All language subtitles for MILF.Manor.S02E05.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH

Welcome to the MILF mud pit.

[all scream]

[Anthony] I've seen
mud wrestling on TV.

[all exclaiming]

Definitely a lot better live.

[Joey] Let's go, Kelly!

That's very hot.

I heard you from St. Louis.

I'm from that same cut.

It's not like every day
you meet somebody
from the same hood.

I'm gonna keep
an eye on him.

Have you ever been told
you're a good kisser?

You wanna find out?

[Christina] Sam tonight,
he killed it.

[Joey] Now that I know
me and Christina are done,

I'm gonna be experimenting

every single, you know,
crook and corner.

[Anthony] I want you to feel
what it's like

to sleep together
and feel comfortable.

Okay.

[Anthony] Let's see
where it goes.

[Lannette moaning]

[kissing]

[Jacob] I'm buzzing,
to be honest.

As first dates go,
that was so good.

-Obviously, our date went
super well.
-Mmm-hmm.

I do think you are an amazing,
beautiful woman.

You don't mind me asking,
"Chris still got a chance?"

Yes, you do.

[Jacob] Barby and Chris,

they're building a connection.

It's difficult to see.

I'm not happy
and my gut reaction is to...

is to leave.

♪ So when I go

♪ I know you will follow me

♪ I don't want
slammin' doors ♪

[whirring]

[Lannette laughs]

[Lannette speaking]

[laughs]

[Lannette] I feel pretty good
about the time I've spent

with Anthony last night.

He was incredibly respectful
and kind and... attentive.

You know, I'm trying
not to covet it. [laughs]

[Anthony speaking]

[Lannette speaking]

[Lannette] So things
are going well.

Everything is progressing
almost faster than I thought.

But it feels right.

It feels good.

I enjoy him.

I like him.

So and we'll see
how this goes.

Good morning.

Good morning.
Good morning.

[door closes]

[Joey] You know,
as close as we are,

I thought there would never be
anything that could make it
more awkward

between me and my dad
other than [chuckles]
Tantric yoga.

But my dad, walking out
of the RILFI room,

this is testing our
boundaries a little bit.

[both laughing]

Hey, guys.

-I just washed my hands.
It's a little wet.
-Good morning, Anthony.

-Good morning.
-Good morning, Anthony.

You wanna join us?

Oh, boy.

-Not for him. For me.
-[laughs]

[instrumental music playing]

Ooh, that's nice.

-You know, yesterday
was a really full on day.
-Yeah.

And things with Barby had been
going really well

and I would be disappointed

to not really make
a huge effort today to...

-Yeah.
-To actually pursue that.

You've got a good connection
with Barby at the moment.

And, you know,
I think you really need

to put a real effort in today
and just see where that leads.

Well, that's the...
I'm gonna pull her aside

and I'm going to talk to her
and say,

"You know,
this is the situation."

I think coming
all this way

you know, from England,
we owe it to ourselves
and each other

to actually put in the effort
and really see if it's there.

And if it's not,
it's not there.

If we don't do that,
then we've done ourselves

you know, a disservice
I think.

So yesterday,

watching Barby
and Chris flirt

obviously is not something
that I want to see.

I think I'm gonna make
an active effort

to spend more time with her.

And I feel like I need
to very quickly as well,

because if I give them
any time to establish
that connection,

I'm gonna be
on the back foot,

and I don't know
if I'm gonna be able
to get back from there.

-All right. Hug it out.
Let's do it. Come on!
-Oh let's do it.

-Love you.
-Love you too.

[instrumental music playing]

Ooh! Look at you!

I love some overalls, girl.
I have them at home.

And you know what,
people joke me
when I wear those.

-They're like, "You're
wearing overalls?"
-These are my first pair.

-[Lannette] Ah! I love it!
-Yeah. That's cute.

I like that girl.
Rocking it.

This top is
a little bit...

Fat boobies.

I like it.

-You got some
booby sticking out.
-[laughs]

Some boobage.

-Just a little bit.
-Little sexy, little sexy.

I think...
I kind of think, ladies,
I want to be like

tunnel vision focused
on Stace.

And he kind of gives me
the vibe that he just
wants to be cool

because we're
from the same city.

So I just want him
to step it up a notch.

I'm thinking like now, like,
maybe I'm not his type.

Me and Stacy are moving
really, really slow.

And I'm still trying
to figure that part out.

And at the same time,

I'm trying to respect

if he wants to take it
slow on purpose

or I need to know
if there's something
that's stopping that.

I'm giving him
the female energy.

I'm calling him babe.

And now I'm ready
to take it up a [bleep] notch.

Can I get a kiss?

-[laughing]
-[instrumental music playing]

[bleep]

[phone beeps]

Whoo!

Can I have
everybody's attention, please?

We've got a message.

[all cheering and clapping]

"Good morning.

Love is in the air.

So today we're going
to heat things up."

-[Sam] Yes!
-Whoo!

"Because you're all
going to the beach.

-[all cheering]
-Oh, yeah!

Suit up
and let's soak up some sun.

Let's get the [bleep]
out of here for today.

Let's go!

[ululating]

♪ Can I get
Can I get ♪

I feel like
I'm back in California.

I'm always in my bathing suit
or my T-shirt or...

-[all cheering]
-[Anthony]
[speaking other language]

Let's go!

[instrumental music playing]

[all] Cheers!

Here's to beach day!

Here's to beach day.
Thank God.

