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[Kelle] I'm Kelle.

You might remember me from season one.

I'm here for your man.

I've definitely made a decision on who I wanna take on a date.

-Anthony and Joey. -[all exclaiming]

Let's go!

-[Joey] Oh, boy! -[Anthony] You good, honey?

-[laughs] -Yeah, I'm good, Dad, I'm good.

-I'm talking to her, Joe. I didn't call you, honey. -Oh, okay.

We were doing, like, sex yoga.

It was just, like, next level, like, weird.

When he got back to the house, Joey was, like, ignoring me,

and my feelings were hurt.

[Jacob speaking]

-[Barby] Yeah. -[Jacob] Yeah?

[both laugh]

[Joey] I wanna know your one, two, three lineup.

-Yeah, yeah. -Who's your leadoff?

Lead?

-Barby. -Barby's one?

[Chris] Yeah, I know, that was--

-You know, that's the lead. -[laughs]

I'm hoping that Chris doesn't try and connect with Barby.

I got there first, so he's gonna have to step aside.

[Miles] I separated myself from my dad years ago

because it was a very toxic relationship.

We haven't spoken in years,

so I've never felt this awkward in my entire life.

[sighs]

I'm having, like, an internal struggle.

I actually have a boyfriend.

Oh.

Jami possibly is in a relationship.

-Hi. -[Kelle] I think you're a lovely girl,

but I just heard you have a boyfriend.

I don't, I haven't had one for--

Why are you looking at him?

He's not your boyfriend.

Okay, so I really don't like when people are in my face.

So take a step back.

I would appreciate if you would say, "Hey, Jami, we just met

and I just found out you had a boyfriend. What's up with that?"

And I would say, "Yes, Kelle, I do."

I've been struggling with this the entire time.

I didn't really know how to navigate this,

and it's been quite difficult for me.

You need to leave the villa. You don't belong here.

We're single.

Are you single?

-Very single. -I'm single.

-Are you single? -Very single.

-Are you single? -I'm single.

You're talking to a taken girl.

I think you're lovely, but you need to leave.

-[Barby] Aw, Jami! -[Kelle] Sorry, love.

You left me at the card game to talk to her.

So well done.

Well, you know what? I was being a gent. She wanted to talk to me,

-you know. Yeah-- -You weren't being a gentleman to me.

-Well done. -[Anthony] All right.

I'm shocked.

Yeah, I was excited to see what was gonna happen with Jami.

Even though she lied to us, I do feel a little bad for her.

Kelle has a strong personality, you know,

she didn't want her there.

She was like, it's you know, "We're all competing to find love

and this girl already has a boyfriend."

Don't beat up on the girl.

She knows she did wrong, and that's enough.

-Let her go, you know. -I agree.

You'll be all right, all right?

[Jami] See you never, [bleep].

-[Lannette] I know, don't be upset with me. -Yeah, no. But I mean,

-nobody should gang up on anybody, though. -[Lannette] Because now,

You know-- No, we weren't ganging up.

What we allowed her to do is live her truth.

-[Christina] Yeah. -That's what we did.

-We liberated her. -[Christina] Yeah.

Yeah, but now I look like a two-faced bitch.

She needs to own this, and it needed to come out.

And I appreciate you trusting me enough to tell me,

and I hope you don't feel like I've betrayed your trust.

But this was something bigger than you and Jami.

So, I guess all of you guys have heard that I have a boyfriend,

and I know we're here to find love,

and I did not come here trying to mislead.

Whatever!

And I guess that is what has happened.

[Joey speaking]

-But-- -[Chris speaking]

Have I been my true self?

In every aspect of the word, yes.

I'm sorry if I'm, like, a little too direct, but it's so [bleep] up.

[Jami] It is [bleep] up.

-I would never do that. -[Jami] It is.

Now that the truth has been told,

and I guess I will have to leave.

-[Joey] Oh, my [bleep]. -[Jami] Yeah.

[Anthony] I don't know the reason she, uh, did this,

but I will tell you something.

Relax, she came here to date other men.

-Why are you defending her? -[Anthony] I-- Because--

-Because-- -[Kelly] You need to leave. You need to go.

-Bye. -[Anthony] She's gonna go.

Okay, let's let the girl leave.

She's already humiliated. Let her leave

-and let's not-- -[Kelle] She humiliated herself.

All right, so... And she got it, now she's going home.

She got humiliated. Let her go home.

I started getting more angry at Jami at this point

because I'm realizing there's a lot of missed opportunity here,

'cause someone else should've been in this house.

When I began this process, I was single,

and I met somebody, soon after, I committed.

And before I knew it, we were head over heels in love.

And I really wanted to see what was meant to be.

And if it was meant to be with him, it would be.

I told my boyfriend and he said to me,

"Do what you have to do, and we'll see what happens at the end."

I miss you, Mark.

