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225, Right.
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225 children are born every minute.
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That makes it 4 children every second.
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Which means
by the time you reach home...
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...there will be 23625 babies born.
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According to
my science teacher's theory...
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98.3% babies out of these can be
classified into 3 categories.
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1st
- Parent's favorites.
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They love their parents and
listen to everything they say.
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Obviously the parents
are nothing but happy.
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2nd
- The Rebels.
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Yes, the revolutionaries.
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But unlike Bhagat Singh,
their enemies are not the British...
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...but their very own parents.
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l doesn't matter how much
you scream and shout at them...
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...it makes no damn difference
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Then the 3rd kind
- The smart ass.
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They listen to everyone, but
do what they feel like doing.
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Their parents feel lucky
to have such obedient kids.
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But obedient are those who wait
outside their house post midnight.
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Which category am I from?
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That's me. The fourth kind.
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l wanted to fly but
somehow couldn't unclip my wings.
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And my mom dad.
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Did you win a silver medal son?
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No, no, no! You've lost a gold.
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lt's no big deal baby.
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From tomorrow instead of swimming,
we'll try golf.
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Anyway, chlorine's not
too good for your skin.
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Dad wanted a gold medal
and mom, a perfect face...
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and to achieve that they
decided everything for me.
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Golf.
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My sports.
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My food.
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My school.
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College.
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And before l knew it,
l was an architect.
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Dad sent me to Vegas
for work experience.
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The hub of
architecture and construction.
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This is my office, Marshal & Fox.
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The 1 1th best
architectural firm in the world
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But my dad wanted to
see me in the top two.
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His plan was, that after
l got 2 years work experience,
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l'd join his
construction business in lndia.
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And mom's plan was to get me
married off to one of her...
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...socialite
friend's socialite daughter.
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But maybe life had a
different plan in store for me.
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That's me, Rahul Kapoor,
son of reputed Mr. and Mrs. Kapoor.
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And I've just been sacked.
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And what bad timing, mom and
dad were in Vegas for Christmas
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and a business meeting.
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And this is the story of
the following two weeks,
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that turned my life upside down.
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What is this Rahul?
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l could sketch better than
this when I was in school.
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l mean this one is..
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l was twenty-five years old
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and still found myself
tongue tied in front of my father.
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This is basics Rahul, basics.
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Where did you get
this red bow tie from?
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Mom said umm..
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The Bulani's called again,
let's leave.
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Mom said the red bow tie's nice..
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That's why I thought l would..
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Should l change?
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Rahul! Move.
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Baby, you're hairstyle
looks really old fashioned.
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Try something new.
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Drop in at Vidal Sassoon Salon.
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Use a little product, texture.
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Give it some zing.
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You should listen to your mother,
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She's done her MBA in hairstyling.
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lf only l had, I could have
done something about your hair.
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l'm tired of telling you to get
a hair transplant like Mr. Sarabhai.
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You're already looking
like you're fifty years old.
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l'm fifty-five.
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Every family has a tradition,
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and not communicating while
travelling in a car was ours.
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Remember, behave like a Kapoor.
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You must.. Impress them.
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Speak intelligently,
talk about Obama's finance policy.
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You leave 'the Obama' talks to me
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and concentrate on keeping
his newly-wed wife entertained.
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And, baby ..
- Adjust your bow.
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Wow! Wow!
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So you're climbing
the staircase to success huh?
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How's work going?
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lt's going okay, Sir.
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l like. Modest.
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You know D.K.
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Rahul's career's in your hands now.
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Yes, yes. Of course.
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Rahul, come here.
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Come.
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ls it about a girl?
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Sorry Sir?
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Your girlfriend, Jethmalani's
daughter, who lives here in Vegas?
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Anusha?
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Ummm
- We broke up last year.
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And you're still upset about it?
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No.
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Then what is your problem my boy?
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Look at yourself.
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You're so stiff. Like this..
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You need to do Yoga,
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Kapalbhati
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You watch me, hmm
- Hold this.
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Hold this.
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Watch.
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See, you're body will
become completely free.
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Try it.
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Come on try it .. try.
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Stop, stop, stop.
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Yoga can't help you.
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You need sex.
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Lots and lots and lots of sex.
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Take this.
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Best escort service in Vegas
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Call for home delivery.
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What home delivery honey?
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Pizza. Baby loves pizza.
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lt's a great place, where
you get all sorts of toppings.
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Russian, ltalian or
best of all topless.
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lf you're this excited with the card,
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imagine how excited you'll
be once it's home delivered.
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Sir, l'm going to excuse
myself to go to the bathroom.
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Aah! Not too bad.
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Oh! Thank God!
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lmagine if you
required plastic surgery.
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lt's not a chartered flight,
we'll be late.
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lf a Nobel prize was
given for being on time,
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Your father would have won
a couple of them by now.
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lt's high time you
get serious now, Rahul.
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Start concentrating on your work.
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You've been given everything
you've ever wanted. Right?
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Rahul, I'm still
waiting for that gold.
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And by the way, Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas
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Of course, l completely forgot.
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Merry Christmas, baby.
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Get a haircut.
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Sam's an A grade idiot, mom.
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He's an asshole, a total jerk.
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l'm being dramatic?
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Mom he cheated on me.
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And now like always, he's
sending his friends to spy on me.
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Just to see how miserable I am.
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l'm so over him.
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Mom, if I see him or any
of his friends anywhere,
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l'm telling you,
l'm going to kill him.
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Mom, I have decided
l am going to a psychologist.
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No mom. I'm not a drama queen.
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l've given seven interviews and
haven't got a single call back.
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l'm feeling low.
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l need to feel normal.
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00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:04,874
l need help.
- And l need fifty cents change ma'am.
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No mom, I'm not feeling homesick.
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l am not PMSing.
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l wish I could talk to dad.
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When is he getting back from the ship?
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Okay. Great.
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So l'll see you on New Year's then.
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Love you.
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Ya ya.
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Cigarettes and
maternity jeans... l'll try.
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l don't have money
to pay my rent and ...
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Thanks for the change.
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No problem. - Can you spare
another five hundred dollars?
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Sorry?
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l'm kidding. I owe you one.
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Are you here to take your change back?
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No ... l'm going upstairs.
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So you're (crazy action) as well?
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Sorry?
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Are you visiting the psychologist too?
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Nope.
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Which floor?
- Thirteenth.
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This building doesn't
have a thirteenth floor.
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Eleven ... eleven.
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Hi, l have an appointment
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Miss Riana Braganza?
- Ya.
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Dr. Rooshad, door on the left please.
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Sorry, just wanted to check if you
charge by the hour or per session?
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lt's 60 dollars per half an hour.
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ls he that cute?
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How can l help you?
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Jobless, broke and on
the verge of killing
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my two timing ex boyfriend.
That's me Riana Braganza.
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Rahul Kapoor, l got
sacked 2 nights ago.
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How old are you Rahul?
- 25.
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26, actually l turn 27 in three days.
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Tell me more about yourself.
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l feel a bit lonely.
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l want to be on my own.
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Since I've been 15 l've jumped
from one relationship to another.
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But as of now..
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l guess I'll just have to wait for..
- you know the right one.
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Six! I've dated six so-called
Mr. Rights, but somehow sooner
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or later they turn into Mr. Wrong.
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lt's .. It's lrritating.
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lrritation?
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Some time ago, someone spilled
soya sauce on my white shirt.
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Whenever I think about it,
l feel uhh.. - I like things clean.
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l just hate it when people
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become anal about
insignificant things like..
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l can't wear my socks and
underwear until they're ironed.
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Really?
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What about your sex life?
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Next question please.
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Tell me about your childhood.
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lt was normal.
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Family gatherings,
movies, parties, outings.
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l was punished if l didn't
brush my teeth 3 times a day.
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That's why I have good teeth.
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Clearly we have made
some progress today.
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You need a couple of more sessions.
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Why don't you read our book?
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Uhhh..
- Thanks.
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Actually I'm already
feeling really good. Thank You.
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Here you go.
- Thank you.
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00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:11,540
You're welcome.
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So, I have three minutes left.
Do l get a discount?
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Have some mint. They're free.
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00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:43,582
Excuse me?
- What's your name?
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Rahul.
- Show me your driver's license.
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Why?
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Since when have you been following me?
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What?
- Sam sent you right?
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Who?
- That's so cute.
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Are you crazy?
You can't keep whacking me.
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l've just whacked you with a file,
if you ever spy on me again...
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...l'll hit you with my shoe.
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Listen... you... umm umm bbb.
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Bbbb. l'll whack you.
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Take this as the last warning.
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And tell Sam not to even
accidentally cross paths with me.
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Or I'll beat you both.
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Maybe she just needs another session.
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Merry Christmas.
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One pepperoni pizza please.
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That's one seventy five.
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Shit!
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Hello.
- I'm so sorry.
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lt's a huge misunderstanding.
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Just give me your address
and l'll drop off your file.
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No please.
248
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:05,624
So then?
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l live near Town Square.
You can meet me there.
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Six thirty?
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Ya okay.
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Shit!
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Excuse me.
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l'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
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l thought you were my
ex-boyfriends friend and umm...
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l'm really sorry.
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l'm Riana.
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Rahul Kapoor.
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Merry Christmas.
- Same to you.
260
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,707
Umm-... my file?
261
00:20:57,958 --> 00:20:59,999
Sorry umm...
262
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:02,707
Sorry for disturbing you on Christmas.
263
00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:04,624
So, big plans for tonight huh?
264
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:06,082
Not really, going to be at home.
265
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,540
Family dinner?
266
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:09,165
Nope. I live alone.
267
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:13,082
Ouch! l know exactly how that feels.
268
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:14,665
Thanks.
269
00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:22,040
Rahul... umm...
270
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:27,957
lt's Christmas Eve; l was thinking,
do you wanna just grab a drink?
271
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:30,749
Right here,
there's a place around the corner.
272
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,915
No thanks.
- I'm good company. Really.
273
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,290
l'm better off at home.
274
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:36,915
Please. - Actually,
there's a Christmas special..
275
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,540
..on TV tonight.
- I insist.
276
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,124
l'm not even much of a drinker.
277
00:21:41,208 --> 00:21:42,582
Drink milk.
278
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:44,582
Sorry, bad joke.
279
00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:47,540
Hop on.
280
00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:50,665
l'll walk.
281
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:03,957
"Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way.
282
00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:09,332
Oh what fun it is to ride on
a one horse open sleigh baby!
283
00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:11,582
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way"
284
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:13,165
Before I forget, your 50 Cents.
285
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,374
No, that's okay.
286
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,332
Come on.
287
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,499
Are they ever going to stop screaming?
288
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,874
l know. They really suck.
289
00:22:27,958 --> 00:22:29,165
But this is the only
place you get beer...
290
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,457
...for three dollars
and popcorn for free.
291
00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:36,957
And to top that, you can scream
and shout anything you want...
292
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,374
...and nobody gives
a damn. Watch this.
293
00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:48,790
You guys suck! Stop
screaming arseholes.
294
00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:53,124
STOP!!!!!!!!!!
295
00:22:57,791 --> 00:22:59,332
Cheers.
296
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:16,040
" My life is horrible, miserable,
l'm gonna kill myself."
297
00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:20,124
"Can anybody shoot me? Kill me?"
298
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:23,832
"Yeah! My life is horrible,
miserable..."
299
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,457
So what do you do?
300
00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:27,165
l'm an architect.
301
00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:30,040
Oh nice! That was my
back up career option.
302
00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:32,040
So you're an interior designer?
303
00:23:32,791 --> 00:23:34,332
Nope... Hairstylist.
304
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,665
l freelance and style
hair for big shows in Vegas.
305
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,999
Hey what a coincidence, that
we're both from a creative field...
306
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,374
...and unemployed too.
307
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:45,915
Cheers.
