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I'M GONNA NAIL
BO AND LUKE DUKE,
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NAIL THEM.
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OLD CRAZY COOTER TALKING.
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TURKEY COMING
RIGHT DOWN MY ALLEY.
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I'M HAVING
A PICNIC.
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WHICH WAY
TO THE BEACH?
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I WANT THOSE
SLOT MACHINES.
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NOW WE GOT THEM.
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WE GOT THEM.
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I WISH THOSE DUKE BOYS
WERE ON MY SIDE.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
DAISY.
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WHY, THANK YOU,
ENOS.
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OH, GET HER OUT.
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DON'T STAND THERE.
GO GET HER!
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YEEEEE-HOO!
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Balladeer: WELCOME
TO HAZZARD COUNTY.
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♪ JUST A-GOOD OL' BOYS ♪
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♪ NEVER MEANIN' NO HARM ♪
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♪ BEATS ALL YOU NEVER SAW ♪
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♪ BEEN IN TROUBLE
WITH THE LAW ♪
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♪ SINCE THE DAY
THEY WAS BORN ♪
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♪ STRAIGHTENIN' THE CURVES ♪
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♪ FLATTENIN' THE HILLS ♪
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♪ SOMEDAY THE MOUNTAIN
MIGHT GET 'EM ♪
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♪ BUT THE LAW NEVER WILL ♪
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♪ MAKIN' THEIR WAY ♪
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♪ THE ONLY WAY
THEY KNOW HOW ♪
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♪ WELL, THAT'S JUST
A LITTLE BIT MORE ♪
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♪ THAN THE LAW WILL ALLOW ♪
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♪ JUST A-GOOD OL' BOYS ♪
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♪ WHO WOULDN'T CHANGE
IF THEY COULD ♪
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♪ FIGHTIN' THE SYSTEM LIKE
2 MODERN-DAY ROBIN HOODS ♪
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YEEEEE-HOO!
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YEEEEE-HOO!
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Balladeer: WELCOME
TO HAZZARD COUNTY.
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YEEEEE-HAA!
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Balladeer: YOU PROBABLY
NOTICED THERE'S SOMETHING
DIFFERENT HERE.
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WELL, THIS
IS HAZZARD COUNTY.
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THEY DO THINGS
DIFFERENT HERE.
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THIS IS BO DUKE
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AND LUKE DUKE.
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THEY'RE COUSINS,
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AND THEY FIGHT
THE SYSTEM.
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Luke: YOU KNOW,
WHEN I GOT UP
THIS MORNING,
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THE BIGGEST THING ON MY MIND WAS
DOING A LITTLE RABBIT HUNTING.
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Bo: THEN THE HOUND DOG RUNS OFF.
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MY CAR IS TAKEN.
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NOW WE'RE CHASING
THE SHERIFF'S CAR.
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AIN'T YOU GLAD WE AIN'T
IN THE BIG CITY WHERE
LIFE GETS COMPLICATED?
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PAY UP.
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YOU MIND WAITING
TILL THIS IS OVER?
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COOL IT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
TAKING A BREAK?
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IF YOU TUNED THIS CAR
INSTEAD OF CHASING
WOMEN LAST NIGHT,
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WE'D HAVE ALREADY HAD HIM. NOT
WITH YOU ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL.
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GRAB THAT SIGN.
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YOU GRAB IT.
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WELL, I CAN'T.
I'M DRIVING.
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OH, IS THAT
WHAT YOU CALL IT?
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TRY NOT
TO LOSE HIM, OKAY?
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WOULDN'T BE
MUCH OF A CHASE
IF WE DO.
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BO, YOU DRIVE
LIKE MY FANNY
WHIPS APPLE BUTTER.
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YOU KNOW,
I--I KIND OF ADMIRE
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THE WAY HE HANDLES
THAT THING.
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IT'S TOO FUN!
INSANE BOX MAGIC.
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COOTER DAVENPORT,
YOU AIN'T GOT THE SENSE
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THE GOOD LORD
PROMISED A TURKEY.
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HEY, LUKE.
WHAT SAY, BO?
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AIN'T YOU GONNA
SEE WHAT HE DID
WITH YOUR CAR?
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YOU BORROWED
MY CAR THIS MORNING.
WHAT'D YOU DO WITH IT?
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USED IT TO
RUN THE SHERIFF
OFF THE ROAD
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TO MAKE HIM MAD.
WHEN HE JUMPED
OUT...
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YOU JUMPED
INTO HIS, RIGHT?
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WHY DID YOU STEAL
THE SHERIFF'S CAR?
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WELL, HE
IMPOUNDED MINE.
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SEEMED ONLY FAIR
TO TAKE HIS.
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USING MY CAR? OH,
THAT'S REAL GOOD, COOTER.
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WELL, I TOLD YOU
NOT TO LEND COOTER
YOUR CAR.
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COOTER, DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT IT'S GONNA TAKE
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TO STRAIGHTEN
ALL THIS OUT?
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NO.
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WELL, HELLO, BANDIT.
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NOW, WHAT'S THAT
DOING THERE?
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MAYBE IT'S
TOOK IN A RAID.
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THERE AIN'T
NO SLOT MACHINES
IN HAZZARD COUNTY.
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THERE'S GONNA BE SOON.
HE'S BRINGING THEM IN.
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WHO IS?
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SHERIFF
ROSCO COLTRANE.
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Balladeer: THAT'S HIM,
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SHERIFF ROSCO COLTRANE.
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AFTER 30 YEARS
AS A FAIRLY HONEST LAWMAN,
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MOST OF ROSCO'S PENSION
GOT DEFEATED
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IN THE LAST BOND ELECTION.
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NOW, THIS LEFT ROSCO
TO FACE RETIREMENT
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ON A BAD CASE
OF HEMORRHOIDS
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AND ABOUT 2 YEARS LEFT
IN OFFICE TO GRAB ALL HE COULD,
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SO OVERNIGHT,
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ROSCO BECAME THE BEST LAWMAN
THAT MONEY COULD BUY.
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HE GOT A RAKE-OFF
FROM MOONSHINE,
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CONTRABAND, AND EVEN
PORTABLE PROSTITUTION
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IN 2 CRUISING RV CAMPERS.
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NOW OLD ROSCO IS
UP FOR REELECTION.
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THAT MEANS THE ONE MAN
HE'S GOT TO SEE
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IS BOSS HOGG.
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IF SHERIFF ROSCO
RUNS THE COUNTY,
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BOSS HOGG RUNS ROSCO.
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NOW, BOSS EATS
AT THE BOARS NEST
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BECAUSE HIS WIFE LULU
IS A LOUSY COOK.
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YOU CAN TELL
A LOT ABOUT A MAN
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BY WHAT HE EATS
FOR BREAKFAST.
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BOSS USUALLY HAS COFFEE
AND RAW LIVER.
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WELL, AT LEAST
HE DON'T DUNK IT.
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WELL, BOSS,
THEM SLOT MACHINES
IS COMING IN TODAY.
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GOOD.
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TELL ME SOMETHING...
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DID THE POLICE
GET YOUR CAR BACK?
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UH...
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BOSS, UH, LISTEN.
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I DON'T THINK I'M
GETTING ENOUGH RAKE-OFF
ON THEM SLOT MACHINES.
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YOU KNOW, UH, I MEAN,
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I GOT A LOT
OF EXPENSES, YOU KNOW,
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WITH THE ELECTION,
AND THEN I-IT'S...
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LISTEN, I'M TAKING
ALL THE RESPONSIBILITY
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PUTTING
THEM SLOT MACHINES
IN, YOU KNOW,
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AND, UH,
YOU OWE ME, BOSS.
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I OWE YOU?
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YEAH.
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ROSCO, I'VE OVERPAID
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ANY DEBT I'LL
EVER HAVE TO YOU.
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'CAUSE YOU MARRIED
MY FAT SISTER.
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I MARRIED
YOUR FAT SISTER.
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UH, BOSS, ABOUT
THE ELECTION, NOW--
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WELL, YOU JUST
BETTER WIN.
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THAT HONEST
JOHN LEDBETTER WHO'S
RUNNING AGAINST YOU
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CAN'T BE BOUGHT.
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YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
HE'S HONEST?
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HE'S SO CROOKED IT MAKES
YOU LOOK STRAIGHT...
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BUT HE'S CLEAN RUTHLESS.
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YOU'RE DIRTY RUTHLESS.
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GIVE ME DIRTY RUTHLESS
ANY DAY.
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YEAH. YEAH.
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LISTEN, I'M
GONNA BEAT HIM.
