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[music playing]

[creaking and squeaking]

[moaning]

[heavy breathing]

[sexual noises]

Oh, shit.

Sorry, Liv.

[phone rings]

Hey, babes.

No, the rugby do's done.

I'm on my way home with boys.

We stopped off for Pop-Tarts.

I'll see you soon.

Love you too.

This is never happening again.

You said that last time.

And you called me, remember?

You loved it, more than you know.

[MUSIC - MR. DERO AND KLUMZY TUNG, "HEADSCREWS"]

[SINGING] I'm sort ofunorthodox in my thoughts.

I've got a million and one things to do

but I pause for a second just to check

if everything is in order.

Guess I'm the author of my same old story.

My brain works in mysterious ways.

I can't explain, if you need me to say.

If I never had my head screwedon my neck connected by flesh,

then I bet you I'd lose it.

My brain works in mysterious ways.

I can't explain, if you need me to say.

If I never had my head screwedon my neck connected by flesh,

then I bet you I'd lose it.

Mama said if my head weren'tscrewed on my neck tie,

on my shoulders, then I--

[music stops]

AGNES MALONE: Oh, I put it here.

I know I did.

Oh, where is it?

LIV: Mum?

Every night for a week, you turn up

looking like a zombie, Olivia.

And do not tell me there is nothing

to worry about, because your entire aura is

telling me quite the opposite.

Mum, I'm fine.

You are not fine, Olivia.

You are out of control.

Where the hell is it?

What?

The purple one, my amethyst.

If I show up at the EternalCircle without my own crystals,

I'll look like a bloody day tripper.

Have you hidden it?

Why would I do that?

I don't know, Olivia.

I don't know why any of you doany of the things that you do.

Is that it?

You're welcome.

Thank you.

LIV: Maude, breakfast.

This retreat could be a realbreakthrough for me, you know?

Healing.

Maude, your hair looks insane.

You haven't been up all nightreading again, have you?

Fine.

Be like that then.

[horn honks]

So I'm leaving on a sour note, am I?

- No.- Well, that's how it feels.

See you in a couple of days.

And I'm trusting you with the house.

Love you!

[door slams shut]

I liked her betterwhen she was into aliens.

[doorbell chimes]

Why are we here?

Who the fuck knows?

Houdini.

What happened to you at the party last night?

I had to--

why are you here?

Well, Mini told us to.

But we're not really sure.

Why are we here?

Hi-de-hi.

Oh, here she is.

Head inside, everyone.

Come on, Nick.

- You know-- - What's going on?

I think someone broke into my bag last night.

I'm sure that was you.

Nick told me everything.

And I am so sorry.

I'd eaten, like, one sultana that day.

Everything after my fashionshow meltdown is kind of a blur.

Did we fight?

You don't remember?

Oh, my god.

We did.

Could we be friends again?

Just, like, forget the whole thing?

I'm really sorry, Liv.

Yeah.

I'd like that. - Yay!

Thanks, Liv.

Come in.

Come on, babes.

Hi, everybody.

Thanks for joining me here.

This is really difficult. OK.

I've been a complete bitch toyou all, some more than others.

And I'm really sorry.

It's just-- well, you'reall so cool and alternative.

And when I'm with you, I feela bit like Nicola Roberts.

She's the plain one in Girls Allowed.

Franky, uh, you were right.

We could all be awesome mates.

I want that now.

So do, um, Liv and Nick.

So we were wondering if youcould find it in your hearts

to give us a second chance?

Right, guys?

Yeah, right.

Well, I'm in.

I mean, as long as everythingis in the past, right?

Dead and-- and buried.

Friends again.

Peace in our time.

Hmm.

Oh, so this is actually happening, is it?

Brilliant.

Nice one, buddy.

Group hug!

No, I don't like hugs.

Aw, amazing.

We're all friends.

Get off me!

Oh, and, um, look.

I got us all a little present.