308
00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:49,499
How did you know I'm...
309
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,040
l read your file.
310
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:55,457
l think l should leave.
311
00:23:55,541 --> 00:23:59,124
Relax it's not a board exam,
you can read mine.
312
00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:00,540
lt's getting late.
313
00:24:00,625 --> 00:24:01,999
lt's nine thirty.
314
00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:06,832
Quarter to ten.
- Why're you so...
315
00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:08,540
l'm not...
316
00:24:08,625 --> 00:24:10,999
Do that again.
- I'm not...
317
00:24:11,916 --> 00:24:14,582
Wow! When was the
last time you partied?
318
00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:15,957
Yesterday.
- With who?
319
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,415
With mom and dad.
320
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,790
Ooooooh! Jiggy wiggy
with mummy and daddy.
321
00:24:21,166 --> 00:24:24,624
Loosen up, you're such a tightass.
322
00:24:31,791 --> 00:24:34,874
l'm not a tightass.
323
00:27:33,416 --> 00:27:34,999
Do l look all high and mighty to you?
324
00:27:36,625 --> 00:27:38,999
l don't know about you.
But l'm definitely high.
325
00:27:44,083 --> 00:27:48,832
l'm loose.
326
00:27:48,916 --> 00:27:49,999
Whackaaaaaaaaw!
327
00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:54,165
Loose.
328
00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:55,415
See.
- Hey, guys.
329
00:27:56,416 --> 00:27:57,915
Could you please help us?
330
00:27:58,083 --> 00:27:59,790
Could you please help me?
331
00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:02,957
Look at me.
332
00:28:05,416 --> 00:28:08,624
Do l look uptight? Boring?
333
00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:13,874
lt's Christmas and
we'd love to help you.
334
00:28:14,041 --> 00:28:15,624
You see this lady over here?
335
00:28:16,041 --> 00:28:18,999
We met five hours ago
and we want to get married.
336
00:28:19,041 --> 00:28:22,915
Hi ! - Can you guys come on in
and help be our eyewitnesses?
337
00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:25,082
l can't see anything.
338
00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:27,415
We'd love to witness your eyes.
339
00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:30,832
Where are you taking me?
340
00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:33,457
l want to go home.
341
00:28:34,375 --> 00:28:36,499
This is God's home.
342
00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:39,582
Vegas is the only
place in the world...
343
00:28:39,666 --> 00:28:43,207
...where you are allowed to get
married at anytime, in any condition!
344
00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:50,874
And people often do get
hammered and then married.
345
00:28:57,208 --> 00:28:59,165
And maybe that night, we...
346
00:29:00,625 --> 00:29:02,207
Oh shit...
347
00:29:03,416 --> 00:29:05,290
Thank you. Thank you very much.
348
00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:44,832
No no no no
349
00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:58,415
Aaaaaaah!!!
350
00:30:08,958 --> 00:30:11,499
Please don't cry. Everybody's staring.
351
00:30:12,041 --> 00:30:13,624
We can annul this marriage.
352
00:30:14,208 --> 00:30:15,624
Britney Spears did it too.
353
00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:21,165
No... no... no... no. An annulment
is very different from a divorce.
354
00:30:21,916 --> 00:30:23,832
When two people get married under..
355
00:30:23,916 --> 00:30:25,999
..'not normal' conditions the law
gives them the right to cancel...
356
00:30:26,083 --> 00:30:28,082
...the marriage without
having to file for a divorce.
357
00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:29,874
lt's like never having
gotten married in the first place.
358
00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:51,040
We're going to have to annul this.
359
00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:55,915
Don't worry an annulment is
very different from a divorce.
360
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,332
Britney Spears has done it too.
361
00:30:57,416 --> 00:30:59,124
l'm aware of that.
- Good.
362
00:30:59,208 --> 00:31:01,624
2 strawberry shakes
and a number 3 please.
363
00:31:11,250 --> 00:31:14,999
So... You were
rather charged last night.
364
00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:19,665
Me? You mean we!
365
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:23,707
l'm always charged. But you!
366
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:28,165
ln all that excitement
l don't know where l left my scooter.
367
00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:30,499
l'm going to have to
register a police complaint.
368
00:31:31,791 --> 00:31:33,040
ls 4 days enough?
369
00:31:33,916 --> 00:31:35,040
Enough for what?
370
00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:36,832
To have a child.
371
00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:38,415
To get an annulment, what else!
372
00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:41,624
Why? Do you plan on
getting married again in 4 days?
373
00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:43,499
l want to spend New Years in lndia.
374
00:31:43,583 --> 00:31:44,790
Hello?
375
00:31:45,041 --> 00:31:46,374
Spending new years with your family..
376
00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:49,374
..or staying married
to a total stranger?
377
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:51,374
Prioritize!
378
00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:56,207
Can I suggest something? What if we tear
the marriage certificate?
379
00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:57,582
lt'll be our secret.
380
00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:00,415
Do you think we're
playing house-house here?
381
00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:04,957
This is a legal marriage and
l would like to legally cancel it.
382
00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:09,665
Can we leave?
383
00:32:19,666 --> 00:32:21,249
My husband will take care of that.
384
00:32:29,625 --> 00:32:31,790
Your shoes are a size too big for me.
385
00:32:32,041 --> 00:32:35,082
l sincerely apologise.
Next time will buy shoes in your size.
386
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,415
Hangover
387
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:39,124
Are you feeling okay?
388
00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:54,374
l'm sorry, last night
l should have never instigated...
389
00:32:54,458 --> 00:32:55,915
...you into drinking that much.
390
00:32:56,458 --> 00:32:59,749
Sometimes l behave really stupidly.
391
00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:03,332
l wish when I make a mistake..
392
00:33:03,666 --> 00:33:05,124
..someone would correct
me right then and there.
393
00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:08,499
Please stop blowing into your
milkshake. It's very irritating.
394
00:33:09,083 --> 00:33:10,999
Exactly... Thanks!
395
00:33:15,458 --> 00:33:17,499
You could have warned me
before putting the window up.
396
00:33:17,583 --> 00:33:19,207
Wow! You're actually
blaming me for this one too?
397
00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:21,249
Can you ever find faults in yourself?
398
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,082
You're the one who shut the window.
399
00:33:23,541 --> 00:33:25,707
Clean it. Properly.
400
00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:30,915
Apart from behaving stupidly,
you have a million other issues.
401
00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:33,082
lnstead of marrying me you
should have married your psychologist.
402
00:33:33,166 --> 00:33:35,082
Since you've met me
you've driven me crazy.
403
00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:36,499
Really! You need help!
404
00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:39,499
l need help? Have you
ever looked in a mirror?
405
00:33:39,708 --> 00:33:42,624
You drive like an aunty,
eat food like an old woman.
406
00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:46,040
You're a girl. You should buy
yourself a dress. I'll pay for it.
407
00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:47,957
l see, Mrs. Laxmi Mittal!
408
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,582
You're the one shelling out all
the cash since last night right?
409
00:33:49,666 --> 00:33:52,415
The 50 cents at 7/1 1,
the alcohol bill last night...
410
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:55,040
...and not to forget today mornings
breakfast... 'I'll buy you a dress'
411
00:33:55,125 --> 00:33:57,707
Stop the car. Stop the car...
- Go ahead now, throw a tantrum.
412
00:33:57,791 --> 00:33:59,082
lf nothing else works, you
might as well throw a tantrum.
413
00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:01,665
l'm not throwing a tantrum.
We've reached my house.
414
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,915
Will definitely return your
money the next time l see you.
415
00:34:11,791 --> 00:34:14,165
By the way your memory
seems to have failed you,
416
00:34:14,541 --> 00:34:16,540
l've already returned your 50 Cents
417
00:34:16,958 --> 00:34:18,749
lf only my memory was as sharp as
you tongue, l'd have remembered.
418
00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:20,457
Thanks for the compliment.
lt was nice knowing you.
419
00:34:20,541 --> 00:34:21,832
Just let me know when and where..
420
00:34:21,916 --> 00:34:23,790
..I should come to
sign the annulment papers.
421
00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:25,832
Trust me. Can't wait.
422
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,249
Hey. Come on, guys.
423
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,415
No rent, no house.
424
00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:50,415
Please.
425
00:34:51,625 --> 00:34:54,249
Mom, please don't yell at me.
426
00:34:54,791 --> 00:34:56,082
l need help.
427
00:34:57,250 --> 00:35:00,332
Mom, how long will it take
for you to transfer the money?
428
00:35:01,541 --> 00:35:02,832
By tomorrow?
429
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:06,457
Mom, I've pawned
whatever I could have.
430
00:35:06,541 --> 00:35:08,249
l'm still short of 400 dollars.
431
00:35:08,666 --> 00:35:10,707
And all the budget hotels
are booked for Christmas.
432
00:35:10,791 --> 00:35:12,415
Mom, please don't cry.
433
00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:14,207
Don't worry, Mom.
434
00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:17,165
l've found a solution.
435
00:35:19,166 --> 00:35:21,374
May I help you!
- No thanks.
436
00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:32,665
Excuse me, Sir.
437
00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:38,040
Your girlfriend parked the scooter
by the trashcans last night.
438
00:35:38,541 --> 00:35:39,665
l'm sorry.
439
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,790
And you guys puked.
440
00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:45,207
A lot.
441
00:35:48,833 --> 00:35:50,040
l'll
- I'll call her.
442
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,832
My building security
guard has found your scooter.
443
00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:58,707
Please come and pick it up tomorrow.
444
00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:02,040
Also you have to sign some
papers for the lawyers' appointment.
445
00:36:02,125 --> 00:36:03,624
Great scooter.
446
00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:05,374
Perfect.
447
00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:15,082
Hi.
448
00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:17,415
l've got a business
proposition for you.
449
00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:19,415
At 3:00 am?
450
00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:21,499
l'm a morning person.
451
00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:24,624
lt's lightweight, heavy duty,
great mileage, eco-friendly.
452
00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:25,999
Just for three ninety-nine.
453
00:36:26,041 --> 00:36:27,832
l don't want to buy your scooter.
454
00:36:28,208 --> 00:36:30,707
Come on. lt's a great deal.
455
00:36:30,958 --> 00:36:33,040
Please don't waste
any more of my time.
456
00:36:33,083 --> 00:36:34,165
Think of something else.
457
00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:35,457
What should l think of?
458
00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:38,082
Mom will take another twelve hours
to transfer money into my account.
459
00:36:38,166 --> 00:36:40,665
Dad's on the ship. And
all the cheap hotels...
460
00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:43,999
Trust me, l've tried everything.
461
00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:46,332
Pre-pone your ticket.
462
00:36:46,416 --> 00:36:48,165
l have a job interview tomorrow.
463
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,082
lt's okay.
464
00:36:54,833 --> 00:36:57,999
lt's my problem. l'll find a solution.
465
00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:02,124
l'll sleep on the roadside. I'll beg.
466
00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:06,582
Push comes to shove, it's Vegas,
l'll sell myself.
467
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,874
Thank you very much for your help.
468
00:37:13,708 --> 00:37:17,457
Listen, you can sleep here tonight.
469
00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:21,124
When your money gets transferred
tomorrow, you can decide what to do.
470
00:37:22,083 --> 00:37:23,665
Are you sure?
471
00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:27,957
Don't be silly.
You sleep in the bedroom.
472
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,124
This is for you.
473
00:37:34,041 --> 00:37:35,415
Thank you.
474
00:38:09,541 --> 00:38:10,707
Don't.
475
00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:13,332
Sorry.
476
00:38:15,041 --> 00:38:17,165
What time is your interview?
- Right now.
477
00:38:17,833 --> 00:38:21,124
lf you don't mind,
after your interview,
478
00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:23,749
could you drop off the
annulment papers at City Hall?
479
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,832
l might get late.
- Sure.