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I'LL BEAT HIM G-G-GOOD.
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ROSCO, WITH YOUR IMAGE
RIGHT NOW,
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IF YOU WERE
THE ONLY MAN RUNNING...
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I'D COME IN SECOND.
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YOU'D COME IN SECOND.
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GOOD.
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HMM?
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Balladeer: JESSE DUKE
IS A CLAN PATRIARCH.
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NOW, YOU'RE GONNA
LOVE OLD JESSE.
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HE'S QUITE A STUDY.
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JESSE'S A RETIRED MOONSHINER,
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AND HE'S VERY RELIGIOUS.
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ALTHOUGH HE'S WELL-READ,
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HE'S ROUGH AS
A MOUTHFUL OF BARK
WHEN HE'S RILED.
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BO AND LUKE ALWAYS
HAVE BREAKFAST WITH JESSE,
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EXCEPT ON SATURDAYS,
WHEN THEY EAT AT THE GARAGE
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ON DOUGHNUTS AND BEER.
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YOU GET YOUR CAR BACK
FROM THE SHERIFF YET?
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THAT DUMB
COOTER DAVENPORT.
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DUMB COOTER? YOU'RE
THE ONE THAT LOANED
YOUR CAR TO HIM.
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NEXT TIME YOU WANT
TO LOAN YOUR CAR
TO A FOOL LIKE THAT,
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JUST RUN IT
OVER A CLIFF.
SAVE GAS.
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MR. DUKE?
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OH, HOWDY.
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REMEMBER ME?
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JILL DOBSON,
THE ORPHANAGE FUND.
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SURE, SURE.
I GOT SOME MONEY
READY FOR YOU.
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OH, THANK YOU
SO MUCH. EXCUSE ME.
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I REALLY
APPRECIATE
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EVERYTHING THAT
YOU'VE DONE.
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I'LL JUST GET IT.
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OKAY. THANK YOU.
JILL DODSON?
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YOU'RE LITTLE
JILLY RAE DODSON?
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IT'S JUST JILL NOW.
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I HAVEN'T
SEEN YOU SINCE YOU
RUN OFF TO COLLIN.
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IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
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LUKE, AIN'T IT WONDERFUL
WHAT HORMONES CAN DO?
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MMM.
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W-WHAT ARE
YOU DOING NOW?
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WELL, SINCE
I GOT BACK,
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I'VE BEEN
WORKING ON THE--THE
ORPHANAGE PROJECT.
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THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT'S
GONNA CLOSE IT DOWN
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IF IT'S NOT
COMPLETELY RENOVATED.
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT
THE COUNTY FUNDS?
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UNFORTUNATELY,
IT'S NOT ELIGIBLE
FOR COUNTY FUNDS.
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IT WAS PRIVATELY ENDOWED
YEARS AGO,
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AND THE MONEY JUST SEEMS
TO HAVE RUN OUT NOW.
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YOU'RE GONNA
SAVE THE OLD PLACE
ALL BY YOURSELF?
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WELL, I WAS
RAISED THERE.
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ME AND LUKE WOULD
BE GLAD TO HELP OUT,
WOULDN'T WE?
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NOPE.
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WHAT DO YOU
MEAN NOPE?
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IT'S YOUR
CIVIC DUTY.
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AT LEAST 2 OF THEM KIDS AT THAT
ORPHANAGE
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COULD BE YOURS.
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BO'S ALWAYS
BRAGGING ON ME.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
I REMEMBER MOST
ABOUT YOU, JILL?
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WHAT?
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YOUR CRUSH ON ME.
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ISN'T IT FUNNY
HOW OUR TASTES CHANGE
WHEN WE MATURE?
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WAS THAT
A COMPLIMENT?
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YOU PROBABLY
THINK IT IS.
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Balladeer: NOW,
ALL THIS ROMANCE
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DOES EVENTUALLY FIT
INTO ROSCO'S ELECTION,
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SO Y'ALL STICK WITH US.
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THE BOARS NEST,
OWNED BY BOSS HOGG,
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IS THE SLICKEST CLUB
IN HAZZARD.
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ALL THE ELITE GO THERE.
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IT HAS A DOLLAR COVER CHARGE
TO KEEP OUT THE RIFFRAFF.
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YOU KNOW, I JUST
DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
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I DON'T SEE WHY
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YOU DON'T WANT
TO HELP JILL
WITH THE ORPHANAGE FUND.
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WE GOT NOTHING ELSE
COOKING.
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SHE DON'T
DO NOTHING FOR ME.
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I HATE SKINNY WOMEN.
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YOU JUST AIN'T GOT
NO TASTE, THAT'S ALL.
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I SWEAR,
IF WOMEN WAS BIRDS,
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YOU'D PROBABLY
DATE A BUZZARD.
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YOU'D DATE A CRANE,
NO MEAT.
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I'M COLLECTING
THESE.
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WHAT FOR?
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LINING
THE RABBITS' CAGE.
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FACE UP.
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Balladeer: DAISY DUKE
IS BO AND LUKE'S COUSIN.
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I WISH YOU WAS
ON THE MENU!
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00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:29,732
Balladeer: SHE DRIVES
LIKE RICHARD PETTY,
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00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,125
SHOOTS LIKE ANNIE OAKLEY,
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00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:34,519
KNOWS THE WORDS TO ALL
OF DOLLY PARTON'S SONGS.
230
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:41,918
HEY, JERRY.
HOW ABOUT YOU?
231
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,964
YOU KNOW, IF WE
WEREN'T COUSINS,
I'D MARRY YOU.
232
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,444
IT'S NEVER STOPPED ANYONE
IN THIS FAMILY BEFORE.
233
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:49,360
YOU GOT A POINT THERE.
234
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:50,361
FILL IT UP
THERE, JERRY.
235
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:52,276
TAKE IT EASY.
236
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:55,105
HEY! DON'T GO YET.
237
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:56,846
WE GOT PLANS LATER.
238
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:59,022
GET YOUR
COTTON-PICKING PAWS OFF.
239
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,763
LOOK NOW, WHEN
I FINALLY GOT HOLD,
240
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,504
I THINK I'LL
JUST HANG ON.
241
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:03,853
LET GO.
242
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,463
NAH. WE LOOK
KIND OF NICE.
243
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,248
I KIND OF--OHH!
244
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:25,309
YOU OKAY?
245
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:26,746
I'M ALRIGHT.
246
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,878
OH, NOW, BO,
WHY DID YOU
STEP IN LIKE THAT?
247
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,750
I'M GONNA GET
CHARGED FOR 2 BEERS.
248
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:33,056
BELIEVE ME, HONEY, I'M
NOT GONNA DO IT AGAIN.
249
00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:34,928
ARE YOU REALLY GOING OUT
WITH THAT SHARECROPPER?
250
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,016
OF COURSE NOT.
251
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,539
IS THAT DUDE
BOTHERING YOU?
252
00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,976
HE JUST THINKS
HE'S THIS BIG-SHOT
GANGSTER BECAUSE
253
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,456
HE'S GONNA UNLOAD
SOME SLOT MACHINES
254
00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:43,023
OFF THIS
FERTILIZER TRUCK.
255
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,720
DOESN'T EXACTLY
MAKE HIM AL CAPONE.
256
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,375
LADY, DON'T
GO PUTTING MY BUSINESS
OUT ON THE STREET!
257
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,159
HEY, DUDE, SIT DOWN.
258
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:51,379
YOU GOT
ME TO MESS WITH
IF YOU DON'T.
259
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:52,293
YOU--OK.
260
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,947
REALLY.
HIS BROTHER'S
261
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:56,863
BRINGING IN THESE
SLOT MACHINES ON
A FERTILIZER TRUCK.
262
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,429
THEN THAT SILLY DUDE
WANTS ME TO GO
263
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:00,562
TO THE NO-TELL MOTEL
WITH HIM.
264
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,172
SAYS HE'LL TAKE ME
TO NASHVILLE...
265
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,696
THE GRAND OLE OPRY,
THE WORKS.
266
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,308
I RECKON I'VE
NEVER WANTED TO SEE
ANYTHING THAT BAD.
267
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,789
NOT EVEN
NOT EVEN DOLLY PARTON.
DOLLY PARTON.
268
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,834
JERRY. HEH HEH.
269
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:14,271
CAN YOU
IMAGINE THE LOOK
ON ROSCO'S FACE
270
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,143
WHEN HE OPENS UP
THAT FERTILIZER TRUCK...
271
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,710
AND ALL HE SEES
IS FERTILIZER.
272
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:19,755
RIGHT.
