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That's how you're going

to treat me when I love you?

Huh?

-[ Screams ]

I love you!

-I'm sorry. Who is Keith?

-I don't know any of these

people you're talking about.

[ Panting ]

[ Knock on door ]

Elliott: Hey, Dor, I'm going

to come in. Okay?

Are we doing

okay in here?

Uh-huh.

Good. Yeah.

Good, good, good.

I'm just need to sit down.

[ Breathing shakily ]

Elliott.

Yeah?

We killed him.

Keith's dead.

We killed him.

I know.

What do we do, Elliott?

I don't know what to do.

What do we do?

Shh, shh, shh.

So, um, Chantal wants to

take us all out to dinner.

So we're going

to go to dinner.

And that's what

we're going to do.

Okay?

What?

Okay, I need you to stand up.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I can't go to dinner.

Whoa!

They want to go to dinner.

We're not going to go to dinner.

We can't go to

this dinner, right?

Okay. I understand

that there is

a body folded up

in a closet.

And we have to deal

with that, okay?

And we will. But we are

going to go to dinner.

Then we're going to

come back from dinner.

Then everyone else

is going to go to sleep.

And then the three of us

are going to deal with the thing

and be done with it, okay?

But right now, I need all of us

to do our best to pretend

that we are good, normal,

non-murdering people.

We're not murderers.

Exactly.

Very good, Dor.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Chantal:

Hey, guys? I need to eat!

My blood sugar level's

are crashing.

I hate her so much.

♪ Obedear,

the sky is low watch ♪

♪ Fluent sea men rig

their rudders so they'll ♪

-[ Laughs ]

-Oh, my God, you guys.

I did not just eat that entire

basket by myself, did I?

Oh, my God, I didn't realize

how hungry I was.

Oh, no.

-You've been through a lot.

You eat as much popcorn shrimp

as you need, girly girl.

No, seriously, though, you guys,

I don't usually eat this much.

How many calories

do you think are in this?

That's probably, like,

2,000 calories.

[ Laughs ]

Stop it.

Matthieu, uh,

where do you live?

Because I feel like

we could, uh, drop you off.

Yeah. That'd be good.

Dory, I think Matthieu

is going to keep

hanging out with us.

We just got to get up

really early tomorrow, so...

No, I thought we could

hang out at the house

and watch a movie

and just sort of play it by ear.

You guys, aw.

It's just hitting me

that this is my last

night off the grid.

And I kind of want

to get effing lit.

-Whoo!

-You know?

-Yeah.

-I don't think

that's a good idea.

-Yeah, no, I've been

driving all day.

-Aw, come on.

We -- we should go home.

Guys, perhaps, this will

make everyone happy.

[ Gasping ]

♪ This is going to be

a long night, long night ♪

This will turn

your frowns upside down.

♪ This is going to be

a long night ♪

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,

Johnny Whoops, Johnny Whoops.

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.

[ Sighs ] Okay.

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,

Johnny Whoops, Johnny Whoops.

Johnny, Johnny,

Johnny, Johnny.

No!

You still didn't get it!

I did exactly

what you did.

-No.

-Portia?

-What?

-Have you chosen a room yet?

-No.

-Maybe you and Matthieu

should go take your pick,

wink wink.

No, no one is leaving

until Matthieu gets it.

This guy's so stupid.

We're going to be out here

'til morning.

I know. I know.

Drewsky,

Drewsky, can you do it?

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,

Johnny Whoops, Johnny Whoops.

Johnny, Johnny,

Johnny, Johnny.

Drew's got it. He's got it.

He got it.

-That's what I did.

-Excuse me.

No, come on, guys.

That's exactly what I did!

You guys are making, uh,

fun of me. Because I'm the...

Oh, I'm the silly

French Canadian man.

No.

No, it's not funny!

[ Laughs mockingly ]

It's so funny.

No, it's not funny, guys.

I'm going to go

check on Drew.

[ Laughs ]

Okay, ready?