Can't wait to be with you.

I came here with a clean conscience,

and now I'm leaving with one, too.

I feel really sad right now that this is how my journey here has ended.

However, I would be lying if I didn't feel excited

that I now know my destination

and it is going to be in my boyfriend's arms.

[Joey] Well, it is a new day.

Once Kelle got here, before Jami left,

there was ten guys, seven girls.

The ratio was increasing in our favor.

Now that Jami had to [bleep] all up,

we're back down to six girls.

So I gotta bring more to the table.

You know, I got more competition now.

This is so good.

-[Ashley] Oh, that looks amazing. -Ashley, I usually drink this

right after I work out.

[blender whirring]

Yay!

I think I found my first true love in the Manor...

the blender.

-Get my phone. Check my phone. -Did you take my smoothie?

-You know, Kelly, [bleep]. -And I-- Yep, right here.

-Thank you. -Yay! Yay! [laughs]

[Chris laughs]

[Darren] I was gonna come up at, you know, like, 7:00

and wake you up to make me a smoo-- No, I'm kidding. [laughs]

I was gonna be like, "Kelly!"

[Kelly] Yeah, "Get up!

I need my shake."

-Oh, this is... This is what keeps me going, I mean-- -Isn't that good?

It's so good, it's so good.

I think him and Kelly Mac would actually work really well together.

[Darren] Her demeanor is extremely open, warm, welcoming.

Without sounding shallow,

she's beautiful, she's gorgeous.

[Sam] I would love it if my dad could find somebody

that he could date, uh, long-term.

And then also, you know, I'm... I want him to be happy.

I... I love the hell out of this dude.

So I mean, I want him to be happy and find somebody.

-[Anthony] You having fun? -I'm having fun.

-Yeah? -[Joey] Yeah.

Now that my dad is, you know, in the house,

I'm gonna move differently with everyone.

So, you know, my dad being here, honestly, might save my ass.

If... If I'm being honest. [laughs]

Are you interested in anybody?

-[Anthony] I am. -Really?

-[Anthony] Yeah, I'm-- I like a couple of girls. -I think Kelle.

I think you're interested in Kelle.

-Well, listen, there's just-- -Yeah.

I think she just goes a little bit too much, you know?

But, well, I don't know yet.

Maybe it was just that, the drama yesterday.

Let's give her the benefit of the doubt.

So, is that who you... who you were thinking about then?

-Well, no. Then there's, um-- -Lannette?

Lannette's got something different about her.

-I don't know. Yeah, something going on. -Green eyes.

Every one of these girls have something beautiful about them.

Like, legit, something different,

something unique. But I just...

I'm not sure who I'm, like, going after yet,

but I'm definitely open to anything.

-Which one do you got your eye on? -Christina's cool.

-She's a good person. -[Anthony] And I like Christina.

-Like, I like her. -Oh, yeah, she's cool.

-She likes me, so... -Yeah?

-[Joey] Yeah. -[bleep].

Joey, have you ever dated a girl this age?

Um...

I mean, no, but, like, I'm cool up to 65.

-[laughing] Get the [bleep] outta here. -[Joey] Yeah.

-[continues laughing] -[Joey] It's like--

-Sixty-five? -[Joey] Yeah.

-Yeah. -[both laughing]

[Joey] We're very lucky because we have such a close relationship

- and we basically do almost everything together. -[Anthony] Yeah.

I mean, this is what we do. You know, we're...

This is my best friend,

-so it's like, he makes it easy. -Yeah.

-Thanks, Joe. I love you. -Love you. [chuckles softly]

There's no juice?

There's a lot of things that Miles and I need to hash out.

Let me holler at you for a second.

Miles and I, we hadn't talked in a long time.

He and I have always had a tumultuous relationship.

You know, you'd think that, um...

[clicks tongue] you could just forget about the past and move on,

but until you address it...

it's gonna keep lingering back.

Well, this is different.

-Right. [laughs] -[Stacy] Yeah.

-Didn't expect this. -No, not in a million years.

Not in a million years.

I'm appreciative of the situation,

-but it definitely was a shock to me. -[Miles] Mm-hmm.

Um, you know, hopefully, you know, we can grow from this

and, uh, move forward as father and son.

Anything you wanna, like, tell me that's been on your heart

that you felt like you just couldn't say.

I haven't had a face-to-face conversation with my dad since I was 19.

I haven't always felt that I could express my feelings to him

because he's very overbearing,

but he needs to take some responsibility.

So there's a lot of stuff to talk about.

"Welcome to the MILF Mud Pit.

Each of you will have a chance to protect

or share your own dirty little secret."

I'm thinking there are some scandalous secrets about to come out.

And I'll be honest, I don't want my secret revealed

because it is a dirty little secret.

-[all exclaiming] -[Stacy] Oh, my God.

[Chris] Snap!

Oh, you different.

