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IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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SO SWEET.
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SO INNOCENT.
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SO --
TRAV, LOOK OUT!
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[ THUDS ]
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WHY DO YOU KEEP
DOING THAT?
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ONCE YOU AND LAURIE
HAVE A KID,
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YOU HAVE TO BE READY
FOR ANYTHING.
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NOW, IF THIS WERE A REAL BABY,
IT WOULD BE DEAD.
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I'D LIKE TO THINK,
IF IT WERE A REAL BABY,
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YOU WOULDN'T FIRE IT
ACROSS THE ROOM.
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Laurie:
JULES, RELAX.
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THIS BABY IS NOT COMING
ANYTIME SOON.
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I MEAN, YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL
THAT I'M PREGNANT YET.
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MM.
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AND THE GREAT NEWS IS...
THAT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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OH, MAN,
THAT'S PRICELESS.
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EVERY FIRST TIMER THINKS
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THAT SOMEHOW SHE'LL DEFY
THE ODDS AND KEEP HER FIGURE.
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BY THE TIME MONTH EIGHT
ROLLS AROUND...
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FE, FI, FO, FUM.
WHAT? FAT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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EVEN PREGNANT, THE KELLER GIRLS
ALWAYS HANG ON TO THEIR BODS.
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OKAY,
MY COUSIN TINA KEPT IT SO TIGHT,
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SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
SHE WAS KNOCKED UP
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UNTIL SHE DROPPED
A SET OF TRIPS
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IN THE MOVIE-THEATER
SNACK LINE,
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HENCE THEIR NAMES MIKE,
IKE, AND GOOBERS.
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ALL RIGHT.
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10 BUCKS A HEAD SAYS THAT,
BY MONTH EIGHT,
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I AM STILL ROCKING
THESE TIGHT-ASS DRESSES.
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[ Whining ]
I HATE EVERYTHING!
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♪♪♪
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WHATEVER. [ LAUGHS ]
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NO WAY!
I MISS YOU MORE.
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IS HE TALKING TO BOBBY?
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BLUE POLO,
REALLY COOL SHORTS.
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WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
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EITHER THAT
OR HE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR.
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PLEASE LET IT BE
AN AFFAIR.
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BOBBY SAYS "HEY"
FROM GEORGIA.
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HE'S DOING REALLY GREAT
IN THIS GOLF TOURNAMENT.
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YESTERDAY,
HE HIT THREE BIRDIES.
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[ GASPS ]
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HE MEANT THE GOLF KIND,
RIGHT?
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[ DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES ]
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[ IMITATING STOMPING ]
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[ STOPS
IMITATING STOMPING ]
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[ RESUMES
IMITATING STOMPING ]
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HERE COMES
THE LOVELY MOM-TO-BE.
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WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
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YOU HAVE A RADIANT GLOW,
ALMOST AN ANGELIC --
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[ THUDS ]
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BABY SOCKS
FILLED WITH NICKELS.
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IT'S MY GO-TO WEAPON
FROM JUVIE.
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THESE ARE GONNA BE HITTING
THE FACES
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OF ANYONE
WHO PISSES ME OFF.
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[ Whining ]
BEING PREGNANT SUCKS!
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I'M GASSY.
I'M BLOATED.
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HONEY, YOU JUST GOT TO FOCUS
ON THE FINISH.
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YOU ONLY HAVE
ONE MORE MONTH.
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JUST FOUR LITTLE WEEKS, 29 DAYS,
696 HOURS, 41,000 --
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE JUST
A WEE SCAMP.
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AND SOON, YOU'LL BE A DAD.
[ LAUGHS ]
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WHO'S ALL GROWN UP?
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YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP!
OOH!
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GRAYSON,
I BET YOU LOOK GOOD IN BLACK.
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FEELS LIKE A SAFE BET.
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BRAND-NEW
ITALIAN LEATHER.
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GOT IT FOR ME, BUT, UH,
IT'S A LITTLE BIG.
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PROBABLY WONDERING
WHY I BOUGHT THAT.
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ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN.
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JUST TELL YOUR STUPID STORY,
TOM.
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I WAS FEELING STAGNANT.
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WANTED A NEW TWIST
ON "CLASSIC" TOM.
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SO I TRIED
A COUPLE NEW LOOKS,
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WORKED UP [Scottish accent]
A SCOTTISH BROGUE.
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[ Normal voice ] EVEN BRIEFLY
FLIRTED WITH A FU-MANCHU.
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THEN I REALIZED
WHAT NEW TOM REALLY NEEDED.
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BACON?
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Tom: A PET PIG.