480
00:38:26,041 --> 00:38:28,707
l just have to go to
the thrift store but...
481
00:38:28,791 --> 00:38:31,040
Okay, so then what we can do is,
l can pick you up from City Hall
482
00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:33,040
And then take you to the
thrift store to get your stuff back.
483
00:38:33,125 --> 00:38:34,332
Sounds good.
484
00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:40,457
Oh! Last night I found this
visiting card on your couch.
485
00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:43,499
Boobs-a-liscious Escort Agency.
486
00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:47,999
Since 1956.
487
00:38:51,375 --> 00:38:53,874
They were very big clients of my firm.
488
00:38:57,416 --> 00:38:59,165
l'm getting late. l should be leaving.
489
00:39:00,625 --> 00:39:04,915
Good luck.
- You too.
490
00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:30,749
Lahul Kapool, light?
491
00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:33,165
Rahul Kapoor.
492
00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:36,582
Lahul Kapool.
493
00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:09,415
Boss said
- You, No job.
494
00:40:13,916 --> 00:40:15,165
Are you sure?
495
00:40:24,916 --> 00:40:28,624
Sure.
496
00:40:50,041 --> 00:40:51,832
So, how was your interview?
497
00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:59,040
Listen, l'm really
sorry about your interview.
498
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,540
Don't be, it's not your fault.
499
00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:05,582
How was your interview?
500
00:41:05,958 --> 00:41:07,165
Alright.
501
00:41:07,291 --> 00:41:09,082
They might call me
back in a couple of days.
502
00:41:13,041 --> 00:41:16,999
Listen, l know a place where
you'll definitely feel better.
503
00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:21,832
Or actually, let it be.
504
00:41:22,125 --> 00:41:26,040
Mom's just sent me money,
and l'll blow it up again.
505
00:41:26,458 --> 00:41:28,457
Where would I feel better?
506
00:41:31,541 --> 00:41:32,707
l'm paying.
507
00:41:33,541 --> 00:41:34,707
Take a right.
508
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:43,999
What are we doing?
509
00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:45,832
lt's pay back time.
510
00:41:46,333 --> 00:41:50,124
The Japanese didn't hire you,
so we hired them.
511
00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:53,040
Do it properly.
512
00:41:54,541 --> 00:41:55,790
Why am I laughing?
513
00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:58,249
lt's not funny. l'm unemployed.
514
00:41:58,333 --> 00:42:02,082
Will keeping a straight face
help you get yourjob back?
515
00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:10,290
l was thinking, if it's just
a matter of a couple of days...
516
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:11,999
...you can stay at my place.
517
00:42:15,416 --> 00:42:18,374
lt's so true, "your
husband is your God".
518
00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:20,999
Such wise words.
519
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:24,999
That secretary was right.
520
00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:26,665
You need more sessions.
521
00:42:27,708 --> 00:42:30,040
l don't what convinced
me to go a psychologist.
522
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,540
Break-ups are always bad.
523
00:42:32,625 --> 00:42:34,707
Psychologists make them expensive too.
524
00:42:34,916 --> 00:42:36,540
Especially your first break-up.
525
00:42:36,916 --> 00:42:39,582
The weeping, the sobbing, the depressing
love songs, the blank calls.
526
00:42:39,666 --> 00:42:40,790
Ooof!
527
00:42:40,875 --> 00:42:44,249
Ohhh, so you've had
your heart broken too?
528
00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:45,457
Tell me about it.
529
00:42:45,750 --> 00:42:46,957
Are you crazy?
530
00:42:47,916 --> 00:42:49,165
Tell me.
531
00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:51,040
No.
- Come on. Big deal ya.
532
00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:52,874
No.
- Come on. Please.
533
00:42:52,958 --> 00:42:54,332
Now we're friends right?
534
00:42:58,041 --> 00:43:00,457
Right. Anyway.
535
00:43:01,166 --> 00:43:06,082
We'd been dating for about a year and
l was only allowed to hold her hand.
536
00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:07,457
So you never...
537
00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:10,665
No... No.
538
00:43:10,916 --> 00:43:12,582
Who was the last girl you dated?
539
00:43:12,916 --> 00:43:14,207
Are you interviewing me?
540
00:43:14,291 --> 00:43:16,915
No, l'm just sharing in your sorrow.
541
00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:18,624
Come on, tell me.
542
00:43:19,666 --> 00:43:20,915
Anusha.
543
00:43:21,458 --> 00:43:23,207
Family friend, lives here in Vegas.
544
00:43:23,458 --> 00:43:24,957
Mom and dad suggested so...
545
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:27,749
So?
546
00:43:27,833 --> 00:43:28,957
So what?
547
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,499
We went on a few dates after which,
she stopped calling.
548
00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:33,749
Why?
549
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,124
l don't know. l guess
l wasn't good enough or something.
550
00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:43,832
l've understood your problem.
551
00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:45,707
You need to start dating again.
552
00:43:45,791 --> 00:43:46,915
Excuse me?
553
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,249
What problem?
554
00:43:48,708 --> 00:43:50,957
You have a really low self-esteem
and nothing will give your ego...
555
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,415
...a bigger boost than
hooking up with a chick.
556
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:54,957
Call Anusha.
557
00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:56,999
l'm ignoring you.
558
00:43:57,083 --> 00:43:59,624
Erhhhhhhh. At dinner. Give her
a hundred percent attention.
559
00:43:59,708 --> 00:44:01,249
Eat less and listen more.
560
00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:03,999
Give her lots of
compliments and lots of wine.
561
00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:07,832
And because you let me live here,
l'll tell you a special trick.
562
00:44:08,166 --> 00:44:09,707
Don't drive your car to dinner.
563
00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:14,290
Every girl likes to drive her
boyfriend home once in a while.
564
00:44:15,583 --> 00:44:16,707
Are you listening?
565
00:44:16,791 --> 00:44:17,915
No.
- Come on.
566
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,540
No.
- You're calling her.
567
00:44:20,041 --> 00:44:21,165
Absolutely not.
568
00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:23,165
l know you're going to call her.
- I'm not going to call her.
569
00:44:23,250 --> 00:44:24,582
Really?
- Ya, really.
570
00:44:26,916 --> 00:44:30,332
Call her.
- I'm not going to call her. Okay.
571
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,665
Hello, Anusha?
572
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,165
So.
573
00:45:08,583 --> 00:45:11,290
l mean, this dinner plan
was a little out of the blue.
574
00:45:11,708 --> 00:45:13,415
Anything important?
575
00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:16,374
No. Just.
576
00:45:17,083 --> 00:45:20,915
Uh... mom mentioned
your parents were in town.
577
00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:24,957
Ya. Dad had a meeting and.
578
00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:27,790
You look very hot tonight.
579
00:45:31,666 --> 00:45:34,040
l'm sorry. l... I'm sorry.
580
00:45:34,791 --> 00:45:35,999
So.
581
00:45:37,541 --> 00:45:39,874
Actually, l'm glad you noticed.
582
00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:46,499
You always liked my
hair untied didn't you?
583
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,249
More wine?
584
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:56,165
Rahul, I think you've
forgotten the effect wine has on me.
585
00:45:56,666 --> 00:45:58,999
You know, it's an aphrodisiac.
586
00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:02,874
And I'm working tomorrow.
587
00:46:02,958 --> 00:46:04,082
Bad idea.
588
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,999
There's a lot more to life than work.
589
00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:09,499
Where have you been hiding this Rahul?
590
00:46:11,083 --> 00:46:14,749
Ummm... well, if we hadn't
met through our parents,
591
00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:17,207
You'd have gotten to know me better.
592
00:46:19,666 --> 00:46:21,040
Same here.
593
00:46:24,083 --> 00:46:28,540
So, what don't
l know about this Rahul.
594
00:46:31,708 --> 00:46:33,165
lt was my foot.
595
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,957
l know. Ya. I know.
596
00:46:38,166 --> 00:46:41,374
Like what? What don't I know?
597
00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:44,957
Are you wild?
598
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,374
Ya, I'm wild.
599
00:46:47,458 --> 00:46:48,749
How wild?
600
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:51,832
A hunter doesn't
keep count of his prey.
601
00:46:51,916 --> 00:46:53,332
Really?
602
00:46:56,916 --> 00:46:58,499
Have you ever done it in a plane?
603
00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:04,040
No. The bathrooms are really small.
604
00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:07,207
But you can ask for
a big blanket right?
605
00:47:07,875 --> 00:47:09,165
Very true.
606
00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:11,999
And in a bathroom?
607
00:47:12,041 --> 00:47:15,707
Obviously, so many times
that I can't even remember.
608
00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:18,040
What's the matter?
609
00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:20,040
l'm going to the bathroom.
610
00:47:20,875 --> 00:47:21,999
Okay.
611
00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:31,832
Rahul... l'm going to the bathroom.
612
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,124
Hi.
613
00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:27,249
Hello.
614
00:48:29,416 --> 00:48:33,040
So, what do you want to do?
615
00:48:35,166 --> 00:48:37,499
We can eat our food first.
lt's getting cold.
616
00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:43,040
Hmmm. l hope apart from
your sense of humor...
617
00:48:43,291 --> 00:48:45,540
...everything else
has improved as well.
618
00:48:46,125 --> 00:48:47,457
Yes, definitely.
619
00:48:48,333 --> 00:48:49,790
Do one thing.
620
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,332
Come this side.
621
00:48:56,916 --> 00:48:58,124
Sit.
622
00:48:58,958 --> 00:49:00,249
Shut the seat.
623
00:49:00,458 --> 00:49:01,624
Sorry.
624
00:49:09,791 --> 00:49:10,957
What?
625
00:49:11,166 --> 00:49:13,040
Oh! Sorry.
626
00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:20,415
So, where were we?
627
00:49:22,041 --> 00:49:24,207
Anusha, I don't think I can do this.
628
00:49:24,291 --> 00:49:25,832
What can't you do?
629
00:49:26,291 --> 00:49:29,124
l want to go out.
630
00:49:30,083 --> 00:49:33,624
Are you trying to play hard to get?
631
00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:37,790
Aaah! Anusha, please.
632
00:49:37,875 --> 00:49:39,999
Rahul, please!
633
00:49:40,041 --> 00:49:41,999
Please.
- Rahul, please.
634
00:49:42,041 --> 00:49:43,207
No.
635
00:49:43,291 --> 00:49:46,040
Rahul shhhh... quiet.
636
00:49:47,083 --> 00:49:48,207
Listen to me.
637
00:49:48,291 --> 00:49:49,499
No.
638
00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:54,040
Anusha, please.
639
00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:56,124
Dirty boy.
640
00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:58,457
l'm not kidding.
- Shut up.
641
00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:20,040
Why are you wet?
642
00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:23,124
l went to a rain dance.
Do you have a problem with that?
643
00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:24,332
No.
644
00:50:28,541 --> 00:50:29,915
So, what did you have for dinner?
645
00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:32,415
Six liters of water.
646
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,540
lf you're hungry
l know a place close by.
647
00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:48,374
lf you had told me on the phone,
l could have carried a towel.
648
00:50:48,875 --> 00:50:51,040
lt was a completely rubbish plan.
Please do me a favor...
649
00:50:51,125 --> 00:50:53,457
Don't ever give me
your any advise again..
650
00:50:53,708 --> 00:50:55,790
l asked you to go on a date with her.
651
00:50:55,875 --> 00:50:58,290
Little did l know...
she'd take you for a shower!
652
00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:03,915
l hate her.
653
00:51:04,958 --> 00:51:07,790
She's on my list of top
ten most hated people.
654
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:11,207
Shameless!! At least apologize.
655
00:51:12,750 --> 00:51:14,207
Okay, okay, sorry.
656
00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:16,332
And you can at least
wish me happy birthday.
657
00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:18,665
Today?
658
00:51:19,583 --> 00:51:20,957
Happy birthday.