Much needed beach day.

Go!

Argh!

Done!

Yeah!

[Joey] I'm a big
beach guy.

I love the water.
I'm like a water bug.

I'm excited to see
what today brings.

Because new connections
are forming.

Jacob and Chris are both
into Barby.

My dad and Lannette
are starting to have
a connection.

Darren and Kelly Mac
are starting to have
a connection.

And obviously,
Kelle and I, yeah,

we've been
forming a connection.

What's not to like
about Kelle?

Kelle...
Kelle knows what she wants,

and she's
very, very straightforward.

So that's probably
what I like most.

I already got
the taste of her lips.

Now, phase two of the plan
is go for the butt.

You gotta bite
a butt cheek.

[Chris] Can I get a hug?

Can I? No?

No hug for Chris?

There we go.

[intense music playing]

[Barby] Mmm...

[Chris] After talking to Barby
by the fire pit,

we kind of realized, like,
"Okay, I'm interested in you."

She got to say that
she was interested in me.

So, like, at this
point now it's...

we're starting to build
that relationship.

I know that me and Jacob
are going after Barby,

but like I know
a woman's mind
is never made up

until it's made up.

So all I can say
that I have to do
is just keep being me.

Keep doing
what Christopher London does.

I had the utmost confidence
that I would make Barby
forget about Jacob easily.

I'm gonna say,
I know that this is...

what we're here for.

Everything is fair
in love and war.

It's just
if anything changes,

all I need
is just let me know please.

That's all I ask.

-I believe communication
is the biggest factor...
-Yeah.

...and if you don't
communicate your thoughts,
your feelings

[bleep] messy,

somebody's gonna get hurt.

[Barby] It's also hard because

if it wasn't in a dynamic
like this with each other,

I'd like to take things
really slow

-and get to know somebody
you know.
-Same.

But the fact that
we like each other,

when you and I
are just barely starting

to get to know each other.

It's like...
It's fast, right?

Fair. I'm here for it.
I wanna say I like it.

I truly do enjoy this.

And I truly do enjoy
spending time with you
just talking to you,

just admiring you
from a distance.

-Just seeing
do your thing.
-[giggles]

-That little laugh right there
that smile.
-I can't.

-Because I don't...
I don't blush.
-It gets me.

It's been a long time
since I've like
I feel like flustered.

I don't blush.

Nothing makes me blush,
you know.

I think that I've been so

caught up in the Jacob thing
that I've missed the cues

that Chris has been
dropping along the trail.

He's been
making it known

that he's been
interested in me

since he got to the house.

And now we have
this like, bond,

and we're now establishing
a connection.

So I'm excited about that.

[squeals]

[Barby grunts]

[kisses]

Well, see, you enjoy your time
with the ladies.

I'm gonna say, we're gonna
talk later, okay?

[Barby] Okay. Talk.

[Jacob] I'd say
I'm quite a jealous person.

When I'm seeing someone,

I don't want them
to be dating anyone else.

And the fact that
Barby and Chris

spending a lot more
time together,

it looks like they're
building a connection,

and I don't plan for that
to ever happen.

So for me, like I think
it's very important

for me to step up
my game now,

if I do have any chance
of getting things back.

Wanna go for a quick stroll?

-Grab a chat? Yeah?
-Yeah.

What a view, eh?

-What?
-Nice view.

-[Barby laughs] Oh.
-[Jacob laughs]

Say it as fast as
you just did.

-[Jacob] What a view, eh?
-[Barby laughs]

[Jacob] I wanted to grab you
for a chat.

Um...I think a lot
has been going through
my head recently,

if you can't tell.

I'm actually really
very stereotypically English

and don't really like to say
what we're feeling and sort of

keep our emotions
really pent in,

and then it just comes out.

-So for me, it's very,
you know, I say what I say.
-Yeah.

I'm very passionate
and I'm gonna tell you
how I feel.

I just...
I wasn't getting
that from you,

and that's something
that I need.

[Jacob] I'm gonna be
100% honest.

Um...

We do have something.

-Yeah.
-We really do.

Since day one, you know,
you were always

my number one pick.

And that was genuinely
one of the best first dates
I've ever been on.

And I still think you're,
you know, an amazing woman.

I really do mean that.

Well, we've had, like,
an open, non-relationship

-from the beginning.
-Yeah, no, exactly.

-And I love that about you,
you know.
-[laughs]

[Barby] No matter what age,

I like a man
who can take care of himself.

I've raised a son.

I don't want a project.

So Jacob showing interest
in me in a mature manner,

I find that very attractive.

He has this
unspoken confidence.

It's not in your face.
He's not loud.

He's just quietly confident.

And I like the accent
and his swimmer's bottom.

But also Chris has been really
consistent with me lately,

expressing how he feels
about me.

So it's hard

because genuinely
I just feel so much
for both of them.

I'm gonna have to make
a decision, though.

It's gonna be difficult.

I appreciate that
you're even talking to me

-and being an adult
and having words with me.
-No, I needed to talk to you.

-Yeah.
-Yeah. Let's hug out.

-Kiss it out.
-Kiss out.

[kisses]

Barby giving me a kiss
feels like she still has
feelings there,

and I'm excited
about the prospect of it.

And I think that it is
something that
I want to pursue

because me and Barby
have a lot in common

and she's got
such an amazing personality,

so I'm gonna put up
a good fight.

[Chris] Jacob's a
good-looking man
with a British accent.

