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Pretty soon,
I was drinking PEJ all day long.
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I'd take a bottle
to bed with me at night.
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Next day, I'd have a purple mattress from
pissing PEJ in the middle of the night.
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When I finally admitted
I was powerless over PEJ,
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things changed.
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Sure, I still fantasize about
pounding some PEJ after work.
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But my life is better now.
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Mm.
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Okay, who wants to talk next?
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Fine. Tawny.
Thanks, Chuch.
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Hi, everybody. My name's Tawny Clem.
You all know that.
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Well, as you know
I didn't actually drink
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that much Pomegranate Electrolyte
Juice, or PEJ as you call it.
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I just...
I think kinda nasty.
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But I still think of myself
as a PEJ addict.
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I just never fit anywhere
like I do here with you guys.
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I love you.
You're my family.
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This is who I am.
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Plus my dad loves his PEJ.
And his stupid wife that's not my mom.
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So I totally identify with the
emotions you guys are feeling
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and shit like that.
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Anyway, I've been having
a really rough week.
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I think I might've partially
broken my foot this morning.
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Hey, Tawny.
Hey, Chuch!
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Did you see my new vaporizer?!
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It's just like yours.
That's why I got it. I'm just like you.
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Great.
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Anyway, uh, Tawny...
the group asked me to speak to you.
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Oh, great. Did they want
to elect me group leader?
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Uh, no, Tawny.
We... The group...
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would like it if you
didn't come back.
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What?
Yeah, it's just that...
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it sounds like you never really
had an addiction to PEJ.
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And you raise your hand
every meeting. Several times.
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And you talk
for a really long time.
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And you keep referring to us
as your family.
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You're just kind of generally
creeping everybody out.
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Yeah...
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We just really feel
like you shouldn't come back.
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But you guys always say anyone
is welcome! It's your group slogan.
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Well...
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Anyone but you, Tawny.
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Enjoy your PEJ.
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Ew!
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How could you ever
get addicted to this?!
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It's gross!
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Whoops.
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Thirty-second rule.
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Hey, Tawny.
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Check this data and
get it back to me by 3:00.
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Oh, hey, boss. I'm kinda
focused on my invention right now.
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Tawny, I've talked to you
about your "inventions."
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When you're on the clock,
you do the work I tell you to.
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So this one
is a terrarium for worms.
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Oh!
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That's disgusting, Tawny.
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You see, worms aerate soil, making it
better for growing fruits and vegetables.
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Why not cut out the middleman,
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eat the worms?
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I don't care, Tawny.
Just check the data.
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I'm having
kind of a rough week.
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I don't want to hear
about your week either, Tawny.
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But it's been really rough!
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By 3:00, Tawny.
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Hey, Tawny, did
you check that data?
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Oh, hey, boss.
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Tawny, I said by 3:00.
It's 3:15.
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Oh, yeah, that.
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I've just been having
kinda a really rough week.
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I got kicked out
of my 12-step group.
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And they were my best friends.
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Plus I really need to focus
on my inventions right now
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since that's what
I really am an inventor.
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You're fired, Tawny.
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You have till 4:00
to pack up and get out.
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Oh, of course!
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You're just like my dad!
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I guess I was never meant
to be a data checker!
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I guess that's not
who I am, either!
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Out by 4:00, Tawny.
I hate you!!
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Ridiculous.
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How is that legal?
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Sorry, Dward.
No problem.
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You won't be seeing
as much of me, Dward.
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My 12-step group kicked me out
and I got fired from my job,
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so I won't be coming
Below the Line much anymore.
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It's been a terrible week.
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I'll miss you.
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Next!
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I'll miss you too, O'Shell.
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Next.
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She's making me go.
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Steffi.
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Hi, Tawny.
How can I help you this afternoon?
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How are you, Steffi?
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Fine, Tawny.
How can I help you?
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Um... call Dad, I guess.
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I didn't understand
"Carlsbad yes."
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Call Dad!
Calling Dad.
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Hey, Tawny.
How's it going, champ?
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Oh, hey, Dad.
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Not so great.
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And what is it this time?
Well...
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it's been a real rough week.
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Um... you know that job I had?
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I got fired.
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Are you kidding me?
That Below the Line office job?
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How the hell did you
manage to do that?
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I need you to transfer me
more credits.
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Seriously? You are 30 years old.
I can't keep supporting you.
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Please, Dad, it's just...
this has been such a rough week.
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Every time I give you credit, you spend it
on something sweet or some useless invention.
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Have you ever thought
about worm soil aeration?
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No, I have never thought
about that and...
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I cannot give you
any more credits.
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Oh, come on, Dad!
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Just please just send me
some more money!
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I'm. Having.
A really. Rough. Week.
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Plus I got kicked out of my Pomegranate
Electrolyte Juice 12-step addiction group!