659
00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:27,374
Do you sleep with a seat belt on?
660
00:51:27,875 --> 00:51:31,332
l.. umm.. drive the car.
661
00:51:31,541 --> 00:51:33,124
And wear your seat belt
662
00:51:33,208 --> 00:51:35,499
Okay Cranky pants!
663
00:51:49,041 --> 00:51:51,165
Did you always want
to be an architect?
664
00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:52,665
Nope .. A hairstylist
665
00:51:54,208 --> 00:51:58,290
Very funny. - Actually..
- I was quite fond of photography.
666
00:51:59,041 --> 00:52:02,165
Oh God! l'd take random
pictures of lampposts and insects.
667
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:05,332
How creative. lt's a good
that you didn't pursue it...
668
00:52:05,416 --> 00:52:06,624
...or you would have found
yourself sleeping under one...
669
00:52:06,708 --> 00:52:07,915
...of those very same lampposts.
670
00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:09,915
That's exactly what
my mum and dad said.
671
00:52:11,125 --> 00:52:12,874
Do you always listen
to everything they say?
672
00:52:13,125 --> 00:52:14,249
Yup.
673
00:52:14,333 --> 00:52:15,582
Don't you get irritated
trying to fulfill each...
674
00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:17,999
...and every expectation of theirs?
675
00:52:19,125 --> 00:52:23,249
You know, when I was a child
and my parents irritated me..
676
00:52:23,583 --> 00:52:26,332
...l would get angry and break all
the expensive things in the house.
677
00:52:26,666 --> 00:52:28,332
So you think you've grown up now?
678
00:52:29,041 --> 00:52:32,290
Nope! There aren't any
expensive things left to break.
679
00:52:32,833 --> 00:52:35,749
ls this my new look?
680
00:52:35,833 --> 00:52:36,957
Wait till it's styled.
681
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,207
Hello.
682
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,540
Ya.. this is Riana.
683
00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:45,124
Yes.. yes I did.
684
00:52:46,416 --> 00:52:49,040
But l'm going to lndia in 2 days.
685
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,540
Okay, great.. I'll contact you soon.
686
00:52:56,166 --> 00:52:57,915
Yessss!
687
00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:01,415
l got the job. A one-year contract,
a return ticket...
688
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:02,832
...and accommodation as well.
689
00:53:02,916 --> 00:53:04,082
Let's celebrate.
690
00:53:04,166 --> 00:53:05,457
My treat.
691
00:53:05,541 --> 00:53:06,832
No. lt's my birthday.
692
00:53:06,916 --> 00:53:09,915
How much money do you have
in your wallet? 20 dollars?
693
00:53:11,125 --> 00:53:13,082
Very funny. Say we're gonna have fun.
694
00:53:13,166 --> 00:53:14,290
We're gonna have fun.
- Louder
695
00:53:14,375 --> 00:53:15,540
We're gonna have fun!!!
696
00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:18,332
LOUDER!!!!!
- We're gonna have FUN!!!!!!
697
00:55:08,375 --> 00:55:09,832
Where are you taking me?
698
00:55:10,291 --> 00:55:12,249
You like breaking things right?
699
00:55:13,375 --> 00:55:14,790
Surprise!
700
00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:50,957
Thank you!! For the best birthday ever
701
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,207
Take it easy.
702
00:56:01,583 --> 00:56:04,249
Don't worry, I can handle it.
703
00:58:11,041 --> 00:58:13,499
Shit! I love her.
704
00:58:40,916 --> 00:58:42,082
So it happened on the
705
00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:43,624
25th of December, Christmas?
706
00:58:43,750 --> 00:58:44,957
Yes.
707
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,165
Were there drugs involved?
708
00:58:46,291 --> 00:58:48,665
No.
- Just alcohol.
709
00:58:48,791 --> 00:58:49,999
And you both agree it was a mistake?
710
00:58:50,083 --> 00:58:51,374
Oh yes.
- Yes.
711
00:58:52,291 --> 00:58:53,457
Have you had sex?
712
00:58:53,541 --> 00:58:54,665
No.
- Yes.
713
00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:02,165
Umm... Not with him.
714
00:59:02,708 --> 00:59:04,207
l thought you meant otherwise.
715
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,540
Okay, your application will
be passed on for processing.
716
00:59:15,666 --> 00:59:17,457
You can both come
back on January sixth.
717
00:59:17,583 --> 00:59:18,707
Thank you.
718
00:59:20,083 --> 00:59:22,665
So you haven't told
you parents anything?
719
00:59:23,041 --> 00:59:24,207
What would l tell them?
720
00:59:24,333 --> 00:59:26,999
Mom, dad... I lost my job.
721
00:59:27,708 --> 00:59:28,915
And guess what?
722
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,790
l got so hammered one night
that I ended up marrying a barber.
723
00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,540
Hairstylist. Anyway...
724
00:59:34,666 --> 00:59:36,124
You could have tried to explain.
725
00:59:36,250 --> 00:59:38,540
You were allowed colas and
candies when you were a kid right?
726
00:59:40,083 --> 00:59:41,915
l'm still allowed. Why?
727
00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:44,707
Because there are two
kinds of parents in this world.
728
00:59:45,125 --> 00:59:48,832
One that allow cola and
candies and one that don't.
729
00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:51,124
Mine were the latter.
730
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:53,082
The ones with the rules.
731
00:59:53,625 --> 00:59:54,832
How sad.
732
00:59:54,958 --> 00:59:56,124
You want some?
733
00:59:58,583 --> 01:00:00,665
ln my family, rules were unheard of.
734
01:00:01,375 --> 01:00:03,915
My dad used to jump on the
bed with me when l was younger.
735
01:00:04,041 --> 01:00:05,415
lnitially it was a lot of fun.
736
01:00:05,625 --> 01:00:08,165
Till one day. The bed broke.
737
01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:10,374
He fractured his arm.
738
01:00:10,791 --> 01:00:12,415
And I broke my front two teeth.
739
01:00:13,125 --> 01:00:14,290
Are they false?
740
01:00:22,375 --> 01:00:24,124
You're bum's rather cute.
741
01:00:24,250 --> 01:00:25,374
lt's an eight on ten.
742
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:27,624
l wish my bum was as cute.
743
01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:28,832
What do you think?
744
01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:30,124
Three.
- What?
745
01:00:30,708 --> 01:00:31,749
Four.
746
01:00:31,875 --> 01:00:33,040
Four?
- And a half.
747
01:00:37,333 --> 01:00:39,082
Okay five. Five and a half.
748
01:00:39,291 --> 01:00:40,499
Five and a half?
749
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,624
Okay l'll be nice to you.
750
01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:46,499
lt's a six and a half.
751
01:00:46,583 --> 01:00:47,832
l think it's a perfect ten.
752
01:00:47,958 --> 01:00:48,832
l agree with you. You're right.
753
01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:55,665
Okay. Why don't you get on top.
754
01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:58,207
Now push
755
01:00:59,083 --> 01:01:00,165
Push harder.
756
01:01:00,250 --> 01:01:01,332
No no... a little to the right.
To the right.
757
01:01:01,833 --> 01:01:02,999
A little more. Just push a bit.
758
01:01:03,041 --> 01:01:05,124
Yes. Push. There.
759
01:01:06,083 --> 01:01:08,124
Pervert.
760
01:01:08,583 --> 01:01:09,707
There's no hope for you.
761
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,165
Speak with respect.
762
01:01:11,375 --> 01:01:12,499
l'm your wife.
763
01:01:13,625 --> 01:01:15,707
Who's going to harass
me once you're gone?
764
01:01:16,083 --> 01:01:18,207
Why? You think
you're going to miss me?
765
01:01:18,833 --> 01:01:20,999
Don't be cute.
- Really? You'll miss me?
766
01:01:22,541 --> 01:01:24,165
Ummm
- Maybe.
767
01:01:24,875 --> 01:01:26,707
Or maybe not.
768
01:01:26,958 --> 01:01:28,790
Coz this will keep you busy.
769
01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:31,582
Happy New Year.
770
01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:53,082
There's no need to get so emotional.
771
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,290
lt's a second hand camera.
772
01:01:58,333 --> 01:01:59,457
Who are you?
773
01:01:59,875 --> 01:02:01,165
Your new best friend.
774
01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:11,957
Thank you.
775
01:02:15,125 --> 01:02:17,540
You can sleep in the
bedroom tonight too.
776
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,290
l'll crash out here on the couch.
777
01:02:20,291 --> 01:02:23,665
You're not that cute,
that I won't be able to control myself.
778
01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:25,957
Do you snore?
779
01:02:27,291 --> 01:02:28,415
Lots.
780
01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:30,999
Don't. Don't take my picture.
781
01:02:31,041 --> 01:02:32,165
l'm not photogenic.
782
01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:33,624
That's not the camera's fault.
783
01:02:33,958 --> 01:02:35,082
Fine. Click my picture.
784
01:02:35,291 --> 01:02:36,457
There's no roll in the camera.
785
01:02:37,041 --> 01:02:38,207
Cheapskate.
786
01:02:39,291 --> 01:02:40,540
There's no roll?
787
01:02:46,791 --> 01:02:47,999
Ri.
788
01:02:48,708 --> 01:02:49,832
Ya.
789
01:02:51,458 --> 01:02:52,582
Are you sleeping?
790
01:02:57,291 --> 01:02:59,790
lt's fine. What's up?
791
01:03:01,541 --> 01:03:02,665
Nothing really.
792
01:03:04,208 --> 01:03:05,540
Go back to sleep.
793
01:03:14,166 --> 01:03:16,124
l don't know why l'm disturbing
you in the middle of the night.
794
01:03:17,875 --> 01:03:19,790
Goodnight.
- You're allowed to disturb me.
795
01:03:30,583 --> 01:03:31,749
What's the trick?
796
01:03:33,541 --> 01:03:34,707
What?
797
01:03:35,208 --> 01:03:37,207
You're always so happy.
798
01:03:37,833 --> 01:03:41,207
l look at you and wish I was you.
799
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,374
l wish I had planned my life
out like you've planned yours.
800
01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:48,374
You're doing exactly
what you wanted to do.
801
01:03:48,833 --> 01:03:51,124
l'm twenty-five years old..
802
01:03:52,666 --> 01:03:53,957
..and I still think...
803
01:03:54,458 --> 01:03:57,124
...that some day I'll wake
up and understand everything.
804
01:03:59,166 --> 01:04:01,540
Who l really am.
What l really want to do.
805
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,957
l just wish l had a plan like you.
806
01:04:07,291 --> 01:04:08,457
Plan?
807
01:04:10,458 --> 01:04:13,207
l wanted to be a ballet
dancer not a hairstylist.
808
01:04:17,125 --> 01:04:19,124
The plan was to go to Paris.
809
01:04:20,583 --> 01:04:22,582
But one day after
rehearsal on my way home..
810
01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:25,457
..I had an accident.
811
01:04:26,875 --> 01:04:27,874
Here.
812
01:04:28,875 --> 01:04:30,540
l have a steel ball in my ankle..
813
01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:34,332
..and that's why
l can never be a dancer.
814
01:04:35,333 --> 01:04:36,707
l'm sorry.
815
01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:40,040
l'm rather defective? Am l not?
816
01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:43,082
False teeth, a steel
ball in my ankle...
817
01:04:43,875 --> 01:04:46,415
...and my dad says my one
eye is smaller than the other.
818
01:04:49,958 --> 01:04:51,207
You're completely crazy.
819
01:04:54,541 --> 01:04:55,707
Go back to sleep.
820
01:04:55,791 --> 01:04:57,040
Goodnight.
821
01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:02,624
Do you feel you're
the first person in the world..
822
01:05:02,708 --> 01:05:03,999
..who's failed at something?
