Original subtitles

[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]

[FEEDBACK SQUEALS]

ANNOUNCER: Continuing our evening of magic,

the Royal Luxor is proud to present the film The Illusionist.

[CURTAINS WHIRRING]

[CURTAINS STALLING]

Ahem, ladies and gentlemen, it appears there's a technical itch.

While we fix it, let me ask you to give a warm welcome once again

to our friend the magician!

Go on. Go on, fill in. MAN: Hm?

ANNOUNCER: Yes, yes, you. You're up again, my friend.

[BAND PLAYING LOUNGE MUSIC]

[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]

[HAMMERING AND BANGING BACKSTAGE]

[GRUNTS]

[MAN GRUNTS BACKSTAGE]

[GRUNTS]

[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]

[♫♫♫]

[AUDIENCE CHATTERING]

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

[CAR HORNS HONKING]

[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]

[RABBIT SNIFFING]

[BOTH SPEAK IN FRENCH]

[GASPS]

[GLASS BREAKS]

[AUDIENCE BOOING]

[BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

[SINGER SCREAMS]

[SINGING IN FRENCH]

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING IN DISTANCE]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[RABBIT SQUEAKING]

[GASPS]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

Tsk, tsk.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[♫♫♫]

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[CHURCH BELLS CHIMING]

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

[SINGING "MY GIRL BLUE"]

Oh, my God!

BILLY BOY: Thank you very much, guys.

I love you all.

Whoo!

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

[BRITOONS PLAYING]

[SHRIEKING]

[BRITOONS SINGING "LOVE OF ANOTHER MAN"]

[RABBIT SQUEAKING]

[BELL TOLLS]

["LOVE OF ANOTHER MAN" CONTINUES]

BILLY BOY: Thank you, darlings. Whoo!

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

[BRITOONS PLAYING]

[BRITOONS SINGING "MOLLY JEAN"]

[BILLY BOY SHRIEKING]

["MOLLY JEAN" CONTINUES]

Whoo!

[BRITOONS LAUGHING]

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

[LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[CURTAIN LEVER CLICKS]

[CROWD SCREAMING]

Shh.

[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]

[WOMAN SINGING OPERA]

[SCOTSMAN HUMMING]

[SINGING]

Hi! Hi there.

Hi.

[LAUGHS]

[SHOUTS INDISINTCTLY]

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[YELLS]

[CRASHES]

SCOTSMAN: It's all right. Yeah, I'm all right.

[SCOTSMAN LAUGHING]

[♫♫♫]

[SHEEP BAAING]

Hi!

[HORN HONKING]

[COWS LOWING]

[CHILDREN CHATTERING]

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Oh, poster.

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[LAUGHS]

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[BAGPIPES PLAYING]

[PEOPLE WHOOPING]

[SCOTSMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[WHISTLES]

[SCOTSMAN GRUNTS]

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[ALL CHEERING]

[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

[AUDIENCE GASPS]

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

[AUDIENCE GASPS]

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

[SCOTSMAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

["LOVE OF ANOTHER MAN" PLAYING ON JUKEBOX]

[CROWD WHOOPING]

[CLEARS THROAT]

ALICE: Dang it.

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[SCOTSMAN YELLS]

[SCOTSMAN LAUGHS]

[ALICE SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

SCOTSMAN: Ahh!

[SCOTSMAN LAUGHS]

ALICE: Ahem.

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

[GASPS]

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

[ALICE SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[GASPS]

[SHOE SQUEAKING]

[WHIMPERS]

[SHOE SQUEAKING]

[RABBIT GROWLS]

[ALICE CHUCKLES]

Ooh!

[WIND WHISTLING]

[SHIVERS]

[SHOE SQUEAKING]

[BOY GIGGLING]

[SHOE SQUEAKING]

[GASPS]

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

[♫♫♫]

[CAR HORNS HONKING]

[CRASH]

[COWS LOWING]

[SHIP HORN BLARES]

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[♫♫♫]

[DUCK HONKING]

TATISCHEFF: Psst.

[OPERA MUSIC PLAYING NEARBY]

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!

Hup, hup, hup, hup! Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup! Hup, hup, hup!

Hey!

[YIPS]

Hmm.

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH AND SNORES]

[TATISCHEFF SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

[MAN GRUMBLING]

Mmm. Aah! Ha, ha.

[GASPS]

Hello.

[WHIMPERS]

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[YELPS]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[MEN CHATTERING]

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[MEN GRUNTING]

[♫♫♫]

[MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

[♫♫♫]

[MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

Mmm.

[PIPES RATTLING]

[GASPS]

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Come on.

[PIPES RATTLING]

[GRUNTS]

[♫♫♫]

[CHEERING AND WHISTLING]

Oh.