My mum's back seeing that Hells Angel.

Ta-da.

No one leaves till this bag is empty.

[alternative music plays]

If that's really tobacco,then why is it green?

Tobacco is green.

Then what's she smoking?

Heroin.

He's kidding.

It's tobacco.

Why did you tell me that?

What's it like being ginger?

You OK?

Stay away, please.

Do you think she knows?

She can't.

How can she?

What are you two whispering about?

Nick's having trouble making friends.

Oh, sweetie.

Just smile and nod if you're having trouble.

Yeah.

Mm, this needs some gin.

That's my mum's expensive stuff.

You were wrong, by the way.

He does love me.

OK.

It's reached a whole new level.

It's weird I used to bethat hung up about sex, when

now it's just all the time.

I've got carpet burns on my ears.

So good.

I'm happy for you.

Don't know how I let it bother me so much.

As if anything could get in the way of me

and Nick being together.

What's going on here?

Everyone's having such a good time.

It really would be a shame if you spoiled it.

You know what this needs?

Sherry.

Hmm.

You're right.

OK, I'll go get some.

You do that.

You're coming with me.

Oi!

Who needs fresh air?

It's all over the place.

I want to party.

What about the sci-fi season?

You said you wanted to go, right?

Frak, yeah.

Mum said I couldn't.

Enjoy.

What about you?

What are you doing?

I'll come back soon.

Don't worry.

You're going to go and see Bella, aren't you?

Why can't I come?

She's my sister too.

Do I love you?

Indeed you do.

See you in a bit.

[electronic door buzzer]

You all right?

Umm.

Got a blade in my pants.

I've just come from the shower.

Had to sort some bitch for stealing my shampoo.

She looks a bit like you now.

When are you going to bring Maude along, man?

I miss her.

I don't think Mum would be too into that.

Ah, still trying to keep Mum happy?

For me?

Look, OK, I fucked Nick.

And I know that's wrong, right?

But I think Mini knows andshe's trying to pretend

like nothing happened.

And I did it again.

And why should I feel guilty when Mini's

always fucking playing me?

If she wants to say it never happened,

just say it never happened.

Everyone's a winner. Just keep it simple.

Yeah, but--

Liv, if I can survive a place like this,

you can say you don't fuck some boy.

Well, thanks, sis.

Stop being a pussy.

[screams]

[MUSIC - AARON JENTZEN, "PEOPLE LIKE US"]

[SINGING] They've been nickeled and dimed away.

A dirty bit of business.

For people like us, washed in the water

and left on the shore.

For people like us, there's gotto be a little something more.

For people like us.

For people like us.

Have I met you before?

You'll have to do better than that.

No, I wasn't trying to--

whatever.

Oh!

Agh!

[grunts] Ah.

I'm so sorry.

Are you OK?

Don't worry about it.

I can't run forever.

Here, enjoy that.

You make a lovely couple.

Emancipation from the bondage of the soil

is no freedom for the tree.

Come here.

Ah!

Thanks for your help there, miss.

Come on. - You're welcome.

I'm arresting you forpossession of Class A drugs.

You don't have to say anything--

Oi.

Where are you going?

Haven't decided yet.

Well, that's mine.

But he gave it to me.

Because he thought you were with me.

Well, I'm not.

What was it, anyway?

You ever seen crystals that color before?

No.

Let's do it.

I don't know who you are.

So?

It'll be fun.

Fun.

I'm just trying to get out of this shithole.

Well, I hate this town too.

Let's get fucked, burn it tothe ground, dance on the embers,

and then you can get on your coach.

[coin drops]

Done.

Let's go.

So what are we going to do then?

Well, we stole this day.

It doesn't count.

So we can do what we want.

We're going to need to make some rules, though.

What?

Keep it simple, right?

No future, no names, no touching.

This is not a hookup.

I've got interpersonal issues and syphilis.

OK.