273
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,587
YEEEE-HOO-HOO!
274
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:26,980
HEY, BO.
275
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:27,632
WHAT SAY, LUKE?
276
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,025
HOW YOU DOING?
277
00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,461
HELLO, COOTER.
278
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,159
Y'ALL STILL DRIVING
THIS THING ON THE ROAD?
279
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:35,162
YUP. NO, YOU
CAN'T BORROW IT.
280
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,164
WHERE'S MY SHARE
OF THAT MONEY
YOU OWE ME?
281
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:38,774
OH, I GAVE IT TO BO.
282
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:39,862
HOW COME?
283
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,603
WELL, YOU SEE, UH,
284
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,345
I OWE HIM 50, AND
Y'ALL BEING KIN,
I FIGURED--
285
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:48,044
WE'S EVEN?
286
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:48,915
HEY. LOOKY HERE NOW.
287
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:49,872
HEY, LUKE.
288
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,221
HEY, HOW YOU
DOING, DOBRO?
289
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:53,006
HEY, BRODY, QUINN'S
LOOKING FOR YOU.
290
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:54,529
WHAT YOU DOING?
291
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:56,226
HEY, MR. DOBRO.
292
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,620
Y'ALL IN
FOR A LITTLE FUN?
WE GOT OUR CARS.
293
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,535
YEAH. WHAT'S ON?
294
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:01,666
SHERIFF ROSCO.
295
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,146
SHERIFF ROSCO?
296
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,411
Balladeer: BO AND LUKE
LAID IT OUT FOR THEM.
297
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:10,588
AFTER A GUT-BUSTING LAUGH,
THEY CRANKED UP AND CUT OUT.
298
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,940
WHOO-HOO!
299
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,558
YEEEE-HA!
300
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,734
YAAAAA-HOO!
301
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:28,041
YAAAA-HOO!
302
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:32,915
Luke: GO STRAIGHT.
GO STRAIGHT.
303
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:36,266
Bo: IT'S ALRIGHT.
I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING.
304
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,628
OH, I LOVE
YOUR SHORTCUT.
305
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,630
CUTE. THEY MUST'VE
JUST CHANGED THIS
306
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:56,678
SINCE THE LAST TIME
A GIRL CHASED ME
THROUGH HERE.
307
00:14:56,765 --> 00:15:01,596
YOU KNOW, BO, YOU
COULD LOSE YOUR WAY
ON A RACETRACK.
308
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:15,523
BURT REYNOLDS NEVER
SEEMED TO GET LOST.
309
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:18,308
HE'S GOT
A MUSTACHE.
310
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,141
Balladeer: NOW,
IF THERE'S ONE THING
THEM OLD BOYS LOVED
311
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,404
BETTER THAN A RACE
ON A TRACK,
312
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:30,451
IT'S A CHASE ON A ROAD.
313
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:37,545
YAAAAA-HOO!
314
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:03,571
YEE HEE HEE HEE.
315
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,020
Balladeer: SINCE THEY
ALL HAD CBs,
316
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,195
THEY SET UP A NET
317
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:21,545
WITH EACH MAN
ON A DIFFERENT ROAD.
318
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,417
WHOEVER SPOTTED
THE FERTILIZER TRUCK
319
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:27,029
WOULD CALL BACK
TO BO AND LUKE,
WHO'D INTERCEPT.
320
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:31,642
DOBRO DOOLIN STAKED OUT
ON THE INTERCHANGE.
321
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,209
THIS HERE'S
DOBRO DOOLIN
322
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:37,083
COMING TO YOU LIVE
FROM THE INTERCHANGE.
323
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:41,174
Balladeer: OLD BRODY
WATCHING 76 SOUTH,
324
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:44,264
AND CRAZY COOTER
COVERED 421.
325
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,179
FOR THAT FERTILIZER TRUCK
TO GET BY,
326
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:49,704
IT'D HAVE TO LEAVE THE ROAD
AND COME OVERLAND.
327
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,184
IT AIN'T GONNA WORK.
328
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,490
CAN'T MISS.
329
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,449
WHAT IF IT DOES WORK?
330
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:58,582
WHAT DO WE GONNA
DO WITH ALL THEM
SLOT MACHINES?
331
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:01,107
WELL, I NEVER
THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.
332
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:05,024
YOU'LL THINK
OF SOMETHING.
333
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:10,203
OLD CRAZY COOTER
TALKING.
334
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,248
TURKEY COMING
RIGHT DOWN MY ALLEY.
335
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,162
GOBBLE GOBBLE.
336
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,642
I READ YOU, COOTER.
337
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:15,947
DO YOU COPY THAT, DAISY?
338
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,210
COOTER'S ON 421.
339
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:18,559
Daisy: 10-4.
340
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:19,255
HIT IT.
341
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,866
HEE HEE HEE.
342
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,455
LOOKY HERE. LOOKY HERE.
WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
343
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:47,936
LEROY,
344
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,069
YOU BEST LEAVE
THAT GUN RIGHT HERE.
345
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:53,072
WOULDN'T WANT
TO SCARE THAT AWAY.
346
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:56,858
ARE YOU HAVING
TROUBLE, LITTLE LADY?
347
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:59,513
YEAH, I'M
HAVING A PICNIC.
348
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,905
WHICH WAY
TO THE BEACH?
349
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,951
THERE AIN'T NO BEACH
AROUND HERE.
350
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:05,475
AW. AND ME
WITH THIS BASKET
351
00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:08,348
FULL OF LEMONADE AND
CHITLIN SANDWICHES.
352
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,134
ALRIGHT, BOYS,
RAISE THEM HIGH
353
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,310
AND DON'T
TURN AROUND.
354
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:16,921
NOW, Y'ALL
PROMISED ME YOU WOULDN'T
BRING MACHINE GUNS.
355
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:17,966
MACHINE GUNS?
356
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,185
LORD HAVE MERCY.
357
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:22,188
GOOD LUCK,
FELLAS.
358
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:29,934
YOU AIN'T GOING
NOWHERE, HOG.
359
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:35,244
Luke: WHOOOOO-HOO!
360
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:37,638
YEE-HOO!
361
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,815
Balladeer: AIN'T THIS FUN?
362
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:46,734
Balladeer: THE DUKE FAMILY
HAD BEEN IN THE
WHISKEY BUSINESS
363
00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:50,085
50 YEARS BEFORE
THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.
364
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,305
THEY FOUGHT EVERYBODY
FROM THE BRITISH
TO THE CONFEDERACY
365
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,655
TO THE U.S. GOVERNMENT
TO STAY IN IT,
366
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:58,093
UNTIL LAST YEAR, WHEN
BO AND LUKE GOT CAUGHT
ON A WHISKEY RUN.
367
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,965
SO JESSE SWALLOWED
A LIFETIME OF PRIDE,
368
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:04,534
SIGNED A TREATY
WITH THE U.S. GOVERNMENT
TO STOP MAKING WHISKEY
369
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:07,450
IF BO AND LUKE
COULD GET PROBATION.
370
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:10,671
YOU SEE, HE LOVED THEM BOYS
BETTER THAN LIFE ITSELF,
371
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:14,196
BUT SOMETIMES, THEY REALLY
MADE HIM WONDER WHY.
372
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:19,288
BOYS!
373
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,594
HE FOUND THEM.
374
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:21,638
YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO GET THE EGGS.
375
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:24,554
I THOUGHT YOU WERE.
376
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:35,043
NOW, THIS TIME...
377
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,218
YOU GONE TOO FAR.
378
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:37,350
NOW, JESSE,
ALL WE--
379
00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:38,960
WHERE'D YOU
GET THEM?
380
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,353
SHERIFF ROSCO
SNUCK THEM IN
381
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,224
ON A TRUCKLOAD
FULL OF FERTILIZER.
382
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:43,399
SO WE HIJACKED
THE TRUCK.
383
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:44,879
YOU MEAN,
384
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:47,882
YOU STOLE THESE
GAMBLING MACHINES
AND A TRUCK?
385
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,144
OH, NO.
YEAH.
386
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,885
UH, YEAH.
NO.
387
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,234
WELL, WE LEFT
THE TRUCK
388
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:53,322
IN FRONT OF
THE SHERIFF'S
OFFICE.
389
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,324
AND WHAT ABOUT THESE?
390
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:56,978
WELL, WE WAS JUST
THINKING THAT MAYBE--
391
00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:58,501
YOUNG MAN...
392
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,851
YOU THINK AGAIN.
393
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:04,420
YOU KNOW GOOD AND WELL
THAT THIS FAMILY DON'T
HOLD WITH NO GAMBLING.