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I GOT THE IDEA
FROM GEORGE CLOONEY.
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I CALL HIM "SNIGLET."
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SNIGLET THE PIGLET.
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DON'T ACT LIKE
IT'S NOT ADORABLE.
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PLUS, I-I REMODELED MY GARAGE
TO THIS COOL BAR SETUP,
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SO I FIGURE WE'LL HANG OUT HERE
ALL THE TIME.
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I'M LEAVING,
AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WHOA!
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WAS THAT EXPENSIVE?
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UH, VERY.
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YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD
WITH YOUR HANDS, ARE YOU?
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NO, MY T-BALL COACH
DIAGNOSED ME
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WITH A TERMINAL CASE
OF THE DROPSIES.
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[ CHUCKLES ] WHY?
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A MONTH FROM NOW,
YOU'RE GONNA BE HOLDING
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A FRAGILE INFANT LIFE
IN YOUR HANDS.
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DO YOU THINK
IT'S GONNA BE A PROBLEM?
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BABIES' HEADS ARE SOFT.
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[ Whining ] SO HOT,
AND THERE'S NOWHERE TO SIT.
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WHY'D YOU MAKE ME COME HERE,
JULES?
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TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
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YOU KNOW, LAURIE, THERE ARE
A THOUSAND TERRIBLE THINGS
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ABOUT BEING
SUPER PREGNANT,
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BUT THERE'S ALSO ONE
AMAZING THING.
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NOW, WHEN A WOMAN HAS THIS,
SHE CAN DO ANYTHING.
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ELLIE!
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SHOW HER HOW A PREGNANT WOMAN
GETS A TABLE.
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OH, NO. OHH.
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OHH. I'M SORRY.
I'M PREGNANT.
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OH.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
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OH, MY GOSH!
THAT WAS AMAZING.
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OW.
I CAN DO STUFF LIKE THAT?
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WHEN I WAS SUPER PREGNANT,
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I USED TO JUST WALK
INTO STRANGERS' HOUSES
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AND TAKE STUFF.
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I BROKE INTO
A LITTLE DEBBIE TRUCK,
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ATE MY WEIGHT
IN NUTTY BARS,
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AND FELL ASLEEP
ON SOME ZEBRA CAKES.
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OH, HI.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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I -- I'M REALLY,
REALLY PREGNANT.
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YEAH.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
OH!
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THIS IS AMAZING!
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IMAGINARY HAT.
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IMAGINARY MARACAS.
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W-WHAT ARE WE DOING?
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SO DUMB.
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"THE HULK ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH
TO BEAT UP SUPERMAN.
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BUT TWO HULKS?
PERHAPS."
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THOSE ARE YOUR THOUGHTS.
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'CAUSE YOU'RE A NERD.
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HEY, WHAT IS IT?
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CAN I BE TRUSTED
WITH A KID?
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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I'M A TOTAL GOOF.
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CRAP REFLEXES, CLUMSY HANDS,
ZERO COORDINATION.
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I'LL CLEAN THAT.
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I ACTUALLY GET IT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME
I HELD MY DAUGHTER.
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YES, I HAVE A DAUGHTER.
I FOUND OUT THREE YEARS AGO.
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HER NAME IS TAMPA.
HOW COME NO ONE REMEMBERS THAT?
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I VISIT HER
EVERY WEEKEND.
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I HAVE A PHONE
FILLED WITH PICTURES.
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OF YOUR OWN ABS?
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DON'T LOOK AT THAT.
IT'S...
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[ CHUCKLES ]
THE POINT IS, I CAN HELP YOU.
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WE JUST NEED
TO BOOST YOUR CONFIDENCE
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WITH A LITTLE
BABY PRACTICE.
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CONGRATULATIONS, DAD.
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Tom:
A WORD OF CAUTION.
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HER FAVORITE FOOD
IS FINGERS.
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[ SQUEALS ]
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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MMM.
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Woman: WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
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PRETTY MUCH
ANYTHING I WANT...
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...OFFICER...MA'AM.
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FIRST, I GET STRIPPED
OF MY PREGNANCY POWERS,
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AND NOW I HAVE TO PAY
A CITATION.
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ALL RIGHT, I GOT THIS.
IT'S FINE.
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I AM MISERABLE.
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OKAY, I CAN'T SLEEP,
I PEE WHEN I SNEEZE,
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I'VE GOT SO MANY TINY LITTLE
STRETCH MARKS ON MY ASS
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THAT IT'S STARTING
TO LOOK LIKE
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A DIAGRAM
OF THE JAPANESE ALPHABET.
