All language subtitles for MILF.Manor.S02E01.1080p.WEB.h264-FREQUENCY

♪ I need someone
who understands♪

Since my divorce,
my dating life
is an absolute train wreck.

♪ 'Cause all these thoughts
Got me too damn scared♪

[woman]
I haven't been in an actual
committed relationship

in over ten years.

[woman 2]
I haven't found my soulmate.

But I feel like
that's about to change.

Where are the men?

Where they at,
where they at, where they at?

[woman 3]
Men can date younger women.

But I feel like women
get a bad reputation.

Ladies, ladies, ladies.

[woman 3] And you know what?

[bleep] that.

[women cheering]

[woman 4]
There's something exciting
about younger guys.

[women cheering]

I don't smell
like an old person,

and I definitely don't want
my man to smell
like an old person, either.

[woman 5] Anytime you're with
a group of women
and you're with hot guys,

at some point,
there's definitely conflict.

[woman 2] Okay.

Girl, I don't give a [bleep]
about you being
no [bleep] damn stripper.

I'm friends with women
that are much worse than you.

-Much worse than me,
there it is.
-Okay. I mean, for real.

So what would you say
if one of the women here
has a boyfriend,

and masqueraded
as a single person
looking for love?

[man]
I'm quite a jealous person.

When I'm seeing someone,
I don't want them
to be dating anyone else.

I kissed her four hours ago.

[man 2] I already know
where this is going, bro.

It's not gonna be pretty.

I don't believe anything
that he's ever said to me.

I am so damaged.

I am so hurt.

Okay, so I really don't like
when people are in my face.

Tell him to [bleep]
figure it out.

[woman] Somebody's coming!

[women] Oh, my God.

Guys, guys.

-[woman gasps]
-What?

♪ I wanna see the sun come up
We'll make it through it♪

♪ I wanna see
The sun come up♪

♪ We only get once
And then do it again♪

♪ Some people wait
Their entire lives
I wanna see the sun come up♪

My name's Jami.

I'm 51 years old
and I'm from Bucks County,
Pennsylvania.

My nickname is Sparkle
because of
my sparkling personality.

♪ Some people wait
their entire lives ♪

♪ Just for a chance
at a life like mine ♪

[Jami] I love being a mom,
it's my number one job.

I have three children,
and now that
they are older,

I am an empty nester.

This is amazing.

Having two divorces
with three children,

there is trauma there.

I've been able to remain
the positive,
happy person that I am,

but I had to work very hard
to get there.

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

Oh, I'm gonna
have fun out there.

Anybody here?

I believe that I am successful
in most areas of my life,

except love and relationships.

Dating at my age, sometimes,
is very intimidating.

I definitely need a drink.

I actually struggle with it
at times because it's hard
to be taken seriously.

I'm open to all age ranges,

but I prefer someone
who is educated,

someone who I can have
a good conversation with.

And superficially,
they need to be good in bed.

Cheers.

Bring it on.

So now I am ready
to find the person

that I believe deserves me
and deserves my love.

Falling in love in Canada

is something
that I never expected
in my wildest dreams.

But it is something
that I am hoping for
in my wildest dreams.

Wow.

My name is Barby,
and I'm 45 years old.

I live in Salt Lake City.

I'm originally
from Mexico City,
la Ciudad de Mexico.

This is so beautiful.

I have dated men from 29
all the way to
one foot in the grave,

depending on
how much money they have.

Hi.

-How are you?
-I'm good. I'm Jami.

I'm Barby.

-Hi. Nice to meet you.
-Hi. Nice to meet you.

I'm looking for
the coochie tingles.

The men get the bonies
and girls get
the coochie tingles.

I hate myself right now,
so much.

I have so much Botox,
I can't even smile. Okay.

-You look so beautiful.
-So do you.

-I like that we all did
a little bit of color, so far.
-I love that.

-Yeah.
-Yeah. You look so good.

You're gonna have to teach me
what you're doing
for your arm workout.

I'm a fitness instructor.

-Perfect. Yeah.
-Yeah.

[Barby] I feel like
we were both kind of
eyeballing each other.

And she caught me
checking her out.

And she said, "Mm. Thanks."

She gave me one of those.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

I am not worried
about sharing the same
dating pool with Jami.

I don't see her
as competition.

-So, you're a mom.
-I am a mom, yeah,
my son is 26.

-Wow.
-Yeah. How old are yours?

-I have three.
-Wow.

I feel like I had
a great sexual life
in my 20s and my 30s.

But as I've gotten older,
there needs to be
now this connection,

with it being emotional,
and mental.

I haven't been in an actual,
committed relationship
in over 10 years.

I'm everybody's favorite
ex-girlfriend, so I'm coming
here for a genuine connection.

I'm so excited
for this experience.

And who knows,
hopefully I can find somebody
to fall in love with.

Or play handsies with.

What if it's just you and I
with all the men?

That could definitely be fun.

Yeah, I think I've seen
a porn like that once.

[gasps]

Oh, my God.

My name is Kelly Mac.

I am that little old lady
from Pasadena, California.

Gorgeous.

I fled Vietnam in 1975,
hours after the Viet Cong
took over Saigon.

[voice shaking] With only
the clothes on our backs.

And I can still remember it
to this day.

Coming to America
was the best thing
that could happen to me.

Not only am I an immigrant,

but a very proud American.

Oh, my goodness.

Look, we have a guest.

Wow.

-Nice to meet you, I'm Kelly.
-[Jami] Hi.

I've been married twice.

And I've been divorced twice.

At my age,
the whole dating scene
can be really overwhelming.

People my age are like,
they're jaded, they're tired.
and they smell.

Cheers to
a brand new opportunity,

-and living it up, right?
-Yeah. Living our best life.

