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You know, now that CeeCee's
starting to walk,
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we should think about
babyproofing this place.
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We didn't babyproof the house
for you or your brother,
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and you both lived.
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Have you forgotten that Connor
stuck a butter knife
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in an outlet?
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And he lived.
Your point?
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Might explain the way he is.
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You mean
my electric personality?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Brought dinner.
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Ooh, meat lovers.
What's the occasion?
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Well, thanks to your husband,
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we're handling all the auto
business for the high school.
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I'm bringin' home the bacon,
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and the sausage
and the pepperoni.
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All of their tires, huh?
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I'm impressed.
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But...
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No buts. Way to go.
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Still feels like there's
a "but" coming.
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You feel it,
I feel it, too.
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You two are impossible.
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See, that feels better.
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Got a pretty hefty commission
check coming your way.
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We sure need it, given our
ginormous credit card debt.
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You mean my ginormous
credit card debt.
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I was tryin' to be nice.
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Try harder.
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Your ginormous
credit card debt
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does not diminish
my love for you.
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That is nicer.
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I was thinkin', how about
we take some of my commission
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and go have a fancy dinner
somewhere?
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No, that's okay,
we don't have to.
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You sure?
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Celebrate that we're finally
makin' some money.
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You're making some money.
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You're mad about that?
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Of course not.
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'Cause that'd be a weird thing
to be mad about.
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Yeah, well, I'm not.
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Good.
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Yeah, I'm really proud of you.
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Probably a nicer way to say it.
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Okay, fine, it pisses me off.
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There we go.
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It just makes me feel like
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I'm-I'm not contributing
anything.
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Honey, it ain't a competition.
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Yes, it is and I'm losing.
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You want me to earn less?
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Look, I went to college,
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I have a Bachelor of Arts degree
in communications.
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I should be making
more than you.
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Well, what's stoppin' you?
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Oh, come on, put that diploma
to use, talk to me.
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Can I get you anything else?
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Tea's fine.
Mm.
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You sure? Slice of pie?
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What kind of pie you got?
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Apple, pecan,
lemon meringue.
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Nah, I get my pie
from the Waffle House.
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Right.
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I could use some
more hot water.
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Can I get you another tea bag?
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You gonna charge me for it?
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Yes.
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Water's fine.
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You charge for lemon?
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No.
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Thank you.
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You know, I went to college.
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We'll be back with more of
today's hits right after this.
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Do you feel like your potential
isn't being maximized?
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Oh, you got to be kidding me.
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Could you use some extra money?
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Does a bear crap in the woods?
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Would you like
to be your own boss?
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I don't care,
just say how to do it.
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So it's basically selling
vitamins, and diet shakes,
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and health bars.
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And I can make
my own schedule
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so I can keep my job
at the diner
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and I can still be here
for CeeCee.
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Have you ever worked
in sales?
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No, but how hard can it be
selling diet stuff to Texans--
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everybody's chunky.
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Okay. When do you start?
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Well, here's the thing--
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you know that old saying,
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"You gotta spend money
to make money?"
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Uh-huh.
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Well, there you go.
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How much?
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Well, obviously I'd
make it back real fast.
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How much?
And keep in mind,
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sales is all about
communication.
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And what do I have
a degree in?
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Are you gonna tell me or not?
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It's $1,200.
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That's my whole commission
from the school account.
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Meant to be, huh?
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Just so I'm clear,
are you competing with me
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or are we on the same team?
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How can
you even ask that?
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Of course we're
on the same team.
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Okay, let's do it.
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Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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Just a word of warnin'--
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sales is not as easy
as you think.
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It's not?
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I just got you to
fork over 1,200 bucks.
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God, I am so
turned on right now.
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister.
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I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep
in this area.
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I just wanted
to introduce myself
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and see if you had a few minutes
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to hear about
our exciting products.
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How did you get
in this building?
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Oh, well, I waited
till somebody was coming out...
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister.
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I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep
in this area.
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I just wrapped things up
with your neighbor
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and she...
Which neighbor?
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Well, right next door.
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Joan gave you money?
She owes me money.
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Well, I don't really
know about...
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Joan! Joan!
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Why are you buying crap
from this bimbo
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when you owe me for
the lotto tickets?!
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I know you're in there!
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Joan!
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister.
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I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep
in the...
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister. Uh...
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Hi. I'm Mandy...
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I didn't even say anything!
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Hey.