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I HAVE THAT, TOO.
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HONEY,
WE'RE ALL HERE FOR YOU.
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NO, YOU'RE NOT!
AND I'M SUFFERING ALONE!
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AND WORST OF ALL,
I CAN'T DO THAT.
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I CAN'T DRINK.
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AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO MAD
THAT I WANT TO --
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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ALL RIGHT, WAIT.
I CAN FIX THIS.
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UNTIL YOU HAVE YOUR BABY,
NONE OF US WILL DRINK.
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YOU WOULD DO THAT FOR ME?
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YES?
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JULES. AWW!
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I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
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THAT YOU GUYS ARE GIVING UP WINE
TO SUPPORT ME.
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WELL, LAURIE,
THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO.
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THEY SUPPORT EACH OTHER.
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OH...
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NO MATTER WHAT.
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[ DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES ]
JULES, I ADORE YOU,
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AND I LOVE HOW DEVOTED YOU ARE
TO YOUR FRIENDS.
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THAT BEING SAID,
THIS IDEA IS HORSE CRAP!
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I'M WITH TOM.
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"THINGS ELLIE NEVER SAYS."
AM I RIGHT?
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ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
I KNOW THIS IS GONNA SUCK.
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BUT WE HAVE TO DO THIS FOR HER.
SHE NEEDS US.
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ROTTEN,
STINKING HORSE CRAP.
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[ SIGHS ]
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ALL RIGHT, I REPEAT.
WE'RE DOING THIS FOR OUR FRIEND.
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HOW ARE WE GONNA GO
A WHOLE MONTH WITHOUT WINE?
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CHEATING.
[ GASPS ]
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LISTEN, WE JUST NEED A PLACE
WHERE WE WON'T GET CAUGHT,
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A PLACE THAT NO ONE
WILL LOOK FOR US,
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A PLACE
SO UTTERLY DETESTABLE
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THAT NO SANE PERSON WOULD EVER
CONSIDER GOING THERE.
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WHAT BRINGS YOU GUYS
TO MY PLACE?
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YOU KNOW,
INSTEAD OF POURING IT OUT,
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YOU COULD JUST
NOT DRINK IT.
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ARE YOU WEARING
A BABYBJORN?
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DAD PRACTICE.
GOT TO GO.
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FOR A NEW DAD,
DANGER IS EVERYWHERE.
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I'M GONNA OPEN YOUR MIND
TO THAT DANGER
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AND TEACH YOU...
[Deep voice] TO SEE.
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GULFHAVEN IS A SYSTEM,
TRAV.
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WHOA. HEY!
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AND THAT SYSTEM
IS YOUR ENEMY.
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LOOK AROUND.
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
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TEACHERS? LAWYERS?
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PEOPLE WITH SO MUCH
ON THEIR MINDS
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THAT THEY ARE OBLIVIOUS
TO YOU.
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YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND
THAT THESE PEOPLE
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ARE SO HOPELESSLY CONSUMED
WITH THEIR OWN LIVES
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THEY WILL WALK
STRAIGHT THROUGH YOU
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AND NEVER REALIZE
THAT YOU ARE HOLDING A CHILD.
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WERE YOU LISTENING TO ME,
TRAV?
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OR WERE YOU LOOKING AT THE MAN
IN THE RED SUIT?
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I WAS --
LOOK AGAIN.
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AAH!
FREE TACO AT SEÑOR CASA.
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THANK YOU.
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WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
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[ Normal voice ]
I WANT A TACO.
232
00:09:25,185 --> 00:09:29,029
TOM, IF WE'RE GONNA DRINK HERE,
WE CAN'T GET CAUGHT.
233
00:09:29,029 --> 00:09:30,691
WHAT ARE OUR DEFENSES?
234
00:09:30,691 --> 00:09:33,453
UH, WELL, MY GARAGE
IS COMPLETELY SOUNDPROOF.
235
00:09:33,453 --> 00:09:35,616
TERRIFYING.
CONTINUE.
236
00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,958
A-AND OVER THERE,
WE COULD USE A SECRET KNOCK.
237
00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,162
WAKOW!
238
00:09:42,162 --> 00:09:44,795
UM, IT'S JUST LIKE
A SPEAKEASY.
239
00:09:44,795 --> 00:09:47,918
WHICH IS WHY WE SHOULD WEAR
'20s GEAR.
240
00:09:47,918 --> 00:09:49,169
TOM.
241
00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:51,922
THIS IS THE COOLEST
YOU'VE EVER BEEN.
242
00:09:51,922 --> 00:09:54,975
Yeah!