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny --

No, I don't care!

[ Synthesizer playing ]

♪♪

♪♪

Um, my bus

left hours ago.

[ Footsteps approaching ]

Look, Dory, we can

still call the police.

Okay. Okay? Good people

would call the police.

Let's call the police.

Okay, what are you

going to tell them?

We'll tell them the truth,

Elliott. It was self-defense.

Okay. But, Dory,

was it self-defense?

Because it sounded a little

foggier than that to me, so...

Yes. Yeah, it's true.

Are you hurt anywhere?

I mean, no. But, I mean, I did

hit my head earlier. I just --

I don't have a bump or anything.

I just have a headache still.

Okay.

Look, Elliott,

when I got in the kitchen,

he had her pinned down.

There was blood everywhere.

Okay. I get that.

But, Dory, like, why would

this guy want to hurt you?

And do not say,

"I don't know."

I don't know.

I mean, I -- other --

other -- other than I --

I don't -- I don't know.

It's okay, it's okay.

Hey, Dory?

Why was Keith

on top of you?

It was because

I felt threatened.

I mean, I felt threatened.

So I -- so I tased him.

Dory, I'm sorry.

You -- you tased him first?

That can't be true, right?

Please tell me

that's not true.

Please tell me --

Well, then it's not...

No.

Tell me.

I just -- I just need a --

need a second to think about

it, though, for a second.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

But this is not

looking good, okay?

Drew, you buying a bus

ticket to leave Montreal

and the fact that

you bludgeoned the guy

that your girlfriend was

cheating on you with, I'm sorry.

That is so sketch. Okay?

Add that to the fact that we

stuffed a guy in a closet

and left him there for hours

while we all went out to dinner?

I mean, it is so,

so, so sketch.

That was your idea,

though, Elliott.

Okay. I know! I know!

We were all involved.

Okay?

We all moved the body.

And I guess that's, like,

a felony or whatever.

And we could serve up to, like,

four years in prison, alone,

for just doing that.

Okay. Now, I can't.

I can't. I'm going to call.

I am calling the police.

No, no!

Elliott! Elliott!

Stop! No! Elliott!

Fuck! Ow! Fuck, Drew!

Okay. Okay, Dory, Dory,

was it self-defense?

Yes or no.

He was attacking me.

Or maybe he was

just talking to me.

It's all still

very muddled.

Okay. Okay.

So in her own words,

"He was attacking me.

But maybe he was

just talking to me.

It's all still

very muddled."

So, Drew, do you want to

tell that to the police?

Then -- then we turn

ourselves in.

Okay, then

we go to jail?

Do you want to go to jail,

Dory, Canadian jail?

I don't want to go to jail.

Do you want to go to jail, Drew?

No, I don't want

to go to jail.

Then I'm going to

leave it up to Dory.

Dory, what do you

want to do?

♪♪

I want it

to not have happened.

Okay. Then, we need

to get some shovels.

[ Clanging ]

-Hey, look.

-What is this?

Dory, look at our cart.

Okay?

It's obvious that

we're burying a body.

Okay, so we need to get other

stuff so that we look innocent.

Okay. No, nw it just looks

like we're burying a baby.

Okay, Drew?

Why? Who said that?

Who said that?

Stop.

♪ Check out the gargoyle,

stand at the high wall ♪

♪ Check out my

kingdom shine ♪

♪ All my gold coins ♪

[ Giggling ]

[ Squealing ]

Totally! I can't believe

we're still partying

when we have to hit

the road by 8:00 A.M.

If you think about it,

that means we should probably

wake up by 6:00 A.M.

if everyone wants

to get in the shower.

I think we should call it.

I'll sleep

when I'm dead!

What a fun thing

to say, Chantal!

Portia, Portia, Portia!

What?

Have sex with Matthieu already.

What's going on?

I'm trying.

But it's not like

I haven't given him

the green light.

When we were at dinner,

he was all like,

"Oh, I love

pretty blond women." Yeah.