I'm not gonna judge you. I... I...

Whether it's positive, negative.

Just tell me. I just wanna hear

what you have to say as a... a son to a father.

[Miles] I feel like there has been no communication over the past several years.

-[sniffles] -And I apologize for that.

I should have been more...

able to, um...

listen to you...

as a father.

But that's the only thing I knew

'cause that's how my father was.

Um...

We did what we was told, whether he was yelling, whatever,

and just accepted it and moved on.

And I see that that definitely is not the right method.

I wish I could have made better choices when I was younger.

But I didn't.

-I didn't know no better. -[sniffles]

I think you did the best you could.

[Stacy] Uh, that's... that's the scapegoat, and I appreciate that.

I could have did better.

I could have.

But I will tell you this, I will do better now.

I lost a lot of time with you, and I can't get that back.

And I know I don't tell you all the time,

but again, I... I love you.

I wish nothing but the best for you.

For real, for real.

Thank you.

-I love you, too. -[Stacy] Love you, man.

[Miles crying softly]

You all right?

[Miles] This meant everything for me.

It at least breaks the ice on us communicating more

and just bridging the gap that has been present

for the past few years.

[Stacy] With this experience, I think that we established more of a strong bond.

Like, "Hey, let's go here. Let's go do this then,

you know, let's go enjoy ourself."

Oh, man. I needed this, bro.

I appreciate you.

-I love you. -I love you, dude.

-I love you, bro. -Love you.

[cell phone chimes]

[Chris] We got a message, baby.

-There he is! Ashley! -[Chris] Yo, listen up, listen up,

listen up, listen up, listen up!

[Sam] Let's hear it.

"It's time for your next challenge,

-and this one may get messy." -[Barby] Oh.

[Chris] "Please change into your bathing suits,

and when you're ready, let's meet in the backyard."

[all exclaiming]

-[Joey] Let's go! -[Jacob] Yeah, let's go! Whoo!

I'm stoked I get to put on a bathing suit.

Hello.

This is what I work for. [chuckles]

"Welcome to the MILF Mud Pit."

[all cheering]

"The foundation of any successful relationship is honesty.

For today's challenge, each of you will have a chance

to protect or share your own dirty little secret."

-[Lannette] Ooh. -[Crystal] Hmm.

[Anthony] Before we came here,

there was a questionnaire you have to fill out about your secrets.

And now the loser in this event

has to give up their secret.

And I... I don't remember what I wrote.

[Joey] It's a little scary.

[Darren] "Fathers and sons will face off in the mud pit.

The ladies will also be facing off against one another.

When it's your turn in the pit,

each of you will be tied together at the waist, and on "go,"

you will race to grab your flag.

The first person to grab their red flag

gets to keep their secret protected.

If you lose, your dirty little secret will be revealed

in front of the entire group."

[Lannette] I'm thinking there are some scandalous secrets about to come out.

I'm curious how the dads and the sons

are gonna react when they hear them.

"The fastest man and woman for today's challenge

will each win an opportunity

to take someone of their choosing

on a special romantic date tonight."

[all cheering]

-[Sam] Ladies first, let's go, ladies! -[Darren] A lot to fight for.

"Darren, due to your injury, you will not be getting into the pit."

-Oh. [laughs] -[man] Hey. There we go.

[Darren] "But that does not mean your secret will be safe." [bleep]

"When it's time for Sam and Darren to match up,

Darren will select one father to represent him."

-[Kelly] Whoo! -[Darren] "If Sam defeats Darren's pick..."

[laughs]

[Darren] "...then his secret will be revealed."

You're [bleep].

-[Kelle exclaims] -[Darren] Let's get this challenge started.

For this round, it is Crystal versus Lannette.

[all cheering]

Let's go, ladies!

[Lannette] I wanna win this challenge

because I wanna have a chance to pick a date.

And I'll be honest, I don't want my secret revealed

because it is a dirty little secret.

Let's go, ladies!

[Crystal] I wanna win this challenge today

because I really want to go on a date with Stacy.

I'm down for whatever, just to get some time alone with this man.

So, I gotta get my game up.

-Hey! -Yeah!

That's a lucky-ass rope, right there.

-[laughs] -That's a lucky-ass rope.

[Darren] On your mark.

Get set.

Go.

Go, girl! Come on, come on, pull, pull,

go, go, come on, come on! Go, go, go!

[indistinct shouting and cheering]

[all exclaiming]

-[whistling] -[Kelly] Yes!

[Michael] Power came out, but endurance won, like... [mimicking engine revving]

-[all exclaiming] -Crystal, since you lost,

read us your dirty little secret.

"I once told my boyfriend my friend was mugged

so I could take his car to see another guy."

-[all exclaiming] -[Stacy] Oh, my God!

[Joey] Snap!

[Barby] Being a stripper is a no-no,

but that's okay?