NOT NECESSARILY A COMPLIMENT.
243
00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:57,347
OKAY.
244
00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,389
IS THIS PLACE
ALWAYS THIS LAME?
245
00:09:59,389 --> 00:10:01,812
I DON'T REMEMBER IT
SUCKING THIS MUCH.
246
00:10:01,812 --> 00:10:05,395
UGH. I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I DON'T MISS -- WINE.
247
00:10:05,395 --> 00:10:07,648
HONEY, ARE YOU HOLDING
AN IMAGINARY GLASS?
248
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,029
[ Chuckling ] NO.
249
00:10:09,029 --> 00:10:12,072
THESE ARE JUST MY, UM --
MY LEGO GUY HANDS.
250
00:10:12,072 --> 00:10:13,654
OH!
YOU KNOW? YEP.
251
00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:15,075
I LOVE THAT.
252
00:10:15,075 --> 00:10:17,117
RIGHT? [ CLICKS TONGUE ]
YEAH.
253
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,999
LOOK, THE DAYS DO GET LONG
WITHOUT THE WINE,
254
00:10:18,999 --> 00:10:20,791
BUT YOU FIND WAYS
TO PASS THE TIME.
255
00:10:20,791 --> 00:10:25,005
RUBBER-BAND BALLS, YOU KNOW,
SEEING HOW HIGH YOU CAN COUNT,
256
00:10:25,005 --> 00:10:27,838
FOLLOWING TOM ON TWITTER.
257
00:10:27,838 --> 00:10:31,131
IT'S JUST SO AMAZING
THAT YOU ARE DOING THIS WITH ME.
258
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,343
GIVING UP WINE
FOR A WHOLE MONTH?
259
00:10:33,343 --> 00:10:35,345
MAYBE MORE!
260
00:10:35,345 --> 00:10:38,719
I MEAN, IF THIS BABY IS LATE,
IT COULD BE, LIKE, FIVE WEEKS.
261
00:10:38,719 --> 00:10:41,391
ONE DAY OVER AND I WILL PULL
THAT BABY OUT MYSELF!
262
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,435
I'M JUST KIDDING. GOD!
[ CHUCKLES ]
263
00:10:45,435 --> 00:10:48,108
WELL, I BETTER GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
264
00:10:48,108 --> 00:10:49,359
SILLY.
265
00:10:49,359 --> 00:10:50,941
OKAY.
266
00:10:54,614 --> 00:10:56,907
THIS IS BERRIES,
AND I'M ON A TOOT.
267
00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:59,539
ONE MORE JORUM AND WE'RE
A HALF-SEAS OVER!
268
00:10:59,539 --> 00:11:01,161
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
269
00:11:03,453 --> 00:11:05,285
HELLO, JULES!
270
00:11:05,285 --> 00:11:08,048
[ SIGHS ]
DAMN IT, TOM.
271
00:11:08,048 --> 00:11:10,921
JULES,
HOW'D YOU FIND US?
272
00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,552
TURNS OUT THAT BOBBY
DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TEXT
273
00:11:12,552 --> 00:11:14,554
AND THINK
AT THE SAME TIME.
274
00:11:14,554 --> 00:11:17,888
"HEY, J-BIRD. HOW'S THAT SECRET
BAR IN TOM'S GARAGE?
275
00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:20,390
"OH, WAIT.
JULES DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
276
00:11:20,390 --> 00:11:23,263
SHOOT.
I BETTER NOT PRESS 'SEND.'"
277
00:11:23,263 --> 00:11:25,185
HE TRIES SO HARD,
BLESS HIS HEART.
278
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,686
Ellie:
YOU HAVE A CHOICE.
279
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:31,611
YOU CAN EITHER CRUSH US,
OR YOU CAN JOIN US.
280
00:11:31,611 --> 00:11:34,404
GIVE IN TO THE GRAPE.
281
00:11:34,404 --> 00:11:35,695
NEVER.
282
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,527
SUBMIT.
I MADE A PROMISE.
283
00:11:37,527 --> 00:11:38,779
BREAK IT.
I WON'T.
284
00:11:38,779 --> 00:11:40,620
YOU'RE WEAK.
I'M STRONG!
285
00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:42,162
OH.
286
00:11:42,162 --> 00:11:43,703
NO?
287
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,205
OHH.
288
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,626
WHAT WAS THAT?
289
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,381
[ SLURPS ]
290
00:11:51,381 --> 00:11:53,253
WOW.
291
00:11:55,095 --> 00:11:56,837
[ Deep voice ]
GULFHAVEN PLAZA --
292
00:11:56,837 --> 00:11:58,799
A NORMAL DAY,
A NORMAL SCENE.