And then,

he brings the coke,

which to me is flirty.

I'm just confused.

Because I wore, like,

my hottest shorts.

Where did Drew and Dory go?

They went to bed, so.

Oh, losers!

♪ Check out the armor,

protect the arsenal ♪

♪ Villiafied sweet,

make of a monster ♪

It's the biggest one

they have.

That's not big enough.

You don't know...

I think I should get in.

...unless you know his body.

No.

You know it so well,

you know if

it'll fit in a --

Hey. You got to get

the zebra print one.

It's the same size,

it has more compartments in it.

And it's 25% off.

Okay. Uh, I think we like

the black one, thank you.

But this one's cheaper.

-Yeah, we know.

-And it looks more expensive.

Okay. I think we

just want the black --

You don't know

what you want!

Okay.

Good, six.

My turn.

[ Grunts ]

-That's so good.

-[ Chuckles ]

Matthieu, when are you

going to go for it with Portia?

I'm not.

So then go home.

Sorry, sorry, I just meant

more like, "Why?

What's up? And what are

you waiting for?"

Et cetera.

I find your Johnny Whoopsie,

uh, prank

to be very disrespectful,

and I'm not

going to stand for it.

-I did ballet.

-Yeah, but that doesn't

get you anywhere in life.

-And, look, I'm going

to sleep here

on the sofa tonight.

Because it's late and I don't

want to bother my friends.

I don't like you.

And I don't like

your attitude.

Okay.

Matthieu, let me just say,

I completely understand.

I think Johnny Whoops is --

it's a twisted game.

Okay? And it's --

it should be outlawed.

Also, you know it's not really

prank game, right? [ Chuckles ]

I can, like, tell you

how to do it, if you want.

So at the end, you just

cross your arms like this.

So this whoops,

it's a red herring.

It's actually just this.

[ Laughs ]

Oh.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, my God.

Show her. Show Portia.

Hey, Portia.

Yeah?

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,

Johnny Whoops, Johnny Whoops.

Johnny, Johnny,

Johnny, Johnny.

[ Screaming ]

[ Cash register beeping ]

Don't put the shovels

on the counter.

I'll walk around.

We're going to go see

what the upstairs looks like.

-Oh, you're so obvious.

-Good night.

Aaah!

So it's just us.

[ Laughs ]

We should probably go to bed

like everyone else,

don't you think?

You go ahead.

I just want to, like...

I want to, like, soak up

the last couple hours

of my escapism.

You know?

That's so cool.

[ Sighs ]

Hey, have you ever done,

like, a Sleeping Beauty?

It's wild.

No. What's that?

Okay. It's like

a sedative high.

Most people think

sleeping pills are, like,

weirdly, just for sleep,

which is so lame.

Actually, when you mix it

with coke like an upper,

it's, like, the best

spiritual high.

You fall down tunnels

of light for hours.

That's exactly

what I need.

Okay. I knew

you'd be down, bitch.

Let me go upstairs

and get my dopp kit.

Okay.

Oh, Christ. This is

the worst day of my life.

Actually, we -- we don't

really need change.

So I think we're --

Legally, I can't do that.

The register has to be

completely accounted for.

So I need you to help me

find the coins.

[ Sighs ]

I need to help you

find the coins?

Drew.

Yeah.

Uh, yeah, okay. I mean,

I'll help you find the coins.

Makes sense.

Yeah, okay.

It's just so obvious

that Drew wanted to

sit next to me in that class.

Uh-huh.

But I had to move over

for Desiree.

And I just know that the whole

year would've gone differently

if we got to sit next

to each other, you know?

Totally, yeah.

[ Rattling ]

Hey. Were you able

to clean up at all?

No. Okay? I just finally

put everyone to bed.

Now, let's get

the fuck out of here

before the sun comes up.

Okay.

Okay?

I feel like you should've

just gotten a black bag.

[ Sighs ]

[ Gasps ]

-One, two, three.

-Oh, God. Careful.

