805 and I was thinking for the wedding, 1073 01:25:37,839 --> 01:25:40,273 I could go red, what do you think? 1074 01:25:42,010 --> 01:25:47,548 - I could do that, you'd look good as a redhead. 1075 01:25:47,582 --> 01:25:50,885 - I'm sorry, I know it's not the best timing in the world. 1076 01:25:52,020 --> 01:25:55,322 - No, it's fine, you didn't plan it this way. 1077 01:25:55,355 --> 01:25:57,424 - I was really hoping you'd be there. 1078 01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:01,228 I know this is so hard and I am so sorry 1079 01:26:01,261 --> 01:26:02,329 for everything you have been through- 1080 01:26:02,362 --> 01:26:03,998 - Stop it, it's okay, Helen. 1081 01:26:04,032 --> 01:26:05,767 - I just really need you there. 1082 01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:09,671 You're my best friend and I know I've been a shit friend, 1083 01:26:09,704 --> 01:26:12,406 but it's not gonna be the same without you- 1084 01:26:12,439 --> 01:26:13,675 - Helen, stop. 1085 01:26:15,475 --> 01:26:16,577 It'll be fine. 1086 01:26:18,345 --> 01:26:20,347 I am going to be fine. 1087 01:26:30,190 --> 01:26:32,292 I will be there. 1088 01:28:14,262 --> 01:28:15,763 - Are you waiting for someone? 1089 01:28:15,797 --> 01:28:16,697 - Hi. 1090 01:28:19,801 --> 01:28:20,701 Hello. 1091 01:28:22,603 --> 01:28:24,739 - How are you doing? 1092 01:28:28,109 --> 01:28:30,611 - I don't really know how to answer that. 1093 01:28:32,479 --> 01:28:34,715 - I'll make it easier, let's play a game. 1094 01:28:36,217 --> 01:28:41,589 Truth or dare, if you don't want to answer the question 1095 01:28:41,622 --> 01:28:45,660 or do the dare, you take a shot, okay? 1096 01:28:46,627 --> 01:28:50,898 I'll go first, I pick dare. 1097 01:28:50,932 --> 01:28:54,869 - I dare you to do your mascot routine to the rabbi. 1098 01:28:54,902 --> 01:28:58,639 - Oh, my, we're gonna need the whole bottle. 1099 01:29:01,441 --> 01:29:02,543 Ugh. 1100 01:29:07,181 --> 01:29:08,082 Your turn. 1101 01:29:09,183 --> 01:29:10,084 - Truth. 1102 01:29:13,386 --> 01:29:14,956 - Where have you been hiding? 1103 01:29:17,625 --> 01:29:18,860 - I got married. 1104 01:29:22,697 --> 01:29:25,566 - Helen said as much. 1105 01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:28,435 - Sort of, well, not legally, but in here. 1106 01:29:30,538 --> 01:29:32,874 Now I am a widow. 1107 01:29:35,309 --> 01:29:36,510 It's heavy, I know. 1108 01:29:38,145 --> 01:29:41,883 - I'm really sorry you had to go through that. 1109 01:29:41,916 --> 01:29:44,852 - I didn't mean to ghost you, it's just, 1110 01:29:45,987 --> 01:29:48,856 that was happening, and- - You don't, 1111 01:29:48,890 --> 01:29:51,926 you don't owe me an explanation. 1112 01:29:51,959 --> 01:29:55,796 I get it, just bad timing, that's all. 1113 01:29:59,333 --> 01:30:00,968 - Do you believe in soulmates? 1114 01:30:02,136 --> 01:30:04,105 - I think so, I do. 1115 01:30:06,007 --> 01:30:09,210 I think you can have more than one, 1116 01:30:09,243 --> 01:30:11,178 just like you can have on than one career, 1117 01:30:11,212 --> 01:30:15,683 more than one hobby, more than one favorite food. 1118 01:30:15,716 --> 01:30:17,718 - Mm, mm-hmm. 1119 01:30:19,186 --> 01:30:22,290 - Different people connect to different parts of us. 1120 01:30:24,592 --> 01:30:27,962 Wait, it's my turn. 1121 01:30:27,995 --> 01:30:29,764 - But we're out of booze now. 1122 01:30:31,464 --> 01:30:33,167 - Okay, then come dance with me. 1123 01:30:48,582 --> 01:30:51,953 - T o Charlotte's second husband, whoever you are, 1124 01:30:52,987 --> 01:30:54,722 we all know that marriage often leads 1125 01:30:54,755 --> 01:30:57,058 to one person taking care of the other. 1126 01:30:58,225 --> 01:31:00,661 Hopefully it goes something like this . 1127 01:31:02,029 --> 01:31:06,767 At the end, you're in Florida in a sun-filled home 1128 01:31:06,801 --> 01:31:09,637 with slanted ceilings decorated in pastels 1129 01:31:09,670 --> 01:31:12,907 and plastic flowers. 1130 01:31:12,940 --> 01:31:15,576 Eventually one of you takes care of the other until 1131 01:31:15,609 --> 01:31:18,646 the end, but the one who is left will follow soon, 1132 01:31:19,747 --> 01:31:21,148 and you'll meet up in the same place 1133 01:31:21,182 --> 01:31:22,550 you've been meeting all these years, 1134 01:31:22,783 --> 01:31:26,787 which is somewhere in the middle 1135 01:31:26,821 --> 01:31:29,657 with a memory of youth close by. 1136 01:31:31,425 --> 01:31:33,828 She gave me this gift before she could have 1137 01:31:33,861 --> 01:31:37,631 possibly had the wisdom to understand its meaning. 1138 01:31:39,066 --> 01:31:43,704 I just wanted to say, I hope you know how lucky you are. 80983

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