293
00:11:58,799 --> 00:12:00,761
NOTHING TO FEAR HERE,
RIGHT?
294
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,012
WRONG!
295
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,303
DIDN'T LET ME ANSWER.
296
00:12:03,303 --> 00:12:04,684
I WAS GONNA SAY "WRONG.
297
00:12:04,684 --> 00:12:07,437
[ Normal voice ] OH, OKAY.
PARTIAL CREDIT.
298
00:12:07,437 --> 00:12:11,191
[ Deep voice ] HIDDEN
BABY DANGER IS EVERYWHERE.
299
00:12:11,191 --> 00:12:13,774
A DAD
MUST BE ABLE TO FIND IT.
300
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:16,026
SO, TELL ME --
301
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:19,159
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
302
00:12:19,159 --> 00:12:21,121
I DON'T KNOW.
PEOPLE SHOPPING.
303
00:12:21,121 --> 00:12:23,663
[ Normal voice ] SHOPPING?
COME ON, MAN.
304
00:12:23,663 --> 00:12:26,246
YOU'VE GOT A CHILD.
YOU NEED TO FOCUS.
305
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,830
[ Deep voice ]
NOW, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
306
00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:31,421
I JUST SEE THE PLAZA.
I'M SORRY.
307
00:12:31,421 --> 00:12:33,423
I CAN'T DO THIS.
[ Normal voice ] NO, NO, NO.
308
00:12:33,423 --> 00:12:35,465
JUST -- TRAV, TRAV, TRAV.
L-LISTEN TO ME, OKAY?
309
00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:37,637
LOOK, IN A FEW WEEKS,
THIS WON'T BE A PIG.
310
00:12:37,637 --> 00:12:39,139
IT WILL BE A CHILD.
311
00:12:39,139 --> 00:12:41,802
AND THAT CHILD'S GONNA NEED YOU
TO KEEP IT SAFE.
312
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:44,935
OKAY, SO, NOW IMAGINE
YOU'RE HOLDING YOUR BABY.
313
00:12:44,935 --> 00:12:48,308
AND LOOK OUT THERE NOW
AND TELL ME...
314
00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:53,393
[Deep voice]
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
315
00:12:53,393 --> 00:12:55,485
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
316
00:12:55,485 --> 00:12:57,607
TEXTING JOGGER.
317
00:12:57,607 --> 00:12:59,489
BAD SKATER.
318
00:12:59,489 --> 00:13:01,822
SHAKY LADDER.
319
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:04,534
DOG OFF A LEASH.
320
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:07,457
AND A WAITER WHO MISJUDGED
HIS ABILITY
321
00:13:07,457 --> 00:13:09,039
TO HANDLE
TOO MANY GLASSES.
322
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,832
[ GLASS BREAKS ]
OH!
323
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,413
I DID IT.
324
00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:15,085
I CAN SEE.
325
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,257
[ LAUGHS ]
326
00:13:17,257 --> 00:13:19,419
WHOA.
WHERE'S YOUR BABY, TRAV?
327
00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:21,091
MY BABY!
328
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,343
MY BABY!
I LOST MY BABY!
329
00:13:23,343 --> 00:13:26,306
NO, HE'S [CHUCKLES]
HIS BABY IS A PIG.
330
00:13:27,597 --> 00:13:29,599
UH, NO.
AN ACTUAL PIG.
331
00:13:29,599 --> 00:13:32,522
NOT A CHILD THAT'S SO UGLY
WE DON'T NEED TO FIND IT.
332
00:13:32,522 --> 00:13:34,434
I DIDN'T...
333
00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:36,436
EXCUSE ME.
334
00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:38,028
[ SIGHS ]
335
00:13:38,028 --> 00:13:41,361
I FEEL LIKE I'VE COMPLETELY
BETRAYED SOMEONE I LOVE.
336
00:13:41,361 --> 00:13:44,654
ON THE OTHER HAND,
SECRET WINE BAR!
337
00:13:44,654 --> 00:13:46,867
[ LAUGHTER ]
338
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:49,619
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
339
00:13:49,619 --> 00:13:51,211
G-MAN!
340
00:13:51,211 --> 00:13:53,914
YOU GUYS ARE RUNNING
A SPEAKEASY?
341
00:13:53,914 --> 00:13:56,666
YOU CAN BE MAD,
OR YOU CAN DRINK.
342
00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:58,418
OH, OKAY.
343
00:13:58,418 --> 00:14:01,421
[ CHUCKLES ]
MMM!