That's right. That's right.

I don't look my age.

I don't act my age.

And I don't smell
like an old person,

and I definitely don't want
my man to smell
like an old person, either.

My name is Crystal
and I'm 48 years old.

I live in Charlotte,
North Carolina,

and I'm originally from
St Louis, Missouri.

I have three sons
and I have four grandchildren.

I don't like the title
"grandmother."

I guess you can call me
a "glam ma."

Oh, my God.

I've had five significant
relationships in my life.

One was a marriage.

Three were my children's
fathers, and just one
significant relationship,

outside of that.

I blame myself
for picking them bad.

I blame them
for being who they were.

But I haven't given up
on relationships.

We have a guest.

-Yes.
-Come on down, mama.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Nice to meet you, I'm Kelly.

Hi, I'm Jami.

[Crystal] I would say that I'm
a unique individual because
I consider myself a chameleon.

I adapt to my environment.

I know how to be professional
when it's time
to be professional.

But I'm from the hood, so when
I go home, I know how to put
that hood face on.

Tell us about
how many children you have.

I have three. Three boys.

-And I recently lost a child
two years ago.
-Oh, my God.

-Yeah, so...
-[Jami] So sorry about that.

[Barby] I'm so sorry.

He would have been 23
in a few days, actually.

-September, as well.
-So sorry.

-Thank you. Yeah, it's fine.
-So sorry about that.

I just can't imagine
what you've been through.

Yeah, it's still fresh.

It's only been two years.

Portland was 20 years old
when he was killed.

He was killed
with his best friend
in St Louis, Missouri.

Some guys tried to rob him,
didn't get a dime,
but they, they...

They shot him and they shot
his best friend,
they died in the car.

Yeah.

But I've been strong, though.

-Yes, yes.
-I work a lot. I work a ton.

I feel like this is a blessing
for me to be here.

And this is another one of
his, his requests from God,
like, bless my mommy,

bless my mommy.
You know,
let's do this for her.

So that's the way I like
to think about it. Yeah.

I feel like my son
is my guardian angel now,

and I feel like my heart
is open to love again.

The last thing I want is
to have a broken heart
on top of a grieving heart.

I can say that.

I'm Christina
from good old North Carolina.

I am 46 and I'm just
a Southern girl, as they say.

And I came to find my man.

I've gone through a divorce
a couple years ago.

You know, I was married
for almost 20 years.

After my divorce, you know,
I was like, I'm done.
I'm never marrying again.

Wow, gorgeous.

It took me
a long time to heal.
And move forward.

In the past two years,
I have not been very lucky
in dating.

It's hard for me to meet guys
because I live
in a small town,

and I don't date
in my hometown.
I do have a rule.

Everybody knows everybody,
and so I think that's why
I want to venture out.

That's what I'm here for.

I think somebody's coming.

[women cheering]

-You joining us?
-Join!

-How are you?
-Welcome, welcome.

-I'm Barby.
-Christina.

Hi, Christina.
Nice to meet you.

I'm excited to start
a new life

and find someone that
I can build a future with.

I am open
to dating younger guys,

but I feel like the women
get a bad reputation.

It's almost like
we're doing something bad,
and you know what?

[bleep] that.

Do you want
a little glass of white?

-Definitely, for sure.
-Let's get you a wine.

-Nice legs!
-Thank you.

If men can do it,
then we can do it.

Right?

So what do you do?

I own a small marketing agency
called the Marketing Boutique.

Prior to that,
let's just call it what it is.

I was a stripper.

-Okay.
-Wow, we know a dancer.

-No regrets.
-What's that?

I'll show you later.

It took me a while to get
comfortable with saying,

like, I am, or was a stripper.

But I own it now,
and I've tried really hard

to shine some light
on the industry.

And my interpretation
of feminism is allowing women
to do whatever they want.

Do you want to see my trick?

[chuckles]

Mama's gonna work it out.

At this point,
I'm not surprised.

Just looking
at her accessories
and her green dress,

Barby wants to be
the center of attention.

You know, she just has
to be all eyes on me.

But she is
no competition for me.

-Hi!
-Hi!

-We have another one?
-Oh, my God.

[women cheering]

Come on down!

Hi, I'm Lannette.

I'm 50 years old.

I'm from North Carolina.

I have a 26-year-old son
and a 17-year-old daughter.

-Now we need to hear
who Lannette is.
-Oh, Lord.

Divorced for eight years.
And I've just been
kind of coasting along,

looking for somebody,
and having absolutely no luck.

-Join the club.
-Yep.

-That's why we're all here.
-I bet your luck
is about to change.

-Yes.
-Yes!

When I got divorced,
I entered my hoe phase.

I never really I had one.

I went straight from college
and then I got pregnant.

And then I was with my
ex-husband for 20 years,

so I never really had
an opportunity

to do a lot of exploration,
if you will.
It was a joyous time.

I had a lot of fun
with a lot of people.

What kind of guys
do you think are coming?

-We were talking about that.
-I think
they're young and hot.

-That's what I'm thinking.
-Yeah, that's...

-Like young, like...
-Like, mid to late-twenties.

What if they're like,
40-year-olds
with beer bellies?

Are we okay with that?

I think younger men
have a lot to offer me.

It's kind of
a rejuvenation process.

It kind of takes me
back in time.

Makes me feel
young and playful.

And then at the same time,
I think I have
a lot of attributes

they're looking for.
I'm ready
to share my life with someone,

and I think turning 50 really
brought all of that to a head.

So how are we going
to do this?

Like, what happens
if we like the same guy?

Are we just like going to
Duke it out?

You know what?
All you bitches
are competition.

Damn.

I definitely have been
in the same dating pool
as a lot of my friends.