823
01:05:04,291 --> 01:05:08,124
No. l'm the first person in
my family who's failed at something.
824
01:05:12,083 --> 01:05:13,207
lt's a good thing.
825
01:05:13,458 --> 01:05:14,749
Someone started the trend.
826
01:05:15,666 --> 01:05:16,790
lt's not funny.
827
01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:18,332
lt is.
828
01:05:18,416 --> 01:05:19,540
Can't you see?
829
01:05:19,625 --> 01:05:23,540
You don't have a job,
you've married a fool like me.
830
01:05:23,875 --> 01:05:26,582
And you're taking advise from me as...
831
01:05:26,750 --> 01:05:29,790
...if I were Rajneesh
Osho not Riana Braganza.
832
01:05:31,750 --> 01:05:33,040
Take a break.
833
01:05:33,833 --> 01:05:35,165
Come to lndia with me.
834
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:36,832
Now that's funny.
835
01:05:37,208 --> 01:05:38,499
l'm not kidding.
836
01:05:40,166 --> 01:05:41,290
Goodnight.
837
01:05:44,833 --> 01:05:45,957
What's the problem?
838
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,207
You don't have any job
interview for the next week.
839
01:05:49,041 --> 01:05:52,582
The problem is that you and my
parents live in the same city.
840
01:05:53,458 --> 01:05:55,165
And they think l have a job here.
841
01:05:56,291 --> 01:05:57,415
Right.
842
01:05:58,333 --> 01:05:59,499
Bad idea.
843
01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:02,207
Goodnight.
844
01:06:05,625 --> 01:06:07,082
Have you ever bunked school?
845
01:06:07,625 --> 01:06:09,040
Have you gone crazy?
846
01:06:09,750 --> 01:06:13,124
lf I can stay at your house,
why can't you stay at mine?
847
01:06:25,083 --> 01:06:26,415
No, no, no.
848
01:06:54,541 --> 01:06:57,957
Ri, l'm feeling really weird.
l'm just going to stay in a hotel.
849
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,290
Have you gone mad?
850
01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:00,874
Exactly. What am l doing?
851
01:07:00,958 --> 01:07:02,415
You're on holiday with me.
852
01:07:03,208 --> 01:07:04,915
No no... l'm going home.
853
01:07:05,333 --> 01:07:06,957
Will you drop me to Peddar Road?
854
01:07:08,083 --> 01:07:09,457
l'll make up some excuse.
855
01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:10,915
The company's sent me.
856
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,332
Shhhhhh!
- For research.
857
01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:14,957
What are your parents going to think?
858
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,707
Relax. They're very chilled out.
They got a little hyper..
859
01:07:16,791 --> 01:07:18,832
..when they found about
our drunken marriage but...
860
01:07:19,458 --> 01:07:20,582
- Excuse me? They know?
861
01:07:20,666 --> 01:07:22,624
Obviously and they also know
we're getting it annulled.
862
01:07:22,708 --> 01:07:23,832
Riana.
863
01:07:23,916 --> 01:07:25,165
Dad.
- Baby...
864
01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:26,749
Baby...
- How are you?
865
01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:28,915
Dad, meet Rahul.
866
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:32,290
Ohhhh! Son-in-law.
867
01:07:33,041 --> 01:07:34,207
Hope you're not drunk right now?
868
01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:36,082
Sorry Sir... I
-... Dad, stop it.
869
01:07:36,166 --> 01:07:39,790
Ri... Ri... Ri... Hi, baby, hi.
870
01:07:39,916 --> 01:07:41,040
How are you?
871
01:07:41,125 --> 01:07:44,374
Sherry.
- Aunty I'm... really scared of dogs.
872
01:07:44,541 --> 01:07:45,624
l'm
- I'm really scared of dogs.
873
01:07:45,708 --> 01:07:47,207
No no, don't worry
he won't do anything.
874
01:07:47,291 --> 01:07:49,707
Don't be scared.
Just tickle his balls.
875
01:07:49,791 --> 01:07:50,957
Cheee Phil.
876
01:07:51,458 --> 01:07:52,915
Phil help him.
877
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,832
Help him. Come,
Rahul... come upstairs.
878
01:07:54,916 --> 01:07:55,999
Don't be afraid.
879
01:08:00,416 --> 01:08:04,040
Sorry Rahul, I haven't been
able to train him properly.
880
01:08:04,125 --> 01:08:06,165
No it's okay. He's a very cute dog.
881
01:08:06,375 --> 01:08:08,457
l'm talking about Phil.
- Home sweet home.
882
01:08:08,541 --> 01:08:10,499
Have you carried rocks in this bag?
883
01:08:10,583 --> 01:08:11,915
Phil come on. Help him
884
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,999
Where's granny?
- She's upstairs.
885
01:08:14,125 --> 01:08:16,457
Allow me sir, to carry it.
886
01:08:16,541 --> 01:08:20,040
Sherry... Sherry
- Sherry.
887
01:08:20,083 --> 01:08:21,207
Come, Rahul.
888
01:08:22,375 --> 01:08:23,832
There's a slight problem.
889
01:08:23,916 --> 01:08:25,124
l hope you don't mind.
890
01:08:25,791 --> 01:08:28,249
The guest bedroom's
under renovation right now.
891
01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:33,124
So we thought you can
sleep between Nicole and me.
892
01:08:33,416 --> 01:08:35,457
Ya?
893
01:08:36,375 --> 01:08:38,415
What? You want to
sleep in Riana's room?
894
01:08:38,541 --> 01:08:40,165
No no.
- So that's fine with you right?
895
01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:43,374
The three of us can
cuddle up together.
896
01:08:44,125 --> 01:08:45,415
No problem?
- No.
897
01:08:46,791 --> 01:08:47,749
Joking!
898
01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:49,957
Dad!
- Ohhh!
899
01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:52,207
Sorry, Rahul.
900
01:08:52,916 --> 01:08:54,957
Until now you thought
l was the crazy one.
901
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,249
But welcome to the mad house.
902
01:08:57,708 --> 01:09:00,332
Come on, dad. - Something's burning
in the oven. - Coming.
903
01:09:00,541 --> 01:09:02,707
Damn! We'll have to eat
burnt food again today.
904
01:09:05,041 --> 01:09:06,415
He's a sweet guy
905
01:09:07,458 --> 01:09:09,415
Yup he is.
906
01:09:10,958 --> 01:09:14,124
So... are you guys dating now?
907
01:09:14,583 --> 01:09:15,707
No.
908
01:09:15,875 --> 01:09:17,040
Have you slept with him?
909
01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:19,624
Phil she just said they're friends.
- Dad!
910
01:09:19,708 --> 01:09:21,707
Just checking you know.
911
01:09:22,791 --> 01:09:23,915
l'm your father after all.
912
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,124
He's a sweet guy.
913
01:09:25,291 --> 01:09:27,665
He needed a break, so l got him along.
914
01:09:28,875 --> 01:09:30,040
l think he likes her.
915
01:09:30,125 --> 01:09:31,790
l think l like him.
916
01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:33,207
He's rich.
917
01:09:34,666 --> 01:09:36,124
We're just friends
918
01:09:37,041 --> 01:09:38,707
Ya! "friends"
- Ri!
919
01:09:38,833 --> 01:09:40,915
Steffy!
- Hi... - Hi.
920
01:09:43,041 --> 01:09:44,457
How are you?
- How are you?
921
01:09:44,541 --> 01:09:45,915
Hi baby.
922
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,999
Hi baby.
- Hi mom.
923
01:09:50,333 --> 01:09:51,582
lf only you had given me a heads up,
924
01:09:51,666 --> 01:09:53,040
l would have bought you
a pair of pregnancy jeans too.
925
01:09:53,083 --> 01:09:55,582
Shut up! l've been on vacation.
lt's just some holiday weight.
926
01:09:55,791 --> 01:09:57,374
Seems like it was a
rather heavy holiday.
927
01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:59,290
lt's so lovely seeing you again Ri.
928
01:10:01,750 --> 01:10:03,915
And... why are you so damn decked up?
929
01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:05,332
Okay now don't freak out.
930
01:10:05,416 --> 01:10:06,665
We're all going to the gymkhana.
931
01:10:06,750 --> 01:10:08,665
No! l've cooked us dinner.
932
01:10:08,750 --> 01:10:11,040
And I've just come. I'm so tired.
933
01:10:11,083 --> 01:10:12,707
She's so tired Steff.
934
01:10:12,791 --> 01:10:14,040
She's walked all the
way back from America.
935
01:10:14,125 --> 01:10:15,290
l don't want to come.
936
01:10:15,375 --> 01:10:17,915
l hate being amongst those oldies.
937
01:10:18,875 --> 01:10:20,165
Dad, in a couple of years..
938
01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,957
..you're going to be
part of the same category.
939
01:10:22,916 --> 01:10:25,457
Come on, let's go.
- Alright. Let's go.
940
01:10:26,041 --> 01:10:29,749
But -... with my son-in-law.
941
01:10:29,833 --> 01:10:31,790
Ohhhhh!
- Dad, behave!
942
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,957
l forgot, Rahul's here.
943
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,040
Where's granny?
944
01:10:41,583 --> 01:10:42,999
Oh Jesus!
945
01:10:43,875 --> 01:10:45,415
Shameless boy.
946
01:10:45,625 --> 01:10:46,790
What is your name?
947
01:10:47,083 --> 01:10:48,915
Ummm
- Rahul.
948
01:10:49,041 --> 01:10:50,707
The T.V. 's on.
949
01:10:51,166 --> 01:10:53,207
Amitabh can see you.
950
01:10:54,041 --> 01:10:55,207
What a shame!
951
01:10:55,791 --> 01:10:58,124
Granny... granny... granny...
- Bloody fool.
952
01:10:58,208 --> 01:10:59,874
Hi! l'm Steff.
953
01:10:59,958 --> 01:11:01,624
Sorry. Granny has a bit of a problem.
954
01:11:01,708 --> 01:11:04,082
Granny, you come with me. Come...
come - come along.
955
01:11:06,041 --> 01:11:08,665
Come... come
- come along.
956
01:11:08,791 --> 01:11:10,374
Where are you going?
- I'm just checking him out.
957
01:11:10,666 --> 01:11:11,790
He's not that cute!
958
01:11:12,333 --> 01:11:13,499
Hi!
- Hi!
959
01:11:13,583 --> 01:11:15,249
Looking sharp.
- Thanks
960
01:11:15,916 --> 01:11:17,790
l'm... I'm Karan.
961
01:11:19,375 --> 01:11:21,290
Come on get ready...
We're all heading out.
962
01:11:21,833 --> 01:11:22,957
Ya.
963
01:11:25,625 --> 01:11:27,999
Ri, get your husband ready.
964
01:11:31,041 --> 01:11:36,957
10, 9, 8, 7,6,5...
965
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:40,749
4,3,2,1...
966
01:11:41,166 --> 01:11:43,082
Happy New Year!
967
01:11:45,875 --> 01:11:48,374
Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year!
968
01:11:48,708 --> 01:11:50,207
Happy New Year darling.
969
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:55,290
Happy New Year.
- Steffy... Steffy... be careful!
970
01:11:55,541 --> 01:11:58,499
The last time he got drunk,
he ended up marrying Riana.
971
01:11:59,458 --> 01:12:01,040
Rahul, ignore him please.
972
01:12:01,416 --> 01:12:03,207
Stop it Phil, sit down,
973
01:12:14,916 --> 01:12:17,207
Alright, alright! Who wants to dance?
974
01:12:17,625 --> 01:12:18,790
Dance?
975
01:12:18,875 --> 01:12:21,332
l'm going to dance from my seat.
The Punjabi belly dance!
976
01:12:21,416 --> 01:12:24,374
How boring.
- Hey come on Rahul, let's dance.
977
01:12:24,458 --> 01:12:26,165
No Sir. l don't...