344
00:14:01,421 --> 00:14:03,423
OH, SO, TOM.
345
00:14:03,423 --> 00:14:05,966
WHAT MIGHT A FELLA DO,
HYPOTHETICALLY,
346
00:14:05,966 --> 00:14:09,139
TO TRACK DOWN A TINY, HELPLESS,
MISSING BABY PIG?
347
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:10,971
YOU LOST SNIGLET?
[ SIGHS ]
348
00:14:10,971 --> 00:14:12,232
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
349
00:14:12,232 --> 00:14:13,853
A MINUTE AGO,
EVERYTHING WAS GREAT.
350
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,937
I WAS MR. POPULAR, DR. FUN,
TWEETING OUT BAR PICS.
351
00:14:16,937 --> 00:14:18,899
EVERYONE THOUGHT
I WAS COOL.
352
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,740
MNH-MNH.
WAIT A MINUTE, TOM.
353
00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:22,442
YOU'VE BEEN TWEETING PICTURES
OF THIS?
354
00:14:22,442 --> 00:14:23,904
YEAH. SO?
355
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,577
OH, HEY, GUYS.
356
00:14:27,577 --> 00:14:29,079
[ COINS CLINKING ]
357
00:14:29,079 --> 00:14:30,410
[ THUDS HEAVILY ]
358
00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:32,252
NICKEL SOCKS!
WE'RE TRAPPED!
359
00:14:32,252 --> 00:14:35,335
LAURIE,
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS.
360
00:14:35,335 --> 00:14:37,877
NO MORE TALKING.
361
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,259
[ GRUNTS ]
362
00:14:39,259 --> 00:14:41,091
[ MID-TEMPO 1920s-STYLE MUSIC
PLAYS ]
363
00:14:41,091 --> 00:14:42,552
[ GROANS ]
364
00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:45,505
[ GROANS ]
365
00:14:45,505 --> 00:14:47,467
[ GROANS ]
366
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,392
[ GROANS ]
367
00:14:55,015 --> 00:14:56,937
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
368
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,441
[ Sobbing ] PLEASE!
369
00:15:01,441 --> 00:15:03,363
THEY MADE ME DO IT!
370
00:15:03,363 --> 00:15:06,366
YOU WOULDN'T HURT OLD TOM,
WOULD YOU?
371
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,293
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I LOST MY BABY.
372
00:15:13,293 --> 00:15:15,125
WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME
AS A DAD?
373
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:16,957
SHOULD'VE WORN A CONDOM.
[ CHUCKLES ]
374
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,248
I CAN GET THE PIG BACK.
375
00:15:18,248 --> 00:15:20,170
WHAT?
[ SIGHS ]
376
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:24,714
BUT AFTER I DO THIS,
WE ARE NEVER TO SPEAK OF IT.
377
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,851
I GREW UP ON A FARM.
IT'S SOMETHING YOU PICK UP.
378
00:15:31,851 --> 00:15:34,854
WE KNOW.
FINE. WHO CARES?
379
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,819
SOO-O-O-EY!
380
00:15:39,819 --> 00:15:42,652
[ IMITATES PIG SQUEALING,
SNORTING ]
381
00:15:48,828 --> 00:15:50,160
MY BABY!
382
00:15:52,532 --> 00:15:54,454
[ SQUEALS ]
383
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,786
LOOKY!
384
00:15:56,786 --> 00:15:59,669
NOT ONE WORD.
385
00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:03,713
NOW FOR YOU.
386
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:06,386
YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT
TO BE MAD.
387
00:16:06,386 --> 00:16:09,049
THE NICKEL ASSAULT
FELT A LITTLE EXCESSIVE.
388
00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:10,390
YOU SAID
THAT YOU COULD FIX THIS.
389
00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:11,641
WELL, I WAS WRONG.
390
00:16:11,641 --> 00:16:14,224
I CAN'T FIX IT, LAURIE.
NOBODY CAN.
391
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:17,057
YOU'RE EIGHT MONTHS' PREGNANT,
AND THAT JUST SUCKS.
392
00:16:17,057 --> 00:16:18,978
I'M SORRY THAT YOU ARE
SUFFERING RIGHT NOW,
393
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,690
BUT THAT'S
JUST THE WAY IT IS.
394
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:22,812
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUT ON
A BRAVE FACE
395
00:16:22,812 --> 00:16:24,064
AND POWER THROUGH THIS
396
00:16:24,064 --> 00:16:26,156
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS
TO BE A MOM.
397
00:16:26,156 --> 00:16:29,609
TOUGH LOVE FROM JULES.