And the reason I choseyou is because you're little

and I do karate.

This is, like, a one day only deal.

And if I see you on the street tomorrow,

I am going to blank you.So don't get weepy about it.

Fine. I'm leaving tomorrow.

Good.

Bombs away.

So we just wait, do we?

Till we come up?

Hmm.

We could get some booze,but I don't have any money.

Do we need money?

Let's see.

[door beeps]

Thank you.

Have a nice day.

[door beeps]

[whistling]

[phone rings]

[clears throat twice]

STORE CLERK: Gordon, it's your wife.

The twins have found yourfigurines, and one of them's

choking on a hobbit.

Which one?

It's not Frodo, is it?

It's valuable.

Which kid, you idiot?

For God's sake, this is all I need.

Yes, darling.

I can hear you.

Calm down.

Thanks.

Come again.

STORE CLERK: Yes.

I'm stealing this.

Just go.

Bye!

Oi!

Stop those kids!

Whoo-hoo!

How do you feel?

Amazing. You dick.

He could have caught us.

What's the point of doing itif you don't enjoy the chase?

You're a bad influence.

[phone rings]

Who's that?

My husband.

Really?

Fuck him.

You've shoplifted before, haven't you?

Everything I'm wearing I stole.

Sweet.

Give me your watch then.

No, this was a gift.

My brother gave it to me.

Everything else, though, was nicked.

My sister took me shoplifting once.

She had this special coatwith massive pockets.

Yeah?

Can I have her number?

Have you no shame?

No.

We can take all this back to thegarage if you really want to.

I'm sure he'd be happy to see us again.

Tricky, without receipts.

Cheers.

You're not real.

You're like a Charles Dickenscharacter named Teddy Sextramp.

What do you think?

Teddy Sextramp?

Teddy Sextramp, who I metwith drug dealers and police,

and we go shoplifting, and who told

you it was OK to look at strangers the way

you look at me?Because it's too much, Teddy.

And yes, I would say yes. I'm coming up.

How about you? - I think so.

How are my pupils?

Open your mouth and say, "ah."

Aah!

[SINGING] Take up aresidence one of these days.

Now we were too busytalking about all the things

that we never believed in, you know.

Let's check it out.

[bell on door tinkles]

[MUSIC - STRAUSS, "TALES FROM THE VIENNA WOODS"]

Hello?

MATTY: Hello?

Hello?

LIV: Hello?

[laughs]

[music intensifies]

Whoo!

[music softens]

STANLEY NIMMO: Don't worry.

She doesn't bite.

Can I help you?

Oh, we're just browsing.

Just browsing at your rat.

She's a mouse.

I made the whiskers myself.

I have a wonderful three piece suit

that would fit you, young man.

Mm.

Ah.

And for the lady.

Yes.

Yes, try it on.

I'll leave you to it.

I might just hang out with her.

How's this?

Sharp.

STANLEY NIMMO: See if you like the lining.

Hello. I'm in here.

Yeah, I just wonder if youwouldn't mind looking up just--

just-- just into camera there.

Now-- now, let me help.

What are you doing?

Wouldn't normally, butyou seem so accommodating.

No!

I don't want to!

Take it off!

Get off me!

Get off of me!

I need to see you!

Oi!

Argh!

Ah!

Oh!

Fucking perv!

Evidence.

Need the fucking CCTV tape.

Where is it?

Got it.

Got it.

Today we take this perv'sdosh and rinse him dry.

Tape. Money.

Let's go.

[knocking on door]

Hello?

Hello, is anyone there?

I need to return my costume.

We need to get out of here.

Whoo!

[laughter]

[voices echo]

Whoo!

[laughter]

What's the matter?

It's starting to hurt.

Is there any more?

Table manners.

The rules.

Still hurts.

It's nothing.

Trust me.

My hand kills from when Ipunched my brother yesterday.

But he was fine.

And the perv will be too.

It's OK.