978
01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:29,082
Come on - come on...
You're family now, don't be shy.
979
01:12:29,166 --> 01:12:31,249
Auntyji! lt's my favourite song!
980
01:16:41,041 --> 01:16:44,915
Bye baby -bye dad, bye mom.
- Goodnight.
981
01:16:45,583 --> 01:16:47,290
Phil, come on. Let's go.
982
01:16:47,375 --> 01:16:48,915
Wake up, mumma.
983
01:16:49,041 --> 01:16:51,707
l didn't know you had
such a fun side hidden...
984
01:16:51,791 --> 01:16:53,332
...behind your boring personality.
985
01:16:53,541 --> 01:16:55,207
Actually, neither did I.
986
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,707
You move your bum pretty
well on the dance floor.
987
01:16:59,291 --> 01:17:01,415
You're not half as bad yourself.
988
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,790
Five on ten? Five and a half?
989
01:17:14,250 --> 01:17:15,457
A perfect ten.
990
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:19,999
Eh idiot! That's mine.
991
01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:22,040
Sorry Aunty.
992
01:17:54,416 --> 01:17:57,415
Hello Mom, Happy New Year.
993
01:17:57,541 --> 01:17:58,790
Thank you my darling.
994
01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,915
Same to you my baby.
995
01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:04,374
Where have you been?
996
01:18:05,333 --> 01:18:06,874
l've been calling you
for the past two days.
997
01:18:06,958 --> 01:18:10,957
l'm sorry.. I.. I was at work.
998
01:18:11,083 --> 01:18:14,082
l wish this year, you had
been with us for New Years.
999
01:18:14,416 --> 01:18:16,540
l wish I was there too.
1000
01:18:16,833 --> 01:18:18,082
How was your New Years?
1001
01:18:18,166 --> 01:18:20,540
lt was fantastic. You know...
1002
01:18:20,625 --> 01:18:24,999
The Shah's threw a party for
the Bulani's and everybody was there.
1003
01:18:25,083 --> 01:18:26,249
Rahul...
1004
01:18:26,333 --> 01:18:28,290
Shhhh shhhh shhhh!
1005
01:18:28,916 --> 01:18:31,957
Actually mom l got to be somewhere.
1006
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,165
l'll see you soon. Okay?
1007
01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:34,415
See me?
1008
01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:36,665
l mean I'll... l'll call you soon.
1009
01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:37,957
Bye mom.
1010
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,999
You're going to get me killed.
- Sorry!
1011
01:18:41,083 --> 01:18:42,207
Where are we going?
1012
01:18:42,291 --> 01:18:43,457
School.
1013
01:18:43,583 --> 01:18:44,749
School?
1014
01:18:44,833 --> 01:18:46,040
Come on.
1015
01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:48,665
l love this place.
1016
01:18:48,750 --> 01:18:50,665
lt's my favorite!
1017
01:18:50,750 --> 01:18:52,749
l wish I never had to leave.
1018
01:18:52,833 --> 01:18:54,415
We must be the first
people in the world..
1019
01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:55,915
..who've come to school on a holiday.
1020
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:57,874
Shut up! Come.
1021
01:18:58,541 --> 01:19:01,374
This is where my super hot
boyfriend played basketball...
1022
01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:04,249
...while all the girls stared at him.
1023
01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:06,332
Really? I'm sure he dumped you for..
1024
01:19:06,416 --> 01:19:08,207
..one of those very same girls.
1025
01:19:09,166 --> 01:19:10,499
Very smart.
1026
01:19:10,583 --> 01:19:12,332
This is cool.
- Are they real?
1027
01:19:12,416 --> 01:19:13,665
Maybe.
1028
01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:17,332
All my school had was
books and strict teachers.
1029
01:19:18,750 --> 01:19:21,040
This library was more famous for
holding hands under the table...
1030
01:19:21,125 --> 01:19:23,790
...than reading books on the table.
1031
01:19:24,125 --> 01:19:26,915
My boyfriend and me
used to sit on that table.
1032
01:19:27,291 --> 01:19:29,040
Only hands? Not...
1033
01:19:30,875 --> 01:19:32,374
This is my school hall..
1034
01:19:32,458 --> 01:19:33,665
..where I performed
for the last time...
1035
01:19:33,791 --> 01:19:35,832
...before I had my accident.
1036
01:19:36,541 --> 01:19:38,415
lt's beautiful.
- Isn't it?
1037
01:19:38,958 --> 01:19:41,790
l was eight years old when
l performed here for the first time.
1038
01:19:41,875 --> 01:19:43,165
Right there.
1039
01:19:44,708 --> 01:19:47,165
And I know it's
cheesy but right from...
1040
01:19:47,250 --> 01:19:49,374
...that moment l knew
l only wanted to be a dancer.
1041
01:19:50,208 --> 01:19:51,915
You miss this stage a lot don't you?
1042
01:19:54,166 --> 01:19:55,457
Sometimes.
1043
01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:58,040
l'm sure this stage misses you too.
1044
01:19:59,875 --> 01:20:01,040
Shut up!
1045
01:20:01,416 --> 01:20:02,874
You're quite talented.
1046
01:20:03,666 --> 01:20:05,040
Stop pulling my leg.
1047
01:20:05,125 --> 01:20:07,040
l'm not pulling your leg. l'm serious.
1048
01:20:07,125 --> 01:20:08,374
You were a ballet dancer.
1049
01:20:08,916 --> 01:20:10,415
Wanted to become an architect.
1050
01:20:12,041 --> 01:20:13,874
You're a stylist and look at me.
1051
01:20:13,958 --> 01:20:16,249
l'm so... so...
1052
01:20:17,083 --> 01:20:18,332
So what?
1053
01:20:18,875 --> 01:20:20,082
Average.
1054
01:20:20,666 --> 01:20:21,874
Are you crazy?
1055
01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:23,582
That's you're best quality.
1056
01:20:23,666 --> 01:20:24,874
That l'm average?
1057
01:20:24,958 --> 01:20:26,415
What kind of a
backhanded compliment is that?
1058
01:20:26,833 --> 01:20:29,624
See, l've dated lots of men.
1059
01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:33,165
Some had great taste in music,
but didn't read.
1060
01:20:33,458 --> 01:20:35,874
Those who read, were really boring.
1061
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,832
And those who were even
slightly interesting had...
1062
01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:40,707
...really long beards.
1063
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,707
Some had a drinking problem...
some... Ri! Come to the point.
1064
01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:49,082
The point my friend is that
you don't do anything in excess.
1065
01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:52,082
And that's a quality
that's truly rare.
1066
01:20:53,291 --> 01:20:56,040
You, are perfectly average.
1067
01:20:57,041 --> 01:20:58,165
Average?
1068
01:20:58,291 --> 01:20:59,582
Yes!
1069
01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:02,374
l'm average.
1070
01:21:03,625 --> 01:21:05,040
l'm perfectly average.
1071
01:21:05,750 --> 01:21:07,624
l like that! Thank you.
1072
01:21:11,250 --> 01:21:12,915
Should l show you a secret place?
1073
01:21:21,041 --> 01:21:22,165
What is this?
1074
01:21:22,958 --> 01:21:24,915
My school's kissing spot.
1075
01:21:26,041 --> 01:21:28,249
Couples used to sneak
in here all the time.
1076
01:21:32,541 --> 01:21:33,665
And you?
1077
01:21:34,166 --> 01:21:35,415
Obviously.
1078
01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:38,999
My best friend Amu kept a watch
on the teachers from up there.
1079
01:21:40,416 --> 01:21:42,040
l had my first kiss here.
1080
01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:47,499
Thank you, Ri!
1081
01:21:51,625 --> 01:21:52,957
For changing my life.
1082
01:21:56,500 --> 01:21:59,332
Rahul! What was that?
1083
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:04,165
What was that as in?
1084
01:22:06,375 --> 01:22:07,540
You like me, right?
1085
01:22:07,875 --> 01:22:09,790
No
- I mean... Ri, don't joke around.
1086
01:22:09,875 --> 01:22:13,790
Yes.. but not that way.
1087
01:22:16,791 --> 01:22:17,915
So then, what are we doing out here?
1088
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:21,915
Rahul, I was just...
- Shit! Oh Shit!
1089
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:23,624
Rahul! Hold on a second. Listen to me.
1090
01:22:23,708 --> 01:22:27,624
Rahul. Rahul, listen to me.
1091
01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:30,665
So what? You made a mistake.
1092
01:22:33,041 --> 01:22:35,665
l made a mistake? l made a mistake?
1093
01:22:35,833 --> 01:22:37,665
Yes... but why are you screaming?
1094
01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:39,957
Stuff like this
happens between friends.
1095
01:22:40,458 --> 01:22:41,624
What happens Ri?
1096
01:22:41,708 --> 01:22:43,957
Do friends start giving each
other wrong hints? - What?
1097
01:22:44,458 --> 01:22:46,290
Don't be so innocent, Ri.
- What hint?
1098
01:22:46,625 --> 01:22:48,540
Did you take me to the
kissing spot to watch a film?
1099
01:22:50,541 --> 01:22:52,999
l was showing you my school,
God damn it!
1100
01:22:53,541 --> 01:22:56,624
And if you misunderstood,
how is that my fault?
1101
01:22:56,708 --> 01:22:57,915
lt's all my fault.
1102
01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,790
Seven days ago,
l didn't even know you...
1103
01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:01,582
...and today you want to
change everything about me...
1104
01:23:01,666 --> 01:23:04,540
...my mindset, my attitude...
Even my stupid hairstyle.
1105
01:23:04,625 --> 01:23:06,707
What am l supposed to make of that?
Of course you don't like me!
1106
01:23:06,791 --> 01:23:10,457
l like you. But as a friend.
1107
01:23:10,541 --> 01:23:12,415
Bull shit Ri! You led me on.
1108
01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:15,082
You just wanted me to run after you.
1109
01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:17,499
You should feel happy now.
l followed you all the way to India.
1110
01:23:17,625 --> 01:23:19,707
Why are you
misunderstanding everything, Rahul?
1111
01:23:19,833 --> 01:23:21,999
You know what! Thank God
l've finally understood...
1112
01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:23,624
...what you're all about.
1113
01:23:23,708 --> 01:23:25,040
You know what... just forget it.
1114
01:23:26,166 --> 01:23:27,290
Rahul...
1115
01:23:46,958 --> 01:23:48,082
Stop!
1116
01:23:48,166 --> 01:23:50,499
Rahul! Rahul!
1117
01:23:53,666 --> 01:23:57,374
Rahul, what are you doing here?
1118
01:23:58,166 --> 01:23:59,290
l was coming home.
1119
01:23:59,666 --> 01:24:01,999
But what are you doing in India?
- Is everything okay?
1120
01:24:06,791 --> 01:24:07,915
Mom.
1121
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,415
Mom, let me explain to you
1122
01:24:10,541 --> 01:24:12,249
She's a colleague of mine, Riana.
1123
01:24:12,333 --> 01:24:13,499
Riana, Mom.
1124
01:24:13,958 --> 01:24:15,040
Hello Ma'am.
1125
01:24:15,625 --> 01:24:18,124
Mom we've come to India
for a research project.
1126
01:24:19,375 --> 01:24:22,332
Don't you remember l called you
and told you that l'll see you soon?
1127
01:24:24,041 --> 01:24:25,374
l just landed this morning, mom.
1128
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:27,874
l was going to come
home after the site visit.
1129
01:24:29,916 --> 01:24:31,082
lt's a surprise.
1130
01:24:33,041 --> 01:24:34,290
Happy New Year
1131
01:24:34,916 --> 01:24:36,165
l love you.
1132
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:38,874
Oh! My baby.
1133
01:24:39,791 --> 01:24:41,707
l nearly died in those five seconds.
1134
01:24:41,791 --> 01:24:43,790
Don't you ever do that to me again.