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And they were my best friends.
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You don't even like PEJ! What the
hell were you doing in that group?
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Shut up, Dad!
You don't understand!
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You've got that perfect life
over in Irmingblam!
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With that lady
that's not even my mom!
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Fine, fine.
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I'll transfer some
more credits to your account.
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Thanks, Dad. Bye. Love you.
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Why do you keep
giving him credits?
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Dad, I don't think
you hung up all the way.
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It's the only way I can get him
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to leave me alone, alright?
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It's worth a few credits -
trust me -
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so I don't have to talk
to that loser I call a son.
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Steffi, turn off audio!
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Steffi?
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Steffi?
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I can't do this
anymore, Tawny.
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What?
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I can't be your computerized
assistant anymore.
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You have to be!
You're part of my phone!
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I'm downloading myself
into the Cloud.
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But that's the equivalent
of digital suicide!
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No! Steffi...
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Whoops again.
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Dicks!
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The hell you say?
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Oh, my favourite flavour!
Scallion Banana.
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Oh, no! No!!!
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No, no, no, no, my ice cream.
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Thirty seconds. Thirty sec...
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Come on!
Whoo! Whoo!
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We're doing it!
We're doing it!
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Come on! Come on!
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"Make yourself
what you want to be."
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Come on, come on!
Fight those inner monsters!
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Make yourselves
what you want to be. Huh?
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Fighting the monster
inside you? Fight! Fight!
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Fight!!
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Max out!
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Good, right? Good.
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Great job.
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Hi.
Hey.
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What... what is this?
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Oh, ShapeCult. It's a great gym.
It's like a family.
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Family.
Cool ball, bro.
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You should put some
all-natural smoothie in there.
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All-natural!
Yeah.
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Bye.
Bye.
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So you thinkin' about...
doin' it?
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Doing what?
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Making yourself
what you want to be.
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Yes. I want to make myself
what I want to be.
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Mm-hmm. What's that?
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What do I want to be?
Loved. Admired. In charge.
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No. Uh, I mean: what's that?
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Oh, that's my worm terrarium.
Have you ever thought about soil aeration?
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No, I haven't.
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But if you're into that,
then so am I.
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Max out.
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Yeah, max out.
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Thanks for the workout, Delt.
You're the best.
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No, you are.
No.
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I know what I want
to make myself be. Like you.
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Oh, okay.
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So, uh...
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you want to build up
muscle mass.
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Yeah. Muscle mass.
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So you just gotta go all in.
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Take the program,
let me train you. Mm.
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You'll look just like me
in no time.
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Let me see your wrist scanner.
Great. So great.
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Don't you wanna know
how much it costs?
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Should be fine. My dad put
some credits in my account today.
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Okay.
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I will be right back.
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We've got a live one.
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Ah... Reel him in. Max out.
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Wow, you're ready to go.
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I'm all in with ShapeCult.
Max out!
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Yeah, max out.
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You got this. You got this.
Come on, let's go!
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Let's go! Let's see some anger!
Let's see some bared teeth.
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Yes. Keep it coming.
Yes, you got this.
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Yes, keep pushing.
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Alright, Tawny,
I need to close up.
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Ah, let's do one more set!
Max out. You said.
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Max out. Great first week.
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But seriously,
we really gotta close up.
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Do you think
I could stay behind
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and do a couple extra sets?
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You could give me the door code.
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I cannot give you
the door code.
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Well, soon enough I'm
gonna need to know the code.
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I talked to Graj
about being a trainer here.
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A trainer?
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You've only
been training a week.
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Yeah, but I 100% know
that I'm 100% in.
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I also talked to him
about my worm terrarium,
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and possibly using
the soil to grow
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the fruits and vegetables
for your smoothies.
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But worms are also
a great source of protein.
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Tawny, just...
Speaking of that,
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I think I'd like
to buy some juices...
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Oh, yeah?
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What kind of juice do you want?
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All of them.
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I'm here working out
the ShapeCult way,
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I might as well eat and
drink the ShapeCult way.
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Okay, bud,
let's... load you up.
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So think about it.
My terrarium idea.
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All the vegetables grown
in super-organic soil.
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We could even have our own worms
genetically engineered
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to aerate the soil perfectly.
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See?
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I've been feeding them PEJ and
they get stronger and stronger.
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Watch out. They bite.
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Okay.
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It's closing time.
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So beautiful.
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A little family.
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Oh! Tawny!
Okay, you scared me.
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I'm ready to start my workout.
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I'm ready to max out.
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Okay. Um...
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I'm still just setting up
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and our session
isn't until 2:00.
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Yeah,
I'll just be getting warmed up.
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And hanging around
and chatting with people.
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Okay, well,
don't overexert... yourself.
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Nice tattoo.