Ah, okay. Got it.

-Yo, that is about... -That's [bleep] up.

Oh, you different. Okay.

[Stacy] That's his car, his prized possession.

[slight chuckle] Crystal will never use my car.

[laughs]

She'll have to catch the bus. [laughs]

Ladies, on your mark.

Get set.

Go!

-Whoo! -Whoo!

With Joey, the energy changed,

so I might just pursue someone else in the house.

Obviously, I wanna win so I could choose

who to go out on a date with.

-[Barby] There you go, girl. -[Stacy] Oh, my God!

[indistinct shouting and cheering]

[Joey] I'm a big, big advocate for girls in bikinis and mud.

Oh, I've seen mud wrestling on TV,

but I never thought I'd see it, like, up front

-like this. -It's a lot better live.

-Yeah, definitely a lot better live. -[laughs]

[all shouting and cheering]

-[Darren] And the winner is Christina! -[all cheering and exclaiming]

Careful!

[Kelle] Christina kicked my ass in the mud pit.

Like, straight up.

I'm gonna talk to my trainer when I get home,

because I don't know how she beat me so quick.

Okay, um...

[sighs]

"I once had sex in the branches of a tree, like a monkey."

-[Joey] Oh, my God! -[all exclaiming]

[Joey] That's actually really awesome.

That's awesome.

[Kelle] Definitely on a tree branch bent over.

So, I mean, doesn't everybody have sex in a tree? [laughs]

You know, I mean, you should try it.

-[indistinct conversation] -How the hell did you do that?

I don't buy it.

For the next round,

it is me, Darren, versus my son, Sam.

-[Joey] Whoo! -[Barby] Whoo!

-But since I'm injured... -[Chris] Aw.

[Darren] ...Sam, I'm gonna pick a challenger

to protect my dirty little secret.

[Sam] I know my dad has a juicy secret.

I know he's hiding something.

He's gonna pick the biggest [bleep] out here.

[Darren] Stacy, would you protect my little secret, please?

-[Stacy laughs] -[all exclaiming]

I'm gonna have to compete my ass off.

[Darren] Three, two, one, go!

-Go! -Come on, Sam!

-[Chris] Yes, Sam! Come on! Oh! -[all exclaiming and cheering]

-Whoo! -[Sam] What did I tell you?

-[Chris] Oh, man! -[Joey] Oh!

-[all exclaiming] -[Sam] What did I tell you, [bleep]?

-[Michael] Oh. -[Sam] That's a wrestler there.

My strategy going against Sam was pretty simple,

it's to lose,

to make Darren have his secret exposed.

[sighs] "I still have fantasies about a young nun

who worked in my elementary school."

-[all exclaiming and laughing] -[Sam] I know the nun, too.

-What? What? -Sister Marie? Sister Marie?

-[laughs] -[Sam exclaims] I knew it! I [bleep] knew it!

[all laughing]

Darren, you little rascal.

He actually blushed when he shared that... that secret.

Darren, do not expect me to buy a nun's outfit anytime soon.

And for this round, Barby versus Kelly Mac.

[all cheering]

Darren is very intriguing to me,

so I want to win this because I want to go on a date.

[Darren] On your mark. Get set.

Go.

-[Lannette] Let's go, girls! -[Joey] Let's go!

-[Sam] Come on, girls. -[indistinct shouting and cheering]

-Come on, Kelly! [bleep], come on, Kelly! -[all cheering and exclaiming]

[Darren] And the winner is Barby!

-[Joey] Oh, no, Kelly, what's your secret? No! -[Michael] Whoo!

"I am a member of the mile-high club."

[all cheering]

-[Stacy] She got it on in the air. -[Joey] That's my girl, yeah!

All these people wanna know what airline it was,

but it was a private jet.

I'm classy.

Bring me that card, girl.

[all applauding]

[Stacy] Did you make smoothies up there?

[Darren]I was a little shocked to hear Kelly's secret,

especially considering I have access to private jets.

-Yeah, you just saw it as a golden opportunity. -I'm like-- Maybe.

[Sam] I can tell you, after hearing Kelly Mac's secret.

I'm not getting on that same jet with you.

Please welcome Stacy versus Miles.

[all cheering]

[Miles] Even though me and my dad just reconciled,

it would be really satisfying to beat him,

so I can finally talk a little [bleep].

Three, two, one.

Go!

-Ooh, there you go, there you go, Miles -[all exclaiming]

[all cheering]

[cheering and whooping]

-[Miles] Yes! -[cheering continues]

I told you!

[all whooping]

[Stacy] I thought I was just gonna out-muscle him.

I couldn't get a grip.

He won fair and square.

"I won a bet in my university frat

of who can sleep with the most women in one day,

and I slept with five."

[Darren exclaims]

Dirty, dirty man.

[Miles] Oh, I already knew he was a hoe.