[Christina] I can already tell
with all the personalities
in this house

that there's going to be
some drama.

And there's going to be women
that are going to compete

because I feel like
everybody's so headstrong.

In this house,
with these personalities,
it could be a [bleep] show.

I hope, with this experience,
we do meet some hotties,

but I hope
they are not, like, our sons.

-I would die.
-I would die.

I wouldn't...

I would die.

It is very difficult
to date with my son around.

It would make me very,
very uncomfortable.

It's, it's very hard for me
not to fall in love

-and fall in love
with the whole...
-[cell phone chimes]

...idea of being in love.

-Oh, my God, I got a text.
-[Crystal] Where did you get
a text from?

-I did.
-Great.

And of course,
I don't have my readers.

-Okay.
-Wait, wait.

Why send the text to the one
that can't see
without glasses?

-Hold on. Okay, I'll read it.
-Okay.

"Welcome to a brand
new season of MILF Manor.

Get ready for an unforgettable
experience with wild
challenges, incredible dates,

and most importantly,
the opportunity
to find true love."

Aw...

"For this journey,

each of you has a cell phone.

This will be your main source
of communication
for your time here.

Stay tuned
for the next message.

P.S. Prepare for some
major shocks and surprises

throughout your time here."
What does that mean?

I don't know. I just got
chills. I'm honestly scared
at this moment.

[Barby] I have no idea
what the manor
has in store for us,

but I'm excited to see
what kind of men
are coming to the manor.

I mean, that's why I'm here.

-Where are the men?
-Where are the men?

Where they at,
where they at, where they at?

[cell phone chimes]

[Christina] I got a text.

"Ladies, you're about to begin
the wildest dating experience
of your lives."

[Jami] Uh-oh.

"Look towards the lake.

Men are arriving now."

[all cheering]

Bring it, boys!

[Crystal] I am excited,
but I'm nervous
because I have no idea

who's about
to get off this boat.

-[air horn blowing]
-[women cheering]

If my son gets off that boat,
I'm gonna have a stroke.

Oh, my God.

[Christina]
I'm ready. It's game time.
It's go time.

Let's get this party started.

-Yeah!
-Yeah!

-Yeah!
-[all cheering]

-It's happening!
-[whooping]

-Like, finally.
-Come to Mama.

[Jami] Oh, my God.

I am freaking out right now.

This is crazy.

This is so crazy.

Hi!

Welcome to MILF Manor, boys.

[Christina]
I'm excited, but I'm nervous.

I'm here to find a connection
or find love, and I don't know
what's planned.

But I am someone
that embraces life
and people and experiences.

So bring it on.

♪ I can be your angel
If you want me to♪

Hi!

♪ I can be your angel
If you want me to♪

Wow! Yeah.

Ladies, ladies, ladies.

[Jami] Okay, now.

All right.

[women cheering]

My name is Chris.
I am from Owensboro, Kentucky.

27 years old.

I'm an MMA fighter
and a model.

I ain't gonna lie.

I love my Hispanic women.

I love my Asian women.

I love my thick women,
my slim women,
my White women, Black women,

I've tried dating,
like, just out on the streets,

I've tried picking things up,
I've tried
the online dating apps.

Uh, I've yet to find
something worthwhile.

So, I was like, all right,
let's give this a shot.

So now here we are.

[Chris]
How are you ladies doing?

-Oh, my God.
-[gasps]

The first guy that came up
the stairs was gorgeous.

Like a model.

-I'm Kelly. Nice to meet you.
-Kelly.

Dark skin, green eyes.

You get the picture.

Hi, I'm Barby.

-Hi.
-Yes, Barby.

-Let's do two kisses.
-Nice to meet you.

I made up my mind already
about how I feel about him.

Barby tries to call dibs
on the tall guy.

I'm like, no way, bitch.

That's mine.

♪ Danger is my middle name♪

I'm here because I kind of
wanna get manhandled
by an older woman.

♪ Danger is my middle name♪

One thing I learned
about dating older women

is that they know
what they want.

I really just love a girl
who's, you know,
can take control, one,

and, you know, show me
some new things,
in and out of the bedroom.

♪ I know I look so innocent♪

[women cheering]

Hi.

I'm coming. Don't worry.
I'm getting up there.

Shimmy shimmy.

The first thing I notice
is these big baby eyes
with the dark features.

He's either Greek or Italian,
has curly hair,

and I also can tell
he's gonna be the wild one.

Hi, Joey. How you doing?

Joey is giving bad boy vibes.

-Nice to meet you.
-Hi Joey,

-I'm Kelly, nice to meet you.
-Joey, nice to meet you.

-Christina, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

I'm walking in so ready
to meet these women.
Little boys, step aside.

Joey's the man,
and I'm ready to rock.

♪ Hey, hey, hey
There's nothing in the way♪

I'm definitely here
to find love.

And I'm here to find
a best friend, so I'm really
looking for someone

who's sort of
on the same wavelength.

I love women that are
intellectually stimulating,

and I find that older women
tend to be a lot more so.

Wow.

Any excuse to get the top off,
I'm doing it.

I get first dibs
because I am
the oldest one here.

Yeah, no, no girl, uh-uh.

-It's about damn time,
I'm Kelly.
-Hi.

We'll hug it out,
we'll hug it out,
nice to meet you.

Just when I think
it couldn't get any better.

Jacob. Very athletic,
well-dressed,

handsome, piercing blue eyes.

He looks like a model,
and he smells fresh
and delicious, too.

My name is Sam.
I'm 24 years old,

and I'm working in sales
and going back to school.

I'm definitely ready
to find love.

I'm extremely hopeful
for this entire experience.

I think it's awesome that
it's become more normal
for younger men

to date older women.
Older women are less insecure.