Of course he's competition.

But I grew up
the smallest of five boys,

so I've always had
like that edge on me

to where I like
taking the challenge.

I like seeing somebody
who's bigger than me,

where people think
he's not gonna win

and then go
prove them wrong.

So if she's still
thinking about Jacob,

it definitely makes me
step up the game a little bit.

And I need to go for
what I believe is mine,

I need to go for what
I want to be mine

and may the best man win.

[mouthing] Me.

[Barby] Somebody's coming!

Who now?

Two new guys.

[Kelle] Oh. me. Oh, my!

What...

[Barby] Who are these men
and why are they
so smoking hot?

We might in a little trouble.

Whoo!

-♪ Where's the party at?
-[Joey] Set! Hike!

♪ Where did they go?

Ah!

[Miles] We'll take it.

[Kelle] We're enjoying
this afternoon on the beach.

All of us women
look totally gorgeous.

You know,
we're here to find our man.

-[Chris] Come on, Jacob!
-[Jacob] No!

[all laughing]

[Kelle] But all these guys
are all playing football,

and we're like,
"What is going on here?"

You should
be playing with us.

-[Sam] Whoa!
-[Miles] Hey, we'll
take that one.

[Joey] All right,
we're down there
on Miles.

What's going on,
St. Louis?

-Ain't nothing
going on. [laughs]
-[laughs]

[Crystal sighs]
Oh, God.

So let me ask you
a question.

[Stacy] Mmm-hmm.

What is your dating life
back at home?

Since divorce,

you know, there's definitely
people that there's
some interest there,

but nothing has,
like festered into something

that I'm looking for
long term.

Intimacy is very important
in a relationship

because I am
a touchy-feely person.

That's the way
I connect to people.

I'm a little concerned
that Stacy's a little slow

when it comes down
to intimacy with me.

But I'm trying
to give him time

to warm up to me.

I think you know by now
I'm digging you.

I am.

I've been watching you.

I like how you move.

And I think
you're an awesome guy.

I really do.
I think you're an awesome guy.

And I don't know, I would like
to go on a date with you.

After divorce,

I definitely
am moving very slow.

In my past,
I've jumped into it

where it was just like,
"Oh, she's attractive."

Sex, and then, you know,
moving on to the next person.

I don't want that.

I want something
more of substance.

But with Crystal, I can tell
that we have a connection.

We always sit around
and talk at some point

throughout the day,
and I like that.

She's very nurturing.

She listens to you.

It makes me think
it may be a connection

as a love interest.

No, I'm all for
going on a date.

I don't have no problem
with that.

I think you're a very...

I think
you're beautiful person.

I think you have
a beautiful personality.

-[Crystal] Okay, thank you.
-Give me a hug.

-Hug it out!
-[Crystal giggles]

[Stacy] All right,
St. Louis!

This is the first hug
I done got.

-[Stacy laughing]
-Oh, God, no.

Yay!

Now, I just gotta
get my game up.

[giggles]

[both laughing]

It turned out
to be quite lovely.

Yeah, it's nice.
The water's beautiful.

-You go in the water?
-The water is cold.

-It's still beautiful.
-It's beautiful,
but it's cold.

I don't know how Christina
and Sam are out there in that.

[Chris speaking]

[Lannette] Is he
on a mission?

My man is on a mission.
Make a move.

Is he making a move?
Tell me more. Tell me more.

Ever since
that date last night,
he's made it very clear.

-Really?
-Like, okay, I'm here.

[Chris] Yeah, and also
I told him, I was like,

"Sam, you're a
good-looking dude.

Like, you know what?
Like you're here for a reason.

-You're in this house
for a reason."
-[Lannette] Right. Engage.

[Chris] Like we all
have different personalities.

We all have different tastes.

So, like, you know,
you do your thing.

I'm doing my thing,
Miles is going to do
his thing.

We all gonna do
our own thing.

-And so now,
after that date last night--
-[Kelle speaking]

-[Lannette] Oh, Lord,
that's a shift.
-[Chris] Miles do his thing.

-[Kelle] He's a sleeper.
-[laughs] You heard me.
He's back there--

-He goes and
pop out of nowhere.
-Yeah.

[Kelle] One of these days,
he gonna be like, "Boo!"

[Chris] He's gonna
pop out of nowhere
and be like,

"Oh, I just got a neck
in the back of the shuttle."

[all laughs]

Wait, what?

[Kelle] Who does that?

[Miles] It is true.

I was probably
like 20 years old,

and I hooked up
on the back of a shuttle

on the way to the airport.

I'm not even gonna ask.

No.

-I'm staying away
from this one.
-[giggles]

[both laugh]

I'm staying away
from this one.

I'm so happy to be
out of the manor.

Mmm-hmm.
Me too. Me too.

It's such a
pleasant surprise, right?

I'm enjoying
my new friends.

Me too. And that said,

I'm glad
I'm making friends,

but I didn't come here
to make friends.

And so I just...

I didn't want to come
like too forward or too pushy.

But you're the one
I'm most attracted to,

and I am interested
in getting to know you better.

It's really rare
for someone

like how I've been able
to communicate with you,

even with that little bit of
vibe that I've given you

and it's such an
even exchange.

I'm not into games,

and I don't normally
put out those vibes.

And I just wanna
let you know
those are real.

And I definitely wanna

continue
this incredible journey.

[bleep] yeah.

[both laugh]

What I like about Darren is

he comes across
like a gentleman.