Hey.
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Can I make you a plate?
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Sure.
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So?
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How'd it go?
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Great. Just great.
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It's important to keep in mind,
selling is like an art.
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You know, it takes time
to learn the...
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Somebody else talk.
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Yeah, when I was young,
I tried sellin' door-to-door.
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It was rough.
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Yeah, how young?
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Oh, real young, 16.
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So three years ago.
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That's a big chuck
of my life.
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The point is
is I got better.
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Oh, good for you.
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I see why you stopped talkin'.
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Relax, okay?
I'm not mad at you.
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Great. So you gonna pack it in?
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Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?
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No, we'd be out
1,200 bucks.
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You'd be out 1,200 bucks.
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Well, I thought we're
on the same team.
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We are.
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You spent $1,200
to sell diet food to Texans?
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Georgie thought it
was a good idea.
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I was tryin'
to be supportive.
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So you were lying?
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I was supportin'.
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Okay, no sense
throwing blame around.
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If you're not gonna quit,
what's the plan?
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Well, door-to-door's
a waste of time.
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I need to set up someplace
people come to me.
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Maybe in front of
a grocery store or something.
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Lot of foot traffic,
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people feelin' guilty about
junk food. That's smart.
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Yeah, that's why I said it.
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Go team.
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You know, I was thinking,
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maybe we should buy
some of Mandy's diet crap.
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You know, get her started.
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Really?
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Have you forgotten
the Girl Scout cookies?
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The crying,
the tantrums.
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"Daddy, nobody buys my cookies."
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She ended up
selling a bunch.
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To you.
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Oh, like you don't enjoy
a Thin Mint out of the freezer.
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You know, she's not
a little girl anymore.
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You can't keep
coddling her.
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You coddle Connor--
what's the difference?
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He's a late bloomer.
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He's 26.
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He bloomed.
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This is the bloom.
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You know very well he requires
a little extra love.
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He requires
a swift kick in the ass.
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You don't mean that.
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You could at least make him
chip in around the house,
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you know, maybe do
his own laundry.
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That seems fair.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Hmm.
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What?
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I wasn't prepared
to win an argument.
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You want to tell him?
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I kind of do.
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Go for it.
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Hey, uh, just so we're clear,
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I'm gonna tell him
we agreed on this.
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I don't want him coming to you
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and playing us
against each other.
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Smart.
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All right.
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Ooh.
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What if he gives me a hard time?
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Then he will have dirty clothes.
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Consequences.
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That's good.
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Hi! Would you like
to sample one
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of our delicious diet shakes
or nutrition bars?
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Okay, maybe
on the way out!
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Hi, ma'am,
would you like to sample
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one of our delicious
diet shakes?
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Not that I think you're fat!
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'Cause I don't!
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Hey.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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Oh, just wanted to come check in
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on my favorite saleslady.
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How's it going?
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Good. Uh, passing out samples,
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getting people excited
about the product.
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Oh, excuse me,
may I interest you
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in a free sample of a...
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I'm a person!
I have feelings!
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Hey, maybe instead of
just launching
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right into your sales pitch,
you try to find
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something personal
you can connect about.
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I got this, Georgie.
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Watch this.
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Hook 'em,
Horns.
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Hell yeah.
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That game against A&M,
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they got robbed.
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100%.
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What's all this?
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A scientifically designed
diet system.
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Here, try one.
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Not only
tastes great--
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it's developed by doctors
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to help you drop weight
jiffy quick.
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I could probably
lose a few.
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How much?
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Oh, normally $15.
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But we're having
a special-- two for $20.
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Well, then give me two.
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Get ready to wear
smaller clothes, my friend.
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See you
at the beach!
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Look at that-- your first sale!
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How's it going?
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Fine.
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You know how to use the
fabric softeners and whatnot?
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There's instructions
on the bottle.
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Right.
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Good for you.
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00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,740
So all these years your
mother did your laundry,
268
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:50,180
you were perfectly capable
of doing it yourself?
269
00:11:50,180 --> 00:11:51,840
Yes.
270
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,450
Why didn't you ever do it?
271
00:11:54,450 --> 00:11:55,840
No one asked me.
272
00:11:58,190 --> 00:11:59,760
So if I asked you to...
273
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,190
clean the bathroom,
do the dishes,
274
00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:02,720
take out the garbage, you would?
275
00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:04,850
Yes.
276
00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:08,110
Okay.