They're more honest,
which is great.

I don't want to play
guessing games like I do
with most women my age.

-I'm Lannette.
-I'm Sam.

-It's great to meet you.
-Hey, Sam, good to meet you.

So hot and cute.

He's kind of got
a little swagger,

a sophistication to him.

-Yes.
-Okay, he's cute. I call dibs.

I'm Miles. I'm 24 years old.

I'm here to possibly meet
the love of my life.

I know I'm a catch
because I have
a beautiful smile,

a gorgeous face,
a lovely body.

I'm easy on the eyes,
and I'm humble.

-I'm Miles. Nice to meet you.
-Hi, Miles, I'm Lannette.
Nice to meet you.

-Hi, I'm Barby.
-Hello.

-Miles, nice to meet you.
-Little cuties.

-Thank you.
-Wow.

-Hi, I'm Crystal,
nice to meet you.
-Miles, nice to meet you.

Miles come in, clean-cut.

Swag.

Big guns, and I'm like, yeah.

That's my type.

I wanna see
what's under that shirt.

So I just noticed
there's five guys,

-and six women.
-How many are there?

-Very perceptive.
-Uh-oh.

Did you guys
forget one on the boat?

Yeah, someone fell
overboard, yeah. We left him.

I'm a little shell-shocked
but pleasantly surprised.

The guys are extremely kind
and very good looking.

But I'm a little worried
by the fact
that there's five of them.

And six of us.

There's a bit of unknown
going on,
but I'm just leaning into it.

And who knows?
I may find
the man of my dreams.

You guys looked great
coming in.
That's all that matters.

Can we agree? The ladies are
pretty beautiful themselves.

[all agreeing]

[Jami] I'm so excited
to meet everyone.

I am ecstatic.

We have
some absolute bombshells.

-Okay, so I've never
been to Vegas,
-You've got to go to Vegas.

[Sam] I like Christina a lot.
She's obviously beautiful.

She has pretty eyes,
an athletic body in general.

And I'm excited
to get to know her better.

What are you drinking?

I'm a whiskey kind of guy.

-[Jami] Okay.
-[Barby] He's going
for the hard stuff.

That's what
I'll be going for later.

[Miles speaking]

All right,
who wants to make out first?

I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.

I know right off the bat
that there's gonna be

an issue with women
liking the same men.

Because anytime you're
with a group of women

and you're with a group
of hot guys,

there's definitely conflict
at some point.

I have to live in a house
with these people for a while,

and so I know
it's definitely coming.

Welcome
to our first challenge.

-Yes!
-Let's go.

"If Canada is known
for one thing,
it's maple syrup."

[Chris] Hope that tastes good.

Guys, guys.

Like, that's probably
the last thing
that I expected to happen.

-What?
-[Crystal]
I need another drink.

[Christina]
I think I need one, too.

♪ You, you, you, you, you
Got a hold on me ♪

You like Latinas?

-Absolutely. Yeah.
-Yeah. Okay, good.

-Cheers to that.
-Yeah.

You guys are probably
one of the two most beautiful
people here. For sure.

Aw, you're cute.

-That is so sweet.
-Absolutely.

-No, I really mean it.
-You have a good energy
about you.

I'm an energy person.

-Yeah? Me too.
-You have a really good energy
about you.

I can, I can back that
with you two.

-Definitely.
-Yeah, yeah.

I'm sorry.
I can't get over your eyes.

-They're actually gorgeous.
-Thank you. Yours too.

And you're very mature.

-Thank you.
-Yeah.

I immediately connect
with Joey.

He's very charming and sweet.

So we had a connection right
when he came up pretty much.

[Barby] Are you guys
gonna break it up?

-Hi Barby.
-Yeah, hi.

-Break it up.
-Come sit.

-Come and sit
on someone's lap.
-Yes.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Yeah, you do too.

-Thank you. Appreciate it.
-Yeah.

Barby is feeling
intimidation, so she has to
piss on her territory.

I mean, I'm personally
not threatened by her,

but if you wanna
play like that,

may the best woman win.

So, what brings you
to MILF Manor?

Oof.

Just trying to find somebody
to call home.

Somebody to call home.

Okay, that's the answer.

Okay.

It keeps getting better,
darling. Can I get a drink?

I do love older women.

I love their maturity.

I love their drive in bed.
They know what they're doing.

They've taught me
a thing or two,
and then I passed it down...

to the younger women.

I do a lot of, like,
triathlons, iron mans,

-that sort of thing.
-Mm-hmm.

So, keeping fit
is like a massive thing
for me.

So you do have a six pack?

-Of course.
-Let me see it.

-We can see in a little bit.
-Let me see it.

-We can see
in a little bit. Definitely.
-Let me see your six pack.

I will definitely be
getting it out later.

Don't you worry
about that.

[Joey] Can we see
the inside now?

[women] Yeah!

[Joey] Come on, I want you
to take me on a tour.

-I didn't even get a selfie.
-[Kelly] Come on, this way.

[woman] Ooh.

[Jacob] Yeah, okay.

Feels amazing.

[Jami] Oh, my God.

[Christina] This is so cute.

[Kelly] Isn't it pretty?

If anybody's a chef,
I'll take salmon.

[Joey] Where's the garbage?

[Jami] Oh, yeah.

-Are you really?
-Okay, salmon.

[Lanette reading]

[Jacob] Rilfi. What does
that mean?

[Lanette] I have no idea?

[Crystal] It's like
the word MILF.

-[Lanette] Oh, I got it.
-What?

Room I'd Like
To [bleep] In

[all exclaiming]

Who gets this room?
Could we draw for it?

I get this room.

Yeah, right.

[cell phone chimes]

Uh-oh, guys...