[ALICE SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING ON RECORD]

[SIGHS]

[COUNTING IN FRENCH]

[SNORING]

[ALICE SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[GRUNTS]

[SINGING CONTINUES]

[LAUGHS]

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[DOORBELL JINGLES]

Hello. Hello.

[HUMMING]

Alice. Hm?

[GASPS]

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[GASPS]

Ow!

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

[EASY LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[ALICE SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

"Rabbit."

Rabbit. Rabbit.

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

[CROWD CHATTERING]

"Lobster."

Lobster.

[MAN COUGHS]

[MAN CLEARS THROAT]

[ALICE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

Moi, not magic.

Oui, not magic.

Magic?

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[TATISCHEFF SIGHS]

[BAGPIPES PLAYING]

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

Bye.

[LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[GASPS]

[WOMEN LAUGHING]

[CHEERING AND WHISTLING]

[AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

[RABBIT SQUEAKS]

[BAGPIPES PLAYING]

[PEOPLE CHEERING]

[BRAKES SCREECH]

[HORNS HONKING]

[SIRENS WAILING]

[WAILING CONTINUES]

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING NEARBY]

["MOLLY JEAN" PLAYING OVER CAR RADIO]

[MUSIC STOPS]

[WHISTLES]

[GROANS]

Hello. Hey.

[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

[COUGHS]

[TATISCHEFF SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

Okay?

Yeah. Yeah.

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[MACHINE WHIRRING AND BUZZING]

[HISSING]

[EMERGENCY BRAKE CLICKS]

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[BACK CRACKS]

[SPRING RELEASES]

[SEAT WHIRRING]

[CONSOLE CLICKING]

["LOVE OF ANOTHER MAN" PLAYING OVER CAR RADIO]

[DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE]

[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[VENTRILOQUIST SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[ALICE SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Oh.

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[ALICE SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[GIBBERING]

[BOTH LAUGH]

[DOORBELL JINGLES]

Hi.

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Here.

Have a nice day.

[TIRES SCREECH]

Right, that'll be, uh…

[COIN CLINKS]

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

VENTRILOQUIST: Ahh.

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[GIBBERING]

[CACKLES]

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[WIND HOWLING]

Rabbit.

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

Mmm.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[BELL TOLLING IN DISTANCE]

[BOTH SPEAK IN FRENCH]

[CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING NEARBY]

[FURNITURE SCRAPING]

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

[SIGHS]

[♫♫♫]

ACROBAT 1: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!

ACROBAT 2: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!

Hey!

ACROBAT 3: Hup, hup, hup! Hup, hup, hup!

Aha.

[BILLY BOY SINGING "MY GIRL BLUE"]

[BRITOONS LAUGHING]

[GIGGLES]

[BILLY BOY CONTINUES SINGING]

[♫♫♫]

[PHONE RINGS]

All right? Oh, yes, I'll tell him.

Ah, sir, it's for the job.

Thank you.

[SNORING]

[ALARM RINGING]

[RINGING STOPS]

[BREATHING DEEPLY]

[GRUNTS]

[RABBIT SQUEAKS]

ACROBAT 1: Hup, hup, hup! Hup, hup, hup!

Hup, hup, hup! Hup, hup, hup!

[ACROBAT 2 YIPS]

ACROBAT 1: Hey, ya!

ACROBAT 3: Hup, hup, hup! Hup, hup, hup! Hup, hup, hup!

[ACROBAT 2 YIPS]

[YAWNS]

[CLOCK PUNCHES]

Hup, hup. Hup, hup.

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!

Hup. Hup. Hup.

[GRUNTS]

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!

[ACROBATS WHISTLING]

Hey!

[ACROBAT WHOOPING]

Hey!

Yeah!

Hey!

No! No, no! No, no, no!

Ha, ha, that's it! Call his agent.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[VENTRILOQUIST SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[MAN SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[♫♫♫]

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[EASY LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[CROWD CHEERING]

Taxi!

Hey!

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Oh!

[♫♫♫]

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

[COUGHS]

[DOORBELL JINGLES]

Hey!

[GRUNTS]

Ah, ha, ha!

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

Hi.

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

[MUTTERING]

[♫♫♫]

[PHONE RINGS]

[EASY LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

Yes?

[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

[YELLS]

[RABBIT PURRING]

[♫♫♫]

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Hey. Hello. Hello.

[WOMAN SPEAKS IN FRENCH ON SCREEN]

[DOOR BUZZES ON SCREEN]

[♫♫♫]

[SYLVAIN CHOMET'S "CHANSON ILLUSIONIST" PLAYING]

SCOTSMAN: Hey!

[LAUGHING]

Yeah. Whoo!