277
00:12:08,110 --> 00:12:09,550
Well, then...
278
00:12:09,550 --> 00:12:11,160
do those things.
279
00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,250
Okay.
280
00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:20,130
This is crazy.
281
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,610
Oh, come on!
282
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:25,740
- You were right there!
- Yeah.
283
00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:26,870
Watching you do it for me.
284
00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,220
I was just trying to help.
285
00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:29,570
Well, I didn't ask
for your help.
286
00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:31,050
What's going on?
287
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,400
My husband thinks
I'm an idiot.
288
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,400
No, I don't.
289
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,970
You just think
I suck at sales.
290
00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:37,050
Which don't make
you an idiot.
291
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:38,450
He's right.
292
00:12:38,450 --> 00:12:40,280
"Which don't."
293
00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,230
Mandy, selling
is in my blood.
294
00:12:42,230 --> 00:12:43,320
It's what I do.
295
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,110
Why can't you just
let me help you?
296
00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:47,110
Because I wanted
to do it on my own.
297
00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:48,410
That's just crazy.
298
00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:49,810
If I was trying to be
a waitress in a diner,
299
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,290
I'd ask you for help.
300
00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:53,640
Now, see, that right there,
301
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,290
that is what an
idiot sounds like.
302
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:02,780
Georgie?
303
00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,430
Ms. Hutchins?
304
00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:06,210
You quit working
at the high school?
305
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,130
No, I do both.
306
00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:09,480
This one for the money,
307
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,790
high school librarian
for the glamour.
308
00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:14,180
What brings you by?
309
00:13:14,180 --> 00:13:17,090
I'm kind of looking
for a book on relationships.
310
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,270
My wife and I
are having a bit of a spat.
311
00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:20,580
You're married?
312
00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:22,270
Got a baby, too.
313
00:13:22,270 --> 00:13:24,190
Oh, you knocked her up.
314
00:13:24,190 --> 00:13:25,970
That makes more sense.
315
00:13:26,930 --> 00:13:28,580
Speaking of making sense,
316
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,760
you got any books that
explain women or marriage
317
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,630
or whatever it is I did wrong?
318
00:13:32,630 --> 00:13:34,420
Oh. I have just the thing.
319
00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:36,330
You married?
320
00:13:36,330 --> 00:13:37,810
Me?
321
00:13:37,810 --> 00:13:41,340
Oh, I'm too busy
having fun to settle down.
322
00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:46,470
Try this.
323
00:13:46,470 --> 00:13:48,470
Men Are from Mars,
324
00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:50,300
Women Are from Venus.
325
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:53,040
Hmm. That explains a lot.
326
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,260
Have you read it?
327
00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:56,130
Several times.
328
00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:57,270
Did it work?
329
00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:00,440
Yes, my love life
is fantastic.
330
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,310
Do you want
the book or not?
331
00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:03,790
Sure.
332
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,670
I'm young and married,
333
00:14:06,670 --> 00:14:08,150
you're old and alone.
334
00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:10,320
It's funny
how things work out.
335
00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:13,240
Hilarious.
336
00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:19,980
Did you put the dishes away?
337
00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:21,550
Connor did.
338
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:23,030
Oh.
339
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,290
And the ball is snapped.
340
00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:28,380
Don't forget--
tomorrow's garbage day.
341
00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:30,040
Connor took the cans down.
342
00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:32,520
Oh.
343
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:33,910
Good.
344
00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:36,000
Bathroom's clean.
345
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,740
Attaboy.
346
00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:40,920
What did you say to him?
347
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,830
I just asked.
348
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:44,880
Just over nine minutes
to go in this...
349
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,010
I don't know
how I feel about this.
350
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,620
What's the problem?
351
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:52,150
I guess I'm just used
to taking care of him.
352
00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:54,710
Aw. 'Cause he's
your baby boy?
353
00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:56,020
- Yeah.
- Hmm?
354
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,720
Well, if it makes
you feel any better,
355
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,150
you can always
take care of me.
356
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:01,720
Oh, it's not the same!
357
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,160
Brought you
a fresh one, Dad.
358
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,120
Thank you, son.
359
00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:10,600
It's a tough night
for you, huh?
360
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,910
Aw. She's adorable.
361
00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:16,390
Oh.
362
00:15:16,390 --> 00:15:17,520
Thank you.
363
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,170
Don't you love being a mom?
364
00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:20,520
I do.