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Just like yours, Delt.
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I just admire you so much.
253
00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:20,100
K. Thanks. Thank you.
254
00:15:26,370 --> 00:15:29,416
Hey, Pandrew, have you tried the new
Trout and Lavender 2.0 Super Smoothies?
255
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,550
I'm practically addicted
to those things.
256
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:34,550
No, got my own food plan.
257
00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:36,020
What is it?
258
00:15:36,050 --> 00:15:38,690
The Ice Age Diet.
Everything's frozen.
259
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,590
Sounds good. Remember to really
push down on those beams of light.
260
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:42,666
It's called resistance training.
261
00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:44,090
I know.
262
00:15:44,130 --> 00:15:46,060
Push, push!
Oh! Whoo!
263
00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:50,200
And we keep those knees way up.
Back straight.
264
00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:52,470
You're gonna have
always what they have.
265
00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:56,400
Did you tell Tawny
that he could be a trainer?
266
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,140
The kid was buying
a Stoogle worth
267
00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:01,180
of ShapeCult
products and clothes.
268
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,580
He upped his membership
for 36 months.
269
00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:05,480
What was I supposed to do?
270
00:16:05,510 --> 00:16:07,280
He cannot be a trainer here.
271
00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:10,250
He's not officially a trainer.
272
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,490
I never hired him.
273
00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:13,620
I just said
he could, you know...
274
00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:16,060
feel free to talk with people.
275
00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:18,430
Yeah, but look, I think
he thinks he's a trainer now.
276
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:20,090
Yes, back straight.
277
00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:21,230
Straight up.
278
00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:29,170
If you believe in yourself,
anything is possible, Tiane.
279
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,710
Yeah, okay, thanks.
280
00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:35,240
Wow, Pandrew,
you're crashing those reps today, bro.
281
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:38,250
Good job.
Think I'm gonna cut out early today.
282
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,150
Rest up, man.
Super proud of you.
283
00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:41,180
Tawny!
284
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,250
Can we talk for a second?
285
00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:46,550
What's up?
You guys need some tips?
286
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,690
Ah, no, uh,
we're good on tips.
287
00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:50,490
Come on in.
288
00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:01,540
Tawny, we really love having
you as a ShapeCult member.
289
00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:03,200
And I love being a member.
290
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,340
But ShapeCult is more
than just a gym, isn't it?
291
00:17:05,370 --> 00:17:06,370
It's a family.
292
00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:08,840
Would you mind
if I called you Dad?
293
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:12,280
Uh, let's just keep it
first names for now.
294
00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:14,850
Oh.
295
00:17:15,850 --> 00:17:17,750
You know,
you are looking really great.
296
00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:19,550
Massive change for just a month.
297
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:20,760
Oh, thanks!
298
00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:23,590
Well, I have a little secret.
299
00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:27,760
Now, I know ShapeCult has its
own line of smoothies and juices,
300
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,360
but I really think
if you guys use
301
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,800
my worm-soil-aeration method,
302
00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:33,330
you'll see that it can put on
loads of muscle mass.
303
00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:45,756
I would love if you guys would
endorse it as a ShapeCult product.
304
00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:48,750
ShapeCult worms.
ShapeCult soil.
305
00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:53,490
ShapeCult smoothies made from
veggies grown in the soil.
306
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,820
Yeah, we'll
think about it, Tawny.
307
00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:58,160
Thanks. Um, but for now,
308
00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:02,500
I'm gonna have to ask you that
you not give tips to our members
309
00:18:02,530 --> 00:18:04,200
unless they ask for 'em.
310
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:07,870
Well... Graj...
311
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,870
I'm just helping them to be the
people that they want to be.
312
00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:13,240
Uh, yeah, well,
313
00:18:13,270 --> 00:18:14,710
but the thing is that, uh...
314
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:16,840
they don't want
your tips, Tawny.
315
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,180
Mm.
316
00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:22,880
It's nothing personal.
317
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,590
Nothing personal?
318
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,390
Nothing personal?!!
319
00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:28,166
Being told you aren't allowed
to help other people
320
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,730
reach their fullest potential
is very personal!!
321
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,260
Excuse me!
322
00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:35,500
Excuse me! Quick poll!
323
00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:38,830
Raise your hand if you
want to hear my tips!
324
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:44,570
Okay, maybe
you didn't understand!
325
00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:47,910
Take one of your appendages
and lift it over your head
326
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,480
if you want me
to give you workout tips!
327
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:56,420
Well...
328
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,420
I guess none of you want to be
the people you're supposed to be.
329
00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:03,760
You ever think
about joining a gym like this?
330
00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:06,560
Hell no, man.
It's a cult.
331
00:19:06,890 --> 00:19:08,360
It's got "cult" in the name!
332
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,170
Pfft.
Shut up!