I'm not a hoe, I just have hoe-ish way--

I had hoe-ish ways.

You are who you are.

[both laughing]

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

For the next round,

please welcome Ashley versus Jacob.

[all cheering]

[Stacy] This is gonna be a good one.

[Jacob] I think winning the challenge is super important.

Me and Barby definitely have a connection,

and I feel like we need to have another date.

[Ashley] As Jacob knows,

we've done some challenges before,

-and he's come out second-- Second best... -Hmm.

...because, you know, I've still got it.

-He's still got it. -[both laugh]

He's still got it.

Three, two, one, go!

[all cheering] Let's go!

[all cheering] Come on! Let's go!

[cheering continues]

[man] Let's go, let's go, Ashley!

[all applauding]

[all exclaiming]

[all whooping]

Jacob, read us your dirty little secret.

So, my dirty little secret is "I always get nosebleeds during sex."

[all exclaiming] Oh, God.

[Darren] Like, "It's not you, it's me.

But I ain't gonna stop."

[in British accent] "Oh, pardon me

my nose is bleeding all over you."

I can-- I can just imagine him with tissues in his nose.

[both laughing]

[all exclaiming]

I don't mind if Jacob gets nosebleeds,

I just don't want him on top of me during it.

For this round,

Michael versus Chris.

[all cheering]

Like, I love my dad to death,

but he knows I'm a competitor

and I give 110 in everything.

This is my opportunity to actually get to take

Barby out one on one.

[Darren] Go!

[Stacy] Let's go, baby! Let's go.

-Let's go! -[man] Come on, Michael!

[all cheering] Go, go!

[cheering continues] Come on, come on!

[Darren] Come on, Michael!

Oh, no!

[all cheering]

[indistinct chatter]

Michael, read us your dirty little secret.

"When I was a single dad, I once took my sons on a date

because I didn't have a sitter."

[all exclaim and laugh]

And that one, they would never forget.

[Darren] Chris, do you remember that?

-Yeah, that wasn't-- That wasn't too long ago, huh. -[Michael] Oh, yeah.

For our next round,

Anthony versus Joey.

[all cheering]

Ooh, ooh, come on!

Let's go, Anthony.

-[woman] Let's go! -[Stacy] Let's go, Anthony.

I'm like, "Wait a second."

You know, I have a little daughter at home.

I-I said, "I gotta win."

-[laughs] -You know, I gotta win, I-I can't--

She can't see this.

Three, two, one, go!

[all exclaiming]

[all laughing]

[Joey] I literally got dragged.

-It was just-- [laughs] -I-I feel bad--

-I actually felt bad to win. -[laughs]

"I've had sex with 35 people."

[all exclaiming] What?

Does he know anything about STDs?

You know, they're-- They're out there.

[indistinct conversation]

That's a lot of girls you've slept with Joey, for your age.

-That is a lot of girls. -[Joey chuckles]

It's more than me, and I'm a lot older than you.

-[phone chimes] -Oop, I got a text.

[all exclaiming]

"The two who got to their flags the fastest were...

Christina and Anthony."

[all cheering]

"Each of you will get a special date

here at the mansion tonight."

Anthony, tell me,

who do you wanna take on your date?

Ooh, this is gonna be a tough one.

-[women chuckling] -[Anthony bleeps]

I wanna take them all.

[all laughing]

I'm gonna take Lannette, how's that?

-[Christina] I love that! -Yeah, yeah, let's do that.

-All right. -[all chuckling]

So sweet.

-All right. Come on. -[Lannette] Thank you.

[Anthony] The day before I went out with Kelle.

I mean, I was, like, having a good time

but I didn't like how she came out for Jami, you know?

Kelle just went at her,

and we're here to meet people, and I look at Lannette,

and I'm like, "Yeah, I wanna give her a shot."

[Joey] That's my dad.

-[Anthony exclaims] -[all chuckling]

Honestly, with Anthony winning,

I thought for surely he was gonna pick me.

But, now that he's picked Lannette,

it's time for me to move on.

Christina, tell me, who do you wanna take on your date?

[Anthony] Ooh, let's go.

I want to take...

Sam.

[all cheering]

[Jacob] Sam, my man!

[Joey] It's such a shame, because

I definitely would've liked to go out on the date with Christina,

but I didn't know she was attracted to Sam.

I don't like when my girl entertains other people.

So, I'm convinced that we're no longer a thing.

[Christina] I have a connection with Joey.

But, if Joey wants to go on other dates,

I'm gonna go on other dates.

Sam, get ready.

-I'll be ready. -[Christina] Okay.

[Sam] I'm very excited for the date,

and I think she's the most beautiful woman here.

I didn't think that Christina had interest in me.

She's been talking to Joey.

So, this actually gives me an opportunity

to see what she's about.

-I'm into it. -Sam, you're a full-grown man

at this point, but I'm still your dad.