398
00:16:29,609 --> 00:16:31,281
MAYBE IT'S WHAT I NEEDED.
399
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:34,784
I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN
SO WHINING AND MISERABLE.
400
00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:39,829
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
JULES TO THE RESCUE, AS ALWAYS.
401
00:16:39,829 --> 00:16:43,293
MOM, WE'D BE TOTALLY HELPLESS
WITHOUT YOU.
402
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:44,674
Laurie: WE'RE JUST SO LUCKY
403
00:16:44,674 --> 00:16:46,426
THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE
TO FIX EVERYTHING.
404
00:16:46,426 --> 00:16:48,758
AND, I MEAN, WE KNOW
THAT IF THERE'S SOMETHING
405
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,630
THAT WE CAN'T HANDLE
WITH THIS KID,
406
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:51,841
WE CAN ALWAYS LEAN ON YOU.
407
00:16:53,973 --> 00:16:55,845
[ SNORTS ]
408
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,978
HEY.
HEY.
409
00:16:58,978 --> 00:17:00,100
YOU OKAY?
410
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,272
YEAH.
411
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:05,315
I JUST --
I NEED SOME AIR.
412
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:15,365
WINE ISN'T AS GOOD WITHOUT
THE FEAR OF BEING CAUGHT.
413
00:17:15,365 --> 00:17:17,207
WHERE'S THE RUSH?
414
00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:19,369
LOOK AT
THE LITTLE PIGGLE.
415
00:17:19,369 --> 00:17:21,161
Andy: HEY,
YOU FOUND YOUR PIG BABY.
416
00:17:21,161 --> 00:17:23,373
SO, HOW'D YOUR TRAINING GO?
PRETTY GOOD, ACTUALLY.
417
00:17:23,373 --> 00:17:25,585
GRAYSON TAUGHT ME
TO SEE LIKE A DAD, SO...
418
00:17:25,585 --> 00:17:27,797
DIME EYES?
WHAT DOES HE KNOW?
419
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,669
OH, WAIT.
HE HAS A KID.
420
00:17:29,669 --> 00:17:32,632
HEY.
YOU GUYS SEEN JULES?
421
00:17:32,632 --> 00:17:33,973
NO.
422
00:17:33,973 --> 00:17:35,975
WHERE'D SHE GO,
AND WHO'S SHE WITH?
423
00:17:35,975 --> 00:17:37,637
I MEAN, WE'RE ALL HERE,
LAURIE'S GONE HOME TO REST,
424
00:17:37,637 --> 00:17:39,229
AND, WELL,
WE DON'T LIKE ANYBODY ELSE.
425
00:17:39,229 --> 00:17:40,980
[ CHUCKLES ]
IS SHE ALONE?
426
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:43,313
NO.
JULES HATES TO BE ALONE.
427
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,775
OH, UNLESS...
428
00:17:45,775 --> 00:17:47,737
I TOTALLY FORGOT
HE HAD A KID.
429
00:17:47,737 --> 00:17:49,189
MM-HMM.
430
00:17:49,189 --> 00:17:52,402
[ GASPS ]
HEY, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BARB?
431
00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:02,122
I FIGURED THAT THIS WAS
A GOOD PLACE TO BE ALONE.
432
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,913
WOW, YOU LOOK SPOOKED.
433
00:18:03,913 --> 00:18:06,506
IS THIS ABOUT
TRAV AND LAURIE?
434
00:18:06,506 --> 00:18:09,509
WELL, THAT AND I LOOKED INSIDE
BOBBY'S COOLER.
435
00:18:09,509 --> 00:18:12,011
SPIDERS?
FIGHTING A SCORPION.
436
00:18:12,011 --> 00:18:14,844
OOH.
OKAY, GO AHEAD. ONE PEEK.
437
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:20,560
[ Laughing ]
THAT'S SO AWESOME.
438
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,392
LOOK AT THEM.
LIKE, "I'M GONNA GET YOU."
439
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,274
"NO, YOU'RE NOT. I --"
[ LID SHUTS ]
440
00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:26,526
LAY IT ON ME.
441
00:18:26,526 --> 00:18:28,067
I'M TOTALLY HERE FOR YOU,
BABE.
442
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:31,571
THOSE TWO LEAN ON ME
FOR EVERYTHING.
443
00:18:31,571 --> 00:18:33,363
AND IF THEY
CAN'T HANDLE IT,
444
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:36,156
I'M GONNA BE THE ONE
RAISING THE BABY. [ SIGHS ]
445
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:39,449
IT WAS REALLY HARD THE FIRST
TIME, AND I WAS YOUNGER THEN.