1135
01:24:44,125 --> 01:24:46,332
Now come on let's go
home and have some lunch.
1136
01:24:46,416 --> 01:24:47,832
We'll call dad as well.
1137
01:24:48,208 --> 01:24:49,624
Do join us.
1138
01:24:51,250 --> 01:24:53,040
Do join us. Come, come.
1139
01:25:12,791 --> 01:25:15,124
Oooooh! What a wonderful surprise.
1140
01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:17,874
l should've understood
your hint when you called.
1141
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,374
How foolish of me.
1142
01:25:20,083 --> 01:25:23,665
So, since when have the two
of you been working together?
1143
01:25:25,583 --> 01:25:27,124
lt's been a year.
1144
01:25:27,291 --> 01:25:28,457
A year?
1145
01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:32,165
What's this project
you've come down for?
1146
01:25:34,625 --> 01:25:36,290
Research.
- Research?
1147
01:25:37,541 --> 01:25:38,790
On micro housing.
1148
01:25:38,875 --> 01:25:42,540
Marshall and Fox want to
invest in the Indian market so...
1149
01:25:42,625 --> 01:25:44,499
Which company do they
plan on collaborating with?
1150
01:25:47,541 --> 01:25:49,040
Don't you feel he should have been...
1151
01:25:49,125 --> 01:25:52,582
...a CBl official
instead of a businessman?
1152
01:25:56,208 --> 01:26:00,790
Baby, chew your food. Don't swallow.
Thirty two times.
1153
01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:06,082
What kind of a
haircut are you sporting?
1154
01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:09,290
lt looks like someone's
electrocuted the poor fellow.
1155
01:26:09,375 --> 01:26:10,499
Right?
1156
01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:12,874
lt's certainly not Vidal Sassoon.
1157
01:26:14,833 --> 01:26:17,832
Umm
- we should be leaving.
1158
01:26:17,916 --> 01:26:19,540
l've got a site visit reminder.
1159
01:26:19,916 --> 01:26:23,374
l'm going for a meeting.
Can I give you two a lift?
1160
01:26:25,041 --> 01:26:27,290
No thanks dad. I'll drive.
1161
01:26:37,791 --> 01:26:38,957
Nice.
1162
01:26:40,375 --> 01:26:43,207
So everything that happened
between us was only as friends?
1163
01:26:44,625 --> 01:26:46,540
What has happened between us Rahul?
1164
01:26:47,458 --> 01:26:48,999
When you asked me to
come to India with you,
1165
01:26:49,041 --> 01:26:50,874
you did it as a friend?
1166
01:26:51,375 --> 01:26:55,040
Of course! You needed a break.
1167
01:26:55,916 --> 01:26:58,540
You've done so much for me,
l just wanted to ...
1168
01:26:58,625 --> 01:27:00,040
You were returning a favour?
1169
01:27:03,875 --> 01:27:04,874
No.
1170
01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:13,457
Rahul, I never meant to mislead you.
1171
01:27:14,916 --> 01:27:16,124
l just wanted to take care of you.
1172
01:27:16,208 --> 01:27:19,665
l can take care of myself,
Riana. l'm twenty-five years old
1173
01:27:22,041 --> 01:27:24,040
And you still lie to your parents.
1174
01:27:27,583 --> 01:27:28,749
Thank you.
1175
01:28:01,458 --> 01:28:02,874
Mom
1176
01:28:02,958 --> 01:28:04,249
Hello baby.
1177
01:28:04,458 --> 01:28:06,165
How was the site visit?
1178
01:28:07,166 --> 01:28:11,332
lt was okay. Umm.. mom,
l want to tell you something.
1179
01:28:12,416 --> 01:28:13,957
Of course. Sure.
1180
01:28:19,666 --> 01:28:20,832
The thing is l ...
1181
01:28:20,916 --> 01:28:22,374
First you tell me,
1182
01:28:22,500 --> 01:28:23,957
This nail polish or this one?
1183
01:28:25,541 --> 01:28:26,707
This one right?
1184
01:28:27,250 --> 01:28:29,040
This is so average.
1185
01:28:29,208 --> 01:28:31,207
l like to be unique. Don't you?
1186
01:28:33,083 --> 01:28:34,290
No mom ...
- Oh.
1187
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:36,290
Look who's here.
1188
01:28:36,583 --> 01:28:37,749
Mr. surprise.
1189
01:28:39,541 --> 01:28:40,707
When are you heading back?
1190
01:28:42,708 --> 01:28:45,374
Umm.. on the fifth.
1191
01:28:45,750 --> 01:28:46,790
The fifth? That's good.
1192
01:28:46,875 --> 01:28:54,082
Because l feel Bulani's and
Shah's will lock the deal this week.
1193
01:28:54,166 --> 01:28:56,165
So l am thinking of inviting them...
1194
01:28:56,375 --> 01:28:59,207
...for dinner on the fourth
to seal the deal. You know!
1195
01:28:59,541 --> 01:29:01,457
Will their wives be there as well?
1196
01:29:03,833 --> 01:29:04,999
You're going to be there right?
1197
01:29:07,625 --> 01:29:08,832
What were you telling me?
1198
01:29:08,916 --> 01:29:10,040
Umm..
1199
01:29:10,541 --> 01:29:11,707
Surprise us.
1200
01:29:15,416 --> 01:29:18,999
No. Nothing important.
1201
01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:47,540
Why is life so complicated mom?
1202
01:30:47,708 --> 01:30:49,999
lt is going to be okay.
1203
01:30:50,250 --> 01:30:51,665
l can't believe it.
1204
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:56,832
You understood his
feelings before I did.
1205
01:32:35,333 --> 01:32:36,582
Hello Rahul.
1206
01:32:39,125 --> 01:32:40,457
Which one?
1207
01:32:40,541 --> 01:32:44,124
Umm .. it doesn't matter.
1208
01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:51,207
Rahul.
1209
01:32:53,166 --> 01:32:56,665
You know how important this
deal is for the both of us. Right?
1210
01:33:00,375 --> 01:33:07,790
You can't even imagine the kind of
kick-start your career would get.
1211
01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:11,749
l've worked very hard for this Rahul.
1212
01:33:13,333 --> 01:33:14,624
One more thing ...
1213
01:33:16,166 --> 01:33:19,540
Mr. Shah will talk to you
about Mr. Hathiramani's daughter.
1214
01:33:20,791 --> 01:33:22,582
There's no hurry.
1215
01:33:23,625 --> 01:33:24,874
Take your time.
1216
01:33:26,125 --> 01:33:27,665
lt's also very important
1217
01:33:30,791 --> 01:33:31,999
You're looking nice.
1218
01:34:22,875 --> 01:34:24,582
Oh! l have to tell you,
1219
01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:29,749
Mr. Bulani had taken us to see
the Opera at Ceaser's Palace.
1220
01:34:30,625 --> 01:34:31,790
lt was absolutely wonderful.
1221
01:34:31,875 --> 01:34:33,790
lt was awesome.
1222
01:34:35,208 --> 01:34:38,332
l bought the top ten
classical CD at the airport itself.
1223
01:34:38,916 --> 01:34:40,415
The Mozzart, beautiful.
1224
01:34:41,291 --> 01:34:42,874
Honey, it was Bethoven
1225
01:34:45,208 --> 01:34:46,415
Eat you dinner darling.
1226
01:34:47,916 --> 01:34:49,165
Rahul my boy.
1227
01:34:49,375 --> 01:34:50,957
What's the matter? You look sad.
1228
01:34:51,375 --> 01:34:53,374
lt looks like you haven't
eaten pizza for a while!
1229
01:34:53,958 --> 01:34:55,040
Pizza?
1230
01:34:55,166 --> 01:34:57,207
lt's our own little joke.
1231
01:34:58,333 --> 01:35:00,915
Looks like you haven't
been taking my advice.
1232
01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:02,124
lmpossible!
1233
01:35:02,250 --> 01:35:05,040
lf he doesn't listen to you guys,
whom would he listen to?
1234
01:35:05,125 --> 01:35:08,290
Taking about advice, Mrs. Kapoor,
the market's down.
1235
01:35:08,833 --> 01:35:10,874
lt's the right time
to invest in diamonds.
1236
01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:14,165
Aah! Great minds think alike Mr. Shah.
1237
01:35:14,666 --> 01:35:16,665
Darling, show them the finger.
1238
01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:20,082
Come on.
1239
01:35:24,375 --> 01:35:25,540
Tiffany's?
1240
01:35:25,625 --> 01:35:26,874
Oh! that's such a beautiful rock.
1241
01:35:26,958 --> 01:35:29,165
lt's a big rock, just like my big ..
1242
01:35:31,958 --> 01:35:34,999
Sorry. Sorry.
Non veg jokes not allowed.
1243
01:35:35,041 --> 01:35:36,999
Mr. Bulani's got
a great sense of humor.
1244
01:35:41,166 --> 01:35:43,207
Well Rahul, l've got
some advice for you too.
1245
01:35:43,666 --> 01:35:46,249
Before you leave, you should
meet Sukhmani Hathiramani.
1246
01:35:46,333 --> 01:35:48,249
Mr. Hathiramani's
looking for good suitor.
1247
01:35:48,333 --> 01:35:50,415
lt's a good idea.
lt'll be great for the business.
1248
01:35:50,500 --> 01:35:51,790
Absolutely. l mean he's
very keen on meeting her.
1249
01:35:51,875 --> 01:35:54,999
lnfact it's about
time my son got married.
1250
01:35:55,750 --> 01:35:58,124
And Rahul my boy,
l'll give you a few tips after...
1251
01:35:58,208 --> 01:36:00,957
...which she won't look at
any other man apart from you.
1252
01:36:01,791 --> 01:36:04,040
Gone are those days...
thanks to my wife...
1253
01:36:04,083 --> 01:36:06,415
...she can't take her hands off me.
1254
01:36:07,708 --> 01:36:10,707
For her it's all about loving her
husband, if you know what I mean.
1255
01:36:10,833 --> 01:36:11,957
Ouchhhhhh!
1256
01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:14,249
What happened?
- What happened?
1257
01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:17,707
l think Mrs. Bulani got
a cramp in her hand. Right?
1258
01:36:18,166 --> 01:36:19,290
l did not.
1259
01:36:19,375 --> 01:36:21,249
A cramp? ln her hand?
1260
01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:24,082
Get some ice please. lce.
1261
01:36:24,166 --> 01:36:25,332
Would you like some ice?
- No.
1262
01:36:26,375 --> 01:36:28,124
Use my hanky?
- I'm fine!
1263
01:36:32,166 --> 01:36:33,290
Mr. Shah ...
1264
01:36:34,250 --> 01:36:36,999
Rahul's really excited
about our partnership.
1265
01:36:37,041 --> 01:36:38,707
We were talking about
it yesterday itself.
1266
01:36:38,791 --> 01:36:39,999
He has some wonderful ideas.
1267
01:36:40,041 --> 01:36:41,165
Rahul...
- Oh really.
1268
01:36:41,250 --> 01:36:42,999
Actually he's come down
for a very big project...
1269
01:36:43,041 --> 01:36:44,874
...commissioned by
Marshall and Fox in lndia.
1270
01:36:44,958 --> 01:36:46,540
Rahul tell them about the
whole micro housing project...
1271
01:36:46,625 --> 01:36:48,040
...that ... come on tell us Rahul ..
1272
01:36:48,125 --> 01:36:49,290
lt's a lie dad.
1273
01:36:49,791 --> 01:36:50,999
Sorry.
1274
01:36:53,833 --> 01:36:55,082
A lie!
1275
01:37:02,083 --> 01:37:03,249
What do you mean?
1276
01:37:03,333 --> 01:37:04,457
What are you saying Rahul?
1277
01:37:06,041 --> 01:37:08,165
What l'm saying dad
is that l lost my job.