And I'm still like, "Oh God.

Don't corrupt my son."

Too late.

[Darren] Take some time to go get cleaned up.

Have fun.

[all cheering]

Oh, god it's [bleep] hot.

I don't know if Joey's like, trying to play a game here,

to kind of make Christina jealous

because she asked Sam on a date and not him.

Or is he making a move?

I'm curious to see.

I want you to feel what it's like to sleep together.

-The roof view room? -Yeah.

[Lannette] I was really surprised

when Anthony selected me for the date.

I mean, we haven't had a chance

to really connect and get to know each other,

so I am a bit flattered

that he wants to get to know me more.

Wow!

[Anthony] Oh, my God, are you kidding me?

-Look how beautiful you look. -[both chuckle]

Oh, my God, hi.

-Oh, my God. -Oh, you've got lipstick now.

-It's all right, I'll wear you. -[Lannette exclaims]

Do I look-- Oh, my God.

It's like, an old Hollywood look.

Listen, I was thinking.

-Yeah. -It's just an idea.

-All right? -Okay. Yeah.

-Why don't we cook here, right? -[gasps]

We'll make some pizza.

-We'll have some fun. I own a restaurant. -Okay.

-You wanna do that? -Yeah, I'm down.

-Does that sound like fun? -I'd love to.

I was actually so happy that he picked Lannette.

Uh, from day one, me and the guys have been saying

Lannette's like, one of the queens of the house.

You know, she's such a good person.

You know, I can definitely see why my dad, you know, would wanna pick her.

[Anthony] I like this red and green.

-[Lannette chuckles] Yeah. -We put a little white on you

-and make it-- -[Lannette laughs] I'll look like a Christmas tree.

We'll make an Italian flag.

-Yeah. -[Lannette laughs] Oh, exactly.

-[Anthony] You wanna tie me up? Come on. -[laughing]

Come tie me up.

Come on, tie me up.

Where's your mind going right away?

-Oh, my God, look at this. -Wow.

-Okay. -Oh.

-[Sam] Wow. -[Christina] This is awesome.

-[Sam] After you. -[Christina] Thank you.

I don't really have a type.

-Such a gentleman, thank you. -[Sam] Yeah. Of course.

[Christina] It's the energy for me.

And it's, you know, just the vibe I get with you.

Sam, he seems very genuine.

Like an old soul.

So, I'm looking forward to getting to know him better

and seeing where things go.

I was actually surprised you picked me.

-What-- What made you-- -Really?

Yeah, I'm interested to hear,

because I thought you and Joey had kind of a thing going.

You know, I'm not the most outgoing.

I'm a little shier, a little bit more reserved.

-[Christina] Yeah, I could tell. -But, uh...

But you've got another-- Another side

-to you, like that. Yeah, for sure. -[Sam] Definitely. Definitely.

[Sam] I think Christina picked me over Joey

because there's a big difference

in maturity level between us two.

She realizes I'm more of a long-term type of guy,

whereas Joey, he's--

You could tell he's here kind of just for,

"Hey, there's hot MILFs everywhere."

So, what are you looking for in a relationship?

One of the things I really look for

is somebody who's ambitious like me,

-who has a lot of goals for themselves... -Right. Yeah.

...and stuff they wanna do.

They'll balance me out, and--

-Oh, but also, really likes to go out... -For sure.

-...and have a lot of fun. -[Christina] Yeah.

-My ass will dance till 2:30 in the morning. -[laughs]

And literally shut the-- Shut it down, right?

But sometimes I do like to go and find those places

that have, like pool tables, and-- If it's good music.

I actually love pool, like, I'm very competitive.

-[Sam] I'm very competitive with pool. -Same.

[Sam] Christina has a lot of the things that I'm looking for.

She's obviously gorgeous.

She's smart, she's competitive, she's independent,

and that's kind of the reason I've been into older women.

-Do you want to go lay down and stargaze? -Um, yeah, do you wanna--

-Do you mind pouring me another glass. -All right, we'll--

-We'll bring it over too -[Christina] Okay.

-But yeah, I'll pour one for you. -[Christina] Okay.

Older women actually have a vision

of how-- What they want their life to be.

They're not here for games.

They don't need to have a guy always around,

kind of validating everything that they do.

Okay. Where do you see a star?

[Sam] Oh, there's some stars out.

There's a couple of them out.

We got two stars right here.

[Christina] Cheers to that.

I actually dated a young man

um, after my heart got broken last year.

That's how, actually I got to realize

what they have to often bring to the table.

Have you ever been told you're a kisser?

-I-I think I get told that. -Have you?

-Yeah. -Okay.

Wanna find out?

[slightly chokes]

I mean, I guess we can.

Okay.

-Let's see. Let's see. -[Christina] Okay.

-Okay. -I gotta be on my A game for this.