A person of
genuineness, honesty

and very thoughtful
and manly.

Absolutely everything
that I've...
I've been wanting.

I like Darren a lot.

So I think--

I mean, it's up to you,

but I think we should plan
another date.

-I wanna do another date.
Absolutely.
-Okay. All right.

We'll have to figure
something out.

We could even do...
We'll see what's
going on tonight.

I'm even down to do
something tonight,
if you want to.

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Christina] I am looking for
another date with Sam.

Listen, I haven't had a date
like that in forever.

Let me take that back.

I don't even know
if I've had a date like that.

So again,
that's stuff that I like.

So of course, I mean, like,
you know, I would look forward

to the next date with him.

You know, me and Sam
are connecting now

and I'm really kinda locked in
and not thinking really
about anything else.

Actually, we're having
so much fun.

Hopefully, it continues.

[instrumental music playing]

-[water splashing]
-[Jet Skis whirring]

[Lannette] Wait, y'all.
Who's got the Jet Skis?

Hey, somebody's coming!

Is this James Bond?

Part of a James Bond movie?

[intense music playing]

It was like something
out of damn Baywatch.

What...

[Sam] So these guys
are arriving.

They're pulling up
on Jet Skis.

They're doing these zigzags.

They're looking really cool.

I'm thinking we might be
in a little trouble.

-[water splashing]
-[Jet Skis whirring]

-Aye, aye.
-[Sam] Uh-oh.

Who are these men
and why are they
so smoking hot?

Whoo!

"These two men are here
to find romantic connections.

They have an exciting
double date later tonight."

-[Sam] Ooh!
-I don't want them to be

comfortable
in this house at all.

Their eyes are gorgeous.

[Kelle] Oh, here we go.

[tense music playing]

[Christina] They are
coming off.

What the hell [bleep]?

Who now?

No!

[Kelle] Oh, me. Oh, my.

So I see the two new guys
pulling up

and the women are getting
very excited.

Who is this?

Whoo!

And you hear the catcalls,
the whistling, the claps...

[water splashing]

Whoo! [clapping]

But then I saw
one of them fall off.

That was funny.

[men clapping]

Pow!

See how cute
you look now, [bleep].

[Anthony] Oh!

Two new guys!

Life is just
full of surprises.

[Kelle] Hello!

-Yeah, it's Kelle.
-Hi.

Hi, baby. I'm Lannette.

-Connor.
-David.

-Christina. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

I'm Connor.

I'm 28 years old
from Houston, Texas.

My name's David.
I'm 41 years old.

I live in Houston, Texas.

Or at least
I hang my hat there.

[Connor] He was the fun uncle
that was always around.

He's always been somebody
that I look up to.

He might look at me
as more of a father figure.

Yeah.

[Connor] We party together,
we hang out together.

But I really look up to him

because he's very educated,
very moral, respectful.

I think
he's a great role model.

-[Connor] Hello.
-Hey.

-Connor.
-Barby.

-Nice to meet you.
-David.

[Crystal] [bleep]

[Kelle] Joey's face
is like... [bleep]

Dumb and dumber
waddled over.

[Anthony laughs]

They're a little too
macho macho for me

right off the bat.

Why you only want to shake
the girl's hand,

not the guy's hands?

Like, what,
we're chopped liver?

They don't say hello
to the guys.

They'll say hello
to the girls, though.

And I'm not saying
that these guys are
gonna want to date me,

but I mean, hey, you can
at least say, "What's up."

You know, shake a hand.
Look me in the eye.

That's how he raised me.

I said, "Hey, you didn't
say hello to the guys.

-Get over here."
-Yeah.

Hey, come on, man.

[David speaking]

-Say less. Chris.
Nice to meet you.
-[Connor] Say less.

Okay, we've gotta ask.
Is there a relationship here?

-Like, are you father,
son, brothers, what?
-[Connor] Yes.

Uh, he's my uncle.

-[Barby] Oh, nice.
-[Crystal] Oh, uncle?

[Chris] How are you gonna be
uncle and nephew

when every other
dynamic in the house
is father-son?

If I had an uncle,
I wouldn't mind acting stupid
with my uncle.

Like, I can be...
I can be belligerently drunk,

and I can go wild with it
if I had an uncle.

But no, I got my dad here,

which I'm happy
to have you here, Pops.

This adds a little
different dynamic,
that's all.

Do you even know
what you walked into?

Uh, I mean,
it sounded like a party.

-So...
-[David] That's it.

-We're gonna get after it.
-[Kelle] Great.

[Christina]
This just got interesting.

[David]
We saw the squirm of the guys
when we got here, right?

There was a little bit
of the chest puffing

and, you know,
people standing their ground.

Some were very vocal
about it initially.

I mean, I would be, too,
if I walked up on the beach
and saw myself.

But I mean,
we came here for the women.

We didn't come here
to make friends
with other dudes.

And if they get
in the way, then...

-We run over them.
-Yeah.

-We run over them.
-Face down in the sand.

-[cell phone chimes]
-[David] Hi, Christina.

-I got a text.
-[all exclaiming]

[Christina]
"Everyone, please welcome
David and Connor."

-[all cheering]
-[Sam] Hey, guys.

"To this journey
to find love."

-Yes. Cheers.
-Cheers.

"These two men are here
to find romantic connections."

Watch out, boys.

"They have an exciting
double date later tonight."

-[Joey] Ooh!
-Yes.