394
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,206
WELL, NOW, JESSE, WE
BEEN MAKING MOONSHINE
FOR OVER 200 YEARS.
395
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,208
NOW, WELL, WHY
IS GAMBLING DIFFERENT?
396
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:13,560
BECAUSE MAKING WHISKEY
WAS A FAMILY TRADITION
397
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:16,867
LONG BEFORE
THERE WAS A U.S. OF A.
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT
398
00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:18,956
TO TELL US THAT
WE COULDN'T,
399
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:22,090
AND PASSING A LAW
DIDN'T CHANGE
THE FAMILY WAYS NONE.
400
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,048
WELL, YEAH, BUT
THIS IS SOMETHING
DIFFERENT--
401
00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:28,401
AND BESIDES, WHEN WE
WAS MAKING CORN WHISKEY,
402
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:31,621
WE PAID TAXES
ON THE CORN.
403
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,928
GAMBLING'S A VICE.
404
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,626
HOW YOU GONNA TAX VICE?
405
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,672
NOW, THEN...
406
00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:39,847
I'M GOING IN THERE,
407
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:42,197
AND I'M GONNA
COLLECT MY EGGS,
408
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,807
AND WHEN I COME
BACK OUT HERE,
409
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:47,594
I DON'T WANT
TO SEE ANYTHING BUT
HIND ENDS AND ELBOWS
410
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:50,553
AS YOU 2 BOYS ARE LOADING
THEM THERE MACHINES
411
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,861
ON THAT THERE
TRUCK YONDER.
412
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,517
AND...
413
00:20:57,604 --> 00:21:00,302
DON'T GO SELLING THEM
AT A PROFIT.
414
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:03,653
THAT'D BE WRONG, TOO.
415
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,786
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
416
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:08,354
I THINK I'M TIRED
OF YOU ALWAYS GETTING
US INTO TROUBLE
417
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:11,052
AND ME HAVING
TO THINK A WAY OUT.
418
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:13,272
WELL, WE GOTTA
CHANGE HIS MIND.
419
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:16,840
THAT'D BE LIKE
REVERSING A BUZZ SAW.
420
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:20,017
WE CAN'T SELL THEM,
WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE
TO GIVE THEM AWAY.
421
00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:24,413
LIKE A CHARITY
OR SOME...
422
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,764
WE'RE GONNA REVERSE
THAT BUZZ SAW.
423
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:29,984
UNCLE JESSE!
424
00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:32,726
WE'RE FIXING
TO CHANGE YOUR MIND.
425
00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:34,815
UH, RATHER,
LUKE IS.
426
00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:36,077
WELL, TELL HIM.
427
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:38,297
WELL, LUKE?
428
00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:40,168
CAN WE KEEP
THOSE SLOTS
429
00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:42,518
IF I SHOW YOU
THAT ALL GAMBLING
AIN'T BAD?
430
00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:44,172
NO WAY.
431
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:47,262
NOW, HOW ABOUT
IF ALL THE PROCEEDS
FROM THOSE MACHINES
432
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,699
WENT TO THE
ORPHANAGE?
433
00:21:49,786 --> 00:21:51,788
YOU JUST FOUND A WAY.
434
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,137
Balladeer:
TO PUT THE MACHINES
435
00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:54,835
WHERE THEY'D DO
THE MOST BUSINESS,
436
00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:57,577
BO AND LUKE IGNORED
THE BARS AND ROADHOUSES
437
00:21:57,664 --> 00:22:00,275
AND HIT ALL THE CIVIC
AND FRATERNAL CLUBS,
438
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:03,800
AND TOOK 30%
RIGHT OFF THE TOP.
439
00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:05,106
HEH HEH. Y'ALL EVER
BELONGED TO A GROUP
440
00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:08,805
THAT WASN'T TRYING
TO RAISE MONEY?
441
00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:11,025
FOR INSTANCE, THE HAZZARD
LADIES AUXILIARY
442
00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:13,419
NEEDED MONEY
FOR A DOOR PRIZE,
443
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:16,770
A TRIP TO SEE
THE LAWRENCE WELK SHOW.
444
00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:19,555
THE HUNTING CLUB
HAD 2 PROJECTS:
445
00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:22,036
RAISING MONEY FOR THE ANIMAL
PROTECTIVE LEAGUE
446
00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:24,995
AND THE ANNUAL
TURKEY SHOOT.
447
00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:28,216
IN ONE DAY, BO AND LUKE
WERE SOLD OUT.
448
00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:30,392
I WANT THOSE
SLOT MACHINES.
449
00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:31,872
BEEN MISSING 3 DAYS.
450
00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:33,743
WELL, THAT AIN'T
MY FAULT, BOSS.
451
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,310
THEY SET UP
MY DRIVERS
452
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:38,269
WITH A HALF-NAKED
FEMALE WOMAN UP
ON THAT HIGHWAY.
453
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,880
SHOOT, ANYBODY'D
STOP FOR THAT.
454
00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:42,926
WELL, YOU BETTER
GET THEM BACK BEFORE
WORD GETS ROUND,
455
00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:44,885
OR YOU'RE GONNA BE
OUT WITH THE VOTERS.
456
00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:45,407
AND YOU?
457
00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:48,889
AND ME.
458
00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:51,674
WELL...
459
00:23:09,736 --> 00:23:11,041
BETTER NOT
HIT TOO HARD.
460
00:23:11,128 --> 00:23:12,608
THE WHOLE ORPHANAGE'S
GONNA FALL IN.
461
00:23:12,695 --> 00:23:14,131
HI. YOU
STARTLED ME.
462
00:23:14,218 --> 00:23:16,917
OH, YOU AIN'T
SEEN NOTHING YET.
463
00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:18,440
W
464
00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:19,833
MONEY.
465
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:20,921
WHAT'S THAT?
466
00:23:21,008 --> 00:23:22,488
GROOVY.
HE'S MY HELPER.
467
00:23:22,575 --> 00:23:23,793
WANNA GET
A SODA POP?
468
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,056
SURE.
469
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:29,669
SO, HERE'S YOUR MONEY.
470
00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:30,800
YOU'RE KIDDING.
471
00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:31,758
I'D NEVER KID
ABOUT LOVE OR MONEY.
472
00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:33,368
BUT HOW'D--
473
00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:36,110
WELL, IT WAS
DONATED BY SOME VERY
CIVIC-MINDED PEOPLE.
474
00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:37,894
IT'S NOT MUCH,
BUT IT'S A START.
475
00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:39,418
GONNA COLLECT
FROM THEM EVERY WEEK.
476
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,637
OH, THAT'S
WONDERFUL.
477
00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:44,118
I KNEW IT. IT IS MY MONEY
YOU'RE AFTER.
478
00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:45,685
EVERYBODY SAID
IT WAS MY BODY.
479
00:23:45,772 --> 00:23:46,599
INCREDIBLE.
MY BODY?
480
00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:48,078
YOUR EGO.
481
00:23:48,165 --> 00:23:50,167
WELL, THANKS. I'VE
BEEN WORKING ON IT
FOR YEARS.
482
00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:51,778
LOOK...
483
00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:55,477
DON'T GET ME WRONG,
I APPRECIATE
THE MONEY, REALLY.
484
00:23:55,564 --> 00:23:58,132
IT'S JUST THAT
I KNOW THIS IS
ONLY A GAME TO YOU.
485
00:23:58,219 --> 00:23:59,525
A GAME?
486
00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:02,310
BO, THIS PROJECT
IS VERY SERIOUS TO ME.
487
00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:04,181
FOR THE 2 WEEKS
I'VE BEEN BACK,
488
00:24:04,268 --> 00:24:06,488
I HAVE FOUGHT THE ROTTEN
COUNTY POLITICS,
489
00:24:06,575 --> 00:24:07,707
THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT,
490
00:24:07,794 --> 00:24:10,449
EVERYBODY TO TRY
AND SAVE THIS PLACE.
491
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:12,146
THE ONLY REASON
WE'RE BEING CLOSED DOWN
492
00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:16,367
IS BECAUSE BOSS HOGG
CONTROLS THE BOARD
AND WANTS THE LAND.
493
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,369
WELL, WHAT DOES BOSS
WANT THE LAND FOR?
494
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,241
A SHOPPING CENTER.
495
00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:22,286
THIS WAS MY HOME,
496
00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:26,116
THE BEST POSSIBLE
ANY ORPHANAGE COULD BE.