Oh. Wait, what?

[Joey]
"Ladies and gentlemen...

it's time
for your first challenge.

For this challenge,
each of you will pair up
with a man.

And one of the special women
will be our host.

To choose your partner
and find out who's hosting.

Ladies, pick a card."

Ooh! Okay.

"Whichever lady chooses
the host card,

won't get to play,

but don't worry
there are plenty
more challenges coming.

Ladies, get to picking."

-[women] Whoo!
-Wow.

[woman] Okay, go ahead.

Who's the lucky guy?

You better not pick mine.

Miles!

[cheering]

All right, hold on,
I gotta do this.

I am very nervous
because I don't know who
I'm gonna get.

If I had to say who
I had my eye on right now,

it would definitely
be Joey.

He's just my type.
He's got it going on.

Jacob.

[all cheering]

[Christina] I pull out
Jacob's name,

and he is, um...

[whispering]
What's his background?
I forgot.

British, yeah.

Joey.

[all cheering]

-[Joey] We're winning.
-We already won.

Yep, sure.

[Joey] I'm excited.
This is a good opportunity

to get to know Jami.

I want to spend more time
with these women

because I just met them,
you know? I wanna get to know

each and every single
one of them.

You know, I want
to really meet them.

I don't just want
to say hello and be like
you have nice [bleep].

I wanna like, meet them.

And I have...

[gasps]

I'm the host.

[all cheering]

[Barby] I wanted Chris,
but I drew the host card.

So I'm gonna be the host.
Kind of bummed out.

I'm not gonna
be participating,

but it is what it is.

[Jacob] All right.

Okay, here we go.

[whooping and cheering]

I'm crossing my fingers
that I get Chris.

Chris is long,
lean, athletic,

amazingly attractive.

I think he would excel
at any kind
of physical challenge.

I mean, he's an MMA fighter,
for Christ's sake.

Sam.

[all cheering]

[Sam] Even though my eyes
are drawn to Christina
at first,

Lanette's somebody
I'm also very happy

to partner up with.

She's tall,
she's beautiful.

Excited to get
to know her more.

[Jacob] Last one.
I wonder who
it could be.

Chris.

[Jacob] Chris.

[Crystal exclaiming]
Okay.

[Crystal] Everybody got
their eyes set on Chris.

I ended up picking Chris.

So, sorry, ladies.

[Joey] Okay. I just got
another text, guys.

Oh, wow!

"Now that you're all
in teams,

gentlemen, we have
special outfits for you

that you can find
in your bedrooms.

Ladies, please go get changed
into your swimsuits.

Once you're ready,
please head outside."

[women] Whoo!

[Chris] How competitive am I?

On a scale of one to ten.
I'm about a solid 12.

Everything I do, I do with
a 110 percent effort.
So...

The guys better come ready.

[Barby] Partners will pour
the maple syrup

on each other's bodies.

[Kelly] It's fun to run...

my hands on this...

hot, fit, firm...

pecs, deltoids, abs.

Men my age...

do not have a body like this.

[peppy music playing]

[Barby] We received
the text message,

and we find out we have
to put on our swimsuits,

and meet the guys outside.

[Jami] " Maple syrup?"

-Does everyone realize that
it says, MILF Maple Syrup?
-Yeah.

[Christina] We see all this
maple syrup,

we're like at the hell
could we be doing
with that?

Obviously, it's sexual,
you know? So...

But, I mean, I'm excited.
[chuckles softly]

[man] Oh, yeah.

[women applauding]

Wow, Canada.

[Crystal] Take a look. Oh!

[Kelly] Whatever
the challenge is...

I am excited
to see these guys

in their Canadian speedos.

These guys' bodies
are incredible.

Bring it on,
25-year-old [bleep].

[Christina] Woo-hoo!

At the start,
I was, you know,
disappointed

that I wasn't going
to be paired
with Joey, but...

Seeing Jacob
in the Canadian Speedo,

yeah. I mean,
it's the... when I say,
no pun intended,

it's the full package.

Welcome to our
first challenge.

[all cheering]

"If Canada is known
for one thing,

it's maple syrup.

And you guys
are about to get

close and personal
with it.

Today is all about intimacy,

because if you guys
get close physically,

you can also get close...

emotionally.

On go,

each pair will work together

to fill a giant jar
of MILF Maple Syrup.

Partners will have
to pour the maple syrup

on to each other's bodies,

and then move across
the lane to transfer
the syrup

into their respective
containers."

Ew.

[Jami] My son, who's
in college,

is absolutely gonna kill me.

He's in a fraternity
in college,

and his life is over.

[Barby] "You have
ten minutes

and the duo
that fills the jar
with the most,

wins the challenge.

And most important of all,

the winning duo will go
for a romantic date

out on the town."

[all cheering]

[Chris] I would love to go
out with Crystal.

She's a southern belle.
I like the fact

that she has
those Southern traits.

She knows how to take care
of her man.

Would love to dive deeper
into that.

On your mark.

Get set...

Go!

Damn, they came off.

[Joey] Oh, that's thick.

[man] Over here, over here.

[Barby] Wow.

They all have ten minutes,

and the challenge
is they have

to pour the maple syrup
on their bodies...

[Joey] Oh, my God.
It's...

-Crazy.
-[Joey] Sticky.

[Barby] And then
they have to go
down the lane,

and then pour all
the maple syrup
that's on their bodies

into the jar.

[Crystal] Oh, my God.

Yeah, that's ripping hair.

I felt like some
of my leg hairs
getting pulled out.

But I've got to suck it up,
because...

I'm a very competitive guy.

I'm an MMA fighter.

So, like, I don't like losing.
I don't like coming
in second.

Either your first
or your last.

[Barby] You guys are
turning me on.