-This is also competitive a little bit. -[laughs] Okay.

[soft music playing]

[Christina] Amazing date, a lot of chemistry,

easy conversation.

And he's a great kisser, by the way.

I don't chase, I attract.

So, if-- If you want to be with me,

then I need to see some-- Some effort.

And I think Sam tonight, he killed it.

[Anthony] So, there's different ways people make pizza, right?

-Really? -Some people put the sauce on the bottom

and the cheese on the top, right?

-That's what you're used to. -It's like, a traditional pizza for us,

-yeah, like, a Domino's. -We're gonna do it the opposite.

-Oh! -We're gonna put the cheese on the bottom.

-Okay, okay. -All right?

It's called like, a tomato pie, right?

-And we're gonna put the sauce on the top. -Ah.

-Okay. -What happens now,

it becomes more crispy.

-It's beautiful, wait till you taste this -Ohh.

-[Joey] Hello, father. -[Anthony] Look at these two.

-Look at those at two. Look at these two. -[Lannette exclaims]

-[Joey] Look at those two. -[Anthony] Don't worry. Listen.

I'll save you a little pizza, all right?

-[Joey] Amazing. -Maybe.

-You know, if-- -[Lannette] Ooh-la-la.

-If you behave yourself. -[Kelle] He won't be hungry

-after we hang out. -[all laughing]

-It's a wise guy. -She is a trip.

Oh yeah, yeah.

Oh, that is [bleep] hot.

Let's go on this side, where the drinks are.

[Kelle] I don't know if Joey's like, trying to play a game here,

to kind of make Christina jealous

because she asked Sam on a date and not him.

Or is he making a move?

I'm curious to see.

-I don't know, I'm just looking away-- -I just like eye contact.

-Really? -That was the first thing I noticed about you.

Eye contact, when you walked in the house,

you were screaming my name.

-Joey? [chuckles] -Mmm-hmm.

-Did I? -Yeah.

Now that I know me and Christina are done,

I'm gonna be experimenting every angle,

every single, you know, crook and corner.

I wanna get to know all these women,

and that's exactly what I'm gonna do.

-I've been-- -What have you been getting, the vibe with me?

What are your thoughts?

Well, I know initially,

that Christina really liked you.

Um, she felt like immediately there was a connection.

-Mmm-hmm. -And then, she doesn't know what happened.

Yes, Christina and I did make out.

I did bite her butt.

But, I mean hey,

she's still cool, but I'm also attracted to you.

Okay.

Finding connections, um, I'm hoping that I can.

You know, right now, my fingers are crossed.

Hopefully, this goes really well with Kelle.

Obviously, I love older women.

But, it is hard when these girls

are a lot more experienced than you.

They don't play any games,

and it's definitely a twist that my dad's here.

So, I have a question, another one, a little bit more serious to me.

Say, um, you know, you and I were to share a roof view, right?

Or you and I were to connect and hook up.

Would you still consider it a possibility

to build a connection and pursue my dad?

It's obvious that I have a little thing with Jacob, right?

But, I mean, I'm interested in talking to you.

Yeah.

For me, I'm only used to dating one girl at a time

and to have, sort of, other people in there

competing with that, I mean, it's something that I'm not really used to.

My gut reaction is to-- Is to leave.

Say, um, you know, you and I were to share a roof view, right?

Or you and I were to connect and hook up.

Would you still consider it a possibility

to build a connection and pursue my dad?

No.

-Oh, thank God you said that. [sighs] -[laughs] Why?

You know, on every level,

that would be like, so, just, weird.

Oh, thank God. All right.

-That's great. -[Kelle] Did you think that was gonna be a "yes"?

I was hoping not.

It was just a great thing to hear.

No, I mean, we're good now. Come here.

I'm definitely conflicted kissing Joey.

And it is so weird because my son's name is Joey

and they kinda look alike.

But, uh, Joey is like, one of the best kissers ever.

I mean, I would kiss him again. [laughs]

[Anthony] It's a perfect night, right?

-[Lannette] Oh, it is. -[Anthony] Here, taste this, taste that food. Here.

-Mmm. -[Anthony] How good is that?

-Is that ridiculous? -Mmm.

-Huh? -Oh, my God.

-We're gonna have garlic all over our breath. -[Lannette laughs]

It's okay, if we both have it, it won't matter.

[Anthony] Wait, so you're attracted to what type of man?

How would you describe this man that you're attracted to?

-Because-- -He is a project, like he has issues,

-like, I see p-- -[Anthony] So, you like to fix people?

Oh, absolutely, I'm a fixer.

-I'm a people pleaser. -Yeah.

I am-- You know, I sacrifice myself for other people.

I've done that my whole life,

so being able to kind of stand up

and put yourself first and take care of yourself,

this is all new to me.

I think we're at a time in our life that we know,

-we had-- We made enough mistakes, right? -Mmm-hmm. Absolutely.