497
00:24:26,203 --> 00:24:29,555
YOU MEAN WELL,
AND ANY OTHER TIME,
IT MIGHT BE FUN,
498
00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,165
BUT I JUST
DON'T HAVE TIME
499
00:24:31,252 --> 00:24:34,037
FOR YOUR CUTE COUNTRY
SHUCKING AND JIVING
RIGHT NOW.
500
00:24:34,124 --> 00:24:36,170
I DO LIKE A WOMAN SALTY.
501
00:24:36,257 --> 00:24:37,301
YOU HAVEN'T
BEEN LISTENING.
502
00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:38,389
WELL, SURE I HAVE.
503
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,913
YOU BEEN AWAY
TO THE BIG CITY,
504
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,915
AND NOW
YOU COME BACK TO SAVE
THE OLD HOMESTEAD.
505
00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:43,351
LOOK, I--
506
00:24:43,438 --> 00:24:46,093
BUT WHILE YOU WERE
GONE ALL THAT TIME,
507
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:49,270
I WAS HERE FIGHTING
THAT SAME ROTTEN SYSTEM
EVERY DAY.
508
00:24:50,184 --> 00:24:50,924
LOOK--
509
00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:52,795
NOW, I LIVE HERE.
510
00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,362
I CHOOSE THIS LIFE,
511
00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:56,016
NOT BECAUSE I DON'T
KNOW NO BETTER,
512
00:24:56,103 --> 00:24:58,801
BUT BECAUSE I
BELIEVE IT IS BETTER,
513
00:24:58,888 --> 00:25:00,499
AND I'M GONNA FIGHT
ANYTHING OR ANYBODY
514
00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:03,676
THAT POLLUTES THE WELL
WHERE I DRINK.
515
00:25:03,763 --> 00:25:05,678
SAVING THIS ORPHANAGE
IS JUST PART OF IT.
516
00:25:05,765 --> 00:25:07,593
I DIDN'T MEAN--AND ANOTHER THING.
517
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,552
IF YOU THINK I'M
DOING THIS TO MAKE
A PLAY FOR YOU,
518
00:25:10,639 --> 00:25:12,293
WELL, WOULD YOU GROW UP?
519
00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:15,426
BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
WHEN I MAKE A PLAY
ON A LADY,
520
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,516
I DON'T HAVE
TO GIVE HER MONEY.
521
00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:20,257
ALTHOUGH IT DO
KEEP HER HANDS BUSY.
522
00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:24,348
WELL, HOW AM I DOING?
523
00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:27,743
NOW, YOU WALK ME
TO MY CAR.
524
00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:29,223
THE NEXT MONEY
I COLLECT,
525
00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:31,573
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO COME AND GET IT
YOURSELF.
526
00:25:38,275 --> 00:25:40,495
WHAT YOU DOING, SON?
527
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,715
SQUIRTING FLIES.
528
00:25:45,239 --> 00:25:47,589
I HATE KIDS.
529
00:26:05,259 --> 00:26:07,391
HARVEY...
530
00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:08,697
WHERE DID
YOU GET THAT?
531
00:26:08,784 --> 00:26:10,438
WE GOT 2 OF THEM,
SHERIFF.
532
00:26:10,525 --> 00:26:12,962
I KNOW. I SEE
YOU GOT 2 OF THEM.
533
00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:15,312
WE WANTED MORE,
BUT THE OTHER CLUBS
HAD TAKEN THEM ALL.
534
00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:21,231
WHEN YOU SAY OTHERS,
YOU TALKING LIKE
IN OTHER CLUBS?
535
00:26:21,318 --> 00:26:24,104
THE LADIES AID,
THE HUNTING CLUB--
536
00:26:24,191 --> 00:26:25,714
HOLY SMOKE.
537
00:26:25,801 --> 00:26:27,890
ALL THE C-CLUBS
ARE GOING GREAT.
538
00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:31,372
AHEM. YOU AIN'T
GONNA CAUSE A FUSS
ARE YOU, ROSCO?
539
00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:34,244
UH, I'D BE
VERY UNPOPULAR
IF YOU DID.
540
00:26:34,331 --> 00:26:36,159
AIN'T GONNA CAUSE
NO FUSS, HARVEY,
541
00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:37,508
BUT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
I'M THE SHERIFF.
542
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,162
I'M SUPPOSED
TO KNOW THESE THINGS.
543
00:26:39,249 --> 00:26:41,469
NOW TELL ME,
WHERE DID YOU GET IT?
544
00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:44,254
THE DUKE BOYS,
BO AND LUKE.
545
00:26:45,908 --> 00:26:48,476
BO AND LUKE DUKE?
HEH HEH.
546
00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:51,348
THEY GET 30%,
AND WE GET 70%.
547
00:26:51,435 --> 00:26:53,133
30?
548
00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:55,004
HECK, I ONLY GET...
549
00:26:55,091 --> 00:26:58,225
UH, ROSCO, IF YOU
PICK UP SOME MORE
SLOTS IN A RAID,
550
00:26:58,312 --> 00:26:59,356
COULD WE HAVE THEM?
551
00:26:59,443 --> 00:27:01,315
WE NEED SOME
NEW CARPETING BAD.
552
00:27:01,402 --> 00:27:03,056
UH...
553
00:27:03,143 --> 00:27:04,057
WELL--
554
00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:10,672
Rosco: IS THAT HER?
555
00:27:12,543 --> 00:27:14,284
YEEAAH.
556
00:27:14,371 --> 00:27:16,286
YEAH, THAT'S HER.
557
00:27:16,373 --> 00:27:17,287
NOW, YOU SWEAR?
558
00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:18,462
YEAH.
559
00:27:18,549 --> 00:27:20,682
ROSCO, IF YOU KNOW
THEM DUKE BOYS
560
00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:21,944
GOT OUR MACHINES,
561
00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:24,077
WHY DON'T YOU
THROW THEM IN JAIL?
562
00:27:24,164 --> 00:27:26,122
I WILL, SON, I WILL,
563
00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:27,950
WHEN I GET ENOUGH EVIDENCE.
564
00:27:28,037 --> 00:27:30,431
YOU
565
00:27:30,518 --> 00:27:31,954
SINCE WHEN
AN ELECTION'S COMING UP.
566
00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:33,086
GET OUT.
567
00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:51,321
MISS DAISY.
568
00:27:51,408 --> 00:27:52,758
HEY, SHERIFF.
569
00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:53,846
YOU GOTTA
COME WITH ME.
570
00:27:53,933 --> 00:27:55,325
WHY, SURELY
I'D LOVE TO,
571
00:27:55,412 --> 00:27:57,676
I'VE GOTTA GET TO WORK
OR I'LL BE LATE.
572
00:27:57,763 --> 00:28:00,156
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I'M GONNA HAVE
TO ARREST YOU.
573
00:28:00,243 --> 00:28:02,202
OH, MY LORD. WHAT FOR?
574
00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:04,465
HIJACKING,
THAT'S WHAT FOR.
575
00:28:11,515 --> 00:28:12,473
UHH. DAMN!
576
00:28:19,523 --> 00:28:20,481
FOLLOW THAT CAR!
577
00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:23,223
YOU'RE KIDDING.
578
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:26,008
MOVE!
579
00:28:28,532 --> 00:28:29,751
GET ON WITH IT!
580
00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:58,388
FASTER!
581
00:28:58,475 --> 00:29:00,390
I DON'T WANNA
GET NO TICKET!
582
00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:01,740
FROM WHO?!
583
00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:03,437
YOU DUMB JACKASS!
584
00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:08,964
WHOA!
585
00:29:56,446 --> 00:29:57,491
AAH!
586
00:30:00,624 --> 00:30:02,452
Balladeer:
Y'ALL HANG ON.
587
00:30:12,767 --> 00:30:15,552
♪♪
♪♪
588
00:30:20,209 --> 00:30:22,603
♪♪
♪♪
589
00:30:26,346 --> 00:30:28,130
PUT THE WINDOW DOWN.
590
00:30:28,217 --> 00:30:29,610
AAGH!
591
00:30:32,004 --> 00:30:34,223
HEY AGAIN.
592
00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:37,618
IF YOU TWO DON'T
TAKE THE PRIZE!
593
00:30:37,705 --> 00:30:38,880
NOW CHASING AROUND,
594
00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:41,230
RISKING YOUR OWN
PROBATION AND PRISON,
595
00:30:41,317 --> 00:30:42,231
THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS--
596
00:30:42,318 --> 00:30:43,363
NOW, WE DIDN'T MEAN--
597
00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:44,886
BUT DAISY...
598
00:30:44,973 --> 00:30:47,584
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
I SAID TO YOU BOYS,
599
00:30:47,671 --> 00:30:49,543
"LOOK OUT FOR DAISY"?