I feel a little left out.

Come on, now.

We're getting off
to a slow start
over there, guys.

[Kelly] I am having...

a delicious time.

Everyone else seems
to be ahead of us.

I'm taking my time

because we were enjoying this.

It's fun to run...

my hands on this...

hot, fit, firm,

pecs, deltoids, abs,

assets.

Men my age...

do not have a body
like this.

[Jami] Oh, my God.

There's so much
coming down here.

Yeah, you...
it should have been
taken off.

[Joey] Yeah, let's go.

[Barby] We're about
to see the growers
and the showers here.

This is definitely
not boring.

And he's definitely growing
right now.

[Christina laughing]

No, am not.

[Christina] Jacob's
maple leaf went from

rawr to rawwwrrr

in no time.

Jacob has a banging body,

and again, he's
very well endowed,

we're vibing right now,

and I would definitely love
to win the challenge.

A, because I'm competitive,

but I also want
to go on a date.

And, yeah I would
definitely like to get
to know Jacob.

[Barby] Anyone turned on
right now?

So just... No?
Just me?

I need to see his back
a little sticky.

Oh, that's so hot.

See, you got this man
over here thinking.

[Chris] Yeah, little thinking.
Little too much.

Coochie tingles.

Coochie tingles.

[Barby] Part of me felt
a little bit jealous.

Everyone's covered
in maple syrup.

They're touching
each other's
bare bodies.

Sticky, sexy.

It's hot.

No. Kiss your nose.

Tasty?

What the [bleep].
Seriously, Barby?

Come on, girl.

I'd like to get under here
a little bit, sorry.

[chuckles]
You can help out too.

Well...

Barby is bopping around,

licking people, acting wild.

But I don't feel threatened
by no woman. So...

not paying attention
to her.

[Chris] Go.
Hope that tastes good.

[Crystal laughing]

[Barby] One minute left,
you guys.

One minute.

-[Joey] We got to make up
some ground here.
-[Jami] Why?

-[Joey] Because we got
to do more.
-[Jami] Okay.

This is not good enough.

I think we're ahead
in this moment,

but I need to solidify
this victory,

so, I can take Jami
out of the house.

Definitely love to get
to know her. That's a fact.

She's a [bleep] smoke show.

So, that's the goal.
I want to get Jami out.

-[Joey] Oh, that hurts.
-[Jami] Sorry.

[Christina] And I'm
looking around
and we're obviously losing,

which I do not like.

So we have to formulate
a new plan.

So I obviously have, you know?

The girls.

Let's just pour right
onto the girls,

hold them up and just run
to the barrel.

Ten seconds.

[Joey] Come on,
figure it out.

-[Barby] Nine.
-[Chris] Come on.

[Barby] Eight,

seven,

six,

five,

four,

three,

two,

one.
[mimicking buzzer]

-Yeah.
-[Crystal laughing]

[Joey] Woah, we definitely
took that.

-Jami, we got that.
-[Jami] Yes.

[Joey] Let's go
who ultimately won, though?

[Barby] You guys did
an amazing job.

[all cheering]

Sexy and sticky
and messy

and all of the above.

Congratulations.

"Crystal and Chris,
You won the challenge.

-And the first date."
-[both celebrating]

Hey! What'd I tell you?

[Jacob] Why are you
cheering him?

[Crystal] I'm very
competitive.

I'm always with the mindset
that I'm going to win.

And that's exactly
what we did.

I had a fun time
with Chris.

It was very massaging,
very sensual.

We might continue
to rub on each other,

and we'll find out
on tonight's date.

[cell phone chimes]

[Barby] I have a text message.

"Barby, because you did
such a great job hosting...

[cheering]

...you also get to
ask somebody on a date."

[cheering]

Barby didn't even have
to do the challenge

that we had to do,

and she gets to go
on a date.

Totally not fair.

"Choose wisely." Hmm.

[Barby humming]

I thought Jacob tasted
the best.

[whooping and cheering]

[Jacob] I graciously accept.

Wheek-wheek!

[Christina] When Barby
asked Jacob on a date,

I was shocked,
but not shocked.

I mean, she was already
scoping him out.

But listen, we're not gonna
focus on the past.

I'm gonna move forward
and go after who I want.

-[champagne pops]
-Whoo!

Have you ever had
your butt bitten?

[Christina] No.

Would you let me bite
your butt?

So I'm curious to know
who you guys

were attracted to
at the house.

A hundred percent you, Barby.

-I had my eye on Barby.
-Okay.

What she need to do
is worry about her date,

and get the [bleep]
out of mine.

[Jacob] Oh, my God.
I'm excited.

-[Barby] Me too.
-[Jacob] I'm so hungry.

[Barby] Because I was
the host, I was given

the opportunity to go
on a date myself.

And I would have
picked Chris,

but Crystal won
the challenge,

and so then I picked Jacob.

I'm really interested
to find out

what kind of chemistry
we have,

but I'm also
a little awkward

because I don't date
as much

in my normal life anymore.

But, yeah. Jacob's cute.

I feel a little bit saucy,

romantic.

I have some food menus
for you to have
a look at.

Can I start off
with something
to drink?

-Yes, please.
-I forgot my readers.

Do you want me
to read it for you?

Yes, yeah.

I'm super excited.
I'm actually so flattered

that Barbie picked me.

I was not expecting
that at all.

I mean, from the beginning,

Barby was always
my first choice, so...

The fact she picked me
in the challenge,

I'm over the moon,
to be honest.

And, yeah, I'm just gonna see
where it goes.

[all] Cheers!

Let us bum, bum, bum...

[Jacob] So,
I'm interested in,

girls, who were you
attracted to?

[Barby] Right off the bat?
[Jacob] Right off the bat.