[ Groans ]

Oh, Jesus.

Okay, wait a minute,

just bend -- just...

[ Bone cracks ]

Oh, gosh. It's so stiff.

Okay. Uh, maybe

if there's a way

that we can just put him

in a fetal position

and jam him in there.

No, no, it's too small.

The bag's too small. I told you!

This is the biggest bag

that they had, Dory.

Shh, shh, okay. I think

if we truly can just...

I'm sorry.

But just, like, crack...

Portia: Guys, are you up?

Dory: Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Okay.

-Hey, Porsh.

-Hi.

Oh, Dor, oh, I don't

know about Matthieu.

Oh, yeah?

I think he might be really dumb.

He puked. And then,

he still wanted to do it.

And I just need a second

to think about it.

Totally, yeah, let's go

sit on the couch.

Let's talk about it.

No. I need to get

a glass of water.

I'll go get it for you.

You go sit.

I'll bring it to you.

Okay. What's going on?

You guys are being so weird.

I feel very left out.

Well, why won't you just let me

get you a glass of water?

I can get it myself.

Hey, no, Portia, stop!

Stop!

Stop right there, stop.

Whoa, why?

Portia,

hi, sweetie.

Hi.

Just trust us.

Why?

If you go in this kitchen,

your career

will be ruined.

You guys are being crazy.

Is Drew in there?

I can't be the only one

that doesn't know.

That's insane.

Portia, Portia, listen to me.

♪ What do you say? ♪

I want you to imagine

the worst thing possible.

Okay.

It's worse than that.

And if you go in there,

you're choosing to be a part

of something

that's very big.

And -- and it's very bad.

So just go to sleep, okay?

♪ What do you say? ♪

Okay.

Okay.

Fine.

Whatever.

I have to know.

Portia, no!

No! No!

[ Screams ]

No, shh, shh, shh.

[ Screams ]

Shh, shh, shh.

You have to be quiet.

Otherwise, you're going to

wake up everybody else.

What is that?

Is that a real person?

Yes, this is

all very real.

Is he dead?

Yes.

What's going on?

What's happening?

Why is he in a suitcase?

-Okay. It was all just a...

What -- what are you doing?

-...terrible mistake, okay?

It was a misunderstanding.

Drew was trying to help me.

And I was trying

to help Chantal.

And it just happened.

You killed him?

We didn't mean to.

It was an accident.

Okay. Who is that?

It's Keith.

Keith, Keith,

remember Chantal said

that she didn't

know Keith?

Yes.

So why would you kill him?

We didn't mean to kill him.

Okay.

We didn't mean to kill him.

It just happened, yeah.

Did you call the police?

No, calling the police

isn't an option anymore.

I really wish

I didn't see this.

I know.

I would've actually preferred

to not see this.

I know.

And as my friend...

But we told you --

... I can't believe you let me

in a room with a dead guy!

Portia! I told you

not to come in here.

Didn't I? We told you

not to come in here.

So what we're

going to do is,

we're going to

take care of this.

And then, we never

have to talk about it

or think about it

ever again.

And we can just erase

it from our lives, okay?

Oh, babe, I'm sorry.

I get so dramatic.

Don't be sorry.

I'm sensitive.

And I'm just, like,

I'm just a little...

I'm just worried someone

might come look for him.

You know what I mean?

Yeah. But honestly,

the truth is,

I don't think anyone will.

Yeah.

You know?

He was just

kind of, like, a loser.

Yeah. He had, like, a sad life.

He was an isolated P.I.

It's like he

never even existed, so.

Yeah. What about,

like, family or...

Like, does he have a family?

He has an ex-wife.

Okay.

But he doesn't

have a family, really.

You know?

And he has a daughter.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God, Dory.

He has a daughter?

-That makes me feel sick.

-Jesus Christ!

Dory, that makes me

feel sick.

Guys, guys, guys, guys,

guys, guys, guys, guys,

I've obviously made

a million mistakes.

Okay? I shouldn't have

dragged you all into this.