446
00:18:39,449 --> 00:18:42,162
I CAN'T IMAGINE BEING 40
AND HAVING AN INFANT.
447
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:43,663
YOU'RE NOT 40.
448
00:18:43,663 --> 00:18:45,084
DID THAT FEEL HELPFUL?
449
00:18:45,084 --> 00:18:47,457
NO.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I SAID IT.
450
00:18:47,457 --> 00:18:49,959
[ SIGHS ] LOOK, JULES.
451
00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:53,132
WHATEVER HAPPENS HERE,
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ALONE.
452
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,386
ALTHOUGH I MIGHT NOT BE
AN EXPERT,
453
00:18:56,386 --> 00:19:00,470
I HAVE PICKED UP A FEW PARENTING
TRICKS ALONG THE WAY AND --
454
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:02,472
DO NOT TELL ME
YOU FORGOT I HAVE A KID.
455
00:19:02,472 --> 00:19:04,143
[ SCOFFS ] NO.
456
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,766
NO, I TOTALLY REMEMBER,
UM...
457
00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:08,398
TAMPA.
458
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,610
THAT SHE LIVES IN TAMPA,
RIGHT.
459
00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:12,402
[ CHUCKLES ]
460
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:13,983
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
LOOK, JULES.
461
00:19:13,983 --> 00:19:16,486
THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE YOU'RE
RIGHT ABOUT TRAV AND LAURIE,
462
00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:18,488
BUT THERE'S ALSO A CHANCE
THAT THEY STEP UP
463
00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:20,240
AND SURPRISE ALL OF US.
464
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,701
I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT.
465
00:19:21,701 --> 00:19:23,453
WHERE YOU READY TO BE A MOM
WHEN YOU GOT PREGNANT?
466
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:26,546
I TOOK MY PREGNANCY TEST IN
THE BATHROOM AT WrestleMania.
467
00:19:26,546 --> 00:19:28,918
RIGHT,
BUT NOW YOU'VE MOVED ON
468
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,501
FROM YOUR
COMPLETELY INSANE LIFE,
469
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:36,095
AND, WELL, YOU'VE BECOME
THE BEST MOM I KNOW.
470
00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:38,097
OKAY?
471
00:19:38,097 --> 00:19:41,391
SO WHATEVER WE HAVE TO DO
TO MAKE THIS WORK,
472
00:19:41,391 --> 00:19:45,014
I PROMISE YOU...
WE WILL, JULES.
473
00:19:45,014 --> 00:19:46,896
MM.
474
00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:50,980
I HOPE SO.
475
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:54,314
IS THERE ANYTHING THAT WOULD
CHEER YOU UP RIGHT NOW?
476
00:19:54,314 --> 00:19:57,697
♪ SHOW ME WHERE THE LOVE
HAS GONE ♪
477
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,280
SUPER-PREGNANT DANCE PARTY.
478
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,782
WHOO!
479
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,827
♪ TRY TO LEAVE MY HEART ALONE ♪
480
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,257
All:
♪ SUPER-PREGNANT DANCE PARTY ♪
481
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,718
[ CHUCKLES ]
482
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,720
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
483
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,142
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME
OR SKYPING WITH BOBBY?
484
00:20:23,142 --> 00:20:25,645
UH-HUH.
MM-HMM.
485
00:20:26,896 --> 00:20:28,308
[ SMOOCHES ]
486
00:20:28,308 --> 00:20:30,400
♪ I'M GONNA TELL YOU
HOW I FEEL ♪
487
00:20:33,853 --> 00:20:35,445
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
488
00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:37,527
I'M DOWN FOR A LITTLE PDA,
BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH.
489
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:39,319
[ SMOOCHES ]
490
00:20:39,319 --> 00:20:41,240
[ GASPS, SMOOCHES ]
491
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,493
OKAY, I THINK YOU'RE GOOD
ON KISSES FOR NOW.
492
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,325
YOU'RE GONNA SEE HER
NEXT WEEKEND.
493
00:20:45,325 --> 00:20:47,246
OKAY.
BYE-BYE, SWEETHEART.
494
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,329
BYE.
SAY "BYE."
495
00:20:49,329 --> 00:20:50,580
Tampa: BYE.
496
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:53,082
Tom: THAT'S A CUTE KID.
497
00:20:53,082 --> 00:20:55,715
YEAH.
SHE REALLY IS.
498
00:20:55,715 --> 00:20:58,087
HOW DO YOU, UH,
KNOW HER?
499
00:20:58,087 --> 00:21:01,010
[ SIGHS ]
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