1278
01:37:09,583 --> 01:37:11,665
Not just that,
after you guys left Vegas,
1279
01:37:11,750 --> 01:37:14,249
l got so hammered one night,
that I ended up getting married.
1280
01:37:14,916 --> 01:37:15,999
Married?
1281
01:37:16,125 --> 01:37:19,249
Married?
- To whom?
1282
01:37:24,083 --> 01:37:25,290
To Riana.
1283
01:37:25,375 --> 01:37:26,707
Your colleague?
1284
01:37:27,166 --> 01:37:28,332
Actually dad, I lied about that too.
1285
01:37:28,416 --> 01:37:30,582
She's not my colleague,
she's a hairstylist.
1286
01:37:30,708 --> 01:37:35,040
Oh God! A Barber.
- What! You married a hairdresser?
1287
01:37:35,291 --> 01:37:36,874
l mean .. Oh my God!
1288
01:37:37,250 --> 01:37:39,040
Mom, we're getting
the marriage annulled.
1289
01:37:39,083 --> 01:37:40,249
Please don't over-react.
1290
01:37:41,375 --> 01:37:42,499
Divorce?
1291
01:37:43,333 --> 01:37:45,790
You're getting divorced!
- It's not a divorce...
1292
01:37:47,916 --> 01:37:50,207
Everybody just please calm down.
1293
01:37:50,375 --> 01:37:52,332
lt's all in the past.
He's had his fun.
1294
01:37:52,416 --> 01:37:55,207
Sweety, we'll find
you a really nice girl.
1295
01:37:55,291 --> 01:37:56,790
Your mum's right.
1296
01:37:56,875 --> 01:37:59,040
You listen to me .. listen to me..
1297
01:37:59,083 --> 01:38:02,790
Go meet Sukhmani
Hathiramani tomorrow itself.
1298
01:38:02,875 --> 01:38:04,582
No matter what she's like,
Let's face it...
1299
01:38:05,000 --> 01:38:06,124
...she'll be better than a barber!
1300
01:38:06,208 --> 01:38:07,332
l mean, come on ya ..
1301
01:38:14,541 --> 01:38:15,874
Shut up!
1302
01:38:19,208 --> 01:38:20,790
You want to give me
relationship advice?
1303
01:38:21,291 --> 01:38:23,249
Your wife was...
- Rahul! Rahul!
1304
01:38:26,125 --> 01:38:27,290
ls this how you talk to a guest?
1305
01:38:28,791 --> 01:38:30,874
Excuse yourself and go outside,
- I'm not going anywhere dad.
1306
01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:33,749
Go outside and get
yourself some fresh air.
1307
01:38:33,833 --> 01:38:35,124
l'm not going anywhere dad.
1308
01:38:37,750 --> 01:38:44,499
Okay .. fine! We'll
discuss this tomorrow.
1309
01:38:45,625 --> 01:38:47,207
When do we discuss anything dad?
1310
01:38:47,458 --> 01:38:49,290
You talk and I listen.
That's not a discussion.
1311
01:38:49,375 --> 01:38:51,040
Rahul, is this how you
talk to your elders?
1312
01:38:51,125 --> 01:38:53,040
Which elders are you
talking about mom? You?
1313
01:38:53,375 --> 01:38:55,874
Who's been trying to look
thirty-five for the past ten years...
1314
01:38:56,875 --> 01:38:59,040
...or dad who's constantly
trying to remind me...
1315
01:38:59,083 --> 01:39:00,290
...that all l am is a failure.
1316
01:39:01,833 --> 01:39:03,540
Rahul, that's not fair.
1317
01:39:03,625 --> 01:39:05,207
That's not fair. Come on ..
1318
01:39:05,666 --> 01:39:07,207
Since the day you were born...
1319
01:39:07,291 --> 01:39:08,915
...you've been given
everything you asked for.
1320
01:39:09,000 --> 01:39:10,124
l asked for?
1321
01:39:10,208 --> 01:39:12,124
Dad, you've given me everything
that you wanted to give me...
1322
01:39:12,208 --> 01:39:13,290
...so that l would
become just like you.
1323
01:39:13,375 --> 01:39:16,165
But l'm not you and l don't
even want to be like you. l ..
1324
01:39:16,250 --> 01:39:17,665
l'll take care of him..
- Stop it. Stop it ..
1325
01:39:17,750 --> 01:39:18,999
l'll take care of him.
1326
01:39:19,041 --> 01:39:20,457
Are you crazy? Instead of
trying to take care of me...
1327
01:39:20,541 --> 01:39:21,665
...why don't you take care of
your wife?
1328
01:39:21,750 --> 01:39:23,249
She can't get her hands off me!
- Dayna?
1329
01:39:23,416 --> 01:39:24,665
l did not.
1330
01:39:24,750 --> 01:39:26,457
Rahul behave...
1331
01:39:26,541 --> 01:39:27,957
How much more
appropriately should I behave?
1332
01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:29,082
Wear a jacket, adjust
your bow, spike your hair...
1333
01:39:29,166 --> 01:39:31,582
..join the family business,
use chopsticks ...
1334
01:39:31,666 --> 01:39:32,874
l'm tired!
1335
01:39:32,958 --> 01:39:34,999
lt's my life. And whether
l eat with chopsticks...
1336
01:39:35,041 --> 01:39:37,249
...a fork or my damn hands,
it's my decision.
1337
01:39:37,333 --> 01:39:39,040
So just let me breathe.
1338
01:39:45,791 --> 01:39:47,665
What's wrong with using chopsticks?
1339
01:40:02,458 --> 01:40:03,749
Enjoy your dinner everyone.
1340
01:40:13,916 --> 01:40:15,374
What's wrong with you?
1341
01:40:15,500 --> 01:40:16,582
Stupid!
1342
01:40:44,875 --> 01:40:46,040
l'm sorry
1343
01:40:47,041 --> 01:40:48,415
Please Rahul, don't embarrass me.
1344
01:40:48,541 --> 01:40:51,415
No. Really, I am.
1345
01:40:53,708 --> 01:40:58,999
l'm so stupid,
l always cross the line.
1346
01:41:02,083 --> 01:41:06,749
l'm really sorry that
l hurt your feelings.
1347
01:41:07,625 --> 01:41:09,749
Ayyy ... cutie pie.
1348
01:41:11,458 --> 01:41:12,624
Hi granny.
1349
01:41:15,041 --> 01:41:16,249
Let's step outside.
1350
01:41:21,333 --> 01:41:22,957
Rahul, you're the one with whom
1351
01:41:23,125 --> 01:41:26,374
l can discuss my
screwed up relationships.
1352
01:41:28,458 --> 01:41:32,624
l would never want to
screw up our relationship.
1353
01:41:34,666 --> 01:41:36,957
As of now, I don't
want to be with anyone.
1354
01:41:39,125 --> 01:41:42,165
Not even if it's as
wonderful a person as you.
1355
01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:45,374
Another backhanded compliment.
1356
01:41:45,708 --> 01:41:49,165
No! l love you sooooo much Rahul.
1357
01:41:49,875 --> 01:41:51,040
Really.
1358
01:41:52,083 --> 01:41:53,790
But just as a friend.
1359
01:41:56,458 --> 01:41:57,999
That's where the problem lies.
1360
01:41:59,041 --> 01:42:02,790
l feel the love, you
feel the friendship.
1361
01:42:03,125 --> 01:42:07,165
The only problem is that you've
gone a step ahead of where I am.
1362
01:42:09,208 --> 01:42:11,624
All l have to do is pull you back.
1363
01:42:13,166 --> 01:42:14,707
Ri! lt's not that easy.
1364
01:42:16,541 --> 01:42:18,207
We can try, can't we?
1365
01:42:23,166 --> 01:42:26,249
You look so cute when you cry,
it's tough to say no.
1366
01:42:29,083 --> 01:42:30,832
l'm really sorry I hurt you Rahul.
1367
01:42:34,625 --> 01:42:35,832
l really am.
1368
01:42:41,041 --> 01:42:45,374
First you sit so close to me and
then you wonder why l get mislead.
1369
01:42:50,041 --> 01:42:51,207
Do you want a hug?
1370
01:43:14,500 --> 01:43:16,290
So your mom didn't send you to
1371
01:43:16,375 --> 01:43:18,290
Vidal Sassoon to change
your "electric shock" haircut?
1372
01:43:20,833 --> 01:43:23,124
As of now, I'm the
one who's shocked them.
1373
01:43:23,583 --> 01:43:24,749
What do you mean?
1374
01:43:29,666 --> 01:43:30,665
l told them.
1375
01:43:30,750 --> 01:43:32,040
No!!!
1376
01:43:32,875 --> 01:43:33,999
Everything.
1377
01:43:34,583 --> 01:43:36,832
About my job, our wedding
and every habit of their's...
1378
01:43:37,708 --> 01:43:40,999
...that annoys the hell out of me.
1379
01:43:42,333 --> 01:43:43,457
So now?
1380
01:43:44,291 --> 01:43:45,415
Now what?
1381
01:43:48,125 --> 01:43:51,082
l'm going to wear
a tie of my own choice.
1382
01:43:52,500 --> 01:43:53,790
What fun.
1383
01:43:56,083 --> 01:43:58,040
l'm going to swallow my
food as and when l want.
1384
01:43:58,916 --> 01:44:03,457
No baby! Chew your food,
thirty two times.
1385
01:44:23,083 --> 01:44:26,665
There are those times in your
life when you feel you can fly.
1386
01:44:27,375 --> 01:44:31,040
You feel there's something in the
universe that's made just for you.
1387
01:44:31,708 --> 01:44:34,165
And that night was made just for me.
1388
01:44:39,791 --> 01:44:42,665
The morning after, turned out to
be even more beautiful than...
1389
01:44:43,000 --> 01:44:44,374
...l ever imagined it to be.
1390
01:44:45,791 --> 01:44:51,457
Aaaaaaaah...
1391
01:44:58,291 --> 01:45:01,665
ln retrospect, I do feel that
maybe I said too much that night.
1392
01:45:02,458 --> 01:45:04,665
But l do hope, some day
Mom and Dad understand me.
1393
01:45:06,583 --> 01:45:09,665
The next morning, we were
in Vegas for the annulment
1394
01:45:10,458 --> 01:45:11,790
And for better or worse...
1395
01:45:12,208 --> 01:45:15,957
...Riana and me are no longer
husband and wife but just friends.
1396
01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:18,374
And since then she has been trying...
1397
01:45:18,458 --> 01:45:20,207
...to hook me up with
some girl or another.
1398
01:45:20,458 --> 01:45:23,540
She doesn't spare a chance...
And it's really embarassing.
1399
01:45:27,958 --> 01:45:31,624
But l don't want to date anyone
else because l really love her.
1400
01:45:33,875 --> 01:45:37,374
l don't seem to understand
what she finds lacking in me.
1401
01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:39,749
Now l even have a job...
1402
01:45:41,208 --> 01:45:45,207
lt may not be in the top 10 but
l get time off for my photography
1403
01:45:45,583 --> 01:45:49,040
and obviously my
favourite model... you know.
1404
01:45:50,625 --> 01:45:53,332
Well, sometimes l hope
the future's better.
1405
01:45:54,291 --> 01:45:57,290
But then l realise that
the present's not too bad either.
1406
01:45:58,000 --> 01:46:02,124
Life isn't perfect,
but I am happy. l'm really happy
1407
01:46:02,541 --> 01:46:05,374
For the first time,
l'm living life on my own terms.
1408
01:46:05,958 --> 01:46:10,040
As for Riana and me, we often cross
the chapel where we got married
1409
01:46:10,375 --> 01:46:11,749
And I believe that...
1410
01:46:11,833 --> 01:46:15,665
...someday I will convince her
to get back in there and marry me.
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