600
00:30:49,630 --> 00:30:53,199
AND HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE YOU SAID TO ME,
"WE WILL, UNCLE JESSE"?
601
00:30:53,286 --> 00:30:56,202
AND WHAT DO YOU DO?
YOU GET HER
THROWED IN JAIL.
602
00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:58,639
NOW JUST WAIT A MINUTE.
IT ISN'T ALWAYS THAT WAY.
603
00:30:58,726 --> 00:31:02,164
DAISY'S THE HOPE
OF THE WHOLE CLAN.
604
00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:03,339
THANKS A LOT.
605
00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:07,430
THE FAMILY LINE
ENDS WITH DAISY.
606
00:31:07,517 --> 00:31:11,173
HEH! THE CHANCE OF YOU TWO
PRODUCING A FAMILY
607
00:31:11,260 --> 00:31:16,091
RATES RIGHT UP THERE
WITH HOGS PRODUCING BEEF.
608
00:31:16,178 --> 00:31:18,311
FOR 200 YEARS...
609
00:31:18,398 --> 00:31:23,055
THE DUKE FAMILY HAD
THE WHISKEY CRAFT.
610
00:31:23,142 --> 00:31:24,926
THE GOVERNMENT TOOK THAT
AWAY FROM US.
611
00:31:25,013 --> 00:31:27,189
THEN WE HAD THE LAND...
612
00:31:27,276 --> 00:31:29,583
AND THE DEPRESSION
TOOK THAT.
613
00:31:29,670 --> 00:31:31,802
NOW ALL THE DUKE FAMILY
HAS LEFT
614
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,153
IS WHAT IT STARTED WITH,
AND THAT'S FAMILY.
615
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,895
AND DAISY IS FAMILY.
616
00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:40,115
NOW GET HER OUT.
617
00:31:40,202 --> 00:31:41,421
Balladeer:
SO THE NEXT MORNING,
618
00:31:41,508 --> 00:31:43,858
LUKE DECIDED
TO VISIT THE SHUT-INS.
619
00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:48,297
ESCORTING LUKE TO DAISY'S CELL
WAS DEPUTY ENOS STRATE.
620
00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:50,299
HE AND THE BOYS
GREW UP TOGETHER.
621
00:31:50,386 --> 00:31:52,345
ENOS HAD A CRUSH
ON DAISY...
622
00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:56,088
AND THE REPUTATION OF BEING
THE OLDEST VIRGIN
IN HAZZARD COUNTY.
623
00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:57,524
HOLD IT.
624
00:31:57,611 --> 00:32:00,309
NOW, ENOS,
NOW, YOU CAN
TELL ME.
625
00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:02,007
ANY CHANGE?
626
00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:08,187
WELL, HANG IN THERE.
627
00:32:09,492 --> 00:32:11,842
♪♪♪
628
00:32:16,151 --> 00:32:18,240
WELL, HEY, DAISY.
HOW YOU DOIN'?
629
00:32:18,327 --> 00:32:20,286
GREAT! I'M WRITING
THIS WHOLE NEW SONG
630
00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:22,679
ABOUT THIS ENRICHING
EXPERIENCE.
631
00:32:22,766 --> 00:32:26,509
BOY, JAIL COOKING REALLY
PUTS ON THE WEIGHT,
DON'T IT?
632
00:32:26,596 --> 00:32:29,556
LUKE, I'VE ONLY
BEEN HERE OVERNIGHT.
633
00:32:29,643 --> 00:32:32,298
STUCK IN THE SLAMMER,
TODAY OF ALL DAYS.
634
00:32:32,385 --> 00:32:33,560
IT'S HER BIRTHDAY,
YOU KNOW.
635
00:32:33,647 --> 00:32:34,691
OH, IT IS?
636
00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:37,390
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAISY.
637
00:32:37,477 --> 00:32:40,132
WHY, THANK YOU, ENOS.
638
00:32:43,352 --> 00:32:46,790
UH, JESSE SENT ALONG
THIS BIRTHDAY FLOWER
FOR YOUR HAIR.
639
00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:48,923
OH, THAT'S SWEET.
640
00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:51,447
I BROUGHT ALONG
CHANGE OF CLOTHES
TO CHEER YOU UP,
641
00:32:51,534 --> 00:32:53,754
SINCE YOU'RE STUCK HERE
IN THAT WAITRESS OUTFIT.
642
00:32:53,841 --> 00:32:55,103
YOU BETTER
CHECK IT OUT.
643
00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:56,887
MAKE SURE A SHOTGUN
AIN'T HIDDEN THERE.
644
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,673
I BETTER LET Y'ALL VISIT
A LITTLE BIT, LUKE.
645
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,588
NO TRICKS NOW, OKAY?
646
00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:03,024
BYE, DAISY.
647
00:33:03,111 --> 00:33:06,419
BYE, ENOS.
SEE YOU
AT SUPPER.
648
00:33:06,506 --> 00:33:07,898
BYE.
649
00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:13,382
NOW LISTEN UP.
650
00:33:14,818 --> 00:33:17,691
CORRECT ME
IF I'M WRONG, ROSCO,
651
00:33:17,778 --> 00:33:20,868
BUT THE ONLY THING
YOU'VE DONE TO GET BACK
THOSE SLOT MACHINES
652
00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:25,090
IS ARREST A WOMAN IN
A BIKINI FOR HIJACKING
A LOAD OF FERTILIZER.
653
00:33:25,177 --> 00:33:26,917
RIGHT, BOSS.
RIGHT?
654
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,485
BUT THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT'S GONNA GET THOSE
MACHINES BACK FOR US.
655
00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:32,401
YOU MEAN...YOU KNOW
WHERE THEY ARE?
656
00:33:39,191 --> 00:33:41,497
IT SEEMS
THE DUKE BOYS
PUT 'EM ALL OVER,
657
00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:43,282
IN ALL THE CIVIC CLUBS,
YOU KNOW?
658
00:33:43,369 --> 00:33:45,588
HAZZARD COTILLION,
THE LADIES' AID...
659
00:33:45,675 --> 00:33:47,808
LADIES' AID? HEH.
660
00:33:47,895 --> 00:33:51,725
HOT DAMN. I WISH
THOSE DUKE BOYS
WERE ON MY SIDE.
661
00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:53,466
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY, BOSS,
662
00:33:53,553 --> 00:33:56,512
'CAUSE I'M GONNA
HIT THEM DUKE BOYS
WHERE THEY LIVE.
663
00:33:56,599 --> 00:33:58,297
I GOT DAISY,
THEIR COUSIN,
IN JAIL,
664
00:33:58,384 --> 00:33:59,907
AND THEY'RE
GONNA SWAP.
665
00:33:59,994 --> 00:34:02,040
AND THEN I'M GONNA
ARREST 'EM
666
00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:04,564
FOR POSSESSION
OF ILLEGAL
GAMBLING DEVICES.
667
00:34:06,305 --> 00:34:07,523
WHAT?
ROSCO.
668
00:34:07,610 --> 00:34:09,569
I GOT ME 3 MEDALS
IN 2 WARS,
669
00:34:09,656 --> 00:34:13,660
AND THE ONLY TIME
I GET SCARED
IS WHEN YOU GET SMUG.
670
00:34:16,619 --> 00:34:18,143
THIS FEELS
KINDA AWKWARD.
671
00:34:18,230 --> 00:34:20,536
WELL, SEE, THE GROUND GIVES
YOUR BACK NATURAL SUPPORT
672
00:34:20,623 --> 00:34:22,364
AND STRENGTHENS YOUR ARMS.
673
00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:25,367
THIS IS THE WAY
BEGINNERS LEARN,
ON THE GROUND?
674
00:34:25,454 --> 00:34:26,455
NO, BUT, UH...
675
00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:28,544
FINALLY GOT YOU
LYING DOWN.
676
00:34:29,893 --> 00:34:31,504
WHY DID YOU TAKE UP
BOW
677
00:34:31,591 --> 00:34:33,201
WELL, I DIDN'T
HAVE NO CHOICE.
678
00:34:33,288 --> 00:34:34,420
LUKE AND ME'S
ON PROBATION
679
00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:36,117
AND CAN'T OWN NO GUNS,
SO...
680
00:34:36,204 --> 00:34:38,467
IT'S EITHER USE
THOSE BOWS THERE
OR THROW ROCKS.
681
00:34:38,554 --> 00:34:39,425
AT WHAT?
682
00:34:39,512 --> 00:34:41,166
WELL, AT GAME.