-Your eyes are gorgeous.
-[Kelle] Oh, here we go.

[Christina]
"When you're ready,
please ask out the woman

-that caught your eye."
-[David] All right.

-[all cheering]
-Good luck, everybody.

-Welcome.
-Thanks.

-Cheers.
-Yeah, cheers.

I'm an oil and gas
entrepreneur,
and I do very well.

But in the past,
I tend to date women

that are very loud,
center of attention and vain.

[chuckles] There's been...

I have not been successful
in finding the one, right?

So it's something that
I would pretty much
do anything to, um...

To fulfill that, uh...
That calling in my life.

Oh! That's...
That's actually funny.

Yes. Can I take my towel?
It's so cold.

You have one for me,
or can I huddle in that one?

Yeah, you can huddle--
You want to huddle
in here with me?

-Like, we can
huddle over here.
-No, you can have it.

So, do you know
who you'll choose
for your date?

-Well, should I give that--
-Do you have--

-Should I give that up yet?
-Do you have a type?
Do you have a type?

I don't know.

-Just all about
the energy and--
-Right. Yeah.

You know, you just...

-You have it
or you don't, you know.
-100%.

You have very good energy.

-I appreciate it.
-You do.

[Sam] I definitely see them
flirting back and forth
a bit.

[Darren] I'm not worried
about the new guys.

They're cocky.

They showed up
like James Bond,

and then he fell
in the water.

[grunts]

So what does that say
on your chest?

-Uh, it is--
-"I love blondes"?

[chuckles] I do.
I do love blondes.

Oh.
Well, there you have it.

[Sam] Are you worried
about that?

What,
worried about these guys?

-[Sam] Yeah.
-Bro.

Look at us.

Okay, just because two cowboys
came in on Jet Skis,

one of them [bleep] off
showing up

because the guy
didn't even know
how to ride it.

-Right?
-That man, he doesn't even
know how to ride a Jet Ski.

So let's figure it out first.

These guys got
[bleep] on me.

So, if she goes out
on a date,

she's gonna realize, uh,
she's making a huge mistake,

and she's gonna come
running back into my arms
to get her butt bitten.

I'm gonna be ready
to do it.

The uncle
is a lot more confident
than the nephew.

[Chris] Oh, yeah,
he definitely is.
I sized him up.

I was like, "Hey, yo, bro,
how much you weigh?"

He said, "Enough."
I was like, "All right, bet."

-Oh, yeah, bro.
-I was like, "All right, bet.

-I'll still slam your ass."
-[Sam] Well--

I don't want them
to be comfortable

-in this house at all.
-[Joey] Right. I mean--

So I do fitness
and nutrition.

-Oh, I love that.
-Yeah.

-Okay, perfect.
-Longevity.

Yeah, we have to collab.

Yeah, for sure.
We'll have to.

-I'm creating my own
collagen brand right now.
-Okay.

-Collagen is really good
for longevity.
-I know.

[Connor] Kelle's obsession
with fitness

kind of matches
my obsession with fitness.

I'm a master trainer,
sports nutrition coach,

and I'm a fitness
entrepreneur.

I'm single
because I'm a lot to handle.

I can definitely portray
the [bleep] vibe.

But I do have a goofy side.

I like to have fun.
I like to go out and party.

I like to live life.

I'm ready for love
at this point in my life.

I have my business,
I have my dog.

Um, the only thing
that's missing is the wife.

-[Kelle]
Well, I'm glad you came.
-[Connor] Yeah.

[Kelle] We're gonna
have a lot of fun.

-You can sit here.
-[Barby] All right, David.

-Yes, Barby.
-[Barby] Okay.

-[David chuckling]
-[Barby] What's the scoop?

What's the what? [chuckles]

Okay, so you're
a giggler like me.

Off to a good start.

[David] I like it.

Yes. That's a jacket.

-I know. I'm cold.
-You've got a leather jacket
on the beach.

-Yeah, you know, just like--
-I like it.

Can you share some with me?

-I know, you're cold, too?
I can tell.
-It's a little chilly.

Yeah, you got a little
goosebump on your nips.

Easy.

Barby's definitely
my first choice.

And to have that
really great conversation,

and then her to kiss me
at the end of it,

I'm confident
that me and Barby
have a good connection.

But Chris being thrown
into the mix,

and now the fact
that David's come in

definitely presents
another opportunity for Barby
to establish a connection.

You know, she seems
pretty responsive to him.

It's definitely
a complete [bleep].

-How old are you, Connor?
-I'm 28.

Oh. Phew, good.

My son's 26, so there's...

-There's a bar there.
-[Connor] Little bit older.

Exactly. Thank you.

[Anthony] So I'm watching
Connor and Lannette.

I don't know
if it's just a primal,

you know, man,
territorial type of thing.

But it was strange
that I was like,

"Huh. What's going on
over here?" You know?

It's like she was
trying to make me
a little jealous there.

So I'm just relaxed.

I'm not trying
to control, plan.
None of that.

[producer] Was it working?

Um, yeah. Definitely.

Uh-oh!

Hey, you guys,
we really appreciate it.

It was great meeting everybody
here on the beach.

And we look forward
to meeting everybody
in the house.

With that being said,
we have chosen our dates.

[all exclaiming]

-Tell us. Tell us.
-[David] All right.

Blonde Kelle.

[all cheering]

[Kelle] Whoo-hoo!