And now you're ready to really start...

-understanding-- Yeah. -What I really want.

What you want, you know.

Are you a snuggler?

-I don't think so. -No, I'm not.

-I could tell, yeah. I could tell right away. -That's funny. That's funny.

-Touch and feel. -[Lannette] Mmm-hmm.

[Anthony] And that type of comfort is one thing

that I believe can be contagious.

It's a sign of affection.

-[Lannette] Absolutely. -You know, that-- That sign of warmth and love

when you're with someone and you pull them next to you

-and you fall asleep like that... -[Lannette] Hmm. Mmm-hmm.

-[Anthony] ...you almost wake up that way, you know? -Mmm-hmm.

-Once you learn that feeling and-- -[Lannette] You like it.

-Yeah, it's just-- It's contagious. -Yeah.

-Mmm-hmm. -I'm like-- I don't care, I'm just gonna kiss you.

Aw. [chuckles]

You're so cute.

[Anthony] I see such a beautiful version of Lannette.

She was vulnerable with me.

And to me, that's one of the strongest characters anyone can have.

To trust you and tell you things that no one else knows.

And um, I'm so curious.

I'm ready to get to know her.

I want you to feel what it's like to sleep together

and feel comfortable.

-I would love to, like, see how that would feel. -Right?

You want to try it.

The roof view room?

-Yeah. -Okay.

-You wanna-- Yeah. -I'll be open to it. Yeah.

-I mean, I would think-- -I feel safe around you.

[Anthony] Yeah. Good.

There's a lot of emotions from Lannette,

and I really respect that.

So, hopefully this goes somewhere between me and Lannette.

-[Lannette] Oof. -[Anthony] You got it?

-[Lannette] You just wanna look at my butt. -[Anthony] I do.

I feel comfortable being vulnerable with him

because he's such an authentic,

kind, considerate, like, loving guy.

He's still very strong

without being aggressive, and he makes me feel safe.

[laughter]

I'm really hopeful and optimistic

about things working out with us.

[Chris] There's no other lady here that I'm interested in

besides Barby.

I am intrigued, I am interested.

So, I just wanted to see, like, where her mind is at,

if she's solidified her choice yet,

or if not, let her know that I'm interested.

I like what I see so far from her.

So, please don't go making decisions just yet.

If you don't mind my asking,

who's piquing your interest at the moment, if you don't mind.

Oh, boy.

-[Chris laughs] -Get a little comfortable here.

[laughs] Had to get cozy.

Well, it's obvious that I've, like,

have a little flirtatious thing with Jacob, right?

But I mean, obviously, I'm interested in talking to you.

Yes, you do.

-Thank you, for now. -[chuckles]

[Chris] Okay, [bleep]. That's nice to know.

Okay, because if I-- If I-- Like you said, I'm--

I'm big on energy myself, and I'm big on vibes,

and I am interested in you,

and I do think you are an amazing, beautiful woman.

I also think you're an amazing, strong, beautiful woman.

Thank you, I try.

I just got-- I just got my work done.

-[Barby] Thank you. -[Chris] No, no, thank you, Barb.

[Jacob] I see Barby talking to Chris

and they look like they're getting on,

they're building a connection there, and I think...

It's-- It's definitely-- It's difficult to see.

[sighs]

For me, I'm only used to dating one girl at a time,

and to have, sort of, other people in there competing with that,

and to have those sort of options open

is something that I'm not really used to.

-Yeah. -[Ashley] Um...

[Jacob] She seems happy, and I'm happy that she's happy.

But I feel like it's...

it's definitely sort of, shifted my perspective

on whether I can really, sort of continue

to pursue any connection there, I guess.

Like, I've dated older girls in the past.

But like, this is just a completely different ballgame for me.

And I've just been feeling

really anxious about the whole situation.

And, you know, I've tried my best to...

embrace the experience and...

you know, have fun with it.

But for me, I just-- General feelings at the moment,

I'm just, I'm not happy and...

My gut reaction is to-- Is to leave.

-I don't wanna be here anymore. -Yeah.

I think it's the right decision.

-[Ashley] Oh. Oh! Love you. -[Jacob] Love you too.

[woman] Today we're going to heat things up.

[Michael] Here's the beach day, thank God.

Oh, a much needed beach day.

[Stacy] What's going on, St. Louis?

[Crystal] I think you know by now I'm digging you.

I would like to go on a date with you.

[Chris] Can I get a hug?

I had the utmost confidence

that I would make Barby forget about Jacob easily.

[Lannette] Wait, y'all, who's got the jet ski?

[Barby] Somebody's coming!

[Lannette] What?

[Sam] Uh-oh.

So, these new guys are arriving.

They're looking really cool.

I'm thinking we might be in a little trouble.

Aye-aye.

Who are these men and why are they so smoking hot?

Two new guys.