683
00:34:41,253 --> 00:34:44,299
SEE, IF WE RUN LOW
ON FOOD, WE HAVE
TO GO HUNTING.
684
00:34:44,386 --> 00:34:46,258
HE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO
NO GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE.
685
00:34:46,345 --> 00:34:47,955
HE'D RATHER STARVE.
686
00:34:48,042 --> 00:34:50,523
HEY, ARE YOU GOING TO
THE ORPHANAGE PICNIC
ON SATURDAY?
687
00:34:50,610 --> 00:34:51,915
WELL...
688
00:34:52,002 --> 00:34:53,787
YOU HAVE TO COME!
689
00:34:53,874 --> 00:34:56,485
IT'S THE MONEY THAT
YOU AND LUKE COLLECTED
THAT GOT US ROLLING.
690
00:34:56,572 --> 00:34:58,183
SATURDAY?
691
00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:01,142
YEAH...
692
00:35:01,229 --> 00:35:04,450
YEAH, THAT COULD TURN
INTO A REAL BARN-BURNER.
693
00:35:04,537 --> 00:35:07,757
BO, MAY I ASK YOU
SOMETHING SERIOUSLY,
PLEASE?
694
00:35:07,844 --> 00:35:11,544
WHERE IS ALL THAT MONEY
REALLY COMING FROM?
IT'S SO MUCH.
695
00:35:11,631 --> 00:35:13,023
AND IT'S ALWAYS
IN QUARTERS.
696
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:15,417
LOOK, THE TRUE SOURCE
IS A VERY PROMINENT MAN,
697
00:35:15,504 --> 00:35:17,767
WHO'D BE REAL EMBARRASSED
IF EVERYBODY KNEW.
698
00:35:17,854 --> 00:35:19,726
OH, HE'S
A PHILANTHROPIST.
699
00:35:19,813 --> 00:35:22,424
HE'S BEEN CALLED
EVERYTHING.
700
00:35:22,511 --> 00:35:25,035
WE STILL HAVE
A LONG WAY TO GO.
701
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,820
BUT IF IT HADN'T
BEEN FOR HIM,
702
00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:28,126
WE COULDN'T EVEN
BEGIN.
703
00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:29,518
I'D LOVE
TO THANK HIM.
704
00:35:29,605 --> 00:35:32,217
WELL, LOVE ME.
I'M THE GO-BETWEEN.
705
00:35:33,522 --> 00:35:34,436
BO...
706
00:35:34,523 --> 00:35:35,698
YEAH.
707
00:35:35,785 --> 00:35:37,744
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
TRY TO BE FUNNY?
708
00:35:37,831 --> 00:35:40,007
WELL, 'CAUSE, UH...
709
00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:42,052
YOU SCARE ME TO DEATH.
710
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:45,578
HELL, WE MIGHT GET--
GET COMPLICATED.
711
00:35:45,665 --> 00:35:49,016
WOULD IT BE EASIER IF
I SAID I WAS LEAVING?
712
00:35:49,103 --> 00:35:50,496
LEAVING?
713
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:53,977
THE JOB.
THIS WAS ONLY
TEMPORARY.
714
00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:57,459
DAMN, WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME THAT?
715
00:35:57,546 --> 00:35:58,852
WELL, IS IT IMPORTANT?
716
00:35:58,939 --> 00:36:01,681
SURE, IT IS.
I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT...
717
00:36:01,768 --> 00:36:05,075
WELL, I ALWAYS THINK
THAT THE WORLD TICKS
ON MY SCHEDULE, AND NOW...
718
00:36:08,644 --> 00:36:11,299
I REALLY HATE THAT
YOU'RE LEAVING, JILL.
719
00:36:11,386 --> 00:36:12,909
WHY?
720
00:36:12,996 --> 00:36:14,607
MAYBE 'CAUSE
YOU DO SCARE ME,
721
00:36:14,694 --> 00:36:17,218
AND, BELIEVE ME,
NOT MANY WOMEN DO.
722
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,097
HOW MUCH TIME WE GOT?
723
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:28,577
WELL...
724
00:36:30,057 --> 00:36:31,493
ENOUGH.
725
00:36:46,943 --> 00:36:47,944
HAZEL!
726
00:36:48,031 --> 00:36:49,685
HAZEL!
727
00:36:49,772 --> 00:36:51,078
YEAH, WHAT
DO YOU WANT?
728
00:36:51,165 --> 00:36:52,732
I'M SORRY
TO BE SUCH A BOTHER,
729
00:36:52,819 --> 00:36:55,517
BUT I HAVE TO GO TO
THE LITTLE GIRLS' ROOM.
730
00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:57,345
AGAIN?
731
00:36:57,432 --> 00:37:00,392
I GOT OTHER THINGS
TO DO, YOU KNOW?
732
00:37:04,047 --> 00:37:05,266
OHH...
733
00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:06,963
YOU'RE AN ANGEL.
734
00:37:07,050 --> 00:37:08,835
I HATE TO BE
SUCH A BOTHER.
735
00:37:08,922 --> 00:37:10,837
YOU'RE A REAL PAIN,
SWEETHEART.
736
00:37:20,368 --> 00:37:22,283
I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.
737
00:37:28,115 --> 00:37:29,290
HAZEL, HONEY...
738
00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:31,118
I KNOW I'M A PEST,
739
00:37:31,205 --> 00:37:33,251
BUT THAT LIGHT'S
NOT WORKING.
740
00:37:37,907 --> 00:37:38,691
OHH!
741
00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:57,536
WAKE UP, BIRTHDAY GIRL.
742
00:38:01,975 --> 00:38:03,629
Rosco: OL' BLUE,
I'M TELLING YOU:
743
00:38:03,716 --> 00:38:06,675
HE'S THE BEST HOUND DOG
IN THE COUNTY.
744
00:38:06,762 --> 00:38:08,068
SHERIFF,
I GOT BAD NEWS.
745
00:38:08,155 --> 00:38:09,722
WHAT, ENOS?
I'M HAVING MY LUNCH.
746
00:38:09,809 --> 00:38:11,114
DA-DAISY'S GONE.
747
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,379
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
748
00:38:14,466 --> 00:38:16,598
DAISY'S GONE.
749
00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:18,600
WELL, DON'T STAND THERE.
GO GET HER!
750
00:38:18,687 --> 00:38:20,689
YOU, TOO!
751
00:38:22,256 --> 00:38:23,257
HERE!
752
00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:29,045
GET HER!
753
00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:39,578
OH, YOU COULDN'T KEEP
A CANARY IN A CAGE.
754
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,862
SHERIFF! THERE SHE IS!
RIGHT THERE!
755
00:39:02,949 --> 00:39:04,777
SHERIFF, HURRY!
COME HERE! HURRY!
756
00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:14,352
HEY! DAISY!
SHE STOLE MY CAR!
757
00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:17,398
DON'T STAND THERE.
GO GET HER! GIT!
758
00:39:17,485 --> 00:39:20,532
COME BACK, DAISY!
GOLDARN IT, DAISY!
759
00:39:28,801 --> 00:39:31,412
[DEPUTIES SHOUT
IN CONFUSION]
760
00:39:44,991 --> 00:39:48,473
Balladeer: BET Y'ALL NEVER
SEEN A JAILBREAK LIKE THIS.
761
00:39:56,132 --> 00:39:57,656
POW! POW!
762
00:40:01,616 --> 00:40:03,009
POW! POW!
763
00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:10,320
THAT BOY'S FAST.
764
00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:12,105
AND HE DRIVES GOOD, TOO.
765
00:40:12,192 --> 00:40:14,760
HEY, FELLA, YOU EVER
CONSIDERED A CAREER
IN LAW ENFORCEMENT?
766
00:40:16,762 --> 00:40:19,460
LOOK, ENOS, WE'RE WILLING
TO FORGET WHAT HAPPENED.
767
00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:23,986
POW!
768
00:40:24,073 --> 00:40:26,119
YEAH, IT AIN'T YOUR FAULT
YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE.
769
00:40:26,206 --> 00:40:28,469
WRONG SIDE!
770
00:40:33,779 --> 00:40:35,911
NOW YOU KNOW SHERIFF
ROSCO BROUGHT IN
THEM SLOT MACHINES,
771
00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:37,826
AND THAT WAS WRONG.
772
00:40:37,913 --> 00:40:40,481
I KNOW. I DON'T SLEEP
GOOD AT NIGHT
KNOWING IT EITHER.
773
00:40:40,568 --> 00:40:43,484
IT'S WRONG
FOR Y'ALL TO STEAL
AND MAKE MONEY ON 'EM.