365
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,520
She's everything to me.
366
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,180
But there are some days
where I feel like
367
00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:26,010
all I am is "CeeCee's mom."
368
00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:27,960
And that is not enough.
369
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,790
I have more
to offer the world than...
370
00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:32,400
changing diapers
and blending bananas.
371
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,190
I get that.
372
00:15:34,190 --> 00:15:36,320
You want to know something?
373
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,840
I just took a sales job,
374
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,460
not because I needed it
but because
375
00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:42,240
I wanted something
I could call my own.
376
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:45,030
And my husband--
bless his dumb, redneck heart--
377
00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:47,030
swooped in
and took it away from me.
378
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,070
They think they can
fix everything.
379
00:15:49,070 --> 00:15:50,550
Why don't
they get us?
380
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,250
Because they're
self-centered sons of bitches.
381
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:55,080
You got that right.
382
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,560
So what are you selling?
383
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,470
Oh, uh, it doesn't matter.
384
00:15:58,470 --> 00:15:59,600
Yes, it does.
385
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,650
It matters very much.
386
00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:03,390
Oh, uh, well...
387
00:16:03,390 --> 00:16:06,180
diet shakes, vitamins,
nutrition bars.
388
00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:09,440
Oh. I could probably lose
a little bit of the baby weight.
389
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:12,750
Oh, well, don't say that.
You're beautiful.
390
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,660
$15 a box, two for $20.
391
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:16,580
I'll take two.
392
00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:17,580
Yeah, same here.
393
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:18,580
- I'll take eight.
- Okay.
394
00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:19,970
Hang on. Let me write this down.
395
00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:27,240
Hello.
396
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,980
Hey. How'd her checkup go?
397
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:30,680
Great, good,
she might need glasses.
398
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,120
More importantly, I
made a ton of sales
399
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,420
and I did it all by myself.
400
00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:37,690
- That's amazing.
- You're darn right
it's amazing.
401
00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:38,780
What's that?
402
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,520
Men Are from Mars,
Women Are from Venus.
403
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,130
You're kidding.
404
00:16:43,130 --> 00:16:46,040
They ain't really.
It's just a metaphor.
405
00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:48,910
Yeah, I got it.
406
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,660
Uh, why are you reading it?
407
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:52,880
Well, I'm trying to be
a better husband.
408
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,920
You'd do that for me?
409
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,100
I'd do anything for you.
410
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,750
I didn't think that
included reading a book.
411
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:02,320
Not just any book--
412
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,060
a long-ass, boring one.
413
00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:07,020
Yeah, well, what'd you learn?
414
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:09,500
Well, in a nutshell,
all you gals want
415
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,160
is to be heard and have
your feelings validated.
416
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,510
Huh. All us gals.
417
00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:16,200
Sorry. All you girls.
418
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,210
Ladies?
419
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,690
Well, I know it ain't "chicks."
420
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:23,950
Well, what about all you fellas?
421
00:17:23,950 --> 00:17:25,860
Well, that's interesting.
Turns out
422
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,170
men are problem solvers.
423
00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:28,690
We like to fix stuff.
424
00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:30,090
But here's
where it gets tricky--
425
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,440
y'all don't want us
to fix stuff.
426
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,830
You just want to complain.
427
00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:42,710
Whatever you're feeling,
I acknowledge it!
428
00:17:57,590 --> 00:18:00,550
- Hi.
- I told you, I don't want
what you're selling.
429
00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:02,550
I know. And-and I'm not selling.
430
00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:04,340
I just came by to apologize.
431
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:05,430
For what?
432
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,820
Well, this is hard for me,
433
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:11,000
but I was trying
to prove to my husband
434
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,910
that I-I'm-I'm more
than just a mom.
435
00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:14,090
But maybe I'm kidding myself.
436
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:15,700
I mean, maybe that's all I am.
437
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,570
I had a husband like that.
438
00:18:17,570 --> 00:18:18,700
So you understand.
439
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,140
I mean, no matter
how hard you work,
440
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:23,010
you're always the junior partner
in the relationship.
441
00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:24,400
Second-class citizen.
442
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,490
Exactly.
443
00:18:26,490 --> 00:18:28,490
Anyway, I'll-I'll
leave you alone. I just--
444
00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:30,890
I wanted to tell you how sorry
I am for bothering you.
445
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:35,070
Hang on!
446
00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:37,980
Tell me about what
you're selling.
447
00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:41,120
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