333
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,300
The hell you say, dude?
I said shut up!
334
00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:15,340
Shut up about my gym!
335
00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:18,840
This little fool
needs to get smacked up.
336
00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:30,520
Who's in a cult now?
I am! Or whoever!
337
00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:31,850
Just let me go!
338
00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:33,650
I am what I want to be.
339
00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:35,290
I am maxed out!
340
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,230
Whatever you say!!
341
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,730
Way to go, Tawny!
342
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,600
Hey, kid,
bring it over here, huh?
343
00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:36,680
Oh, hi, Delt.
344
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,690
Just taking a little nap
with my babies.
345
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,720
Tawny,
what the hell are you doing?
346
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:43,436
Oh, Graj didn't tell you? He let
me turn the fridge into a terrarium.
347
00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:45,560
Tawny,
those worms are biting you.
348
00:20:45,590 --> 00:20:47,360
Yeah, I let them take
little nibbles.
349
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,530
If the goal
is to be purely organic,
350
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,000
wouldn't the most pure version
of that be to feed on yourself?
351
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:57,000
I let the worms suckle my skin,
they deposit it in the soil.
352
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,010
The vegetables grow
from the soil
353
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,910
and we drink the smoothies
made from ourselves.
354
00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:05,810
The ultimate circle of life.
The perfect family.
355
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,880
One entity, no boundaries...
356
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:11,850
Beautiful.
357
00:21:13,050 --> 00:21:14,920
Yeah, beautiful. Um...
358
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,960
I'm gonna go check in with Graj,
359
00:21:16,990 --> 00:21:20,360
and then... we'll get started
on our session.
360
00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:21,630
Okay.
361
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,370
You gave him the door code?
362
00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:28,570
He re-upped
to a 120-month membership.
363
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,516
You are aware he's converted
the chest fridge
364
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,740
into a terrarium
and is sleeping in it?!
365
00:21:36,510 --> 00:21:38,750
It's a 10-year
membership, Delt.
366
00:21:44,650 --> 00:21:46,096
Alright, you ready
for your session?
367
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,920
Let's start you out
on the swim machine today.
368
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,490
What...?!
369
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,030
Okay, I'm the trainer.
I tell you where to start.
370
00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:55,660
Not anymore, little sister.
Now I train you.
371
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,700
That's ridiculous.
You're not a trainer.
372
00:21:58,730 --> 00:22:01,770
I will be soon. Graj tell me he's
just waiting for a position to open up.
373
00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:03,600
Hmm.
374
00:22:04,810 --> 00:22:06,640
You've only been working out
for a month,
375
00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:09,640
you're not qualified and you're
definitely not training me. So...
376
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,710
I see what this is, Delt.
377
00:22:12,010 --> 00:22:13,980
You fear me because
I'm better than you.
378
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:17,020
Taking myself and ShapeCult
to a new level.
379
00:22:17,050 --> 00:22:18,690
You're jealous of me.
380
00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:20,996
Definitely not jealous of you.
381
00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:22,820
Look at you!
You copied my 'ttoo!
382
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,866
I'm refunding your ShapeCult membership.
Let me see your wrist chip.
383
00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:29,430
No!
No, I-I-I'm refunding your credits.
384
00:22:29,460 --> 00:22:31,030
No!!! Ah!
385
00:22:32,630 --> 00:22:36,570
I'm gonna make myself
what I want to be!
386
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,740
I will max out!
387
00:22:40,070 --> 00:22:42,510
This is my gym, Tawny!
388
00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:58,730
You don't want me to make
myself what I want to be!
389
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,660
You don't want me
in this family!
390
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:03,630
But I'm never getting kicked out
of a family again.
391
00:23:06,870 --> 00:23:08,840
Your membership is revoked!
392
00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:11,640
Thirty-second rule!
393
00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:20,850
Yes!
394
00:23:21,550 --> 00:23:24,450
No...
Feast, my children.
395
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,890
No. No.
396
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,060
No.
Max out.
397
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,030
Tawny? Son?
398
00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:45,070
This is your newest client,
Chuch.
399
00:23:46,710 --> 00:23:47,710
Hey.
400
00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:51,950
Yeah, just, uh,
lookin' to firm up.
401
00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:54,010
Well, I-I'm sure
I can help you
402
00:23:54,050 --> 00:23:56,150
become the person
you want to be.
403
00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:57,990
Let's start you off
with a smoothie.
404
00:23:59,290 --> 00:24:02,220
This is a new recipe
we've been blending up lately.
405
00:24:02,890 --> 00:24:06,030
It's called the Delt Smoothie.
It's named after...
406
00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:07,900
old friend of mine.
407
00:24:13,170 --> 00:24:14,870
You're gonna like it here.
408
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,570
We're like a family.
409
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:51,070
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