As in, We're walking in
What were your thoughts?

Well, I think you were
one of the first people
to walk in.

-The first...
-[Jacob] Yeah, you were the...

[Barby] So,
you were already, like...

Schwing! You know?
[Jacob chuckles]

-[Barby] Yeah.
-Mmhh.

Are you serious
right now?

Like, why would
you call out

the guy that I'm on
a date with?

Clear, that Barbie needs
to, like, always,
get attention.

But what she needs
to do

is worry about her date,

and get the [beep]
out of mine.

So I'm curious to know
who you guys

were attracted to
at the house,

-when you guys first met us.
-Yeah.

[Jacob] That's
a good question.

That's what I want
to know.

A hundred percent you, Barby.

Like, you're...
you are my type
on paper.

-Okay.
-[Barby] I need
a lie detector test.

I'm gonna say,
if I'm being honest,

I had my eye on Barby.

I love the green.
I'm gonna say
I love the ink,

[Crystal] Okay, Barby.

but then, that's why
I was like,

"Okay, we're going
on a date, all together.

Perfect, I'm here for it."

The vibe is awkward,

which makes me
kind of feel bad
for Crystal.

So, I feel

secretly kind of good,
but, you know?

"Ugh, guys."

[chuckles softly]

[Lanette] Whoo-hoo!

[Jami] Oh, my...
Wow.

[Lanette] What are you doing?

[Kelly] Girl! Go, rock it.

What are you doing?

[Christina] I will
tell you later.

[Kelly] Yes, tell me later.

[Christina] I'm not gonna lie.

Barbie choosing, you know,
Jacob did kind of
frustrate me.

So, I'm pursuing
other options.

-[Joey] What is this?
-Do you wanna go
on the hot tub?

When Joey first came up,
you know?

I had an attraction
to him,

and I go after what
I want.

-Yeah
-Shall we?

[Joey] Let's do it.
Mmm.

I am getting
the vibe that Christina
is into me,

and I'm comfortable
with anything

from like twenty-three
to like,

sixty-five.

-[champagne pops]
-Whoo!

But if she's hot,
she's hot.

They're all in play.

So, I'm gonna get right
into this, actually

I have a question.

-Okay.
-Um...

Would you say sexually,
like, you know,
in bed and stuff,

would you consider
yourself to be dominant?

I do like...

to be the dominant one,

-at some point.
-Yeah.

Are you into BDSM?

Yes.

I am definitely
into BDSM.

Yeah, whips, chains,

red room type of vibe.

You gotta keep it spicy.

Have you ever had
your butt bitten?

[Christina] No.

Would you let me
bite your butt?

I just think you have
a biteable butt,

and I definitely want
to bite it.

[Joey] Biting butts
is completely my thing.

It's kind of my love language,
I think.

There hasn't been
a girl I've been with,
since I was 18,

that I didn't bite her butt.

Realistically, I actually
believe that any guy

who wants to get
a girl,

if you tell her you want
to bite her butt,

she will most definitely
let you bite her butt.

Do you think my butt
is that good?

Yeah. I just want
to bite it.

Really?

Very badly.

[Christina laughing]

-So, you...
-You just stand
up right now.

He's gonna bite
my butt, okay.

[Christina] If that's what
he wants to do,
of course, yeah.

Bite my butt, Joey.

This is gonna be
so interesting.

I'm gonna allow you
to bite my butt.

-I'm gonna show you why.
-Okay.

See Just a little nudge.

Nothing crazy.

Well, you can get more
into detail with it, but...

That's a good butt.

[Christina] The biting
of the butt,
such a turn on.

A whole other level
for sure.

So you think I made
the right move tonight,

like, by pulling you
out here?

[Joey] Hundred percent.

But I still wanna
make out with you.
Come here.

♪ Don't let me drown, drown
Drown, drown ♪

♪ Don't let me drown
Drown on my own ♪

[Christina] It definitely got
the juices flowing.

It's getting hot
in here.

I think I'm really
into him, like...

he is definitely

my type, and...

and we'll see where
it goes from here.

And you bit my lip.

I didn't bite it...

I know, but it was a suck.
[chuckling]

[Joey] We're getting there.

[Christina laughing]

[Jacob] I'm so excited,
we're on this date,
by the way.

-Yeah, me too.
-Like, no, genuinely,
I really am.

Were you surprised
that I picked you?

-So surprised.
-[Barby] Really?

Yeah. I mean, you were
making comments, right.

While the challenge was...

[Barby] Well, yeah,
I mean, I saw what I saw,

and I tasted
what I tasted.

What's the oldest woman
you've ever been with?

35.

I love older women.

I love reading.

I love philosophy.

-I love politics.
-Wow.

So, I feel like
I don't really connect
with a lot of

younger women
on that sort of,
that basis.

So for me, I'm really looking
for someone who's...

But you just said everything
that I'm into like...

-Well, yeah.
-Well, happy days.

What about you?
What is your
dating history like?

Um...

I feel like
I already went through
the party thing

when I was younger,
you know?

And I had my son
pretty young as well.

And I've been
a wild child, you know?

Wait, were you married?

-I've never been married.
-No?

Uh-uh.

What do you think
your son would think?

Ooh.
[chuckles]

[Jacob] Mmm.

My son is very protective.

Okay.

And maybe not
as open-minded
as I am.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

I think it'd probably
be, like

why you're not dating
somebody your age
kind of thing, you know?

The age gap is not
even a thing.

-No, of course.
-Yeah.

Do you feel the same way?

No, I definitely feel
the same way.

-Yeah?
-Hundred percent.

-Are we vibey?
-We're vibing.

-Are you getting a boner?
-Mmm.

Yeah.