We did nothing wrong.

Anyway, we were never there, remember?

I still think we should check.

OK.

It's not a good idea.

OK, we just walk past, yeah?

Casual. - Casual.

Casual.

Shit!

Cops.

[suspense music]

He's dead.

Pervs don't die.

He'll be back.

But he's hurt, right?

Where were you going today with your bag?

I don't know.

Away.

Into the countryside somewhere.

Can I come?

Can we go together?

Are you serious?

Yeah. Fuck that guy.

We'll just go.

We'll run away.

Refill?

Refill.

Where are we going to go?

Let's go first thing tomorrow.

We're not done with tonight yet.

Whatever we do, it's you and me.

You and me.

Always.

This is real, right?

This is real.

[alternative music plays]

[dog barks in distance]

[birds chirp]

Let's go.

Yeah?

[upbeat music plays]

Richard.

Richard, you fell asleep,you fucking amateur.

No, I didn't.

Oh, Franky's gone.

What a lightweight.

Olivia.

That's my name.

It's lovely.

Didn't get the sherry.

MINI: [moaning]

LIV: What the hell are you doing?

That's my bed.

And I'm in it with my boyfriend.

Whatever.

I'm out of here anyway.

Who's he?

Hi.

Sorry.

I'm Matty.

Matty?

Matty.

Matty?

What the fuck?

Nicholas.

Have I missed something?

Yeah.

He's my brother.

Shit.

They're brothers.

- What are you doing here?- Don't worry.

I'm leaving.

We're just leaving.

Nick.

Liv, whatever he's told you, don't believe him.

He's a psycho.

Stay away from her.

Why do you care?

You've got to be shitting me.

You and her?

Party is over.

Everybody out? - Liv!

Don't touch me!

Whatever's going on, I don't care.

Yeah, well, I do.

MATTY: I don't care about him.

It's you and me.

I don't know you.

And I don't trust you.

Just get the fuck out of my house.

[sniffs] And the rest of you, out.

[radio plays]

Aah!

Franky!

Where is everyone?

[sighs] Party's over.

Oh.

LIV: I told them to piss off.

Can you just go too and leave me alone?

[man's voice on radio]

What's going on with you and Mini?

What do you care?

It's between me and her.

It's got nothing to do with you.

All that hate and blame is toxic.

Is it?

Or you may be just a bit too fucking sensitive.

I watched this earlier.

I liked it.

Um.

[hums scale] Ready?

Good afternoon.

This is the news.

Today, it has been revealed that geography

teacher Mr. Beale has no penis.

But Liv fancies him anyway.

I don't care.

I don't care.

[MUSIC - OLIVER GIRDLER, "FALL INTO FAITH"]

[SINGING] Need a little time.

Can't understand.

What's the worry--

Today, it was revealed that Kathy, Kelly,

and Marilyn are all slags.

It has also been revealedthat Sam is a fat slag,

Dionne is a dozy slag, and MissPage is a total fucking slut.

[SINGING] Take what you can.

There's no hurry.

It's up to you.

REPORTER [ON RADIO]: Whenemergency services were called

in response to a reportedrobbery at Nimmo's Costume

Emporium in City Center, ownedand managed by Stanley Nimmo,

a well known and popular figure in the area.

It was when Mr. Nimmo wasbeing treated for his injuries

sustained in the robbery that police

found evidence of covert surveillance

in the shop's changing rooms.

It is understood that Mr. Nimmo then attempted

to flee the scene and was restrained

by police, who latercharged him with possession

of indecent material.

He's OK.

[SINGING] I myself can breathe.

I myself can see what's going on.

MAUDE: Hi.

- Are you crying? - No.

I'm fine.

Really?

Well, I'm not.

I've just walked home.

I was in that place all night.

Maude, I'm so sorry.

You said you'd come back.

I watched the whole thing waiting for you.

Shit.

I'm really sorry.