That's what they get for
[bleep] playing football

on the beach all day
when they could have been
hanging out with us.

Hey. Whoo!

Bye, Joey.

Whoo-hoo! Yay!

[Kelle grunts]

Uh, Christina.

[all cheering]

[Sam] I'm not
surprised that Christina
got picked for the date.

She is, in my opinion,
probably the most attractive
woman here at this house.

But it was interesting
seeing how excited she got.

It does make me nervous.

And it does sting
a little bit.

Fantastic.

-[Connor] All right, guys,
we'll see y'all later.
-[Jacob] See you later.

-Whoo!
-[Kelle] See you never.

[Chris] Bye.
Don't come back.

-Salud.
-[Barby] Whoo-hoo.

These guys came in
a few hours ago.

They don't just get to come in
and take the women from us.

-There's a first time
for everything.
-There is.

[Christina]
So, I'm gonna do this.

[David] Uh-oh.

All right.

Okay, fantastic.

[Christina] I'm so excited
that David and Connor

chose me and Disco Kelle
for a date tonight.

So, you know,
I'm normally into, like,

-the younger guys, right?
-Right.

[Christina] Like Sam.

I adore Sam.

But tonight,
I'm looking forward
to talking to David.

There's just
something about him.

[Kelle] He's got
a younger vibe.

-Yeah. I mean,
he does. Yeah.
-Mmm-hmm.

And he's hot as hell.

Well, here we are.

-Cheers.
-Cheers to this
beautiful place

and beautiful ladies.

-Yes.
-[Kelle] Thank you.

-[Christina] And gorgeous men.
-[Kelle] Look at me
in the eye.

[chuckles] We did.

[Kelle] I have a question.

When you guys came in
on the Jet Skis,

I want to know, like,
what were you guys thinking?

[David] Anything. Nothing.

-Nothing?
-Nothing.

-[Christina] You knew nothing?
-You just flew in, jumped
on some jump--

-Jet skis, like, super-hot
and come out of the water.
-[David] We were told

there were beautiful ladies
on the beach, and so...

[Connor]
And we were like,
"All right, let's go."

"We're going.
We're in it." Yeah.

-Okay.
-And then I was like,
"All right, I fell off first."

And I was like
"All right, great."

-Yeah, you ran in.
-Just ran in.

-You ran in.
-Yeah, you did. Yeah.

For sure, we're bringing
the party, so...

-Exactly!
-[Christina] Exactly!

-Ooh, yes!
-[Kelle] Finally.

We actually brought
a game to play.

-Yes.
-What?

-Oh, a game to play?
-Yeah. We--

We brought some dice to play.

I think I got them
in here somewhere.

[David chuckles]

Came with a dice game

that's a little fun,
little naughty, little nice.

One has a verb on it,
the other one is a body part.

Uh, you could be licking,
you could be kissing,

you could be, uh, feeling up.

And I don't know.
The dice decides, so...

Look, it says high five.

[chuckles] It says...

[Christina] Okay.

-[David] Oh, jeez.
-Lick thighs.

-Ooh!
-What?

-[Connor] All right.
-[David] Oh, boy.

Now we're warming up.

-What?
-[Connor] Now we're
warming up.

-[Kelle] You've got
to take his pants off.
-So I have to lick your thigh?

How am I going
to lick your thigh?

-[Kelle] Take his pants off.
-I don't know. I'm not gonna
take my pants off.

Well, no one challenges me
because I'm going to do it,
right?

You know, it's just a game.
We're just here to have fun.

The first time I got here,
Joey bit my butt because
that's his thing.

And now, I am licking,
uh, David's thigh.

-So I don't want to get
lipstick on your pants.
-Okay.

-[Christina]
So I'm gonna do this.
-[Connor] Uh-oh.

-There's a first time
for everything.
-There is.

-Okay, so--
-I gotta get something
out of the way.

-[Christina] Okay.
-[David] Uh, I'll put
that back. Hold on.

-[Christina] Okay.
-[David laughing]

-Oh, my God.
-[Kelle] Holy!

All right, yeah.

Okay. Fantastic.

-Wow!
-[David] All right.

Okay. So if it was fantastic,
on a scale of one to ten.

Probably 11.

-[Kelle] Yeah!
-Whoa!

[David] Electric.

Christina was taking charge,

and got to know each other
a little bit more intimately.

I thought things
were going there.

You guys just
happened to be there,
so it didn't go further.

That was it.
That's the unfortunate thing.

We definitely chose
the fun ones.

So that was...
That was the fact.

-We haven't even started yet.
-[Christina] Uh, yeah.

To the word, yeah.
I was like, "It's just
getting started."

We should have just
skipped the drinks then, huh?

-How do we just--
-I'm scared.

Like, we're all,
like, looking.

-[Connor] Thigh blow.
-Wow.

-[Connor] All right.
So now you gotta stand up.
-"I'm happy with that one."

-Much better.
-[Christina] Yeah.

-[David]
We're here for each other.
-[Kelle] This is crazy.

[David]
We're here for each other.

-[Christina]
To help each other out.
-[Connor] Yeah, that's right.

All right, you ready?

-I'll just do it right there.
-[Kelle] Oh.

I think it said blow.
It didn't say suck.

[Connor] I'm making
my own rules.

Connor definitely
has some moves.

Connor is going in there.

I'm like, I'm feeling it.

It's amazing.

-Okay.
-[David] All right,
now we are--

-Check, please.
-[Christina] Yeah, fun game.