And it was so stupid.

I mean, every -- everything

I did was for nothing.

I'm sorry.

I'm so, so sorry.

I don't know

what else to say.

Dory.

Dory, sweetie,

you know what I think?

I think if we sort of snuggle

him up in the fetal position,

he's going to --

he's going to fit

right into the suitcase.

Okay. Let's --

let's just stop here.

Okay. Okay.

All hands on deck, guys.

It's a lot harder to dig a hole

than you would think, weirdly.

-[ Screams ]

-Shh! Shh! Portia! Portia!

-God! Oh, my God!

-Oh, God.

-It's so creepy.

-Okay. Okay.

Let's go around there. C'mon.

-It's nothing.

-We can't bury him here.

-Let's just go around there.

Come on, Portia,

get it together. Let's go.

-She's watching us.

-Okay. Are you happy?

-Do I look like that?

-No.

Drew?

Ow-wee!

[ Groans ]

[ Door hinges creak ]

[ Groans ]

Drew, are you awake?

Portia?

I'm just going

to bunk with you, okay?

Because my bed is so cold.

[ Sighs ]

Okay. Okay.

[ Panting ]

Portia: My foot hurts.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

what are you doing?

Nothing. I just want

to get his cellphone

and delete all the text messages

and get his wallet.

Okay. Well, I really think

we should leave

all the stuff the way it is.

Don't you think?

No, but it'll be

better that way.

Because in case

anybody finds it,

they won't be able

to identify him.

What is that?

I guess he just

wanted the reward money.

Ow, God, my feet

are hurting so bad!

Yes, everything about this

is uncomfortable, Portia.

Elliott, I think can complain

a little bit, Elliott.

We're literally

digging a grave.

It's just such a weird

way to end my day.

Okay. What is going on?

This hole won't get any deeper.

It won't get any goddamn deeper.

What's going on?

All right, Ell,

why don't we just calm down

a little bit? Okay, pal?

Okay. I don't understand.

I don't understand.

How is this pile of dirt so big

but this hole

is so small, Drew?

Explain it to me.

It's small. It's small, pal.

How is this so big

and this is so small?

Why don't you take a break?

I don't need to take a break!

Okay.

I just need to know

what the fuck

is going on! Okay?

Elliott...

[ Muffled screaming ]

I'm fine.

It's okay.

I'm ready to keep digging.

Okay.

Okay. The sun is coming up.

We got to do this now.

Well, it's not

deep enough, Elliott.

It's as deep as it's going

to get, Drew. Come on.

What do you mean, it's as deep

as it's going to get?

-It's a hole.

-Drew, stop. Get out. Get out.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. It's wet.

Oh, God.

On three.

One, two, three.

I heard a crack.

I heard a crack.

Shh, we got to cover

it up with dirt now. Come on.

[ Groans ]

Are you going

to bone me or what?

No.

I think it looks good.

It looks good.

It just looks like dirt.

I think we should go.

Okay.

Guys, guys, guys, shouldn't

we pray or something?

Absolutely not.

No, let's go.

A man is dead.

We have to say something.

We're not animals.

Dory, you knew him.

You want to say something?

I didn't have any

connection to him.

Can we have a moment

of silence then, please?

Fine.

Everyone bow your heads.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

Can you guys just turn off

your phones for one second?!

-It's not me.

-It's not me.

I don't have mine.

I don't have my phone.

So it wasn't me.

What?

[ Cellphone chimes ]

It's Keith's.

♪ Here, we're walking over

sticks and stones ♪

God.

♪ The enemy shadows

start retreating ♪

♪ I feel my blood

begin to flow ♪

It's from his daughter.

-Oh, God.

-What does it say?

♪♪

"Are you with Dory?"

♪♪

♪ You make my eyes

cut through the dark ♪

♪ Night vision ♪

♪ Killing shadows with a spark ♪

♪ You give me night vision ♪

♪ In the pitch black,

we start to glow ♪

♪ Night vision ♪