774
00:40:43,571 --> 00:40:45,747
ENOS, YOUR
DADDY RAN MOONSHINE,
AND SO DID OURS.
775
00:40:45,834 --> 00:40:48,446
DID YOU EVER KNOW US
TO MESS AROUND
WITH GAMBLING?
776
00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:50,012
WHY'D Y'ALL DO IT THEN?
777
00:40:50,099 --> 00:40:51,187
YOU'D NEVER GUESS.
778
00:40:51,274 --> 00:40:54,452
WE DID IT
FOR THE SHERIFF.
779
00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:56,018
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'D NEVER GUESS.
780
00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:57,672
SEE, ENOS,
IT'S A LONG STORY.
781
00:40:57,759 --> 00:41:01,023
IT ALL STARTED
ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO...
782
00:41:18,954 --> 00:41:23,002
TCH. AND WHILE
YOU ARE LETTING
THOSE PRISONERS ESCAPE,
783
00:41:23,089 --> 00:41:25,483
OLD LEDBETTER THERE
IS KISSING THOSE BABIES
784
00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:26,962
AND WINNING THOSE VOTES.
785
00:41:27,049 --> 00:41:28,747
WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT IT, BOSS,
786
00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:30,139
'CAUSE I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING:
787
00:41:30,226 --> 00:41:33,491
I'M GONNA NAIL BO
AND LUKE DUKE.
788
00:41:34,883 --> 00:41:36,581
NAIL 'EM.
NAIL 'EM?
789
00:41:36,668 --> 00:41:39,671
ROSCO, BEFORE YOU START
BUILDING ANY CROSSES,
790
00:41:39,758 --> 00:41:42,674
JUST REMEMBER THOSE BOYS
ARE VERY POPULAR AROUND HERE.
791
00:41:42,761 --> 00:41:45,241
YOU BETTER BE SURE
YOU HAVE THE EVIDENCE.
792
00:41:45,328 --> 00:41:47,592
THERE'LL BE NO RAILROADING
IN MY COUNTY...
793
00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:50,029
THIS CLOSE TO ELECTIONS.
794
00:41:50,116 --> 00:41:53,859
WELL, I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW
THOSE BOYS ARE BRINGING IN
2 BROKEN SLOT MACHINES,
795
00:41:53,946 --> 00:41:57,123
AND I KNOW WHERE,
AND I KNOW WHEN.
796
00:41:57,210 --> 00:41:58,516
YEAH.
YOU DO?
797
00:41:58,603 --> 00:42:00,518
HOW GOOD IS
YOUR INFORMATION?
798
00:42:00,605 --> 00:42:02,084
OH, IT'S GOOD.
IT'S GOOD.
799
00:42:02,171 --> 00:42:03,564
IN FACT,
IT'S MY DEPUTY.
800
00:42:03,651 --> 00:42:05,000
THEY MADE A FOOL
OUTTA HIM.
801
00:42:05,087 --> 00:42:08,308
AND, BOY, HE'S
ANXIOUS TO GET EVEN.
802
00:42:23,671 --> 00:42:26,587
SITTIN' DUCKS ALL SET.
803
00:42:26,674 --> 00:42:27,762
THAT'S A ROGER.
804
00:42:38,381 --> 00:42:40,470
COMIN' AT YA,
SHERIFF.
805
00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:43,865
THEY'RE ALL MINE.
HEE HEE.
806
00:43:03,842 --> 00:43:05,452
YEE-HAW!
807
00:43:05,539 --> 00:43:07,759
YOU--YOU--YOU...
808
00:43:17,290 --> 00:43:19,161
THEY'RE HEADED FOR TOWN.
809
00:43:19,248 --> 00:43:21,642
I'LL COME IN
THE OTHER SIDE.
810
00:43:41,488 --> 00:43:43,882
SEE WHAT?
HEY, DID YOU
SEE THAT?
811
00:43:43,969 --> 00:43:46,624
THE BAIT SHOP.
THEY'RE HAVING A SALE
ON WORMS AND CRICKETS.
812
00:43:46,711 --> 00:43:48,451
WELL, IF HE DON'T
SELL 'EM NOW,
813
00:43:48,538 --> 00:43:50,845
HE'S GONNA HAVE TO
FEED 'EM ALL WINTER.
814
00:46:03,456 --> 00:46:04,805
THEY'RE RIGHT IN
FRONT OF ME.
815
00:46:04,892 --> 00:46:07,808
NOW WE GOT 'EM, ENOS!
WE GOT 'EM!
816
00:46:11,420 --> 00:46:12,813
HANG ON, COUSIN.
817
00:46:16,077 --> 00:46:18,210
YEE-HAW!
818
00:46:20,299 --> 00:46:21,996
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
819
00:46:27,436 --> 00:46:28,698
I GOT 'EM!
HEE HEE!
820
00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,309
I GOT 'EM!
821
00:46:30,396 --> 00:46:32,790
I GOTCHA!
THIS TIME I GOTCHA!
822
00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:35,314
YOU HAVE BEEN GOTTEN!
823
00:46:35,401 --> 00:46:37,185
READ 'EM THEIR RIGHTS!
824
00:46:39,361 --> 00:46:41,363
"WELCOME SHERIFF ROSCO"?
825
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,374
[CHEERS
AND APPLAUSE]
826
00:46:55,682 --> 00:46:57,989
HOW WILL WE EVER THANK YOU FOR
ALL THAT YOU'VE DONE?
827
00:46:58,076 --> 00:46:59,120
UH, WHA...
828
00:46:59,207 --> 00:47:01,122
KIDS, NOW
DON'T BE EATING YET.
829
00:47:01,209 --> 00:47:04,212
I KNOW WE PROMISED
NOT TO TELL,
BUT SHE DRUG IT OUT OF US.
830
00:47:04,299 --> 00:47:07,563
WE FIGURED PEOPLE
HAD A RIGHT TO KNOW
JUST WHO SAVED THE ORPHANAGE.
831
00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:09,870
YOU WAIT TILL BOSS HOGG
FINDS OUT IT WAS YOU.
832
00:47:09,957 --> 00:47:13,526
OH, YOU OLD RASCAL,
YOU OLD SOFTIE, YOU.
833
00:47:13,613 --> 00:47:15,223
WE KNEW YOU'D BE
TOO MODEST TO SHOW UP
834
00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:17,399
TO THE CELEBRATION,
SO WE HAD TO TRICK YOU.
835
00:47:17,486 --> 00:47:19,140
ENOS THERE HELPED.
836
00:47:19,227 --> 00:47:20,663
I TELL YOU,
SHERIFF,
837
00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:22,970
I--I HAD YOU
ALL WRONG ABOUT
THE SLOT MACHINES.
838
00:47:23,057 --> 00:47:25,059
I'M MIGHTY PROUD
TO SERVE UNDER
A MAN LIKE YOU.
839
00:47:25,146 --> 00:47:28,497
OKAY. OKAY, ENOS, OKAY.
840
00:47:34,025 --> 00:47:36,070
LOOK...NO HANDS!
841
00:47:36,157 --> 00:47:38,681
NO, NO, NOW YOU
HOLD ON THERE.
842
00:47:38,768 --> 00:47:41,293
HEE HEE. HERE WE GO.
843
00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:43,338
WHEEEEE.
844
00:47:46,646 --> 00:47:49,823
Balladeer:
WELL, THE WORD GOT OUT, AND
OLD ROSCO WAS RE-ELECTED...
845
00:47:49,910 --> 00:47:53,479
WHICH MEANT THE DUKES
COULD STILL FIGHT
AN ENEMY THEY KNEW.
846
00:47:59,006 --> 00:48:01,922
AND JILL DECIDED TO
HANG AROUND AN EXTRA WEEK.
847
00:48:02,009 --> 00:48:04,316
OL' BOSS WAS REALLY BURNED
AT ROSCO
848
00:48:04,403 --> 00:48:07,319
FOR TAKING ALL THE CREDIT
FOR SAVING THE ORPHANAGE.
849
00:48:07,406 --> 00:48:09,234
AFTER ALL,
THEY WERE HIS SLOT MACHINES.
850
00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:15,718
SO THAT'S THE LEGEND OF HOW
SHERIFF ROSCO HELPED SAVE
THE ORPHANAGE...
851
00:48:15,805 --> 00:48:19,070
AND MADE GAMBLING RESPECTABLE
IN HAZZARD COUNTY.
852
00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:21,202
OF COURSE...
853
00:48:21,289 --> 00:48:22,900
HE HAD A LITTLE HELP.
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