-Yeah, it was fun.
-Check, please.

[David] Check, please.

[Jacob] The two people
on the dates right now.

-Yeah.
-We've got Kelle,
we've got Christina.

What's your plan

when Christina comes through
that door after the date?

Do you wait for her
to come to you?

Do you go and talk to her?
Like, what's--

I'll approach her eventually.

But I'm not gonna
approach her too quickly

-because that's gonna
seem petty and jealous.
-[Jacob] Yes. Yeah.

[Sam] I'm just
staying confident in myself

that we had what I think
is a genuine connection.

[Jacob] Yeah.
But I think it's good

that you were
a bit disappointed

-because that shows that
you actually really like her.
-Exactly. So--

[Sam] And also it's like
these guys came in.

And I'll say this is
the competitive side of me.

They came in, what,
a few hours ago?

They don't just
get to come in

-and take the women from us.
-[Jacob] No.

-No, no, no.
-[Sam] They do not.

[David]
What are you here for?
What's your past?

-So I've been divorced
for three years.
-Okay.

Um, I have a son in college.

-How long
were you married for?
-Almost 20 years.

-Oh, wow. Okay, yeah.
-[Christina] Mmm-hmm.

Uh, what about you?
Have you ever been
married before?

No. Never married, no kids.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

Gotcha.

-[David] Yeah.
-Do you want kids?

-I do.
-Uh-huh.

[David] I do want kids, yeah.

-I'd have up to seven.
-Really?

And again,
whatever that looks like,

and however manner
that I'm blessed with,

whether it's, you know, um,
adopting a bunch of children.

Interesting.

If he wants to adopt,
I'm willing, at 46,
to adopt children.

I would love that.

But I did get an illness
when I was 35.

Due to that illness,
uh, everything shut down,
reproductive,

and I could not have kids.

After that, I was
completely heartbroken.

You know, I have one child,
and I'm so motherly,
and I adore kids.

I just could not
have more kids.

Infertility is
a hard process.

I also believe
in, like, au pairs.

Yeah. Oh, okay.

-All right.
-Yeah.

-So that comes
along with that? Yeah.
-Yeah.

-Okay, okay.
-Yeah.

[Christina] I'm honestly
having a great time
with David,

but, I mean, I was just
on a date with Sam
the night before.

With David,
things float very naturally,

but I'm obviously, you know,
vibing with Sam also.

And at this point,
I'm a little confused.

[Chris] Y'all enjoy
y'all's night

because Lord knows
I'm about to enjoy mine.

[Jacob] Bro, I kissed her
four hours ago.

And she was like,
"No, let's kiss it out."

Yeah!

The fact that
she initiated it is [bleep].

I think we should tell him
when he comes in.

-[Chris] Hmm.
-[Barby chuckling] Oh.

-You ready?
-What's that about?

-A little
something, something.
-Okay.

So I'm not new
to dating older women.

I must say, I have dated
older women before.

And most older women
have a different mindset.

They want the man
who takes initiative
and just does.

So I decided to go
on a little makeshift date
with Barby.

She might still be open
to seek other options.

But this is my opportunity
to actually get to take
Barby out one on one

and just focus
on each other.

Y'all enjoy y'all's night

because Lord knows
I'm about to enjoy mine.

[Barby] Can I help you
with anything?

Okay, cool.

Love it. [chuckles]

[Barby] All right.

Because I've been single
for so long,

and I'm such an independent
badass woman,

even when I'm with a man,

I tend to want to order for us
and do things like that.

Sometimes I have to remember
that a man has to do
certain things,

and I actually like it.

It makes me feel
dainty and little
and like a little princess.

I think it's hot.
And I feel like, right now,

Chris is doing
a lot of that for me.

How was your day?

How did you like the beach?

It was actually
really beautiful.

The whole situation
with the other guys,

it kinda just had
my head in a kabaffle.

-And in fact--
-I would have never,
ever imagined

that you were even having
any sort of a moment

when I was
talking to Jacob at all.

You know,
as observant as I am,
I'm also kind of slow,

-Like--
-Yeah, you're kind of
a ding dong.

[Chris chuckles] Yeah.

So you, kind of, got to, like,
be very direct with me

and, like, tell me, like,
"Hey, it's done, Chris."

Like, "I'm focused on you."

And then I can be like,
"Oh, okay.

-Thanks for the heads up."
-Yeah.

[Chris] Listen,
like I said, I'm not the...

I might not be the smoothest
or, like, the brightest guy.

But, like, I came here
with an open mind,

knowing that
if I do find something
that I want to pursue,

I'm very competitive.
I'm gonna go get it done.

I find that Chris,
knowing what he wants,
is very sexy to me,

and apparently he wants me.

So Chris is gaining ground
on Jacob,

in the sense that
he is pursuing my heart,

but also, like,
might be pursuing my coochie.

Um, when was
your last relationship?

Uh, about a year
and a half ago.

-[Barby] Oh.
-Two years ago.

-That's why--
-I don't believe you.

-I'd already told you.
-You are a gorgeous young lad.

It's not like
I'm living in LA, thinking,

"Oh, no, I'm...
I don't want a relationship.

I don't ever want
to be with nobody."
Blah, blah, blah.

And it's just
I haven't found anybody in LA

who's actually worth
putting forth that time,
energy and effort.

Well, I mean,
I know this might be
hard to believe, but...

-But what?
-When I was your age...