-What do we do with this?
-Should we Lady
and the Tramp it?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

[Jacob tittering]

[Barby laughing]

Sense of humor
is one of my love languages.

So, if I'm not laughing
with you,

we're probably not going
to be a good match.

[both giggling]

-[Jacob] Yummy.
-[Barby retches]

Don't do that.

[both laughing]

I'm buzzing to be honest.

I think that was
as first dates go,

that was so good.

[beep] Hey, cheers.

I have not had
a day like that
in a long time.

[Barby] I'm glad that
I went on a date with...

Jacob and we have
the chemistry that we do.

I know that we have things
in common.

But I'm looking forward
to still finding out

what kind of chemistry
I have with some of the guys
in the house.

And so I'm not ruling out
anybody or anything
quite yet.

Well, can I ask you
a personal question?

Go ahead. I'm an open book.

When is the last time
you've been in love?

Woah!

If you ask me, I fell in love
with fighting.

That's, that's not what
I'm talking about.

-Yeah, but...
-In love with a woman.

And I've ended relationships
with a woman

that I loved, for fighting.

[Crystal] It's okay,
if you want to have

your profession or your job
or what you love to do

as a priority over
a relationship.

However, I know
what I need,

and that's just not gonna work
for me.

It sounds like you were
not in love with her.

You were in love
with the thought of...

-[Chris] The idea...
-A relationship.

The idea of
a relationship versus...

the actual person.

I'm looking forward
to finding somebody that

is as important to me
as fighting is.

That's a...
that's a a steep hill,

but it is...

It is a goal of mine.

I'm hoping
that I can find
that relationship here.

I'm gonna say, definitely
seeing some potential
in the house.

So, I'm looking forward
to that.

[Jacob] That's probably
the last thing

that I expected to happen.

Guys, guys...

[gasping]
[woman] What!

[Jacob] I'm not gonna lie.

It feels like a knock out.

[Christina] Things are
definitely about
to get spicy.

[Kelly] Good morning, Canada.

All right, listen,
so, let me go ahead
and put...

the rest of myself together.

[Joey] You know, Christina,

I had a dream about you.

What was it?

[Joey] I bit your butt again.

[all chuckling]

He's got like
a butt fetish, like...

It's all about the butts.

I had so much fun
with Joey in the hot tub.

Me and Joey have
a vibe.

I can't explain
the connection,

but would I let Joey bite
my butt again?

A hundred percent.

He's sexy.

[Joey] I want to know your
one through three lineup.

-Yeah, yeah.
-Who's your lead off?

Who's your second
and who's your power hitter?

Lead... Barby.

[Joey] Barby is one?

Yeah, that's the lead.

I'm gonna say that's...

But I think it's like
I haven't even had

the chance to sit down
and talk to her yet.

So, like,
I know it's lust, like...

like, I know nothing
about her.

All right, number one...

I'm gonna go, Christina,

and then, two,
I'm gonna go...

Barby, yeah.

[Jacob] I mean, Barby's
number one, obviously.

Yeah. I mean,
looks wise, obviously,

but personality.

[Joey] Yeah, you guys got
to connect on that next level.

We were vibing.

We were vibing.
I was, like, "Okay."

[Jacob] I'm hoping that

Chris doesn't try and connect
with Barby, obviously.

He's a good looking guy.

He's a lot taller
than me as well,

but I mean, I'm definitely not
fazed by that.

I got there first,

so he's gonna have
to step aside.

[Barby] Do you...

men feel like
you're hanging out with...

with older women?

-[Kelly] Ooh, that's
a good question.
-I'm not gonna lie.

It's really, I'm like,
very comfortable
around you guys.

Would it be different
if we were

all around your age?

[Joey] I think it's honestly,
in a way better

that you're not
because girls our age,

they're very competitive
with each other,

and it's not as much like
everyone's looking out
for each other.

People are helping
in the kitchen, like [beep]

never would've happened
if they were our age.

They still would've,
probably been in their room.

[Sam] No, they
would have been,
you guys clean it up?

A hundred percent.

[Joey] What about
you guys, though?

How does it feel,
you know?

[Crystal] It's a different
type of conversation.

It's a different flow.

I would say a lot
of older women,

we are in,
we're in better shape.

A lot of us are
in better shape, and...

If you guys, you know,
you keep us feeling young

and you do activities
that we can keep up with.

-[Kelly] Like sex.
-[chuckling]

[Christina laughing] Yeah.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Barby] We are
in our prime, sexual prime
as we get older.

You guys are younger,
you're still sexual prime.

[suspenseful music continuing]

[Barby] For instance, for me,
I don't feel any different

than I did when
I was 20, right?

Twenty years later,

my body is changing.

I'm getting a little bit older
physically, all of that.

But I still internally feel
young as [beep]

-What's their name?
-[all chuckling]

Guys, guys.

It's my [beep] dad.

[Barby] What!

[Sam] Oh, my God.
It's my dad.

[Jacob] That's my [beep] dad.

[women cheering]

That fact that
my dad's turned up

is actually like
blowing my mind.

Like, that's probably
the last thing

that I expected to happen.

Feels like a sucker punch.

I'm in the ring.

It feels like a knockout.
I'm not gonna lie.

Oh, my God.
They are a handful.

[Lanette] Oh, my God.
The dads are hotter
than the sons.

-I feel faint.
-[Barby] Me too.

Oh, squeeze your
butt cheeks together.

It pushes the blood
up to your head.

Oh, yeah.

I cannot believe
these are their dads.

What's going on?

[dads chuckling]

The Dads are
[beep] hotties.

I don't know what
the dads are doing here,

but things are definitely
about to get spicy.

[Crystal] I need
another drink.

[Christina] I think
I need one, too.

Wow.