You must be starving.

I'm not hungry.

You're a crap shit.

LIV: Doesn't sound right when you swear.

It doesn't sound right when you try to be cool.

You're not cool.

And I am swearing now.

Because you let me down.

So deal with that, fuckteeth.

Eat that, sister.

What are you doing back here?

I want to talk about you and Mum.

BELLA: So you want to spoilthis thing between us, do you?

LIV: If we can't talk about that,

then we can't really talk about anything.

For fuck's sake, Liv,can we just keep it simple?

Our whole family's beentrying to keep it simple,

and we're falling apart.

She deserved what I did to her.

She's a psycho control freak who drove

Dad away and tried to blameit on me every fucking day.

I hate her, and she hates me.

So what is there to talk about?

Me and Maude.

BELLA: What about you?

I'm not coming back here.

You're never going to be me.

Yeah, I know.

MAN [OVER PA]: The coach forSwansea is now leaving Bay 4.

Now boarding at Bay 4 for Swansea.

The costume shop guy's OK.

Yeah, I saw.

You're going anyway?

I always was.

Nothing's changed.

Everything's changed.

We just got wasted.

Nice fucking you.

Watch yourself.

You don't trust me, remember?

I'm sorry.

What can I do?

I'll break your fingers.

No, you won't.

Stay.

I can't do this on my own.

Matty Sextramp!

Keep it.

Have a pie with somebody you trust.

Liv.

That'll kill you.

I'm sorry.

Trust you.

[coughs]

How do you feel?

Like a fox ate my brain andshat it back into my head.

Still just about works, though.

Are we-- what are we?

We're OK.

Just like your brain.

Don't kiss me.

I stink.

I can handle it.

Did I disgrace myself?

No.

Ulck!

[bottles clatter]

Shh.

We broke into someone's house.

Who's?

Mine.

Who's in here?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Nick, it's me.

And me.

Are you OK?

I'm fine.

Better go.

I'll see you.

Thank you.

What were you doing here?

I'm sorry I hit you.

I need to come back.

Please talk to Dad for me.

I thought it was burglars.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You totally lost it with us, Matty.

Please, can you talk to Dad?

I want to come back.

Do you remember how we became friends?

I'd been crying all morning.

And you came over to me.

I thought you were going togive me a tissue, like everyone

else who knew what happened.

But instead, you gave methese in the middle of winter.

I felt so cool with you.

And we were so much better thanall those nice boys and girls,

like we knew a secret they didn't.

But we don't tell eachother our secrets, do we?

I owe you so much.

Can I try and explain what happened?

Why would you do that?

So we'd have a chance.

I'm so sorry, Mini.

MINI: Nick told me you drank a bottle of vodka

to apologize to his brother.

Funny.

Out of all the boys intown, you ended up with him.

What can I do to make it OK?

Just tell me, I'll do it--

anything.

You're joking.

If you mean it.

Mins, my stomach is, like, raw.

Good.

Can't we just talk?

After you show me how sorry you are.

I can't do it.

If you're really sorry.

[coughs]

I hope you die puking up your kidneys, bitch.

[door slams]

Mum?

Mum, are you here?

Mum?

Maude?

It's me.

What have you been doing?

Look at the state of you, again.

Mum, it's been horrible.

Mini hates me.

I don't know what to do.

It's all a party to you, isn't it?

I trusted you with my house, Olivia.

I'm sorry.

How was the retreat?

Pointless.

It's all pointless, Liv.

I do know my hobbies are ridiculous.

But I can't just jet away like your dad.

So what can I do?

Maude's out.

Did you see the mess she left in the kitchen?

She's so angry. What do I do?

Do I need to send her away somewhere?

- Maude's fine.- Throwing crockery is not fine.

I will not have violence in this house, Olivia.

Maude didn't throw it.

I did.

Why would you do that?

[SINGING] I'm so throughwith this one and feeling

so hopeful.