[Barby chuckles]

We're not doing that.
Oh, no.

-I told you, I don't--
-I used to have
quite the thriving

social life in LA,
you know?

I dated a guy
that lived there,
so I was there a lot.

And I have friends
that live there,

that still do, so I was...

-You know,
I know my way around.
-Okay, bet.

So what I'm hearing is
you're not...

You're not scared
to fly out to LA then.

Not opposed to it.

I'm not scared
to have you fly me out to LA.

Say less.

Say [bleep] less.

Hey, that's another
goal then.

-That'll be my next mission.
-Mmm.

[Jacob] Seeing her
with Chris,

I'm not going to lie,
it's a difficult thing to see.

100%, yeah.

Chris was excited.

-He had flowers.
He had all of that [bleep].
-Everything.

I didn't make much--

I didn't make
that much of an effort.

Like, our date was good,
but that's like...

He's really put
some thought into that.

[Joey] Yeah.

I'd be interested
to know what's going on.

[Joey speaking]

[Jacob] Chris taking Barby
on a date to the hot tub,

obviously,
not feeling great about it.

As someone who can
get jealous quite easily,

like, it's tough, sort of,
being surrounded
by people 24/7,

and, obviously,
having the potential for,

you know, your bros,
for your friends to...

be getting with people
that you potentially want

to establish
a connection with.

[Sam] All right.
We need a full report
when you guys get back.

I will give you
the full report.

Can we touch long toes?

[chuckles] Other one.

[Barby chuckles]

-[Barby] You can push back.
-[Chris] Oh, I can't.

I have a pretty leg...
[continues indistinctly]

[bleep] 6'4".

Don't mind, though.
It's like...

[Barby] Wait. Hold on.

Can we put
toes between toes?

Probably not, huh?

-You see this space I got?
-[Barby] Toes are so nasty.

[Chris] You see the space
I got between my toes?

[Barby] Wow. Big.

[Chris chuckles] I don't care.

-This is--
-Do the other one.

[Barby shrieks]

-[Chris] There we go.
I got the big--
-Wait, wait, wait.

-I got the long toe in there.
-[Barby] Wait. Okay.

-Okay.
-[Chris] The other
one's all...

-Bro.
-[Joey] Oh, [bleep].

I'm not going to lie,
that's a quick turnaround.

[Joey] That's a quick...

Oh, [bleep].

-So, should we kiss,
or what?
-[Chris] Baby, you are--

Please.

[Joey bleep]
Bro, they are kissing.

-[Jacob] They are?
-[Joey] They are kissing.

-[Jacob] They are kissing?
-[Joey] Take a look.

Bro, I kissed her
four hours ago.

What?

-You kissed her?
-Yeah.

-No, you didn't.
-Yeah, I did.

I feel like we need
to report back on that.

-Oh, my God.
-[Jacob] Yeah.

[Joey] Oh, [bleep].

[Jacob]
Obviously, after kissing
Barby on the beach,

and now I see
Chris and Barby kiss,

I feel like it, kind of,
contradicts itself.

So I have no idea
how I'm gonna play this now.

Bro, sit down right now.

And, Jacob,
you need to [bleep] tell them
what you just told me.

I can't wait to see
both of your faces.

So go ahead.

Bro, as soon
as I walk out there,
and I peep my head over,

they're kissing,
like, straight up.

[Joey] They [bleep]
kissed at the beach
four hours ago.

-Yeah.
-[Joey] Him and Barby.

-Yeah.
-[Sam] Wait. You guys were
kissing on the beach?

[Joey] Yes!

-And--
-Was it, like--

Okay. Was it, like, a peck
or it's, like, a proper kiss?

-[Joey] Bro.
-That's the thing.

I lean in to hug her.

I lean in to hug her.

And she was like,
"No, let's kiss it out."

-Wait--
-[Sam] What?
She initiated the kiss?

-Yeah. I was--
-Wait!

Yeah.

-So--
-Yo. That's crazy, yo.

Oh, my God!

The fact that
she initiated it is [bleep].

I think we should tell him
when he comes in.

I'll talk to Chris.

[Joey] I already know where
this night is going, bro.

I know where this night's
gonna go right now.

And I'm telling you,

it's not gonna be pretty.

-Oh, God.
-[Joey] No, no, no.

Why are you guys gossiping
about my love life?

You have
a lot of [bleep] nerve

to pull me aside
and start [bleep],

while you're
[bleep] with Kelle

-in the hot tub.
-[Chris] Stop, stop.

"Today, we're doing things
a little differently.

It's time to start sexting."

Like, what is that?
I know texting.

[David] "Please sext
your favorite pics

to the men that you have
romantic interest in."

Look, if you wanna rock
some handcuffs, do it.

This is all for you, boys.

I'm not gonna brag,
but I might have, like,
perfected this [bleep].

Mamma mia.

Is anybody gonna feel upset

-if they're not
gonna get the text?
-Yeah.

For me, if I didn't
get it from Barby,

I'd feel a bit uncomfortable
about the situation.

[Chris]
If we both get a picture,

I'm gonna be
a little confused.

-Look at this.
-[Stacy] It is--

-It is a--
-You see how
I'm all like this?

-Yeah, I see you.
-You see, how I'm like--

You know, I'm like--

I'm not sure
if he's just not attracted,

or if he's got something
going on back at home.

"Today has made it clear
who is connecting with who.

Unfortunately,
things are about to change."

[bleep]